"奇迹缔造者"前情提要... Previously on "Miracle Workers"...
我决定炸了地球 I've decided to blow up Earth.
要是我应验了一条"无法应验"的祷告 If I answer one of these "Impossible" prayers,
翻译 奶啾 Mindy
字 幕 侠
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你就放过地球 you spare Earth.
翻译Ｃａｐｔａｉｎ东京港区１- ７ - １
买定离手啊 It's a bet.
THE SUB-MAN
校对 万宝路 时间轴 Sunny 阿布
我们只需要让这两个人亲亲 All we have to do is get these two people to kiss.
原 创 翻 译 中英双语字幕
特效 小布
- 萨姆 - 劳拉 - Sam? - Laura?
后期&压制 Jason肖
- 我能留你的电话吗 - 你想不想下次一起出去逛逛 Can I maybe get your number? Do you want to hang out sometime?
监制 万宝路
好的 Yes.
啥玩意 太棒了 Yes! Yes!
THE SUB-MAN
原 创 翻 译 中英双语字幕
真对不起 So sorry.
他是谁 Who's this guy?
我跑进来是为了躲雨 I ran in here to get out of the rain.
而当我们开始交谈时雨就停了 Once we started talking, the rain stopped.
也许这是个预兆 Maybe it's a sign.
也许是 Maybe.
我的人生目标之一 You know, one of my goals in life
就是种出 属于我自己的浆果 is to find, like, my own type of berry.
一种全新的浆果 Like a new special type of berry.
这是什么鬼 我们必须阻止他们 What the hell is happening? We have to stop this.
没事的 放宽心 Oh, it's fine. It's fine.
这只是陌生人间的短暂寒暄 This is a brief conversation with a stranger.
她随时会编个上班的借口离开 Any second now, she'll leave for work.
我要去上班了 I guess I should leave for work.
你当然可以 You know, you could leave.
去上班 For work.
日复一日 年复一年 The endless routine.
- 或者．．． - 或者什么 - Or... - Or what?
我们取走单车 We take our bikes.
远行 We ride.
只是今天 抓住生活的小尾巴 And just for today, we grab life by the tail
恣意人生 and live like this is it.
好吧 Okay.
不 不 不 不 不 不 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
不行 不可以 No, no, no, no!
棒极了 Dope.
♪ 当我醒来 ♪ ♪ And when I woke up ♪
你介意我... Do you mind if I...
♪ 清晨的空气那么奇怪 ♪ ♪ The morning air felt strange ♪
这是怎么了 What is this?
我们之间的火花 This feeling between us?
是真实存在的吗 I-Is this real?
这是怎么了 What is this?
我也不知道 I don't know.
我想继续探寻 I want to keep finding out.
阑尾炎发作
不好 他一定是把阑尾切掉了 No! He must have had it taken out already.
- 好吧 - 好 - Yeah. - Yeah.
- 他已经是无敌状态了 - 我们必须毁掉这场约会 - He's unstoppable. - Okay, we gotta ruin this date.
- 下大雨 - 收到 - Rain them out! - On it.
下雨指令启动 Rain sequence initiated.
我们该走了 I guess we should leave.
等一下 Wait.
该死 Oh, shit.
他好骚啊 We made him hotter.
你让我敞开心扉 You have opened me.
让我如获新生 You've made me new again.
如果你允许的话 And, with your permission,
我想得到你的吻 I'd like for you to kiss me.
什么鬼 What the fuck!
12 天
我再叫点咖啡 I'll get more coffees.
我好湿啊 I'm so wet.
奇迹缔造者 第一季 第３集 "十二天"
奇迹缔造者 第一季第３集＂十二天＂
好了 我们来研究一下敌人 Okay. Let's see what we're up against.
他叫梅森 26岁 Okay. Mason. 26.
他的个人网站形容自己 His personal website describes him
是个概念艺术家和真理的使者 as a conceptual artist and an ambassador for truth.
啥玩意 What?
这是他拍的视频 He makes these.
我们看似比从前更近... We're more connected than ever...
但真的是这样吗 but are we?
你最近的一次和别人心灵相通是什么时候 When's the last time that you really connected?
不是通过电子屏幕 And not through your screen.
而是透过灵魂 But through your soul.
想象一个没有推特 没有网络 Imagine a world where tweets were for birds,
只有鸟语花香的世界 the Web for a spider.
我们通过手机打破的距离 Where we unplugged from our phones
却让我们彼此更难靠近 and plugged into each other.
为什么不在此时 What if it's here?
此刻 作出改变呢 What if it's now?
超弦理论 The String Theory.
请加入我们的革命 Join the revolution at
访问www.flashfundnow.com/ stringtheoryrevolutionwakeup. www.flashfundnow.com/ stringtheoryrevolutionwakeup.
这个不错 只要劳拉看到这蠢玩意儿 This is great. Laura will lose interest
她就会即刻失去兴趣的 the moment she sees this bullshit.
好了 她已经看到了 Right, she's already seen it.
好几次 Several times.
我想通了 I figured it out.
她是静音看的 She's watching it on mute.
她只是被他吸引了 She's just attracted to him.
最高等吸引力
萨姆呢 他的进展如何 What about Sam? Has he made any progress?
今天早上 他16次试着给劳拉发"你好" This morning, he tried to text Laura "hello" 16 times,
但就是不敢按下发送键 but he couldn't work up the nerve to press "send."
从那之后 他就一直尝试 And since then, he has been attempting
给自己的床单铺上合适的床单 to put a fitted sheet onto his mattress.
说实话 这确实挺难对付的 I mean, to be fair, those can be tricky.
萨姆一点机会都没有 除非我们灭了这个家伙 Okay, Sam doesn't have a chance unless we ice this guy.
可我从来没"灭"过谁 Okay. I-I have never "iced" anyone before.
我不知道 听起来很复杂 I'm not sure. It sounds complicated.
克雷格 你一辈子都在这里工作 Craig, you've been working here forever.
没有人比你更了解这些了 No one knows this stuff like you do.
- 你一定可以的 - 你真这么想 - You can totally handle this. - You really think so?
是的 老兄 你最棒了 Yeah, man. You're the best.
他们说我是最棒的 They say I'm the best.
整个部门从古至今最有天赋的人 The greatest talent to ever work in this department.
他们说得对 And they're right.
你好 克雷格 Oh. Hi, Craig.
你好 桑杰 你来这儿干什么 Hey, Sanjay. What are you doing here?
他们只是在为我的"博弈改变者" Oh, they're just doing a little profile on me
拍摄小宣传片 for "Gamechangers."
"博弈改变者" "Gamechangers."
介绍宇宙最杰出的高管们 Profiling the greatest executives in the universe.
每周向超过500万亿名观众播送 Broadcasting weekly to over 500 trillion viewers.
一档超厉害的节目 A really important show.
- 没听说过 - 我只是在 - Never heard of it. - I just, uh, wanted
向他们介绍我事业的起点 to show them where I got my start.
他竟然在这里工作过 I can't believe that guy used to work here.
- 是啊 - 他干得怎么样 - Yeah. - Was he any good?
还行啦 I mean, he was fine.
不过他创造的奇迹都是过眼云烟罢了 All his miracles were pretty forgettable.
本周"博弈改变者"栏目介绍的是 This week's game changer is the mastermind
桑杰·普林斯[王子] 天堂公司 大天使
地球背后最受欢迎的智多星... behind planet Earth's most popular miracles...
哈德森河上的奇迹
萨利队长 Captain Sully,
哈德森河上的奇迹
文斯·卡特震撼时刻
2000年NBA灌篮大赛 the 2000 NBA Slam Dunk Contest,
文斯·卡特震撼时刻
当然还有 八胞胎妈妈 and, of course, the Octomom.
文斯·卡特震撼时刻
一位女性产下八胞胎
那个女人当时很危险 That woman was in danger.
小心行事 不要猛出风头 It's better to be cautious than to be a showboating hack.
不知道呢 I don't know.
他看起来很有天赋 Seems pretty talented.
他就是金玉其外 败絮其中 懂吗 He's all style, no substance, okay?
相信我 Trust me.
怎么回事 What?
安全栓打开了 Safety's on.
我知道 我就是在检查安全栓 桑杰 Yes! I was checking the safety, Sanjay!
可以继续工作了吗 Shall we go back to work?
当然 还有阿波罗13号 And then, of course, there's Apollo 13.
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所以我说 "我绝对要做一辆" so I was like, "I'm definitely doing that one."
桑杰 你已经告诉我们很多 Sanjay, you've told us at some length
你过去的辉煌 about your past achievements,
但我很想看看你现在的工作成果 but I'd love to know what your current job entails.
作为大天使总管 Well, as executive archangel,
我与上帝 即我们的总裁肩并肩工作 I work directly with God, our C.E.O.
那是怎么样的感觉 What's that like?
每天都是紧张的智力挑战 Every day is an intense intellectual challenge.
给你 Here.
说曹操曹操到 又有使命召唤了 Ah. Speaking of which, duty calls.
所以微波炉怎么了 So, what's wrong with the microwave?
我告诉你怎么了 I'll tell you what's wrong.
没人告诉我 要用微波炉 Nobody told me that, in order to work it,
还要获得理科学位 you have to have a science degree.
什么 好 What? Okay.
好 听到叮一声以后就取出来 All right, just pull it out when you hear the ding.
- 小菜一碟 - 很好 - Easy peasy. - Great.
- 爱你老弟 - 好 - Love you, buddy. - Okay.
上帝爱你 Love you.
冒险现在开始 The adventure begins.
好了 我有15种方法杀掉这个叫梅森的人 Okay, so, I've got 15 ways we can kill this Mason guy.
第一 我们可以朝他头上扔铁砧 One, we drop an anvil on his head.
第二 我发现9楼有家老钢琴工厂... Two, I found this grand-piano factory on the ninth floor...
我担心杀了梅森 I worry that murdering Mason
可能会给劳拉带来精神创伤 might traumatize Laura.
他们的关系似乎认真起来了 Their relationship seems to be getting serious.
他们昨天才遇见 能有多认真 They just met yesterday. How serious can it be?
你是我的灵魂 You are my soul.
你是我心跳的意义 You're the purpose of my heart.
但你必须知道一件事 But there's something you must know.
什么 What?
超弦革命要走向全球 The string revolution is going global.
今晚 我要飞去中国 Tonight, I fly to China.
我要去牵绳 I'm going to tie a string
把郑州的苹果工厂 to the iPhone manufacturing plant in Zhengzhou
连接到嵩岳寺塔 and connect it to the Songyue Pagoda
就在庄严的嵩山顶 on the summit of the sacred Mount Song.
大概要步行六个星期 至少 It's about six weeks of walking, at least.
很好 他要走了 Good. He's leaving.
那我们等你回来再见吗 I guess I'll see you when you're back?
再想想 Guess again.
如果是现在呢 What if it's now?
抓住这次飞跃 Take this leap.
成为我的缪斯女神 Be my muse.
去中国 Come to China.
好 Okay.
可以吗 Okay?
- 好 - 好 - Okay! - Okay, okay.
好 好棒 太好了 Okay! Yeah, okay! Okay! Okay.
没准是时候增援了 Maybe it's time to bring in reinforcements.
什么意思 Well, what do you mean?
什么 不 不行 What? No! No, absolutely not!
我们不需要他 我可以解决 We do not need him! I can handle this!
- 安全栓 - 没错安全栓．．．打开 - Safety. - Yes! Safety... is on.
人们都说 "桑杰 你真是我行我素" People say, "Sanjay, you're a loose cannon."
我与众不同 是个开拓者 I'm a maverick. A trailblazer.
- 给你 - 马上回来 - Here. - B-R-B.
桑杰 我们可以跟随拍摄吗 Sanjay, is there any way that we could tag along?
我们很需要拍些你在工作的片段 We could really use some footage of you in action.
不行 这是高级事务 Oh, no. This is top-level stuff.
有"拍摄需知" "Need to know" only.
菜肉馅饼怎么了 So, what happened to the pot pie?
老弟 告诉你 这些菜肉馅饼 Buddy, let me tell you, these pot pies,
对大众来说绝对不能说是"方便使用" they aren't exactly what you would call "user-friendly."
一开始还好 I mean, it started out fine.
我听到叮一声 打开门 我的饼就在里面 I heard the ding, popped open the door. There's my pie.
我想这次我就清楚了 I figure at this point, I'm in the clear.
于是我把手伸进微波炉 拿起饼 So I reach into the microwave, grab the pie.
那一瞬间 我就知道出问题了 And right away, I knew something was wrong.
因为这东西很烫 Because this thing is hot!
还绝不是一般的烫 I'm talking, like, whoa!
烫得我乱跑 I mean, now I'm running around,
这东西狠狠地灼伤着我的手 and this thing is burning my hands.
然后我大叫 "罗茜 罗茜 快进来" And... And I'm shouting, "Rosie, Rosie, get in here,"
因为你知道 我想她大概知道该怎么办 'cause, you know, I thought she might know what to do.
于是她进来 没法帮忙 So she comes in. She's no help.
她开始大叫 "扔掉 She starts screaming, "Well, drop it!
扔掉 你干嘛还拿着 扔掉啊" Drop it! Why are you still holding it?! Drop it!"
然后我说 "扔掉 你疯了吗" And I'm like, "Drop it? Are you crazy?"
那是我的午餐 That's my lunch.
总之 重点是 我的手没法用了 Well, anyway, the point is, these paws are outta commish.
所以我要让你给我做个新的馅饼 So I'm gonna need you to make me a new pot pie
然后一口一口喂我吃 and then feed it to me one bite at a time,
就像我是个小婴儿 like I'm a little baby.
你可以再吃个馅饼 You could have another pot pie.
或者 也可以试试冷榨果汁 Or you could try these cold-pressed juices.
没错 Yeah.
午餐喝果汁吗 Juice for lunch?
真是个大胆的想法 That is a wild idea, man.
好了 All right.
谢谢 老弟 Thanks, buddy!
- 爱你 - 没事 - Love you. - Okay.
劳拉要是去中国六个星期 就没办法亲上山姆了 Laura can't kiss Sam if she's on a six-week trip to China.
我们需要叫桑杰过来 We need to bring in Sanjay.
不 我们不用 因为我已经搞定了 No, we don't, because I have just handled it.
什么 What?
没错 旅行取消了 快看 Yeah. The trip is off. Look.
国际新闻报道 中国郑州机场 In international news, China's Zhengzhou Airport,
曾以其建筑之美和崭新的跑道著名 celebrated for its architectural beauty and pristine runways,
在一场洪水中被毁 has been destroyed in a flood
而科学家称这本是不可能的事 that scientists say should have been impossible.
我担心这个新闻编辑部 I worry this newsroom will experience
今晚会被洪水淹了 a flood of its own tonight.
当然 我是指我自己的眼泪 I'm referring, of course, to a flood of my own tears.
做得好 Whoa! Great job.
"所有航班无限期取消" "All flights canceled indefinitely."
天哪 太糟糕了 Oh. That's too bad.
我本来很期待跟你一起走的 I was really looking forward to going with you.
我也是 And I, with you.
但是不走运 But unfortunately, for now,
超弦理论目前只能停留在假说阶段了 the String Theory must remain a string hypothesis.
- 真棒 - 棒 - Nice. - Yes.
问题解决了 Problem solved.
桑杰 我们只需要一个你工作的镜头 Sanjay, we just need one shot of you doing something,
任何跟你工作相关的事都行 anything, related to your work.
给你 Here.
我马上回来 I'll be right back.
怎么了 你... 你不喜欢果汁吗 What's wrong? You... You didn't like the juices?
不 我... 我很喜欢果汁 No, I-I loved the juices.
但是 伙计 它们可把我的肚子闹坏了 But, buddy, they sure rocked my tum-tum good.
你记得"泰坦尼克号"里的一个场景吗 You know that scene in "Titanic"
当他们所有人试图逃生时 when all the people are trying to get out
却只有一扇小小的门 and there's just one tiny little gate
把他们都堵在里面 just holding them all back?
那扇"门"要开了 That gate is about to go,
所以我需要所有人手就位 and I'm going to need all hands on deck.
别啊 Oh, no.
我知道你并不很期待经历这些 I know you're not looking forward to this experience,
我也不想 and, well, neither am I.
不管你信不信 这里面... But believe it or not, there's a...
藏有一个教诲 There's a lesson here.
这个教诲是... That lesson is...
伙计 我们得进去了 Oh. Oh, buddy, we gotta get in there.
等等 教诲怎么办 Wait, what about the lesson?
没时间说那个了 Oh, there's no time for that.
"火车"要出站了 The train is leaving the station,
而且 宝贝 这还是辆快车 and, baby, it's an express.
我爱你 伙计 I love you, buddy!
很好 很好 很好 Okay, yes, yes, yes.
看上去要梅森离开劳拉的公寓了 It looks like Mason is leaving Laura's apartment.
怎么了 What's wrong?
我只是在想我要在哪里落脚 I'm just trying to figure out where I'm going to stay.
什么意思 What do you mean?
原本我预期去郑州旅行 In anticipation for my trip to Zhengzhou,
所以就退掉了我的公寓 I gave up my apartment
还把我所有的身外之物[财产]都存起来了 and put all my earthly possessions in storage.
所有现在我无家可归了 So now I'm a man without a home.
我是个流浪汉 I'm a homeless man.
好吧 我想你大概可以在这待一段时间 Well, I guess you could stay here for a little bit.
劳拉 天哪 谢谢你 Laura, oh, God! Thank you!
谢谢 Wow, thank you.
这太疯狂了 This is crazy.
如果去中国的旅行没有跑汤 If the trip to China hadn't been ruined,
你绝不会邀请我和你同居 you would have never asked me to move in.
感觉像是神的旨意 Feels like divine intervention.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我去找桑杰 I'm getting Sanjay.
什么 不 不 不 What? No! No, no, no, no!
我们... 我们可以想想别的... We... We can think of something else...
一阵微风或者一个... 一个... A breeze or something involving a... a...
没错 微风 Yeah, a breeze!
对不起 伙计们 高管就是这么忙 你们懂 Sorry, guys. Just had some executive, you know, work.
请慢点 Slow down, please.
伊丽莎 我要怎么说服你这个方法不太好 Eliza, how can I convince you that this is not a good idea?
- 喂 - 抱歉 - Hey! - So sorry.
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我们就把这片雪花印两遍吧 Let's just print this snowflake twice.
两片一样的雪花又不会死人 Two can be the same.
谁会在乎啊 陶德 Who's gonna notice, Todd?
桑杰 我们需要一些可用的素材 Sanjay, we need some footage that we can use.
这可是"博弈改变者" This is "Gamechangers."
我们必须见证你改变一场博弈 We have to see you changing the game.
没错 Right.
好 去吧 去请他 Okay. Go ahead. Ask him.
等一下 为什么要我去请他 Oh, hang on. Why do I have to ask him?
你更了解他 You know him better.
去啊 Come on.
你好 桑杰 Hi, uh, Sanjay.
抱歉 你可以帮我们一下吗 Sorry. Uh, could you help us with something?
你好啊 克雷格 Hey, Craig!
总会出现这种情况 This happens constantly.
较低级别的员工会... 有一些 A lower-level employee has, uh, some problem
超越了他能力范围的困难 然后会来找我 对 that's beyond his skill set, so he comes to me. Yeah.
就像学生找老师 或者小孩找大人 Um, like a student to a teacher, or a child to a man.
所以 你需要什么 克雷格 So, what do you need, Craig?
需要你帮我一点忙 Your help with something.
你能说需要我帮你改变你的博弈吗 Would you say you need to me to change your game?
对 Yeah.
没错 桑杰 麻烦你 Yes, Sanjay, please.
请你改变我的博弈 Please change my game.
哎呀 声音出了点问题 Whoops. We had a little sound issue.
克雷格 你能再说一次吗 大声点 Craig, could you say that again, much louder?
没错 桑杰 请你改变我的博弈 Yeah, Sanjay, please change my game.
当然可以 小伙子 Sure thing, little buddy.
我想应该录到了 I think we got it.
谢谢你救了我们 桑杰 Thank you so much for bailing us out, Sanjay.
你可以现在过来吗 Can you come right now?
当然 为什么不来 Uh, sure. I don't see why not.
桑杰 他说"现在另一辆火车正在开出列车站 Sanjay, he says, "Another train is leaving the station,
而且 宝贝 这是一艘子弹头列车 and, baby, it's a bullet train.
是午夜从东京到大阪的快车" The midnight Tokyo to Osaka express."
"售票员乘绿皮汽车飞驰而过 "The conductor's hopped up on greenies,
他正在暴走行驶 and his pedal's to the metal.
他渴望加快速度 He's got a need for speed.
火车此刻正在火速冲出隧道 The train is literally shooting out of the tunnel right now.
我的妈呀 请立刻过来" Oh, mama. Please come immediately."
我五分钟内下来 I'll be down in five.
不知道我们是快要结束了呢 Can't tell if we're through this
还是处于风暴中心 or just in the eye of the storm.
在中心 是在中心 It was the eye. It was the eye.
桑杰 桑杰 等等 Sanjay! Sanjay, wait!
干得漂亮 伙计 Great job, dude.
你成功甩掉了我们唯一需要的人 You got rid of the one guy we needed.
桑杰 给艾尔·罗克打电话 Sanjay, call Al Roker.
得给这个风暴取个名字 This storm's gonna need a name.
桑杰·普林斯 大天使总管
- 你好桑杰 - 你好克雷格 - Hey, Sanjay. - Hi, Craig.
干得不错 Uh, good one.
你... 你抓到我现行了 你... 真厉害 You... You got me. That was... I loved it.
我... I...
我真的... 非常抱歉刚才做了那件事 I-I am... really sorry that I just did that.
道什么歉 没事 你把真相展示给了大家 Why? No, you showed everyone the truth.
是啊 我超可悲的 Yeah, I'm pathetic.
我毫无作为 I don't do anything.
在这边或许是这样 Well, maybe not up here.
但凭良心说 你在人间就是最深得人心的 But come on. Down in Prayers, you were the best.
大家都这么想的 Everyone thinks so.
但你没有 Not you.
你觉得我是招摇的宵小之徒 No, you think I'm a showboating hack.
- 没有 - 你说过的我听到了 - No. - No, you said it. I heard you.
你说我"招摇的宵小之徒" You said "showboating hack."
对 因为我嫉妒嘛 Yes, because I was jealous.
你或许是有一点招摇 And you might be a showboat,
但你绝对算不上宵小之徒 but you are definitely not a hack.
我们真的非常非常需要你 And we really, really need you.
你还打算继续帮我们吗 Will you still help us?
你看我眼睛肿吗 Do my eyes look puffy?
不 完全不肿 Uh, no. No, not at all.
- 要说真话 - 你看起来超好的 - Be honest. - No, no, you look great.
- 他看起来超好对吧 - 看起来绝赞的 - Doesn't he look great? - He looks great.
你看起来绝赞的 You look great.
好吧 我会帮你们 Yeah, I'll help you.
好吧 告诉我这人大概什么情况 All right. Give me something on this guy.
他靠什么维生呢 What does he do for a living?
他是一名职业思想领袖 也是个大牌黑 He's a professional thought leader and brand disrupter.
这都不算正经工作呀 Those aren't real jobs.
那他一定很有钱 他父母做什么的 He must be rich. What do his parents do?
不能吧 Oh! Holy shit!
他爹是皇家不列颠油轮的所有人 His dad owns Royal Britannia Oil.
是时候改变博弈了 Time to change the game.
好嘞 我把油轮航线改了 Okay. I've rerouted the oil tanker.
很好 让它撞向深海钻井然后起火 Perfect. Crash it into that deep-sea drill and light it up.
- 不能弄更近了 - 再远就驶出咱们显示屏了 - I can't get any closer. - We're gonna lose our window!
那... 我来发一波海啸 Uh... I'll send a tidal wave.
不行 那样会弄翻它的 No, that'll capsize it!
那要不... 来一波微风 What about, uh, just a... a breeze?
- 好主意 - 走着 - Great idea. - Yes.
行吗 好的 我看看啊 Yeah? Okay. Let's see what we have.
- 安全栓 - 安全栓 - Safety. - Safety.
好的 谢谢 Yes. Thank you.
开启微风程序 Breeze sequence initiated.
- 棒 - 今晨这起严重的 - Hey, hey! - The world weeps today
石油泄露事故令人痛心 in the wake of a massive oil spill
事故就发生于人们视作珍宝的加拉帕戈斯群岛一海里外 just one mile from the cherished Galápagos Islands.
而海龟在石油中受尽煎熬 残喘待终的 The images of sea turtles caked in oil, gasping for air,
惨象将会久久在我脑中萦绕 will not soon leave my nightmares.
与此同时 事故责任方... Meanwhile, the company at fault...
皇家不列颠油轮的经济地位... Royal Britannia Oil...
也随着其股价的暴跌而一落千丈 Is in financial free fall as their stock price plummets.
好的 目前我们制造了一起惊天动地的石油泄露事故 Okay! So, we have caused a gigantic oil spill,
梅森爸爸的公司也完蛋了 and Mason's dad's company's is ruined.
然后呢 Now what?
等着看好戏吧 You'll see.
没别的意思 但我还是想先 I mean, not to be rude, but I'll probably make a lot
- 改变一下屋子的格局 - 先生 - of changes around the house. - Hey, sir.
不好意思 您的信用卡... 被拒了 I'm sorry, but your... Your card was declined.
说啥呢 Okay, what?
不好了 Oh. Oh, boy.
爹 靠妖啊 Daddy, what the "F"?!
您凭啥取消我的信用卡呀 Why did you cancel my credit card?!
石... 石油泄露 Oh, co... Oil spill?
石油泄露又怎样啊 小婊贝 Oh, oil spill. So what, bitch?
瞧瞧 瞧瞧 Look, look, look, look.
中等吸引力
人家现在就要七千块 I need $7,000 right now!
爹 求您了 我都说... 我都求求您了 Dad, please. I said "pl... " I said "please"!
这明明是人家补贴金呀 This is my allowance.
凉凉
太好了 Yes!
- 这姑娘得有多寒心啊 - 太好了 - Yes! Ooh, what a meltdown! - Yes!
我都快替他不好受了 I almost feel bad for him.
你知道 有时候展现一点点人性 You know, uh, sometimes a little humility
不也挺好的吗 can be good for someone.
或许他能从中吸取教训 Maybe he'll learn something.
也可能不会 随他便啦 Or maybe not. Whatever.
让我妈接电话 你个婊 Put Mom on, you bitch!
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一会儿又往另一边跑 and then it comes off the other side.
确实挺难对付的 Those can be tricky.
好吧 那咱们重新弄 Okay, let's just try it again,
但这次咱得更讲章法哈 but be a little bit more methodical this time.
奶奶 对不住了 Uh, Nana, I-I'm so sorry.
我一会儿再打给您 成吗 I'm gonna have to call you back, okay?
- 好吧 - 爱您哦 - Okay. - Love you.
爱你 Love you.
你好!!
太好啦 Yes. Mm! Yes!
重回正轨啦 Back on track!
桑杰 多亏有你出手相助 Thanks again for your help, Sanjay.
你要离开实在是太遗憾了 Yes. It is too bad you can't stick around.
- 或许我不走了呢 - 说啥 - Maybe I will. - What?
脚踏实地改善点什么的感觉真好 It feels so good to actually do something for a change.
这才是我的归属地 This is where I belong.
- 太好了 - 但上帝不会找你．．． - Awesome! - Doesn't God need you for...
好 咱们得拼一拼才能赶上工作进度 Okay. We got a lot of work ahead of us.
或许咱们得先来杯咖啡 Oh, maybe we should make some coffee.
说得好 克雷格 帮我们弄点咖啡好吗 Mm, good call. Craig, would you mind making us some coffee?
呃... 当然 好的 Oh. Uh... of course. Yes.
我马上回来 Uh, I'll be right back.
- 谢谢 - 谢谢 - Thank you. - Thank you.
好嘞 Okay.
他正发送表情包呢 Okay. Oh, he's sending a meme.
- 萨姆求你可长点心吧 - 别啊别别别 - Don't, Sam. Don't! - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
撤销 快撤销 Cancel, cancel.
有时生活不会顺你心意 Sometimes life doesn't always go your way.
总有你掌控不了的事情 Some things you can't control.
掌控你力所能及的就好 So control what you can.
跳你的舞 唱你的歌 Dance your dance, sing your song,
珍惜你的小美好 and cherish the small things.
因为这一刻... 已成过往 Because this moment... it's already passed.
此起彼伏 But here's another one.
接连不断 And another one.
把握时机 活在当下 So seize it. Live it.
谁知道这是不是... 即刻呢 'Cause what if it really is... now?
超弦理论 The String Theory.
浏览flashfund网站加入革新吧... Join the revolution at www.flashfund...
终于有懂的人了 Finally. Someone gets it.
桑杰 Sanjay!
你得看看这个 You gotta see this!
桑杰 Sanjay?
罗茜 Rosie?
有悟出来的人类了 Someone gets it!
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