小谢尔顿
第六季 第5集
《小谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously, on "Young Sheldon"...
逮捕 Arrested?
恐怕得交罚款了 Well, they're probably gonna have to pay some fine,
得准备点现金 And... and they're gonna need cash.
什么鬼 What the hell?
你在这做什么 What are you doing here?
我来救你的 I'm saving you.
好吧 Well, damn.
听着 你还是个小孩 Look, you're just a kid, okay?
你不知道发生了什么 You don't understand what's going on here.
我只知道我妈妈丢了工作 I know my mom lost her job
还被教堂赶出来了 and got kicked out of the church
就因为你不肯跟我哥结婚 because you won't marry my brother.
你去哪儿 Where you going?
去跳舞 To dance.
你们浸礼教徒还跳舞啊 I didn't think you Baptists did that.
我们还不喝酒呢 We don't drink, neither. Ooh.
- 孩子们睡了 - 没错 - The kids asleep? - Yup.
想不想"野"一下 You want to... fool around?
你不会是在整我吧 Are you messing with me?
我倒想好好"整"你一下 I'm hoping to.
我去 老天开眼了 Well, hot diggity dog.
嘿 Hey.
谢谢你来一趟 Oh, thanks for coming.
什么事这么要紧啊 Sounded important. What's going on?
- 跟我来 - 好 - Walk with me. - Okay.
我不是欠你一笔钱吗 You know that money I owe you?
你拿到钱了 Oh, you got it?
是也不是 Yes and no.
禁止入内
到底有还是没有 Uh, well, which is it?
钱到手了 Yes, I got it,
但我是不会给你的 no, I'm not giving it to you.
我会给你 I want to give you
一个千载难逢的机会 a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
我看你还是给钱吧 Well, I'd prefer my money.
你看这有空着的机器吗 Do you see any unoccupied machines here?
- 没有 - 没错 - No. - Exactly.
店里已经爆满了 是时候扩张了 We are at capacity. It's time to expand.
往哪扩 Where?
隔壁那家音像店 The video store right behind that wall
租约刚到期了 just lost its lease.
坏了 我还想去租约翰·坎迪的新电影呢 Aw, heck. I was gonna pick up the new John Candy.
加拿大喜剧演员
你作为我们企业的合伙人 Well, as my partner in this enterprise,
就可以免费看你想看的电影 you can get that new John Candy for free.
你要买个音像店吗 So you're gonna buy a video store?
挂着音像店的招牌 Video store in the front,
做着电子赌博的生意 video poker in the back.
你去哪里搞到老虎机呢 Where are you getting the poker machine?
密西西比的比洛克西 Biloxi, Mississippi.
你上次在边境被捕 Oh. You didn't learn a lesson
旅游业与博彩业发达的滨海城市
- 还没得到教训吗 - 得到了 - when you got arrested at the border? - Yes.
以后再也不和我的白痴外孙 I learned not to smuggle contraband
一起走私东西了 with my idiot grandson.
但买老虎机可是合法的 But there's nothing illegal about buying poker machines.
插上电就违法了 Till you plug 'em in.
这倒是 Well, sure.
拜托 你看怎么样 Come on. What do you say?
咱们两个 开上小货车 直奔比洛克西 You and me, a panel truck, Biloxi or bust?
你要我入伙这非法赌博屋 So I'm gonna be your partner in an illegal gambling room?
挂着合法音像店的招牌 Hidden by a legal video store.
康妮 天哪... Connie. Gee...
来吧 你不是想开着野营车 Come on. You said you want to drive around
周游全国吗 in an RV, see the country.
这就是啊 而且还更刺激 This is that, but exciting.
我们可能会进监狱啊 We could go to jail.
所以才刺激啊 That's the exciting part.
喂 妈妈 Hello, Mom.
是你的儿子 谢尔顿 It's your son, Sheldon.
你好 我的儿子 谢尔顿 Hello, my son, Sheldon.
我明早八点有课 I have an 8:00 a.M. class tomorrow,
我今晚能不能就在宿舍睡呢 and I was wondering if I could spend the night in my dorm.
可以 That's fine.
你回答之前 先听我说 Now before you answer, hear me out.
我列了一系列理由 以证明这是合理的 I have a list of reasons why this is a good idea.
- 第一... - 谢尔顿 - Number one... - Sheldon,
我知道你在宿舍很安全 我同意了 I know that you're safe there. It's fine.
那是第四条理由 先别那么快 That's reason number four. Please don't skip ahead.
亲爱的 Honey,
我相信你 按时上床睡觉 I trust you. Just go to bed at a reasonable hour
需要我的话就打电话 and call if you need anything.
没事的话 就明天见了 Otherwise, I'll see you tomorrow.
好的 第一 我不会... Okay. Number one: I'm not...
谢尔顿 再见 Goodbye, Sheldon.
我都列表了还挂我电话 Who hangs up on a list?
他又想干什么 What's his problem now?
没什么 他今晚想在宿舍过夜 Nothing. He wants to spend the night at the dorm
好赶上明天的早课 so he can get to an early class.
真的 你还同意了 Really? And you said okay?
他已经长大了 He is old enough
可以在学校过夜 还有... to have an overnighter, and...
咱们两个过二人世界也不错呢 it might be nice for us to have a little alone time.
那米西呢 What about Missy?
她跟朋友出去吃晚饭了 She's having dinner with a friend.
那家里只有我们两个了 So, the house to ourselves.
我喜欢 I like it.
等等 Hold on.
- 喂 - 第二... - Hello? - Number two...
这里有独立卫生间 第... I have my own bathroom. Number...
天哪 这么多盘子 Boy, that's a lot of plates.
你来干什么 小乔 What do you want, Georgie?
我刚跟姥姥聊了一会 I just talked to Meemaw.
她说她要出城几天 She says she's gonna be out of town for a couple days.
是的 她跟我说了 Yup, she told me.
奶酪牛肉堡 眼光真好 Patty melt. Good choice.
请慢用 Okay. Enjoy.
你要一个人住在那么大的房子里 I'm just worried about you being all by yourself
- 我很担心你 - 没事的 - in that big house. - I'll be fine.
要是有龙卷风呢 What if there's a tornado?
姥姥告诉你安全屋在哪了吗 Did Meemaw ever show you where her hidey hole is?
- 小乔 我现在忙着呢 - 抱歉 - Georgie, I'm really busy right now. - Sorry.
不然我晚一点去姥姥家一趟 I'll swing by Meemaw's later,
给你带点外卖 maybe bring some takeout.
不用了 我能从餐厅拿好多吃的呢 Don't bother. They send me home with plenty of food.
好的 能给我带份奶酪牛肉堡吗 Great. Score me a patty melt, would you?
- 不能 - 我现在就走 - I won't. - I'm gonna go now.
- 你在干嘛 - 亲我们的宝宝 - What are you doing? - Kissing our baby.
你也想要吗 You want one, too?
不 No.
拜拜 Bye-bye.
我到家了 I'm home.
有人吗 Anybody here?
- 米西 - 是我 - Missy? - Yeah.
那么早回家 You're home early.
七点了 It's 7:00.
是吗 Is it?
你睡了吗 Are you sleeping?
对 Yeah.
爸爸呢 Where's Dad?
在这儿 I'm here.
我们只是太累了 We were both just real tired.
别说了 Please stop talking.
怎么回事 What on earth is going on?
禁止在走廊滑滑板 No skateboarding in the hallway.
不能允许这种幼稚的风气为非作歹 This childishness cannot be allowed to continue.
你好 我有事报告 Hello. I need to tattle.
怎么 What?
你的房间着火了吗 Is your room on fire?
没有 No.
但我看见有烟 But I see smoke.
好的 Okay.
我来是告诉你 有人在走廊滑滑板 You need to know there's people skateboarding
有人很大声地放音乐 and playing loud music in the hallways.
你想要我干什么 What do you want me to do about it?
你是宿管 You're the resident advisor.
执行规则是你的工作 It's your job to enforce the rules.
我这就去办 I'll get right on it.
谢谢你 Thank you.
体制运作正常 The system works.
我明天会很暴躁 Oh, I'm gonna be so cranky tomorrow.
你从哪知道的这些老虎机 So, how'd you hear about these poker machines?
我认识个人 I know a guy.
什么人 What kind of guy?
这人认识个人 A guy who knows a guy.
那关于这人你知道些什么 Well, what do you know about that guy?
他之前有家水上赌场 He owned a riverboat casino.
之前有吗 He owned?
现在他人可能死了 He might be dead.
死了 Dead?
也可能没死 He might not be.
尸体还没找到 They never found the body.
我的天 Oh, my God.
- 刺激吧 - 不 - Exciting, huh? - No.
- 这让我害怕 - 没事的 - It's upsetting. - Oh, now, come on.
你都做了那么久的体育用品生意 You've been in the sporting goods business long enough.
货车上掉下来的垫肩 Haven't you ever sold a bunch of shoulder pads
我就不信你不卖 that fell off the back of a truck?
当然不 Absolutely not.
我都是从正规的塔菲公司买的 I buy 'em from a reputable company named Tuffy.
无趣 Boring.
洗发水暴露了您 I smell your shampoo.
我去 Aw, damn it.
你在外面坐了多久 How long have you been sitting out there?
- 一整晚 - 为什么 - All night. - And why?
您知道蝙蝠侠漫画里的阿卡姆吗 Are you familiar with Arkham Asylum from the Batman comics?
- 不知道 - 阿卡姆是个疯人院 - No. - Well, it's a madhouse,
我宿舍也是 日落后就成了疯人院 as is my dormitory after the sun goes down.
谢尔顿 我是这所学校的校长 Sheldon, I am the president of this university.
噪音投诉不归我管 I don't handle noise complaints.
这是宿管的职责 That's why there's a resident advisor.
- 我找过宿管 - 然后呢 - Oh, I went to him. - And?
您也看到了 我睡在长凳 像个流浪汉 You saw me sleeping on the bench like a hobo.
- 您觉得呢 - 你就不能... - What do you think? - Can't you just...
也许可以把这事当成 I don't know... chalk this up as
体验大学生活的一部分 part of the college experience?
小丑大学生活体验 Yeah, the clown college experience.
对不起 我有点暴躁 I'm sorry. I'm cranky.
我列了一张清单 I've compiled a list of reasons
阐述为何要选我当宿管 why I should be appointed the dormitory R.A.
第一点 Number one...
好的 你成功当选宿管 Fine. You're the R.A.
好的 "第一 我热爱规则 Okay. "Number one: I love rules...
"制定规则 遵守规则 "Creating them, following them,
以及最重要的 执行规则" and most fun of all, enforcing them."
你是宿管 谢尔顿 You're the R.A., Sheldon.
真棒 "第二点 Excellent. "Number two...
对违规者的惩罚措施 punishment for rule infractions
必须公正且毫不留情 must be both fair and merciless."
鸡蛋和煎饼 Eggs and pancakes.
辛勤耕耘一整晚 这点回报算什么 That's what a lumberjack gets for chopping all that wood.
我是耕田人 I'll be Paul Bunyan,
你是久耕不厌的肥沃土 you can be my babe, the blue fox.
乔治 George.
还来 Ugh. Still?
早啊 宝贝 Morning, honey.
你俩怎么了 What is happening with you two?
什么意思 What do you mean?
你们谁要挂了吗 Is one of you dying?
没人要挂 No one's dying.
结了婚的人也会亲亲 Sometimes, married people kiss.
电视上如此 但我们家不行 On TV maybe, not here.
小朋友 你觉得你是怎么降临在这个世界 Well, young lady, how do you think you came into this world?
你们吓到我了 Okay, you're freaking me out.
来吧 货真价实 Here you go, as advertised.
看起来不错 All right. Those look good.
等等 怎么证明这些机子还能用 Wait. Hold on. How do we know they work?
你以为我在这做的什么生意 What kind of operation you think I'm running here?
不知道 我脑子里只有"破落"这个词 Well, I don't know. The word "Sketchy" Comes to mind.
客气点 Be cool.
我们可以插上电试试吗 Uh, you mind if we plug a couple in?
我可以先看看你的钱吗 Mind if you show me the money?
可以 转身 Sure. Turn around.
为什么 Why?
你还要不要钱 You want the money or not?
来吧 Okay, go ahead.
好 Yeah.
好了 Okay.
两万 20 grand.
插上电 Light 'em up.
这是我这辈子见过最性感的东西 That's the sexiest thing I've ever seen in my life.
真的吗 Really?
我才脱了裤子啊 Well, I just took my pants off.
注意 绿荫宿舍楼的所有住户 Attention, residents of Bower Hall.
我叫谢尔顿·库珀 你们的新宿管 My name is Sheldon Cooper, and I'm your new R.A.
混乱的时代已经结束了 The age of chaos is over.
重复 混乱的时代已经结束 I repeat, the age of chaos is over.
请花点时间 Please take a moment
熟悉一下公告栏上 to familiarize yourself with the dormitory rules
贴的宿舍条规 posted on the bulletin board.
忽视条规不是借口 违反者将会被... Ignorance of these rules is no excuse, and violators will be...
新条规 不经允许不能拿我的喇叭 New rule. Unauthorized use of my bullhorn is forbidden.
我再说一遍 不经允许... I repeat. Unauthorized...
闭嘴 Shut up.
有人在家吗 Anybody home?
好耶 你在家 Oh, good. You're here.
对啊 Hey.
看看这个 Check it out.
我找到了这个关于生孩子的影片 I got this video about childbirth.
我们要不今晚一起看吧 I thought we could watch it tonight.
听着太糟糕了 That sounds awful.
盒子上确实写了 Well, it does say
"内含血腥画面" "Contains graphic images" right there on the box.
改天再看吧 小乔治 Maybe some other time, Georgie.
没关系 我还有《飞越童真》 No worries. I also picked up Look Who's Talking,
讲的是一个会说话的宝宝 which is just about a baby who says stuff.
如果你想把今晚当成约会 If you're trying to make this, like, a date night or something,
那是不可能的 it's not happening.
谁说要约会了 Oh, who said anything about a date?
只是我们两个人吃个饭 看看电影 It's just us having dinner and watching a movie.
上次我们这样做 最后我怀孕了 Last time we did that I wound up pregnant.
那次约会很不错啊 Mm, that was a good date.
今晚不可能的 Well, that's not happening tonight.
我懂 不要谈情说爱 I get it. Nothing romantic.
只是两个准父母见证孩子诞生的奇迹 Just two future parents watching the miracle of childbirth
影评家
或者看被西斯科和艾伯特称赞的电影 or a movie that got two thumbs up from Siskel and Ebert.
不光如此 And not only that.
有人还在我的条规上 Then someone defaced my rule sheet
画了睾丸 with a drawing of testicles.
太幼稚了 Well, that is so immature.
我同意 只把我任命为宿管还不足以 I agree. Simply naming me dorm R.A. isn't enough
赢得他们的尊重 to command respect.
我需要一个实物来代表我的权利 I need a physical symbol of my authority,
就像国王有权杖那样 like the way a king had a scepter.
所以你想要一个权杖吗 So, you want a scepter?
不 他们会用权杖来打我 No, that could be used against me.
徽章怎么样 Ooh, how about a badge?
我就会像得州骑警一样 I'd be like a Texas Ranger
在宿舍大厅巡逻 who patrols the halls of a dormitory.
这些想法都很不错 但是 Well, these all just such terrific ideas but,
要不我手写一份官方信 um, how about an official letter from my desk
来证实你的职位 with a handwritten note attesting to your position?
好的 "致绿荫宿舍楼的全体学生" All right. "To the students of Bower Hall."
你写字一般啊 That's your handwriting?
"这份文件 "This document
授予谢尔顿·库珀宿管的 "Bestows on Sheldon Cooper all the powers
所有权利和特权 and privileges of resident advisor."
"授予" 我喜欢 "Bestows." I like it.
笔记潦草 但是我喜欢 Sloppy, but I like it.
不 Nope.
我得跟你说 Well, I got to tell you,
- 刚刚太刺激了 - 我就说吧 - that was pretty exciting. - Mm. I told you.
有那么一会儿 For a while there,
我都感觉我俩是雌雄大盗了 I felt like Bonnie and Clyde,
就是没有那些打打杀杀 without all the murder and mayhem.
天还早呢 Well, the night's still young.
我这么问 So at the risk of sounding
可能会有点雌雄颠倒 more like Bonnie than Clyde, uh,
我们现在是什么关系 where do we stand in our relationship?
是你提的分手 You're the one who broke up with me.
也许我重新考虑了这个情况呢 Oh, maybe I've rethought the situation.
所以你错了 So you were wrong.
我觉得这里面谈不上什么对错 I don't believe there's any right or wrong here.
说吧 说你错了 Say it. Say you were wrong.
我确实后悔了 I do regret it.
因为 你 Because... you were...
错了 wrong.
是 Yes.
所以怎么样 你愿意再给我一次机会吗 So what do you say... you want to give it another chance?
等一下 Hang on.
就直说吧 Just give me a straight answer.
我年纪也不小了 我能接受 I'm a big boy. I can take it.
我们好像被跟踪了 I think we're being followed.
什么 What?
不会吧 No.
皮卡车吗 The pickup truck?
橙色福特斑马 The orange Pinto.
我加油的时候就看见了 I saw it when we gassed up.
然后就一直和我们保持两个车的距离 It's been two cars back ever since.
我加一下速 看看会怎么样 I'm gonna speed up and see what happens.
我们被跟踪了 We're being followed.
你还觉得刺激吗 Are you still excited?
不 我很生气 No, I'm upset.
好 Good.
那我们达成一致了 Then we're on the same page.
开门 我是宿管 Open up. It's the R.A.
怎么了 Yeah?
现在是安静时间 你必须把音乐关掉 It's quiet hours. You have to turn the music off.
- 谁说的 - 我 宿管 - Says who? - Me, the R.A.
音乐太大了你可能没听见我吧 You probably didn't hear me over the music.
也许这个能说服你 Maybe this will convince you.
她的字迹可能让人想质疑 Her cursive is maybe questionable,
但相信我 我的权利不容置疑 but trust me, my authority is not.
小丑是你自己 我有透明胶带 Joke's on you. I have Scotch tape.
我没看见他 你呢 I don't see him anywhere. Do you?
- 没 - 天呐 - Nope. - Oh, man.
现在这都结束了 我又开始 Well, now that that's over, I'm starting
感觉到刺激了 to feel the excitement again.
很疯狂 是不是 我觉得危险就是这样的 Crazy, right? I think that's the way danger works.
就像过山车一样 Oh, it's like a roller coaster.
嘿 Well,
真巧啊 ain't this a coincidence.
不是吧 Oh, come on.
- 怎么了 - 爸妈有点奇怪 - What's up? - Mom and Dad are being weird.
我能在这里待一会吗 Can I hang out here?
现在不太合适 Actually, ain't a good time.
进来吧 米西 Come on in, Missy.
该死 Dang it.
手下败将 Sucker.
很好 Good.
《飞跃童真》 Ooh, Look Who's Talking.
- 经典啊 - 你知道吗 - Classic. - Hey, did you know
小孩的配音是《虎胆龙威》的男主 the baby is the guy from Die Hard?
- 不知道 - 可不 - No. - Yeah.
他无所不能 He can do everything.
这是我坐的地方 I was sitting there.
你现在又没坐 Yeah, well, now you're not.
我对你已经够好了吧 I'm being nothing but nice here.
你到底为什么要为难我 I don't know why you got to give me a hard time.
为什么 我告诉你为什么 Why? I'll tell you why.
你毁了我的生活 这个理由够吗 You ruined my life. Is that enough "Why" For you?
你也脱不了干系 Hey, you weren't so innocent.
如果我没记错 你让未成年人喝酒了 If I recall, you provided alcohol to a minor...
就是我 me.
这是违法的 That's illegal.
- 你慌报了年龄 - 是你先撒的谎 - You lied about your age. - You lied first.
行了 别在你妹妹面前来这一出 Okay, you know what? Let's not do this in front of your sister.
这感觉才对 你们继续 It actually feels normal. Keep going.
有一点别忘了 我撒谎是因为你太辣了 And let's not forget, I only lied 'cause you're hot.
天哪 Oh, my God.
我们也不用看婴儿说话的电影了 We don't need to watch a movie about a talking baby.
你不就是吗 You're right here.
锁门 把门锁上 Ooh, lock the door, lock the door.
- 没人在家 - 以防万一 - No one's home. - Just in case.
我有个狂野大胆的想法 I have a wild and crazy idea.
开局就这么刺激 I like where this is headed.
咱俩造个人吧 Let's make a baby.
你开玩笑呢吧 You're kidding, right?
倒也不是 但开启新人生挺有趣的 I don't know. It might be fun to start over.
有趣 你是刚加入这个家吗 Fun? What house you been living in?
我认真的 这段时间我们感情很好 I'm serious. We've been getting along so great,
而且我有大把大把的空闲时间 and I have all this extra time on my hands.
利用起来吧 Uh, let's take advantage.
你儿子马上要有娃了 可以给你照顾 Your son's about to have a baby. You can take care of that one.
不行 我妈抢先了我一步 No, my mother called dibs.
你妈快老成精了 Your mother's a million years old.
你觉得她能大半夜爬起来 You think she's gonna be changing diapers
给娃换尿布吗 in the middle of the night?
我挑明了吧 I'll tell you what your problem is.
你被教会开除了 You got kicked out of your church,
你的孩子们都长大了 your-your kids are grown up,
你日子过得没意义 于是呢 you're feeling sorry for yourself, and,
你想用一个娃来解决问题 yeah, you think a baby'll solve the problem.
怎么样 说话啊 Well? Say something.
你让我很生气 You make me so mad.
你去哪儿 Where you going?
生气也不妨碍办事嘛 We can still do it mad.
你到底想怎么样 So what do you want, uh...
- 丹尼斯 - 没错 - Dennis. - Right.
丹尼斯 这名字很硬汉 Dennis. Tough name.
你想怎么样 丹尼斯 So what do you want... Dennis?
你车上的得州牌照挺显眼的 Couldn't help noticing you got Texas plates on that truck.
赌博生意在得州可是犯法的 Operating poker machines ain't legal in Texas.
你谁啊 警察吗 So what are you, a cop?
那倒不是 但如果达不成协议 No, no, I'm just a guy who might call the cops, you know,
我可能会报警 if we don't come to an arrangement.
可以点餐了吗 Can I take your order?
谢谢 亲爱的 Thank you, honey.
我超想吃软炸牛排 You know, I got a hankering for chicken fried steak.
浇上肉汁 但必须是奶油肉汁 Gravy on top, but only if it's cream gravy.
再来一份土豆泥 奶油肉汁要多多的 And the mashed potatoes with more cream and gravy on top.
还有一杯冰茶 And, uh, ice tea when you can.
这个不要肉汁 No gravy on that.
你们两位呢 And how about for you two?
我要去一下洗手间 I'm gonna use your restroom.
他知道我喜欢吃什么 He knows what I like.
你这就溜了 You're leaving?
我要尿尿 I got to tinkle.
给我来一份华夫饼吧 I guess I'll have the waffles,
那位女士要... and the lady will have, um...
也要华夫饼 ...also waffles.
意下如何 So, what do you think?
丹尼斯 我可拿不了主意 Well, Dennis, I'm not the guy to talk to.
等大姐头上完厕所再接着谈吧 Uh, why don't we wait for the boss to finish tinkling?
但我得告诉你 我还是第一次被人勒索 But I do got to tell you, this is my first shakedown.
别说什么勒索 Don't think of it like that.
生意场上的事情罢了 It's just a business arrangement.
我做了三十八年生意 Well, I've been a businessman for 38 years,
还真没被威胁过一次 and I don't think I've ever been threatened before.
你做什么生意 What kind of business you in?
听见了吗 Hello?
你做的什么生意 What kind of business you in?
美容师 Groomer.
狗狗美容师 Dog groomer, yeah.
猫也勉强可以 但我最爱狗狗 Cats if you make me, but I pretty much love the doggies.
给鸟美过容吗 You ever do birds?
没有 鸟有羽毛 No. Birds got feathers,
它们... 可以自己打扮自己 and they're... they're self-grooming, pretty much.
猫好像也会给自己舔毛 Yeah, I always thought cats were self-grooming.
大家都这么觉得 但其实不然 Well, people think that, but, no. No, you got to...
偶尔还是得给它们洗个澡 You got to dip a cat once in a while.
好吧 Well, okay then.
你想去哪儿 Where are you going?
丹尼斯 我先给你道个歉 Dennis, I am really sorry about this.
有什么需要 May I help you?
没热水了 There's no hot water.
遵守规定的人才有 There is for rule followers.
你不能擅自停掉热水 You can't just turn off the hot water.
- 没错 - 就是 - Yeah. - Yeah.
如果你们想享受文明社会福利 If you want the benefits of civilization,
就得遵守文明社会的规矩 you have to behave in a civilized manner.
你们自己决定 The decision is yours.
我不用纸笔也能把你们记上小本本 I don't need a pen and paper to take names.
你 你叫什么 You. What's your name?
我会查清楚的 到时候有你好果子吃 You know I'll find out and there will be consequences.
喂 你干什... Hey, what are you...