小谢尔顿
第五季 第2集
《小谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
布兰达 你今晚怎么出来了 Oh, hey, Brenda. What brings you out tonight?
就想从家里出来透口气 Just needed to get out of the house.
我理解 I hear that.
一起吗 Want some company?
当然可以 Sure.
不如我们去个别的地方吧 Then what if we go someplace else?
你有什么想法 What do you have in mind?
孩子在赫谢尔那里 Herschel does have the kids.
你还好吗 You okay?
乔治 George?
你好 Hello?
玛丽 我是布兰达 Mary, it's Brenda.
乔治进医院了 George is in the hospital.
发生什么了 What's going on?
医护人员说可能是心脏问题 Paramedics think it might be his heart.
我们只是在公共场所共度了一段美好时光 All we did was have a nice time in a public place.
这有什么问题吗 Now, is there anything wrong with that?
感觉有点问题 Kind of feels like it.
确实感觉有点问题 It does feel like it.
为什么会感觉有点问题呢 Why does it feel like it?
也许 Maybe...
因为能和心有灵犀的人聊天感觉很好吧 'cause it was nice to talk to someone and feel special.
确实 It was.
我从来不喜欢周日 Sundays were not my favorite day.
事实上 在这沉闷的日子里唯一能给予我安慰的 In fact, the only light at the end of the tunnel was
是安迪·鲁尼在60分钟新闻之后的睿智言谈 the wry musings of Andy Rooney at the end of 60 Minutes.
你不想听到的声音就叫噪音 Noise is sound you don't want to hear.
当然了 甲之声音 乙之噪音 And of course, one person's sound is another person's noise.
真睿智 So wry.
其余时间便是充斥着橄榄球 The rest of the day was filled with football,
礼拜和我唯一不喜欢参加的学校 church and the only school I didn't enjoy attending,
主日学校 Sunday school.
然后他的母亲把幼年的摩西放在篮子里 And then his mother put baby Moses in a basket
送入了河中 and sent him down the river.
为什么 Why?
或许因为他整夜哭 Maybe he was crying all night
他的父母想消停会儿 and his mother and father needed a break.
或许因为他在镇上的祖母过来帮忙 And maybe his grandmother was in town to help out,
但刚从达拉斯飞回来有时差 but she went to bed early because she had jet lag
所以她提前上床入睡了 after her flight from Dallas.
她这么做是因为 She did it because Pharaoh ordered
法老要求杀死所有的男婴儿 all the male babies to be killed.
- 圣经里真这么写吗 - 是的 - That's really in the Bible? - Yes.
那妈妈还不让我读青少年小说 And Mom won't let me read Judy Blume.
希律王改变了我的人生 Sheila the Great changed my life.
讲回摩西 Back to Moses.
他被法老的女儿找到 He was found by Pharaoh's daughter
带领以色列人逃出埃及 and went on to lead the Israelites out of Egypt,
因为即使你感到迷茫 上帝也总有安排 because even when you feel lost, God has a plan for us all.
那对那些没被救下的男婴 他是怎么安排的 What was his plan for the male babies who didn't get rescued?
这很难说 It's tough to say.
有一项法令要把他们扔进河里 There was a decree to throw them in the river.
对无辜的婴儿们吗 Innocent babies?
这可不好 That is not cool.
那是法老 不是神 That was Pharaoh, that was not God.
但是你说 这些都是神的安排 But according to you, it's all part of God's plan.
你晚上是怎么睡得着的 How do you sleep at night?
好的 我们重新回顾下 Okay, we're gonna revisit
之前说帮我在主日学校找帮手的事情 getting me some help with Sunday school.
我准备好了 有意愿 I am ready, willing, and...
不 Nope.
我想要能真正和孩子们交心的 I want someone who can really connect with the kids.
但我就是负责和孩子交心的啊 But connecting with the kids is what I do.
你哪个星球来的 What planet are you on?
我是玛丽小姐 我将是你们的主日学校老师 I'm Miss Mary, and I'll be your Sunday school teacher.
- 不 你不是 - 我是 - Oh, no, you won't. - I will.
小蛇 那是说谎 Slithers, that is a lie.
说谎的另一个称呼是什么 And what's another name for a lie?
罪恶 A s... s... sin.
那可真太糟糕了 Boy did that s... s.. suck.
好吧 你有什么想法 Fine, what do you have in mind?
我们该雇个年轻牧师了 It's time we hire a youth pastor.
新鲜血液 我喜欢 Fresh blood. I like the sound of that.
我已经联系了我在 I already put in a call to my buddy
美南浸信会的兄弟 at the Southern Baptist Convention.
所以 这事儿没法商量了 So, this isn't open for discussion?
已经决定了吗 It's already happening?
就像他们周二晚在娱乐室说的 As they say in the rec room Tuesday nights:
答对了 "Bingo!"
打 打扰了 S... s... sorry.
嗨 布兰达 Hey, Brenda.
嘿 康妮 Oh, hey, Connie.
好久不见 Haven't seen you in a while.
是啊 Yeah.
听说你和乔治过了个疯狂的夜晚啊 Sounds like you and George had a crazy night, huh?
什么 没有 我们没有 What? No, we didn't.
他犯了心脏病 你送他去了医院 He has a heart attack, and you get him to the hospital.
这还不疯狂吗 That wasn't crazy?
不 No.
还好你和他在一起 Well, thank God you were with him.
这个嘛 也不是"在一起"啦 Well, I... I wouldn't say I was "With him."
你没有吗 You weren't?
我在那儿 他在那儿 I was there, and he was there,
其他人也在 and other people were there.
好 Okay.
我就是很高兴他有所好转了 You know, I'm just glad that he's doing better.
- 见到你很高兴 - 我也是 - Well, it's good seeing you. - You, too.
你们都很喜欢我那天在主日学校的表现吧 You both liked it that day I taught Sunday school, right?
蛇玩偶那个吗 Ugh, with the snake?
我也不喜欢 I didn't like it, either.
但我对大多事情都抱着批判的态度 But I'm critical of most things.
你不会还要来吧 You aren't doing it again, are you?
没有 我们要雇一位年轻牧师 No. We're hiring a youth pastor.
为什么 Why?
为了让小孩子对神更感兴趣 To help get young kids excited about God.
- 那个淹死婴儿们的神吗 - 什么 - The same God who lets babies get thrown in rivers? - What?
我们在主日学校讲到了摩西 We covered Moses in Sunday school.
那是旧约里的神 Well, that was Old Testament God.
他之后会更有意思的 He gets more fun later.
总而言之 杰夫牧师 Anyway, Pastor Jeff
想从外面请人来帮忙 is hoping to bring in someone from the outside to help.
然后你嫉妒了 因为你觉得你能做得更好 Oh, and you're jealous'cause you think you can do it better.
不是 No.
我相信无论请谁都能做得很好 I'm sure whoever we get will do a wonderful job.
她嫉妒了 She's jealous.
连我都能看出来了 You know it's bad when I can see it.
怎么了 What's up?
我的烟雾报警器又在响了 My smoke detector's beeping again.
你家有没有那种小电池啊 Have you got one of those little batteries?
- 应该有 进来吧 - 谢谢 - I think so. Come on in. - Thank you.
它再叫我就要拔枪了 See, I'm three beeps away from breaking out my shotgun.
我都不往烟雾报警器里放电池了 I don't even put batteries in ours anymore.
别告诉谢尔顿啊 Do not tell Sheldon.
我今天在超市看到布兰达了 I saw Brenda at the grocery today.
是吗 Oh, yeah?
她怎么样 How's she doing?
我也不知道 I don't know.
她是不是遇到什么事了 Something going on with her?
什么意思 What do you mean?
我提了一嘴你们俩在酒吧的事情 I was just talking about what happened to y'all at the bar,
她就表现得很奇怪 and she kind of got weird.
怎么个奇怪法 Weird how?
她说什么了 What'd she say?
倒也不是她说了什么 Well, it's not so much what she said.
就是我感觉很奇怪 Just kind of a vibe I got.
说不定是你让人家不舒服了 Well, maybe you made her uncomfortable.
你确实有这个本事 You do have that effect on people.
我什么都没做啊 I didn't do anything.
就是邻居间问声好 I was just being neighborly.
找到了 拿去吧 Found it. Here we go.
还有要点儿别的吗 Hey, anything else?
不了 No.
那再见 Well, see you.
拜拜 See you.
你好 Hello?
你跟康妮说什么了 What did you tell Connie?
什么意思 What do you mean?
她说她在超市看到你了 She said she saw you at the grocery store,
你还表现得奇怪 and you were acting weird.
她打了我个措手不及 She caught me off guard.
她在问我们那天晚上在酒吧的事情 She was asking questions about us hanging out at the bar.
- 你告诉她什么了 - 没什么啊 - What did you tell her? - Nothing.
反正她听了你的话 Well, whatever you said's got her
现在对我就像只追着臭鼬跑的猎狗 sniffing around me like a hound dog after a polecat.
追着臭鼬跑的猎狗 A hound dog after a polecat?
我紧张的时候讲话就特别土 When I get nervous, I get extra country.
- 那你在她面前也这么土吗 - 没有 - Did you get country in front of her? - No.
- 所以你很冷静 - 也没有 - So you played it cool. - No.
我们得把故事编好了 So, we got to get our stories straight.
你都跟她说什么了 Now, wh-what did you tell her?
我就告诉她我们没在一起 I told her we weren't together.
我在酒吧 你也在酒吧 I was there, and you were there,
很多人都在酒吧 and other people were there, too.
好的 非常好 That's good. That's good.
那你都跟她说什么了 So, what did you tell her?
我就有点暴躁地把她赶出去了 I was a little rude and rushed her out of the house.
你不一直都这样吗 Don't you do that all the time?
对哦 那我们应该没事了 Oh, yeah. Oh, I guess we're okay.
我整理了一些面试牧师时的问题 I drew up a list of interview questions we can ask the pastors.
这些题也太简单了 But these are all softballs.
我们不该问得有点深度吗 Shouldn't we dig a little deeper?
你在开玩笑吗 Are you kidding me?
你最喜欢的门徒是谁 为什么 "Who's your favorite apostle and why"
足够让他们在位置上坐立不安了 is gonna have them squirming in their seat.
拜托 只有一个坏答案 剩下十一个随便挑 Oh, please, there are 11 good answers and one bad one.
玛丽 如果你不想帮忙的话 Mary, if you're not here to help,
我可以自己来 I can do this on my own.
我是来帮忙的 我只是觉得 I am here to help. I am just saying
很多人会把这份工作 that most people see this job as a stepping stone
当作更高职位的跳板... to bigger and better oppor...
这位是安迪牧师 This is Pastor Andy.
- 你好啊 - 欢迎 - Hi, there. - Welcome.
我最喜欢的门徒是谁 为什么 Who is my favorite apostle and why?
这题很难回答啊 That is a toughie.
不过 我觉得除了犹大 别的答案都是安全的 Although, I suppose any answer other than Judas is safe.
你是哪里人呢 So, where you from?
我出生在罗得岛州 Originally Rhode Island.
所以你是美南浸信会教徒咯 And you're a Southern Baptist?
我觉得我应该算美北浸礼会 I guess I'm more of a Northern Baptist,
但我们都是虔诚的教徒 对吧 but we're all just Baptists, right?
我这就送客 I'll show him out.
你跟年轻人关系怎么样呢 So, how do you relate to young people?
不好 Bad.
这年头的孩子 说不好就是好 Which is what kids these days say when they mean "Good."
来自迈克尔杰克逊的流行歌曲 It's a Michael Jackson song.
我再送你一首迈克尔杰克逊吧 滚蛋 Here's another Michael Jackson song: beat it.
- 佩吉 - 不好意思 - Peg. - Sorry.
但她说得没错 感谢你来面试 But she's right. Thank you for coming.
我能问你个问题吗 Can I ask you a question?
你有没有女性朋友 Do you have any women friends?
玛丽终于决定把你扫地出门了嘛 Mary finally wise up and kick you to the curb?
正经点 I'm being serious.
我有很多女性朋友 I have plenty of women friends.
我最好的朋友就是女的 Matter of fact, my best friend's a woman.
你该不会要说你老婆吧 Are you gonna say your wife?
你懂的 You know I am.
她今天早上跟我一起洗澡了 She got in the shower with me this morning.
后面我不用听了 I don't need to hear that.
洗澡这件事情 How could something be so clean
怎么能如此干净又肮脏呢 and so dirty at the same time?
真后悔问你 I'm sorry I asked.
我没说你是我最好的朋友 Are you upset 'cause I said she was my best friend
你是不是生气了 and not you?
没有 No.
你算前三名 You're in the top three.
闭嘴吧 Stop talking to me.
反正是我最好的白人朋友 Definitely my best white friend.
好的 Okay.
你最喜欢哪位门徒 为什么 Who is your favorite apostle and why?
我觉得 是犹大 I'm gonna say Judas.
什么 为什么 What? How?
如果人类要获得救赎 救世主必须牺牲 Well, for man to be redeemed, our Lord had to die.
如果犹大没有背叛他 If Judas hadn't betrayed him,
那人类也无法被救赎 mankind wouldn't have been saved.
挺酷的吧 Pretty cool.
我还从来没这么想过 I never thought about it like that.
当你从意想不到的角度分析问题的时候 Well, you know, when you come at things from unexpected angles,
就会受到更多关注 people pay attention more.
我也准备这样来教孩子们 It's what I hope to do with the kids.
你成功地吸引了我的关注 Well, you got my attention.
慢着 Hold on.
教孩子犹大是正确的 会不会有点不妥 I'm not sure that we should be teaching the kids that Judas was cool.
我只是站在上帝的角度放眼众生 Well, I just try to see everyone the way Jesus would.
布道 Preach.
不 那是你的活儿 No, no, that's your job.
我只是想激发孩子们对教堂的兴趣 Look, I just want to get the kids excited about church.
我就好比是正式演出前的热场乐队 Think of me as the warm-up band before you hit the stage.
我们终于有了合适的人选 I think we just found our new youth pastor.
可以谈谈吗 Can we discuss this?
当然 你什么时候能来上班 Of course. When can you start?
你看十诫做什么 Why are you watching The Ten Commandments?
- 我最近在思考神的那些事 - 为什么 - I've just been thinking about God. - Why?
我不明白神作为伟大的象征 I don't understand how a God that's supposed to be good
怎么会让这种糟糕的事情发生 lets such bad things happen.
那你思考吧 我能看音乐台吗 Can you think about it while I watch Yo! MTV Raps?
- 看吧 - 棒 - Sure. - Dope.
你相信神吗 Do you believe in God?
- 信啊 - 但在圣经里 - Yeah. - But in the Bible,
他做了很多不好的事情 he does all kinds of mean stuff.
如果他是好的 为什么会做那些事 If he's good, why would he do that?
也许是为了证明自己的地位 Maybe he just wants to show he's in charge.
浩克·豪根是个好人 Hulk Hogan's nice,
但在拳击场上 他会把你整死 but in the ring, he will mess you up.
你这话真是又聪明又愚蠢 That's either really smart or really stupid.
这是我的范儿 That's what I do.
你怀疑过这些都是虚构的吗 Do you ever wonder if it's all made-up?
这儿可是德州 Look, this is Texas.
我们热爱橄榄球 我们热爱神 We like football. We like God.
以及牛肉 And beef. Beef's up there, too.
你怎么知道神一定存在 But how do you know there's a God?
看见那个穿超短裙跳舞的女孩儿了吗 See that girl dancing in them shorts?
神的杰作 There's a God.
请等一下 罗伯牧师 Excuse me? Pastor Rob.
很抱歉 我刚刚有点过于激动了 I'm sorry if I came off a little strong back there.
没事儿 你也是为了孩子们而已 Oh. Hey, you're just trying to do what's best for the kids.
我很敬佩 I respect that.
谢谢 我想告诉你一下 Thank you. And I just want you to know
我和家长们相处得都不错 that I am very well-connected with the parents,
所以如果有我能帮忙的地方 so if I can be of any help there,
直接说一声就好 please let me know.
这样啊 其实... Yeah, you know, actually,
我还刻意不和家长们套近乎 I try not to get too close to the parents.
让孩子们觉得我和他们是一条心 I-I just think it's important for the kids to feel
我认为这点很重要 like I'm on their side.
好吧 Okay.
也许咱们可以试试 Ooh, maybe we could do a, uh,
一个唱红脸一个唱白脸 "Good cop, bad cop" Sort of thing.
为啥要我唱红脸 Why am I the bad cop?
我不可能什么都知道吧 Oh, I don't have all the answers.
问问上帝吧 Maybe you should ask God.
很期待今后与你的合作 Really looking forward to working with you.
有时间吗 Got a minute?
忙着呢 I'm kind of busy.
我在为龙与地下城里 I'm inventing a system of heraldry
敌对的两方半兽人部落设计纹章系统 for two warring tribes of orcs in my D&D campaign.
我是想和你聊聊无神论 Oh. I was hoping we could talk about atheism.
此刻我只希望和半兽人的耳朵一样多 Much like an orc, I'm all ears.
不信神是种什么体验 What's it like to not believe in God?
爽呆的体验 爱死了 It's great. Big fan.
你担心过自己是错的吗 Are you ever afraid you're wrong?
宗教方面嘛 从来没有 About religion? Never.
其他方面呢 也没有 About other things? Also never.
我也说不上来 这样突然放弃信仰让我很忐忑 I don't know. It seems a little scary to just stop believing.
如果说信仰的是一个 Well, is it more comforting
稍遇不顺就水漫人间 肆意杀戮的神 to believe in a God who could flood the world and kill everyone
心理会不会平衡一些 because he had a bad day?
有道理 That's a good point.
可说自己不信神 难道不会让人失望吗 But doesn't it upset people when you say you don't believe?
会啊 Oh, yeah.
你不会因此而困扰吗 And that doesn't bother you?
当你惹到别人 你会为此烦恼吗 Does it bother you when you upset people?
我一点也不在乎 I couldn't care less.
欢迎来到无神论的世界 Welcome to atheism.
该我了 如果你是半兽人 会喜欢这个旗帜吗 Now, if you were an orc, would you like this flag?
康妮 还是老样子吗 Hey, Connie. Usual?
是的 Yeah.
我在你家花了不少钱吧 I spend a lot of money here, right?
那是 You sure do.
那如果我女婿在你这里做了什么蠢事 So if my son-in-law was in here doing something stupid,
我应该知道 对吗 I should know, right?
应该吧 I guess.
他被送去医院之前 Before he went to the hospital,
有没有做什么不该做的事 was he in here doing something stupid?
很正常啊 Just hanging out.
- 怎么突然这么问 - 没什么 - Why? - No reason.
可能是电视剧看多了吧 Just watching too many soap operas, I guess.
别说出去 好吗 Let's just keep this between us, okay?
当然不会 Sure thing.
喂 Hello?
乔治 我是酒吧的尼克 Hey, George. It's Nick from the bar.
你干什么跑去酒吧问东问西的 Why the hell are you asking questions about me at the bar?
我不知道你在说什么 I don't know what you're talking about.
尼克都告诉我了 Nick told me everything.
显然我说谎了呗 Well, clearly, I was lying.
你想欲加之罪 You want to accuse me of something,
- 就当面说清楚 - 行啊 - say it to my face. - All right, fine.
你和你老婆吵架了 You have a fight with your wife,
接着你和布兰达·斯巴克斯在酒吧遇见了 you end up in a bar with Brenda Sparks,
现在你俩都表现得奇奇怪怪 and now you're both acting weird about it.
啥事也没有 There's no story.
两个人碰巧去了同一间酒吧而已 就这样 We're two people who went to the same bar. That's it.
最好是这样 That better be it.
康妮 我明白 Connie, I get it.
你想保护你女儿 You're protecting your daughter,
但也请你相信我 确实没事发生 but hear me when I say nothing happened.
好的 Okay.
而且我很不喜欢你背着我搞小动作 And I don't appreciate you snooping around behind my back.
你说得没错 You're absolutely right.
是我做错了 很抱歉 I was wrong to do that. I'm very sorry.
虽然被尼克这个大嘴巴气得不轻 不过... Little ticked at Nick for blabbing about it, but...
对不起了 I'm-I'm sorry.
谢谢 Thank you.
这样行了吗 We good?
行了 We're good.
行个鬼 "We're good" my ass.
好了 你们俩准备睡觉了 All right, you two, get ready for bed.
- 早上还要去教堂 - 我不去了 - Church in the morning. - I'm not going.
你不去是什么意思 What do you mean, you're not going?
我觉得我不再相信神了 I don't think I believe in God anymore.
你对她做了什么 What did you do to her?
是她来找我的 Hey, she came to me.
虽然我也顺竿而上 接球上垒了 I mean, I took the ball and ran with it.
你居然会用运动隐喻了 Look at you with a sports analogy.
我们都在进化 We're both evolving.
进化论 Ooh, evolution.
这是另外一件我要教你的事 Another thing I'll teach you about.
我不管你相信什么 I don't care what you believe.
你明天都要去教堂 You are going to church tomorrow.
我不想去 I don't want to.
会很有趣的 It might be fun.
新牧师的第一次 The new youth pastor's starting.
所以呢 So?
我们可以一起攻击他的信仰系统 We can attack his belief system together.
就像无神论的《奇迹双胞胎》 Like the Wonder Twins of atheism.
你看 你哥哥已经激动了 See? Your brother's excited.
你只是想给新来的一个下马威 You just want the new guy to have a bad day.
一举两得嘛 I can want two things.
大家好 Well, hey, y'all.
我是罗伯牧师 I'm Pastor Rob.
我觉得大家都知道这是什么 I'm, uh, guessing everyone knows what this is.
- 《圣经》 - 是的 是的 - The Bible. - That's right. That's right.
这还是什么 What else is it?
神的语录 The word of God.
很好 很好 Excellent. Excellent.
你们知道这还是什么吗 You know what else it is?
这只是一本书 It's just a book.
我喜欢他 I like him.
这是一本好书 有许多很棒的故事 It's a good book. Got lot of great stories.
还有如何生活的指导 Instructions on how to live life.
但是... But...
神不只是这本书 God is more than just a book.
神是真实的 God is real.
神无处不在 God is everywhere.
神还爱着你们 And God loves you.
他要失去我了 He's losing me.
这里虽然不太干净 至少没有人 It ain't pretty, but it's private.
所以 So,
怎么了 what's up?
不要害怕 Now, don't freak out,
康妮在酒吧问了些问题 but Connie was at the bar asking questions.
什么鬼 What the hell?
没事的 我处理好了 It's fine. I handled it.
没事了 We're all good.
我希望如此 Well, I hope so.
确实如此 We are.
但我觉得我们或许一段时间之内 But I think we probably shouldn't go to the bar
不要再同时去酒吧了 at the same time for a while.
好的 你待在家里 我去 Okay. You stay home. I'll go.
为什么不能是我 那是我闲逛的地方 Why me? That's where I hang out.
我单身了 I'm single.
坐在家里还怎么找男人 Who am I gonna meet sitting at home?
我不知道 邮递员 水管工 I don't know. Mailman? Plumber?
我看过一部电影 里面的披萨送餐员 I've seen a movie where the pizza delivery boy
可没少吃油水 does pretty well for himself.
大学毕业之后我换了一份又一份工作 Yeah, I bounced around from job to job after college.
从来没有真正为未来做过计划 Never really had a plan for what was next
直到有一天 我感到神在召唤我为他服务 until one day, I felt the Lord call me to his service.
说吧 米西·库伯 Yes, Missy Cooper.
- 对吧 -你怎么知道的 - Right? - How'd you know?
你的妈妈叫玛丽 你的哥哥叫谢尔顿 Let's see, Mary's your mother, Sheldon's your brother,
我听说你是个了不起的投球手 and I hear you are one heck of a pitcher.
我做了功课的 大家 I do my homework, y'all.
功课 他就要成功挽回我了 Homework. He's winning me back.
那你在想什么呢 米西 So, what's on your mind, Missy?
可以问吗 我在想神是不是真实的 Is it okay that I'm wondering if God is real?
我可以回答这个问题 I can take this one.
是的 Yes.
他说得非常正确 He is absolutely right.
- 是吗 - 我经常如此 - He is? - I usually am.
不能只因为别人说它是真实的就相信它 Can't just believe something because people say it's true.
你必须要质疑 You have to question it.
这有点像 科学研究方法 It's kind of like the, uh, the scientific method,
是吧 谢尔顿 right, Sheldon?
我也做了关于你的功课 Did my homework on you, too.
但如果我觉得他不是真实的呢 But what if I decide he's not real?
我不是在要求你相信我相信的东西 Look, I'm not asking you to believe what I believe.
我只是在要求你思考你相信什么 I'm just asking you to think about what you believe.
看样子你思考得不错 Sounds like you're already doing that.
- 是的 - 你对我了解多少 - Yep. - What do you know about me?
比利·斯巴克斯 Hmm. Billy Sparks.
六年级 Sixth grade.
也在打垒球 但可能不如她打得好 Also plays baseball, but maybe not as good as her.
然后罗伯牧师说如果我不相信神 And then Pastor Rob said it doesn't matter
也没关系 因为神相信我 if I believe in God 'cause God believes in me.
我说了一样的话 I said the same thing.
不是像他那样说的 Not like he did.
我告诉他 Well, I told him
宗教不是客观的 也没有证据证明它 religion isn't objective and there's no proof for it.
我猜他不喜欢这个说法 Oh, I bet he didn't like that.
他很喜欢 He loved it.
他引用了齐克果的话 说 He quoted Kierkegaard and said
如果你能证明的话 那就没有信仰的空间里 if you could prove it, there'd be no room for faith.
他说得很好 Oh. Well, good for him.
他也喜欢做功课 He also likes homework.
他甚至把圣经扔在地上 He even threw the Bible on the floor.
- 他什么 - 你听见我说的了 - He what? - You heard me.
没离婚的时候 你会觉得 When you were married, would you have said
赫谢尔是你最好的朋友吗 that Herschel was your best friend?
什么样的已婚人士会这么说 What married person would say that?
我的兄弟 韦恩 My buddy Wayne.
你这位兄弟有孩子吗 Does this buddy of yours have kids?
- 没有 - 那他知道个什么 - No. - Then what the hell does he know?
他是一个非常快乐的人 He's a very happy guy.
快乐得让人筋疲力尽 It's exhausting.
我该走了 Ooh, I should get going.
好的 Okay.
你想带走只鸡来做熏鸡吗 You want to take a chicken for the smoker?
我看着像吃素的人吗 Do I look like a vegetarian?
- 妈 你在这儿吗 - 我马上出去 宝贝 - Mom? You out here? - Um, I'll-I'll be there in a sec, honey.
我在...我在喂鸡 I'm-I'm just feeding the chickens.
- 你需要帮忙吗 - 不用了 我快弄完了 - You need some help? - No. I'm almost done.
好的 Okay.