魔法师 前情回顾 Previously on "The Magicians"...
小弱不是你的女儿 你真正的女儿在出生时就已经死了 Fray isn't yours. Your real daughter died during childbirth.
她死了 She died?
- 好吧 我能帮你 - 这是可卡因吗 - All right, I can help you. - Is that cocaine?
这是一种非常稀有的魔法物种的分泌物 It's the excretion of a very rare magical creature.
- 佩 这是西尔维娅 - 我成了保姆了吗 - Penny, Sylvia. - I'm babysitting now?
西尔维娅是你的监督人 Sylvia is your supervisor.
如果你把我带回去 你也会死 佩 If you carry me back, you die too, Penny.
本尼迪克 不要 Benedict... do not do it!
不 No!
嗯 美味 Mmm... yummy.
地球之子把这里搞的一团乱 已经有一段时间了 Children of Earth have been making a mess of things here for some time.
这是她一手策划的 She planned this.
我是你们的女王 你们这些混蛋 I'm your queen, you motherfuckers!
- 你在做什么 - 避免你恐慌发作 - What are you doing? - Short-circuiting your panic attack.
等等 我... 我认识这些人 Wait a minute, I... I... I know these people.
所有书都在这里 Well, every book is here,
所有存在过人的书 all the books of all the people who ever lived.
但我不能就这样漫游去冥界 It's not like I can just travel to the Underworld.
所以我们需要一位守门者 So we need a gatekeeper.
图书馆的龙怎么样 What about the Library's dragon?
他们称它为书龙 They call it the Bookwyrm.
我听说他们用它在冥界往返运送书本 I hear they use it to send books to and from the Underworld.
如果这个人是一本书呢 Well, what if the person was a book?
假如我拿了钥匙并送回来 Say I get the Key and send it back up,
- 那它会被困在卫星图书馆里 - 我们需要另外一位漫游者 - it's stuck in the Satellite Library. - We need another traveler.
好吧 我现在和这个组织共事 Okay, I work with this group now.
有关信息自由的组织 It's kind of about freedom of information.
你得走了 如果这是你想做的 You have to go, if that's what you wanna do.
很抱歉 我们被诅咒了 I'm sorry we're cursed.
魔法师 关于魔法的六则小故事
佩
靠 Damn it!
魔法生物
虚无之境图书馆 冥界分部
虚无之境图书馆 禁区
嘿 哥们 Hey, uh, guy...
这是什么 Yeah, what is this?
帐篷 你开口问我之前 Temp housing, and before you ask,
我告诉你 系统还没恢复 yes, the system is still down.
供给星期二到 严禁吸烟 Rations arrive Tuesday. Smoking is prohibited.
你左边的是户外厕所 The outhouses to your left.
这里还有厕所 听着 我... Outhouses here? No, look, I... I'm...
- 我想找个人 - 你递申请了吗 - I'm just looking for someone. - Did you file a request?
你得亲自去冥界酒店递交申请 You'll have to hand-deliver it to the Underworld Hotel.
这事挺急的 不能再等了 This is an emergency, okay? I really, really can't wait.
或许我可以私下帮你 I might be able to help, unofficially,
如果... if, uh...
好吧 Yeah, uh...
我要怎么贿赂死人 what the hell do you bribe dead people with?
你们这里要钱吗 Uh... is there money here?
异鬼怎么样了 And what about the White Walkers?
哦 异鬼 Oh, the White Walkers?
啊 我是说 那些人真是太坏了 Yeah, I mean, those guys are bad news.
但接着 有英国口音的那哥们 You know, but then the British-sounding dude
过来 然后把他们打的屁滚尿流 came and, uh, you know, kicked their asses, so...
- 等等 那人是谁 - 你知道的 - W... wait, who was that? - You know!
穿一件外套 特别傻 You know, dope outfit.
说话押韵 有八条龙 Speaks in rhymes. Has eight dragons.
他从哪里弄到这么多龙 Where did he get so many dragons?
这就是问题所在 I mean... that's the question.
然后就是 他来了 So, you know, he came in
赢了权利的游戏 and, uh, won the throne game.
神转折 真是没谁了 Well, no one does a twist like they do.
你朋友叫什么名字 Okay, what's your friend's name?
你好 我找本尼迪克 Hi, um, I'm looking for Benedict.
- 离远点 - 本尼迪克 - Go away. - Benedict?
我已经死了 离我远点 I'm dead! Go away!
我是佩 It's... it's Penny.
佩 我的朋友 Oh, Penny, my friend!
行了 Oh... okay. Um...
大大的拥抱 Good hug.
哥们 差不多得了 Yeah, let's call this, man.
你都想象不到 这地方多糟 You can't imagine how terrible this place is.
见到你真的太高兴了 I'm so happy to see you.
我不是这意思 我很遗憾你死了 That isn't to say I'm... I'm... I'm sorry you're dead.
说起这个 Oh, yeah, about that:
严格地说 我没死 No, I'm... I'm not technically, uh...
我是来找你的 I came to find you.
- 是吗 - 对 - You did? - Yeah.
- 天哪 - 我们... - Oh! - Okay, we're...
又拥抱了 and we're hugging again.
你死的时候 手里拿着钥匙吗 When you died, were you holding a key?
你来这里 是为了钥匙 Are you here for the key?
- 对 你有钥匙吗 - 我以为你... - Yeah, do you have it? - I thought you, uh...
因为我们是朋友 because we were friends, that, um...
我们也算是朋友吧 Yeah, look, we're not not friends.
只是 你知道 It's just, you know,
我有个任务 如果我们是朋友的话 I'm... I'm on a mission, and... and if we are friends...
- 我是你朋友 - 那就把钥匙给我 - I am your friend! - Then give me the key...
拜托 uh, please?
- 被他们拿走了 - 谁 - They... they took it. - Who?
图书馆 Well, the Library.
我就知道 Of course. Fuck me.
我刚从那里偷溜出来 该死 I just snuck out of there. Damn it!
现在冥界里 只有图书馆还在运转 Well, the Library's the only part of the Underworld that functions now.
安保非常好 It's well-protected.
还是及时打住吧 你进不去的 I'd say just cut your losses. There's no way you can get in there.
有办法 Yeah, there is.
我是图书馆管理员 I'm a Librarian.
签了十亿年的合同 现在正在擅离职守 Currently on the lam from a billion-year contract.
像我刚才说的 Oh, well, like I said...
最好是放弃吧 best let go of it.
放弃所有魔法 Of all of magic?
你会放弃吗 Would you let that go?
我会想出办法 Oh, well, I'll figure it out,
找到钥匙 避免奴役契约 find the Key, avoid indentured servitude...
虽然死了 但是生活也很精彩 我会帮你 Oh, even in death, you lead an exciting life. I'll... I'll help.
- 不 算了吧 - 我一定要帮你偷溜出去 - No... no, that's okay. - I insist! I can help you sneak.
我能... I can...
太好了 Great. Yeah!
我们一起离开 We'll go together.
我还需要... 再找个人 I just... you know, I just need to find one more person...
等我凑够十个人 就回来找你 And then, uh, we'll loop back and grab you in ten, okay?
- 好了 别拥抱了 - 好吧 - Okay, no hugging. - Okay.
- 行 - 我就在这里 - All right. - I'll be here.
- 我走这边 - 好 - I'm gonna go this way. - Okay.
- 佩 - 西尔维娅 - Hi, Penny. - Sylvia?
你要做傻事了 You're about to do something stupid.
对不起 I'm sorry...
我把你留在... for leaving you behind in...
你是说毒药屋 Oh, you mean in the Poison Room?
天 我当时已经没救了 God, I was a goner.
- 我没生气 - 我生气 - I'm not mad. - I am.
别生气 Well, don't be.
作个死人 我现在挺好的 I'm fine, well, for a dead girl.
反倒是你 很不怎么样 You, on the other hand, are not doing so hot,
无论是被困在灵魂出窍里 between the stuck-in-the-astral thing
还是准备去冒险这件事 and the 'bout-to-fuck-up-royally thing.
你是怎么知道我... How do you know I'm...
就和我知道你现在在这里一样 Oh, the same way I knew that you were here right now.
- 都写出来了 - 这是什么 - It is written. - What is that?
相信我 找到钥匙最靠谱的方式 Trust me, your best bet of finding that key
就是去找写了这些的人 is with the person who wrote these pages.
跟我来 Follow me.
希腊神话人物 不为人所信的预言家
卡珊德拉 我带来了一位朋友 Cassandra? I brought a friend.
爱丽丝 Alice?
卡珊德拉 冷静 没事的 Cassandra, calm down. It's okay.
- 没事的 - 这是怎么回事 - It's okay. - What the hell is going on?
卡珊德拉不想看见她所写之人 Cassandra doesn't like to see anybody that she writes about.
不好意思 但她看起来像极了我的一个朋友 I'm sorry, but she just looks exactly like a friend of mine,
上次见着她时还活着 who, last time I checked, was still alive.
我不知道该怎么说 她已经在这里待了有上千年了 I don't know what to tell you. She's been here thousands of years.
- 让他离开 - 我不能 他需要你的帮助 - Make him go away. - I can't. He needs your help.
事情是这样的 Here's the deal:
- 卡珊德拉有一种天赋 - 一个诅咒 - Cassandra has a gift. - A curse.
她被一个男人缠住了... She kinda got involved with this guy...
神 God.
但是结局不怎么好 他很生气 And it didn't end well, and he was pissed,
于是就给了她一双魔法眼 so he gave her magical sight.
使她能够预见未来 She can see the future.
如果你读过一些古代神话 This should sound familiar,
这应该听起来很耳熟 if you've read any ancient myths.
就是谁也不信她的预言 The one that no one believed
然后把她逼疯了 and it drove her batshit crazy?
安静 太吵了 Quiet, squirrels.
我猜是一些图书馆员找到她 I guess some Librarians found her
并让她开始撰写每一件未来要发生的事 and got her to start writing everything down.
等等 她就是图书馆里那些 Wait, she's the person that writes the books
关于人们的书的作者 of the people in the Library?
也不全是 Well, yes and no.
她一次只能写一本 She can only write one at a time.
所以有时候 图书馆员们会写一个咒语 So, at some point, the Librarians wrote a spell
来对她的作品扩大规模 to, like, industrialize her thing,
也就有了所有的这些书籍 and that's how all books were written.
但是魔法消失时 这些也停止了 That stopped when magic did,
所以现在只有她一个 一次一本地在写 and now it's just her, one book at a time.
试图集中精力 Trying to concentrate.
不管怎样 我读她的书读到了书龙 Anyway, I take her pages to the Bookwyrm,
然后读到了你在这里 and I read that you were here,
又读到我过来帮你 and then, I read that I come to help you,
于是我就来了 然后就现在这样了 and so I did, and here we are.
全世界有七十亿人 Out of 7 billion people in the world,
而她现在正在写我 she's writing about me?
你和你的朋友们正在进行探险以恢复魔法 Well, you and your buds are on a quest to restore magic,
或许你是我们唯一的希望了 making you maybe our only hope.
- 没什么新意 - 那么我们要怎么做 - No presh. - So, what do we do?
就这么... 干等着 Do we just... do we just wait for her
直到她可能会写到失踪的钥匙吗 to maybe write about the lost key?
这似乎是关于波比和昆廷的... This one seems to be about Poppy and Quentin...
天啊 是性爱场面 God, it's a sex scene.
波比
我担心这个计划难以实施 I'm worried that the plan won't work.
那意味着我的计划肯定没起作用 Well, that means my plan definitely didn't work.
什么计划 What plan is that?
消除你内心的恐慌 The one where I bang the panic right out of you.
我不知道哈里特怎么就觉得我们能搞定这件事 I don't know how Harriet thinks we pull this off.
这件事极其危险 而且我也不觉得我们... It's incredibly dangerous, and I don't think that we are...
有足够的能力 fully... you know, equipped.
我向你保证 昆廷 I assure you, Quentin,
我已经准备好了 I'm fully equipped.
我不能让你 I can't ask you
为了我的探险行动而冒生命危险 to risk your life for my quest.
说实话 我是一个非常自私的人 而且我想要魔法回来 Real talk, I'm a very self-interested person, and I want magic back.
所以说 我们怎么知道这不也是我的探险呢 And how do we know it's not my quest too?
或许我是拯救世界的替补选手呢 Maybe I'm the second act add-on that saves the world.
或许如果你不带上我 Maybe you have to bring me
就输定了呢 or you totally fail, hmm?
我不觉得这个计划应该这样实施 I don't think that's how this works.
如果这个计划这么糟糕 If it's such a bad idea,
你为什么还执意要去 then why are you going?
因为它和我的惯常做法相反 Because it's the opposite of what I usually do.
探险行动应当会改变一位探险者 A quest is supposed to change a quester.
发起人往往 The person who starts it
没有能力完成它 couldn't, you know, finish it.
所以历尽艰辛找到了钥匙 So run a gauntlet to get the keys,
然后这份艰辛也使你成为了 and the gauntlet is what makes you the guy
有能力拿到钥匙的人 that can get the keys?
正是 Exactly.
我知道想要赢得这次探险的 I know what I have to be
前提是 to win this quest:
我得是一个英雄 a... hero.
我知道自己几斤几两 跟英雄差远了 所以 I also know what I am, which is not that, so...
好吧... Okay...
我驳回你的所有前提 I reject your whole premise.
人们应该做的就是 试着去改变 That's all people do: try to change.
我其实就是一个十足的混蛋 The real me is an asshole with no filter.
相信我 我尝试过 Believe me, I tried.
终于 我意识到了 Eventually, I realized
最勇敢的事情就是做自己 the brave thing is to be you
并且对结果欣然接受 and accept the consequences.
有谁会说这不是探险行动的关键呢 Who's to say that isn't the key to the quest?
场面有点尴尬呀 Shit's about to get awkward, huh?
是因为你和昆上床了吗 Oh, because you slept with Q?
我现在关心的可不是他的阴茎 Yeah, I'm not really worried about his penis right now.
我更关心他是怎么个死法 I'm more worried about how he's about to get killed.
抢劫图书馆 Robbing the Library?
你们要怎么到那里呢 How are you even gonna get there?
我们有一个漫游者 维多利亚 We have a traveler: Victoria.
但是她要怎么带你们去 那部分也是需要魔法的 But how's she gonna travel you? That part's a spell.
所以 我们不那样做了 Yeah, so, we're not doing that.
- 漫游者都是魔法生物... - 严格说来是杂种 - Travelers are magical creatures... - They're technically hybrids.
好吧 不管怎么说 Fine, whatever.
我知道我们可以利用她的DNA All I know is that we can use her DNA.
她将会建立一架镜桥 She's gonna build a Mirror Bridge.
- 我们需要做的只是... - 博士级别的能力和耐心 - All we need is, uh... - PHD-level skill and patience
和比她自身所有的更多的漫游者的血液 and more traveler blood than she has in her entire body.
没错 Exactly.
听着 我知道镜桥的物理特性 Look, I know the physics of Mirror Bridges
- 当我还是一个... - 反社会超能怪物时 - from when I was a... - Sociopathic energy monster?
是的 Yeah.
镜桥通常建在最大相距一百里地的 Bridges are usually built between hedge witch safe houses
赫奇巫师安全房之间 a hundred miles apart, max.
我们比赫奇巫师强多了 Well, we're better than hedges.
能强到使镜桥跨越几光年的距离 Light years better?
你应该知道距离会改变计算法则吧 You do know that the distance changes the metamath, right?
如果你不能做到完美 维多利亚会死的 So if you're not perfect, Victoria dies.
- 算了 我退出 - 先打住 - Forget it. I'm out. - Okay, hold on.
这计划听起来不太安全时 我保持中立态度 I was on the fence when it sounded semi-safe.
现在这听起来更像是我会害死所有人 Now it sounds a lot like I could get everyone killed.
在计算正确之前我们不能做 而我会确认... We don't do it until we get the math right, and I'll make sure that...
我们之中没有人知道镜桥的运作原理 None of us understands how the Bridge works.
爱丽丝知道 Alice does.
让她计算 然后我们才能进行下一步 Get her to do the math, we can talk.
她说 "我已经和爱丽丝谈过了 她不打算帮我们" She said, "I already talked to Alice. She's not gonna help."
听着 这很简单 Look, it's simple.
向我证明镜桥会是稳定的 否则我就退出 Prove to me the Bridge will be stable, or I'm out.
维多利亚 等等... Victoria, wait...
该死 Oh, shit. Fuck.
我们现在该怎么办 What do we do now?
她想要什么 What is she after?
- 哈里特 - 什么意思 - Harriet? - What do you mean?
如果我们要赌上性命去帮她 If we're gonna risk our lives to help her,
至少应该知道这么做的理由 we deserve to know why.
好的 Okay.
图书馆一直在找一种 Library's been searching for this thing
叫做亚历山大电池的东西 called the Alexandria Cell.
它是能量巨大的电池 It's a huge battery.
是古埃及的图书管理员们制作的 Librarians from ancient Egypt made it,
如果他们按照计划制作的话 它会是无比的巨大 and if they followed the plans, it is fucking massive.
哈里特认为他们发现了它 And Harriet thinks that they found it?
要不然就是她的人看到图书管理员在地球上施展魔法 Or her people saw Librarians doing magic on Earth,
复杂魔法 big magic.
但如果我们无法抵达卫星分部 But none of it matters
那一切都无关紧要 if we can't get to the Satellite branch.
尼芬笔记 Niffin notes.
关于镜桥有着大量的记载 Pages and pages about Mirror Bridges.
你是怎么说服她来帮我们的 How did... how did you convince her to help us?
我没劝说 这些是偷来的 Didn't. I stole them.
我会在她回家之前复印好并放回去的 I'll make copies and put them back before she comes home
不管她去哪儿生闷气受折磨 from wherever she went to sulk and be a martyr.
不 我觉得这样不太好 No, this is... this is not a good idea.
在当前的情况下 我觉得这是值得的 Under the circumstances, it seemed worth it.
看吧 See?
我只需要做我自己 Just had to be myself.
好吧 Okay...
穿过的时候注意安全 Be careful when you step through.
好了 我得待在这儿 为魔符提供血液 Okay. I have to stay and feed the sigils,
所以 回头见 so, you know, take your time.
我们会尽快的 We'll hurry.
谢谢你 维多利亚 Thank you, Victoria.
好的 她说 "走到左边走廊的尽头" Okay, she says, "Go left down the hall."
"你们会看到还书箱" Said, "You'll find the book drop chute."
"书龙就在里面" "The Bookwyrm's inside." Okay.
等等 你之前来过这里吗 Wait, have you been here before?
我们在维多利亚流光血之前加快速度吧 Well, okay... well, let's go before Victoria bleeds out. Come on.
书龙
佩说它会把钥匙藏在一本书里 Penny said he'd hide it in a book.
记得检查箱里面 有可能卡住了 Make sure to check the chute. Might be stuck.
一本书也没有 只有一条活生生的龙 Okay, no books. Just an actual dragon.
哦 Ooh.
天呐 我们没时间了 Uh... God damn it, we don't have time.
不管了 Oh, fuck it.
- 你好 - 钥匙不在这儿 - Hello? - Key's not here.
什么 What?
所以佩失败了吗 So, Penny failed?
该死 也许他的确如此 Shit. Uh, maybe he did. I...
我们不能光站在这儿等 Well, we can't just stand here and wait.
不 我们需要钥匙 No, we need the key.
我只是突然明白了在这次探险中自己的角色 I just realized my part to play in this quest.
我在这儿是要告诉你我们该撤离了 I'm here to tell you it is time to cut bait and run.
- 改日吧 - 不行 - Just live another day. - No, we can't.
- 凯蒂还有哈里特... - 她们正在完成她们的任务 - Kady and Harriet... - They are on their own trip,
就算你觉得我疯了 and call me crazy,
我也不觉得值得在这事上浪费维多利亚的生命 but I don't think any of this is worth Victoria's life.
爱丽丝 怎么回事 Alice, what the hell?
快点 该走了 Come on, we gotta go.
- 他们呢 - 我不清楚 - Where are they? - I don't know.
和我走 Come with me.
不 他们会困在里面的 No, they'll be stuck.
做你该做的事吧 Do what you need to do.
不可能 钥匙不在那儿 This can't be right. The key's not there.
昆廷将在没有我的情况下逃脱 Quentin's about to bail without me.
"将要"的意思也就是说我们还有机会吧 Well, "about to": That means that there's still a chance.
这里的很多内容还未发生 所以说 A lot of this is still in the future, so...
还有 爱丽丝在卫星分部做什么呢 and what the hell is Alice is doing in the Satellite branch?
她最起码应该可以回答这个问题 You'd think she could at least answer that.
爱丽丝 如果你在那儿 拜托告诉我 Alice, if you're in there, please...
钥匙在哪儿 Where is the key?
该死 Fuck.
我有个好主意 继续读下去吧 Here's a bright idea: Keep fucking reading.
爱丽丝
- 我们比赫奇巫师强多了- 能强到使镜桥跨越几光年的距离 - We're better than hedges. - Light years better?
你应该知道距离会改变计算法则吧 You do know the distance changes the metamath, right?
如果你不能做到完美 维多利亚会死的 If you're not perfect, Victoria will die.
那就帮我们 Then help.
爱丽丝 关键在于 Look, bottom line, Alice,
你告诉了波比关于镜桥无法运作的情况 you told Poppy the Mirror Bridge won't work.
现在维多利亚不打算帮忙 Now Victoria's not gonna help.
没用的 It won't work.
你是不是更希望我没告诉过她 Would you rather I didn't tell her
而让你们直接进入外太空 and just let you guys walk off into deep space?
她问你 "你去过图书馆吗" She asked, "Have you been to the Library?"
去过一次 Once.
我在那儿没待太久 I wasn't there long.
宣传册里那里听起来很棒 Brochure makes it sound great.
他们收集知识 保障其安全 They collect knowledge, keep it safe...
但是要防谁呢 but from who?
语法错了 Whom.
我没说错 I said "whom."
图书馆将知识隐藏了 The Library buries information.
只有他们选中的人才能接触到 Only the people they choose get access.
我们剩下的人... The rest of us...
你只是想让所有的知识对任何人都能开放使用 You just wanna let all that knowledge loose for anyone to use?
目的是好还是坏 For good or bad?
图书馆里肯定有你无论如何都想 Don't tell me there isn't a book in the Library
去阅读的书籍 you wouldn't die to read.
如果你帮我们 If you help us,
我们就可以与你分享我们在那儿的发现 we can offer you a piece of what we find there.
那是什么 What's that?
那是至今为止创造出的最大的能源 The biggest battery ever created.
你要是想帮助佩 这就是方法 You wanna help Penny? This is how.
如果我同意 那就意味着要冒险 If I say yes, that means risking lives
来给你们或许任何人都不应该有的力量 to give you power maybe no one should have.
不了 谢谢 No thank you.
门卡住了 Door was stuck.
能给我来一杯吗 Can I have one of those?
我离开了 So, I left.
只是需要离那些"累醉"远一些 Just needed a little space from the ol' ball and cock.
你想说的是"累赘"吧 It's "ball and chain," I think you mean.
不 听上去不对劲 No, that doesn't sound right.
我理解你的意思 I think I know what you mean.
最近这段时间以来我失去了太多人了 I lost a lot of people recently,
包括我自己的一部分 including kind of myself.
那不太符合道理 Mm. That makes no sense.
我曾拥有一切 我知道所能了解到的 I had everything. I knew everything there was to know
书里书外的一切 但是... 但是我却失去了 in every book and more, and... and I lost it.
不好意思... I'm sorry...
你难道认为这是同种问题吗 You think that's the same kind of problem at all?
我女儿是永远离开了... My daughter's gone...
这个世界 forever.
你忘了什么东西 You forgot some stuff?
你失去的依然存在于世 What you lost is still out there.
去找回来就好了 Go get it back.
我的神 我喝多了 Umber's ass, I am drunk.
还书箱
我的天啊 Oh, Christ.
不行 答案是不行 No. The answer's no.
你都不知道我要什么 You don't even know what I want.
你是个图书馆狂粉 You're a Library groupie.
你有大量的知识 You got a knowledge boner.
不过你怎么找到这里的 How'd you find out about this place anyway?
- 是凯伦吗 -什么 - It was Karen. - What?
不... 不 是佩跟我说的 N... no, Penny told me.
恋书癖 坏消息是 Bad news, book tart.
图书馆关门了 无限期的 The Library's closed, indefinitely.
我已经等够了 I got bored waiting.
听着 我必须要和你的领导谈一谈 我有她想要的东西 Look, I need to speak to your boss. I have something she'll want.
哟 你可真让人难以理解啊 Oh. You're so mysterious.
混蛋 这很重要 It's important, asshole.
好吧 Fine.
来吧 Come on then.
等等 没了魔泉的魔法这应该行不通啊 Wait, this shouldn't work without Wellspring magic.
你怎么能... How can you...
爱丽丝·奎恩 Alice Quinn.
有缘再会 恋书癖 Till we meet again, book tart.
如果你是他的主管 我想投诉他 If you're his supervisor, I wanna file a complaint.
像流氓一样挑事是漫游者的共性 Roguish belligerency is a common trait among travelers.
他怎么做到在漫游的时候带着其他人的呢 How can he take people with him when he travels?
你们的确有电池 You really do have a battery.
这是你来这儿的原因吗 Is that why you're here?
不 我才不关心电池呢 No, I don't care about the battery.
不对 我当然是关心的 Well... of course I do.
但我只想要一张借书卡 All I want is a Library Card.
我们不再接受新的申请了 We're no longer accepting new applications.
关于尼芬你知道什么 What do you know about niffins?
我曾有段时间是尼芬 I was one for a time,
而这也是我唯一能记得的了 这是谜题的一半 and this is all I can remember. It's half of a puzzle.
另一半从我脑海里消失了 The other pieces fell out of my head,
但是... 它们可能在你的书里 but... they could be inside your books.
你是在提议我们交换信息吗 You are suggesting a trade of information?
远不止 More than that.
我想完成我发起的事情 I wanna finish what I started:
魔法大一统理论 a Grand Unified Theory of Magic.
但你现在只是一个没有魔法的人类魔法师罢了 But you're just a human Magician with no magic now.
恐怕你作为尼芬的经历 I'm afraid your experiences as a niffin
早已被完满记录下来了 have already been documented to our satisfaction.
在我的书里 It's in my book.
你不想我完成 是吗 You don't want me to finish. Is... is that it?
其实你有能帮到我们的地方 There is something you could do for us,
作为交换 我们会授权你使用所有馆藏 and, in exchange, we would give you full access to our collection.
你熟悉追寻七把钥匙的故事吗 You're familiar with the Quest for the Seven Keys?
不好意思 稍等一下 Excuse me a moment.
爱丽丝 怎么回事 Alice, what the hell?
快点 该走了 Come on, we gotta go.
- 你在这里做什么 - 我在这里做什么 - What are you doing here? - What am I doing here?
为什么你总是这样出现 How do you just keep appearing?
你在... What were you...
爱丽丝 你是在和图书馆合作吗 Alice, are you working with the Library?
昆 你现在必须离开了 Q, you have to go.
好啊 没问题 我们一起走啊 Okay, great, then let's go.
爱丽丝 来啊 Alice, come on.
昆 拜托... Q, please...
那个书呆子加入了图书馆 真没想到 The bookish girl joins the Library. Didn't see that coming.
是啊 但这跟大麻烦比起来根本不值一提啊 Yeah, little bit of a bigger problem.
昆廷没拿到钥匙就离开了 Quentin left without the key!
在这里 对吗 This is it, right?
真正的答案... An actual... answer?
艾略特
是的 我的确想作出最终声明 Yes, I do want to make a final statement.
我... I...
恨... 费罗里 hate... Fillory.
那是个落后的 It is a backwards,
令人反感的鬼地方 malodorous shithole
充斥着过分智慧的动物 full of animals who are smarter than they're supposed to be
和愚蠢得无可救药的人类 and humans who are so much dumber.
而你们所谓的清理门户 And what you'd call indoor plumbing,
在地球上 我们称之为 we on Earth would call
战争罪行 a war crime.
但是... But...
当我消沉无助时 when I was drowning,
是费罗里救了我 Fillory saved me,
而现在是我拯救费罗里的时候了 and now it's my turn to save Fillory.
但如果我的小命不保 我是做不到的 But I can't do that if my head's in a basket,
所以如果这些话能让... so if it pleases the...
你们满意 You guys...
我要求 这场审讯 或者说是起义 I demand that this trial/peasant uprising
就此结束 be dismissed...
尊敬的袋熊殿下 Your honorable wombat-ness.
这都是什么鬼 What the shit is this?
他为什么会在和一个有袋目哺乳动物说话 Why is he talking to a marsupial?
- 这完全是风马牛不相及啊 - 你就不能冷静一下吗 - This is not at all relevant! - Would you just chill?
- 你会惹她再次生气的 - 下一张 - You're gonna piss her off again. - Next!
芬
爱丽丝怎么样了 How's Alice?
现在她不是我最喜欢的人了 Uh, well, she's not my favorite person at the moment,
但是 转移是有用的 所以谢谢你了 but, um, the transfer worked, so thank you.
那真是太好了 Oh, well, I'm glad to hear it.
呃 所以你... Uh... so you're...
没错 回归满电状态 Yeah, back to powered up.
很好... Good...
因为我来这里 because I've, uh, come here
是想收回你欠我的人情的 to collect on that favor that you owe me.
我的天呐 Oh, my God.
没错 Yeah.
是我给你的粉造成的副作用 Side-effect from the powder that I gave you.
- 啊... - 别担心 - Um... - Oh, don't worry.
不 你用的量不至于 No, you haven't used nearly enough.
不 你是安全的 No, you're safe.
有一种治疗方法 但那是一个复杂的魔法 Look, there is a treatment, but it's big magic.
我... 我没办法施在自己身上 I... I can't do it on myself,
因为那只会加重情况 because it would just make things worse.
所以... So...
这些是我们会用到的东西 Here's what we'll need.
下午三点 在我办公室见 My office, 3:00 p.m.
有个精灵 A fairy?
而我看不到她 是因为我从没和精灵交易过 And I can't see her, because I've never made a fairy deal?
- 她们通常是这么做的 - 嗯哼 - This is what they do... - Okay?
藏身于有权势的人背后 They hide behind powerful people,
操纵他们做可怕的事情 manipulate them into doing terrible things...
等一下 在艾琳家里 Wait a minute, at Irene's house,
佩说... Penny said that he...
他看到了某些我和昆廷看不到的 he thought that he saw something moving
东西在移动 that... that Q and I couldn't see.
还有更多的吗 不 There's more of them? Oh, no.
不 我说的是 No, what I'm... what I'm saying is
我不太确定他们是在操控什么 I'm not so sure that they're manipulating much of anything.
他们在做家务 They were doing chores.
- 等等 艾琳的精灵在做什么 - 只是... - Wait, what was Irene's fairy doing? - Just...
站在那里 就像在等艾琳一样 standing there, like she was waiting on Irene,
她的头有点垂低 但... and her head was sort of bowed, but...
垂低 等等 那是... Bowed? Wait, that's...
听起来有点像仆人 I mean, that kind of sounds like a servant.
你不能相信他们 You can't trust them.
我不知道为什么他们要这么演 但... I don't know why they'd be acting that way, but...
你在费罗里有奴隶吗 Do you have slavery in Fillory?
如果这些精灵是奴隶 你会过得更好 If these fairies are slaves, you'd be better off.
芬 Fen...
奴隶不会让人过得更好 no one is better off with slavery.
我有个魔法的小火花 Look, I have this tiny spark of magic,
似乎当我用它做好事 and it seems like when I use it
帮助他人时 to do good things, to help people,
它会生长 it... it grows.
我从未祈求过它 但却也无法摆脱它 I didn't ask for it, and I can't get rid of it.
如果我不想让它成为负担 If I want it to be anything but a burden,
我就得使用它 I have to use it.
我的女儿因他们而死 My daughter's dead because of them.
芬 我们需要知道 Fen, we need to know,
而我看不见她 and I can't see her.
你得跟艾琳的精灵谈谈 You need to talk to Irene's fairy.
喂 你叫什么名字 Hey. What's your name?
对 Yes...
我能看见你 I can see you.
我不应该跟你说话 I'm... I'm not supposed to talk to you.
为什么不 Why not?
你必须回答我 You must answer me.
如果你不回答 艾琳会非常生气 Irene will be very angry if you don't.
当然了 当然了 Of course. Of course.
我很抱歉 Um... I'm sorry.
- 该死 你是她的奴隶 - 不 - Oh, shit, you are her slave. - No.
好吧 麦凯利斯戴尔小姐保护我们不受坏魔法师们伤害 Okay, Miss McAllistair keeps us safe from bad Magicians.
她把我们藏起来 She hides us.
以什么为代价 In exchange for what?
你怎么能够看见我的 How is it you can see me?
我做了个交易 I made a deal.
我被以我的名义进行了交易 Well, a deal was made on my behalf...
跟一个精灵 with a fairy.
但... 没有别的精灵了 But... there are no other fairies.
我迟到了 小姐在等我 Oh, I'm late. Miss will be waiting.
我们能... Uh... can we...
明天再谈谈吗 talk again tomorrow?
艾琳小姐不会在家 Miss Irene won't be home.
我的名字是斯凯 My name is Skye.
没有精灵的痕迹 No sign of fairies.
先来看看这里 Then let's look in here first.
如果我们没有找到斯凯 我们就得闯入主屋 If, uh, we don't find Skye, we'll have to break into the main house,
寄希望于艾琳没回家 hope that Irene doesn't come home.
芬 是什么 你看见了什么 Fen, what is it? What do you see?
是她 是斯凯 她... It's her. It's Skye. She's...
天啊 他们切断了她的腿 oh, God, they cut off her leg.
喂 Hey...
这就是粉末的原材料 It's what the powder's made of.
你发生了什么 What happened to you?
谁做的 Who did this?
艾琳做的 Irene did.
哈里特
你去哪了
我只出去了几个小时
你又去穿越喷泉了
你可能会迷路
或是受伤
你受伤了吗
外面时间流逝的速度不同
你可能再回来时 就是成人的模样
妈妈
你在找费罗里
怎么样
你找到了吗
我知道你的感觉
世界很大
你想窥其全貌
我小时候...
看过太多
你还太小
这里有无数个世界
在这些书本中
而且是安全的
没有人去写那些
留下来读书的人的故事
身处于故事中
并非总是一件好事
答应我你不会再去找费罗里了
那是胡说八道
注意措辞 哈里特
没人能听到我
妈妈
如果没有人可以读书
那图书馆的意义何在
这里储存的一些知识
是危险的
只有你用其做蠢事才会有危险
比如把它偷偷给几个
未受训练的青年魔法师
他们不是未受训练的
他们是我学校的研究生
送你去那个学校就是个错误
这里有丰富的资源
以供完成你的教育
去学校不只是为了书本上的知识
是去交朋友
尝试新事物
喝垃圾啤酒
一定需要用"垃圾"形容
才能算做
是大学经历吗
是的 妈妈
将书本送给
没有借书卡的人
或是有感知的生物
是不允许的
要适可而止
对不起
但你不可以回布雷克比尔斯
你可以回来工作
暂时取消你的
借阅特权
不要
不要是什么意思
我不要留在一个
我都不被信任的地方
我要回学校了
嗨 妈妈
我来借本书
如果图书总管理员
能恢复我的特权
你改变了头发的颜色...
你在找什么书
妈妈 我不急
这是我的工作
魔法元素原理
你有想过回来吗
我是说 回来工作
说实话
没有
当然了
外面有那么多可看的东西
只是...
我们可能需要你的帮助
我们即将面临挑战性的时代
大空白事件
是的
我明天...
回来这里工作
如果...
你开放图书馆
只是一小部分
我交了朋友
他们可以帮忙
如果你让他们进来
我爱你
但你有帮助
罪犯的倾向
你告诉我...
我怎么判断把危险的知识
泄露出去不是
大空白会发生的原因
你不知道
你不可能知道
因为即将到来的损失
是无法靠读一本书解决的
解决办法...
是信任他人
会去做正确的事情
来帮忙
我读过足够的书让我知道
对他人的信任经常是错误的
你到底要不要开放图书馆
危机并不代表可以放弃原则
那我们没什么可谈的了
魔法元素原理
听着 这很简单
向我证明镜桥会是稳定的
否则我就退出
维多利亚 等等...
你们往左走...
会有一个走廊
你会发现一个房间
里面有还书箱
书龙就在里面
等等 你之前来过这里吗
来过一
两次
我们在维多利亚流光血之前加快速度吧
如果电池在这里
它会在贵重物品储藏室
好
这里没有东西看起来像电池
有人来了
这是什么
这不是可卡因
好像你没吸过似的
哇哦
快走 她不会阻拦你
快走
你让魔法师到处
寻找所谓的电池
有时一个精挑细选的谎言
可以和真相一样珍贵
这是什么
你不会想知道
但我不能让你拿走它
我不想伤害你
等等
对不起 妈妈
快跑
不
他们离开了 They left.
镜桥消失了 The Mirror Bridge is gone.
爱丽丝 Alice...
跟我谈谈吧 拜托 just talk to me. Come on.
我不是爱丽丝 I'm not Alice.
该死 God damn it!
那是什么 What is it?
昆廷和波比 性爱场面 Quentin and Poppy: sex scene.
你读的太简略了 正经人 That you kinda skimmed, prude.
我不是在抱怨 但... Um, not that I'm complaining, but, um...
- 为什么我在做这个 - 什么 - Why am I doing this? - What?
因为我感觉非常孤单和毫无价值 'Cause I can only go so long
在我崩溃并干出蠢事之前 feeling completely alone and worthless,
我只能坚持这么长时间 before I break down and do something stupid.
对 你就是个蠢蛋 Right. You're an idiot.
- 昆廷吗 - 不 是我 - Quentin? - No, me!
听着 我懂了 Look, I get it.
你不想我抛弃你 所以你撒谎了 You didn't want me to bail on you, so you lied,
但我还是抛弃了你 and then I bailed on you anyway.
你可以生气 但不要干蠢事 Be mad. Don't be stupid.
我把它埋了 抱歉 I buried it. Sorry.
我孤独一生 I spent so much of my life alone,
当想到我的余生时 the thought of spending the rest of time...
我以为你是我的朋友 I thought you were my friend,
而且我以为 and I thought...
如果你找不到钥匙 你最终会... if you couldn't find the key, eventually you'd...
我不知道 I don't know...
什么 决定在你的帐篷里玩吗 What, decide to hang out in your dumb tent?
我以为我们会一起装饰它 I thought we'd spruce it up together.
听着 Look...
别问我为什么知道 但... don't ask me how I know this, but...
你是唯一一个在我死后哭了的人 you are the only person who cried when I died.
我们是朋友 我感谢你 We are friends, and I appreciate you,
所以 听着 so, listen...
一旦你告诉我埋钥匙的地方 西尔维娅 once you show me where the key is buried, Sylvia...
会带你去图书馆的地图室 is gonna take you to the Library map room.
你会变得非常出名 You are going to be very popular.
我想我该走了 Well, um, I guess this is it.
直到我下次死亡才会再见 Well, until the next time I die, anyway.
我希望能记录下我帮你拿到了钥匙 And I want the record to show that I helped you get that key,
这是我第二次救了你的命 making this the second time I saved your ass.
我的天啊 Oh, my gosh.
等等 Wait... whoa, hey, whoa!
我还得进去 I need to... still need to get in there.
西尔维娅 Sylvia?
- 你做了什么 - 我很抱歉 - What did you do? - I'm sorry.
爱丽丝 怎么回事 Alice, what the hell?
爱丽丝 你是在和图书馆合作吗 Alice, are you working with the Library?
昆 拜托 Q, please...
快走 她不会阻拦你
- 嘿 - 嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
那是什么 What was that?
听起来像是一条龙在呕吐 It sounded like a dragon barfing.
我们得回到还书箱 走吧 We gotta get back to the book chute. Come on.
天啊 Holy shit!
你... 还好吗 Did you... okay.
- 没事 - 好 走吧 - Yeah. - Okay, come on.
但佩... Oh, but Penny...
不 我们没时间了 我很抱歉 No, we don't have time. I'm sorry.
该死 Shit.