小谢尔顿
第五季 第3集
《小谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
我们是说了要从酒吧一起回家 确实 Did we talk about going home from the bar together? Sure.
但什么也没发生啊 But nothing actually happened.
感觉有点问题 Kind of feels like it.
确实感觉有点问题 It does feel like it.
为什么会感觉有点问题呢 Why does it feel like it?
- 嗨 玛丽 - 嗨 约翰 - Hi, Mary. - Hey, John.
你在这里干什么 What are you doing here?
我失业了 Well, I lost my job,
在想明白之前 我就是个打包工 so, while I'm figuring things out, I'm a bag boy.
你不觉得有点大材小用吗 Aren't you a little overqualified?
不止是"有点" Very.
你有博士学位 You've got a PhD.
你是这里最聪明的人 You're the smartest person here.
这个嘛... Well...
物理学中 In physics,
势能是个令人着迷的课题 potential energy is a fascinating topic.
像弹簧 在盘旋时储存能量 Objects like springs store energy when they're coiled,
等待着某一刻全部释放 waiting to unleash their full potential
然后冲上太空 and soar to the heavens.
看我飞起来了 Would you look at me go!
即使是玩具版的我 依然追逐群星呢 Even in toy form, I'm shooting for the stars.
物体的势能 While the potential energy of an object
可以被精准测量 can be measured in absolutes,
但人类的势能还是个谜 human potential remains more elusive.
有时 人们好像潜能无限 Sometimes, people seem to have all the potential in the world,
但出于某种原因 还呆在地上 but for some reason stay stuck to the ground.
你明明可以去做研究 But why are you wasting your time here
为什么要在这里浪费时间 when you could be doing science?
我说过 我在这儿开心得很 I told you, I'm happy here.
你怎么能开心 How could you be happy?
你是物理学博士 You have a doctorate in physics,
现在却在给一箱豆子贴标签 and you're sticking labels to a case of beans.
我足足干了一个月 他们才让我用这个 I had to work here a month before they let me use this thing.
而且 午餐时间买把真枪也并非不行 And yet, I could go buy a real gun on my lunch break.
不愧是德州 Ha! Texas, huh?
你难道不怀念探索宇宙奥秘的日子吗 But don't you miss trying to unlock the secrets of the universe?
谢尔顿 我这辈子都在和理论打交道 Sheldon, I spent my life chasing theoreticals.
在这里 我的成就是实打实的 Here, I have tangible accomplishments
还能听音乐榜前四十歌曲放松心灵 and I get to listen to relaxing Top 40 music.
你知道这个乐队吗 空中补给 Do you know this band, Air Supply?
他们太牛啦 They're terrific.
我已不知爱何在 不知无你我何在 I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you.
我明白你是对的 I know you were right.
你和达琳约会的时候 What kind of things you and Darlene do when,
一般都做些什么 you know, you go out on a date?
各种各样 All kinds of stuff.
不过做什么不重要 But it doesn't matter what we do
重要的是我们在一起 as long as we're together.
现在给我想一件 Looking for a thing to do here.
好吧 All right.
难得见你能想着为老婆做点事 Nice to see you're thinking about your wife.
我正努力呢 I'm trying.
我和达琳喜欢去跳排舞 Darlene and I love to go line dancing.
- 下一个 - 我想想 - Next. - Let's see.
还有绕啊绕 There's the Roundabout.
那是啥 What's that?
一个溜冰场 It's a roller rink.
他们的灯光很酷 还有DJ They have cool lights and a DJ.
就像迪斯科 It's like a disco.
所以 我说不要排舞 So, when I said no to line dancing,
你想的是"给乔治上轮子" you thought, "Let's put George on wheels."
带她打保龄球 Take her bowling.
- 我不想带她打保龄球 - 好吧 - I don't want to take her bowling. - Fine.
其实去哪儿都无所谓 But it doesn't matter where you go.
你只要行动了 她就会很开心 She's just gonna be happy you're trying.
希望如此吧 I hope so.
我终于把你感染了 真好 It's nice to see I'm finally rubbing off on you.
我本来就能做个好丈夫 I am capable of being a decent husband.
那当然啦 Oh, of course you are.
少来这套 Don't patronize me.
这可是我们关系的润滑油 I could stop, but then what will we have left?
我们不运冰球鞋 Well, we don't carry hockey skates.
我想到了 北边有个地方能让你找到它 Uh, heck, I know of a place up north where you can find them.
它叫加拿大 It's called Canada.
你来早了 You're early.
我本来在上代数课 发现 I was sitting in algebra and realized,
眼前那个"X" 我不认识 也不在乎 don't know what "X" Is, don't care what "X" Is.
我听到X就想到前任 Boy, I hear "Ex" And I think of a woman
分了我一半财产的女人 who took half my stuff.
- 我的问题 - 我去换衣服了 - That's my problem. - Mind if I change?
快请 前面直走 Yeah, please, go right ahead.
不然我要私人洗手间干什么 Why else would I have a private bathroom?
谢了 Thanks.
- 你喜欢上学吗 - 巨讨厌 - Did you like school? - Hated it.
我辍学了 然后参了军 I quit and I joined the Army.
怎么样 How was that?
妹子少 枪子多 Less girls, more getting shot at.
至少你活下来了 Well, at least you made it out alive.
之后结了婚 Well, then I got married.
还不如回去挨枪子儿呢 Made me kind of miss getting shot at.
你有过快乐的时候吗 Have you ever been happy?
我想想 Ooh, let's see.
没有 No.
你能别在我面前这么做吗 Could you not do that in front of me?
我需要你的帮助 I need your help.
你为什么在我的车里 Why are you in my car?
我本来在外面等着 Well, I was waiting outside,
后来一只愤怒的松鼠迫使我找地方隐蔽 but then an angry squirrel forced me to seek shelter.
你想要什么 What do you want?
我需要你和斯特吉斯博士谈谈 I need you to talk to Dr. Sturgis.
他正浪费时间 在一家杂货店打工 He's wasting his time working in a grocery store.
- 这么说 传闻是真的了 - 是的 - Oh, then the rumor is true? - Yes.
太好了 我可是在教工酒会大力散播 Good, I spread it heavily at the faculty mixer.
求你了 Well, please.
他不听我的话 He won't listen to me.
我希望你能劝劝他 I'm hoping you can talk some sense into him.
谢尔顿 他是个成年人 Sheldon, he's a grown man.
可能像我想的那样 Perhaps in a little apron with a nametag...
系着围裙 戴着名牌 Is how I'm picturing it.
- 就是那样 - 太好了 That's exactly right. Excellent.
你会和他谈谈吗 So, will you talk to him?
听着 如果他不想回来 Look, if he doesn't want to come back,
我当然不能强迫他 I certainly can't force him.
但他在浪费自己的潜能 But he's wasting his potential.
纯属好奇 如果他回来了 I'm just curious, if he were to come back,
你会不会经常和他在一起 would you spend more time with him,
少和我在一起 and therefore less time with me?
大概是吧 为什么这么问 I suppose so. Why?
没啥 出去 No reason. Get out.
约翰 John.
嗨 格兰特 你怎么来了 Hello, Grant. What brings you here?
我是来说服你回校的 Well, I'm here to convince you to come back to the university.
像你这样的人才 A mind like yours needs to be working
应当是为科学发展做贡献的 on the advancement of science.
我已经贡献了五十年了 Well, I did that for 50 years.
能保持黄瓜新鲜就能让现在的我很满足 Now I'm content just keeping these cucumbers crunchy.
但弦理论最近有了不少激动人心的新发现 But exciting new things are happening in string theory.
你不想参与进来吗 Don't you want to be a part of that?
像只仓鼠一样 在学术轮上永不停歇地奔跑吗 Wasting years scrambling away at the academic hamster wheel?
无时无刻不在焦虑 Constantly worried
担心自己的毕生努力最终是个死胡同 that your life's work is just one big dead end?
的确 有一些研究路径是没能成功 Sure, some paths of research may not pan out,
但总得一试 不是吗 but we still have to try, right?
是吗 Do we?
- 当然了 - 我不确定了 - Of course. - I don't know.
爱因斯坦在死前三十年里一直研究 Einstein spent the last 30 years of his life
大统一理论却一无所获 on the grand unified field theory and got nowhere.
倒也不是一无所获吧 Well, I wouldn't say nowhere,
但他的确没能证明这理论 but I suppose he never did crack it.
时至今日 这理论依然没被证明 And to this day, no one has.
- 的确 - 事实上 - True. - In fact,
他的大部分成就都是在他年轻时候达成的 most of his major accomplishments occurred when he was a young man,
而你我是完全年轻不再了 which you and I most certainly are not.
有时我看着镜子 却不知镜中人是谁 Sometimes I look in the mirror and I think, "Who is that?"
你要来给黄瓜洒洒水吗 Would you like to give these cucumbers a spritz?
不了 谢谢 No, thank you.
你这卖酒吗 Do you sell liquor here?
听说你要见我 You wanted to see me?
其实我昨天就想见你 Actually, I wanted to see you yesterday,
但你没在学校 but you weren't in school.
你注意到了 You noticed that, huh?
最近我经常注意到 I've noticed it a lot lately.
跟我说说吧 孩子 Level with me, son.
是酗酒还是吸毒了 Is it drinking? Drugs?
实际上 是工作 Actually, it's work.
我好像没有对应的宣传小册子 Oh. I don't think I have a pamphlet for that.
你真的不是让某个女孩子怀孕了 You sure you didn't get a girl in trouble?
你以后也会的 就拿着吧 You will at some point, just take it.
我老板总让我加班干活 My boss has been letting me pick up some extra hours.
那你也不能直接逃课吧 You just can't ditch school.
说得好像我能考上大学似的 It's not like I'm going to college.
孩子 高中毕业文凭很重要的 Son, a diploma's important.
为什么 Why?
至少工作时 我是真真切切地在获取工作经验 At least at work I'm getting actual experience
和赚钱 and making money.
所以你现在是要辍学吗 Well, you saying you're gonna drop out?
应该是吧 I guess I am.
你爸知道这事吗 Does your father know about this?
不 No.
你不觉得你应该告诉他吗 Don't you think you should tell him?
我不想 I don't really want to.
如果你不说 那我只能代劳了 Well, if you don't tell him, I'm going to.
那就再好不过了 That'd be great.
你最好了 You're the best.
谁知道呢 You never know.
拜托 老妈 Come on, Mom,
你当时不也想可以看着看电视吗 don't you wish you were watching television, too?
克莱瑞沙·玛瑞 亲爱的 Clarissa Marie Darling...
你看起来很漂亮 You look nice.
不是吧 我们是要去教堂吗 Oh, no, are we going to church?
没有 你爸和我要约会 No, your father and I have a date night.
为什么 三个孩子还嫌少吗 Why? Don't you have enough kids?
约会不意味着生娃 That is not what date night means.
小乔回来了吗 Georgie here?
他在他房间里 He's in his room.
发生什么事了 What's going on?
乔治 George?
得 又是一出好戏 Oh, good, more drama.
你是脑子坏了吗 What the hell is wrong with you?
发生什么事了 What is going on?
他要辍学 He's dropping out of school.
什么 绝对不行 What?! Oh, no, you're not.
又不是什么大事 It's not a big deal.
你最好意识到这是件大事 You better believe it's a big deal.
你要完成高中 没得商量 You are finishing high school, end of discussion.
这是我的人生 It's my life.
而这是我的房子 It's my house.
如果你不上学 那你就不能在这住儿 If you're don't go to school, you can't live here.
等一下 我们不是要赶他走 Hold on, we are not kicking him out.
肯定要赶他走 The hell we're not!
我现在就收拾东西 I'll pack right now.
停下 你不用走的 Stop, you don't have to go.
他要走 我的房子我做主 Yes, he does. My house, my rules.
这也是我的房子 It is my house, too.
- 真的吗 - 当然是真的 - Oh, really? - Yes, really.
戴尔在吗 Is Dale here?
嗯 什么事 Yeah, what's up?
我要跟他谈谈 I would like to have a word with him.
反正比找我要好 你随意 Better him than me. Have at it.
戴尔 玛丽来势汹汹 Dale, Mary coming in hot!
是你让小乔辍学的吗 Did you tell Georgie to drop out of school?
啥 当然没有 What? No.
反正他现在是要辍学了 而你肯定逃不了干系 Well, he did, and you had something to do with it.
没有 他当时就是抱怨学校 Well, no, he was just complaining about school
然后我就告诉他我是辍学了的 and I told him I dropped out.
戴尔 Dale,
你知道他崇拜你 you know that he looks up to you.
的确如此 对吧 He does, doesn't he?
所以你才要跟他说 Which is why you need to tell him
他现在是在犯一个重大错误 that he is making a big mistake.
抱歉 做不到 Oh, I don't think I can do that.
为什么 Why not?
因为我不觉得他做错了 Well, I don't believe he is.
你怎么可以这么说 How could you say that?
因为我是过来人 现在也挺好的 I did it, worked out fine.
说两句吧 拜托 Will you back me up here, please?
我同意他说的 I agree with him.
你确定 You do?
真的吗 You do?
嗯 Yeah.
嗯嗯 Yeah.
这孩子就是个天生的销售人才 The kid's a natural salesman.
学业又不会对此有什么帮助 I mean, school's not gonna help with that.
所以你的孙子现在要放弃他的大好前程 So, you are fine with your grandson throwing his life away
改去卖鱼竿和棒球帽了 你对此毫无异义 so that he can sell fishing rods and baseball bats?
不好意思 那些鱼竿养活了我们一家子人 Excuse me, those fishing rods provided a nice life for me and my family.
哪来的一家子人 What family?
你离婚了 孩子都不和你说话 You're divorced, and your kids don't talk to you.
快帮我解围 Help me out here.
啥文凭也救不了他的人生 A diploma would not have made his life better.
谢谢 她说得对 Thank you. What she said.
她真的站在他那一方 She really took his side?
我不想谈这个 I don't want to talk about that.
你们今晚不是有约会吗 I thought you two had date night.
我也不想谈这个 I don't want to talk about that, either.
为什么小乔不跟我们一起吃饭 Why isn't Georgie eating with us?
谈点别的吧 Let's talk about anything else.
这是个讲物理笑话的好时机 Ooh. Perhaps this is a good time for a physics joke.
并不是 It isn't.
时间是相对的 这是物理中最酷的地方 That's the cool thing about physics, time is relative.
好吧 开始了 Okay, here we go.
为什么海盗担心他的鞋子小于H码 Why was the pirate worried that his shoes were less than "H"?
因为他必须走跳板/普朗克 Because he had to walk the Planck.
懂了吗 因为马克思·普朗克 Get it? Because Max Planck is
是个著名的物理学家 他发现了一个常数 a famous physicist who discovered a constant
这个常数就用"H"表示 然后他... which is represented by "H." And then he...
如果把小乔赶出去了 我可以用他的房间吗 If Georgie's kicked out, can I have his room?
我们不会把小乔赶走的 We are not kicking Georgie out.
你还要提这件事吗 You want to start this up again?
我们只对你妈妈和戴尔生气可以吗 Or can we just be mad at your mom and Dale?
- 还有小乔 - 谢谢补充 还有小乔. - And Georgie. - Thank you. And Georgie.
吃饭吧 Let's just eat.
是所有人都能辍学吗 还是有年龄限制 So can anyone drop out or do you need to be a certain age?
你别想辍学 You are not dropping out of school.
直到16岁... Until you're 16...
法律上来说他们就阻止不了你了 then they legally can't stop you.
真好 Good to know.
这就是我害怕的 This is exactly what I was afraid of.
你想要我怎么办 What do you want me to do about it?
我建议你们只爱护并抚养 I would encourage you to love and nurture the one child
那个注定会成功的小孩 you have who's destined for success.
戴尔 找你的 Dale, it's for you!
你怎么想的 What are you thinking?!
我想我应该在你老婆找我之后 I'm thinking I should've went home
就回家的 after your wife left.
小乔只需要在学校多待一年 Georgie's only got one more year of school,
毕业后 他想干什么就干什么 and then he can do whatever he wants.
我不想介入你和你家人之间的事 I don't want to come between you and your family.
太迟了 Too late.
我知道你心情不爽 Listen, I know you're upset,
但你应该朝小乔吼吼 but the person you ought to be yelling at is Georgie,
而不是对我们 not us.
我朝他吼过了 没用 I yelled at him... it didn't help!
在这吼就有用吗 Is this helping?
有那么一点吧 A little, yes.
所以我在和一个辍学的人约会 So I'm datin' a dropout?
不 你在和一个有全职工作的人约会 No, you're datin' a guy with a full-time job.
你父母没意见吗 And your parents are okay with this?
他们会改变看法的 They'll come around.
对了 我可以去你家借住吗 By the way, can I crash at your place?
当然不 No!
我爸本来就觉得你配不上我 My father already doesn't think you're good enough for me.
我不想让他知道他是对的 And I don't want him to know he's right.
他那么想不对 He's not right!
还是有那么一点对的 He might be a little right.
我还以为你会支持我呢 I thought you'd be more supportive.
我还以为我们会一起上高年级呢 And I thought we were gonna be seniors together.
一起参加返校节 成为舞会上最耀眼的一对 Homecoming court, prom king and queen.
被选为"最可能永远在一起的恋人" Voted most likely to stay together forever.
我们可以永远在一起 We can still stay together.
但你辍学了 他们就不会选你的 They can't vote for you if you're not a senior!
我觉得我们行不通 I don't think this is gonna work out.
你是要和我分手吗 You're breakin' up with me?
- 是啊 - 认真的吗 - Yeah. - You're serious?
我也没得选 I feel like I don't have a choice.
好吧 反正作为一个有事业的男人 Fine, as a workin' man I shouldn't be
我也不该和一个高中女生约会 这太不成熟了 dating a girl in high school anyway... it's immature.
直接送我回家 Just take me home.
因为明天还要上学吗 'Cause it's a school night?
真有趣 How cute.
- 复合吧 - 想得美 - Take me back. - No.
该死 Dang it.
这里是格兰特·林克莱特 This is Grant Linkletter.
我现在不在 有事请留言 I'm not home, please leave a message.
林克莱特博士 我是谢尔顿·库珀 Dr. Linkletter, Sheldon Cooper.
我没听到你的消息 I haven't heard back from you.
希望你和斯特吉斯博士谈的愉快 I hope everything went well with Dr. Sturgis.
也许你们在热火朝天地讨论物理 Perhaps you two got caught up discussing physics.
时光飞逝 但你们浑然不觉 Time does fly when you're having fun.
所以这有什么意义 约翰 So what does it all mean, John?
这个问题你不应该问一个 Maybe you should ask someone
在公园长椅上喝酒的人 who isn't drinking on a park bench.
你工作一辈子 You work your whole life.
好像它非常重要 但真的如此吗 It all seems so important at the time, but is it?
这是个好问题 That's a good question.
这让我想到 加缪写的 It puts me in mind of, uh, Camus'
《西弗西神话》 The Myth of Siphisus...
叫啥来着...西法西 Siphaphis...
- 是西西弗 - 对就是他 - Sisyphus. - That's the guy.
每天 Every day
他都把巨石推上山顶 he rolled the rock up the mountain,
每天 and every day
巨石都会滚下山去 it rolled back down.
我们做的就像是这个 That's what it seems like.
但你逃脱了 But you escaped.
你不再推巨石了 You stopped rolling that rock.
我之前也是这么想的 Well, that's what I thought.
但现在 每天把杂货装袋 But every single bag of groceries
对我来说是另一块巨石 I fill, there's another one right behind it.
那我们怎么办 So what do we do about it?
唱歌吧 We sing.
我们唱什么 What do we sing?
当你老得无法工作 When you're too old to work
却没老得寿命将至 And you're too young to die
谁来照顾你 Who will take care of you?
你要怎么度日 How will you get by?
当你老得无法工作 When you're too old to work
却没老得寿命将至 And you're too young to die?
我没听过这首歌 I don't think I know that one.
你听过《棒棒糖》吗 Do you know "Lollipop"?
棒棒糖 棒棒糖 棒棒棒棒糖 Lollipop, lollipop, ooh, lolli, lollipop, lollipop
我打赌这些人也是高中辍学的 I bet those losers dropped out of high school, too.
对不起 我刚才脾气有点臭 Sorry I got riled up.
没关系 Don't worry about it.
玛丽来这的时候 总会骂骂咧咧 Mary's over here all the time yellin' about something...
你来缓缓气氛挺好的 it was a pleasant change of pace.
你在这做什么 What are you doin' here?
我想来这过夜 I was hopin' to stay here tonight.
你别想 Well, you can't.
这又不是你家 This ain't your house.
这也不是你的 It ain't yours, either.
这是我的房子 我有资格说 It's my house, and I get to say
谁走谁留 who stays and who goes.
好吧 我走 Okay, well, I'll be going.
不 你留下 Oh, you're staying.
你可以走了 You can go.
真走运 Lucky.
为什么谢尔顿不帮着洗盘子 How come Sheldon doesn't help with the dishes?
什么时候你能帮着报税了 我就去洗盘子 When you do their taxes, I'll do the dishes.
如果你不喜欢洗盘子 If you don't like washing dishes,
这就是你要待在学校里 that is a good reason to stay in school
拿到文凭的原因 and get your diploma.
你有高中文凭 但你也每天洗盘子 You have a high school diploma, and you wash dishes every day.
谢谢你 很有帮助 Thank you. Helpful.
不过 我确实认为米西应该待在学校里 Although I do think Missy should stay in school.
你认为每个人都应该待在学校里 You think everyone should stay in school.
我理解为什么像小乔这样的人愿意去工作 Well, I understand why someone like Georgie would rather work,
但如果你辍学了 我觉得你会后悔 but if you drop out, I think you would regret it.
为什么 Why?
在过去 女性在工作场合 Historically, women in the workplace
是被严重轻视的 have been undervalued.
最好别让那些人轻易地看低你 You don't want to make it easier for people to do that to you.
他说得对 He's right.
如果我和一个有钱人结婚就不是问题了 Not a problem if I marry a rich guy.
你应该为了爱而结婚 You should marry someone for love.
你和爸爸为了爱而结婚 但还是吵了很多架 You married Dad for love and there's a lot of bickering.
- 不是这样的 - 谢谢你 - That's not true. - Thank you.
他们结婚是因为她怀孕了 She married him 'cause she was pregnant.
剩下这些我自己可以洗完 I can finish these up on my own.
很好 我和《新鲜王子妙事多》有个约会 Good, I have a date with Fresh Prince
顺便提一句 他很有钱 who by the way is so rich.
好了 这样吧 Okay, here's the deal.
你在这里住一晚 然后就走 You get one night here, then you're out.
现在你可不像一个外婆了 You're not being very grandmotherly right now.
牛奶在哪儿 曲奇饼在哪儿 Where's the milk? Where's the cookies?
这小孩有点离谱了吧 Do you believe this kid?
我也挺想吃曲奇饼的 I could go for a cookie.
都别想吃曲奇饼 No one's gettin' a cookie!
在这里住一晚就可以 One night here is fine.
现在开始我要工作更长时间 I'll be workin' more hours now
我很快就能有自己的房子了 so I'll be able to get my own place soon.
关于这一点 Yeah, about that.
我不能让你在店里全职工作 I can't let you work full-time at the store.
什么 为什么 What? Why not?
你的父母非常生气 Well, your parents are pretty upset.
我不能夹在你们中间 I'm not gonna get in the middle of that.
我会去别的地方找工作的 I'll just get a job somewhere else.
那是你的事情 That's your business.
上帝啊 For God's sake.
感情我认识的人全来一遍 Who's left that I know?
终于 Finally!
走对房子了 The right house!
孩子们都睡了吗 Kids in bed?
还有一个 Not all of 'em.
玛丽 如果我们让小乔待在家里 Mary, if we let Georgie stay here,
我们就让他过得太容易了 we're just makin' this all too easy for him.
我不想吵架 I don't want to fight.
我只是想知道我们儿子没事 I just want to know that our son is okay.
他没事 He's fine.
他在你妈家里 He's stayin' at your mom's.
总算是个好消息 Well, that's something.
话说 她怎么会觉得 Although, where does she get off
辍学对他来说是个好事 thinking that it's a good idea for him to drop out of school
而且还收留他 and then lettin' him live with her after he does it.
- 我就是这么说的 - 很好 - That's what I said. - Good!
让他们知道别多管闲事 Maybe they'll learn to mind their own business!
你们能停止吵架吗 Will you please stop fighting?
不是 Oh, no.
宝贝 我们没在吵架 Sweetie, no, we're not fighting.
我们只是在用愤怒的语气同意对方的建议 We're just agreeing with each other angrily.
这样吧 你在这里住一晚 然后就走 Here's the deal... you get one night here, then you're out.
不要管她要曲奇饼 And don't ask for cookies.
她心情不好 She is in no mood.
你知道谁在我家吗 You know who's at my place?
没有人 No one.
我觉得我要待在这里看着他俩 I think I should stay here and keep an eye on these two.
这不是在邀请 It wasn't an invite.
只是我想去个没人的地方 Just something I was looking forward to.
再说吧 Later.
再见 Bye.
他换发型了吗 Did he get a haircut?
看起来真不错 It looks really nice.
所以你今晚怎么会在这里 So how come you're here tonight?
你也是喝太多了 Were you too drunk
不能骑车回家吗 to ride your bike home, too?
我爸生气了 因为我辍学了 My father's mad 'cause I dropped out of school.
真有意思 Ironic.
谢尔顿反而因为我不打算回学校而生气 Sheldon's upset 'cause I'm not going back to the university.
看看我们 Look at us.
一对辍学生 A couple of dropouts.
你不是有博士学位吗 Don't you have a PhD?
有两个 但我在试着寻找 Two, but I was trying to find
能把我们联系起来的共同点 common ground over which we could bond.
好吧 All right.
你想不到我经历了怎样的一天 You wouldn't believe the day I had.
我爸把我赶出门 My dad kicked me out.
我女朋友跟我分手 My girlfriend broke up with me.
现在我还要去找第二份工作 And now I got to find a second job.
我一边坐在公园长椅上喝烈酒 I drank hooch on a park bench
一边唱《棒棒糖》 and sang "Lollipop."
这真是太好了 It was tremendous.
我之前看见的好像是你 I think I saw you.
你当时是和其他人在一起吗 Were you with some other guy?
是的 Yes.
那他去哪儿了 What happened to him?
哥们 醒醒 Hey, pal, wake up.
发生什么事了 What's happening?
你不能睡在这里 You can't sleep there.
好的 对不起 Right, sorry.
打扰一下 Excuse me.
你在附近见过一个秃顶的小老头吗 You didn't happen to see a small bald man around here, did you?
可能还唱着《棒棒糖》 Possibly singing "Lollipop"?
什么 What?
当我没问 Never mind.
我到底在哪儿 Where the hell am I?