《小谢尔顿》第六季 第7集
《小谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
我跟家里说了怀孕的事情 So I told my folks about the baby.
然后呢 And?
他们说我只能靠自己了 They told me I'm on my own.
他们不想跟我有任何瓜葛 They want nothing to do with me.
给点时间 他们也许能想通 Give it a minute. They still might come around.
我都没说孩子的父亲才十七岁 I didn't even get to the part where the father's 17 years old.
下次就有的说了 Something fun for next time.
欢迎光临金刚漫画店 我是米西 Welcome to King Kong Comics. I'm Missy.
有任何问题都可以问我 If you have any questions, please let me know.
我没有问题 I don't have any questions,
我比你更了解漫画 I know more about comic books than you do.
很好 如果你有需要 Cool. If you need something,
请到前台找我 我在那里工作 I'll be at the front counter... where I work.
这里很好 This is nice.
是的 但这不是约会 Yep. But it's not a date.
- 只是晚餐 - 没错 - Just dinner. - Right.
- 两个有了孩子的人一起吃 - 小乔 - For two people having a baby. - Georgie...
他们最近还滚了一晚上床单 Who recently spent a night of lovemaking together.
别说了 Please stop.
我只想知道我们来这里做什么 I just want to know what we're doing here.
我们要吃晚饭 We're having dinner,
我要点两道甜点 and I'm ordering two desserts.
别弄复杂了 Don't complicate it.
不是吧 Oh, no.
怎么了 What?
我爸妈 My parents.
很好 我们应该去打个招呼吗 Cool. Should we say hi?
我们应该跑 We should run.
别这样 Oh, just stop it.
妈 Hi, Mom.
爸 Dad.
阿曼达 Amanda.
嘿 宝贝 Hey, sweetie.
这是我的... This is my, uh...
这是小乔 This is Georgie.
很高兴见到你们 Hey, nice to meet y'all.
好的 Okay.
所以 这就是孩子父亲吗 So, this is the father?
自豪的父亲 Proud father.
非常自豪 Very proud.
你多大了 How old are you?
- 到三月份我就... - 其实小乔 - In March, I'll be... - Georgie actually
经营一家自助洗衣店 manages a laundromat.
他非常成功 He's very successful.
我爸也自己开店 My dad runs his own business, too.
真的吗 你开什么店 Really? What do you do?
我有一家轮胎店 就在... I own the tire shop up over there on...
你多大了 How old are you?
年纪大到该懂事了 Well, old enough to know better.
最重要的是 Most important is,
不管我们是不是一对 I'm here for Mandy and the baby
我都会坚守在曼迪和孩子身边 Whether we're a couple or not.
等等 你们还没在一起吗 Wait, now hold on a second, y'all ain't together?
好问题 Good question.
在不在一起 到底哪样 You are or you aren't? Which is it?
这是我们自己的事情 That's our business.
这是她的人生 Well... it is her life.
帐付过了 The bill is paid.
我们要走了 We're leaving.
见到你们真高兴 It was nice to meet you.
我们也是 Yeah, you too.
- 吉米 - 来了 - Jim. - All right.
你觉得他们对我满意吗 You think they liked me?
在收集的世界里 In the world of collecting,
我就是所谓的完美主义者 I'm what's known as a completist.
比如 我有各种大小的火车模型 For example, I own every gauge of model train
从很大的G型号 from the mighty "G,"
到很小的T型号 to the tiny "T."
看看这个多可爱 我只想把它吃掉 Look at how cute it is, I just want to eat it up.
但是 完美主义者的缺点 However, the downside of being a completist
体现在藏品缺失的时候 is when something's missing,
这就像一道抓不到的痒 it's like an itch you can't scratch,
即便拥有一整套 even if you own a complete set
正义联盟的痒痒挠也挠不到 of Justice League back scratchers...
但我确实有 which I do.
在这次的情况下 这道痒就是漫画书 In this case that itch was the comic book issue
《末日巡逻队和自杀小队》首期特刊 Doom Patrol and Suicide Squad Special #1.
什么意思 你卖掉了 What do you mean, you sold it?
有人给我钱 Somebody gave me money,
我给他们漫画书 and I gave them the comic book.
这里的规矩就是这样 That's kind of how things work here.
但意见簿上有留言 But there was a note on file.
如果有货了 If one became available,
那就应该给我留一本 it was supposed to be held for me.
对不起 Sorry.
但是意见簿上有留言 But there was a note on file.
我没看见留言 I didn't see a note.
你连意见簿都没翻过吧 Did you even check the file?
我帮不了你 漫画已经卖完了 I can't help you. The comic is gone.
那你卖给谁了 Well, who'd you sell it to?
我不知道 某个人吧 I don't know, some guy.
哪个人 Which guy?
一个奇怪的人 Some weird guy.
这不能缩小范围 你知道的 That doesn't narrow it down, and you know it.
你跟曼迪的晚饭怎么样 How was your dinner with Mandy?
我们碰见了她父母 We ran into her parents.
那你们聊得怎么样 Oh, and how did that go?
别扭得不能再别扭了 About as weird as you'd think.
他们还是不想跟她有瓜葛吗 They still don't want anything to do with her?
是的 她很难过 Nope. She was pretty upset.
可怜的孩子 Poor thing.
妈妈怀孕的时候 你对她生气了吗 Were you mad at Mom for getting pregnant?
是的 Oh, yeah.
你当时不跟她说话吗 Did you stop talking to her?
当然不会 我想让她知道我有多生气 Hell no, I wanted her to hear how pissed off I was.
但是所有跟她生的气 But all that being mad at her
都只是在浪费时间 just was a waste of time.
那你怎么又想通了 What made you come around?
你出生了 I guess you showing up.
我确实天生就有魅力 对吧 I do have a natural charm, don't I?
你确实有 You did,
但那是在你学会说话之前 and then you learned to talk.
你好 Hello?
你好 内森 我是谢尔顿·库珀 Hello, Nathan. Sheldon Cooper.
嘿 你好吗 Oh, hey. How's it going?
很不好 谢谢关心 Terrible, thank you for asking.
我了解到你之前 I understand that you recently purchased
从金刚漫画买了一本 Doom Patrol Suicide Squad Special Issue #1?
《末日巡逻队和自杀小队》首期特刊 from King Kong Comics.
是啊 我找了好久呢 Yeah, I've been trying to track it down forever.
我也是 本来是给我预留的 Me too. They were supposed to hold it for me.
我在意见簿上留言了 I had a note on file.
漫画店的女生什么也没说 The girl there didn't say anything.
那个女生就是我妹妹 That "Girl there" Is my sister,
她就不该卖给你 因为我在意见簿上留言了 and she should have because I had a note on file.
你妹妹在漫画店上班 好酷 Your sister works there? That's so cool.
有什么酷的 If it was cool,
不然《末日巡逻队和自杀小队》首期特刊就是我的了 I would have Doom Patrol Suicide Squad Special Issue #1.
是啊 在我手里 感觉真棒 Yeah, I have it. It's great.
卖给我吧 Let me buy it from you.
抱歉 小朋友 做不到啊 Ooh. Sorry, little man. No can do.
求你了 我收藏的漫画 Please, it's the only thing I need
就差这一本了 to complete my collection.
我跟你说 I'll tell you what,
你知道《秘密战争》第八期吧 you know Secret Wars #8?
你是说蜘蛛侠得到黑色战衣的那一本 When Spider-Man receives his black costume?
是的 我知道 Yeah, I'm familiar.
嗯 我收藏的漫画 Yeah, well, I need it
还差那本 to complete my collection.
你要是有 我们就交换 Find it and Suicide Squadis yours.
我明白了 You got it.
拜拜 Ciao.
我使命必达 I was on a mission.
我只需要 All I had to do was
求助互联网的力量 turn to the power of the Internet for help.
只可惜 在1992年 Unfortunately in 1992,
互联网还有很长的路要走 that power had a long way to go.
我还有点怀念那声音呢 I do kind of miss that sound.
麦卡利斯特先生 还记得我吗 Hey, Mr. McAllister, remember me?
我怎么会忘了你呢 You're kind of hard to forget.
谢谢 我想跟您聊一聊 Thank you. I was hoping we could talk.
现在可能不太合适... You know, this might not be the best time...
他在这干什么 What's he doing here?
您也在这里工作啊 您好 You work here, too. Hi.
- 他想来聊聊 - 好啊 - He wanted to talk. - Great.
那就来聊聊我们夫妻俩 Let's talk about how we busted our butts
费心费力地供阿曼达上大学 to send Amanda to college,
给她我们从来没有过的机会 give her opportunities we never had,
结果现在她大着肚子 and now she's knocked up
又回梅德福了 and right back in Medford.
那就聊聊啊 Let's talk about that.
我姥姥总是说 Well, my meemaw likes to say
每个小孩都是上天的礼物 that every baby brings a little luck.
对... 她总这么说 Yeah, that's... what she likes to say.
我知道你们很失望 Look, I know you're not happy about it,
但是你们马上就要有外孙了 but you're gonna have a grandkid.
跟曼迪断绝关系也改变不了事实 And cutting Mandy out ain't gonna change that.
他说得没错 He's not wrong.
但也没对到哪儿去 Well, he's not right either.
这也未必是坏事 You know, it doesn't necessarily have to be a bad thing.
我妈妈怀上我的时候 My mom got pregnant with me
还没和我爸结婚 before she and my dad got married.
你打算跟我女儿结婚 So you're gonna marry my daughter?
要是她不拒绝的话 Well, if she'd stop saying "No."
你看 Well, that's something.
- 吉姆 - 好吧 - Jim. - All right.
她为什么不愿意跟你结婚 Why won't she marry you?
你有什么问题 What's wrong with you?
难说 Tough to say.
也许是我太有野心 总是把工作放第一位 Maybe I'm too ambitious and put work first sometimes.
还真别说 我也是 You know what, I do the same thing.
我确实是啊 I do.
很高兴见到你们 Well, it was lovely to see you both.
咱们以后可以再聊聊 Maybe someday you can tell me more
轮胎这一行 肯定很有趣 about the tire business. I bet it's fascinating.
那太好了 Oh, well, I'd like that.
我儿子对这行根本没兴趣 You know, my son takes no interest in it.
那是他的损失 His loss.
再见 库珀先生 Goodbye, Mr. Cooper.
再见 女士 Goodbye, ma'am.
全钢子午胎 是谁发明的 Steel-belted radials, who came up with that?
是米其林 Oh, that was Michelin.
对了 当然了 Oh, yeah. There you go.
他先问我的 He asked.
谢尔顿... Sheldon...
早啊 Hello.
都还满意吗 需要我帮你拿点什么吗 Are you comfortable? Can I get you anything?
那就来杯水吧 I wouldn't say no to a water.
我不是认真的 你在我的办公桌上干什么 I wasn't being sincere. Why are you at my desk?
我要用你的调制解调器看我的布告栏 I needed to use your modem to check my bulletin board.
你怎么不去图书馆 Why can't you use the library?
哎呀 那样我就见不到你了啊 Then I wouldn't get to see you, silly.
有人回复我了 Ooh, I got a response.
一个叫红狼的人 Someone named RedWolf
手里有我想要的漫画 has the comic I'm looking for.
- 真不错 - 天哪 - Oh, joy. - Oh, dear.
有个叫沙雕MC的人想买 Someone named Sucka MC just offered to buy it.
精彩 Riveting.
红狼同意了 完蛋了 RedWolf sold it. This is a disaster.
怎么这样啊 让开 That's too bad. Move.
这留言板一点也不好用 These message boards are so frustrating.
你得先发布你想要的东西 You have to post what you're looking for,
但愿能有人能回复 then hope someone responds,
你还得在一个叫沙雕MC的人 and then hope you see the reply
买走之前看见消息 before they sell it to someone named Sucka MC.
你肯定很沮丧吧 抱歉 Oh, you're frustrated? I'm sorry.
真是不敢想象你有多痛苦 I can only imagine what that feels like.
为什么没有漫画书数据库呢 Too bad there's not a comic book database
那样我就可以检索我想找的漫画了 so I could search through it and find what I'm looking for.
欧洲核子研究组织有个类似的系统 Well, CERN has something similar.
可以检索科研论文数据库 You can search a database of scientific papers.
但是没有漫画书的数据库啊 But there's no database for comic books.
你去开发一个吧 去别的地方开发 You should make one. Somewhere else.
好像很麻烦啊 Mmm, sounds like a lot of work.
这可有意思啦 Or does it sound like a lot of fun?
快去研究研究 Go find out.
你想跟我一起吗 Do you want to do it with me?
除非你分我一半功劳 我的名字写前面 Only if you share credit, and my name comes first.
算了吧 Never mind.
我就知道他吃这套 I knew that would work.
你搞什么鬼 What the hell were you thinking?
你干了什么 What'd you do?
我做了什么 What'd I do?
你背着我去找了我爸妈 You went and talked to my folks behind my back?
你啊 乔治 Oh, Georgie.
我只是想帮他们修复关系 I was trying to patch things up between 'em.
这不关你的事 That's none of your business.
我们的宝宝是他们的外孙啊 Our baby's gonna be their grandkid.
所以呢 So?
所以我们需要免费的保姆啊 So we're gonna need free babysitters.
这倒没说错 He's got you on that one.
他们把我逐出家门 They cut me off.
如果想要参与到宝宝的生活里来 If they want to be a part of this kid's life,
他们就得先道歉 then they can start by apologizing.
我不清楚 但你妈不像是 I don't know, your mom don't seem like
那种会道歉的妹子 the apologetic type of gal.
是吗 你现在变成我爸妈专家啦 Oh, so now you're the expert on my parents?
你爸我已经搞定了 I got a handle on your dad.
但你妈是个硬茬 难对付一点 Your mom, she's a tougher nut.
她有点像你 She kind of reminds me of you.
你自己觉得这事干得蠢不蠢 You think that was smart or dumb?
蠢 Dumb.
米西 我要和你们经理谈谈 Missy, I need to speak with your manager.
我不是故意要卖掉你那本破书的 I didn't mean to sell your stupid comic book.
跟那个没关系 It's not about that,
尽管我还是很伤心 although I'm still upset about that,
而且可能余生都会继续伤心 and will be for as long as I live.
那你要跟他说什么 Then why do you need to talk to him for?
我有个商业建议 I have a business proposal.
这涉及到新兴的信息学领域 It touches on the burgeoning field of informatics
- 还可能带来革命性的... - 奈哲 - and could revolutionize... - Nigel!
这是干嘛 What are you doing?
没什么 平平无奇的糟糕一天 Oh, you know, just one of them days.
把酒放回去 Put that back.
跟你分着喝 I'll split it with you.
不行 No.
好吧 Fine.
怎么回事 What's going on?
阿曼达在生我的气 Mandy's pissed at me.
应该的 I believe that.
他父母肯定也在生气 Pretty sure her folks are, too.
她把你介绍给她父母了吗 She introduced you to her folks?
算是我自己介绍了 Mmm, I sort of introduced myself to them,
效果还不太好 and it didn't go great.
人家没朝你的屁股开几枪 Well, you're ass ain't full of buckshot,
已经算不错了 so it could have gone worse.
我不知道 感觉很糟 I don't know, it feels pretty bad.
你外公有次揍了我一拳 Your Pop Pop decked me once.
- 不是吧 - 真揍了 - No. - Oh, yeah.
给了我好看 但后来问题都解决了 Got me good. But it all worked out.
他最后喜欢上你了 He end up liking you?
他最后死了 He died.
所以 如果你让我建一个可搜索的数据库 So if you let me build a searchable database
把你的书名都录进去 那么理论上 of all your titles, then theoretically,
世界上的所有人都能看到你这里有什么书 anyone in the world can see your inventory.
听起来不错 That sounds all right.
何止不错 这是场革命 All right? This is revolutionary.
其他的漫画书店也将纷纷效仿 Other comic book stores will follow suit,
而有一天 如果有人想找 and someday, if you want to find
《末日巡逻队和自杀小队》首期特刊 Doom Patrol and Suicide Squad Special Issue #1,
只要输入名字就行了 then all you'll have to do is type it in.
我刚卖出去一本 I just sold one of those.
也不看别人有没有留言预约 Despite the note on file,
但过去的就让它过去 but that's water under the bridge.
所以 你会免费帮我 So you're gonna input
把所有库存都输入到数据库里去 my whole inventory free of charge?
- 没错 - 那你能不能晚上来录 - Yes. - Well, can you do it
这样不会打扰我做生意 at night so you're not in the way?
我九点半要上床睡觉 My bedtime is 9:30,
所以满打满算只有两小时 so that's a solid two hours.
那里可有很多漫画书 Well, there's a lot of comics here.
大概要多久 How long is this gonna take?
这可是项大工程 你愿意帮忙吗 This is quite the undertaking. Would you like to help?
当然了 You got it.
米西 你今晚要加晚班喽 Missy, you're working late tonight.
该死的谢尔顿 Freaking Sheldon.
真不敢相信我一晚上都要待在这 Can't believe this is how I'm spending my night.
我知道 独自待在漫画书店里 I know, alone in a comic book store.
简直梦想成真 A dream come true.
那你的梦想还真是悲哀 Your dreams are sad.
至少它们已经实现了 Hmm. At least they've been realized.
所以 我们要做什么 So what do we got to do?
只要拿起每本书 We just need to take every comic book
把书名和版号输进电脑里就行 and input the title and issue number into the computer.
行 我来报 你来打 Fine, I'll call them out, you type them up.
《新少年泰坦》第四十二期 New Teen Titans #42.
搞定 Got it.
《新少年泰坦》第四十三期 New Teen Titans #43.
搞定 Got it.
《新变种人》第八十七期 New Mutants #87.
为什么《新变种人》接在《新少年泰坦》后面啊 Why would New Mutants be next to New Teen Titans?
因为都是"新"开头的 Because they both start with "New"?
但一个是漫威一个是DC But one's Marvel and the other's DC.
你总不会把《海王》和《海底人》放一起吧 Would you put Aquaman and Sub-Mariner next to each other?
不知道 他们有鱼这个共同话题 I don't know, they could talk about fish.
真是疯了 This is madness.
得先解决这个问题 I have to fix this.
但我们在这不是为了把名字输进电脑里吗 Aren't we here to type stuff into the computer?
两个一起做也不是不行 There's no reason we can't do both.
那得干到下辈子 It's gonna take forever.
我们可以叫些帮手 We could use some help.
打烊后的漫画屋 A comic book store after hours.
完全是梦想成真 It's a dream come true.
我们还要排列好这些书 And we get to organize it.
我们不用的 We don't have to.
别听她胡说 Don't listen to her,
她不理解这份梦想的伟大 she doesn't appreciate the dream.
有什么事吗 May I help you?
你是玛丽·库珀吗 Are you Mary Cooper?
我是 您是哪位 I am, and you are?
吉姆·麦卡利斯特 Jim McAllister.
曼迪的爸爸 I'm Mandy's dad.
是您 Oh! Oh...
乔治 George!
好 所以我们一致同意 Okay, so we're agreed,
这里放漫威 这里放DC we'll have Marvel over here, DC over there,
地下漫画放在后面 and indies in the back.
但每个区里要怎么排呢 But within each section, how do we organize them?
按标题的字母顺序来 Alphabetical, by title.
但这样一来 你就得把《超凡蜘蛛侠》放到A But then you'd have Amazing Spidermanin the A's,
《神奇蜘蛛侠》放到S Spectacular Spiderman in the S's,
《蜘蛛侠之网》放到W了 and Web of Spiderman in the W's.
你发现有多疯狂了吧 You see the insanity.
好吧 那我们就按照主角名的字母顺序排列 Okay. So we'll do it alphabetical by character.
那《超人的朋友:吉米·奥尔森》 But then we file Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen
是按吉米的"吉"还是超人的"超"排列 under "J" For "Jimmy" Or "S" For "Superman"?
按我要回家的"我"排列怎么样 How about under "I" For I'm going home.
或者我们疯狂一点 按照作者来排列呢 What if we go crazy and organize them by artist?
所有史蒂夫·迪科的作品放在一起 说干就干 All the Steve Ditkos in one place? 'Nuff said.
好啊 Yeah.
吉米 你的女儿是个很好的姑娘 So, Jim, your daughter is just lovely.
谢了 你的儿子 Oh, thanks. And, uh, your son seems...
挺勇敢的 ...brave.
勇敢 愚蠢 Brave, dumb,
二者择其一吧 it's a coin toss.
我们能帮到你什么 What can we help you with?
就是 我这有些钱 Oh, well, uh, I got some money here,
希望你们能帮我转交给曼迪 and I was just hoping y'all could give it to Mandy.
她在我妈妈家 就在街对面 She's just right across the street at my mom's.
你可以亲自给她 You could give it to her yourself.
不用了 这样做我可能就得离婚 Oh, no, I couldn't do that and stay married.
听上去我们的老婆很像 Sounds like we got the same wife.
乔治 George.
只是想活跃一下气氛 亲爱的 Just trying to lighten the mood, honey.
我会转交给她的 I-I'll make sure she gets it.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我相信你的妻子一定会回心转意的 I'm sure your wife will come around eventually.
我希望她看到宝宝时 Well, I'm hoping that when she sees the baby,
她的铁石心肠能软化一些 that ice cube in her chest might start to melt.
没错 就是同一个老婆 Yep, same wife.
别这样 很好笑啊 Come on, it's funny.
所以你只要输入 So, you can just type in
你想找的漫画 whatever comic you're looking for,
电脑就能告诉你哪里有卖的 and the computer will tell you who has it?
只要有足够多的人 Once enough people enter their inventories
把库存上传到数据库就可以 in the database, yes.
真酷 That's really cool.
你会说这是革命性的成就吗 Would you say it's revolutionary?
我会 I would.
你能说吗 Will you?
这是革命性的成就 It's revolutionary.
谢了 Thanks.
这可以用来编目其它东西吗 Could it be used to catalog other things?
可以 它可以被应用到任何地方 Yes, the applications are endless.
所以可以制造一个 So there could be a database of,
怎么说呢 单身女性的数据库 I don't know, available women?
单身做什么 Available for what?
到我这个地步 做什么都行 At this point, anything.
可以有一个科研拨款的数据库 Ooh, there could be ones for scientific grants.
当然 或者是单身女性数据库 Yeah, or my idea.
寻找科研拨款那么费时 Finding grants is such a time-consuming process.
如果能够有一个中央数据库 If there was a centralized database,
科研界就会完全改变 it would change the research landscape entirely.
这样也可以吧 Yeah, that's cool, I guess.
而且因为人们根本不知道那些拨款 And many grants never get applied for
它们从来没有被申请过 because people don't know about them,
所以这对申请人和拨款人都有益 so this would be good for the grantor and the grantee.
要不我们还是先完成这事 Well, shouldn't we finish this first?
这个主意太重大了 不能耽误 This idea is too big to wait.
我得走了 你能锁门吗 I got to go. Will you lock up?
我要偷好多东西 I'm gonna steal so much stuff.
干什么 What?
我错了 你吼我吧 I was wrong, go ahead and yell at me.
这不是你决定的 我想吼我才会吼 It's not up to you. I decide when I'm gonna yell.
那你想吼吗 Okay, which way you leaning?
你到底有什么毛病 你去我爸的店里干吗 What the hell is wrong with you? You went to his store?
是你爸的店吗 Is it his? 'Cause your mom
你妈妈看起来才是老大 seems to be calling all the shots.
那是我爸的车吗 Is that my dad's truck?
曼迪不会跟她妈妈道歉 Well, Mandy's not gonna apologize to her mom,
她妈妈也不会跟她道歉 and her mom's not gonna apologize to her,
所以我得想个办法调解她们 so I got to figure out some way to broker the peace.
或许我们可以邀请她们来吃晚饭 Maybe we could have everyone over here for dinner.
玛丽 你这招什么时候凑效过 Mary, when has that ever worked?
食物可以治愈人 乔治 Food is healing, George.
你应该很清楚 You should know.
怎么 我只是活跃一下气氛 What? I'm just lightening the mood.
你在这干什么 What are you doing here?
嗨 亲爱的 Oh, hi, sweetie.
嗨 你在这做什么 Yeah, hi. What are you doing here?
曼迪 你的父母很想你 Mandy, your mom and dad miss you.
那就直接来找我啊 Then they should be talking to me.
你知道你妈妈有多倔 Well, you know how stubborn your mom can be.
我太知道了 Too well.
但是 But, uh...
可能不只是她一个人性格那么倔 maybe she's not the only one being stubborn.
你说什么 Excuse me?
我去找你们求助 但是你们却把我逐出家门 I came to you for help and you kicked me out.
大家都冷静一下 Okay, how about we all take a breath.
- 我可以做布朗尼 - 玛丽 - Ooh, I could make brownies. - Mary.
听着 这是我的人生 Look, this is my life.
如果你们想参与进来 If y'all want to be a part of it,
你知道在哪能找到我 you know where to find me.
- 是啊 - 别帮我 - Yeah. - Oh, don't help me.
很高兴见到你 麦卡利斯特先生 Good to see you, Mr. McAllister.
别跟着我 Quit following me.
做点吃的就不会这么尴尬了 Food would have helped.
就像三十四页上的表格显示的 So, as you can see on the chart on page 34,
花在寻找拨款上的时间 the amount of time spent searching for grants
能够减少80% would be cut by 80%.
你知道这能为科学界做什么吗 Do you see what this could do for the scientific community?
是的 我们能向 Yes. We could charge an access fee
所有使用这个的大学收费 to every university on the planet,
然后我就能在巴哈马群岛的游艇上 and I can retire on a yacht
享受退休生活了 in the Bahamas.
你没听清楚重点 You're missing the point.
对 对 对 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
对科学有益 我很喜欢 Uh, good for science. I love it.
那么 下一步就是让法律部门介入 So, our next step is we get legal involved
就可以开始拟合同了 and start drawing up the contracts.
我们不应该先造一个原型 Shouldn't we build a working prototype first
来证明这是可行的吗 to prove it's viable?
你觉得它可行吗 Well, do you think it's viable?
- 我觉得可行 - 那就好 - I do. - Well, that's good enough for me.
我给法律部打电话 I'll call legal.
等等 那我要做什么 Wait, what should I do?
给你一块钱 Here's a dollar.
我请你喝巧克力饮料 Go get yourself a Yoo-hoo on me.
好 All right.