"奇迹缔造者"前情提要... Previously on "Miracle Workers"...
我想更尽力地帮忙 I want to do more to help.
我会将你调去应验祷告部 I will transfer you to the Department of Answered Prayers.
翻译东京港区１- ７ - １Ｍｉｎｄｙ
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"无法应验"的祷告会一路飘到上面 "Impossibles" go all the way to the top.
翻译 Captain 奶啾
THE SUB-MAN
所以如果一定要找人处理 也只有他老人家了 And so, if anyone can handle them, he can.
校对 万宝路
原 创 翻 译 中英双语字幕
我决定炸了地球 就这样吧 I decided to blow up Earth. I guess that's it.
特效 小布 时间轴 Sunny
后期&压制 Jason肖
要是我应验了一条"无法应验"的祷告 If I answer one of these "Impossible" prayers,
监制 万宝路
你就放过地球 you spare Earth.
THE SUB-MAN
原 创 翻 译 中英双语字幕
买定离手啊 It's a bet.
我真的很喜欢这个女孩 I really like this girl.
听着 有关爱情的祈祷都行不通的 Okay, love prayers never work.
相关祈祷 But related prayer.
我真的很喜欢这个男生 I really like this guy.
这事能成 This could work.
罗茜 如果有人找我 Rosie, if anyone comes looking for me,
就跟他们说我在开会 tell them I'm in a meeting.
和上帝一起哦 With God!
宗教啊 就是愚昧 危险 无谓 Religion -- stupid, dangerous, pointless.
就这些操蛋玩意儿大乱炖而已 Just fucks everything up.
您说吧 我没接到您那几通电话 Hey, I got all your missed calls.
- 什么事那么急呀 - 我爱你彪马哥 - What's the emergency? - Love you, Bill!
你听说过这个彪马叔吗 Have you heard of this guy Bill Maher?
- 那脱口秀主持人吗 - 对 - The talk-show guy? - Yeah.
你觉得他逗吗 Do you think he's funny?
因为我一直在看他的节目 'Cause I've been watching his stuff,
我就听不懂他的那些笑话啊 and I don't know about these jokes.
- 您是说关于您的笑话吗 - 不是啊 - You mean the jokes about you? - Oh, no.
那我倒不关心 我是说 I don't care about that. I mean
不 我就 我只是... 我就觉得他不逗 No, I just -- I just don't -- I don't think he's funny.
那您打算怎么做呢 So, what do you want to do?
我呀 我本来啥打算都没有的啊 Well, I mean, I wasn't thinking about "Doing" anything.
我... 不过既然你都提出来了 I'm just -- But now that you bring it up,
咱能做点什么呢... what's that thing that where we can, uh...
- 你懂的．．． - 杀了他呗 - you know... - Kill him?
小桑 瞧你说的 Whoa! Sanj!
你刚刚是打算放那个大招吗 我去 Did you just drop the "K" bomb? Wow!
我可不打算投靠到你们邪恶阵营去 冷血金刚 Wouldn't want to get on your bad side, Ice Man.
看我喵喵拳哇 Ai-ai-uh-uh! Whoo! Uh!
呀 被冰到了 Ooh! Freezer burn.
但是没错 弄死他 But, yeah, kill him.
好吧 好消息是 Okay. Well, the good news is,
彪马叔的死确实在议程上 Bill Maher's already scheduled to die
和其他人一起 在13天后地球爆炸的时候 along with everyone else, when the Earth explodes in 13 days.
好笑的就是 You know what's funny, is that,
度日如年的那种感觉你也懂的吧 you know how sometimes, like, a day can feel so long?
好 我会想个法子弄死丫 Okay, I'll go find a way to kill him.
真不愧是冷血金刚 Ice Man.
我爱你 伙计 I love you, buddy.
好的 Okay.
奇迹缔造者 第一季 第２集 "十三天"
奇迹缔造者 第一季第２集＂十三天＂
13天
好的 Okay.
13天
如果我们要让这俩人亲亲 If we're gonna get these people kissing,
- 我们就得更了解他们 - 好滴 - we need to know more about them. - Right.
首先 劳拉 芳龄24 First up, we have Laura. 24 years old.
天堂数据库
劳拉·格林
在一家名叫"独立禁闭"的密室逃脱店工作 Works at an escape room called "Solitary Confunment."
听好了 你们这群笼中鸟 Listen up, ya jailbirds.
看见这些规章了哈 A couple of ground rules, see?
不准碰演员 晓得不 Don't touch the actors, see?
如果你们想找线索的话 只需问... And if you're looking for some clues, just ask the...
典狱长 warden.
播放完毕 End clip.
萨姆呢 他是个什么样的人 What about Sam? What's his deal?
萨姆也是24岁 So, Sam is also 24 years old.
天堂数据库
萨姆·史密斯
职业 货柜商店偷换者
生来就比别人牙多 He was born with extra teeth,
而且他貌似很爱他的奶奶 and he seems to really love his grandmother.
快艇骰子! Yahtzee!
这或许比我们预想得要难得多 Oh, this might be harder than we thought.
他俩确实都算不上是社会里吃香的那类人 Well, look, neither of them are particularly socially adept.
但是我做了一下相容性检测 But I ran a compatibility check,
他们的匹配度是98% and they scored a 98%.
他们共同点好多 They have so much in common.
他们坐电梯时都会假装发短信 They both pretend to text in elevators
靠这招躲开潜在的寒喧 in order to avoid potential small talk.
他俩都意外地被高中花名册 They were both accidentally omitted
- 给忽略掉了 - 不是吧 - from their high-school yearbook. - Dang.
他们俩会被同一条保险广告逗笑 They laugh at the same insurance commercial,
被同一条汽车广告弄哭 they cry at the same car commercial,
他俩还都会唱错一个特别傻的广告歌词 and they sing along incorrectly to the same dumb commercial.
♪ 嚼胶糖心情爽 ♪ ♪ Chewing some gum and having a fun ♪
而且 他们都喜欢多放青洋葱的墨西哥煎饼 Ooh, they both love gye-ros with extra green onions.
那叫墨西哥卷饼 但你说得对 I think it's pronounced "Jai-ros" But yes,
他们都对花粉过敏 and they both have matching pollen allergies.
怪不得他们想在一起 No wonder they want to be together.
但不幸的是 他俩都很害羞 Unfortunately, they are both so shy
以至于从上次他们见面后 that they haven't actually communicated
就再没交流过 since the night they met.
那他们在等什么 What are they waiting for?
天堂启示录: 编程及应用
一个预兆 A sign.
天堂启示录: 编程及应用
挺酷的 那该怎么做呢 Cool. How does it work?
我们给他们发送不易察觉的小线索以此影响他们的行为 We send them subtle clues to gently influence their actions.
- 这样啊 - 是啊 - Huh. - Yeah!
他们相遇的那晚 他们 Now, on the night they met, they had
曾就羽毛球这个话题聊得如火如荼 a fascinating conversation about the game of badminton.
咱们听听吧 Let's have a listen.
然后我就用羽毛球拍子打了羽毛球什么的 So, I hit the badminton thing with the badminton racket,
我就觉得"羽毛球挺好玩嘛 and I was like, "Badminton's fun.
我应该挺喜欢羽毛球的" I think I like badminton."
我... 我从没打过羽毛球 I-I've never played badminton,
但我现在很想试试 but I really want to now.
- 你该试一试的 - 播放完毕 - You should! - End clip.
他们聊了羽毛球 They spoke of badminton.
因此 如果我们让他们想起羽毛球 Thus, if we remind them of badminton,
他们会将此视作预兆 they will see it as a sign --
战斗[臂弯]的号召 a call to arms.
他们彼此的臂弯 理所当然的嘛 Each other's arms, as it were.
我是说 我也说不好 Yeah. I mean, I don't know.
游戏开始 The game begins.
我在彪马叔的左心室里发现了一些聚集物 So, I found some build-up in Bill Maher's left ventricle.
所以只要我们再搞厚一些 Looks like all we have to do is thicken it up,
他就会在今晚突发大面积的心脏衰竭 and he'll have a massive heart attack by end of day.
很好嘛 桑杰 Wow, that's great, Sanjay!
所以咱们可以炸了他的心... So we could explode his heart...
...或者他的肺... ...or his lungs...
或者他的小弟弟 or his penis.
炸了他的小弟弟吗 Explode his penis?
桑杰 瞧你说的 Whoa, Sanjay!
称得上是巧思了 Now, that's an idea!
- 别我不知道如果那．．． - 罗茜 - Oh, no. I don't know if, uh, that's... - Rosie!
...算是啥... ...something that...
你听了准保不信 Wow, you're not gonna believe this.
桑杰 跟罗茜说说你对付彪马的招儿 Sanjay, tell Rosie your idea about Bill Maher.
关于他的小弟弟的那个 About his penis.
硬要我说的话... 我打算... I guess, uh... my idea...
炸了他的小弟弟 is to explode his penis.
- 了不得 - 是吧 - Wow. - I know.
冷血金刚踏上了征途 Ice Man is on the warpath.
给我摆平他 Better go handle that.
那 我们大概要开始着手了 So, uh, I guess, uh, we should probably get started.
不 全都是你的活 No. This is all you.
简直疯了 This is insane!
我可是高管 I'm an executive.
玩得开心 Have fun!
狂风 狂风 Gust. Gust.
微风 和风 Breeze. Zephyr.
一点微风 上升气流 Quarter-breeze. Updraft.
好棒 Yes!
短短六小时 我就成功把羽毛球 In a mere six hours, I've successfully blown
从院子里的屋顶一路吹到了劳拉的客厅 a badminton birdie from a rooftop court all the way to Laura's living room.
这就是我说的预兆 That is what I call a sign.
那是什么 What is that?
这是芥末包 小犒赏 It's a mustard packet. It's a little treat.
做了好事 就有回报 You do something good, you get a little reward.
给 拿一包 Here. Have one.
快看 有事发生 Oh, hello. Look. It's happening.
好吧 开始下一个预兆 Okay. Onto the next sign.
克雷格 我一直在做调查 Craig, okay, I've been doing research,
似乎人们从来不在乎预兆 and it seems like people never pick up on signs.
懂吗 不管预兆有多明显 看 Okay? No matter how obvious they are. Look.
今天好多乌鸦 'Tis a crow-y day, indeed.
是时候去剧院了 Well, time for the theater.
这将只是普通的夜晚 This will be a normal night.
看吧 这个羽毛球不管用 See? This badminton thing is not gonna work.
我们要大胆一点 We need to be bolder.
什么 What?
伊丽莎 Eliza?
别挡路 黑猫 Out of my way, black cat.
我去戏剧要迟到了 I'm late for my fun play.
腋臭部
生殖部
同事们 Hey, colleagues!
我是楼上的桑杰 I'm Sanjay from upstairs.
- 很欣赏你们在这里的工作 - 谢谢 - Love what you guys do down here. - Oh, thanks.
我们... 我们都没得到过什么认可 Um, we -- we hardly ever get acknowledged, so --
听着 我要让你炸了彪马叔的小弟弟 Listen, I'm gonna need you to explode Bill Maher's penis.
- 什么 - 这很重要 - What? - It's important.
先生 我觉得大家对我们生殖部做的事有点误会 Um, sir, I-I think there's been a misunderstanding about what we do here in Genitals.
我们的权力很有限 Our powers are extremely limited.
我们的主要工作是增强青春期 We mainly just try to enforce puberty.
我需要这根鸡巴爆炸 Well, I need this dick exploded.
所以你们最好赶紧做 明白吗 So I guess you better get to it, huh?
谢谢各位 Thaaaaanks, guys.
好吧 Okay.
你们知道怎么... Do you guys know how to...
我想到了 I figured it out.
我们可以让萨姆和劳拉在一起 We can get Sam and Laura together.
只需要设计... 一次偶遇 We just need to engineer... A Chance Encounter.
设计偶遇 巧合及机遇 第三版
不行 那个太冒险了 Oh, no. Those are very risky.
设计偶遇 巧合及机遇 第三版
过来看 Check it out.
他们都住在同一间医院附近 They both live near the same hospital,
所以我们要做的就是让他们同一时间出现 so all we need to do is get them there at the same time.
第一步 弄伤劳拉 Step one -- injure Laura.
我发现她上班路上有个敞开的窗户 上面放着甜瓜 I found a melon near an open window along her route to work.
我们把甜瓜吹下去 砸到她的头 We blow it off, it clonks her on the head,
直接送她去急诊室 and she goes straight to the ER.
而萨姆 我们搞他的阑尾就好了 With Sam, I figure we just pop his appendix.
他们在急诊室见到对方 They spot each other in the ER,
火花飞舞 他们接吻 sparks fly, they kiss.
拯救世界 World saved.
好吧 很... 我不... Okay. It's very ... It's ... I don't ...
我不知道 就是... I don't know, though. Um...
别担心 阑尾很好弄 Oh, don't worry. Appendixes are easy.
看 还有专门的按钮 Look, there's even a button for it.
阑尾炎发作
原来你看到了啊 Oh, you've seen that.
我知道 I know.
这不是你经常做的事 This is not the kind of stuff you usually do,
还有点 你懂的 and it's a little, you know --
逼你走出舒适圈的感觉 It's outside of your comfort zone,
我知道你为什么害怕 and I get why you're scared.
不 怎么会 我不害怕 Oh, no. No. I'm not scared.
- 你不怕吗 - 不 - You're not? - No.
我是很大胆 勇敢又意志坚强的人 I'm a bold, intrepid man with a strong mind.
我是个冒险家 I'm a risk taker.
我是个坏男孩 I'm a big, bad boy.
所以这是对计划的肯定咯 So that's a yes to the plan?
是的 Yes.
- 肯定 - 是的 - Yes? - Yes.
- 好耶 - 好 - Yes! - Yeah.
- 好 - 行了 - Oh, yes. - Okay.
希望这对爱情鸟喜欢医院餐 I hope these lovebirds like hospital food.
让·克劳德 没有你我肯定会不知所措 Oh, Jean-Claude, I'd be lost without you.
别忘了擦鞋跟 Don't neglect the heel cap.
俗话说得好 You know what they say.
不是人靠衣装 It's not the clothes that make the man.
而是人让衣服... It's the man who makes the --
你不是该去处理那个小弟弟的事吗 Aren't you meant to be off dealing with that penis?
是 我让别人做了 Oh, yeah. I put someone on that.
高管就是知道什么时候委派别人做事 Part of being an executive is knowing when to delegate.
桑杰 进来 Sanjay! Get in here!
你不用来 You don't have to come.
看这个 Look at this!
彪马叔 还是我们应该说 "彪更多马" Bill Maher, or should we say "Bill More,"
神采奕奕 因为他带着几根"热狗"逛街 was feeling cocky as he dragged more than one hot dog down the street.
他的鸡巴长了 His dick grew!
我们采访了反宗教的内奸 We asked the anti-religious provocateur
他对自己的"福气"什么感觉 这位幽默的人开玩笑说 how he felt about his blessing, and the funnyman quipped,
"上帝假得跟我的鸡巴一样大" "God is as fake as my dick is huge."
生日快乐 彪马叔 Happy birthday to Bill Maher!
- 拜托 - 我不知道怎么回事 - Come on! - I don't know what happened!
我告诉你发生了什么 I'll tell you what happened.
你搞砸了 You messed up, man!
我本以为你可以处理 I thought you could handle this.
你本该干好高管的活 You're supposed to be an executive.
别转台 休息过后 更多八卦内容 Stick around for more girthy gossip right after the break.
好了 All right.
甜瓜就位 Melon is in position.
我们要做的就是按下按钮 All we gotta do now is hit this button,
嘭 我们就成了 and bonk! We're in business.
劳拉正在靠近 Laura approaching.
来吧 就这么做 All right. Let's do this.
等一下 Oh, no! Wait!
我们... 没有足够的电力 Um, we... we don't have enough power
- 来执行这个命令 - 啥 - to execute this sequence. - What?
我们得提高螺旋管的电压值 We need to increase the voltage to the valve coil,
那个好像就在那边 which is sort of down there a bit.
这样啊 好的 Oh. Oh, okay.
好的 谢谢你 Yeah. Yeah. Okay, thank you.
- 我们真是合作无间 - 没错 - Dream team. - Whoo-hoo, yes.
我没找到变电箱 或这之类的... I couldn't find a breaker box or anything resembling a...
什么鬼 What the fuck!
怎么回事 该死 What happened? Oh, no!
瓜提前掉下去了吗 Did it fall early?!
这对我俩来说简直太可惜了 Oh, what a disappointment for both of us.
我想到了一个预兆 So, I had an idea for a sign
有关他们都有的花粉过敏症 involving their matching pollen allergies.
这是你干的吗 Did you do this?
- 是我没错 - 为什么 - Yes! Yes, yes! - Why?
因为我... 我的话可能会有些直白 Because I... If I can be extremely blunt,
我觉得你的计划或许有些... I just thought that your plan was maybe possibly...
愚蠢吗 我的计划蠢爆了 Stupid. My plan was stupid.
- 不是的 - 你想说的是这个吗 - No. - Is that what you're saying?
不 不 不 不是的 No, no, no, no, no.
只是... 昨天你就... It's... It's just that, yesterday, you...
造成了台风 you did cause that typhoon,
那不幸地害死了很多人 然后 which unfortunately killed many people, and then,
在此基础上 你又劝服上帝炸掉地球 after that, you convinced God to blow up the Earth,
我只是觉得我们应该小心为上 so I just think that a little bit of caution is advisable.
你不是小心 克雷格 You're not cautious, Craig.
你就是个怂蛋 You're a coward.
该死 我的瓜 Oh, shit. My melon.
这下水果沙拉泡汤了 There goes our fruit salad.
芭芭拉会气疯的 Barbara's gonna be furious.
太好了 找到你了 Good. There you are.
我们回楼下吧 那里安全一些 Can we go back downstairs where it's not as dangerous
我们也能离这些围栏远点 and there's not ledges to stand near?
那就在这儿吧 Uh, right you are.
很抱歉我摔了那颗甜瓜 I'm very sorry that I broke the melon.
没事 It's fine.
我只是想帮忙 但像往常一样 I was just trying to help, but, as usual,
我总是帮倒忙 I made things worse.
伊丽莎 我能理解你的失落 Eliza, you're down on yourself, and I get it.
如果地球毁灭 你就会以 If the world explodes, then you will go down
史上最猛的杀人犯留名 as history's greatest murderer.
- 谁都不想那样 - 从现在开始 - Nobody wants that. - From now on,
我准备什么都不管了 I am just going to stay out of the way.
别这样 拜托 No. Please no.
- 我需要你 - 为什么 - I need you in the way. - Why?
因为你骂得对 Because you were right about me.
我就是个怂蛋 Right? I am not brave.
彻底的怂蛋 但你很勇敢 Not even slightly. But you are.
这... 这才是... And... And that... That's...
地球现在最需要的 That's what Earth needs right now.
没有你我肯定会失败 And I certainly can't do this without you.
而且 我还在想 你是对的 Also, I've been thinking about it, and you were right.
一次偶遇或许真的有用 A Chance Encounter really might work.
我们只需要稍微改善一下计划 We just have to refine the execution a bit.
怎么改 How?
还没想好 但我希望 Well, I don't know yet, but I was kind of hoping
我们能一起想出办法来 we could figure that out together.
行 Okay.
- 行 - 下楼聊 - Okay. - Downstairs?
太好了 谢谢你 Yes. Thank you,
谢谢 thank you.
什么鬼 What the shit?!
我．．．我可以解释 Oh, I-I-I can explain.
我们向彪马叔的前列腺中打入了很多荷尔蒙 We pumped Bill Maher's glands full of hormones
想让他的小弟弟变大 然后像气球一样爆掉 in hopes that his penis would expand and then pop like a balloon,
一切进行得都很顺利 但... and everything was going smoothly, but then...
怎么了 What?!
随着彪马小弟弟的增大 As Bill's penis became larger,
其形状也变得越来越... 美丽 it grew more... more beautiful.
这时我们意识到这样做是不道德的 At a certain point, we realized it would be immoral for us
不能毁掉这么完美的存在 to destroy something so perfect.
我不管 I don't care.
这是上面的意思 This is coming from the top!
让他的鸡巴爆炸 Just blow it up!
恕我直言 我们拒绝 With respect, we refuse.
这里不是肛肠部 This isn't the Department of Anuses.
我们都很正直 We have integrity.
好吧 Okay, fine!
那我自己来 I'll do it myself!
打气泵激活 Pump-O-Tron activated.
怎么没用 Why isn't this working?
你得把眼睛放在观看洞上 You have to put your eyes up to the eye hole,
一边看着他的小弟弟一边打泵 and, uh, stare at the penis when you pump.
为什么 Why?
我也不... Uh, I don't...
需要打多少次 How many pumps is this gonna take?
五万次 50,000.
五万 50,000?
没错 五万 Yeah. 50,000.
一 1.
二 2.
我们的目标就是它 鲍勃的中东小馆 Okay, here's our target -- Bob's Hummus House.
完美 这家店在萨姆 It's perfect -- halfway between Sam
- 和劳拉公寓中间 - 最重要的是 - and Laura's apartments. - And, most importantly,
这里有他俩最爱的食物 it serves their favorite food.
希腊卷饼 Gyros.
把他们引到那里吧 Let's get them there.
第一步 断掉他们的食物补给 First step, cut off their food supply.
该死 Oh. Dang.
劳拉那边有点棘手 Laura's a little trickier.
她从不在家里储存食物 She never has any food in the house.
总是点外卖 Always orders in.
不过幸运的是 问题不大 Lucky for us, there's a simple fix.
只要炸掉她手机的运营商卫星就行 We blow up the satellite for her cellphone provider.
该死 Oh, dang.
干得漂亮 现在实施诱捕 Nice work. Now to lure them in.
希腊煎饼 真香 Mmm, gye-ro.
希腊卷饼 真香 Jai-ros.
还有30秒相遇 30 seconds to contact.
等等 为什么萨姆不动了 Wait. Why is Sam stopping?
披萨 Ooh, pizza.
不 不 不 什么 No, no, no. What?
不可能 我扫描了这条街三次 No, I've scanned the route three times.
萨姆喜欢每家店应该都关门了 Every place Sam likes should be closed by now.
不对 邦焦尔诺披萨屋有情况 No, something's happening at Pizza Bongiorno.
刚开始收看本节目的观众们 If you're just joining us,
在一场令人困惑的戏剧化事件中 comedian Bill Maher is dead
喜剧演员彪马叔去世了 after a tragic and confusing incident
这震惊了整个喜剧界和医学界 that has shaken the world of comedy and medicine.
我们必须把那家店关了 马上 We have to close that shop. Now.
彪马的家人日前宣布 Maher's family has announced that the funeral
葬礼将绝不公开遗体 will "Definitely be closed casket."
我做了 I did it.
店子关了 It's done.
看 看 他调走往回走了 Look. Look, he's turning back around.
棒 Yes!
太棒了 我们回到正轨了 Awesome work. We're back on track.
谢谢 这个披萨小哥不会有事的 对吗 Thank you, and this pizza gentleman is gonna live, right?
我们回到正轨了 We are back on track.
不 他们会错过对方的 No! They're gonna miss each other!
我们现在怎么办 What do we do now?
我有个办法 I've got an idea.
设置花粉过敏 Matching pollen allergies.
真棒 You're good.
上帝保佑 Gesundheit.
萨姆 Sam?
劳拉 Laura?
然后呢 Now what?
现在就坐等火花四射吧 Now we just sit back and watch the sparks fly.
还记得聚会上排队上厕所吗 Remember the bathroom line at the party?
记得 记得 Yeah, yeah.
队伍排得老长了 It was long.
不是吧 Ohh, no.
- 不像这里 - 不一样 - Not like here. - Nope.
这里... 这里不用排队上厕所 There's -- There's no bathroom line.
不用排队 Nope.
- 我看不下去了 - 这画面太美 - I can't watch this. - It's really hard to watch.
- 我能留你的电话吗 - 你想不想下次一起出去逛逛 - Can I maybe get your number? - Do you want to hang out sometime?
好的 Yes.
啥玩意 太棒了 What?! Yes!
- 就这样 - 继续 - Yes! - Go on!
- 就这样 - 不要迟疑 - Oh, yes! - Never in doubt!
真棒 太好了 Yes! Yeah! Yes!
太好了 Yes!
- 加油 - 太好了 - Go! - Yes!
萨姆和劳拉加油 Go, Sam and Laura.
- 谢谢你随便拿 - 我就算了 - Oh, thank you. Help yourself to one of these. - Oh, no.
我会把你存到你的手机里 I'm gonna put you in your phone.
我的... 你的... My -- Your --
- 我把我的名字存为＂萨姆＂ - ＂萨姆＂对 - I'm gonna put my name as "Sam." - Sam. Yeah.
好了 桑杰 All right, Sanjay!
希望你感到自豪 你看上去挺自豪的 I hope you're proud. You look proud.
你知道吗 我很为你自豪 Tell you what, I'm proud of you. Wow.
我是说 我知道你有多讨厌彪马叔 I mean, I know how much you hated Bill Maher.
他伤你多深 How much he hurt you.
本来夜复一夜 And it would've been so easy for you
一个专场接着一个专场地继续受打击 to just keep taking the hits, night after night,
对你来说更简单 special after special.
但你坚持自己的立场 But you stuck to your guns,
这就是为什么你是一个优秀的高管 and that's why you are one heck of an executive.
感谢上帝 Thanks, God.
好了 All right.
希望你想吃秋葵汤了 I hope you're hungry for some gumbo.
什么 What?
这都是为了慵懒的苏珊餐厅 For Lazy Susan's!
我猜你一定以为我忘记餐厅的事了 Oh, I bet you thought I forget about our restaurant.
现在别担心 我仍然把身心都全力 Now, don't worry. I am still all in,
奉献给我们的梦想 fully committed to our dream.
现在 我需要你马上试吃这所有的秋葵汤 Now, I need you to taste-test all of these gumbos immediately.
种类从完全浓稠到几乎固体的都有 They range from very thick to almost solid.
- 可以让罗茜试一些吗 - 我过敏 - Can Rosie taste some of the gumbos? - I'm allergic.
那你就再适合不过了 Well, that's more for you.
爱你 老弟 上帝爱你 Ah, love you, buddy. I love you.
如果你找到我的镊子了就告诉我 Oh, and let me know if you find my tweezers.
好吧 Oh, okay.
不 不 不 No, no, no, no.
罗茜 罗茜 罗茜 这太荒谬了 Rosie, Rosie. Rosie, this is ridiculous.
我甚至都不觉得饿 Okay, I'm not even hungry.
我午饭吃撑了 I ate a full lunch.
手臂还吊着 My arms are in a sling.
我还得直接用嘴吃吗 I've got to come at this mouth-first?!
太疯狂了 This is crazy!
我是个高管 I'm an executive!
早上好 早上好 怎么样了 Good morning, good morning. How's it going?
她已经在给他发信息了 She's already texting him.
很好 Oh, nice.
谢谢 Oh, thanks.
今晚想出来逛逛吗
真对不起 I am so sorry.
今晚想出来逛逛吗
不 不用... No, don't, uh...
...担心 ...worry about it.
他是谁 Who's this guy?
我不知道 I don't know.
你知道吗 很有趣 我... You know, it's funny. I...
我跑进来是为了躲雨 I ran in here to get out of the rain.
而当我们开始交谈时雨就停了 And once we started talking, the rain stopped.
也许这是个预兆 Maybe it's a sign.
也许是 Maybe.
- 不是预兆不是预兆 - 不不怎么可能 - Not a sign. Not a sign. - No. No. How?
- 那怎么会是个预兆 - 不它不是它不是一个预兆 - How would that be a sign?! - No, it's not! It's not a sign!
披萨店老板兼慈善家 Pizza-shop owner and philanthropist
文森特·阿方西今晚因阑尾炎发作 Vincent Alfonsi is fighting for his life tonight
正在被抢救中 after his appendix ruptured,
他在自己黑暗的披萨店里被困数小时 leaving him stranded for hours inside his darkened pizzeria.
阿方西曾亲自分发感恩节派 Alfonsi, known for the Thanksgiving pies
给本市最贫困的儿童 并以此闻名 that he distributes personally to the city's neediest children,
但他再也不能走路了 will never walk again.
在我20年的记者生涯里 In my 20 years as a journalist,
从未见过一个如此受爱戴的社会人物 I've never seen such a beloved community fixture suffer
遭受如此突然而惨重的痛苦 so randomly and horribly.
这不禁让我们质疑万物 It makes one question everything.
运动是下一个疑问 Sports is next.
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