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科沃 和老板一起生活感觉怎么样 Korvo, how do you like living with the boss?
泰 里 的 第 一 次 全 体 会 议
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校对： 阿谚 后期： 孤亦
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我猜就像和国王生活一样 I bet it's like living with a king!
闭嘴 道格 Shut up, Doug.
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请让泰里不是我老板 Terry's hashtag not my boss hashtag.
这个标签火起来 Let's get that trending.
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太令人激动了 This is so exciting!
好期待他如何入场 I wonder how he's going to enter.
他就在盒子里 He's in the box.
他会不会坐直升机进来 Yo, what if he copters in?
你脑子少根筋吗 What the fuck is wrong with you?
泰里会从盒子里跳出来 Terry's just gonna jump out from the box,
制造一种 想不到吧 with the element of surprise being
我一直都在 的感觉 that he was here the whole time.
噔噔 Ta-dee!
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他连当当都没说对 He didn't even get ta-da right.
我全都听到了 Hear ye, hear ye.
今天叫大家来 要宣布一个重大消息 I called you today as I haveth a giant annoucement-eth.
众所周知 我的前辈科林·萨纳 As we know, my predecessor Colin Sarner,
愿他安息 他是个彻头彻尾的白痴 may he rest in power, was a total dipshit.
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他把达文波特耙子公司搞得一团糟 He ran Davenport Rakes into the ground.
我们有五万个耙子 We've got, like, 50,000 rakes just sittin' in the warehouse
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在仓库里吃灰 sucking their own tits.
如果不把它们卖掉 公司就完蛋了 If we don't sell them, this company's fooked.
拜托 皮姆 Come on, Pim!
不要打破第四堵墙了 No breaking the fourth wall.
我们可付不起卡拉辛斯基的离谱版税 We can't afford to pay Krasinski the spoof royalties.
不过我有办法拯救大家 But I have a plan to save us all.
我们可以和木制城市签合同 We are gonna get the Wooden City contract!
我 们 要 去 木 头 城
- 好的 - 好激动 - Alright. - So exciting.
木头城是世界上最需要耙子的城市 The Wooden City is the most raked city in the world.
城里所有人都是树和大便做的 Everybody who lives there is all trees and shit.
我只需要拿下他们的审计官 All I have to do is charm their comptroller,
他是拿主意的人 然后我们就发了 the man who makes all the big decisions, and fuckin' boom,
达文波特耙子公司就成了该市专用耙子提供商 Davenport Rakes becomes the city's exclusive rake provider.
注意 这是趟公差 Now look, this is a work trip, people.
我需要一队心腹同行 也就是我的家人 I'll need a trusted team to come with, mi familia.
皮姆 贾姆 珍妮丝 还有科沃 Pim, Jam, Janice, and Korvo.
必须的 Obviously.
- 你能帮我们买中餐吗 - 什么 - Can you get us Chinese food? - What?
我才不要去买午餐 I'm not getting lunch.
对 不应该让你去的 Yeah, that's probably a good call.
上次你只点了一份馄饨汤 You only ordered wonton soup last time.
道格 能给我们带点中国美食吗 Doug, can you get us some Chinese food?
- 太好了 - 我发起投票踢出道格 - Yes! - I call a vote to remove Doug.
大家支持吗 All in favor?
你们不能踢掉道格 兄弟 他要给我们带午饭 You can't remove Doug, bro, he's getting us lunch.
道格 道格 Doug, Doug.
道格 道格 道格 道格 道格 道格 Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug.
失乐普星球曾是一个完美的乌托邦 Planet Shlorp was the perfect utopia,
可被小行星撞了个稀巴烂 until the asteroid hit.
一百多名成年人以及 One hundred adults and
他们的复制人带着发配的蛹宝宝 their replicants were issued a Pupa,
逃向了... 外太空 and escaped into the... space,
奔走于杳无人迹的外星球 只为寻找新的家园 searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds.
我们迫降在地球 We crashed on Earth,
困在了这个本就人口过剩的星球上 stranding us on an already overpopulated planet.
没错 我就是个不停叨叨的话唠 That's right, I've been talking this whole time.
那个抱着蛹宝宝的就是我 I'm the one holding the Pupa.
我叫科沃 我... 我是这剧的主人 My name is Korvo. This is my show.
见鬼 蛹宝宝刚溜掉了 Bollocks, I just dropped the Pupa.
简直荒诞无稽 我痛恨地球 Ugh. This is ridiculous. I hate Earth.
这简直是人间地狱啊 It's a horrible home.
这的人都是糊涂蛋 People are stupid and confusing.
他们吃香蕉的方式太恶心了 It's disgusting how they treat bananas.
他们把皮剥下来扔掉 They just strip their peels and throw them away.
那可是香蕉的房子 混蛋们 That's the banana's house, you assholes!
外星也难民 第四季 第二集
禁足真是糟透了 Being grounded sucks.
他们不该这么对待我们 We don't deserve this.
我们用原木砸人 毁了校园舞会 Well, we ruined the school dance by smashing someone with logs
然后把有个女生的全身都弄有老二 and then put tiny penises all over one of the Staci's bodies.
没错 可更糟的是 我很无聊 Yeah, but I'm bored, which is way worse.
我知道我们可以做什么了 Oh, I know what we can do!
我们再听一次疯狂树干的最新专辑 Let's listen to the latest Daft Trunk album again!
♪ 这玩意起火了 这玩意起火了 ♪ This shit's fire, this shit is fire
我讨厌疯狂树干 I hate Daft Trunk.
他们不过是化学兄弟的木头城版高仿 They're just the Wooden City knock-off of The Chemical Brothers.
注: 英国电子乐队
带我去木头城 泰里 Just take me to the Wooden City, Terry.
带上我 带上我 Take me, take me.
科沃 这是个高端职业商务局 Korvo, this is a high-level professional business trip.
只带核心人物 Essential personnel only.
可你带上了珍妮丝 You're taking fucking Janice.
她每年会耳部感染三次 She gets three ear infections a year
因为她打喷嚏的时候总捏住鼻子 from holding her nose when she sneezes.
可她的同行评审得分很高 She scored very high on her peer reviews,
她说自己唯一的弱点是芝乐坊餐厅的芝士蛋糕 and she said her only weakness is Cheesecake Factory cheesecake.
太可爱了 That's so likable.
木头城 我能去吗 Ooh, Wooden City! Can I go?
疯狂树干本周要举行一项极密专辑发行聚会 Daft Trunk is doing a super-secret album-release party this week.
太酷了 你能见到其他粉丝 对吗 Oh, cool, so you can meet up with their other fan?
当然不行 你被禁足了 Obviously not, you're grounded.
可他们一直是我最爱的乐队 But they're my favorite band of all time.
他们是我的哈里·斯泰尔斯 They're my Harry Styles.
注: 英国著名男歌手
抱歉 杰西 我们要保持正常 Sorry, Jesse, we have to stay normal,
以防蛹宝宝又变成水蒸汽 so the Pupa doesn't turn into steam again.
这正是我和泰里尽力保住工作 That's why Terry and I have to keep these jobs
而你被惩罚的原因 and you have to be punished.
别让我求你 Don't make me say pwease.
求你了 Pwease!
杰小朋友 你这么自然地向我求助 J-friend, you're naturally turning to me
是因为我散发出大气的老板风度 because I have giant boss energy.
我明白 I get it.
可我是个成年人 言以立信 你已被禁足 But I'm an adult, and my word is my bond. You're grounded.
我要开始悍马豪华轿车版布偶奇遇记了 Oh, that's my Fraggle Rock -themed Hummer limo.
注:于1983年首播的加拿大动画片
我让司机打扮成了豆荚行动队 拜拜 I made the driver dress up like a Doozer. Bye!
注:美国学前教育动画片人物
该死的表格 Shitty-shit-shit, Excel.
去你的纵向查找函数 Damn your shitty VLOOKUPs
垃圾基本矩形单元格 and rudimentary rectangular cells.
嘿 大科沃 Hey, big Korvy.
你喜欢火星巧克力棒吗 兄弟 You like Mars bars, dude?
别套近乎 离我远点 Our proximity does not make us friends, leave me alone.
那银河牌的呢 How about Milky Way?
我当然喜欢银河巧克力棒 Of course, I like Milky Way bars.
它们尝起来就像来自真实银河的 They happen to taste exactly like the background radiation
本底辐射 from the actual Milky Way.
哈 Ha!
在美国以外 银河的配方和火星巧克力棒一样 Outside the US, the Milky Way recipe is a Mars bar.
上帝 道格 别再讲糖果冷知识了 Jesus Christ, Doug, enough with the candy trivia.
每次聊天 你总是说糖果 Every fucking conversation, you contort back to candy.
以后我听见一句糖果的科普 If I hear another goddamn candy fact,
我就打你一次 I'm gonna hurt you.
好了 明白了 Alright, yeah, got it, huh.
你知道牛轧糖是... You know the nougat is...
请道格接电话 Yo, put Doug on.
从前的道格已经变成订书机了 The man who was once Doug is now a stapler.
科沃 你不能把我的雇员变成办公用品 Korvs, you can't turn my employees into office supplies.
这我哪能知道呢 How was I supposed to know that?
我之前又没做过 这是第一次 I've never done it before. This was my first one.
我要派道格做一件只有道格才能做的独家任务 I needed Doug for a specific Doug-task only Doug can do.
他就是道格狗狗 He's the Doug dog.
什么 我超喜欢独家 What? I love specificity.
我不太相信 不过好吧 Ehh, I doubt it, but fine.
去我家拿蛹宝宝 Go to my house and get the Pupa.
你凭什么认为我不行 Why the hell did you think I couldn't do that?
那可是我的房子和蛹宝宝 It's my house and my Pupa.
这就像是道格的特约演出 Eh, it just felt like a Doug gig.
蛹宝宝是我向审计官展示的 The Pupa's a very important part of my presentation
非常重要的部分 to the comptroller.
我要他越屁越好 I need him A-S-A-Piss.
你说什么玩意 Is that what you think the P stands for?
喂 Hello?
空心球 Swish!
投得好 空心进球 Nice shot, nothing but net.
你们能别拿蛹宝宝投球了吗 Would you stop playing Pupa-shot?
他不是线上游戏 我的天 He's not an arcade game, for fuck's sake.
你为什么不上班 Why aren't you at work?
我得把蛹宝宝带到木头城 I have to bring the Pupa to the Wooden City.
泰里已经在审计官面前 Terry's already screwing up his presentation
出丑丢人了 for the comptroller.
审计官是政治领域第二光鲜的工作 Ooh, comptroller is the second-fanciest political job
最光鲜的是采购职员 right after procurement clerk.
我换衣服的时候把球从蛹宝宝里拿出来 Get your balls out of the Pupa while I change.
这是我们溜去木头城的机会 This is our chance to sneak out to the Wooden City
去看疯狂树干乐队 and see Daft Trunk.
不行 我们得表现得正常一点 Nah-uh, we gotta be normal.
被禁足的时候溜出来不是很正常吗 What's more normal than sneaking out while you're grounded?
而且 那里有很多木头城的街边小吃 Plus, there will be a lot of Wooden City street food.
这太赞啦 好吧 我同意了 Ooh, Shrub-Ka-Bobs! Okay, I'm sold.
我们得想个溜出去的办法 Now we just gotta figure out a way to sneak out of here,
不能让科沃看见 so Korvo doesn't see us.
三分球 Three-pointer!
- 闭嘴 - 你才要闭嘴 - Shut up! - You shut up!
木头城 生生不息
别在白天运动 Don't exercise in the daytime!
- 去你的 - 去我的 - Fuck you! - Fuck me?
去你的 你个蠢木头 Fuck you, you stupid wooden piece of shit.
多谢啦 蛹宝宝 Thanks, Pupes.
我为什么要花钱买Hulu保险 Why am I even paying for Hulu insurance
它连开车走神都不保赔吗 if it doesn't cover me for zoning out behind the wheel?
我要去买迪士尼的保险 I'm switching to Disney+ insurance.
你说它们是同一家公司是什么意思 What do you mean it's the same company?
这怎么可能 How does that make any sense?
拉米（Ramy）：和本剧一样，为Hulu原创剧集
给我接拉米 我要求和拉米通话 Put me on with Ramy. I demand to talk to Ramy.
听好了 Alright, listen up.
我们这样才能进入疯狂树干的 This is how we get into Daft Trunk's
VIP专辑发布派对 VIP album-release party.
两份玉米饼卷石头 Two tacos el pa-STONE,
你还有炸叶丸子吗 and do you have any fa-LEAF-el pockets?
参加今晚的演唱会的唯一方法 The only way to get into the concert tonight,
就是找到黄金甜菜 is with a Golden Beet.
疯狂树干把它们藏在城市里 Daft Trunk hid them around the city
线索就在音乐里 and put clues in their music.
就像寻宝游戏一样 It's like a scavenger hunt.
♪ 这玩意是火 这玩意是火 ♪ ♪ This shit's fire, this shit is fire ♪
- ♪ 它好亮 ♪ - 这不是音乐 ♪ It's so lit ♪ - This isn't music.
火焰 燃烧 Fire, burn.
他们在唱盛大火焰纪念区 They're singing about the Great Fire Memorial site.
是我们之前放的火吗 The fire we started back in the day?
那场火还不错 但我不觉得它多么盛大 Why, it was good, but I don't know if I'd call it great.
等等 我想买点叉烧树皮 Wait, I want some barbecue-pulled bark.
三树酒店
谢了 道格 Thanks, Doug.
你知道我不是道格 You know I'm not Doug.
万能开锁射线
你就这么准备 This is how you're prepping
职业生涯最重要的一次展示吗 for the biggest presentation of your career?
用这个虚荣的冰模 With a vanity ice luge?
这和你一点也不像 Pff, this doesn't even look like you.
你的冰槽不可能这么窄 Your luge trough isn't anywhere near this narrow.
又开始抱怨了 Alright, here we go.
你为什么需要蛹宝宝 Why did you even need the Pupa?
我不喜欢他和这些蠢人交往 I don't like him exposed to all this stupidity.
不然很快 他就会支持太空人们 Next thing you know, he'll be rooting for the Astros
猛灌五洛克酒了 and chugging Five Loko.
他的脸能打开我的手提箱 His faccia unlocks my briefcase.
这是什么 What the hell?
土拨鼠树纪念币 Woodchuck E. Trees tokens?
我要带审计官去土拨鼠树 I'm gonna take the comptroller to Woodchuck E. Trees
让他玩得开心 这样我们就能谈成交易了 and show him a good time so that we can close this deal.
那是小孩才去的赌场 That's a casino for children!
审计官是专业人士 Comptroller is a professional.
他要去商务地点用餐饮酒 He needs to be wined and dined with adult business-y things,
比如五十年陈酿的苏格兰威士忌 like 50-year-old bottles of Scotch
聊聊经济形势 and discussions about the economy.
我们要玩滑雪球 聊聊我的新发明 We're gonna play Skee-Ball and talk about my new invention,
地球耙子 the Earth Rake.
任何耙子都能耙地 All rakes rake the Earth.
你会让公司破产的 You're going to tank the company.
我要拿耙子排序压你一头了 Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and pull rake rank on you
你该回办公室了 and send you back to the office.
你的负能量让我很不满 Your energy's really bringing my shit down.
我开了三小时车就为了帮你开手提箱 I just drove three hours so you could open a briefcase.
你的老板已经下达命令 Your boss hath spoken!
请一起静默一会 We take a moment of silence
几年在大火中失去的生命 to honor those that we lost in the Great Fire.
如果你仔细听 你能听到亡灵和我们说话 If you listen closely, you can hear the dead speaking to us,
也许能让我们对另一边的生活 抱有希望 perhaps giving us hope for what awaits on the other side.
这里什么都没有 There's nothing fucking here.
我讨厌接触人们失败的湿愿望 Ugh, I hate touching people's failed wet wishes.
我们肯定漏掉了什么 We have to be missing something.
燃烧吧 燃烧吧 在阿尔芭石头后面 Burn burn burn, behind the Alba Rock.
我们得找到杰西卡·阿尔芭形象的石头 We need to find a Jessica Alba-shaped rock.
注: 美国知名女演员
看 Look!
耶 Yay!
我就知道现在镇上没有两个外星人 Shit, I know there aren't two aliens in my town right now.
这样可不好 Nah-uh, son.
抱歉 恶霸们 我们刚... Oh, sorry, bullies, we're just...
从哪来的回哪去 Go back where you came from.
木头公民享有木头城 建立隔离墙 Wood City for wood citizens. Build the wall!
专注一条口号吧 Focus your message already.
他们拿到甜菜了 No, they took the Beet!
如果我们把他俩的头撞在一起 Hey, do you think if we smashed their heads together,
他们能变得好看点吗 they'd look better?
嘿 残树株们 离他们远点 Hey, stumps! Leave them alone.
别逼我使出提莫西·查拉梅的动作 Don't make me show you my Timothée Chalamet moves.
注:甜茶 美国著名男演员
随便你 松果 Whatever, Pinecone.
只是在执行公民义务罢了 Just doing our civic duty.
你们俩不该单独在城里逛 You two should not be wandering around the city alone.
我们只是在找金甜菜 We were just looking for Hot Beets.
是为了去疯狂树干的VIP派对吗 For the Daft Trunk VIP release party?
我也是 我很着迷 Me too, I'm obsessed.
- 好朋友 - 恶心 - Trunk buddies. - Gross.
他们的抖声上说 According to their Stick Tok,
只剩几个金甜菜了 there are only a few Beets left.
我们组队一起找吧 Maybe we team up and find them together?
我对这座城市了如指掌 I know this city like the back of my cone,
我还有辆摩托车 and I have a motorcycle.
比汽车更不安全的交通工具 Wow, a way to get somewhere that's less safe than a car?
我坐副驾 Shotgun!
我需要你冷静 I need you to chill here
做出最讨人欢心的样子 and be the most entertained you've ever been.
我知道你喜欢古代世界的七大奇迹 I know you love the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World,
这是卡里亚国王陵墓造型的捏捏乐 so here's a pop-it shaped like the Mausoleum at Halicarnassus.
珍妮丝 你个大傻子 Hey, Janice, you big dummy.
来喝一杯 Do a shot from my floppy slot.
2023届万岁 Class of 2023 forever!
你在后面干什么 What the fuck are you doing back?
泰里 你继续使唤我吧 这太性感了 Terry, you keep bossing me around, and it's extremely sexy.
我想和你在宾馆做有趣奇怪的事 I wanna do fun, kinky hotel stuff with you
毁掉一张再也不用看到的床 and destroy a bed we'll never have to see again.
我们需要这间房 Uh, uh, phew, we need the room.
珍妮丝 清空我接下来十五 Janice, clear my schedule for the next 15
不 十六分钟的日程 no, 16 minutes.
实际上 等等 十五分钟就可以 Actually, wait, 15, 15 was right.
你喜欢我当老板的样子 是吗 So, you like it when I'm the boss, huh?
这让我想舔你的牙齿 It makes me want to lick your spacious teeth
铐住这脆弱的手腕 and tie these delicate wrists down.
这在我脆弱的手腕上太紧了 Oh, shit, that's so tight on my fragile wrists.
嘿 你要去哪 Oh, hey, where are you going?
你用《杰罗德游戏》里的伎俩对付我 Oh, fuck, are you Gerald's Gaming me?
电影中女子和丈夫玩性游戏被捆绑在床头后丈夫却意外身亡 女子陷入困境
是你教我 You're the one who taught me to use
用史蒂芬·金的情节来获取好处 mid-tier Stephen King plots to get my way.
为什么 你说我是性感老板 But why? You said I was the sexy boss.
我不能让你搞砸木头城协议 I can't let you tank the Wooden City contract.
风险太高了 The stakes are way too high.
科沃 别把这招使在我身上 Korvo, don't Gerald's Game me, wait!
我看电影时睡着了 我不知道结局 I fell asleep in that movie, and I don't know how it ends.
没有什么比在做了一周的审计之后 Nothing like swingin' the old golf ball
打打高尔夫球更爽了 对吧 after a week of comptrolling, am I right?
那个名叫泰里的伙计去哪了 What happened to that Terry fellow?
他本来要给我看地球耙子 He was gonna show me an Earth Rake.
看出来您很失望 Look, I can tell you're disappointed,
还是大概您正常就这表情 or maybe you just have a resting birch face,
但我已经准备好玩一局最无聊的高尔夫了 but I'm prepared to play the most boring round of golf,
为了让你知道达文波特耙子 just to show you how serious Davenport Rakes is
对您的生意有多认真 about getting your business.
想来点刺激的吗 Wanna make this interesting?
我赌一千你不能把球打过那棵树 I'll bet you a thousand bucks you can't make your shot behind that tree.
我有名字的 叫克里斯·派恩 I have a name. It's Chris Pine.
没问题 我这就给您露一手 Uh, sure, if you need me to impress you, I-I-I can sink that.
我的“罗”天啊 Holy Shiv Roy.
我赌两千你做不到 Okay, double or nothing.
赌三倍你不行 Ugh, triple or nothing.
四倍 Quadruple or nothing.
超级加倍 Duo-nipple or nothing.
我们家乡有类似的游戏 只不过你输了的话 We had a similar game on the home world, except if you lost,
你的眼球就会被当作高尔夫球 your eyeballs were used on the driving ranges.
我腋下那只眼睛就是这么没的 I used to have a third eye in my armpit.
这里是前台 有什么可以帮助您 Front desk.
救命 我遇到了《杰罗德游戏》里的情况 Help, I've been Gerald's Gamed.
如果我们为每一个 If we sent help to everyone
遇到你这种情况的人提供帮助 who was being Gerald's Gamed,
我们就没空来闻你的内裤了 we'd have no time to sniff your boxers.
我可是价值五十亿美元耙子公司的总裁 I'm a major Rake Executive at a Fortune five billion company.
抱歉 电梯坏了 Sorry the elevator is out,
我只能走楼梯 so I had to take the stairs,
但我又忘记拿心脏病药了 and I forgot to take my heart meds.
不过幸好我有这个菲力树牛排 But luckily, I was able eat this Philly Treesteak
再上来的路上了 on the way up.
有种不祥的预感 Not loving this pattern.
让我先... Let me just...
好的 现在和电影海报 Okay, now this is exactly like the poster
完全一致了 from Gerald's Game.
不 No!
我不明白为什么金甜菜不在这里 I don't understand why the Beet wasn't in there.
歌词说的是 更大 更快 更强 The lyrics were, "Bigger, faster, stronger.
更大 更快 苹果店更强 Bigger, faster, Apple store stronger."
啊 我懂了 Oh, shit!
苹果店
嘿 快停下 Hey, yo, stop that.
我刚刚才搭的苹果塔 I just built that apple tower, come on!
等等 Hang on.
提示词来自歌曲《咬一口》 The apple store lyrics are from the song 'Take A Bite'.
如果 What if--
好主意 Good idea, the girl.
振作起来 去咬一咬 Nut up and take a bite, bitch.
已熟可即食
要赔的噢 Gonna have to pay for that.
找到了 The Beet!
背后有一张通往派对的地图 And there's a map to the venue on the back.
干得漂亮 快 我们坐这架旧直升机走 Wow, great work kid. Come on, let's jump on the old chopper.
我知道有条近路 I know a shortcut.
把金甜菜放下 Now, drop that Beet.
松球 你想干嘛 Pinecone, what are you doing?
我们都能凭这张贵宾票进去的 This VIP pass can admit all of us.
老子才不管 I don't give a shit about that.
我他妈的讨厌疯狂树干 I fucking hate Daft Trunk.
我甚至都不是一个讨人喜欢的松球 I'm not even a lovable pinecone.
- 你竟然是一只烂桃子 - 恶心 - You're a rotten peach. - Ew!
没错 我是只烂桃子 You're damn right, I am.
现在把金甜菜给我 Now gimme that Beet.
为什么 But why?
我去亚特兰大的途中需要油钱 I needed gas money for my trip to Atlanta,
因为这玩意在高速上油耗半升每公里 because this thing only gets five mpg on the highway
都是因为这个侧座 because of the sidecar, which I only have
等我接到我女朋友 because my girlfriend is going to sit in it
就让她坐侧座上 when I pick her up.
我得赶屁去找她 I gotta see my girlfriend A-S-A-Piss,
因为她被迫和几个男室友住一起 because she's stuck with a couple of male roommates
他们一直在给她按摩 who give her massages all the time.
她肯定很崩溃 Aww, she must be so stressed out.
噢 可我觉得她已经不再是你女朋友了 Oh, buddy, I don't think she's your girlfriend anymore.
闭嘴 Shut the fuck up!
所有人都这么说 That's what everyone always says.
这破镇子里没人真正接受我 No one ever accepted me in this shitty town
因为桃子不是森林里的原住民植物 because peaches aren't native to the woods.
我是一个孤独的桃子 在这座城市诞生的时候 I was a lonely peach, left as trash from a tiki drink,
我从鸡尾酒里被挑出来扔了 when this entire city was created.
我从没真正融入进来 I never really fit in.
我一辈子都在向别人证明自己的价值 My whole life has been proving my worth to everyone.
所以我要离开这里 去找女朋友 So I'm gettin' outta here and meeting up with my girlfriend
她在乔治亚州的亚特兰大 in Atlanta, Georgia.
当我出现在那里的时候 And when I show up,
就会给她一个大大的惊喜 it's gonna be a big surprise to my girlfriend,
因为她现在不回我电话 because she's not returning my calls right now.
我肯定她手机坏了 I'm sure her phone is probably broken.
她的某一个柏拉图式关系的肌肉男朋友 One of her muscular, platonic friends
大概踩到了它 probably stepped on it.
把金甜菜给我 你们也不准跟着我 Gimme that shit and don't you dare follow me.
你们俩怂货 You're pussies.
你敢信 Can you believe that?
我不 那些人肯定上了他女朋友 No, those guys are definitely nailing his girlfriend.
你得再派别人过来 I-I need you to send someone else.
你净找些傻叉 You keep sending a bunch of silly gooses
他们全死我身上了 who all end up dying on me
不是绊倒就是心脏病突发就是花生过敏 by tripping and heart-attacking and peanut-allerging.
你也被绑在床上了吗 You're being Gerald's Gamed too?
啊 看看我们 同病相怜 Ah, we're Bachman buddies.
噢老天 我得把我的钱赢回来 Oh God, I gotta win my money back.
我们赌点别的吧 Let's bet on something else.
不如我们另辟蹊径 忘掉 How about we shift gears, forget about the fact
你欠我二十五万美元的事情 that you owe me $250K,
谈谈达文波特耙子怎么样 and talk about Davenport Rakes?
在我把钱赢回来之前 I can't focus on a fucking landscaping presentation
我没法认真听你介绍项目 until I win my money back.
啊 辣猫头鹰翅挑战 Ooh, the spicy owl wing challenge.
如果我赢了这个挑战 我们就两不相欠 If I beat it, I don't owe you shit,
但要是输了 我就听听你的介绍 but if I lose, I'll listen to your presentation.
先生 这些猫头鹰翅极辣 您可能会被辣死 Sir, those are extremely spicy and you might die,
但我不得不赌 轮到你了 but I'd be an idiot not to take that bet. You're on.
你利用了我喜欢 You took advantage of my obsession
在度假时做爱的个性 with fucking in a fun vacation setting.
我老早该这么做了 This is something I should have done a long time ago.
至少几个小时前我就该这么做了 Or at the very least, like, a few hours ago,
这样这一切就不会发生 and we would've avoided all of this.
耙子决斗 Rake fight!
这就是你为什么永远成不了一个真正的老板 This is exactly why you could never be a real boss.
真正的领导需要接纳成熟又无聊的东西 Real leadership takes embracing boring, grown-up stuff.
这不仅仅是和冰雕玩玩 It's more than just parties with ice sculptures,
或者想一些愚蠢的小发明这么简单 and coming up with dumb inventions.
上吧 地球耙子 That's it, my Earth Rake.
这下糟了 Oh, fuck!
噢 扫得真干净 他们干得不错 Ooh, very clean, they did a nice job.
为什么一个镇子会有这么多蜂蜜 Why does a town even need this much honey?
我的天 这好好吃 Shit damn, this is delicious!
我从在周六夜现场 Aw, I've loved Daft Trunk
SNL: 周六夜现场 美国一档于周六深夜时段直播的喜剧小品类综艺节目
看到疯狂树干的时候就喜欢上他们了 since I discovered them on SNL.
现在我大概再也见不到他们了 And now I'll probably never meet them.
为什么我们不像电影《瞒天过海:美人计》那样闯进去 Why don't we just break in to the party Ocean's 8 style,
影片中成员闯入一年一度时尚盛典实施偷窃
那可是我唯一认可的罪犯抢劫电影 the only Ocean movie I recognize?
我们又不知道派对在哪 We don't know where it is.
地图在金甜菜反面 The map was on the back of the Beet.
那只烂桃子把它拿走了 That rotten peach took my stuff.
我们不会再找到另一个线索了 We'll never find another clue.
我们得把他们所有歌词都熟记于心才行 We'd have to know all their amazing lyrics by heart.
等等 Wait a minute.
我记得疯狂树干的所有歌词 I know all the lyrics to every Daft Trunk song ever made,
因为 我 洋洋乐 是疯狂树干的超级粉丝 because I, Yumyulack Opposites, am a huge Daft Trunk fan.
那你为什么假装厌恶 But why did you pretend to hate
这支有史以来最棒的乐队 the raddest band of all time?
我得维护我无政府主义者的名声 I have an anarchist reputation to protect, yo.
话说回来 我想有些歌词 Anyway, there are some lyrics that I've been thinking about
也许能帮到我们 that might help us.
♪ 派对嗨翻天 像得了结膜炎 ♪ Party in the sky, party like you're dying of pink eye
我都不记得那首歌了 I don't even remember that song.
我花一万块钱买下来了这首 I paid $10,000 for a bonus track they made
为一个死于结膜炎的朋友制作的曲目 for a friend who died of pink eye.
愿他安息 Bless up.
哇 洋洋乐 你真是他们的忠实粉丝 Wow, Yum, you are a real fan.
派对嗨翻天... "Party in the sky..."
在那 There!
都怪你 This is all your fault.
难道是我启动的太空耙子 Oh, I unleashed a space rake
撞翻了蜂巢塔 然后我们才被淹在蜂蜜里的吗 that hit a giant beehive tower that flooded us in honey?
你要是相信我 这一切都不会发生 None of this would've happened if you just believed in me.
你想把那个审计官带去土拨鼠树 You were gonna take the comptroller to Woodchuck E. Trees.
我查过了 I did my research.
那个审计官是个不折不扣的赌鬼 That comptroller is a degenerate gambler.
而土拨鼠树就像是一个胜算很大的赌场 Woodchuck E Trees is basically just a very winnable casino.
天啊 你说对了 Oh, my God, you're right.
一整天他都想着赢过我 All day, he was just trying to win.
泰里 对不起 我应该相信你的 Terry, I'm sorry. I should've believed in you.
从现在起 你是我的领导 From now on, I see you as a leader.
我俩平起平坐 你主外 我主内 And we're equal leaders, you at work, and me at home.
天啊 我们在下沉 Oh God, w-w-we're sinking.
我们只有一通电话的时间 然后就完蛋了 We only have time for one call before we're totally dipped.
- 把电话给我 - 没门 - Give it to me. - No fucking way.
相信我是一个领导者 Believe in me as a leader.
你好 这里是叶子马拉提披萨店 Hello, Leaf Malnati's Pizza.
该死 泰里 你为什么要点披萨 Goddamn it, Terry, why would you order a pizza?
在吗老兄 我很忙的 Hello, I got a lot of customers, man. Hello?
我想点一个大份的意大利辣肠... Can I get a large pepperoni...
加大蒜 青椒... with garlic, green peppers...
洋蓟心还有 artichoke hearts and
新鲜的西红柿 谢谢 fresh tomatoes, please?
你的披萨到了 兄弟 Got your pie, man.
追踪你的手机定位找到了你 Tracked your phone to your location.
一共二十七 That'll be 27 bucks.
味道居然还不错 Uh, it tastes so good though.
你怎么知道这能行的 How did you know that would work?
要是他们没送到 会被扣工资的 If they don't complete a delivery, it comes out of their paycheck.
他们送餐比紧急服务还快 They get placed faster than emergency services.
我 我很佩服你 泰里 I'm, I'm impressed, Terry.
对了 我没带现金 Yeah, I don't have any cash on me.
科沃 你能付钱吗 Korvo, can you pay the man?
你有必要加最贵的料吗 Did you really need to order the most expensive toppings
只是救急而已 for a rescue pizza?
只要你尝过加洋蓟的披萨 Boo, once you have pizza with artichokes,
你就吃不下别的了 you will never fuck with choke-less again.
哇 Wowie!
我们得从这个洞溜进去 We're gonna have to sneak in through that "Winnie The Pooh" hole.
仅限出口
我先踩着你的肩膀上去 I'll climb on your shoulders to get in there,
然后打开这个门 你再进来 then I'll open the side door and you can come in.
等等 为什么不是我踩着你肩膀上去 Wait, why don't I climb on your shoulders?
因为你的角色塑造比我强 Because you're stronger than me from carrying all the character work.
我只是个跑龙套的 I'm just a cipher.
是啊 你的故事线太单薄了 Yeah, your stories are pretty thin.
好了 把你的2D屁股挪上去吧 Alright, get your two-dimensional ass up there.
天呐天呐天呐 我是你们的忠实粉丝 Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, I'm a huge fan.
你们的每张专辑我都买了 能给我签个名吗 I bought every one of your albums. Can you sign something for me?
签我腰带上 不 签我脸上 My bounty belt? No, my face!
是之前那些恶霸 Oh, the bullies from earlier?
看啊 之前的废物外星人 Look, it's that alien trash.
我以为拦住你们 你们就找不到甜菜了 I thought we blocked your sorry ass so you couldn't find any Beets.
没想到你找到这来了 Yet here you are,
像个不受欢迎的讨厌虫一样到处爬 crawling around like a wormy bitch where you're not wanted.
这跟你们第二张专辑写的一样 This is just like your second album,
永远不要跟偶像见面 Never Meet Your Heroes,
因为你会发现他们都是恶霸 Because They Turn Out to be Bullies.
我觉得他想我在他脸上留个印 I think he wants an autograph on his face.
好耶 我们走 Yay, let's go!
这是怎么了 Whoa, what happened?
杰西 我得告诉你一些事 Jesse, there's something you should know.
我见到疯狂树干了 I met Daft Trunk.
别说了别说了 Shut your face, shut it.
天啊 快告诉我他们长什么样 Oh, my God, open your face and tell me what they were like.
他们... They were...
太棒了 你简直无法想象 amazing, like, better than you could imagine.
我就知道 I frigging knew it.
天呐 我得进去瞧瞧 我看起来怎么样 Oh gosh, I gotta get in there. How do I look?
你刚刚错过了 You just missed them.
我看到他们出去了 I saw them on their way out.
他们明天早上要去录播客节目 They think they're doing the Smartless podcast in the morning,
所以 派对结束了 so, party's over.
天啊 Oh, geez.
但是我给你带了他们其中一个的头盔 But I did get you one of their helmets.
天啊 不是吧 Ah, no way. Get outta here!
和你一起禁足是我遇到过的 Being grounded with you is the best thing
最棒的一件事 that's ever happened to me.
七个鸡翅 Seven wings.
我做到了 我吃完了整整七个 I did it, I ate all seven.
科沃 Korvo...
我现在很高兴 I'm so happy right now,
你说什么我都答应你 I'll say yes to anything you have to pitch.
我很乐意做这笔买卖 I would love to close this deal,
但这场胜利应该属于泰里 but this win belongs to Terry.
他是我们公司真正的领导者 He's the real boss of our company
这一切都要归功于他 and deserves all of the credit.
谢谢科沃 Thank you, Korvo.
- 审计官先生 我不干了 - 什么 - Mr. Comptroller, I quit. - What?
我就只在家里当领导者好了 I can just be an equal boss at home.
不用通勤 也没有道格 Zero commute time and no Doug.
但是家里归我管 But home is my castle.
还有 你必须保住这份工作 Plus, you gotta keep this job
否则蛹宝宝又要变成蒸汽了 or the Pupa will turn into steam again.
作为一个蛹宝宝专家 我得说 他好的不得了 As the Pupa specialist, let me say, he's fucking fine.
我们刚在木头城里打了一场科幻的耙子大战 We just had a whole sci-fi rake fight in a Wooden City,
而蛹宝宝也没做什么疯狂的事 and the Pupa hasn't done anything crazy.
等下 蛹宝宝在哪 Wait, where is he?
- 啊 - 啊 他死了 - Ah! - Ah, he's dead!
该死 我们把他留在车里了 窗户还关着 Shit, we left him in the car with the windows up.
天呐 Holy shit!
谢天谢地 他只是睡着了 Oh, thank God, he was just sleeping.
我忘了他睡着的时候丑的要死 Forgot how he looks super ugly when he sleeps.
妈的 太吓人了 Fuck, that was scary.
泰里 这给我们敲了一个警钟 Terry, that was our wake-up call.
我们再也不能把蛹宝宝独自丢在车里了 We will never leave the Pupa in the car alone again.
噢 那里开了家澳洲原住民牛排店 Oh, they have a Displaced Aboriginal Steakhouse!
我们去整点乌鲁鲁爆米花吧 Let's get some Uluru Poppers.
该死 泰里 Damn it, Terry,
我一个人几乎把整座船的电线都解开了 I've nearly detangled the entire wiring of the ship myself,
而你什么都没做 and you haven't done a damn thing.
如果你按我说的做 给线路梳上护发素 And we wouldn't even be in this situation if you had combed
我们也不会沦落至此 leave-in conditioner through the wires like I asked.
作为一个平等的领导者 我有平等的投票权 As an equal leader, I get an equal vote
决定我是否参与修船工作 in whether or not I work on the ship.
但我这票 And my vote
要投给一个仓鼠吃西瓜的视频 went to watching videos of this hamster try to eat a watermelon.
泰里 你个好吃懒做的混... Terry, you lazy motherf...
那是什么声音 What is that horrible sound?
她从哪弄的这个蠢得要死的头盔 Where did she even get that stupid helmet?
我要把你撕个稀巴烂 你个外星混蛋 I'm gonna rip you apart, alien scumnut.
疯狂小树干 Aw, Daft shrunk.
什么鬼 The fuck?
你们好 新来的 恭喜你们 Greetings, newcomer, and congratulations.
恭喜什么 这太糟了 Congratulations for what? This sucks.
当然是恭喜你们被杰西选中 For being chosen by Jesse, of course.
哈 去他妈的怪胎 Ha, fuck that little freak.
难道你不愿意把心脏和灵魂都献给杰西吗 Do you not pledge your heart and soul to Jesse,
她是我们唯一的救世主 our one and only savior?
就是她和她那愚蠢的弟弟 She and her stupid brother are the ones
把我们弄到这里来的 我们讨厌他们 who put us in here. We hate them.
没人能对杰西那样说话 Nobody speaks of Jesse that way.
别碰我的人 Get your hands fucking off my guy!
蝴蝶结天堂里容不下异教徒 There is no room for heathens in bowed heaven.
不不不不 No, no, no, no, no.
不要 Please, no!
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