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不管发生什么 有老爸在 Whatever it is, I'm here for you.
我把一个女孩的肚子搞大了 I got a girl pregnant.
不是吧 Oh, no.
我搞砸了 I messed up.
不是吧 Oh, no.
我该怎么办啊 What do I do?
不是吧 Oh, no.
拜托说点别的吧 Please, say anything else.
我也想啊 I'm trying!
好吧 Okay...
你确定她怀孕了吗 Are you sure she's pregnant?
是的 她测过了 Yes, she took a test.
那玩意儿有时候不太准的 Sometimes those things are wrong.
她测了好几次 She took more than one.
那... Well...
你确定是你的吗 Are you sure it's yours?
有些女生比较开放的 Some gals like to get around.
爸 她怀了我的崽 还打算生下来 Dad, she's pregnant, it's mine and she's having it.
你俩这么小怎么养娃 Y'all are too young to have a baby!
我是小 但她29岁了 I am. She's actually 29.
不是吧 Oh, no.
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这事你得告诉你妈 You realize you have to tell your mother.
我和你这个当爸的说了 Well, I just told you.
让子弹飞一会儿吧 Maybe we let it sit awhile.
我不能知道了还装作不知道 I can't know this and keep it to myself.
戴尔就可以 简单得很 Dale did. Like a champ.
小乔 你必须告诉她 Georgie, you have to tell her.
行吧 Fine.
那你陪着我吧 Will you at least be there?
好 Yeah.
顺便告诉她 And tell her?
怎么了 出什么事了 What's going on? Everything okay?
你最好先做坐下 You might want to sit.
你吓到我了 Now you're scaring me.
大家都活着 No one died.
快有人死了 Kind of the opposite, actually.
告诉我 Tell me.
我要... I-I'm gonna...
我要当爹了 I'm gonna have a baby.
- 你玩儿我呢 - 是真的 - Are you kidding me?! - It's true.
那我确实得坐下 Okay, now I do need to sit.
米西 Missy.
你干嘛呀 What are you doing?
不请自入的感觉很奇怪 It felt weird coming in without being invited.
你做的哪件事不奇怪 That's because everything you do is weird.
爸妈呢 Where's Mom and Dad?
不知道 I don't know.
我刚到家 但一个人也没有 I just got home and no one's here.
你确定吗 You sure?
那么小的房子 老爸的个头还是很显眼的 It's a tiny house and Dad's a big guy.
谢谢提醒 Thanks for the heads-up.
你去哪儿 Where are you going?
在他们回家之前 To watch R-rated movies
看R级电影 傻瓜 until they get back, doy.
我们一点都不了解这姑娘 What do we even know about this girl?
这个吧... Well, that's the thing...
坐稳了 Buckle up.
她29了 She's 29.
29岁吗 我的天 Years old?! Oh, my...
又要站起来 Guess we're standing again.
29岁的人怎么会和你这种小屁孩交往 What kind of 29-year-old dates someone your age?!
我骗了她呗 Obviously the kind that was lied to.
这要怎么办啊 What are we gonna do?
现在不正商量着吗 That's what we're figuring out.
你得娶她 You're gonna have to marry her.
我也是这么考虑的 I think so, too.
不行 Hell no!
不行是什么意思 What do you mean, "No"?
他让人家怀孕了 He got her pregnant!
玛丽 她29岁了 Mary, she's 29.
他还有其它的选择吗 Well, what choice does he have?
她怎么可能嫁给他呢 She's not gonna marry him.
我怎么了 What's wrong with me?
你是个白痴 You're an idiot.
不负责任 住在车库里 You're irresponsible. You live in a garage
把水池当马桶 and use a sink as a toilet!
你也美言几句呗 Care to jump in?
有人吗 Hello?
在呢 亲爱的 Yeah, baby?
我还在想大家都去哪儿了 I was just wondering where everyone was.
我们就是聊聊天 Uh, we're just in here talking.
很快就出来 We'll be out in a little bit.
- 没什么事吧 - 没事 - Everything okay? - I'm fine.
但米西在看一部叫《留校察看》的电影 But Missy's watching a movie called Porky's.
我不太清楚这是什么电影 I don't know what that is.
- 不太友好的电影 - 坏了 - That one's rough. - Not good.
我马上就回来 亲爱的 I'll be right back in, baby.
你得带我们见见那女孩儿 You're gonna have to introduce us to this girl.
为什么 Why?
因为她怀了我们的外孙 'Cause she's having our grandbaby,
你他娘的傻缺 you dumb son of a bitch.
乔治 不过你爸说得没错 George! But what he said.
我得征求她的同意 不过她现在看我不顺眼 I'll ask her, but she's not very happy with me right now.
我已经有点喜欢这姑娘了 Yeah, I like her already.
安啦 你也应该放松一下了 Relax, you earned this one.
谢谢 Thank you.
要回去睡觉吗 You coming back to bed?
马上 In a minute.
往日重现了 对吧 Kind of déjà vu, huh?
是啊 Kind of.
我也想对他暴跳如雷 但做不到啊 I wanna be furious at him, but how can I?
只要忘记咱俩如出一辙的经历 就可以做到了 The trick is to forget we did the same thing, then it's easy.
当时我们也觉得天要塌下来了 但是呢... At the time, it seemed like our lives were over, but...
小乔出生了 then Georgie was born.
顶着一头夸张的头发 With that crazy head of hair.
谁能想到 And just like that
这是我们生命中最美好的事情 it was the best thing that could have happened to us.
你抽的是什么仙丹 What kind of cigarette are you smoking there?
那么 现在怎么办 Oh, so, what do we do now?
我们也没得选了 We don't have a lot of choices.
只有接受成为祖父母的事实 We're gonna be grandparents and, uh...
那女孩儿叫啥名来着 What's the girl's name again?
曼迪 Mandy.
曼迪将以某种形式 加入我们的生活 And Mandy is gonna be part of our lives
直到咱俩几十年后嗝屁 in some shape or form until we're, you know, dead.
某种形式 是什么意思 What do you mean, "Shape or form"?
小乔必须娶她 Georgie's gotta marry her.
不行 玛丽 不可以 No, Mary, he doesn't.
我们的儿子和别人有了非婚生子 How am I supposed to set foot in my church
我以后还怎么去教堂 if our son has a child out of wedlock?
不关别人的事 It's nobody's business.
镇子很小的 乔治 It's a small town, George,
谁家有点事 谁家能不知道 everything is everybody's business.
你有没有想过 也许人家不想 You ever stop to think maybe she doesn't
嫁给一个17岁的小屁孩呢 want to marry a 17-year-old?
他三月份就满18岁了 He'll be 18 in March.
算了 你现在理不清了 All right, you're just being ridiculous.
我是个基督徒 I'm being a Christian.
我承认你是上帝送给我的礼物 When you were born, you were a gift from God
但这不能抵消我现在的愤怒 but that does not change the fact that I am very mad at you!
好吧 All right.
- 你怎么跟坨屎似的 - 谢谢 - You look like crap. - Thanks.
- 你昨晚出去喝酒了 - 没有 - You go out drinking last night? - Of course not.
反正我一出去喝酒 'Cause when I look that bad,
就醉得像坨屎 I been out drinkin'.
我昨晚没怎么睡 I just didn't get much sleep.
怎么了 有心事 Oh? Something bothering you?
那个... Well...
发生了一些事情 there are some things
让我很... going on that are...
- 担心 - 早上好 - ...of concern. - Morning.
- 早上好 - 早安 - Morning. - Good morning.
没事吧 Everything okay?
- 嗯 - 当然啦 - Yeah. - You bet.
看起来不像 Don't seem like it.
但就是挺好的 准备上学吧 Well, it is. Go get ready for school.
继续吧 Carry on.
在我说任何事之前 Before I say anything,
我要跟你道歉 I owe you an apology.
很好 说吧 Love 'em, hit me.
我在想着我当时... I was just thinking about the hell
让你遭受的痛苦 I put you through when...
妈 你有看到我的周四袜子吗 Mom, have you seen my Thursday socks? I looked in
我找过我的抽屉了 只找到周三和周五的 my drawer and I could only find Wednesday and Friday.
周四的在烘干机里 Thursday's are in the dryer.
找到那小捣蛋鬼了 Here's the little rascals.
你刚刚在说 You were saying?
我想到了 I was just thinking about
我怀上了小乔的时候 when I was pregnant with Georgie, and...
那日子对你来说肯定很难过 how hard that must've been for you.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
小乔让那个女孩怀孕了 Georgie got that girl pregnant?
小声点 然后 是的 Keep your voice down. And... yes.
有事情不对劲 Something weird's going on.
如果你是指我不见了袜子 If you mean my missing socks,
它们在烘干机里 和老爸的内裤贴着 they were in the dryer clinging to Dad's boxer shorts.
我是指老妈 我一进厨房 I mean with Mom. When I was in the kitchen,
她和姥姥就立刻安静了 she and Meemaw got real quiet.
我刚去了厨房 他们看起来都很正常呀 I was just in there and they seemed perfectly normal.
那昨晚呢 And what about last night?
昨晚怎么了 What about it?
他们在车库里谈事 They were talking in the garage
还关着门 with the door shut.
这有什么奇怪的 What's odd about that?
咱家人从来也不聊天啊 Nobody in this house talks.
那你觉得是什么事 Hmm. What do you think is going on?
我不知道 但我跟你说 肯定是大事 I don't know, but I'm telling you, it's bad.
不一定 Not necessarily.
或许他们是在给我们计划惊喜派对 Maybe they're planning a surprise party for us.
我们的生日还远着呢 Our birthday isn't for months.
的确 或许他们需要提前准备 True. Maybe they needed some lead time.
你不能指望史蒂芬·霍金即兴表演 You can't expect Stephen Hawking to roll in at a moment's notice.
来吧 我送你俩上学 走吧 Come on, I'm taking you both to school. Let's move it.
他看起来很糟 He looks terrible.
他有心脏问题 He has had heart problems,
而且他最近工作不顺 plus he's been having a rough time at work.
更别提他很胖 Not to mention he's pretty chunky.
妈呀 不知道睿侠卖不卖除颤仪 Oh, dear. I wonder if RadioShack makes a defibrillator.
那女孩比他大了十多岁 That girl is like ten years older than him.
因为他骗了她 Because he lied to her.
我一开始就跟他说 坦白从宽 I told him from the start that he needed to come clean,
要诚实 and be honest.
早 Morning.
我都知道了 I know everything.
该死 Dang it.
你为什么要跟她说 Why'd you have to tell her?
她是我妈 而且... She is my mother, and...
我要送孩子上学啦 Taking the kids to school.
- 拜 - 在学校玩得开心啊 - Bye. - Have a good day.
- 我现在看出来了 - 嗯哼 - I see it now. - Mm-hmm.
好了 我来辩解一下 Okay, in my defense...
你没得辩解 你个智障 You have no defense. You're an idiot.
那其实就是我的辩解的主要部分 That was a big part of my defense.
我们什么时候能跟她坐下来 When do we get to sit down with her
好好谈谈 and talk this through?
啊 重点来了 Ah, yeah, here's the thing about that:
她不太想见你们 she ain't real eager to meet y'all.
为什么不 Why not?
当乔治搞大你肚子的时候 你想见他父母吗 Did you want to meet George's parents when he knocked you up?
我那不是被搞大肚子 我是怀上了孩子 I was not "Knocked up," I was with child.
他在那站着呢 And he's right there.
- 咋的 - 没事 - What? - Nothing.
爱你哦 I love you.
行吧 Okay.
以防她没有表明清楚 她是说我俩都爱你 In case it's not apparent, she was speaking for both of us.
好的 Okay.
- 我去 - 我不是来跟你吵架的 - Ah, damn it. - I'm not here to fight with you,
或是对你指手画脚 我只是想跟你谈谈 or pass judgment on you, I just want to talk about...
我们接下来应该怎么做 where we're going with all this.
没什么好谈的 There's nothing to talk about.
- 这都是我的私事 - 的确 - All this is my business. - That's true.
我只是觉得 或许让你见见小乔家人 I just thought it might be nice if you got
是件好事 to meet Georgie's family.
我连自己爸妈都没说呢 I haven't even told my own parents yet.
我就想让你知道 我女儿 小乔妈 Just so you know, I went through this very thing
她当时的情况一模一样 with my own daughter, Georgie's mom.
所以 我们理解的 So, we get it.
真的吗 Really?
我们就只是想帮忙 We just want to be helpful.
说实话 我现在对小乔很不满 Well, I'm not very happy with Georgie right now.
大家都是 完全理解 Nobody is. We get it.
谢谢 布兰达 真的十分感谢 Thanks, Brenda, I really appreciate it.
没什么大事 只是我们有点家事要谈 Oh, nothing major, just, um, some family stuff that we need
然后最好不要有孩子们在场 to talk about and it'd be better if the kids weren't here.
太好了 那我六点钟把他们送过去 Great, I'll send 'em over at 6:00?
好的 Okay.
我们要去哪儿 Where are we going?
别偷偷地靠近我 Don't be sneaking up on me.
我没有偷偷地 我们要去哪呢 I wasn't sneaking. Where are we going?
布兰达邀请你和你哥 Brenda invited you and your brother over
今晚去她家和比利吃晚饭 to dinner with Billy tonight.
- 为什么 - 因为他们人很好 - Why? - Because they're nice people!
吃颗药吧 Take a pill.
我不明白为什么我要戴领带 I don't see why I got to wear a tie.
因为我们想要给对方留个好印象 Because we want to make a good impression.
她都已经认识这笨蛋了 还需要那样吗 She already met this bozo, aren't we past that?
请你们记住 一个巴掌拍不响 Hey, let's just keep in mind, I didn't do this by myself.
两人才能跳探戈 It takes two to tango.
你知道什么是探戈么 Do you even know what a tango is?
床事 不是么 It's sex, ain't it?
杰夫牧师就在隔壁 Pastor Jeff is right next door.
或许我应该让他加入我们 Maybe I should invite him to join us.
为什么 Why?
所以我们能让神也加入进来我们的谈话 So we can bring God into the conversation.
神让她怀孕了 我觉得神做得足够多了 God let her get pregnant. I think He's done enough.
好了 她到了 Okay, that's her.
各位 我们要热烈地欢迎她 Um, everybody, let's make her feel welcome.
- 欢迎 - 你好 - Welcome. - Hello.
哟 Yo.
所以 曼迪 你是做什么的 So, Mandy, what do you do?
我目前还在餐厅做服务生 Right now I'm just waiting tables.
毕竟人民需要吃东西 Well, people need to eat.
你知道我喜欢什么不 星期五餐厅的星期五 You know what I enjoy? That T-G-I-F Friday.
菜单上 光是前菜就有一整页 They got a whole menu page, just appetizers.
希望你喜欢牛腩 I hope brisket's okay.
小乔不太知道你喜欢吃什么 Georgie wasn't too sure what kind of food you liked.
我们在一起的时候 不怎么吃东西 We didn't do a lot of eating when we were together.
所以 你家人都在这附近吗 So, Mandy, your people from around here?
我老家在俄克拉何马州 Uh, Oklahoma originally.
我们不会为此反对你的 Well, we won't hold it against you.
好像我们都还不知道你姓什么 I guess we don't even know your last name.
- 麦卡利斯特 - 苏格兰裔 对吧 - McAllister. - Scottish, right?
对 Right.
因为爱尔兰裔都是奥·麦卡利斯特 'Cause if it was Irish, it'd be O'McAllister.
所以 你信天主教吗 So, you're Catholic?
我什么都不信 I'm not really anything.
但你总得带着某种宗教教养 But you'll be raising this child
来抚养这孩子吧 with some sort of religious upbringing.
我还没仔细想过 I haven't really thought about it.
那这个我们可以帮忙 Well, that's one of the things we can help with,
从餐前祷告开始吧 starting with grace.
- 妈... - 我们要从餐前祷告开始了 - Mom... - We're starting with grace!
感谢主父... Heavenly Father...
- 为什么不能是主母 - 别 真的别 - Why not heavenly mother? - Don't, just don't.
无上天父 Heavenly Father,
请为食物和准备它的人赐福 bless this food and the hands that prepared it.
谢谢你将曼迪带入我家 And thank you for bringing Mandy into our family
照看她还未出生的孩子 and watch over this child as he or she grows
并让孩子成为一个浸礼教徒 阿门 and becomes a God-fearin' Baptist, amen.
阿门 Amen.
一点都不生硬 Smooth.
你喜欢烘肉卷吗 You like meatloaf?
喜欢 我们晚饭吃这个吗 Yeah, is that what we're having?
不 就是随便聊聊 No, just making dinner conversation.
我们晚上吃意大利面 We're having spaghetti.
里面有切成小块的热狗肠吗 With hot dogs cut up in it?
咦 没有 Ew, no.
我想回家 求你了 I'd like to go home, please.
我们不能 We can't.
为什么 How come?
是啊 为什么 Yeah, how come?
我们不知道 We don't know.
最可能的理论是父亲身体要不行了 The leading theory is my father's dying.
我不觉得是这样 I don't think that's it.
但是 有些事不太对劲 Well, something's wrong.
也许他们和我父母一样准备离婚了 Maybe they're getting divorced like my mom and dad.
比利 不要讨论这事儿 Billy! We don't talk about that.
当我没说 Never mind.
所以 曼迪 我妈妈之前提到 So, Mandy, my mother mentioned that
你的双亲还不知道你怀孕这事呢 your folks don't know about the baby.
是 还没告诉他们 No, not yet.
他们听到后一定很激动 Well, I'm sure they'll be excited
当你告诉他们你要 when you tell them you're bringing
将新生命带到这个世上时 new life into the world.
这是你听到她怀孕时候的反应吗 Is that how you felt when she got pregnant?
关于宝宝 About the baby?
当然 关于这事得罪魁祸首 Yeah. The guy who did it?
彼此彼此 Mutual.
他们总是喜欢这样开玩笑 They kid around like that.
是啊 有趣极了 Yeah, all good fun.
不论你父母那边的反应如何 Well, regardless of what goes on with your parents,
我们想告诉你 我们在支持你和宝宝 we want you to know that we are here for you
我们无条件地珍惜和爱它 and the baby, who we will love and cherish.
谢谢 Thank you.
我也是 实际上 如果你希望的话 Me, too. In fact, if you want,
我可以陪你去见你家长 I can go with you to tell your parents.
是 然后我爸爸就会一枪崩了你 Yeah, and then my father can shoot you.
我没开玩笑 I'm not kidding.
也许你去父母家先报告好消息 Maybe it would be better if you went to your parents
会缓和一些 with, um, good news first.
- 什么好消息啊 - 就是... - And what would that be? - Well...
大家都喜欢婚礼 everybody loves a wedding.
你能不能别说了 Would you stop with that?
- 这个问题需要探讨 - 不 不需要 - It needs to be discussed. - No, it doesn't.
我怀孕了 但我不需要结婚 I'm having a baby, I don't need to marry another one.
我知道我现在岁数小 但是想想 I know I'm young now, but think about it...
等未来你人老枯黄了 我就是你炙手可热的鲜肉丈夫 When you're a dried-up old lady, I'll be your hot trophy husband.
也许她爸真应该开枪崩了你 Maybe her dad should put you down.
我只是觉得 I just think that
上帝希望孩子在神圣婚约的契约下抚养成人 God wants children raised within the bonds of holy matrimony.
玛丽 他们已经犯了一个天大的错误 Mary, they already made one giant mistake,
他们不需要再犯一个 they don't have to make another.
所以和我结婚是个错误 So, marrying me was a mistake?
我没说咱们 我在说他们 I'm not talking about us, I'm talking about them.
我觉得我们都知道你到底在说谁 I think we all know who you're talking about.
你真的想现在探讨这个问题 You really want to do this now?
你真心实意地为你现在的生活感到高兴 You're honestly happy with how your life turned out?
你一点后悔都没有 You have no regrets?
那个"天大的错误"给我们 That "giant mistake" gave us
带来了我爱的孩子们 our children who I love very much.
- 那你的丈夫呢 - 天啊 我也算爱他的 - What about your husband? - Oh, I love him just fine!
真贴心 把这句话写在贺卡上吧 Oh, nice, put that on a Hallmark card.
你想让我说什么 What do you want me to say?
我想让你承认这桩婚姻 I want you to admit that this marriage
确实不是称心如意的天作之合 hasn't exactly been a bed of roses.
醒醒吧 没有婚姻是称心如意的 Wake up, no marriage is a bed of roses!
- 那我们过得还挺好 - 那可不是嘛 - Well, then I guess we nailed it! - I guess we did!
这孩子未来得是浸礼教徒 And that kid is gonna be Baptist!
曼迪 这回来对了吧 So, Mandy, glad you came?
太有道理了 他们可能要离婚了 Makes perfect sense, they're getting divorced.
如果他们离婚的话 我跟妈妈 If they do, I'm staying with Mom.
没问题 我跟爸 That's fine, I'll take Dad.
如果他确实要不行了 你就可以一人住大房子了 And if he does die, you'll get the house to yourself.
你可以和我们一起住 You can live with us.
没人要不行了 没人要离婚 Nobody's dying, nobody's getting divorced.
除了你和爸爸 Except you and Dad.
吃你的晚饭吧 Just eat your dinner.
难道是咱爸外面有情妇了 I wonder if our dad met another woman.
没有情妇这回事 你也乖乖吃饭吧 Nobody met nobody. You eat your dinner, too.
我爸和新的女人在一起了 她人不错 My dad's with another woman. She's nice.
吃饭 Dinner!
如果晚饭里能有热狗小块就好了 Which would be perfect with little chunks of hot dog in it.
她的名字是玛莎·简 Her name is Martha Jean.
比利 Billy!
她在一个美黑沙龙工作 She works at a tanning salon.
谢谢你来我家 Thanks for coming.
是啊 好极了 Yeah, it was great.
好 所以之后再联系 Okay, so, I'll talk to you?
应该吧 I guess.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
我想给你个晚安吻 Giving you a kiss good night.
你给我的够多了 I think you've given me enough.
曼迪 等一下 Hey. Mandy, hold up.
你走开 Go away.
让你看到他们争吵实在不好意思 Sorry about all the yelling.
他们总是这样吗 Are they always like that?
在外人面前不这样 Not in front of company.
所以某种程度上 你已经是家人了 So, it's kind of like you're already family.
我真幸运 Lucky me.
说起来 你打算什么时候和你父母摊牌 Speaking of which, when are you gonna tell your folks?
大概要等到我显怀 I was thinking about waiting until
我妈让我少吃点 控制下体重的时候 my mom tells me to lay off the pie.
好吧 记住 Well, just remember,
如果你有什么需要 给我打电话 if you ever need anything, call me.
我已经和自己女儿经历了这些 I've already been through this with my daughter,
所以我知道怎样才是错误的 so I know how to do it wrong.
谢了 Thanks.
你得到了拥抱 我啥也没捞着 You get a hug and I get nothing.
我知道那天晚上不是很顺利 I know it didn't go great the other night,
但是我说会陪着你 这是真心的 but I meant what I said... I'll be there for you.
- 小乔 现在不是谈这个的时候 - 我认真的 - Georgie, not now. - I'm serious.
我陪你一起去幼儿课程 I'll go to baby classes with you.
你需要学习怎么呼吸之类的 You need to learn that breathing stuff.
上菜了 一份鸡肉炸牛排和一份汉堡 Okay, one chicken fried steak and a cheeseburger.
你不给他们续一下水吗 Ain't you gonna refill their water?
走开 Go away!
而且 之后你会有晨吐的反应 Also, you'll be throwing up in the morning...
这事儿我熟 I'm good with that.
你也许不知道 但是你的脚 You may not know, but your feet
也会水肿 胸也会变肿 are gonna swell up, and your boobs.
我会帮你全身按摩的 I'll rub whatever you need rubbed.
好意我心领了 Good to know.
3号桌 上菜 Table three, order up.
需要我帮你端吗 Want me to get that?
你现在情况不太方便 You know, in your condition.
小乔 用不着 Georgie, I got it.
对不起 我不打扰你了 Sorry, I'll quit bothering you.
好极了 还有一件事 Great. Just one more thing.
我爱你 I love you.
什么 What?
你不必非得回应我 You ain't got to say it back.
是 我也没这打算 Yeah, I'm not gonna.
别忘了给他们续水 Don't forget their water!
我有新情报了 I have new information.
是什么 What is it?
我听到他们在谈论宝宝 I heard them talking about a baby.
天啊 Oh, my.
你知道这意味着什么 You know what that means.
妈妈又怀孕了 Mom's pregnant.
正是如此 Exactly.