爱 死亡和机器人
自相残杀
这太扯了 中士 This is some bullshit, Sergeant.
闭嘴 梅西 Shut the fuck up, Macy.
你站在那么显眼的地方 Folen! You're gonna get shot
鸡鸡会中枪的 福伦 in the dick if you stand in silhouette like that.
对 正中鸡鸡 Yep. Right in the dick.
我就是想看看我能尿多远 I'm just trying to see how far out I can get it.
我有天使般的准头 I've got the aim of an angel
能尿到上帝 and the reach of a god.
距离目标还有多远 中士 How much further to the objective, Sarge?
还有五百米... 向上 Another 500 meters...up.
我日 Oh, fuck me.
幺七 我是幺幺 完毕 One-Seven, this is One-One. Over.
幺七 我是幺幺 One-Seven, One-One.
我们距离目标不足五百米 We're within 500 meters of the objective.
是否收到 完毕 How copy? Over.
一切正常吗 中士 Everything all right, Sergeant?
好啊 好得不得了 Fine. Fucking peachy.
好得很 比如他妈的过去五十分钟 Fine, like in no radio contact with anyone
没有任何无线电联络 for the last 50 fucking minutes?
好得很 比如我们该死的傻X排长 Fine, like our idiotic fucking platoon leader
决定让我们分头行动 decided to split us up?
好得很 比如我必须背着这该死的弹药 Fine, like I have to keep hauling this fucking ammo
爬上这座该死的山 up this motherfucking mountain?
好得很 比如二队被干碎 成了油腻的人肉干 Fine, like Team Two's been torn into greasy shreds of man jerky?
他妈的 Jesus fuck.
看看这玩意儿 Look at this thing here.
快赶上我的鸡鸡了 Almost as big as my dick.
我想他不需要这个了 Well, I guess he won't be needing this.
都... 都死了 不是圣战组织 中士 It's...It's the whole team. Muj didn't do this, Sergeant.
嘿 是谁不重要 Hey, hey, hey. It doesn't matter what did it.
重要的是我们会活下来 士兵 We're gonna get through this, soldier.
只要齐心协力 Together.
齐心协力 "Together"?
这种鸡汤我入伍那天就不喝了 I bet that'll look great on a poster with some puppies!
什么 什么东西 What? Uh, what?
是平头哥 It's a honey badger.
平头哥可不管你是谁 Honey badgers don't give a shit!
来吧 都他妈疯了 不是你死就是我亡 That's it. We've all gone crazy. Time to kill each other.
谢天谢地 Oh, thank God. I'm so tired
老子早受够了要背这么多弹药 of carrying all this fucking ammo around.
没有我的允许 你们这些混蛋可不能死 You assholes don't have my permission to die.
要开枪吗 Uh, should we shoot it?
废话 库茨 给我干死它 Fuck yes, Coutts. Let's shoot it.
开火 Fire! Fire!
怎么还不死 It's not stopping!
保持原位 Hold!
这他妈的是什么熊 What kind of bear is that?
日你妈 平头哥 Fuck you, honey badger!
日你妈 日你妈 日你妈 Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you! Fuck you!
放开他 你这个狗娘养的 Let him go, you son of a bitch!
日 Holy shit!
去死吧 混蛋 Die, fucker!
完蛋了 Uh-oh.
欧文 Erwin!
日 日 日 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
嘿 这边 Hey! Over here!
日 这该死的玩意儿没电了 Fuck. Goddamn thing's run out of juice.
日 我站到你朋友身上了 Fuck. Oh, I'm standing on your friend.
抱歉 Sorry.
太他妈操蛋了 This really sucks.
可不是 No shit.
这家伙是谁啊 Who the hell's this guy?
我是莫里斯上士 隶属格里芬特遣队 Sergeant First Class Morris, attached to Task Force Griffin.
驻扎在艾森豪威尔营 Stationed at Camp Eisenhower.
- 就在山脊那边 - 哪有艾森豪威尔营 - It's right over that ridge. - No such place as Camp Eisenhower.
当然有 你不知道而已 Sure there is. You just didn't know about it.
在地底 It's subterranean.
太你妈扯了吧 Bullshit that's where you're from.
你丫扯淡营的吧 You're stationed at Camp Bullshit,
你丫这辈子说过一句实话吗 and you drink from a CamelBak full of lies.
入侵后 中情局于02年建立了这个营地 CIA built it back in '02, right after the invasion.
是赢取民心战略的一部分 It's just another part of our hearts and minds strategy.
让我猜猜 这是秘密松鼠行动的一部分 And let me guess. It's part of some Secret Squirrel op,
你们在营地里进行各种疯狂的科学试验 and you've got all kinds of crazy sciencey shit under there,
就包括刚才那个该死的噩梦般的存在 including fucking nightmares like that thing.
那东西的代号叫犬妖计划 Well, that thing is code named Project Barghest.
昨晚它和我们一起巡逻时 It was on patrol with us
突然就不爱国了 last night when it started acting unpatriotic,
它把我们的队伍当成了阿富汗自助餐 and treated my team like an Afghani buffet.
犬妖 你们是在羞辱平头哥吗 Bar-guest? That's a stupid fucking name for a honey badger.
它不是平头哥 It's not a honey badger.
是一只被基因改造过的灰熊 It's a genetically-engineered grizzly bear
还附加了一大堆机械增强功能 with a shit-ton of mechanical augmentation.
它就是一台长毛的坦克 It's like a tank with fur.
可伸缩的反单兵钛爪 Retractable anti-personnel titanium talons,
金刚石卡宾枪尖牙 diamond carbine canines,
都包裹在皮肤下 all wrapped in a solid inch
足足一寸厚的防弹凝胶里 of ballistic-resistant gel under its skin.
可抵御轻型武器 手雷都不管用 Small arms won't do jack-shit, and even grenades won't hurt it.
除非运气爆棚 但不建议尝试 Unless you get lucky, which you won't.
- 你能用那个杀死它吗 - 这玩意儿吗 - Can you kill it with that? - This piece of shit?
不能 这应该是遥控器 No. It's supposed to be a remote control,
唯一有用的就是 but the only thing that
这个写着"滚蛋"的按钮 works is this setting that says "Fuck off."
来吧 各位 一起回那个不存在的基地吧 Come on, guys. Let's go to that base you don't think exists.
中士 Well, Sarge?
干嘛不去 老子已经见怪不怪了 Why not? I doubt this shit could get any weirder.
该死的 肯定在这里 Dang it. It was right here.
就在这里啊 It was right there. It was there.
全是石头 妈的 There was a fucking rock. Fucking there.
显然你们中情局秘密基地的秘密后门 It appears the secret back entrance to your secret CIA base
真是太他妈秘密了 连你都找不到 is so extra fucking? secret even you can't find it.
中士 我们现在可以死了吗 Sarge, we got permission to die now?
再等等 福伦 再等等 Getting there, Folen. Getting there.
找到了 Oh, here it is.
- 但是... - 牛逼 - Yet... - Amazing.
我猜你走的时候不是这样的 Guessing it wasn't like this when you left.
不 绝逼不是 No. It fucking wasn't.
我个人很喜欢这里的布置 Well, personally, I love what they've done with the place.
好吧 All right.
看来我们得弄点儿牛逼装备了 Let's get some proper fucking ordnance
这次必须干死它 and kill the shit out of this fucking thing!
抱歉 失态了 Sorry for all the cursing.
我总来这里手淫 This is where I come to jerk off.
梅西 福伦 提前过节了 孩子们 Macy! Folen! Christmas come early, boys.
这才叫武器 Now we're talking!
看上什么拿什么 You drool on it, you buy it.
我日 这个绝对牛逼 Fuck yeah. This will do some damage.
喔 友好 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Friendly.
友好 Friendly.
武装机器人而已 This is MAARS-Bot.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
谁是你兄弟 机器人 谁是你兄弟 Oh, who's your buddy, MAARS-Bot? Who's your buddy?
太好了 又来了个高科技玩意儿 Oh, sweet. More science shit.
它也会背叛我们然后吃掉我们吗 He gonna go rogue and try and eat us too?
你不会以为中情局 You didn't think the CIA
只制造了一种圣战武器吧 would make just one Jihad-Joe killing weapon,
不会吧 did you?
多了去了 小子 为了挽救生命 Redundancy, son, saves lives.
还挺可爱 Well, it is kinda cute.
别用那种 Oh, don't you look at me
小狗狗的眼神看我 like that with them little puppy dog eyes.
还能再肉麻点儿吗 梅西 Jesus fucking Christ, Macy.
来了 兄弟们 快点儿 Here we go, guys. Come on!
莫里斯 这事儿结束后 You better put me in for a Bronze Star
你最好给我颁一个铜星勋章 after this shit, Morris.
你丫太嚣张了 梅西二等兵 You've got a bad attitude, Private Macy,
我会拒绝一切关于你的嘉奖申请 and I will deny any award he puts you in for.
好吧 也许给张荣誉证书 也许 Okay. Maybe a certificate of achievement. Maybe.
好了 姑娘们 我准备呼叫犬妖了 All right, ladies. I'm gonna call the Barghest to us.
各就各位 Clench up!
让我们干死那鬼东西 Let's just get this shit over with.
三 二 一 In three, two, one.
嗯 Um,
你确定那个召回按钮... you sure that recall button's--
- 日 - 快走 - Fuck! - Go, go, go!
真他妈见鬼了 Holy fucking shit!
该死 快走 Goddammit! Go, go, go!
机器人 不 MAARS-Bot, no!
别管我们了 机器人兄弟 Save yourself, robot friend!
不 No!
去你妈的 Fuck this.
去吧 Go!
特快专递 Special delivery!
我需要一点儿距离 I need some range!
尝尝这个 Get some!
你就这点本事吗 该死的傻X平头哥 That's all you got? Stupid fucking honey badger!
福伦 快回来 你个傻X Folen, get the fuck back, you idiot!
日你妈 平头哥 Fuck you, honey badger!
梅西 让开 -Macy! Move!
- 日 梅西 - 妈妈... - Fuck, Macy. - Mama...
妈... 妈妈 M...Mama...
会没事的 福伦 只要... It's gonna be okay, Folen. Just...
尼尔森... Nielsen...
尼尔森 拜托... 拜托告诉我妻子... Nielsen, please... please tell my wife...
- 我会的 福伦 任何事 - 尼尔森 - I will, Folen. Anything. - Nielsen...
- 拜托... 拜托... - 我保证 - Please... Please... -I promise.
告诉我妻子 ...Tell my wife
我... 我... I...I...
我日了她妹妹 I fucked her sister.
我日 Fuck me.
那绝对是胡扯 中士 ...That sure was some bullshit, Sergeant.
日 Oh fuck.
♪日你妈 平头哥♪ Fuck you, honey badger!
♪日日日 日你妈 平头哥♪ Fu... Fu... Fu... Fuck you, honey badger!
♪日你妈 日你妈 日你妈♪ Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. Fuck you!
♪该死的傻X平头哥♪ Stupid fucking honey badger!
♪去死吧 混蛋♪ Die, fucker!
♪日 日 日♪ Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
♪该死的傻X平头哥♪ Stupid fucking honey badger!
♪日你妈 平头哥♪ Fuck you, honey badger!
♪正中鸡鸡♪ Right in the dick.