小谢尔顿
第六季 第12集
前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
看完我会和你说的 Well, I will watch this and let you know.
她明摆着在撩你 She was totally hitting on you.
她只是想租电影罢了 All she did was rent a movie.
但她笑得跟朵花儿似的 还摸你的胳膊 Yeah, and then she laughed and she touched your arm.
- 教科书式撩汉 - 我又不是故意的 - That's textbook flirting. - I wasn't trying to.
我想说的是 没人在束缚你 All I'm saying is you're not tied down.
你十七岁的儿子把我女儿搞怀孕了 I'm getting parenting advice from a woman
你竟然还给我提育儿建议 whose 17-year-old son got my daughter pregnant.
成熟一点 给你女儿打电话 把事情说开 Grow up, call your daughter, and make it right.
现在就打 Now.
- 我得先... - 别废话 - Well, I need... - I said now.
我是要说 I was gonna say
我需要她的电话号码 I need the phone number.
你有笔吗 Do you have a pen?
每种文化都有它独特的传统 Every culture has its own traditions to celebrate
来庆祝人生大事 important life events:
受诫礼 bar mitzvahs,
成人礼 quincea?eras,
宝宝首次漫展 baby's first Comic-Con.
我最爱的就是葬礼和迎婴派对 My favorites are funeral and baby shower.
这是唯二为你举行 They're the only two thrown in your honor
而你却不用出席的活动 you're not expected to attend.
爱了 Love it.
互相送礼之后 Oh, and after we do gifts,
我们可以抱着曼迪的肚子拍照 we could take pictures holding Mandy's belly.
不要 No.
好吧 Okay.
看这个 Here's one.
往奶瓶里装满果汁 We can fill baby bottles with juice
然后看谁最先喝完 and see who can drink it the fastest.
- 别喝我瓶子里面的 - 为什么 - Don't go drinking out of my bottle. - Why?
因为里面不是果汁 'Cause it ain't gonna be juice.
到底什么时候办 When is this thing anyways?
星期天 Sunday.
糟了 Oh, shoot.
我那天约了安泊尔 得放鸽子了 I got a date with Amber. I got to cancel.
没喊你来 You ain't invited.
我是孩子他爹阿 But I'm the dad.
男性止步 《南方公园》说的 No boys allowed. Southern Living says so.
- 安泊尔是谁 - 和我约会的一个女生 - Who is Amber? - A girl I'm seeing.
曼迪知道吗 Does Mandy know?
- 知道什么 - 没事 - Know what? - Oh, nothing.
其实这是她的主意 It was actually her idea.
什么 安泊尔吗 我当然知道 What, Amber? Oh, yeah, I know.
- 她离过婚 - 啥 - She's divorced. - What?
没事 她不老 Don't worry, she ain't old.
只是结婚太早 It's just she got married too young.
好吧 Okay. Uh...
曼迪 So, Mandy,
你有没有想过 have you given any thought
要邀请哪些家人或者朋友来呢 to which friends or family you want to invite?
鉴于这种情况 Well, given the circumstances,
我想把动静弄小点 I'm thinking maybe we keep it small.
是因为他们还不知道这事吗 'Cause your friends don't know about this?
他们不仅不知道这回事 还不认识这男人 They don't know about this. They don't know about that.
他们啥都不知道 They don't know about any of it.
能邀请你妈妈吗 Can I invite your mom?
看来不行 That's a no.
我们真心希望她能来 Well... we would love to have her,
但都看你决定啦 but it's totally up to you.
行吧 Fine.
好极了 Great.
真能好吗 Is it great?
我又想到一个游戏 Oh, I thought of another game we could play.
- 先把巧克力融进尿不湿里 - 重新想 - First, you melt chocolate in a diaper... - Keep thinking.
我们在想游戏玩吗 We're coming up with games to play?
我有个好主意 智能动物科技 Because I have a good one: intelligent animal technology.
举个例子 如果犀牛有智慧 For example, if rhinoceroses were intelligent,
它们怎么打字呢 how would they type?
这是曼迪的迎婴派对 This is for Mandy's baby shower.
那我不想去 Oh. I don't want to go to that.
谢天谢地 仅限女士 Thankfully, it's for ladies only.
是啊 连孩子他爹都不行 Yeah, even if you're the father.
你为什么想去 Why do you want to go?
孩子出生那天我都会去 结果这个派对却不行 Well, I'm gonna be at the birth, but I can't go to the party?
你怎么确定孩子出生那天就让你去了 How do you know she wants you at the birth?
那谁去接住宝宝啊 Who's gonna catch the baby?
你不会想在那儿的 You may not want to be there.
挺艰难的 It's a rough one.
乔治 George.
你说得对 亲爱的 Oh, you're right, dear.
那个动人心弦的场面我永生难忘 It's a beautiful event which I will never forget.
等等 你口口声声说场面十分动人 Wait, you said it was beautiful
但你脸上的表情却是十分冻人 and then made a face to imply that it wasn't.
所以 到底是哪个 So, which is it?
天哪 谢尔顿 生小孩很恶心的 Oh, my God, Sheldon, it's disgusting.
那为啥不直说呢 He could've just said that.
星期天有场很棒的比赛 Pretty good game Sunday,
- 要不你和我一起去看吧 - 好 - if you want to watch with me instead. - All right.
你应该也喊上曼迪的爸爸和弟弟一起去看 You should invite Mandy's dad and brother to join you.
太尴尬了 都还不认识他们 It might be awkward. Don't really know them.
去了你们就认识了 That's how you get to know them.
是啊 是啊 Yeah, yeah.
等等 我不用去看吧 Wait, I don't have to watch football, do I?
- 不用 - 别 - No. - Please don't.
真好 Sweet.
嗨 吉姆 Hi, Jim.
嘿 玛丽 你好啊 Hey, Mary. Good to see you.
要买轮胎吗 You looking for some tires?
其实我是来找你老婆的 Actually, I'm looking for your wife.
你不是又来吼她的吧 You're not gonna yell at her again, are you?
不是不是 No, no.
你确定吗 Okay, you sure about that?
我不介意在旁边吃个瓜 'Cause I wouldn't mind seeing it.
我只是来给她送邀请函 I just wanted to drop off an invitation
请她参加曼迪的迎婴派对 to Mandy's baby shower.
那真是... 太感谢你了 Oh. Well, that's-that's real kind of you.
乔治想邀请你一起 And George is hoping that you'll come over
跟他和小乔去看比赛 and watch the game with him and Georgie.
听起来不错 Huh. Well, that sounds like fun.
也欢迎你儿子一起 And your son is welcome, too.
说实话 康纳对橄榄球和棒球运动 All right, well, you know, Connor ain't all that much
不太感兴趣 into football or baseball.
射击也是 涉及球状物的事情他都不爱 Or, shoot, anything with a ball, really.
你要是来的话 Well, if you do come,
乔治会准备熏牛腩的 I know that George is making brisket.
熏牛腩加橄榄球 Brisket and football?
你可真会开条件 Well, you drive a hard bargain.
你好 玛丽 Hello, Mary.
你好 Hi.
那好 我要去帮... All right, well, I'm gonna go help, uh...
某个家伙 somebody.
上次 我俩一开始就闹不愉快 I want to apologize for getting off
我为此道歉 on the wrong foot last time.
你说我是个糟糕的母亲那次吗 Oh. You mean when you called me a terrible mother?
但重点是 你跟曼迪又开始联系了 The important thing is you and Mandy are talking again.
我这次来是给你们送 Anyway, I just wanted to drop off
她迎婴派对的邀请函 this invitation to her, uh, baby shower.
谢谢邀请我 Thank you for including me.
当然要 Of course.
欢迎 是个女宝宝 和我们一起庆祝吧
她怀的是个女孩 You'd think her own mother would know
当妈的居然不知道 she was having a girl.
小乔不想提前知道性别 Well, Georgie wants it to be a surprise,
所以她没告诉几个人 so she's barely told anyone.
她告诉了你 She told you.
没几个人 Barely.
要是你能来帮忙 you know what'd be great
筹备迎婴派对 那就更好了 is if you could come and help us plan it.
我会去的 谢谢你 I'd like that. Thank you very much.
一言为定 Then it's settled.
那... 代我向你丈夫说声再见 All right, please, uh, say goodbye to your husband.
你可以亲自说再见 Well, you can tell him yourself.
他就躲在那堆轮胎后面 He's hiding behind that stack of tires.
再见 Bye.
请进 It's open.
您好 Hello.
请问我可否申请 I was wondering
这周日进实验室 if I could have access to the lab on Sunday.
- 周日我不在这儿 - 您会在哪儿 - I'm not here on Sunday. - Where will you be?
我要是告诉你 你会去找我的 If I tell you that, you might go there.
我跟您说过了 我会在实验室 Well, I told you where I'll be: the lab.
那好吧 钥匙在这 随便用 How about this? Here's the key. Go nuts.
但我仍未成年 需要成年人陪同 But I'm a minor. I require adult supervision.
我不会告诉其他人 I won't tell anyone.
我会 我守不住秘密 I will. I'm quite the tattler.
那你就只能等到周一 Then you'll have to wait till Monday.
但我周日得找理由离开家 But I'm trying to get out of the house on Sunday.
为什么 Why?
被我哥搞大肚子的女人的爸爸和弟弟 The father and the brother of the woman
要来跟我的哥哥和爸爸 my brother impregnated are coming over to watch sports
一起看体育比赛 with my brother and my father.
你是想正设法逃离一场男人间培养感情的聚会 So you're trying to avoid a male bonding experience?
不惜任何代价 At all cost.
孩子 你要知道 作为科研人员 You know, son, as scientists,
我们时常需要与陌生人一起合作 we're often teamed with people that we don't know.
培养关系 建立友谊的能力 The ability to bond and build relationships,
你必须得学会 that's... that's an essential skill.
您的建议是 让我将这次聚会 So you're suggesting I use this gathering
视作一次练习的机会吗 as an opportunity to better those skills?
正是 Exactly.
好的 我会尝试 Very well. I'll give it a go.
- 棒极了 - 您要来参加吗 - Great. - Would you like to join us?
- 不了 - 为什么 您要去哪儿 - I can't. - Why? Where will you be?
各位 我们可以来点简单而浪漫的 So, I was thinking we could do something sweet and simple,
比如搞个花园派对 like a garden party.
听起来不错 Oh, that sounds good.
我知道曼迪不喜欢兴师动众 I know Mandy doesn't like to make a big fuss.
啥时候的事 Since when?
那孩子总是想成为人们关注的焦点 That girl has always wanted to be the center of attention.
好吧 你肯定是最了解她的 Oh, well, I guess you would know.
花园派对听起来还行 And garden party sounds lovely,
但我们可以加点有趣的元素 but maybe we could do something a little more fun.
比如"公主" Like princess
或是"游历世界" 就是那些 or "Around the world"... You know, all the places
她想去但是去不了的地方 she was gonna go, but now she can't
因为她毁掉了自己的人生 'cause she ruined her life.
我喜欢公主 I like princess.
太好了 我知道一家超棒的蛋糕店 Oh, great. I know this wonderful bakery
可以做出漂亮的童话城堡蛋糕 that makes a cake that looks just like a fairy-tale castle.
我打算自己做德式巧克力蛋糕 I was gonna make my German chocolate cake.
她是要生个女孩 而不是去发起二战 She's having a girl, not starting World War II.
那就城堡蛋糕 Castle cake it is.
你好 Hello.
适合书呆子的电影在那边 Ugh, nerd movies are over there.
不 我要跟曼迪的爸爸和弟弟建立感情 No, I need to bond with Mandy's father and brother,
我是来找些他们会看的电影 so I'm looking for movies they might've seen,
以便营造睾酮爆表的聊天氛围 so that we can engage in some testosterone-rich banter.
我可以帮你找找 Okay, I can help you.
很多男人会借这盘碟 A lot of dudes have been renting this.
《灵犬宾果》
"宾果 "Bingo.
他是每个家庭最好的朋友" He's every family's best friend."
你在捉弄我吗 Are you tricking me?
没有 No.
幸亏问了一嘴 帮我结账吧 Glad I asked. Ring me up.
今天很开心 谢谢 That was fun. Thanks.
周日我们继续约会吗 Are we still on for Sunday?
对不起 周日不行 那天是曼迪的迎婴派对 Sorry, can't. Mandy's having a baby shower.
你要去参加吗 You're going to that?
不去 但我答应要去陪她的爸爸和弟弟 No, but I promised I'd hang out with her dad and brother,
所以... so...
跟你聊这个是不是很奇怪 Is it weird to talk about this stuff?
我要是跟你聊我的前夫 你会觉得奇怪吗 Would it be weird if I talked about my ex-husband?
看情况 你会说些什么 Depends. What would you say?
不知道 I don't know.
聊些关于 他一米九三 接近两百二十斤 Maybe that he's six-four, weighs about 240 pounds,
脾气暴躁 got a short fuse.
好吧 我不想听 Yeah, I don't want to hear that.
聊聊你的事吧 我不在意 Well, I'm fine if you want to talk about your situation.
真好 我想要些建议 Oh, great, 'cause I need some advice.
我应该给曼迪准备礼物吗 So, should I get Mandy a present?
你是指给婴儿的礼物吗 You mean, like a baby gift?
或是给孩子妈准备的 Or for her. You know,
就是那种"感谢你的辛苦付出" like, "Thanks for making the effort"?
最好别刻在礼物上 I don't think I would engrave that on anything,
不过这样很贴心 but... could be sweet.
挺好 Cool.
你说你前任那么大块头 应该是在开玩笑吧 You were just playing about your ex being that big, right?
但离婚是你们俩都情愿的吧 他也想离 But the divorce was a mutual thing? He wanted it, too?
他应该不在家吧 He ain't in there, is he?
嘿 Hey.
我讨厌那个女的 I hate that woman.
你妈妈吗 她迟早要死的 Your mother? Eh, she ain't gonna live forever.
是曼迪的妈妈 Mandy's mom.
她一时半会儿还死不了 Oh. Yeah, that one we're stuck with for a while.
我好心好意地发出邀请 I extended an olive branch
只是让她参与一下迎婴派对 to make her feel part of the baby shower,
她就想完全接管这一切 and then she just took over the whole dang thing.
那怎么办 我开车撞死她得了 All right, I'll run her over with my truck.
我没心情跟你开玩笑 I'm not ready to laugh yet, George.
等你心情好了 When you are ready to laugh,
可以看看我这部电影 I have got the movie for you.
《灵犬宾果》 适合男人看的 Bingo. It's for men,
但我想你也会喜欢 but I think you'll get it.
有人吗 Anybody home?
嘿 Hey.
怎么全是粉色的啊 What's with all the pink?
这是因为... Uh, it's 'cause...
女孩儿办派对就是喜欢粉色啊 it's my party, and I'm a girl.
有道理 Makes sense.
那么 你来这里干什么啊 So, uh, what are you doing here?
你知道你没被邀请吧 You know you're not invited to the shower, right?
我知道 只是每个人都为此准备了礼物 I know. It's just, everybody's bringing presents
所以我也想给你一份 for the baby today, so I wanted to bring one for you.
小乔 谢谢 Georgie, thank you.
打开看看 Open it.
好啊 Okay.
抱歉用的是圣诞节的包装 我只剩这个了 Sorry for the Christmas paper. That's all we had.
好漂亮啊 It's beautiful.
看看里面 Look inside.
这又是啥 What am I looking at here?
是我们女儿的超声波图 It's the sonogram of our little girl.
我不是傻瓜 I'm not an idiot.
这是我见过最贴心的事了 That is the sweetest thing I've ever seen.
我 我..很开心 I-I... I love it.
那就好 其实这是安泊尔的主意 Good. It was actually Amber's idea.
她想得真是周到 谢谢你 Well, that's very thoughtful. Thank you.
替我也谢谢她 And thank her.
我会的 I will.
好了 我不打扰你们了 All right, well, I'll let you get back
- 尽情享受吧 - 好的 - to your party. - Okay.
还有 你今天很美 You look great, by the way.
嘿 吉姆 Hey, Jim.
又见面了 快进来 Good to see you again. Hey, come on in.
谢谢你邀请我们 这是康纳 Yeah. Thanks for having us. This here is Connor.
- 嘿 康纳 你好啊 - 你好 - Hey, Connor. Good to see you. - Hey.
又见面了 麦卡利斯特先生 Good to see you again, Mr. McAllister.
我是小乔 Georgie.
你袖子上还有颜料呢 Oh, you got some paint on you.
给家里刷墙了吗 Been doing some work around the house?
没有 No.
我是个画家 I'm a painter.
他总是呆在他自己房间里 Yeah, yeah, he's always in his room
画这画那 一喊他给车库刷漆就不好使了 painting stuff, until you ask him to paint the garage.
你好幽默哦 You're hilarious.
开个玩笑 All right, sorry. Uh...
- 他是个艺术家 - 酷哦 - He's an artist. - Cool.
就像是 那种...在电视里面画云朵的人吗 Like, the, uh... the guy on TV that paints the clouds.
我画的东西更...抽象些 Uh, my stuff is a little more, uh, abstract.
我懂的 Oh, sure.
就是说画的啥也不是呗 That means it doesn't look like stuff.
艺术家肯定饿了吧 I hope you're a starving artist
我弄了些牛腩 'cause I got a brisket
就在外面的熏炉里 特地为你做的 on the smoker out there with your name on it.
康纳 他还是... Connor, uh, is also, uh,
一位素食主义者 a-a vegetarian.
没事没事 No problem.
我们还有豆子 多好的蔬菜啊 We got beans. That's a vegetable. Right?
来吧 Come on.
这蛋糕也太棒了 This cake is amazing.
看上去还行吧 To look at, sure.
我觉得味道更重要 I prefer cakes for eating.
你阴阳怪气什么呢 What's your problem?
你问来问去干什么 What's your problem?
那么奥黛丽 这是你的第一个外孙女吗 So, Audrey, is this your first grandkid?
是的 Yep.
你肯定很激动 You must be excited.
当然 Sure.
这种未婚先孕的行为虽然不太好 毕竟... Can't say I'm thrilled with the circumstances, but...
阿曼达一直我行我素 Amanda's always done things her way.
我有很多孙子孙女 I have a lot of grandkids.
到那时候 你或许就不在乎 At some point, you just stop caring how they got here.
他们是怎么搞出来的了 how they got here.
- 我去喝点潘趣酒 - 都是无酒精的 - I'm gonna get some punch. - It's nonalcoholic.
你下来吗 You coming down?
一会儿就去 In a sec.
其实也没啥意思 下面可尴尬了 You're not missing much. It's real awkward down there.
出什么事了吗 Something wrong?
没有 No.
是因为你妈妈吗 Is it your mom?
反正我妈的脑子肯定是有点事 'Cause something's definitely wrong with mine.
不 她还好 No, she's fine.
虽然她很难搞 但不是因为她 Well, she's a nightmare, but, uh, that's not it.
好看啊 Pretty.
小乔给我的 Yeah, Georgie got it for me.
里面装着我们宝宝的超声影像 There's a sonogram of our baby inside.
他干得不错 Good for Georgie.
是啊 Yeah.
对小乔来说是不错 Good for Georgie.
我跟你讲 I got to tell you,
牛仔队今年将一往无前 I think the Cowboys are gonna take it all the way this year.
我对橄榄球没什么兴趣 Not really into football.
真的吗 Seriously?
那行吧 车呢 你喜欢吗 That's cool. You like cars?
也不太喜欢 Not really.
音乐呢 Music?
这个可以 Yeah.
很好 你喜欢哪个歌手 Great. Who do you like?
史密斯乐团 The Smiths.
史密斯是谁啊 I don't know them.
枪炮与玫瑰呢 Guns N' Roses?
倒戈向商业的摇滚乐叛徒 Corporate rock sellouts.
行吧 但这帮叛徒的歌屌爆了 Yeah, well, sellouts who kick ass, so...
你好 Hello.
谢尔顿 这是曼迪的弟弟 康纳 Sheldon, this is Mandy's brother, Connor.
你们在看比赛吗 Are you watching the game?
因为我听说牛仔队今年势头猛烈 Because I heard the Cowboys are
会冲进决赛 going to go all the way this year.
没事 他也不看橄榄球 It's okay. He don't watch football either.
好极了 Great.
我白研究特洛伊·阿克曼了 I learned who Troy Aikman is for nothing.
美国橄榄球联盟 明星四分卫
康纳看着是个好孩子 So, Connor seems like a good kid.
对 没错 他是个挺好的孩子 Oh, yeah, yeah, he's a good kid.
跟地球人格格不入 From another planet.
我也有一个这种怪孩子 Oh, I got one of those.
小乔的弟弟 Georgie's little brother.
他也是个二十二岁 永远也找不着一份正经工作 Is he a 22-year-old art school graduate with no prospects of
前途黯淡的艺术系毕业生吗 ever holding down a real job?
其实 他是个科研天才 Actually, he's a science genius
十一岁就上大学了 who started college when he was 11.
我们还是聊牛腩吧 Let's just talk about the brisket.
好的 米西 你第一个猜 All right, Missy, you're first.
你觉得这个宝宝会有多重呢 How much do you think the baby's gonna weigh?
让我想想 Uh, I'm gonna say...
十六斤多吧 18 pounds.
这不得疼死 Ooh, ouch.
- 太重了吗 - 太重了 - Too much? - Too much.
不过也对 小乔就是个大号宝宝 But then again, Georgie was a big'un.
有多大 How big?
得快九斤了 Almost ten pounds.
九斤 Ten pounds?
最后几个月里 她走起路来就像个牛仔 She walked like a cowboy for months.
我的两个孩子都是正常重量 Both my children were normal weight.
是嘛 真不错 Well, good job.
轮到我了 My turn.
好呢 肚脐周围柔软 还有些回弹空间 Mm-kay, the belly button's still got a little give.
所以 我估摸会是 So, I'm gonna say...
五斤六两的小家伙 轻快容易 a quick and easy six pounds, two ounces
顺畅无阻地呱呱落地 gonna slide right out of there.
我爱你 I love you.
康纳 你姐姐小时候是什么样子 So, Connor, what was your sister like as a kid?
我们不太合拍 Um... we really didn't get along.
对 她比我大 Yeah, she was older
很喜欢捉弄我 and loved picking on me.
小乔对我也这样 The same thing with me and Georgie.
有次 她把我的牙膏掉包成了一整管痔疮膏 Once, she replaced my toothpaste with a tube of hemorrhoid cream.
记不记得那时候 你在看《星际迷航》 Remember when I used to sit on your head
我会坐到你脑袋上 when you'd watch Star Trek?
记得 I do.
猜猜看 他们发射相位炮时我干了什么事 Guess what I did when they'd fire their phasers.
你不必讲出来 You don't need to say it.
我朝他放屁 I farted.
太好笑了 Hilarious.
好的 Okay.
哺乳文胸 Oh, a nursing bra.
"带有可拆除胸垫 以防止渗漏" "Includes removable pads to prevent leakage."
谢谢 这很… 贴心 Thanks. That's... really thoughtful.
我流起来跟水龙头似的 Mine dripped like a faucet.
- 等等 我有个问题 - 你稍后再问 - Wait, I have a question. - Please ask it later.
很好 下个礼物 All right, next present.
好啊 Okay.
这是我送的 That one's from me.
- 什么渗漏 胸吗 - 等会儿 - What leaks? The boob? - Later.
这是什么 What's this?
我们把客房改装成了育儿室 We set up a nursery in the guest room.
你可以搬回来了 You can move back in.
我们现在能别说这个吗 Can we not talk about this now?
有什么问题啊 你接下来会需要帮助 What's the problem? You're gonna need help.
你觉得这段时间以来是谁在帮助她 Who do you think's been helping her this whole time?
而我很感激 但你们不是她的家人 And I appreciate it, but you're not her family.
我们是这个宝宝的家人 We're that baby's family.
小乔就住在街对面 Georgie's right across the street.
对 我想一个青春期小男孩肯定能帮上不少忙 Oh, yes, I'm sure a teenage boy is gonna be a lot of help.
你说这些话太无知了 You don't know what you're talking about.
小乔一直都在身边陪着我 Georgie has been there for me the whole time,
而你最后一刻才过来 and you come in at the last minute
带着从商店买的城堡蛋糕 with a store-bought castle cake,
你觉得这就能弥补一切了吗 and-and you think that's gonna make up for everything?
好吧 我看得出来你情绪有些波动 Okay, I can see you're a little emotional.
是 我现在情绪很动荡 Yeah, I am a little emotional right now,
你在这里也没起到安抚效果 and you being here isn't helping.
你没资格去批评小乔 You do not get to bad-mouth Georgie.
他会成为一个你永远赶不上的好父母 He's gonna be a better parent than you ever were.
老天 Damn.
有人能帮把手吗 现在我要气冲冲地离场 Now, if someone would help me up, I would like to storm out.
多谢 Thank you.
谁想吃蛋糕 So, who wants cake?
宾果 这是张传票 Bingo, it's a subpoena.
一只小狗怎么看得懂传票呢 How's a dog supposed to read a subpoena?
这些描绘简直是纤毫毕现 Look how gritty this is.
弗兰克·米勒真的把一种全然崭新的美学 Frank Miller really brought a whole new aesthetic
赋予了漫画书 to comic books.
我还从没这么思考过 Hmm. I've never really thought of it that way.
我做到了 我们产生了情感交流 I was doing it. I was bonding.
好了 能否请你把它放回我的包里 Now, would you please put it back in the bag?
当然 Oh. Sure.
我表现得很出色 And I was great at it.
十四小时的爱意熏烤 14 hours of smoke and love.
别让我流口水 Trying not to drool.
吉姆 康纳 走了 Jim, Connor, we're leaving!
- 好的亲爱的 但牛腩… - 现在 - All right, hon, but the brisket... - Now!
我给你打包一份 I'll make you a doggy bag.
吉姆 Jim.
可怜的家伙 Poor bastard.
嘿 Hey.
我不知道你来了 I didn't know you were here.
就是来看看这堆战利品 Just checking out the loot.
这太神奇了 为什么不把胸罩都设计成这样 This is amazing. Why don't all bras do this?
脱下来 Take that off.
这就是它的好处 不用脱卸 Well, that's what's great: you don't have to.
看这个 Look at this.
我孩子的父亲 The father of my child.
乳头霜 Ooh, nipple cream.
或许我应该来这个派对的 Maybe I should've went to this party.
感觉很好玩 Sounds fun.