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翻译： Fecit Coastline Tammy Kyle
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校对： 小和尚 压制：孤亦
不 不 No, no!
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我正在做噩梦 I'm having a nightmare.
祝你在太空玩得开心 你个小贱人 Have fun in space, you little bitch.
- 救命 - 我会跟你妈上床 - Help! - I'm gonna fuck your mom
然后跟你爸搞精神出轨 and have an emotional affair with your dad.
我可不是危言耸听哦 This is not an exaggerated version of the real truth.
不 No.
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我正在挣扎呻吟 I'm squirming and moaning.
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哇 看来你刚做了个异常逼真的梦 Whoa, looks like you were having one hell of an expositional dream.
我在哪 我咋光着身子 Where am I? Why am I so naked?
我叫扎里诺·皮海姆 你叫我扎就行 Name's Zylenol Peehem. You can call me Zy.
干净衣服放在那边 Clean outfit's right over there.
你的衣服都被屎尿泡透了 Yours was soaked in piss and shit.
你专程到杂波树林干嘛呢 伙计 What were you doing all the way out in the Zabbo Woods, man?
我 去那里打飞机 I, uh, go out there to jerk off.
我是个情不自禁的树控 I've got a debilitating kink for trees.
美国连环杀手马修·霍夫曼以对树木有性欲著称
噢 你有不可告人的过去 对吗 Ooh, you got a secret fucked-up past, huh?
好吧哥们 谁没有秘密呢 Well, pal, you and everybody else.
我不怕那些长颈混蛋 I'm not scared of those long-necked fucks.
你瞎扯 格里格 Get outta here, Grag.
我那天看到你为了躲避巡警 I saw you crawl into a gutter runoff
爬进下水沟里 to avoid a patrol the other day.
是的 但我只怕挨枪子而已 Yeah, but that's just because I am scared of getting shot.
好了 你们收拾下 Alright, you guys finish up.
我去带神秘人参观一下周围 I'm gonna give our mystery man here the tour.
我叫格伦 我并没有求救 Uh, my name is Glen, and I didn't ask for any help.
是噢 说真的 Oh, yeah. No shit.
那我该怎么办呢 What was I gonna do?
任由你在外面被怪物吞噬吗 Leave you to get eaten by various creatures?
听着 我是穷光蛋 Look, I'm broke.
- 我没有... - 等等 等等 等等 - I don't have... - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
我不是要打劫你 I'm not robbing you.
我们是好人 伙计 We're the good guys, man.
你可以相信我们 You can trust us.
真的吗 但他们听上去像犯罪团伙 Really? 'Cause they sure sounded like criminals.
噢 不 不 不 Oh, no, no, no.
他们是一群小偷和骗子 They are a bunch of thieves and con men,
那只不过是我们白天的营生 but that's just our day job.
嘿 门就在那 Hey, door's right there.
你随时都能离开 You can leave whenever you want.
噢 噢 糟糕 Oh! Oh, shit!
天哪 那个可怜虫 Oh, my God, that poor guy.
也许我该留下 你懂的 大概一晚 Maybe I'll stay just, you know, like, for a night.
对啊 外面乱透了 人均怪咖 Yeah, it sucks ass out there. Everyone's a total fucking weirdo.
去他的 伙计 欢迎来到全息之家 Anyway, man, welcome to Holohouse.
纳粹大屠杀Holocaust的谐音梗
来 我带你去参观 Come on, let me give you the tour.
这里是我们的赃物分拣室 This is the sorting room for all the shit we steal.
为啥叫全息之家 Why is it called Holohouse?
我们这帮肚皮有全息图的人 Us folks with holograms on our bellies
对应如罪犯黥字般，纳粹把数字编号纹在集中营人口身上
多是需要援助的人 tend to be the ones who need a little help.
噢 可我身上没有全息图 Oh, but I don't have a hologram.
人无完人 Nobody's perfect.
我想你心上肯定有全息图 I'm sure you got a hologram in your heart.
不 感觉那会杀了我 No, I think that would kill me.
- 只是打比方 - 对 抱歉 - It's a metaphor. - Right. Sorry.
兄弟 说来你可能不信 我不是这个星球的人 Dude, you're not going to believe this, but I'm not even from this planet.
是吗 认真的啊 兄弟 Yeah, no fucking shit, dude.
你是长得挺怪 You look nuts.
然而骷髅王不会在乎你的长相 But Skeletom doesn't care what you look like.
什么是骷髅王 What's a Skeletom?
你好 远道而来的伙计 Oh, hey, far out, man.
你在树林里失踪真倒霉 Bummer you got lost in the woods.
噢 你蛋蛋上有粘到蛋蛋蜗牛吗 Oh, did one of those nut slugs attach to your scrote?
蛋蛋蜗牛实指溢出的某分泌液
每天早上都有 Every morning.
反正我很庆幸你逃出生天了 Well, I'm glad you made it out okay.
谢谢 可我不确定自己能否合群 Thanks, but I'm not sure I fit in here.
嘿 整个地方就是为不合群的人而设 Hey, this whole place is for people who don't fit in.
这屋里满是社会边缘人 It's a house full of fuckups.
那是这里运行的要素 That's why it works.
我们从不在穷人身上牟利 We never take from people who can't afford it.
不杀人 不碰小孩 No killing, no kids.
噢 还有我们永远不会过桥北上 Oh, and we never, ever cross the bridge onto the north side.
那里太中产阶级化了 It's gentrified as hell.
我们一旦踏入那里 就会太引人注目 We step foot over there, it'll draw too much heat.
我霎时间很难消化这么多信息 This is a lot to take in.
几小时前我差点被飞天鲨鱼吃掉 I was almost eaten by a sky shark a couple of hours ago.
嘿 我懂 伙计 Hey, man, I get it.
我也讨厌站队 但我们无依无靠 I hate joining things too, but nobody else has our backs,
只能拿彼此作家人相依为命 so we have to be family for each other.
等等 一个有规矩的边缘人犯罪家族吗 Wait, a misfit crime family with a code?
这简直跟速度与激情一样 This is just like Fast and Furious.
美国赛车动作主题系列电影
特别是速度与激情三：东京漂移 Maybe best exemplified by Tokyo Drift,
不过这设定全系列都有 but it's definitely in all of them.
格伦 我们根本不懂你说的东西 Glen, we have literally no context for that reference.
可这是否意味着你决定加入呢 But does that mean you're in?
对 伙计 开瓶科罗纳啤酒庆祝吧 Yeah, man, break out the Coronas.
速度与激情里常驻的墨西哥啤酒
噢 Oh!
- 你想抽吗 - 当然 - You wanna hit this? - Hell yes!
奶奶教我我永远不要拒绝一副荧光骷髅 Grandma taught me never to turn down a glowing skeleton.
噢 抱歉 Oh, sorry.
我仅是个平平无奇的冒失行人 I'm just a regular old street idiot.
抱歉 祝你有美好一天 Sorry. Have a nice day.
这城市曾是人间天堂 This city used to be a paradise,
直到银河警察出现 then the Silvercops showed up.
你有没有碰到那些混蛋 You run into any of those assholes yet?
我恨死银河警察 他们最可恶 Hate Silvercops. They're the worst.
是啊 银河警察真是坏透了 Yeah, Sils are real pieces of shit.
宣称维护和平 实际上极度种族歧视 Claim they're keeping the peace, but they're racist as hell
玩弄我们原住民好让咱自相残杀 and play us natives against each other.
他们把我们逐出祖传家园 They kicked us out of our ancestral homes
被迫流落街头 to live on the streets.
那便是全息之家的起源 That's how Holohouse started.
我家从前世世代代都住在那边 Oh, my family used to live right over there for generations.
银河警察讨厌长颈鹿 却爱它们的比币 The Sils hate the 'Raffs, but they love their bippies.
只要长颈鹿坚持付保护费 As long as the 'Raffs keep paying them off,
我们便困在这边 而它们在那边过着梦幻鹿生 we'll be over here, and they'll be over there living the dream.
好吧 什么是比币 Okay, what's a bippie?
那是我们这里流通的货币 It's what we use for money here.
你瞧见有人带着小钱包 便顺走它 You see someone carrying a little satchel, swipe it.
噢 糟糕 糟糕 小心 是银河警察 Oh, shit. Shit. Look out. Silvercops.
快躲 Bolt!
我真想悄无声息地 Oh, I wish I could take out one of those Silver fucks
干掉任意一个银河警察 without attracting a world of shit.
那你们的规矩怎么办 不杀人 不是吗 What about your code? No killing, right?
要是银河警察 For a Sil?
我们的确可以破例干一票 Yeah, we might make an exception.
可恶 这些银河警察闪回越来越令人尴尬 Fuck me, these Silvercop flashbacks are getting heavy-handed.
噢 扎 我们能去嘉年华会吗 Ooh, Zy, can we hit up the carnival?
噢 我们能去玩些游戏吗 Ooh, can we play a couple games?
允了 伙计们 Yeah, you know what?
今日比币偷取量已达标 I think we nabbed enough bippies
稍微放纵一下 大王会理解我们的 that Skel wouldn't mind us blowing off a little steam.
好耶 Yeah.
太棒了 Oh, yeah!
他们玩得真开心 Huh, they're really having a blast.
- 没想到吧 - 对 - Surprised? - Yeah.
刚刚还那么强硬的两个人 They just seemed so tough before,
现在开心得像个孩子 now they kinda look like kids.
他们心态仍像孩子一般 They are kids. At heart, I mean.
糟糕 Oh, shit!
我尿了裤子 I'm pissin' my pants!
尿喷到裤子上了 Piss is squirting into my fuckin' pants!
我也是 尿兜住了我的腿 Me too! My legs are covered in piss!
格里格来到全息之家之前 Look, before she ended up at Holohouse,
她是个面包师 Gragger was a baker.
你要知道 我们都是街头难民 Man, we've been living on the streets so long,
久而久之 大家已经与正常生活脱轨 we didn't get to have regular lives.
这才是他们的本真 This is who they really are.
所以 他们真尿裤子了 Are they really pissing their pants?
对 他们可脏了 Oh, yeah, they're both filthy as fuck.
希望他们不要把屎都给蹦出来 So we'll actually be lucky if they don't bounce out
要不可倒大霉了 some poop nuggets too.
烦人 Oh, shit.
我来处理 Let me handle this.
晚上好 警官 Evening, officers.
有什么需要帮忙的 Anything I can help you with?
接到通知 这片区域有扒手出没 We got reports of pickpockets in the area.
不会是你们这些下等全息人搞的鬼吧 You dirty Holos don't know anything about that, do you?
不 我敢说不是我们 谢谢提醒 No, I can't say I do, but thanks for the warning.
我们会多加注意 We'll keep an eye out.
嘿 嘿 Oh, hey, hey!
为什么 他啥也没做 What the fuck? He didn't do anything.
这种垃圾满脑子都是犯罪 Trash like that is always up to something.
你要抓他的话 先从我身上踏过去 Well, if you want him, you'll have to go through me.
那不错 我正好练练手 Great, I could use a workout.
特警冲锋队 各单位立即响应 Code two, all units respond.
《特警冲锋队》是美国的一部犯罪电影
银警到北恶人谷集合 Silver down on North Velliman.
算你好运 You got lucky this time.
走吧 滚你丫的 Yeah, that's right. Scoot away.
去你大爷 Fuck you!
我的天 你们看见了吗 Holy shit! Did you guys see that?
格伦刚刚跟两个银警对线 Glen just stood his ground against two Sils.
我正式宣布 你也是下等全息人的一员 I think that officially makes you a dirty Holo like us.
可惜我没有全息图 Yeah, if I had a hologram.
没事 兄弟 你值得拥有 Well, shit, man, I think you just earned one.
噢 疼死我了 Oh! Oh God! Holy fuck that hurts.
我才知道这玩意要焊进皮肤 I didn't know these things were attached to your skin.
操 Fuck!
我仿佛身处《星河战队》片场 Oh, this is just like that scene in Starship Troopers.
那是一部很棒的电影 值得一看 Ah, it was a great movie, you should see it.
地球上的每一个居民都超爱 Ow, everyone loves it on Earth.
这是什么 你的妈妈 Whoa, what even is that, your mom?
我的妈妈 My mom?
不 这个更厉害 Nah, it's better.
是一台配置氮气加速瓶的道奇汽车 It's a Charger RT with a little NOS canister on the side.
格伦 我听不懂你说的话 Glen, I never know what the fuck you're saying,
但是 酷毙了 but it sounds awesome.
砰 砰 Boom, boom!
冲啊 格伦 冲啊 格伦 冲啊 格伦 Go, Glen! Go, Glen! Go, Glen!
一年后
全息之家位置优越 Holohouse is in a prime location
我能教大家怎么做明奇面团 and I could teach you how to make minch dough.
我们可以开一家面包店 就不用以偷窃为生 Instead of being thieves, we could run a bakery.
那我们是不是得每天都 Yeah, but wouldn't that mean getting up every day
起得很早 at the crack of ass?
有无数条路子做正规生意 There are, like, a billion trillion ways we could go legit.
只需要集思广益 It would just take some imagination.
打扰了 女士 你掉了东西 Uh, excuse me, ma'am, you dropped this.
谢谢你 Oh, thank you.
不然我的丈夫该伤心了 My husband would've been so upset.
感谢你的帮助 Here, for your trouble.
真不好意思 Oh, I couldn't possibly.
演员先生 Okay, Mr. Show Off.
留下点美好回忆 Well, now she'll have a nice memory
她发现所有的比币都不见了之后 能少些痛苦 to soften the pain of losing all these bippies.
你总能照顾到别人的感受 Always thinking about everyone else's feelings.
是朗迪街头恶貘 Oh, that's the Lundy Street Tapirs.
挨打的是他们自己人吗 Isn't that their own guy?
对 他肯定跟银警有接触 Yeah, he must have worked with the Silvercops.
我操 快被打死了 Fuck me, they're beating the shit outta him.
跟银警接触过也没有那么糟糕吧 Working with the Silvercops isn't that bad, right?
也许他现在是清白的呢 What if he's cool now?
头都给干爆 Oh, shit, his nuts just popped out!
他们在踩他的头 Oh, they're stomping his exposed nuts.
干得漂亮 Yeah, serves him right.
帮助银警的人 Anyone who helps the Silvercops
活该被暴揍 deserves the beating of their fuckin' life.
可能这个人没意识到银警有多坏 天啊 Maybe he didn't know how bad the Silvercops were. Oh, my God!
现在 他们在用他的脸 Oh, now they're wiping the nuts off their shoes
擦鞋上的脑浆 on his face.
不怕跟你们直说 I don't know why I'm even telling you guys this,
这场面根本移不开视线 but I can't look away.
我跟你说 那就是个巨大的失乐普星人 I'm telling you, it was a big old Shlorpian.
- 肯定不是 - 是的 - No, it wasn't. - Yes, it was.
在这个星球上有失乐普星人 I think we got Shlorpians on X-Non.
他们要将我们地球化 They're gonna terraform us.
朋友 你见过失乐普星人吗 Dude, do you even know what a Shlorpian looks like?
他们没有头发 They have no hair.
体表是绿色或者蓝色 没有尾巴 They're green or blue, and they don't have tails.
- 没有吗 - 没有 - They don't? - No.
糟了 这女人有个大尾巴 Crap. This lady had a huge tail.
我去 Oh, shit.
这是盐吗 Is that salt?
- 是盐吗 - 妈呀 - Salt? What? - Holy shit...
我在食物储藏间整理存货时 Found it stuffed behind a wall panel
在一面墙板后发现了这包盐 when I was doing inventory in the larder.
盐只能通过银警获得 The only way to even get salt is from a fucking Silvercop.
我们当中有银警的卧底 Somebody here is working with the Sils,
现在需要揪出来这个人 and we're gonna find out who.
前段时间 我找到了这个玩意 Picked this nasty fucking thing up a couple cycles ago.
我以为我永远没有机会用到它 I was really hoping I'd never have to use it.
这是黑市搞来的电量计 This here's a black market argentometer.
可以检测出血液中的微量银元素 It can detect trace amounts of silver in the blood.
什么意思 What does that mean?
如果有人曾在银警身边长时间停留 It means that if you spend a good amount of time
或是穿过他们的银色警服 around a Silvercop or in their fancy Silversuit,
银元素将在血液留下痕迹 it leaves behind traces in your blood.
如果你无意中路过银警 Now, I'm not talking about walking past them
受其虐待 或是在坦克里跟他们共度一晚 都没问题 or getting roughed up or even spending a night in the tank.
你需要多次的持续的和银警交配 You need multiple, sustained interactions with the Sils
才会检测出来 to set this off.
用你的记忆大力干我的脑子 Frunk my brain with your memories,
你这个变态的小婊子 you freaky little bitch.
来吃我的外星屁股 Now eat my alien ass.
卧槽 够了 我懂你意思了 Fucking, enough! I get it!
啊 我得了什么傻逼闪回的病毒吗 Gah, what do I have, fucking flashback disease?
这玩意老痛了 This thing hurts like a bitch.
这是你们坦白的最后一次机会 So this is your last chance to come clean.
不是吧 God damn it.
好了 排起队 Alright, line up.
你是清白的 You're clear.
我已经等不及想知道谁舔了老银的屁股 I can't wait to find out who's a fucking Silver kisser.
我要切掉他们的手 I'm gonna cut their hands off.
天呐 Jesus!
如果你没带自己的刀 可以等我用完之后用我的 You can use it after me if you don't got a knife.
太好了 谢谢你 Great, thank you.
你是清白的 You're clear.
操 Fuck!
操了 操了 操了 操了 Shit, shitty, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit,
- 操了 操了 操了 - 好了 你是清白的 - shit, shit, shit, shit - Alright, you're clear.
快点 我想知道是谁 Hurry up, I wanna know who it is.
啊 痛啊 Ow! Aah!
卧槽 痛死了 Fuck! Bitching shit ass!
- 你是清白的 - 太好啦 - You're clear. - Woo-hoo.
听着 如果你肌肉紧绷 会感到双倍疼痛 Look, if you tense up, it hurts twice as bad.
但是我知道你没有隐瞒我什么事情 But I know you got nothing to hide.
你和我一样都痛恨银警 You hate the Sils as much as I do.
大王 Skel!
他们先发制人了 Got the drop on me.
谁干的 Who did this?
我不知道 那个人戴着面具 I don't know. In a mask.
一定是... 卧底干的 Must have... been the spy.
干 我应该在这保护你的 Fuck, I should have been up here protecting you.
不是你的错 Not your fault.
我们需要带他去医院 We need to get him to medical now.
- 我们一起帮忙 - 不行 - Let us help. - No!
所有人 后退 Everybody just get back.
我一个人抱他 I'll carry him myself.
全息图显示他已经骨折了 His hologram cracked.
他需要替换一个完整的骨架 He's gonna need a full replacement.
这个大的骨架需要很贵的花销 Grams that size cost a fortune!
我们一毛钱都没有 We don't have enough bippies.
干完最后一单大的 就够了 The big score.
但是大王 你总是说太危险了 But, Skel, you always said it was too dangerous.
好了 所有人出去 Alright, everybody out.
他 他需要休息 He, he needs to rest.
有内部消息说有一些地方没有任何安保 We have intel on a couple places with almost zero security,
所有的保险箱里都塞满了宝币 and all have safes stuffed to the brim with boppies.
你是说比币吧 You mean bippies, right?
大哥 一宝币等于两千比币 Dude, a boppie's worth 2,000 bippies.
好吧 你说的对 但是这个星球上的金钱系统真傻 Alright, fine, but the money on this planet is fucking silly.
这个地图上包含了河北边的 This map contains all residential homes
所有居民区 on the north side of the river.
不是吧 拉夫镇 Shit, 'Raff town.
你不是说拉夫镇太危险了吗 I thought you said 'Raff town was too dangerous.
我们别无选择 We don't have a choice.
大王倒下了 我们没有多少时间了 Skel's fucked, and we're running out of time.
拉夫人喜欢度假 舒适又温暖的假期 'Raffs love to take nice warm vacations.
这个房子会空下来一个月 This house right here is gonna be empty for a month.
好了 我们动手吧 Okay, let's do this.
- 保险箱在哪 - 在书房 - Where's the safe? - In the study.
斯康特 跟着我 Skunt, with me.
你们在门口守着 You guys keep an eye on the door.
卧槽 糟了 Shit. Fuck.
呃 回去睡觉 小孩 Uh, go, go back to bed, kid.
你在做梦 You're having a dream.
但不是那种特别酷的梦 比如你会飞 或者是超级英雄 But not like a cool dream where you can, like, fly or be a superhero
而是一个无聊在家的梦 but like a shitty homework dream.
厨房里有全息人 There's Holos in the kitchen!
- 闭嘴 - 你他妈闭嘴 - Shut up! - Shut the fuck up!
啊 你他妈在干什么 Gah, what the hell do you think you're doing?
我们迷路了 我们不会伤害你们的 We got turned around. We don't mean any harm.
大哥 你能穿上裤子吗 Dude, would you put some pants on?
放屁 Bullshit!
你们以为这个房子是空的 是吗 You thought this house was empty, didn't you?
我们取消了旅行 Well, we canceled our trip!
等等 嘿 冷静 Whoa, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, calm down!
我们身上没有武器 We are not armed!
麻烦穿个裤子 我能看到你的长颈鹿鸟 Please put on some pants. I can see your entire giraffe dick.
我不管 I don't care!
报告银警 Call the Silvercops,
告诉他们 厨房有全息人 tell them we have Holos trapped in our kitchen.
- 不准报警 - 爸爸 - Nobody's calling anyone. - Daddy.
放下枪 让我们走 Just put the gun down and let us leave.
你回去睡觉 想怎么露长颈鹿鸟 You can go back to bed and sleep with your big ole giraffe dick
就怎么露 hanging out the way you like.
去你妈的 Oh, fuck that.
你们这些肮脏的全息人能随意进入我的家吗 You dirty Holos think you can just break into my home?
他拿的只是一个盐罐子 爸爸 It's just a saltshaker, Daddy!
- 趴地上 - 我们的朋友马上就死了 - On the ground! - Our friend is dying.
我们需要帮助他 We need to help him.
闭嘴 Shut up!
嘿 你不用打他的 Hey, you didn't have to do that!
在这里 我说了算 I'm in charge here!
我是老... I'm in charge...
我的天呐 Oh, my God,
他给自己爆头了 he just blew his fuckin' head off!
卧槽 Oh, shit!
银警 Silvercops!
我们需要到河对岸去 We gotta get across the river.
快快快 跑起来 Come on, come on, come on, run!
卧槽 刚才好险 Oh, fuck, that was too close.
格里格在哪 Where's Grag?
格伦 不 Glen, no!
撑住 格里格 拜托拜托 保持清醒 Hang in there, Grag. Come on, come on, stay with me.
现在我们安全了 我们安全了 We're safe now. We're safe.
来人救救我们 格里格中枪了 Someone help us, they got Grag!
幸好我撑到了现在 Glad I was able to hold on
我们到家了 until we got home.
你要保持清醒 你听到了吗 You stay awake, you hear me?
不要放弃我们 Do not give up on me!
格里格 Grag!
不 不 格里格 No, no, Gragger!
格里格 醒醒 拜托 Gragger, wake up, please.
人都去哪里了 Where the hell is everyone?
我们现在需要帮助 We need help now!
斯康特 Skunt?
大王 你想要干什么 Skel, wh-what are you doing up?
大王 不 不 别这样 Skel, no, no, please!
- 怎么回事 - 不要挣扎 伙计 - What the hell? - Don't struggle, man.
这是银色手铐 它们只会变的更紧 Those are silver bindings. They'll only get tighter.
大王 你为什么要这样做 Skel, why are you doing this?
扎 拜托 Zy, come on,
你知道这里发生了什么 you know what's happening here.
我就是那个与银警合作的人 I'm the one who was working with the Sils.
但全息之家曾是你的梦想 But Holohouse was your dream.
对 是我曾经的梦想 Yeah, was my dream!
你知道我的新梦想是什么吗 Do you know what my new dream is?
不要在一个又冷又脏的仓库中向那些社会渣子们乞怜 Not begging for scraps in a cold, gross warehouse.
我已经与银河警察合作一年了 I've been working with the Sils for a year.
他们给我提供盐 我把它藏在一边 They supply me with salt, I move it on the side.
但我们不做盐的买卖 But we don't touch salt.
你们不做 You don't.
这样的话 我垄断了市场 That way, I corner the market.
你需要那么多钱做什么 伙计 What do you even need bippies for, man?
拉夫人绝不会让全息人生活在北面 The 'Raffs will never let a Holo live on the north side.
这就是我伪装受到攻击的原因 Which is why I faked my attack.
所以你收集到了我需要完成基因重塑的钱 So you'd gather the boppies I need for a full DNA rewrite.
我不会再是一个肮脏的全息人了 I won't even be a filthy Holo anymore.
但他们就是一群糟糕的禽兽 But they're fucking monsters!
我也应该是个禽兽 I deserve to be a monster too!
首先 我要去改变我的基因 First things first, I'm gonna go get my DNA changed.
然后我将给警察打电话带走你们所以人 Then I'll call the Silvercops on all of you
之后我会把仓库改成公寓 and then I'll flip the warehouse into condos.
你出卖我们就是为了公寓吗 You're selling us out for condos?
谁会愿意住在这种地方 Who would even wanna live over here?
哦 北边只是个开始 Oh, the north side was just the beginning.
拉夫人一直在计划将整个城市 The 'Raffs have been planning to gentrify the entire city
都变成高级住宅区 this whole time.
他们不能夺走我们的家园 They can't take away our home.
这帮该死的家伙 This fucking sucks!
不要担心 你们不会看到这些的 Don't worry, you won't be here to see it.
不要伤到你自己 他赢了 Don't hurt yourself. He won.
只有银色基因才可以打开锁拷 Only a Sil can open those.
不 你不知道 No, you don't understand.
我 我有这种基因 I, I've got this.
不会吧 格伦 Holy shit, Glen!
- 你是银河警察吗 - 当然不是 - You're a Silvercop? - Fuck no!
但我曾经是 But I used to be.
我是一个地球人 I'm a human from a planet called Earth.
我的邻居是失乐普星人 My neighbors were Shlorpians who sent me into space
为了防止用一颗珍藏的子弹无意中射中了我的脚而被抓 to avoid being arrested for indirectly shooting me
他们把我扔到了太空中 in the foot with a collectable bullet.
银河警察收留我 The Silvercops took me in.
但是他们出卖了我 But they betrayed me.
试图以谋杀的名义拘捕我 Tried to frame me for murder.
我逃到了丛林中而且差点就死了 I escaped into the woods and I would've died.
但你救了我 扎 But you saved me, Zy.
你曾是银河警察 You were a Sil?
是的 我曾经是 Yeah, I was.
这就是为什么你比我们更知道他们 Which is why you know better than any of us
是一群彻头彻尾的废物 what a bunch of total shitbags they are.
我花了太长的时间 I spent so long obsessed with revenge
痴迷于对失乐普星人及后来银河警察的复仇 on the Shlorpians, then on the Sils,
只有现在我才意识到 it's only now that I realized I didn't want
我不再需要速度与激情的战车 the Fast and the Furious cars.
我需要的是伙伴 I wanted the familia.
你说的太对了 而且此刻 我们保护它 You're god damn right. And right now, we have to protect it!
扎 等等 我们应该释放其他人 Zy, wait, we gotta release the others.
混蛋 Aw, fuck!
他正在试图逃走 He's trying to get away.
妈的 他不在上面 Shit, he isn't up here.
这都是你的错 你他妈是一个冒牌的全息人 This is all your fault, you fake fucking Holo!
你才是冒牌的全息人 You're the fake Holo.
我没有要求你这样做 是你邀请我加入的 I didn't ask for this. You invited me in.
现在我邀请你去死 And now I invite you to die!
大王让我们相信我们需要偷才可以生存下去 Skel had us convinced that we needed to steal to survive.
但格里格是正确的 我们可以做的更好 But Gragger was right. We can be better.
我们可以建设这个社区并且帮助全息人找到生活目标 We can build this neighborhood and help Holos find purpose.
我们能夺回这座城市而没必要变成 We can take back this city without becoming how the Sils
银河警察和拉夫人认为的那样 and the 'Raffs see us.
这感觉天方夜谭 但这是正确的事 It might feel impossible, but it's the right thing to do.
为了格里格 For Gragger.
格里格之家 欢迎所有的人
又一年过去了
我曾经想我可以在嘉年华上开一个摊 I was thinking I could open up a stall at the carnival.
他们大把的捞钱 而且有免费的棉花糖 They rake in bippies, plus free cotton candy!
现在一切都很顺利 Now this feels right.
他们只需要有人去信任他们 They just needed someone to believe in them.
我想你们已经搞定了 I think you've got that covered.
我知道承认你是银色警察比较难 Look, I know it was hard admitting you were a Sil,
但你救了我们 伙计 but you saved us, man.
你不用为了复仇而舍弃生命 You don't have to dedicate your life to getting revenge.
你说的对 You're right.
太好了 你们这些家伙很擅长这些工作 Alright, you guys are getting pretty good at this.
我想我们可以很快开一家面包店了 I think we'll be able to open a bakery in no time.
格伦 Glen?
我只想警告你 这么大规模的基因改变 I just gotta warn you, with this much of a DNA change,
我不知道你是否可以变回你自己 I don't know if you can ever go back to who you were.
继续 Do it.
嘿 大块头 我可以为你做些什么 Hey, big guy. What can I do you for?
这就是银河警察的报名处吗 Is this where I sign up to be a Silvercop?
是的 但你必须得通过入学考试 Yeah, but first you gotta make it through the academy.
你生命中最痛苦的六个月 Worst six months of your life.
大部分的应聘者都被淘汰了 Most recruits wash out.
压力 它可以改变你们的想法 The stress, it changes their brains.
摧毁他们原来的样子 Destroys who they used to be.
但是如果你可以毕业 你会得到一顶免费的贝雷帽 But if you graduate, you get a free beret.
你觉得你可以做到吗 Think you got what it takes?
我会不惜一切代价 I have to do whatever it takes.
只有伸张了正义我才可以平静 I can't find peace until I get justice.
好的 怪胎 Okay, weirdo.
姓名 Name?
呃... 道奇 Uh... Dodge.
道奇·查哲 Dodge Charger.
你是刚刚编了个名字吗 Did you just make up that name?
是的 Yep.
酷 欢迎来做银河警察 Cool. Welcome to the Silvercops.
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