《闪谷》前情提要 Previously on Shining Vale...
这位是帕特·菲尔普斯 This is Pat Phelps.
她买下了榆树街的那栋大房子 She bought the big house on Elm.
欢迎来到菲尔普斯宅邸 Welcome to Casa de Phelps
换句话说 妈跟个怪人睡了 In other words, Mom boned some rando,
-所以我们只好搬家 -不许这么说话 - so we had to move here. - Hey, no!
我最近状态真的很不妥 I've been in a really dark place lately.
我必须得把本书写完 I have to finish this fucking book.
卡姆说如果我不写完 Kam says if I don't write it
就得把预付款退回去 I have to give the advance back.
-你什么都能做到 -我们是菲尔普斯 - You can do anything. - We are Phelps!
这房子绝对有问题 There's something very wrong with this house.
现在游戏结束了吗 Now is the game over?
除非你死才会结束 Not until you're dead.
你也觉得我疯了吗 You think I'm going crazy?
我只是特别伤心 I'm just really fucking sad.
吃点氯硝西泮吧 Just take the clonazepam.
我母亲在我这岁数时就神经了 My mother was my age when she went psychotic.
你担心自己会走她的老路 You're worried you're gonna turn out like her.
是个5年代的家庭主妇 It's a'50s housewife.
-我是罗斯玛丽 -她就像是我的灵感女神 - I'm Rosemary. - She's like my muse.
现在我只要吃点维c So now I just take a little vitamin C,
她就会让我才思如泉涌了 and she practically writes it for me.
我需要你的帮助来完成这本书 I need your help to finish my book.
让我告诉你该如何结尾吧 Let me show you how it ends.
我们还有很多工作要做呢 We have a lot of work to do.
她用斧头把全家人都砍死了 She chops up her family with an axe.
你设置的配偶标准 You set an impossible standard
根本就没人能达到 for what it means to be a spouse!
因为我想你开心 Because I wanted you to be happy!
我就没法开心 I can't be happy!
-我的天 -妈 Oh, my God. Mom!
这里是闪谷精神病医院 You're in the Shining Vale Psychiatric Hospital.
你过量服用了过期的巴比妥类药物 You overdosed on expired barbiturates.
-我没疯 -没事的 妈 I'm not crazy! It's okay, Mom.
他们会照顾你一段时间 They're just gonna take care of you for a little while.
我被鬼附体了 I'm possessed!
我们会没事的吧 Are we gonna be okay?
当然 我们可是姓菲尔普斯的 Yeah, we are Phelps.
罗克西 你别窝里吃窝里拉啊 Roxy, don't shit where you eat.
杰克 走了 Jake, let's go!
来了 Coming.
你的生活如此颠倒 ♪Your life was upended ♪
当它被黑暗笼罩 ♪ When darkness descended ♪
而这些都是事实 ♪ And these Are just merely the facts ♪
而这些都是事实 ♪ And these Are just merely thelfacts ♪
当她突然脑子跳线 ♪' The sudden upheaval ♪
当她突然脑子跳线 ♪The sudden upheaval ♪
家里发生了巨变 ♪When she went medieval ♪
妈妈用斧子劈倒了爸爸 ♪And Mom hits your dad With an axe ♪
盖娜 Gaynor!
你把我给忘了 You forgot something!
父亲 Father.
逃跑也没有用 ♪There's no sense In running...♪
女儿 Daughter.
它来了 ♪ It's coming ♪
焦虑 ♪Anxiety...♪
计划了她的袭击 ♪...plans her attacks ♪
所以坐在这等着接招吧 ♪ So sit back and take it ♪
早晚你会熬过去 ♪And somehow you'll make it♪
当妈妈用斧子 ♪ When Mom hits your dad ♪
劈倒了爸爸 ♪ With an axe ♪
谢了 闪谷的小伙伴们 Thank you, Shining Vale. -
谁往里面放的口香糖 Somebody put gum in here.
放松点 帕特 很快就完事 Try to relax, Pat We'll be done in no time.
咬住这个就行 Just bite down on this.
不 No!
抓紧了 帕特丽夏 Hold on tight, Patricia.
欢迎回到菲尔普斯宅邸 Welcome home, Casa de Phelps.
家里好脏啊 It's so dirty.
怎么回事 What happened?
我们家的保洁阿姨 Well, our cleaning lady's been
去精神病院4个月了 所以 in an insane asylum for four months, so...
什么鬼 Oh, what the fuck?
是罗克西啊 你爱她 That's Roxy. You love her.
-为啥 -因为它是罗克西啊 - Why? - Because it's Roxy.
嗨 爸 Hi Dad.
仔 Son.
爸 Dad.
仔 Son.
爸 Dad. -
爸 Dad.
仔 Son.
-爸 -好了 真是够了 杰克 Dad. Okay. Holy fuck, Jake.
做你的作业去吧 Please go do your homework.
好了 爸 我送你上楼吧 AlI right, Dad, I'm gonna take you upstairs.
爸 Dad?
我 我不想上去 I- I don't think I'm going up there.
这忙乱的一天啊 Crazy day.
打起精神来吧 露易丝 Be better, Louise.
不了 谢谢 我不抽烟 Oh, no, thank you. I don't smoke...
也不喝酒 也不骂人 也不嗑药了 or drink or curse or do drugs anymore.
我都戒了 我接受教训了 I'm rehabilitated. I've learned my lesson.
我不会再对社会造成任何危险了 I am no longer a danger to society.
是真的 比珍珠还真呢 That's the God's honest truth.
你早饭吃的啥 What'd you have for breakfast today?
我想说是 燕麦粥 I want to s- say oatmeal.
你吃的是葡萄柚 You had grapefruit.
你不能就因为我不记得早饭吃了啥 You can't keep me locked up
就把我继续关在这 because I can't remember what I had for breakfast.
这样的话恐怕上了40的女人你都得关起来 You may as well lock up every woman over 40.
你早饭吃的啥 What did you have for breakfast?
黑咖啡 加了两包代糖 还有一根烟 Black coffee, two Sweet'N Lows, and a cigarette.
你不记得早饭内容 You don't remember breakfast
是因为电击治疗 because the electric- shock treatment
清除了你的短期记忆 wipes your short- term memory.
而你已经做了 And you have had
66次治疗了 sixty- six treatments.
所以你把罗斯玛丽从我体内电没了 And you zapped Rosemary right out of me.
我知道她是我精神分裂出来的一部分 I know she was a part of my schizophrenia.
拜托了 让我离开吧 Please, come on. Let me go.
我是说 我都被关在这 I mean, I've been here for.
4个月了 ...four months.
我在这干了很久 Ive beer doing this a long im
我知道一个女人太快离开 I see what has happened
会发生什么 to women who are released too soon.
她们会变得危险 恶毒 爱发牢骚 They become dangerous, immoral, whiney.
我好多了 I am better.
我是个妻子也是个母亲 我需要回家 I'm a wife and a mother, and I need to go home.
你是个患有精神病的妻子和母亲 You are a psychotic wife and mother.
理想的情况是 你在这再住上三年 Ideally, you'd be here for another three years.
三年 我的狗子都死了 "Three years"? My dog will be dead.
我说的是理想的情况 I said "ideally.
遗憾的是 你的保险花光了 Unfortunately, I can only keep you here
我只能放你出去了 until your insurance runs out
嗨 帕特·菲尔普斯 我要办理出院 Hi. Pat Phelps. I'm checking out.
他们怎么能4个月就放你出去啊 How'd they let you out after only four months?
我在这里被关了4年呢 I was locked away for four years,
都差点死里面了 and I just tried to kill myself.
估计是你的保险比我买的好吧 I guess you have better insurance than I do.
谢谢你来接我 妈 Thanks for picking me up, Mom.
我是你妈嘛 That's what mothers do,
早晚有一天你也会来这接盖娜的 and someday you'll do the same for Gaynor.
天 希望不会吧 Oh, my gosh, I hope not.
可怜的孩子们 他们还好吗 My poor kids. How are they?
我怎么知道 How should I know?
你应该有在照顾他们啊 You were supposed to be taking care of them.
我觉得他们没事 Then I'm sure they're fine.
这是你入院时穿的衣服 Here are the clothes you came in with.
衣服上你丈夫的血迹洗不掉了 We couldn't get your husband's blood out of your shirt.
没事 That's okay.
还有处方锂片 And a prescription for lithium.
西弗医生坚持你用600毫克的 Dr. Siferr wants to stick with 600 milligrams.
600吗 这是儿童剂量 Six hundred? That's a pediatric dose.
我可是900毫克的 I'm on 900.
你又赢了 妈 You win again, Mom.
救救我啊 Please help mel
不 救救我 No! Please help
举起手腕 Can I see your wrist, please?
不用 我没割腕 我是吃药来着 Oh, no, I- I tried with pills.
她是想剪掉你的手环 She wants to cut off your wristband.
我女儿第一次来 This is my daughter's first time.
不好意思 Sorry.
好了 菲尔普斯太太 你可以走了 Okay, Mrs. Phelps, you're free to go.
Thank you.
我要回去见家人了 I'm gonna go see my family
杰克 Jake?
盖娜 Gaynor?
妈妈回来了 Mommy's home.
我已经好了 I am in control.
我已经 I am in- - -
罗克西 Oh. Roxy.
宝儿 Oh, baby.
我的天 Oh, my goodness. Oh.
妈妈回来了 Mm, Mommy's back.
我们都得泡个澡了 We both need a bath.
我已经好了 I am in control.
我勒个去 Oh, fudge me!
妈 Mom.
-杰克 -妈 Jake? - Mom.
我的好儿子 Oh, my baby.
你一定有很多问题吧 You must have so many questions.
我们今晚吃披萨好吗 Do we have pizza pockets?
什么 What?
披萨 我朋友们都饿了 Pizza pockets. My friends are hungry.
朋友 还不止一个 Friends, plural?
对啊 我现在朋友可多了 Yes. I'm popular now.
他们是成年人吗 你是在网上认识的吗 Are these adults? Did you meet them online?
我是在球队认识的 我现在是吉祥物 I met them at sports. I'm a mascot now.
兄弟 这太没劲了 Bro, this is lame.
咱们用虚拟现实玩《五夜狂欢》吧 Let's go play Five Nights on the VR.
不 我不玩虚拟现实了 新人才玩那个 No. I don't play VR anymore. It's for virgins.
我不在的时候发生了什么 What happened while I was gone?
你还在怕那个女生吗 Dude, you still scared of that girl?
没 我只是不宅了 好吧 No, I'm just not a nerd, okay?
咱们去拿我无人机 So let's just go use my drone
检查下谷歌地图的准确性吧 to go check the accuracy of Google Maps.
好想你 I missed you.
感觉好好 That felt good.
你朋友们走的那边 Oh, your friends went that way.
盖娜 Gaynor.
妈 Mom.
我懂 I know.
我懂 我懂 I know. I know.
我原谅你 I forgive you.
你说什么 Excuse me?
原谅我什么 Forgive me for what?
原谅你把我送进精神病院 For having me committed.
我知道这并不容易 I know that's not easy.
你试图用斧头砍死家人的行为 Well, you made it easier
让这个决定容易做的多 by trying to chop up your family with an axe.
公平讲 我从没有试图砍过杰克或者罗克西 Okay, to be fair, I never tried to chop up Jake or Roxy.
不能就说句对不起吗 How about saying you're fucking sorry?
你说的对 倒回去重说 You're right. Let's go back.
对不起 - I'm sorry. Hmm.
嘿 你还好吗 Hey, how are you?
你觉得我会怎么样 How do you think I am?
这四个月我一直在帮你收拾烂摊子 I had to take care of your mess for four months.
我觉得我都道歉了 而你却并没有释怀 I feel like I went back, and you didn't go back.
无所谓了 妈 Okay, whatever, Mom.
你怎么会在家 And why are you home?
因为我好多了 Because I'm better.
我会照顾这个家 And I'm gonna take care of this family.
杰克和我不需要你 Well, Jake and I don't need you,
爸不记得你了 and Dad doesn't remember you.
-什么 -别担心 What? - Don't worry.
我没告诉他发生了什么 I didn't tell him what happened,
他也没听过我写的歌 所以 and he didn't hear my song about it, so
谢谢 Thank you.
我不是为了你 我是为了爸 I didn't do it for you. I did it for Dad.
他的医生说这样太痛苦了 His doctor said it would be too traumatic.
他怕罗克西 还叫我巴顿 He's afraid of Roxy, and he calls me Button.
巴顿 天啦撸 Button? Good gravy.
你刚是说“天啦撸”吗 Did you just say"good gravy"?
我不再说脏话了 I don't curse anymore.
他们把这个属性从我身上 电走了 Yeah, they zapped it out of me.
那看来这就是你他妈的个性了 Well, I guess there goes your whole fucking personality.
我想你了 I missed you.
我已经好了 I'm in control.
特里 Terry?
帕蒂 Patty?
是帕特 It's Pat. Wow.
你比照片里还要漂亮 You're even more beautiful than in your pictures.
你留胡子了 And you have a beard.
抱歉 我不知道发生了什么 Sorry. I don't know what happened.
我 I'm.
-抱歉 -没关系 Sorry. That's okay.
特里 Oh, Terry.
你为什么哭了 Why are you crying?
看见你太高兴了 I'mjust so happy to see you.
你是真的什么都不记得了吗 is it true that you don't remember anything?
不是 我 No. I
我是记得事的 I remember things.
比如 Like what?
我记得你是 I remember you're...
个作家 a writer
你很风趣 and that you're funny
还有在我 and that when I
从楼梯上滑倒摔下来的时候 slipped and fell down the stairs,
你很伤心 所以你去了医院 you got sad, so you went to the hospital.
是 重点就是这些 Yep, those are the bullet points.
手机也有帮到我 And- - and the phone is helping me
恢复记忆 with my memory, and...
这是你 And here's you.
还有 这个是杰克 And...and that's Jake.
他是我儿子 He is my son.
这个是巴顿 And that's Button.
这个是 狗子 That's...the dog.
这个男人非常开心 他 And this man's very happy. I mean, he's- -
-我不知道他是谁 -是 这是 - I don't know who he is. - Yeah, that's, um- -
你表兄阿尔伯特 that's your cousin Albert.
他去世了 Um, he is dead.
-就把这张删了吧 好吗 -帕特 So let's erase that, okay? - Pat?
之前我是个好丈夫吗 Was I a good husband?
特里 你是最棒的老公 Oh, Terry, you were the best husband.
你之前是个好老婆吗 Were you a good wife?
我还行吧 I was okay.
我会做的更好的 I'm gonna be better.
我会成为最好的妻子和母亲 I'm gonna be the best wife and mother.
我保证 I promise.
我会先从把这里打扫干净做起 I'm gonna start by cleaning this place up,
然后我会做顿丰盛的家庭晚餐 and I'm gonna make a big family dinner.
你需要休息 You need to rest.
不了 我有太多事要做 No, I've got way too much to catch up on.
你得照顾好自己 You need to take care of yourself.
好 那就休息一分钟 Okay. Maybe just for one minute.
回来 我命令你 Come back! I command you!
怎么回事 What?
杰克 Jake.
-我醒了 -为什么 - I'm up! Why?
帕蒂 很高兴见到你 "Patty, it was nice to see you.
我跟巴顿出去了 过会儿回来 "Going out with Button. Be back later.
爱你 特里 Love, Terry. "
搞什么啊 What the heck?
爸 杰克 快点 该走啦 Dad, Jake, come on. Let's go.
抱歉我睡过头了 I'm sorry I overslept.
要不给我点时间梳洗一下 Um, why don't you just give me a minute to brush everything?
我送你去上学 And I'll take you to school.
不用了 我自己可以 No, that's okay. I got it.
真的 我 我不介意的 No, really, it- I don't- - I don't mind.
妈 我辍学了 所以 Mom, I dropped out of school, so...
我的天哪 Jeepers.
你得回去上学 You have to go back.
天 真服了 妈 Well, gosh, gee whiz, Mom.
我怎么知道你不会再发疯啊 How do I know you're not gonna go batshit again?
因为我已经好了 Because I am in control.
这样也帮不到我 That's not helping me.
帕特 该死 Pat! Damn it.
帕蒂 Patty.
帕特 Pat.
亲爱的 要帮忙吗 Honey, can I help you?
我可以 I got it.
我可以的 I got it.
-确定不要我帮忙吗 -他说他可以 Sure I can't help? - He says he's got it.
昨天就这样 卡到这条棱里头了 This happened yesterday. It gets stuck on this track.
这样吧 亲 不用等我了 You know what, honey? Just go without me.
不要 你可以的 爸 No, you got this, Dad.
-真是服了 特里 -别 别碰他 Oh, for fig's sake, Terry. No, don't touch him.
我可以的 好了 I got it. There we go.
搞定 I got it.
该走了 Got to run.
-回来 -真棒 Come backl Great.
顺便说一句 今晚是披萨之夜 Um, FYI, tonight is pizza night.
明天和周三也是 祝你过得愉快 So is tomorrow and Wednesday. Have a good day.
盖娜 Gaynor.
我知道你觉得自己什么都能搞定 I know that you think you have this all figured out,
可你太小 没法撑起一个家 but you're too young to raise a family.
你才16岁 You're only 16.
三周前刚满17岁了 Turned 17 three weeks ago.
生日快乐 Happy birthday.
我敢说你爸也不记得了 I bet your father didn't remember either!
没事 亲爱的 Nothing, sweetheart.
要加油 帕特 Be better, Pat.
巴顿跟哪儿学的开车 Where did Button learn to drive?
抖音 杰克 等等 TikTok. Jake, wait. Oh.
记住啊 放了学直接 Okay, remember, you come straight home
回家 明白吗 from school, all right?
不行啊 还要排练篮球 I can't. I have basketball rehearsal.
那叫练习 兄弟 It's called practice, buddy.
杰克 Jake.
我爱你 I love you.
嘿 你这是要去哪儿 Hey, where do you think you're going?
我去买点东西 Uh, I'm gonna pick some things up.
我列了个购物清单 I made a shopping list.
天 行吧 麻烦你留在车里 Jesus. Okay, just please stay in the car.
太危险了 It's too dangerous.
-我得去上班了 -这不公平啊 I got to go to work. Well, that's not fair.
不 我我 我不想待车里 No, I- I- I don't want to stay in the car.
我说了不行 I said no.
好好待着 Stay.
我会很小心的 I can be safe.
我滴天 Holy fuckityl
-你没事吧 -没事 Yeah, yeah.
感觉不大一样了啊 I think that shook something loose.
好吧 小心点 老大 AlI right, be careful there, chief.
我不叫老大 Name's not chief.
我叫 My name's
特里·菲尔普斯 Terry Phelps.
我去给自己买点”熏烟“ I'm gonna get me some "kigarettes"
还有杂货 and sun dry
能把那个递我吗 Could you get that?
我知道 I know. I know.
我也最想你了 I missed you the most, too.
我已经好了 I am in control.
我已经 I am in.
好了 ...control.
这只是个老房子 只是个老房子 It's just an old house. It's just an old house.
嘿 抱歉 爸 今天真的是糟糕透顶了 Hey, sorry, Dad. It was a total shit show today.
-你还好吗 -我很好 How are you? - I'm great.
很明显我是个烟民 Apparently I'm a smoker.
所以你是以编辑还是我朋友的身份来的 Uh, so are you here as my friend or my editor?
别这么较劲 我是以编辑身份来的 Don't be so cynical. I'm here as your editor.
你朋友会记得你不喜欢花的 Your friend would know that you hate flowers.
我想跟你说说那本书的事 I'd like to talk about the book.
行吧 Oh, yes.
我一直非常想重新写起来 I've been dying to get back to work on it.
我觉得应该把重心 I think that we switch the focus
从罗斯玛丽转到克蕾西达身上 from Rosemary to Cressida.
我们送她去了精神病院 We have her get committed.
我自己本身就有很多经历可以写 卡姆 I have such amazing asylum stories, Kam.
-可不是嘛 -对 她熬过了诸多艰难 I'|I bet. Yeah, she goes through hell.
出来之后变得比以前更强大了 She comes out the other side even stronger.
我认为这会成为一本 I think this could be a really important book
有关女性精神健康的重要书籍 about women's mental health.
就叫克蕾西达痊愈了 We call it Cressida Recovered.
我超爱这主意的 Oh, I fucking love it.
不过我们稍后再谈 我想让你看看 Let's put a pin in that, and I'm gonna show you
市场部做的成品 what the marketing team came up with.
等等 你们已经出版了吗 Wait. You already published it?
没有 我是说严格来说 是的 No. I mean, technically, yes,
但还要几周才会上架 but it doesn't hit the shelves for another couple weeks.
没有我的允许你不能这么做啊 You can't do this without my permission.
你是个作家 我们想做什么都行 You're a writer. We can do whatever we want.
我们付你钱了啊 而且这书挺不错的 We paid you, plus it's really good.
-这就是本烂俗的恐怖小说 -我不同意 It's just a pulpy slasher. - I disagree.
我认为这本书里包括了你想要表达的一切 I think it's everything that you ve been talking about.
最后16页 The last 16 pages
写的是罗斯玛丽拿斧头砍死了她的家人 is Rosemary chopping up her family with an axe.
痊愈在哪呢 Where is the recovery?
你就是痊愈本身啊 You are the recovery.
你在我们的巡回新书发表会中就可以谈到 That's what you'll talk about on the book tour.
这本书如何帮你实现了治愈 How this book helped you with your healing process.
还有巡回发表会呢 There's a tour?
可我不想变成一个任人观赏的精神病人 Yeah, I don't want to be some mental patient on display.
没人想要这样 Nobody wants that either.
是吗 那这是印错了吗 Really? Is this a typo?
你眼里看到的是约束衣 You're looking at the straitjacket.
而我看到的是你的皮肤状态好好 I am looking at how incredible your skin looks.
好吧 听我说 我们重新部署 Okay, look, we will regroup,
来个全新的市场策略 come up with a new marketing strategy,
如果我们要提起你精神错乱的经历 which, if we go with the deranged thing,
那你的头发就得维持现状 不能收拾了 you're gonna have to keep your hair like that.
天 我到底该怎么做 Oh, my gosh. What am I supposed to do now?
作为你的朋友 我给你的建议是放轻松 As your friend, take it easy.
你回家了 享受家庭生活就好 You're home. Just enjoy your family.
妈 我恨我的家庭生活 Mommy, I hate my family.
我知道 我也一样 I know. Me too.
快进来 Come on in.
脱鞋 我的毯子刚洗过 Take off your shoes. I just had the carpets cleaned.
孩子们不需要我 特里认不出我 The kids don't want me, Terry doesn't know me,
连罗克西对我都很敷衍 and even Roxy is phoning it in.
我就 根本没人在意我回不回家 I just- - nobody gives a hoot that I'm home.
他们居然治好了你的爆粗口 They got rid of the cursing.
别担心 很快你就会恢复 而且比以前还能说 Don't worry. That comes back in a big fucking way.
过来 我给你拿点苏打水喝 Come on, I'll get you some seltzer.
这是新买的吗 Oh, that's new.
对 汤米离开了我 Oh, yeah, Tommy left me.
于是我拿钱买了鲨鱼宝宝 So I took the money and bought baby sharks.
好玩吧 Isn't it fun?
你真该看看他们是如何对付鸡的 You should see what they do to a chicken.
-我都不知道汤米还有钱呢 -汤米是个穷光蛋 - I didn't know Tommy had money. Tommy was a bum.
-我用的是预付款 -我写书的预付款吗 I took the advance money. From my book?
那是 那是留给孩子们的啊 That- - that's supposed to be for the kids.
孩子们用不着操心 The kids are fine.
而且那本书写的就是我啊 And it's practically my book.
一个漂亮性感有活力的家庭主妇 A beautiful, sexually active housewife- -
我没告你就偷着乐去吧 you're lucky I don't sue you.
为什么一切都变得如此糟糕 Why is everything so terrible?
你觉得会发生什么呢亲 What'd you think would happen, darling?
你离开 被人洗脑 You'd go away, get your brains scrabbled,
回来后就好了 生活变得完美 come back better, and life would be perfect?
对啊 我就就是这么想的 Yeah, that's exactly what I thought would happen.
等我被治愈之后一切都会变得更好 Once I was cured, everything would be better.
不不 宝儿 根本没有所谓的治愈这回事 No, no, honey, there's no such thing as cured.
精神病是永远都没法摆脱的 You can't ever get rid of mental illness.
那东西就像是会发光一样 That shit is like glitter.
所以我又一朝回到解放前了吗 So I'm back to where I started.
-你会听见声音吗 -不会 - You- - you hear voices? - No.
-你想自杀吗 -不想 You want to end your own life? - No.
-那个鬼又回来了吗 -没有 The ghost come back? - No
那你就没回到解放前啊 Then you're miles from where you started.
过来 Come on.
我们去看会鲨鱼 让你放松放松 Let's go watch the sharks. It'll relax you.
我以为会有人想我呢 I just thought I'd be missed.
那恐怕你消失的时间 Oh, you'd have to disappear
得比4个月长点才行 for a lot longer than four months.
而且你也逃不开自己的家庭 And you can't run away from your family.
你就做到了啊 You did.
不 可现在我却不得不跟你进行这番对话 No- - and now I have to have this fucking conversation.
碰一个 Cheers.
我能在你这住段时间吗 Can I stay here for a Jittle while?
不行 你得回家去 No, you cannot. You go home.
为你老公而战 为你家人而战 You go fight for your husband. Fight for your family.
跟那些可能会 Fight the urge to do something
送你重回精神病院的一切战斗 that sends you back to that hospital.
如果都没成功 那就给自己买几条鲨鱼好了 And if all else fails, get yourself some sharks.
欢迎回家 我做了惊喜烘肉卷 Welcome home. I made meatloaf surprise.
又他妈来了 Oh, here we fucking go again.
你可千万别逗我 You better not be messing with me.
惊喜烘肉卷是我的最爱 Meatloaf surprise is my favorite.
记得我当时找到了快乐农场水果糖吗 Remember when I found a Jolly Rancher?
真的让我整个五年级都好过了许多 It really turned my fifth- grade year around.
我没逗你 你爸呢 I'm not messing with you. Where's your dad?
他想自己下车 Oh, he wanted to get out of the car by himself,
-所以别等了 -那我去帮他 so don't wait up. I'll go help him.
不用 他不需要你的帮助 No, he doesn't need your help.
惊喜烘肉卷里要有惊喜才行啊 Meatloaf surprise is supposed to have surprises in it.
-可你这做的就是普通的烘肉卷啊 -继续找 This is just meat and loaf. - Keep looking.
好吧 我要回房间去吃 Okay, I'm gonna go eat in my room.
盖娜 别这样 抱歉 Gaynor, come on. I'm sorry.
我对所有的一切都感到抱歉 I'm sorry for all of this.
我真的懂你的感受 I really do know exactly what you're feeling.
我真的觉得你不懂 妈 I really don't think you do, Mom.
等等 Wait.
我像你这么大时 也亲手把我妈送进了精神病院 When I was your age, I had my mother committed.
我放弃了大学 就为了照顾她 I gave up college to take care of her.
我花了很长的时间才原谅她 It took me a long time to forgive her.
我只是想等个合适的时机来告诉你 I was just waiting for the right time to tell you.
姥姥去年就告诉我了 Grandma told me last year.
我真的恨死她了 I hate her so much.
是啊 看来我们都没能有个好母亲 Yeah, I guess we both have bad moms, then.
的确 Mm- hmm, we do,
但我不会离开 but I'm not leaving.
我会补偿你们的 And I will make this up to you.
没人想要你 Nobody wants you here.
你让我的家攴离破碎 You broke this family.
一个洋葱吗 这就是惊喜 An onion? Is that the surprise?
好气啊 I am so mad right now.
那就吃披萨吧 我不在乎 Eat pizza, then. I don't care.
-别吼我弟 -我没吼 Don't yell at my brotherl - I'm not yelling!
我只是 我只是想让我们 I just- - I just want this to go back to a normal,
能回归到一个正常的家庭 gosh darn family!
别再说正常这个词儿了 因为我们根本就不正常 Stop saying normal, 'cause we're not normal!
我们从来就没正常过 We have never been normal!
巴顿说的对 Button's right.
最近这几天 These last few days
我 I've...
不得不重新认识你们所有人 gotten to meet every one of you all over again,
而且她说的对 and she's right.
你不普通 你们都不普通 You aren't normal. None of you are.
你们简直棒极了 What you are is amazing.
我们就是神奇一家人 We are amazing.
你抽烟了 Are you smoking?
我们就是烟民啊 We are smokers.
我们不是 No, we are not.
但我们是一家人 But we are a family.
没错 亲爱的 我们 我们是 That's right, honey. We are. We- - we are...
我们 We.
我们是 we are.
加油 爸 Come on, Dad.
菲尔普斯一家人 Phelps.
对 我们是菲尔普斯 Yes. We are Phelps.
我们是菲尔普斯 We are Phelps.
菲尔普斯一家人 are Phelps.
我们是菲尔普斯 We are Phelps.
我们是菲尔普斯 We are Phelps!
没错 That's right!
我们是菲尔普斯 We are Phelps!
我们是菲尔普斯 我们是菲尔普斯 We are Phelpsl We are Phelps!
我记得 来 巴顿 I remember. Come on, Button.
我们是菲尔普斯 We are Phelps!
我们是菲尔普斯 We are Phelps! -
-我们是菲尔普斯 -他是菲尔普斯 We are Phelps! He is Phelpsl
我们是菲尔普斯 We are Phelps!
我们是菲尔普斯 我们是菲尔普斯 We are Phelps! We are Phelpsl
我们是菲尔普斯 我们是菲尔普斯 We are Phelps! We are Phelps!
我们是菲尔普斯 我们是菲尔普斯 We are Phelps! We are Phelpsl
我们是菲尔普斯 We are Phelps!
我们是菲尔普斯 我们是菲尔普斯 We are Phelps! We are Phelpsl
我们是菲尔普斯 We are Phelps!
你好啊亲 很高兴见到你 Hello, dear. So good to see you.
卧槽 Fuck.