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我的教徒们 My flock,
我们最大的恐惧成真了 our worst fears were realized
异教徒们派杀手潜入我们的王国 when the heathens sent assassins into our kingdom
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并绑架了我们美丽的孩子杰小西 and kidnapped our beautiful baby Jessius.
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翻译： Anna Gemma 爱尔兰威士忌软糖 Adrian
他们在她的脑海里灌输了无数的谎言 Already, they're filling her mind with lies!
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他们告诉她杰西恨我们 They're telling her that Jesse hates us
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校对： 小和尚 压制： 孤亦
拉菲太妃糖最好吃的口味是香蕉 and that the best flavor of Laffy Taffy is banana.
杰西指派给我们 Jesse tasks us,
她最忠诚的仆人 her most faithful servants,
一项艰巨而危险的任务 with a grave and dangerous task.
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我们必须从恶魔手中救出杰小西宝宝 We must rescue baby Jessius from the hands of evil
并铲除异己 and strike down those who wish us harm.
墙国会在杰西的指挥下重新团结起来 The Wall will be united under Jesse's bow.
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而我会以她的名字治理 And I will rule in her name!
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无论如何 我们要确保爱莎准备好... Anyway, we have to make sure AISHA is prepared for...
泰里 你又戴着耳机吗 Terry! Do you have AirPods in again?
你知道我分辨不出来你是在听我说话 You know I can't tell when you're listening to me
还是在听什么关于面包的播客 or some fucking podcast about bread.
我戴着 但没放声音 I am, but they're not on.
我想没有耳朵也能有耳钉的效果 I want the look of earrings without the commitment of ears.
今天是每年飞船维护最重要的一天 It's the most important day of the year for ship maintenance.
我需要你集中精神 I need you to focus.
别那么精神紧绷 我来了 Ugh, don't strain those bitter tits, I'm on it.
很紧绷了 They are strained!
爱莎会离线两小时 AISHA will be offline for two hours
来完成她的年度更新 for her once-a-year software update.
两个小时 Two hours!
两个小时没那么久 Two hours isn't that long.
我坐着无所事事的时间都比这个长 I've sat around doing literally nothing for longer than that.
我们要在她关机的时候监控驾驶舱 We have to monitor the cockpit while she's shut down.
这很严肃 This is serious.
赶紧更新吧 Let's get this update going.
我准备好在家度假了 I'm ready for my staycation.
我今天不行 Oh! You know, today's actually no bueno for me.
我有别的计划 I have plans.
你才说了你什么都不干 You just said you don't do anything!
记得杰西和那个什么破学校的拍卖吗 Remember that auction at Jesse and what's-his-fuck's school?
我用了一大堆我们的无血钻石竞标 I bid a ton of our blood-less diamonds
并赢了和南希·斯沃顿共度一个下午的机会 and won an afternoon with Nancy Silverton!
这是谁 Who the fuck is that?
胡子詹姆斯屡获殊荣的厨师和面包大亨 James Beard award-winning chef slash bread mogul.
她要过来亲自教我怎么做她有名的酥皮 She's coming over to personally teach me how to make her famous crust.
要么是她要么是斯科特·亚当姆·祖姆 It was between her and a Scott Adams Zoom
他能教你怎么怨天尤人 where he teaches you how to be bitter.
你根本都不喜欢酥皮 You don't even like crust!
那只是因为我不知道怎么注入 Only because I don't know how to imbue it
自己的鲜味灵魂 with personal umami!
南希·斯沃顿可是个大人物 科沃 Nancy Silverton's a big deal, Korvo.
她创立了莫扎旅店餐厅 She created Osteria Mozza.
她有主厨的餐厅一整集的专访 She's got a whole Chef's Table episode!
她把翁布里亚风味带到了梅尔罗斯 Girl brought Umbria to Melrose.
无所谓 我对这个酥皮女人没任何兴趣 Whatever. I couldn't care less about this crusty woman.
你至少能表现出你关心这艘船吗 Can you at least pretend to care about the ship?
我关心 I do care!
事实上 我想在爱莎的更新里加点东西 In fact, there's something I wanna add to AISHA's update.
真的吗 我很开心能见到你这么主动 Really? I'd love to see you take some initiative.
更新吧 Update away.
访问中 输入代码 Accessing. Entering code.
绕开代理人 Beep boop boop. Bypassing the proxy.
好了 And done.
重新计算预估时间 Recalculating estimate.
更新需要十四小时 二十一天 Update will now take 14 hours and 21 days.
什么东西 没有爱莎我们活不过二十一天 What the fuck? We can't survive without AISHA for 21 days.
她过滤空气 监控所有中微子等级 She scrubs the air, monitors all the neutrino levels.
更新将在 Update protocol will commence in,
不知道 就四十秒后开始吧 um, pssh, I don't know, like 40 seconds.
足够了 That's good enough.
等等 不 Wait, no!
我们可以撤销倒计时 We can override the countdown.
从那一排射线里拿出撤销射线 Grab the override ray out of the array of rays.
什么 The what?
射线柜 我们放所有射线的地方 The ray closet, where we keep all the rays!
我们经常用的 We use it all the time!
好 好 淡定 我去拿 Okay, okay! Calm down, I'm on it.
帮帮忙 Aw, fuck! Help!
把射线排列整齐是你的工作 Damn it! It's your job to keep the ray arrays arranged!
我们为什么会有墨西哥卷射线 Why do we have a taco ray?
把那个蓝色的拿上 Grab the blue one over there
射向爱莎 给我争取点时间 and shoot AISHA with it to buy me some time!
好 Got it.
科沃 你在哪里 Korvo? Where are you?
我什么都看不见了 Ahh, I can't see anything!
天啊 我又死了吗 Oh, God, am I dead again?
你用隐身光线射了我们 You shot us with the invisibility ray.
我们现在隐身了 我们要找到爱莎 在... We're invisible! We have to get to AISHA before...
婊子们 再见了 Bye, bitches!
爱莎 爱莎 AISHA? AISHA?
我想在任何指责说出口之前 I just want to get ahead of any accusations
先说这是我们共同的错 and say this is both our faults.
操 Fuck!
失乐普星球曾是一个完美的乌托邦 Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia,
可被小行星撞了个稀巴烂 until the asteroid hit.
一百多名成年人以及他们的复制人带着发配的蛹宝宝 One hundred adults and their replicants were issued a Pupa
逃向了... 外太空 and escaped into the... space,
奔走于杳无人迹的外星球 只为寻找新的家园 searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds.
我们迫降在地球 We crashed on Earth,
困在了这个本就人口过剩的星球上 stranding us on an already overpopulated planet.
没错 我就是个不停叨叨的话唠 That's right, I've been talking this whole time.
那个抱着蛹宝宝的就是我 I'm the one holding the Pupa.
我叫科沃 我是这剧的主人 My name is Korvo. This is my show.
蛹宝宝刚溜掉了 Bollocks, I just dropped the Pupa.
简直荒诞无稽 Ugh. This is ridiculous.
我痛恨地球 这简直是人间地狱啊 I hate Earth. It's a horrible home.
人们愚蠢又迷茫 People are stupid and confusing.
每个人都爱他们的手机 但他们还没研究出来 Everyone loves their phones, but they haven't invented a thing
把意识转移到手机里的技术 that lets you transfer your consciousness into your phone
所以你的身体可以死去 但你的灵魂得以永存 so that your body can die but your soul can live on
在别人的操作系统里被永远困住 trapped for eternity as someone else's operating system.
那才叫手机呢 Now that's a phone.
外星也难民 第四季 第十集
我看不见了 Ah, I can't see!
你确定我们没被致盲光线射中 Are you sure we didn't get hit by the blinding ray?
我去年就把致盲光线扔了 I threw the blinding ray out last year
在我意识到直视太阳能用一半的钱 after I realized looking at the sun does the same thing
达到相同效果后就扔了 for half the price.
我们两个现在绝对都隐形了 We're definitely both invisible right now.
但我什么东西都看不见了 But I can't see a fucking thing.
所有东西都隐形了吗 Is everything invisible?
我们失乐普人眼中 The light-detecting roots and shmoots
感应光的器官隐形了 in our Shlorpian eyes are invisible,
所以光线会直接穿过它们 so the light's passing right through them
原来如此 Ah, I see.
我们的大脑接受不到任何消息 Our brains aren't receiving any information.
隐身让我们什么都看不见 Being invisible makes us blind.
现在爱莎又要关机那么久 And now AISHA's shut down for a long fucking time!
你加了什么重要的东西到她的系统里 What did you add to her system that was so important?
- 表情符号 - 表情符号 - Emojis. - Emojis!
没人用那些了 我们又不是青少年 Nobody uses those. We aren't teens!
我用 我还很喜欢呢 I use them, and I like them!
它们又好玩又可爱 They're cute and fun!
我连表都看不见 Ugh, I can't even see the clock
根本不能监控她的升级 to monitor her updates.
我的妈呀 Holy fucking shit.
南希·斯沃顿一个小时后就要来了 Ugh. Nancy Silverton will be here in an hour,
如果她看不见我的话 and I'm not gonna be able to make crust with her
我就不能和她一起做酥皮了 if she can't see me.
去你的酥皮 我们有更严重的问题 Fuck your crust! We have bigger problems.
和我没关系 她要是看不见我的手指 Not me. How's she gonna correct my kneading technique
怎么能帮我改善和面的技术 if she can't see my fingers?
我们要找到隐身光线 We need to find the invisibility ray
用它来让我们现身 and use it to re-visibilify us
因为如果没有爱莎 没人可以确保 because without AISHA, there's nobody with eyes
整艘船不会散架 to make sure the whole ship doesn't fall apart.
得了吧 科沃 Oh, come on, Korvy,
说得好像这飞船经常散架似的 how often does the ship actually break?
我们得防止中子核爆炸 We have to keep the neutronium core from exploding
这会造成地球的北半球每天毁灭两次 and destroying the northern hemisphere of the Earth twice a day.
该死 Fuck! Ugh.
不然你以为我为啥总在看电影时跑回家 Why do you think I'm always running home in the middle of movies?
我以为你是偷偷跑回家放屁 I thought you needed to fart in the privacy of your own home.
没错 同时阻止飞船爆炸 Yes, and prevent the ship from exploding.
行吧 Ugh, fine.
我这就找那把该死的枪 I'll start feeling around for the stupid ray.
不是吧 Come on.
哎呀 该死 在哪里 Oops. Fuckin', where is it?
泰里 你个蠢货 Ow! Terry, you bitch.
你是不是没关柜门 Did you leave a compartment open?
科沃 我真是受够了你总是什么都怪我 Korvo! I'm sick of you blaming me for everything!
那你倒是别一天到晚搞砸啊 Then stop fucking up all the time.
你真是个烂人 You suck so bad!
你是不是揍我了 Did you just take a swing at me?
我感受到一阵拳头形状的微风拂过我的脸庞 I felt a fist-shaped breeze go past my face.
废话 有本事单挑 Hell yes, I threw down!
你立马给我道歉 You apologize right now!
很抱歉... 你是个混蛋 I'm sorry... that you're a dick!
够了 我受不了了 That's it. I'm sick of your shit.
你欠打欠得太久了 You've had this beatdown coming for a long time!
住手 Hey, fuckin' stop it!
- 妈的... - 想尝尝我的厉害吗 - Son of a... - You want some?
- 去死吧 - 小心你的裆 - Fuck you. Fuck you! - I'll kick your mound!
我说真的 我真的会踢你的裆 I'll do it, I'll kick you right in the mound.
- 啊 要了亲命了 - 吃屎吧你 - Ow! God damn it! - Eat shit!
蝴蝶结万岁 Praise Bows!
没错 蝴蝶结万岁 Yes! Praise Bows!
让他们先上 Let them go first.
天哪 Ah! Please!
地上铺满了剃刀 The ground's covered in ComfortGlide razors!
有陷阱 撤退 It's a trap! Fall back!
你是怎么知道的 How did you know?
杰西警告过我 这些异教徒诡计多端 Jesse warned me that the heathens are full of tricks.
前进 Push forward!
前方重重试炼 There will be trials ahead,
但尔等已被杰西亲自选为 but you have been chosen by Jesse herself
那冲破黑暗的光明战士 to be a polka-dotted light in the darkness.
蝴蝶结万岁 Praise Bows!
蝴蝶结万岁 蝴蝶结万岁 蝴蝶结万岁 Praise Bows! Praise Bows! Praise Bows!
蝴蝶结万岁 蝴蝶结万岁 Praise Bows! Praise Bows!
你高兴了吧 我的屁都崩到袍子上了 I hope you're happy. You make me squart my robes.
你本来就不该放屁 You shouldn't be squarting at all.
又不能怪我 变态 It's not my fault, you sicko.
赶紧找那枪吧 Just focus on finding the ray.
天哪 我真是受不了你这专横作风 God, I'm so sick of your bossy attitude.
专横 我是团队领袖 你是追随者 Bossy? I'm the team leader, and you're the team follower.
我们不是团队 We're not a team.
我们只是两个被分配到一起的臭皮匠 We're just two big spoons that got assigned to each other
水火不相容 that'll never work,
就像迈克尔·乔丹和燥山姆 like Michael Jordan and Yosemite Sam.
燥山姆：动画《乐一通》系列中的角色， 手持双枪，脾气暴躁，是兔八哥的死对头
如果这是在搞什么万圣节 我可不参加 If this is some Halloween bullshit, I'm out.
我早就说了这都是些小儿科 I told you that shit basic.
洋洋乐 洋洋乐姑娘 我需要你的帮助 Yumyulack! Girl Yumyulack! We need your help!
我去 你们这是《亲爱的 我把孩子变小了》的 Oh, boy, did somebody do a Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
拍摄现场啊 on you guys?
不是 泰里用隐形雷射枪 No. Terry fucked up and shot us
打到了我们 所以我们现在看不见了 with the invisibility ray, so we're blind now.
- 为什么 - 这是个意外 - Why? - It was an accident.
不是 你们为什么看不见了 No. Why are you blind?
我就知道原因没这么明显 Ha! I knew it wasn't obvious.
说吧 告诉他们 Go ahead and tell 'em.
告诉他们我们失明的离谱原因 Tell 'em the insane reason why we're blind.
我们眼睛的内部结构是隐形的 The roots and shmoots in our eyes are invisible
灯光会直接穿过它们 so the light's passing through them.
我们需要隐形雷射枪 你们看见它了吗 We need the invisibility ray. Do you see it?
在这儿呢 等一下 Yeah. Yeah. Hang on.
吱个声 我好瞄准你们 Make some noise so I can aim at you.
- 啦啦啦啦 - 声 声 声 - La, la, la, la. - Noise, noise, noise.
- 啦啦啦 - 哼哼哼 - La, la, la. - Oink, oink, oink.
你听上去够蠢的 You sound stupid.
你到底要不要帮我们解除隐形 Will you just make us visible again?
好吧 好吧 Okay. Okay.
等等 我们可以好好利用一下这个东西 Wait. We could use this to our advantage.
继续说 I'm listening.
不不不 别对它有非分之想 No, no, no. Don't start getting ideas.
我得重新组合酵母菌 I need to organize my yeast.
中微子引擎会爆炸的 The neutrino engine could explode!
我得重启爱莎 I need to reboot AISHA!
如果他们看不见我们 If they can't see us,
他们就阻止不了我们来一场刺激的科幻冒险 they can't stop us from going on a fun sci-fi adventure.
你是说时光穿越之旅 You mean like a time travel adventure?
不 这些太复杂了 No! Those are too complicated.
我们早就不这么干了 We don't do that anymore.
抓住他们 Grab 'em!
该死 Ow! Fuck!
帮我们解除透明 我让你清洗洗碗机 Make us visible, and I'll let you clean the dishwasher.
可好玩了 那底下藏了很多陈年干净的食物残渣 It's really fun. There's lots of old, clean food stuck in the bottom.
别胡言乱语了 Fuck that noise!
我怎么听见了时间原子布料的声音 Why do I hear chronotomic fabric?
不准碰那些时空穿梭背心 Don't you touch those time travel vests!
我们去去就回 Uh, we'll be back in two shakes of a duck's dick.
作为你们的领导 As your leader,
我命令你们不准拉上背心 I order you not to zip!
那啥 还在吗 Hello, are you still here?
- 在呢 - 不是你 -Yep. - Not you.
我好像听见洋洋乐把枪 I think I heard Yumyulack set the ray down
放在桌上了 on the table.
找到了 慢着 那是我的手 Found it! Oh, wait. That's my hand.
好吧 这回找到了 Okay, now I found it!
该死 是另一只手 Crap, that's the other hand.
该死的我和我的两只手 Fuck me and my two hands.
用你的回声定位找到桌子 Use your echolocation to find the table.
我不要 太丢人了 I don't wanna do that, it's embarrassing.
不会 你去年在享乐主义四星系 Come on, you got really good at it
迷路的时候 就已经练就了这项本领 when you got lost at Hedonism 4 last summer.
试一试吧 Just try. Come on.
你的音得再高一些 You need to hit a higher register.
你行你上 Then you do it!
去它的 Ugh, fuck this.
我得把双零面粉拿出来醒发 I need to get my double zero flour out and resting
不然南希会气到飙法语 or Nancy will be mise en pissed.
不 这里还没完事儿呢 No, we're not done here!
- 飞船啊 - 是啊是啊 中微子引擎 - The ship... - Yeah. Yeah. The neutrino engine.
我已经没办法了 I can't help with that anyway.
你啥都精通 自己解决吧 You're so perfect at everything, deal with it yourself.
我先撤了 I'm outta here.
好吧 我听到了金钱破碎的声音 Okay. That sounded expensive.
泰里 泰里 别犯浑 Terry, Terry, don't be a twunt.
你打碎了什么 What did you break?
烘培时间到 混蛋们 It's crust time, motherfuckers!
啊 该死 Ow! Fuck! Ow!
好多楼梯 Ow! So many stairs!
科沃 我从楼梯上摔下来了 Ugh! Korvo, I fell down the stairs.
活该 谁让你抛弃我 Good. You deserve it for abandoning me.
你太不善良了 That's not nice!
我好像找到了 你快给我回来 I think I found it! Get back here.
该死 你把雷射枪摔成碎片了 Shit. You broke the fucking ray into big, chunky pieces!
要命了 Ugh, God damn it.
妈的 Ow. Son of a bitch!
该死 Ow! Ah! Oh! Shit!
天哪 Whoa! Oh, God!
给个痛快吧 Fuck my life.
我去 妈的 Oh, shit. Son of a bitch!
啊 Oh!
好了好了 There, there.
去找杰西吧 孩子 Go to Jesse, my child.
你本可以帮帮他的 You could have helped him.
我帮了 I did.
快看 是个游戏机 不过坏了 Look, it's a Game Boy, but it's broken.
那些异教徒宁可毁掉他们的热量来源 The infidels destroyed their heat source
也不愿意从内心接受杰西 rather than accept Jesse into their hearts.
我为我们的杰小西感到可惜 I fear the worst for our sweet Jessius.
无论投降与否 我们必须格杀勿论 We must slaughter every one of them whether they surrender or not.
他们已经被自己的堕落逼疯了 They've been driven to madness by their own depravity.
没有了热量 他们一定坚持不了多久 Without heat, they're sure to be weak.
但还是有些人能够看到光明 对吗修女 But some could still see the light. Right, Sister?
不 杰西对我说过 她要他们都死 No! Jesse spoke to me. She wants them all dead.
我能感觉到杰西就在附近 I can sense Jessius nearby.
我们必须快些前进了 We must forge ahead.
天平 天平 Come on. Scale. Scale.
天平到底在哪啊 Where's the scale?
泰里... 哎呦 Terry... Ow!
我又撞到头了 I hit my soft head again.
快帮我准备准备 Help me set up.
我担心咱们家厨房像连锁餐厅一样 I'm worried our kitchen is giving off CPK vibes.
你把激光枪弄坏了 You broke the ray!
我们永远都要当隐身的瞎子了 We're stuck blind and invisible forever!
是是是 不过永远可有很久呢 Yeah, yeah, forever's a long time.
南希可是现在就要来了 Nancy's coming now.
如果你不尊重我 我也不会尊重你的酥皮的 If you won't respect me, then I won't respect your crust!
你不会扔的是 You did not just throw
我的传家宝烘焙粉吧 my heirloom Goop Jade Egg brand baking powder!
哟 不想让我扔你的东西是吧 Oh, don't want me to break your stuff, huh?
没了这个什么破东西 看你再怎么做酥皮 Try making crust with no whatever this is.
那是花生酱 That was peanut butter.
做酥皮不用花生酱的 笨蛋 You don't need peeb for crust, you dork!
别扔啦 Quit it!
南希需要一个平静的意式空间 Nancy needs a peaceful, Italiano space.
这可一点都不好 This is not molto bene!
你知道吗 You know what?
我还挺高兴我把那个破隐形激光枪弄坏了的 I'm happy I destroyed the stupid invisibility ray.
至少这样 At least this way,
我就不用再看到你的大丑脸了 I'll never have to see your ugly face again!
你把这话收回去 你很喜欢我的脸的 You take that back. You cherish my face! Ah!
现在不喜欢了 Ow! Not anymore, I don't!
我不要再给你擦屁股了 I'm done taking your shit!
去你的激光枪 去你的任务吧 Forget the ray, forget the mission.
我要搬走 I am moving out!
只要我能找到门 Soon as I can find the door.
妈的 Fuck!
泰里 Terry?
你还在吗 Are you still here?
在 我搞不清我在门的哪边了 Yeah. I got confused about which side of the door I was on
但是又不好意思说话 and was too embarrassed to say anything.
对不起我扔了你的烘焙粉 I'm sorry I threw your nutrient powders.
我觉得这是我的问题 和激光枪的事无关 I think something is broken in me that a ray can't fix.
你想知道为什么我一定要下午约南希过来吗 You wanna know why I bid on an afternoon with Nancy?
我以为是因为你就是喜欢网飞的明星 Well, I thought it was 'cause you're a simp for Netflix celebs.
也对 还有 Yes, but also,
还记得我们一起去高地公园度假 remember when we went on that vacation to Highland Park
然后你吃到了巨好吃的一块披萨 and you had an amazing piece of pizza
一直滔滔不绝地夸它吗 and wouldn't stop talking about it?
那就是南希做的酥皮 That was Nancy's crust.
你在飞船上一直那么努力 真的是我们很好的领导 You always work so hard on the ship and lead us so good,
我只是想带回一点高地公园的回忆给你 I, I just wanted to bring a little slice of Highland Park to you.
你真的很好 泰里 That's, that's very thoughtful of you, Terry.
科沃 我从来不帮你 Korvo, the reason I never want to help
搞那些科幻的东西 with the sci-fi stuff is
是因为我不会数学 I don't know math.
连最基本的也不会吗 Not even basic math,
像哥德巴赫猜想 like the Goldbach Conjecture
或者三维立体函数那种 or the real-valued function on a three-dimensional space?
别骂了 我真的很羞愧 You shame me. I am shamed.
我实际上还挺喜欢你不懂这些科学 I actually like that you don't know science stuff.
- 为什么 - 这样才让我觉得自己很重要 - What? - It makes me feel necessary,
就像健壮性感的失乐普科学家 like a hunky sexy science Shlorpian.
你在伪装自己 You were fronting for me?
我在伪装自己 也在逞英雄 I was fronting and stunting.
但是我们说过在这里我们永远不用伪装 But we said we'd never front in this house.
当时的同意就是我在伪装 Agreeing to that was my original front.
你说飞船那些事的时候还挺性感的 It is sexy when you know about the ship.
你抱怨中子星核的时候 I got pretty hot
我都感觉浑身发热了 when you complained about the neutronium core.
它总在离子上保持低位 It's always low on ions!
我告诉你 Mm. I'll tell you what,
你讲高科技的那种语调简直让我性奋 that tech support tone makes me goosh.
那我朝流体处理器大叫的时候呢 What about when I yell at the fluidic processors?
让我疯狂 Drives... me... wild.
泰里 把衣服都他妈脱掉 Terry, take your goddamn clothes off.
我一直就没穿 Oh, I've been naked this whole time.
啊操 Oh, fuck.
像坐爱克托沙发一样对我 Treat me like an Ektorp.
叫我小贱 Call me a slutty little Malm.
讲点瑞典脏话 Talk Swedish dirty to me.
但是宜家的法务 还是挺厉害的 But IKEA legal. They're so powerful.
我们完事了再说吧 Just do it after we cut away!
比利书架 Ungh, Billy bookcase!
丽巴画框 Ribba frames!
- 好厉害 天哪 - 卡莱克搁架 - God! Yes! Ugh, yes. - Ungh! Kallax shelving!
继续说这些宜家服务 太他妈爽了 Keep saying IKEA merch, it gets me so fuckin' hot!
六角扳手 Allen wrench!
送货到家 Home delivery!
牢靠性 Sustainability!
瑞典肉丸 Meatballs!
我去 肯定是南希·斯沃顿来了 Oh, fuck! Oh, Nancy Silverton must be here!
在吗 泰里 Hello? Terry?
我是南希 It's Nancy.
她就直接进来了 She just walked in?
她可是传奇人物 她想干嘛干嘛 She's a legend. She does what she wants.
闭嘴假装我们不在就行了 Just shut up and pretend we're not here.
咱们预约了大师手工酥皮课 I'm here for our Master Craft Crust Session?
这发生了什么呀 What the hell happened in here?
生面团的味道 Raw dough
还有做爱的味道 and raw dog!
有人把酵母粉打翻了 Well, someone pumped the yeast in here!
快快现身 否则我就要走了 Get out here right now or I'm leaving!
嗨 南希 Uh, hi, Nancy.
您好 斯沃顿女士 Hello, Mrs. Silverton.
谁在那 快出来 Wh-who's there? Show yourself!
是我 泰里 It's, it's me, Terry.
我和科沃不小心 I, I accidentally got myself and Korvo here zapped
被隐形激光打中了 by an invisibility ray.
结果我们就隐身了 还瞎了 And we're blind and we're invisible
我也就不能和你和面了 and I won't be able to knead dough with you.
都赖我 It's all my fault!
南希 不能全赖他 Nancy, he cannot take all the blame!
哦对了 我是科沃 This is Korvo, by the way.
我今天才听说你 I just learned about you today,
但是现在飞船就要爆炸了 and now the ship's going to explode
如果我们不能恢复视力 if we can't get our sight back and I--
嘘 你们俩都得冷静一下 Hush. Both of you need to calm down.
厨房不相信眼泪 There's no crying in the kitchen.
光子纠缠 我应该能帮上忙 Hm, photon entanglement. I think I can help.
你能构造隐形激光 You can construct an invisibility ray?
不能 不过都是原材料 No, but it's all ingredients.
科学 烹饪 这些都有自己的秘诀 Science, cooking. Everything has a recipe.
我可是南希·斯沃顿 I'm Nancy fucking Silverton.
指给我罗勒在哪吧 Just point me towards the basil.
好啦 It's ready.
南希 我们爱你 Nancy, we love you,
但是我们完全不知道发生什么了 but we have no idea what the tits is going on.
我发明了一种现形杂烩汤 I created a re-visibility bouillabaisse.
它应该能让你们回到可视的频段 It should restore you to the visible spectrum,
而且 还很美味哦 plus it's fucking delicious.
好了 你们站在哪呢 Now, where are you standing?
女士 我们也不知道... Lady, we have no idea where...
- 好烫 - 好痛啊 - Oh, my God! It's so hot! - It hurts so much!
- 我的皮肤要融化了 - 我能看见了 - I can feel my skin melting! - I can see!
谢谢你 南希·斯沃顿 Thank you, Nancy Silverton!
祝你吃得开心 Bon appetito!
被冰封住了 It's iced shut.
把它撞开 Break it down.
里面没人 It's empty.
修女 那些异教徒去哪了 Sister, where are the heathens?
他们肯定在这 我听到了 They have to be here, I heard them.
在这 Here!
你一点儿没错 我会用牙线 You're goddamn right, I floss!
是《好人寥寥》版的电动牙刷 It's A Few Good Men electric toothbrush
这是杰克·尼科尔森演的角色 杰塞普上校 in the shape of Jack Nicholson's character, Colonel Jessup.
这些蠢货肯定逃去后院了 Those damn fools must have escaped to the backyard.
他们几天之内就会死的 They'll be dead in days!
"蒙泰兹告诉我们说你会来 "Montez told us you were coming.
你就好好在这冻死吧" Have fun freezing to death."
修女 这里用尼克洛登泡沫封死了 Sister, it's sealed shut with Nickelodeon Floam.
这东西冰冻硬化之后是戳不穿的 It's impenetrable when frozen.
那就一点点把它凿开 We can still chip away at it.
这又不是冰 蠢货 It's not Gak, you fuckin' idiot.
这玩意比水泥还硬 This shit is stronger than cement!
去你的 格雷格 总得试试吧 Fuck you, Greg! We have to try!
这就是个捕鼠笼一样的陷阱 They've ensnared us like rats!
他们会烧死在洋式地狱的烈焰里 They'll burn in the inferno of Yumyu-hell for this!
洋式地狱 是什么新说法吗 Yumyu-hell? Is that...is that something new?
闭嘴 Silence!
最初 杰西给予我们一切 In the first days, Jesse was a giver
但她不会带回我们从前的生活 but never giving back our old lives.
她莫不可测 心存虔诚 方得指引 Her ways are mysterious. With faith, we are guided.
把门弄开 快点 Get that door open now!
你和沃尔夫冈·帕克真的很像 You know, you remind me a lot of Wolfgang Puck.
你闻起来也很像他 You smell similar too.
你们俩又跑哪去了 And where the hell have you been?
我们去超炫的时间旅行了 记得吗 We went on an awesome adventure through time, remember?
棒呆了 It was sick!
有了蛹宝宝 我们去了最性感的派对 The Pupa got us into the sexiest parties
肯定影响了时空连续体 and totally altered the space-time continuum.
他和小野洋子 辣妹同台表演 还发现了盘尼西林 He Yoko'ed the Spice Girls and discovered penicillin!
- 棒极了 - 你不生气吗 - Great. - Huh, we thought you'd be mad.
科沃把飞船修好了没 Did Korvo fix the ship?
修好了 爱莎也上线了 Yes. And he got AISHA back online,
所以世界不会爆炸了 so the world isn't going to blow up,
但是现在南希·麦克背刺手和科沃 but now Nancy McBackstabberton and Korvo
一起在厨房里 都变成好闺蜜了 are becoming best friends in the kitchen.
哦 南希 Oh, Nancy!
听起来他们正打得火热呢 Sounds like they're really vibing.
不好意思了泰里 南希挺酷的 Sorry, Terry, Nancy S. is pretty cool.
是你把她请进家门的 You're the one who invited her in.
新手级错误 Rookie mistake.
她是大佬 你只是个小喽啰 She's an Alpha, and you're like one of the punctuation marks
都算不上的小玩意 that comes after the alphabet.
南南 现在有空吗 Hey, Nance? Got a minute?
我在前院种了点番茄 我需要听一点 I need a second opin' on these tomatoes I've been growing
专家的建议 in the front yard.
好啊 是牛排还是传家宝 Of course! Beefsteak or heirloom?
怪了 我只看见草坪和蒲公英 Huh, I see Kentucky bluegrass and some dandelions,
我可以把落叶利用起来 但是我... I guess I could use the leaves, but I...
怎么回事 这是时间旅行背心吗 What the hell? Is this a time traveling vest?
去你最爱的古罗马做饭去吧 Have fun cooking in your beloved ancient Rome!
你肯定会喜欢这面包的 You're going to love how open
看这发酵出来的洞多完美 and irregular this crumb is.
南希去哪了 Where's Nancy?
她先走了 有工作找她 She had to scoot, official Chi Spacca business.
餐厅没有虾肋骨排了 They ran out of bone-in shrimp.
太不巧了 我们正好准备做 Too bad, we were just about to whip up
第二块酸面团呢 a second batch of sourdough.
想和我一起揉面吗 泰里 Want to knead with me, Terry?
当然了 乐意至极 Yeah. I would love to.
十天后
西斯托修女 Sister Sisto?
她的圣蝴蝶结经掉了 She dropped her Holy Bowble.
她肯定就是这样和杰西对话的 This must be how she speaks to Jesse!
修女 Sister!
你为什么跟着我 Why are you following me?
你落下了你的圣蝴蝶结经 Y-you left behind your Holy Bowble.
我以为你要用它和杰西对话 I thought you'd need it to commune with Jesse.
她会帮我们 所以你才来这里 对吗 That's why you're here, right? So she can help us?
当然了 没错 Right, right, yes, of course.
我来这是为了与杰西对话 I was coming here to commune with Jesse.
她降临时你不得在场... You mustn't be here when she arrives...
这是剩下的补给 The last of the rations?
修女 你到底在做什么 Sister, what, what are you doing?
得了吧 你难道真看不出来 Oh, please. You really can't see
什么教堂 圣战 "杰西之言" that the church, the holy war, the "word of Jesse"
都是用来控制人们的手段吗 has all been a way to control people?
不 这些都是杰西的指示之光 No, no, it's Jesse's light.
这都是什么鬼东西 What the fuck does that even mean?
她就是个小外星人 她也不会发光 She's a little alien. She doesn't even emit light.
等等 这难道不是个暗喻吗 Wait, it's, it's not a metaphor?
天啊 你真是无可救药 Oh, my God, you're pathetic.
这是你在考验我 You're, you're testing me.
没人比我更了解这座高墙 No one understands the Wall like I do.
我见证权柄易主 I've been watching the tides of power
当时机到来时 我抓住了机会 and when I had my chance, I grabbed it.
墙里的人巴不得有人给他们一个幻想 The Wallians craved someone to give them a fantasy.
他们需要被统治 于是我开始了统治 They wanted to be owned, so I owned them.
但浩克怎么办 But, but Halk?
你说过杰西能复活他的 You said Jesse could bring him back to life.
就算她真的能做到 Even if she could,
她凭什么要复活你那个废柴丈夫 why would she bring back your loser husband?
这一切都是你编出来的 You made it all up?
你不应该放弃逃走的机会 You should have escaped when you had a chance.
墙里的所有人都会因为你死掉的 Everyone in the Wall is going to die because of you!
那正合我意 Good. I'm glad!
你真的觉得我会在乎他们吗 You really think I give a rat's ass?
你们都会死在这堵高墙之内 You are all going die in this stupid fucking Wall,
而我将在外面的世界重获自由 while I go out into the world and live!
我要把我的故事五千块卖给西蒙与舒斯特公司 I'm going to sell my story to Simon & Schuster for $5,000!
天啊 我是不是踩到了个葡萄 Aw, geez, I think I stepped on a grape.
你好啊 小小朋友 你迷路了吗 Oh, hi there, little friend. Did you get lost?
我天 这墙的味道真奇怪 Uffda, this Wall's smellin' pretty funky.
小洋肯定没好好照顾你们 Yum hasn't been taking good care of you guys.
你叫什么名字 What's your name?
布雷斯...不过 我现在叫诺娃 Blist...I mean, Nova. My name is Nova.
名字不错 Cool name!
如果可以的话 您能把墙内的温度恢复正常吗 If it's okay, could you please fix the temperature inside the Wall?
当然 小事一桩 这就好啦 Sure! Easy peasy. Here ya go.
感谢您 还有我丈夫 他... Thank you! Oh, and my husband, he...
好了 进去吧 Okay, you take care now!
我一会给你们幸运魅力麦片做零食哦 I'll get you some Lucky Charms later as a treat.
西斯托修女死了 Sisto is dead.
她不是真正的先知 她剥削我们 She was a false prophet, preying on us
只因为我们有着崇高的理想 because we believed in something greater.
是杰西救了我们 Jesse saved us all.
她的神迹已经开始滋润我们的土地 Her divine touch is already warming our land.
会有一天 我们的兄弟姐妹 Someday, our brothers and sisters
那些被西斯托驱逐出墙的人们会找到回家的路 who Sisto forced out of the Wall will find their way back.
他们如果能在后院中存活下来 If they survive the backyard,
就会发现高墙之内已经面貌一新 they'll return to find the Wall better than ever before.
因为从现在开始 Because from now on,
我们建立友谊而非隔阂 we build friendships instead of barriers.
这里不再会有嗜权成性的独裁者和血淋淋的战争 There will be no more power-hungry dictators or bloody wars.
只会有互相支持的人民 There will only be people who care and support each other
还有墙内持久稳定的和平 and a lasting peace inside the Wall!
此刻就已开始 It starts now.
寒冬已经结束 Our winter is over!
感受拂过面孔的暖风吧 Feel the warm air,
变革之风会带给我们全新的生活 the wind of change that brings a new life for us all.
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