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真不敢相信泰里 I can't believe Terry won't let me trim
不让我用这坏小子来修剪他背上的苔藓 his back moss with this bad boy.
我会把那些不守规矩的植被全割了 I'd cut the shit out of those unruly tufts.
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搞什么呢 What the fuck is this?
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你好 我的邻居凯文和你那我忘记叫啥名的妻子 Hello, my neighbor Kevin and his wife whose name I choose to forget.
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翻译： 雪莱 不起球的黑色毛衣 包子 Natalie
我想应该是埃尔芙巴吧 I want to say Elphaba.
很接近了 Yeah, close enough.
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校对： 小和尚 压制：孤亦
为啥你们都穿着制服 Why are you all dressed in uniforms?
有人晋升成中级的守护者了吗 Did someone get promoted to an M-level guardian?
不 我们只是在拍年度全家福 Nope. We're just taking our annual family photos.
我试图买条狗来拯救我们的婚姻 I tried fixing our marriage by getting that dog.
确实有用 但它不能填补我太多太多的外遇 It helped, but it didn't make up for my many, many affairs.
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所以现在我们在拍新的全家福 So now we're getting new family photos
从表面上来证明我们这个家庭有多稳固 to show how stable we look on the surface.
年度全家福吗 Annual family pictures?
你是说你们拍过不止一次吗 You mean you're supposed to do that more than once?
噢 是的 每年都拍 以此维持家庭团结 Oh, yeah, every year. Keeps the family together.
这个摄影师是最棒的 This photographer is the best.
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附近邻里都会找她 Everyone in the neighborhood uses her.
包括克拉克和薇薇安那样的混蛋吗 Even the uggos like Clark and Vivian?
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耶 伙计 我们都是的 你没找过吗 Yeah, man, we all do. Don't you?
我们只做过一次 为了骗过所有人 We only did it once to, to trick everyone
误以为我们是人群中不具有威胁的一部分 into seeing us as a non-threatening part of the herd.
噢 我想那没问题 没有人注意到过 Oh, I'm sure that's okay. Nobody's gonna notice.
去你的 我们不是怪胎 你和安娜丽莎才是怪胎 Fuck you! We're not weird. You and Annalisa are the fucking weirdos.
紧急会议 KORVO: Emergency meeting!
我们需要拍一张新的全家福因为我们是怪胎 We need to take a new family photo because we're weird.
失乐普星球曾是一个完美的乌托邦 KORVO: Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia,
可被小行星撞了个稀巴烂 until the asteroid hit.
一百多名成年人以及他们的复制人带着发配的蛹宝宝 One hundred adults and their replicants were issued a Pupa,
逃向了... 外太空 and escaped into the... space,
奔走于杳无人迹的外星球 只为寻找新的家园 searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds.
我们迫降在地球 We crashed on Earth,
困在了这个本就人口过剩的星球上 stranding us on an already overpopulated planet.
没错 我就是个不停叨叨的话唠 That's right, I've been talking this whole time.
那个抱着蛹宝宝的就是我 I'm the one holding the Pupa.
我叫科沃 我是这剧的主人 My name is Korvo. This is my show.
见鬼 蛹宝宝刚溜掉了 Bollocks, I just dropped the Pupa.
呃 简直荒诞无稽 我痛恨地球 Ugh. This is ridiculous. I hate Earth.
这简直是人间地狱啊 It's a horrible home.
人们又蠢又迷茫 People are stupid and confusing.
每个人都那么热爱体育 但这些运动时间都太长了 Everyone loves sports so much, but they all last too long.
每样运动都应该只尝试一次 Everything should be one try
并且如果你不得分 你就得死掉 and if you don't score points, you're dead.
现在那些项目就有了一些风险了 Now those are some motherfuckin' stakes.
外星也难民 第四季 第六集
我们已经来回讨论了几个小时了 We've been going back and forth for hours.
是时候投票了 It's time to vote.
提案是实行对大糖果谷物实行百分之十五定量配给 The proposal is to ration 15 percent of the big candy corn
通过剪掉白色的尖头然后留到明天再收获 by cutting off the white tip and saving it for next year's harvest.
支持的人举手 All in favor of just the tip.
议案通过 The motion passes.
你们现在可以安全过马路了 You're safe to cross the street.
你可以在墙上放一个协管员 [chuckles] You can put a crossing guard in a wall
因为他可以使洋洋乐迟到看古墓丽影大战狂蟒之灾 because he made Yumyulack late to seeing Tomb Raider vs Anaconda,
但你不能从男人这边夺走协管员 but you can't take the crossing guard out of the man.
另一条来自我方间谍的情报 Another message from our spy.
而我们仍然不知道这是谁并且他为什么帮助我们 And we still have no idea who this is or why they're helping us?
不知道 但这是他们活下来的方式 No, that's how they stay alive.
好吧 这上面说婴儿目前安全 Okay, it says the baby's safe.
但是西斯托修女正在给墙国降温 But Sister Sisto is making the wall colder.
这是什么意思 What the hell does that mean?
意思是西斯托会不顾一切来摧毁我们 It means Sisto will stop at nothing to destroy us.
她偷走了我的孩子 在墙国筑起了墙 She stole my baby, put up a wall in the wall,
现在她又在搞乱恒温器吗 and now she's messing with the thermostat?
她想杀了我们所有人 She'll kill us all!
我必须在这打断你一下 I'm gonna have to stop you right there.
我们还不知道具体情况 We don't know that yet.
雪儿 我觉得你过于情绪化了 Cherie, I think you're way too emotionally invested in this.
我们必须渗透到博文尼亚那边 We have to infiltrate the Bowinian side,
阻止西斯托修女 然后拯救皮斯莉 stop Sister Sisto, and rescue Pezlie.
现在 我们处于和平状态 Right now, we have peace.
我们不能因为入侵到博文尼亚那一边而危及到这一点 We can't jeopardize that by invading the Bowinian side.
我们的人民经历过战争 蚊子起义 Our people have been through a war, a mosquito uprising,
连环谋杀案 低腰牛仔裤潮流 gruesome murders, a low-rise jean trend.
恐怕如果我们再要求更多 这里将会分崩离析 I'm afraid if we ask for more, it could all fall apart.
那我们就看着所有人受冻致死吗 So we're just gonna let everyone freeze to death?
拜托 那可不会发生 Come on, that won't happen.
我们有支队伍一天二十四小时在玩任天堂掌机 We have teams playing the Game Boy 24 hours a day.
只要他们在玩着 我们就有热量 As long as it's running, we'll have heat.
仅靠一个八字节游戏主机可不够 One 8-bit game console isn't enough.
再者说 你以为博文尼亚在这里没有特务吗 Plus, do you think the Bowinians don't have operatives over here?
既然我们都有间谍 他们肯定也有 If we have a spy, they have a spy.
间谍就是这样的 That's how spy shit works.
我们现在就得给墙另一端派遣一个任务 We need to send a mission across the wall in the wall now.
好吧 雪儿 我们可以投票来决定是否派人 Fine, Cherie, we can vote on whether to send people
去营救皮斯莉 to rescue Pezlie.
支持的人举手 All in favor.
提议不通过 Motion fails.
就目前而言 我们要坚守阵地 For now, we stay the course.
你这该死的懦夫 You fuckin' cowards.
旧全家福已经过时了 Ugh. Our old family photo is out of date,
我们现在也不是相片上的样子了 and we don't look anything like this anymore.
哇哦 你还真挺在意这个 Wow, you really care about this.
你只有在真的心烦的时候才会猛吃那些 You only stress eat those disgusting Num Nums
恶心的零食 when you're really upset.
你怎么敢这么说 这可是失乐普星的美味 How dare you! Num Nums are a Shlorpian delicacy.
现在我一整天都会闻起来像是狗狗的屁 Ugh. Ah, now I'm gonna smell like dog farts all day.
我们就不能继续使用旧的全家福吗 Can't we just keep using our old family photo?
我正处于异常状态 我的皮肤都糟透了 I'm on my zeriod. My skin's all messed up.
我们都处于异常期因为我们的周期到了 We're all on our zeriods because our zycles have zynced.
任务中很重要的一部分是我们要融入地球 A big part of the mission is us fitting in on Earth
这样他们才不会杀死我们并把蛹宝宝扔进窑里 so they don't kill us and throw the Pupa in a kiln.
- 蛹宝宝喘气 - 任务吗 - [Pupa gasps] - The mission?
呵 二零二零在召唤 它想要回它的赌注 Huh, 2020 called, it wants its stakes back.
安静 任务从来没有结束 Silence. The mission never went away.
我可能变得更酷更有感觉了 I may have gotten a little cooler and a little more with it,
但我们仍有份工作要做 but we still have a job to do.
并且你 你们都是可以替换的 所以别惹我生气 And you, you're all replaceable, so don't piss me off.
你喜欢吗 You like?
我给胸前加了个小窗户这样看起来更性感 I jacked up the sexy with a little titty window.
这衣服本来就很性感了 They were already sexy how they were.
看好了 女创业家来了 Watch out. Femme-trepreneur coming through.
你也瞎搞 你穿的是什么 You too? What are you wearing?
这是我创立的J-Off 品牌 This is the J-Off brand I created.
这是我的创意 It's my drip.
这张相片将会是把我多重身份 This picture is the perfect place
展现出来的最佳地点 to get my multi-hood out there.
看看这个 Check it out.
超大尺寸兜帽 猫耳兜帽 炸弹客兜帽 Oversized hood, cat ear hood, Unabomber hood.
我还有各种赠品 And I have swag!
贴纸 流行底座 钥匙扣 Stickers, pop sockets, key chains.
很漂亮 对吧 Pretty fleek, right?
至少洋洋乐穿上了他的长袍 At least Yumyulack has his robes on.
我知道我最不讨厌的就是他 I knew I hated him the least.
哇哦 你在说些什么 儿子 Whoop-whoop! That's what's up, son!
往罐子里放一枚二十五分硬币 Put a quarter in the Juggalo jar.
抱歉 Crap, sorry.
好了 各就各位 Okay. Places, places.
杰西 我们看不到你的脸了 你多戴了一个兜帽 Jesse, we can't see your face. You have another hood on.
洋洋乐 你为什么一直扶着下巴 Yumyulack, why are you holding your chin?
这是我的坏男孩摸样 你喜欢吗 It's my fuck boy face. You like?
- 算了 - 不公平 - Whatever. - No fair.
我想做点能让我看起来脱颖而出的事 I wanna do something that makes me stand out.
或者与众不同 Or handstand out.
开始吧 Here we go.
- 痛死了 - 你能别这样了吗 - Gah! Fuck! - Would you stop that?
我们再拍一次 Let's try again.
要看起来像一个普通又幸福美满的家庭 Everyone look like a perfect non-weird family.
你们为什么非要这样 Why do you have to be like this?
不... No, not the...
不要 No!
不 No.
你想做什么 吉米 What are you up to, Jimmy?
爱莎 我需要一束激光 AISHA, I need a ray that will make my family
能让我的家人在照片里显得不那么奇怪 appear perfect and not all weird in a photo.
你又想把他们卖了吗 Are you trying to sell them again?
你知道他们会回来的 You know they always find their way back
他们可是有那个从麦片盒里找到的罗盘 'cause they got that compass from that cereal box.
不 出于任务需要 我只是要一张新的全家人合影 No, I just need a new family photo for mission reasons.
让我扫描一下互联网上所有的库存照片 Let me scan through all the stock photos on the internet
找一张适合的来启发你 to find the right one for inspiration.
那边那张 That one right there.
那家人看起来很正常 That family looks un-weird.
我想要一个那样的激光 I want a ray for that.
我还不能把它们给你 I can't just hand out new rays.
它们还需要经过测试评估和临床试验 They gotta be tested, peer-reviewed, clinical trials.
那天你还用图比激光获得了免费的图比 You made a Tubi ray to get free Tubi the other day.
别跟我扯什么测试评估 Don't give me that peer-review shit.
被你看见了 You saw that?
我想我以后要开始锁门了 I guess I gotta start locking my damn door.
这是我戴过脖子最酸的套头衫了 This is the most neck-heavy hoodie I've ever worn.
但管他的呢 我就是喜欢选择多的 But damn it, I love the options.
拍成库存照片那样吧 Get stock photoed, motherfuckers.
等一下 那玩意评估检测过吗 Wait, was that thing even peer-reviewed?
该死 Oh, shit!
嘿 你好吗 Hey, girl. Wha-what's up?
发生什么事了 What's happening?
你又捅了什么篓子 What did you fuck up now?
我用你的激光照了他们 他们都消失了 I zapped everyone with your ray, and they went all Mike TV.
- 别怪我没告诉过你 - 他们永远也回不来了吗 - I told you. - Are they gone forever?
不不不不 Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
他们好得很 They're good.
激光创造了一个库存照的小宇宙 The ray created a pocket universe out of stock photos.
库存宇宙 A stockiverse?
没错 他们正挤在所有的库存照片当中 Yeah, their asses are stuck with all these stock fools
唯一的办法是你进去把他们救出来 and the only way to save them is for you to go in there and get them out.
把我的家人变进库存宇宙 Putting my family into a stockiverse
真是让我们一家显得更奇怪了 is even weirder than we were before.
- 送我进去 - 等一下 - Put me in! - Hold on now!
进去是有一些规则要遵守的 There are some rules to this shit.
你不能就这样直接进去 You can't go in all raw dog.
如果你呼吸到了里面的空气 你也会被困在里面 If you breathe in the air, you'll get sucked in too.
穿上泰里性感十二猴万圣节套装 Here, take Terry's sexy 12 Monkeys Halloween costume.
合理 That all sounds reasonable.
很好 现在朝自己的肚子射一枪 Good. Now shoot yourself in the mound.
射肩膀行吗 Huh. How about in the shoulder?
或者你给我一个小药片我把它藏在芝士里吃下去 Or you can give it to me in a pill and I can roll it up in some cheese?
别无他法 This is the only way.
其实你射哪里都可以 You could've shot yourself anywhere.
这是你不听话的惩罚 蠢货 That's what you get for not respecting protocol, bitch.
欢迎来到库存宇宙 Welcome to the stockiverse,
一个源远流长充满多样性的世界 a world of perfectly aged, perfectly diverse,
人们没有恶意没有区分 inoffensive people who have no brand affiliations.
根据我的扫描显示 你正在舒适工作区域附近 According to my scans, you're near the workplace casual zone.
- 杰西被困在这里 - 她在那 - Jesse's trapped here. - There she is.
你上次的汇报表现得真棒 You did a great job on that last presentation.
充满协同合作 Lots of synergy.
期待你今天下午的幻灯片 Looking forward to your PowerPoint this afternoon.
你在说什么玩意 What the fuck are you talking about?
爱莎 这是怎么回事 AISHA, what happened?
她已经融合进库存宇宙了 She's been integrated into the stockiverse.
我喜欢跟朋友们坐在一起 I love sitting with friends
这样一来我们就都能用同一台电脑 so we can all use the same computer.
你需要让她想起除了商务休闲以外 You gotta remind her about stuff she likes
她喜欢的东西 that isn't business casual.
我不知道她喜欢什么 I don't know what she likes.
我们从不聊天 We never have stories together.
我们来找寻品牌整合的机会 Let's find opportunities for brand integration.
品牌 Brands!
她正在设计什么品牌 She was branding herself with something.
叫什么来着 Oh, what was it?
J Doozy J Dizzle J Doozy. J Dizzle.
哦是套头衫 Oh, it was hoodies.
杰西 看我的头盔 Jesse, look at my drip.
戴的严严实实 I'm full on dripping, like a mom watching Bridgerton
像一个妈妈关着灯在浴缸里看布里奇顿 in the tub with the lights off.
我要冒汗了 I'm spurting!
科沃 你穿着我的品牌 K-K-Korvo, wearing my brand?
我超级感动 That means so much to me.
抓紧时间 我们还要去救其他人 Come on. We have to save the rest of the team!
你要去哪里 杰西 Where are you going, Jesse?
你有一个报告 You have a presentation.
该死 Ah, shit!
是商务休闲同事三头蛇 It's a business casual coworker hydra!
- 爱莎 救我们出去 - 出口在左边 - AISHA, get us out of here! - Exit square to your left!
快点 Go!
跟我们回去吧 跟我们回去嘛 Let's circle back! Let's circle back!
一个死信箱 A dead drop?
我们当中有内鬼 他的名字跟提米押韵 We have a spy among us, and their name rhymes with Timmy.
提米 什么鬼 Timmy. What the fuck?
不 不是提米 No, not Timmy.
是吉米 It's Jimmy!
我不记得我们有叫提米的 I forgot we had a Timmy.
这一点也不好笑 雪儿 Damn, that's fuckin' cold, Cherie.
我不知道具体发生了什么 Look, I don't know exactly what's happening,
但我知道跟食品仓库有关 but it has something to do with the food depot.
对于此事我不同意 I gotta call red light on this.
吉米是我们最忠实的议会成员之一 Jimmy is one of our most loyal council members.
他参加了第一次墙国大战 He fought in Wall War I.
我相信不管你看到了什么 大概率无关紧要 I'm sure whatever you saw, it's probably nothing.
这可是墙国啊 This is the wall!
从来都不是无关紧要 It is never nothing!
如果你想不通闻到的 If you couldn't guess from the smell
火药味和廉价啤酒味 of aggression and cheap beer,
你们现在到了体育区 you are now in the sports zone.
洋洋乐被困在这里 This is where Yumyulack is stuck.
冲啊 Go team, yeah!
自从他认识了一个监狱的笔友 I haven't seen him this happy
我还从未见过他如此开心 since he got a prison pen pal.
马克强森 尸体肢解者 Mark "The Corpse Mutilator" Johnson
其实是一个很棒的风景画家 is actually a really good landscape painter.
加油主队 触底得分 Home run! Touchdown!
防守 Defense! Woo!
该死 我们怎么把他弄出来 Fuck, how are we gonna get him out of this?
他完全投入了 He's fully invested.
洋洋乐最爱什么 What does Yumyulack love more than anything?
我不知道 除了竞技笼斗外 I don't know. Being angry is his favorite hobby
他最喜欢的就是发火了 right after competitive cage fighting.
他的确很喜欢发脾气 He does love being angry.
让我们给他读些网上的评论 Let's read him some comments from the internet.
爱莎 登陆社会新闻网 AISHA, pull up the Marvel subreddit.
让我看看 Let's see. Uh... ah!
洋洋乐 这个人认为金刚狼 Yumyulack, this guy thinks Wolverine
应该打不过赞达亚 should have been played by Zendaya.
加油 Go sports!
我喜欢热狗和十五美元的啤酒 I love hot dogs and paying $15 for beer.
我们得拿点真家伙出来 We gotta bring out the big guns.
爱莎 帕丁顿熊第二部 读出来 AISHA, Paddington2 Reddit now.
哦我的天 Oh, my God.
前一百万条评论 The first million comments are all people wanting
都是想和帕丁顿做爱的 to have sex with Paddington.
恶心 Nasty.
帕丁顿是个小贱人 Paddington's a little bitch.
帕丁顿熊第一部比帕丁顿熊第二部要好 Paddington 1 is better than Paddington 2.
帕丁顿在监狱里撑不了一秒 Ooh, Paddington wouldn't last a second in prison.
该死 Goddamn it!
这些人怎么了 What is wrong with these people?
休·格兰特真是个潇洒迷人的反派 Hugh Grant imbued his villain with a rakish charm.
抓住他 Grab him!
你要跟他去哪 Where are you going with him?
他是我们的朋友 That's our friend!
犯规 犯规 Foul! Foul!
犯规 Foul!
这里是动物区 Alright, this is the animal zone.
蛹宝宝应该就在附近 Pupa should be around somewhere.
哦 哪个是他 Oh, which one is he?
我不知道 完全被这些可爱的东西迷住了 I don't know. I'm blinded by all the cuteness.
翻过来检查一下 Check under them.
我用记号笔在他下面写了我的名字 I wrote my name in Sharpie on him down there
以防万一弄丢它 in case he ever gets lost.
蛹宝宝 Pupa!
- 蛹宝宝 - 我找到它了 - Pupa! - I got him, I got him.
趴下 坏狗狗们 Down. Bad puppies!
快跑 Fucking run!
你确定这是允许的吗 Are you sure this is authorized?
因为我们错过了墙中墙的轮班 Because we're missing our shift on the wall in the wall.
哦 大家伙来了 Oh, yeah. Something big's going down.
看 他在偷吃的 Look, he's stealing the food!
完蛋 What the fuck?
快上 Come on!
不是蓝色运动饮料 Not the blue Gatorade!
这里面有真的鳄鱼尿 That's the one that has the actual gator piss in it.
你到底在干嘛 Oh, what are you doing?
一个一个说 One at a time!
我看到吉米在偷东西 I found Jimmy stealing
而且可能污染了食物供应 and possibly contaminating the food supply.
他是个间谍 He's a spy.
你颠倒黑白 That's not what we were doing.
我正在为电影之夜准备用品 I was getting supplies together for a movie night.
别编了 Oh, please.
我以为这样能提高士气 I thought it would raise morale.
在墙中墙的角落 In one corner of the wall in the wall,
如果你爬到最上面 if you climb to the top,
可以看到洋洋乐的电脑 you could see Yumyulack's computer
里面都是他偷来的电影电视剧 with all his stolen movies and TV shows.
不可能 No, you can't.
他显然在说谎 He's clearly lying.
我能证明 I can prove it.
他是对的 He's right.
处刑人: 黎明恩惠 You can see The Boondock Saints: The Dawn of Boon movie file
就在电脑桌面上 right there on the desktop.
哦 还有新一季的 顶级厨师: 昆虫 Ooh, and the new season of Top Chef: Insects.
我们正要看这个 That's what we were gonna watch.
帕德玛喜欢嘎吱嘎吱的声音 Padma loves a crunch.
我... I...
对不起 I'm sorry.
这听起来确实很有趣 Yeah, that does sound fun.
你疯了 知道吗 You've gone crazy, you know that?
从现在起 别靠近我 From now on, stay away from me.
我真的以为发生了危险 I really thought something was going on.
太平得很 There's no threat.
你他妈就不能冷静一次吗 Just chill the fuck out for once in your life.
去睡觉吧 雪儿 Go get some sleep, Cherie.
在我们安宁的时候 没必要救皮斯莉 It's just not time to save Pezlie when we're at peace.
这里是周末区 This is the weekend zone.
现在去找泰里 趁还来得及赶紧离开 Now find Terry and get out of there before it's too late.
这个简单 This one's gonna be easy.
只是一群女士在吃沙拉而已 It's just a bunch of ladies throwing down some salads.
别被骗了 她们不能吃沙拉 Don't be fooled. They aren't allowed to eat the salads.
她们只能在嘴边 偷偷吃一口 They can only hover a bite right next to their mouths.
这会让一个婊子发疯 It can make a bitch crazy.
剧集《饮食大革命》制作人
问问瑞安·西克莱斯特就知道了 Just ask Ryan Seacrest.
我们必须深入泰里的大脑 We're going to have to dig deep into Terry's brain
探究提升臀部肌肉的秘诀 beneath all the tips for lifting your buttocks muscles
还有盒子里的杰克快餐店的秘密菜单 and Jack In The Box secret menus.
泰里最喜欢的电影是《超能查派》 Terry's favorite movie is Chappie.
也许这里面有什么玄机 Maybe there's something with that.
你还记得《超能查派》的主题曲吗 Oh, do you remember the theme from Chappie?
当然 这首歌还得过中学格莱美奖呢 Oh, of course I do. It won a middle school Grammy.
查派是个机器人 可以下地狱 Chappie's a robot so he can go to hell
每天和朋友帕特尔戴夫出门 All he does is hang out with Dev Patel ♪
查派说唱 It's the Chappie rappy
查派说唱 The Chappie rappy
查派 The Chappie
我喜欢沙拉和邻里闲聊 I love salad and neighborhood gossip.
没用 去他妈的 It's not working. Fuck this.
科沃 别戳了 Ah, Korvo! Stop jabbing!
成功了 爱的力量 It worked! The power of love.
你刺伤了我 You stabbed me!
下一次 就用查派这首歌来打动我吧 Next time, just be moved by the Chappie song
我就不用这么做了 and I won't have to.
快点 快点 Come on, come on.
妈的，我咳血了 Oh, shit, I just coughed up blood.
你有必要捅我这么狠吗 Did you have to stab me so hard?
哦不 沙拉小姐抓走了科沃 Oh, no! The salad lady got Korvo!
看看我给你带来的这个家庭 Look at this family I brought you.
平淡无奇 就像你喜欢的那样 Bland, just like you like it.
哦 纽扣衫 Ooh, button-downs.
他们穿着沿海精英的制服 They're wearing the uniform of the coastal elite.
他们已经准备好和你拍一张全家福了 They're ready to take a family photo with you.
它们是如此完美 毫不怪异 They're so perfect and un-weird.
干得好 笨蛋们 Great going, dumbasses.
你把科沃丢在家族区了 You lost Korvo to the family zone,
所有区域中最强大的 the most powerful of all zones.
我还没准备好做家里的男人 I'm not ready to be the man of the house.
他永远消失了 躲在付费墙后面 He's gone forever, behind the paywall.
付费墙 A paywall?
这就对了 我是高级会员 That's right. I'm premium!
你怎么是个看起来正常 却如此邪恶的沙拉小姐 How are you such an evil normal-looking salad lady?
每天都这样举着叉子赔笑 You think it's easy to hold a fork up like this
一整天 你觉得容易吗 and smile all day, every day?
你可能以为我笑得很开心 You probably thought I was laughing nicely,
但实际上 我总是在狂笑 but really I was always laughing maniacally.
哦不 科沃 Oh, no, Korvo!
她说没办法把他弄出来 Oh, lady says there's no way to get him out.
靠 Fuck.
你到底想不想离开这里 So you wanna get out of here or what?
如果你现在离开 他就会永远被困在宇宙中 AISHA: If you leave now, he'll be stuck in the stockiverse forever.
受够这些该死的规则了 All these fuckin' rules suck!
等等 科沃讨厌沙拉 Wait, Korvo hates salad.
他只喜欢那些恶心的小零食 He only likes those gross Num Nums.
等一下 Wait a minute.
我们应该在他面前吃 We should eat Num Nums in front of him
让他知道自己到底是谁 to remind him who he is.
泰里刚刚想出了一个解决方案 Terry just came up with a solve!
我去 你们他妈的给我吹箫吧 Go me! Suck my fuckin' dick, you guys.
但我们到哪里去找小零食呢 But where are we gonna get some Num Nums in here?
如果邮差不在狐狸河监狱送货 If Postmates won't deliver in Joliet penitentiary,
在股票世界里肯定不会 they sure as hell won't in the stockiverse.
蛹宝宝今天早上吃了一些 Pupes was eating some this morning.
他需要几千年才能消化掉 It takes him thousands of years to digest anything,
比如迪士尼加上波巴·费特之书 中的沙拉克 like the Sarlacc from The Book of Boba Fett on Disney Plus.
或者像一条蛇 非迪士尼IP Or like a snake, a non-Disney IP.
明明一般的蛇也可以呀 Regular old snake.
赶紧将蛹宝倒过来 我们找点小零食 Turn that little bitch over and let's find some Num Nums.
- 老天 - 恶心死我了 - Oh God. - Eww.
现在更加难吃了 These are now extra-rancid Num Nums.
我就像在吃泡在大便里的袋装花生 It's like eating packing peanuts dipped in soft poop.
我觉得吃起来像是仓鼠拉出来的胶水 Mine tastes like a hamster aborted a glue stick.
我要吐了 I'm gonna hurl.
感觉我吐出来的还比它本身好吃 That actually tasted better than the Num Nums.
至少多汁对吧 Mm, juicy.
我的家人们 My team.
我的家人居然都在吃小零食 My family team eating Num Nums?
你们 你们居然会为我做到这个程度 You, you would do that for me?
即使它们吃起来像是鲸鱼精子 Even though they taste like whale sperm
混合了没有味道的墨西哥肉卷 mixed with unseasoned chalupa meat?
或者是像仓鼠第三孕期的死胎 Or like a third trimester hamster abortion?
你们竟然会吃口感这么像是 You would eat them even though they have the mouth feel
企鹅没洗净的老二的东西 of a penguin's unwashed penis tip?
我们当然愿意呀 Of course, we would, homie.
你快给我回来吃这没味道的生菜 Get back here and eat this undressed lettuce.
他要被抓走了 We're losing him!
伙计们 我快要被扯成两半了 Guys, I'm being pulled apart.
虽然我真的觉得很感动 Not emotionally. My hearts are totally with you.
但是我真的快裂开了 But literally!
每次消灭一行方块 这玩意儿都会更热 Ooh. Every time you clear a line, this thing gets so hot.
我们快可以换班了吧 Shift almost over?
对 只要等到一个长条的方块 一次消掉四条 Yep. Just waiting on one of those long pieces to get a Tetris.
我就可以回家了 Then I'm gonna head home.
那可太好了 Oh, nice.
克里斯托弗今晚要做黄油塔可 Christopher's making Butterfinger tacos tonight
你要过来吗 if you wanna come over.
我就不去了 今天打算回家休息 Eh, I gotta rest up.
我们明天要去玩星之卡比 We're playing Kirby tomorrow.
完蛋了 我们麻烦大了 Fuck me. We got a problem over here!
这简直一团糟 我也无能为力了 Guys, this is a mess. There's nothing I can do.
- 到底是怎么回事 - 你也看到那了吧 - What happened? - You see right here?
是薄荷爆炸弹 That's a mint burn.
好像是有人塞了个曼妥思进可乐里 Looks like someone crammed a Mentos in here
然后点炸了它 and set it off with Diet Coke.
我的老天 这可不是我认识的口气清新曼妥思 Damn, not the fresh maker.
西斯托知道这里是我们获取热源的地方 Sisto knows this is where we get our heat.
所以她这是在袭击我们的基础设施 So now she's attacking our infrastructure.
这实在是太过分了 This is too far.
你之前说得没错 You were right.
博文尼亚那边确实是对我们的生存方式 The Bowinian side is clearly an imminent threat
产生了极其严重的威胁 to our way of life.
我们当初应该听你的 We should have listened to you.
至少现在你们知道了敌人是什么德性 Well, at least now you understand what we're dealing with.
我们别无选择 We have no choice.
我们得去博文尼亚那边去 We have to go to the Bowinian side
阻止西斯托修女 and stop Sister Sisto.
还要营救皮斯莉 And get Pezlie back.
她是西斯托的权力的象征 She's the symbol of Sisto's power.
这是唯一可以平息众怒的方法 That's the only way to stop the madness.
为什么她要打破和平的局面 Why did she have to break the peace?
这可是会引发战争的 This can only lead to war.
有的人就是一如既往的垃圾 Some people are just bad.
习惯就好 Get fucking used to it.
他们那边无聊屁的力量太多了 They've got too much boring-ass power on their side!
你们敢放手试试看 Don't you dare let go!
爱莎 帮帮忙呀 AISHA, do something!
在你们把他从那水帘里扯出来前 I can't until you get him out
我可啥都干不了 from behind that watermark.
吃你的劣质生菜去吧 你这个沙拉婊 Eat a bag of shitty romaine, you salad bitch.
对不起 科沃 I'm sorry, Korvo.
如果我们乖乖按你的要求拍照 This would've never happened if we just took the picture
那这些破事就都不会发生 the way you wanted.
- 我们错了 - 不 是我的错 - We suck. - No, I suck.
我讨厌被人说我奇怪 I hate standing out and being weird
我还归咎于我们的任务 and I blamed it on the mission,
但是我现在终于知道 正是奇怪给了我们力量 but I realized our weirdness is what makes us strong.
不要太自责了 科沃 Don't be so hard on yourself, Korvo.
你才是我们家最奇怪的人 You're the weirdest one of us all.
而那才是最有力量的 And that rules.
真的吗 谢谢 Really? Thank you.
我们现在赶紧离开这里 在这我们像是性感怪咖 Now let's get out of here like the sexy freaks that we are.
不 快甩掉它 Ew, get it off!
我们逗留在这太久了 We've been in here too long.
水印要擦不掉了 The watermark is becoming permanent.
我们被困了 We're stuck!
你们现在逃不出图库了 You're part of the image library now.
我的沙拉在哪来着 Oh, where's my salad?
我要狂笑一会 I need to laugh maniacally.
等会儿 杰西 他们会被存到图库里的对不 Wait, Jesse, they have to be stock, right?
我觉得应该会吧 你是啥意思 科沃 I guess. What are you asking, Korvo?
你不是成立了个品牌么 Because you have a brand.
你还随身带着那些浮夸的赠品吧 Please tell me you still have all that fleek swag.
那是当然 Heck yeah!
J-Off来拯救世界了 J-Off to the rescue!
别呀 Stop that.
我可不能被打上商标 I can't be on brand!
如果他们不能被存到图库里 他们就会挂掉 They can't survive if they aren't stock.
那可太容易对付了 It's too specific.
我们来用这些商标消灭他们吧 Let's trademark their asses!
吃商标吧 你们这些体育废柴 Take these logos, you generic sports hoes!
你不能这么干 我可是高级会员 You can't do this. I'm Premium!
赶紧滚出那里 Get your asses out of there!
整个图库都要被注册成商标了 The whole verse is getting trademarked!
太好了 你们都逃出来了 Hell yeah, y'all did it.
我终于还是在今天结束之前搞到了 Well, at the end of the day, I got what I wanted.
我心心念念的完美全家福 The photo of a perfect family.
让大家被困在图库里一天 我很抱歉 Sorry about trapping everyone in the stockiverse.
没事 That's okay.
这跟去年你害我们被困在雅达利宇宙里 It wasn't so different from when you got us trapped
没啥不同 in the Atariverse last year.
而前年你也让我们被困在 Or like that '90s sitcom character-verse
九十年代情景喜剧里了 you got us stuck in the year before.
等等 Or wait,
那是我干的吗 did I do that?
至少这次经历可以载入 At least we can add it to the times
我们被困的合集相册内 we've been caught in a verse album.
我觉得我们被关得够多的了 I guess we do get caught in a lot of verses.
天呐 Oh, man.
我们每次都学到了如何更好地与家人相处 And in every one, we learn how to be a family.
来拥抱一下吧 你们这群怪胎 来吧 Bring it in, you weirdos. Bring it, come on.
好恶心 天哪 科沃 你超级臭 Ew. God damn it, Korvo. You stink.
- 你到底吃了多少小零食 - 只吃了一个呀 - How many Num Nums have you been eating? - One.
你就跟屎的双胞胎姐姐一样臭 Well, you smell like shit's ugly sister.
但是我喜欢 And I love it.
- 惹 超恶心的 - 救命呀 恶心死了 - Ew, gross! - Come on. Boo!
我们就指望你们了 You're our only hope.
要防止城墙被冻住 同时要救出皮斯莉 Stop the wall from freezing and rescue Pezlie.
如果西斯托阻挠你们 If Sisto gets in your way,
你们可以把她解决了 you're authorized to put her in the ground.
收到 Copy that.
这是你们会用到的博文尼亚衣服 You'll need these Bowinian robes.
我们的间谍会负责传递消息 Our spy will make contact.
我现在要开始说话押韵 为了保守秘密 I'm now going to speak in rhyme to hide our secret
也以防隔墙有耳 in case someone's listening.
- 为什么要... - 嘘 - Why would that... - Shh.
墙里的墙有球 There's a ball in the wall in the wall.
球里的洞不宽 The hole in the ball, it's not very tall.
过墙必需先过球 You'll have to crawl through the ball
才能全部都过墙 to get through the wall, y'all.
愿耶稣的光照亮你们前行的道 And may the light of Christ shine on you all.
最后提到耶稣啥的好奇怪 That got weird with the Christ thing at the end.
什么意思啊 What was that about?
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