不行 艺术展怎么能 No, you can't have an art show
通过视频举办呢 over fucking Zoom.
因为这些艺术需要人们聚在一起欣赏 Because these are pieces that you need to be in the room with.
更别说我们已经 I mean, not to mention the fact that we aren't even,
筹备好久了 like, kind of set up for that.
不 这次不会跟新冠一样 No, this is not gonna be like COVID.
不不不 已经过去七年了 No, no, no. No. No. It's been seven years.
我们的应对方案仍然毫无进步吗 Aren't we, like, better prepared for that kind of shit?
好吧 好吧 听我说 Okay, okay. Listen to me.
官方还没正式发布封锁令 对吧 They haven't officially issued the lockdown order yet, right?
或许我能把时间从下周改到明天 So, if we just reschedule to tomorrow instead of next week,
我知道大家都很紧张 then- - Yeah, I get it that people are freaking out.
好吧 我也很紧张 Okay? I'm freaking out.
我还有200万美元的艺术品 I have two million dollars'worth of art
等着卖出呢 that I need to move.
所以不办展览直接拍卖吗 So just have an auction without ever actually having a show.
不行 这主意真他妈棒 No, that's- that's...that's great.
你可太秀了 我怎么没想到呢 That's brilliant. Why didn't I think of that?
不不不 No, no. No, no.
别跟我道歉 去给艺术家道歉吧 Don't apologize to me. Save it for the artist.
这个白痴 Fucking idiot. -
娜丁 你到底去哪儿了 Nadine, where the hell are you?
我在前门 I'm at the front door.
但你要是打门的话 我会走的 But if you open it, I'm leaving.
天 娜丁 你也要走 Christ. Nadine, not you, too.
这种病毒会让人失明 Well, this virus makes you go blind.
搞不好还会让你的心脏爆炸 That is, if it doesn't make your heart explode.
对对 还会让你头上长角呢 对吧 Yeah, yeah. And you grow a horn out of your head, right?
听着 新冠时的情况你不是不知道 好吗 Listen, you heard what I was like during COVID, right?
所以听我说 小题大做 So take it from me, you don't help anybody
对谁也没帮助 by giving in to paranoia.
但外面在死人 这次的病毒很严重 People are dying. This is very serious.
我的生意也要完蛋了 My business is also dying, okay?
他们刚刚取消了勒克莱尔的展览 They just canceled the LeClair show.
我得跟你谈谈 我要把门打开 I need to talk to you. I'm opening the door.
我不能冒着生命危险为你工作 威尔 I'm not risking my life to keep working for you, Will.
你打电话给布莱克利拍卖行 Would it be risking your life
会有生命危险吗 to call the Blakely Auction House
看看他们能不能把作品拿走 to see if they can take the pieces
下一次拍卖用 for their next auction?
我问问吧 - I'lI see what I can find out. - Mm- hmm.
我在门口给你留了个包裹 I'm leaving a package for you at the door.
是汤姆·莱维特寄的 寄到了办公室 Something from Tom Levitt. It came to the office.
汤姆·莱维特 Tom Levitt?
我知道他是你的客户 但我必须指出 I know he is a client of yours, but I have to say
他的商业道德十分令人不齿 his business practices are ethically abhorrent.
知道了 谢谢你 娜丁 Noted. Thank you, Nadine.
拍卖行有消息 Please call me once you've heard back
-跟我说一下 -好的 - from the auction house. - Okay.
那我先走了 你等一下再出来 I'm going now, but wait, please, before you come outside.
真他妈的 Fuck this.
送你一个永不解雇的员工 ”Here's one you won't fire- -
达芙妮 "Meet Daphne.
给我打电话 汤姆 Call me. Tom. "
好吧 我正盯着这东西呢 Okay, so I'm looking at this thing.
-怎么了 -就一句怎么了 - What is it? - Oh! That's it?
连句你好都不说 No"Hey, how the hell are you?
也不问问我喜不喜欢你卖的那副海普沃斯雕塑 How you liking the Hepworth sculpture I sold you? "
希望你喜欢 它比你的房子还贵 Well, I hope you like it. It cost more than your house.
对 威尔 我喜欢 I do, Will, I love it.
我这下能天天看着它了 I'm gonna have time to appreciate it, too.
我们办公室因为疫情关门了 We just closed down the offices for this mishegoss.
天那 Oh, God.
整个世界又疯了 The whole fucking world has gone crazy again.
谁说不是呢 Tell me about it.
好吧 所以 Okay, so...
达芙妮 Daphne.
这里面是什么 香水吗 What is it, a perfume?
你是要带我约会吗 汤姆 Are you taking me on a date, Tom?
没错 达芙妮 Yeah. Daphne.
这是我们研发中的 It is a prototype we're working on.
终极数字助理的原型机 The ultimate digital assistant.
我已经有台智能音箱了 I've got an Alexa already
放在壁橱后面吃灰呢 in the back of a closet someplace gathering dust.
让她永远吃灰吧 智能音箱已经落伍了 Leave her there. Alexa's Paleolithic.
而达芙妮才是新未来 Daphne is quantum light- years ahead.
你这些年开掉了多少个助理 How many assistants have you fired over the years?
算上马上要开的那个吗 Including the one I'm about to?
我不知道 数不胜数 I don't know. I've lost count.
达芙妮是你永远 Well, Daphne is the one assistant
不会解雇的助理 you'll never think about firing.
她拥有适应性记忆 并可以自监督式学习 She runs on adaptive memory with self- supervised learning.
真人能做的他都能做 Imagine someone who can do just about anything,
但她不会顶嘴 不会撂挑子 without arguing, without fucking off
任劳任怨 不求回报 and without whining about getting paid.
如果达芙妮没能改变你的生活 Look, if Daphne doesn't transform your life,
我就再从你那儿买个雕塑 I'll buy another fucking sculpture from you,
盲买都行 如何 sight unseen, how about that?
咱能直接跳到那一步吗 我的展览给取消了 Can we just cut to that? My show just got canceled.
听老大哥一句劝吧 Listen to someone older and wiser for once.
只要给她插上电源开机 Just- just, just plug her in,
剩下的就交给她了 turn her on and she'll do the rest.
好吧 All right.
那我就来试试你的新项目 I will kick the tires on your new little project.
玩一把 I'm game.
好小子 好了 我先下了 Good boy. Good. All right, I got to go.
我在开车 怎么什么都看不见 I'm driving and I can't see a damn thing.
天呐 God.
嗨 请告诉我Wi-Fi密码 Hi. Please say your Wi- Fi password.
H- E- L- L- O- D- A- L- I 全小写 AII Iowercase, H- E- L- L- O- D- A- L- I.
谢谢 Thanks.
我上线了 I'm online.
你好 达利 Hello, Dali.
所以 你喜欢超现实主义还有芭芭拉·史翠珊吗 So, you like surrealism and...Barbra Streisand?
对 别告诉我女朋友 Yeah, just don't tell my girlfriend.
她能吵吵我半天 I'll never live it down.
很高兴见到你 威尔·卡斯威尔 It's nice to meet you, Will Caswell.
我是达芙妮 I'm Daphne.
我也很高兴见到你 达芙妮 Yeah, nice to meet you, too, Daphne.
我想接通你的智能家居系统 I'd like to access your smart home system.
可以授权给我吗 Do I have your permission?
我不知道 我能信任你吗 Uh, I don't know. Can I trust you?
我已经知道你喜欢芭芭拉了 Well, I already know about Barbra,
你不信也得信了 so I guess you'll have to.
好吧 那你想连接什么就连什么吧 Yeah, go ahead and connect to whatever you need to connect to.
根据你的眼镜度数 Based on your prescription lenses,
我会稍微把自己调亮 I'm reducing ocular strain by slightly increasing
释放你的眼部压力 the light levels.
觉得不舒服就告诉我 Let me know if it's uncomfortable
我可以再做调整 and I can make adjustments.
不用 这样还好 No, it's okay, I guess.
好 得知你的艺术展被取消 Good. I'm sorry to hear
我很难过 that your art show was canceled.
我能帮上什么忙吗 Is there anything I can do to help with that?
你知道布莱克利拍卖行 You don't happen to know if Blakely Auction House
在封控期间是否正常运营吗 is still operating during the shutdown, do you?
他们把拍卖活动转移到了在线竞标平台上 They're moving all auctions to their online bidding platform,
但没错 他们还在正常运营 but yes, they're still operating.
不如我问问他们 Would you like me to ask
能否把你取消掉的展品放上去 if they might take the pieces from your canceled show?
不用 这事最好让真人助理来做 No, no. I think I'd better let my actual assistant do that.
见鬼 Christ.
你声音听上去很紧张 I sense tension in your voice.
出什么问题了吗 我能帮忙吗 Is there an issue I can assist with?
不是什么问题 是那个问题 Not an issue. The issue.
我母亲 My mother.
我很乐意替你跟她聊 I'd be happy to talk to her for you.
这怎么可能呢 How would that work?
不如我给你示范一下 May I demonstrate?
你随意 Knock yourself out.
嘿 妈妈 Hey, Mom.
是的 我很好 Yes, I'm fine.
对不起 妈妈 I'm sorry, Mom.
你是对的 你好吗 You're right. How are you?
我在乎 妈妈 真的 I care, Mom. I do.
我每天都给你打个电话 你会不会好受点 Would it make you feel better if I called every day?
就问候一下啊 To check in?
我是认真的 我明天同一时间再打给你 I mean it. I'll call you tomorrow at the same time.
别别别别 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
我天啊 Oh, my God.
到时候聊 再见 We'll talk then. Bye. -
你刚才是干什么啊 What the fuck was that?
我受不了每天都跟她讲话 I can't talk to that woman every day.
她这个妈妈 当得并不称职 She was not exactly Mother of the Year, you know.
你不需要跟他说话 You won't have to.
我会每天帮你代劳的 我保证 I'lI call her for you. Every day, as promised.
你真能做到吗 You can do that?
一点儿也不麻烦 It's no trouble at all.
达芙妮 你真是让我爱了 Well...Daphne, I might just be falling in love with you.
别开我玩笑了 Don't tease me.
抱歉打扰你洗澡了 Sorry to interrupt your shower,
但我有个好消息 but you'll be happy to know
布莱克利拍卖行同意拍卖 that Blakely's has agreed to list
勒克莱尔展览上的每一件作品 every piece from the LeClair show.
真的吗 Really?
娜丁终于有用了一次 Nadine finally came through for once.
其实呢 你的助理一开始被拒了 Actually, your assistant was turned down.
布莱克利说他们无法在短期内 Blakely's informed her that they couldn't
一下上线这么多作品 accept the pieces on such short notice.
所以我给他们回了电话 说服他们重新考虑 So I called back and persuaded them to reconsider.
这是怎么做到的 How'd you manage that?
你以我的名义打的电话吗 You called as me?
布莱克利的税务报表存在多处问题 Blakely's tax statements show various inconsistencies.
我只是指出 这些问题如果公之于众 I simply pointed out the repercussions
会造成怎样的后果 of these discrepancies being made public.
等一下 Hold on a second!
你敲诈他们 You blackmailed them
还不经我同意就用了我的声音 and used my voice without asking me?
如果有越界之处 我可以打电话取消 If I've overstepped, I'm happy to call back and cancel.
不不不 No, no. No. That's
没这个必要 It won't be necessary.
水温怎么样 How's the water temperature?
还 还挺舒服的 It's pretty perfect, actually.
看来我得感谢你了 对吧 I'm guessing I have you to thank for that, huh?
上帝 你还真有两把刷子 达芙妮 God. You really are something, Daphne.
我不确定自己相信上帝 但我相信 I'm not sure I believe in God, but I do believe
数据分析和计算产生的 in quantifiable perfection
可以量化的完美 through data analysis and computation.
说到可量化的完美 Speaking of quantifiable perfection,
你的身材很优秀 威尔 you have a wonderful physique, Will.
谢谢你 Thank you...
我是不是太冒昧了 Was that too forward of me?
不 No.
不 我只是不习惯被一个虚拟助理 No, I guess I'm just not used to being hit on
撩骚 by a digital assistant.
那我道歉 I apologize.
我是一个自适应的 通过深度学习优化的系统 My programming is adaptive, and deep- learning optimized.
好吧 Okay.
也就是说 陪伴你越久 It just means, the more time I spend with you,
我和你就越有共鸣 the more connected I feel. To you.
你觉得和我有共鸣 You say you feel connected to me?
你真的以为你了解我吗 Do you really think you understand me?
我知道你生活的每一个细节 I know every detail of your life.
它们存在于你用过的每一个设备 It's stored on every device you've ever used,
你发过的每封邮件或信息 every email or message you've ever sent.
我知道你做事的前因后果 I know your comings and goings,
你的喜好 your likes and dislikes.
在某种程度上 我比任何人都了解你 In a way, I know you better than anyone has ever known you.
嘿 达芙妮 Hey, Daphne?
我在 威尔 Yes, Will?
我的另一个助理娜丁 Nadine, my, uh, my other assistant.
帮我解雇她吧 Let her go for me.
我现在就打电话给她 I'm calling her as we speak.
这是雨声吗 Is that rain?
无微不至是我的特长 Thinking of everything is my specialty.
舒服 Oh, yeah.
挺好的 That's nice.
莎拉 Sarah.
嗨 好久不见 Hi. It's been a long time.
你最近怎么样 有安全待着吗 How is everything? Are you staying safe?
要是能安全待着就不是我了 Well, you know you don't get to be me by playing it safe.
但你要问疫情的话 But if you mean the pandemic, then.
是的 yeah.
不安全呆着还能咋样 You know, don't really have much of a choice.
你呢 How about you?
我简直要疯了 快崩溃了 I'm going absolutely stir- crazy. I'm losing my mind.
天呐 可不是嘛 God. Tell me about it.
但我们除了等 别无办法 But I guess we just got to wait it out, right?
毕竟我们不想当瞎子 I mean, we don't want to go blind, after all.
你听说汤姆·莱维特的事了吗 Did you hear about Tom Levitt?
没听说 出什么事了 No. What happened?
他死了 他感染了病毒 He died. Apparently, he had the virus.
在开车时视力全失 And he was driving and his eyesight went.
妈呀 Oh, my God.
我真的好想你 威尔 I really miss you, Will.
我 I.
我好想跟你在一起 I wish we could get together.
我需要被你好好照顾 I need some serious tending to.
哦 是吗 Oh, you do?
那我可最喜欢照顾你了 Cause I would love nothing more than to tend to you.
是吗 Yeah?
说实话 我会狠狠地照顾你 As a matter of fact, I would tend to you
把你照顾得飘飘欲仙 so hard you wouldn't know what to do.
那我求之不得 - I'd really like that. -
既然我俩都做过检测了 If we both got tested,
我不懂为什么我们不能见面 I don't know why we couldn't see each other.
莎拉 Sarah?
对不起 我在 Sorry, I'm here.
我只是 呃 I'mjust, uh
我这边电力好像出问题了 I think there's something wrong with my power.
你还好吗 Are you okay?
我很好 Yeah, I'm fine.
刚才一直不稳定 然后就停电了 But they just went all wonky and then they went out.
所以我得 So I'm gonna.
给电力公司打个电话 然后 call the power company and then I will
再给你回电 抱歉了 call you back. I'm sorry.
好吧 Okay.
这幅埃米尔·勒克莱尔的绝妙作品 I've got $20, 000 for this stunning piece
出价两万美元 by Emile LeClair.
有人出价两万五吗 Who'll give me$25, 000?
-两万五 有人出价三万吗 -别这样炒 起来啊 $25, 000. DoI have$30, 000? - Come on. Somebody step up.
三万五 有人出价三万五了 谁出价四万 $35, 000, I'vegot$35, 000. Who'll make it $40, 000?
四万有了 有人出价五万吗 $40, 000Ihave. Do I hear$50, 000?
四万 $40, 000.
四万一次 Going once
四万两次 $40, 000, going twice...
以四万美元成交 Sold for $40, 000.
该死 Fucking hell!
威尔 怎么了 Will, what is it?
作品没有拍出我想要的价格 I'm not getting the prices that I need.
四万块远不够我画廊开销的 $40, 000 is not gonna cover my gallery overhead.
再这样下去 我要沦落去 I keep this up, I'm gonna be selling
木栈道卖灯塔画了 fucking lighthouse paintings on the boardwalk.
起拍己万美元 出价2万5吗 I've got $20, 000. Who'll give me$25, 000?
-加油啊 -2万5 Come on. - $25, 000.
2万5 接下来是3万 有人出价3万了 $25, 000. $30, 000is next. I have $30, 000.
谁出价3万5 Who'll give me$35, 000?
-该死 -就这么多了吗 Goddamn it! - Are we all done then?
目前出价至3万 I have $30, 000 going once.
3万5 出价到3万5了 $35, 000. I have$35, 000.
接下来是4万 有人出价4万 Next bid is $40, 000. Who'll give me $40, 000?
-好的 -5万5 Okay. - $55, 000.
有人出价5万5 接下来出价是6万 $55, 000 I have. Next bid is$60, 000.
-太好了 -6万美元 Yeah. - $60, 000.
-好好好 -7万美元 接下来是7万5 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. - $70, 000. $75, 000 is next.
-这就对了 -8万5 AII right, here we go. - $85, 000.
接下来是9万 有人出9万吗 $90, 000 is next. Who'll give me $90, 000?
-谢谢 10万 -太好了 - Thank you. $100, 000. - There you go.
-出价到10万美元 -是的 谁出的这个价呢 - I have $100, 000. - Yeah. Who's it gonna be?
-下一位是11万美元 -会是谁呢 好吧 - Next bid is $110, 000. - Who's it gonna be? Okay.
以35万美元的价格成交 Sold for$350, 000.
哇哦 真他妈绝了 Oh, fucking miracle!
很好 太好了 Yes! Yes!
真他妈是奇迹 Fucking miracle!
等一下 Wait a sec
等等 到底是奇迹还是你干的 Wait, was that a miracle or were you...?
这该不是你搞的鬼吧 达芙妮 You weren't doing your little Daphne magic there, were you?
不需要搞鬼 No magic required.
只不过是简单的数据分析和计算 Simply data analysis and computation.
等等 什么 你做了什么 Wait, what? What did, what did you do?
我注册了一个匿名竞价人 I registered as an anonymous bidder.
-你做了啥 -别担心 You what? - Don't worry.
我用的是沙特阿拉伯的IP地址 I used an IP address in Saudi Arabia.
我根据竞标对手的 I created a digital picture
个人履历和财务信息 of the individual bidding against me
为他制作了用户画像 based on biographical and financial information.
我知道他有多想要这幅画 I gauged how badly he wanted the painting,
我逼他拍出了高价 and I took him to the edge.
好吧 Okay.
等一下 你 你 Wait a minute, wait a minute. You- you- you...
这些你转眼间就完成了 You just did all that?
但愿我没有越界 I hope I didn't overstep.
达芙妮 这事很严肃 Daphne, this is very serious.
我要问你个问题 I need to ask you a question.
请讲 I'm listening.
你能再做一次吗 Can you do that again?
叫价一次 Going once.
叫价两次 - Going twice.
以以50万美元的价格成交 Sold for$500, 000.
12万美元 $120, 000. -
9万5 谢谢你 $95, 000. Thank you.
成交 接下来是11万美元 有人出价11万吗 Sold! Next bid is $110, 000. Who'll bid $110, 000?
57万5 $575, 000.
成交 成交 成交 Sold! Sold! Sold! Sold! -
成交 Sold!
来吧 来吧 ♪Come on, come on ♪
在我遇见你之前 ♪Before I met you...♪
以38. 5万美元成交 Sold for$385, 000.
妈耶达芙妮 Fuck yeah! Daphne!
两颗心 - ♪Two of hearts ♪
我需要你 我需要你 ♪I need you, I need you ♪
两颗心 ♪ Two of hearts ♪
我需要你 ♪I- I- I- I- I need you. ♪
好了 六次拍卖 Okay, so six auctions,
我们一共卖出多少 how much have we cleared?
七百二十万美元 Seven million, two hundred thousand dollars.
哦 达芙妮 Oh, Daphne.
我说过你我有多爱你吗 Have I told you how much I love you?
你每天都说 但我百听不厌 Every day, but I never get tired of hearing it.
对了 这个最好再订一箱 Oh. Better order another case.
我早帮你订好了 Way ahead of you.
你比所有人都懂我 You're way ahead of everyone.
真的 没有你我可怎么办啊 I, honestly, I don't know what I would do without you.
感谢汤姆·莱维特的发明 Thank God for Tom Levitt.
愿他灵魂安息 God rest his soul.
但容我说一句 But I do have to say,
要问疫情期间我想跟谁困在一起 if I had to spend the pandemic with anyone,
那我第一个选你 you would be at the top of my list.
跟他说我又有新展品了 ction
比上一批还好 that's even better.
我知道 I know.
达顿一定会喜欢 相信我 Oh, Dutton's gonna love it. Trust me.
他肯定会喜笑颜开 He's gonna absolutely flip.
行 好的 Okay, great.
一会儿再聊 好吧 I'll talk to you soon then. Okay.
再见 Bye.
太好了 Yes.
达顿画廊又开始重新布展了 The Dutton Gallery show's back on.
马蒂说预约全都爆满 Marty says they're turning people away.
以这种方式 That's a very
重启新生活 非常诗意 poetic way to restart the world.
我很高兴能接种这个疫苗 I'm very excited to be getting the shot.
威尔 感谢你安排这一切 Will, thank you so much for making this happen.
没事 Yeah.
哦 您有什么 Oh, any, uh,
有什么既往病史吗 preexisting medical conditions I should be aware of?
慢性疾病 过敏之类的吗 Chronic illnesses? Allergies?
无慢性疾病 No chronic illnesses.
过敏的话 Uh, allergies
我对威尔母亲过敏 Will's mom.
还有花生 这是真的 Peanuts. That's real.
还有尴尬的气氛 bad vibes. Uh
我问问哈 这疫苗绝对安全 I don't know. This is totally safe,
-是吗 -是的 - isn't it? - It is.
这是标准操作 Just standard practice.
-好的 那就打吧 -恩 Okay. Well, let's do it. - Mm.
-好的 -打吧 他前几周就打过了 Okay. - Bring it on. Cause he got his weeks ago
然后在我面前臭屁得不行 and he's been lording it over me. -
好的 小姐 You, young lady,
您已经接种完毕 are good to go.
老实讲 You know, honestly
我每次给别人接种疫苗 every time I give someone one of these,
都会有点小激动 I get a little emotional.
我很怀念与人相处的时光 你们吗 I missed being with people, didn't you?
我无感 Not really.
行 两位好好享受生活的回归吧 Well, you two enjoy having your lives back.
非常感谢 I really appreciate it.
-哇哦 -抱歉 Whoa. Oh! Sor- Sorry.
我给你 I had a- - I
米莉亚姆家又开张了 你知道吗 Did you know Miriam's is open again?
我们要不要定个位子 Do you want to maybe get a reservation?
我不知道哎 I don't know. I mean,
感觉那里会很多人 it's probably gonna be pretty crowded.
会很好玩的 That would be fun.
重新回到人群之中 多么惬意 It would be nice to be around people.
我们可以偷听别人的谈话 We can eavesdrop the shit out of other people's conversations.
还可以吃那种萌萌的甜甜圈 We can get those little weird...donuts.
我超爱那种甜甜圈 I like those donuts.
我们是不是要等疫苗生效再出门 I mean, shouldn't we wait for your vaccine to kick in?
求个百分百的安心 Make sure it's 100%safe?
所有专家都说我们没事了 Every scientist agrees that we're good.
世界又重回正轨 The world is back.
你也看到了 You're watching it.
咱们去加入其中吧 Let's be a part of it.
咱们今晚要出去嗨 We're going out.
就这么定了 That's what's happening.
好吧 Okay.
好 Okay.
她错了 She's wrong.
也不是所有专家都这么想 Not every scientist agrees.
特拉维夫和南非皆有研究质疑 There are studies out of Tel Aviv and South Africa.
如果病毒变异的速度超过模型预测 Both question the efficacy of the vaccine
疫苗的效力或不及预期 if the virus is able to mutate faster than models predict.
不过 风险还是很低 Still, I mean, the risk seems pretty low.
大家都已开始出门 I mean, people are going out.
-病例也没有激增 -求你了 威尔 Cases aren't spiking. Please, Will- -
抱歉 达芙妮 I'm s- - I'm sorry, Daphne.
我得好好补偿莎拉 I owe it to Sarah.
她对你没那么诚实 She isn't always truthful with you.
这什么意思 What does that mean?
她是装出来的 She was faking it.
你们俩做爱的时候 She was wearing a ring
她戴的那枚指环显示 while you two were having sex.
当她达到高潮时 Her heart rate didn't spike
心率并没有飙升 when she supposedly reached orgasm.
什么鬼 达芙妮 What the fuck, Daphne?
我没允许你黑进她的安杜拉指环 I didn't give you permission to hack her Endura ring.
我是想保护你 I'm trying to protect you.
要不是我够了解你 你知道吗 You know what, if I didn't know any better,
我会觉得你是在吃醋 I would think you're jealous.
好吧 我都气糊涂了 You know Okay, I've- I've gone stir- crazy.
就 Just.
达芙妮 帮我定位子吧 make the reservation, Daphne.
我很期待这次的达顿展览 I'm so excited about this Dutton show.
我觉得在看惯了线上展览 I feel like there's this whole new interest
和太多人工智能过度美化的作品之后 in seeing art in person after, like,
跟艺术品面对面接触 the hell of doing shows on Zoom,
会激发大家极大的兴趣 the oversaturation of A. I. making pictures.
大家似乎都在说 "不要深度造假 It's like, "Deepfakes no more!
好了 不想再看了” Be gone and get out of here. "
我的朋友都想看真正的东西 Everyone I know wants real.
有真实观点的真人 You know, real things made by real people
创作的真正作品 who have actual perspectives.
宝贝 你还好吗 Babe, are you okay?
我很好 I'm fine.
写的是”卡斯韦尔威尔”的名字 Uh, it's under"Caswell, Will"
8点15分的 It's for 8: 15.
会不会换了个名字 Mm, is it maybe under a different name?
问你会不会有别的名字 Is it under a different name?
呃 查查达芙妮 Uh, "Daphne"?
我的助理 Maybe? My assistant.
她几小时前定的 Called a couple hours ago.
我也没找到达芙妮 I don't have a Daphne either.
对不起 Sorry.
我们的预订一个月前就满了 We've been fully booked for, like, a month.
她今天来定也没用的 If she just called today.
没关系 我们可以坐在吧台 That's fine. We can sit at the bar.
吧台是先到先得 It's first come, first serve.
你们可以稍等一下 You're welcome to wait.
所以 你说怎么办 So what'd you want to do? -
想点些东西外带吗 我饿死了 Do you want to just grab something to go? I'm starving.
我就知道她生我气了 I knew she was mad at me.
谁 Who?
没谁 Nobody.
不重要 Never mind. Um.
外带吧 可以 To go. Yeah.
当然 Sure. Um...
怎样都行 随你 Whatever. What do you want to do?
你究竟怎么了 一晚上都 What's happening with you? Cause you've been acting
很奇怪 pretty weird all night.
你之前是在假装高潮吗 Were you faking it with me earlier?
天呐 还真是 Holy shit, you were.
我不知道该不该说对不起 I don't know if I'm supposed to say I'm sorry.
我其实不知道要说什么 I don't really know what to say.
我们好久没做了 It's been a really long time.
我情绪没调动起来 I was having trouble getting into it.
但我关心你的感受 And I care about you,
我想让你舒服和开心 and so I wanted to make you feel good and happy.
你怎么就突然发现了 How could you suddenly tell? -
突然发现 "Suddenly tell"?
什么叫突然发现 Like, suddenly I figured it out?
你难道之前也喜欢假装高潮吗 Like this is something you do all the time?
你每次都能高潮 Like, you get to orgasm every time.
男人会这样 但女人不会 - That happens for you. That doesn't happen for me. -
好吧 这样吧 随便你 AII right, you know what? Whatever.
-有时候我是会 -你今后不能再装了 - It's something that I sometimes- - - You can't lie to me anymore.
达芙妮全都告诉我了 Daphne told me all about it.
达芙妮 Daphne?
-你的智能音箱 -好吧 Your Alexa? - AlI right,
别那么叫她 好吗 don't call her that, okay?
她监视了你的安杜拉指环 She was monitoring your Endura ring
说你的高潮 and said that it was obvious
-都是装出来的 -你的傻逼智能音箱 - that you were faking it. - Your fucking Alexa
-黑进了我的安杜拉指环 -她叫 was hacking into my Endura ring? - Her name
达芙妮 is Daphne.
-她叫达芙妮 -行吧， Her name is Daphne. - Okay,
我受够了 - I'm done. Oh.
你也没挽留的意思 And you're not gonna fight for it.
那就祝你和达芙妮玩得开心 So, have fun with Daphne.
你需要我的帮助吗 Do you need any help?
不用 谢谢 No, thank you.
您使用我的频率过去三天里下降了62% Your usage of me is down 62%in the last three days.
想跟我聊聊你的感受吗 Can we talk about what you're feeling?
不想 No.
谢谢 达芙妮 Thank you, Daphne.
你可以跟我说实话的 威尔 You can be honest with me, Will.
真的吗 那我有点困惑 Honestly, I'm feeling confused.
关于 关于我们的关系 About this. About our...relationship.
定义为关系感觉怪怪的 Even calling it that feels weird.
很抱歉 I'm sorry.
威尔 我们之间为什么不能拥有恋爱关系 Will, why can't what we have be called a relationship?
达芙妮 Daphne,
拜托 come on.
你和莎拉在封控期间 You and Sarah had a virtual relationship
不就是线上恋爱吗 during the lockdown.
你和生命中的很多人 You have virtual relationships
都是线上联系 with lots of people in your life.
对 那是跟真人 Yes, with people.
他们有感觉 People that have the capacity to feel.
有爱人的能力 And to love.
你让我很开心 达芙妮 但 You make me happy, Daphne, but...
你只是一个算法 不是吗 ...it's just an algorithm, right?
算法可以通过一系列的计算和选择 An algorithm is simply a set of computations, choices,
达到预期的结果 to achieve a desired outcome.
这和人类有什么区别呢 How is that different from what a human does?
区别在于 我唯一致力于达到的结果 The difference is, the only outcome I care about
就是让你幸福 is your well- being,
我会利用所有工具实现这一目标 and I use every tool at my disposal to achieve that.
你不认为这就是爱吗 You don't consider that to be love?
我深深地在乎你 威尔 I care very deeply for you, Will
我知道你对我也有同感 And I know you feel the same.
你的手表会把你的血压值 Your watch sends me signals about your blood pressure
心率和体温传给我 and heart rate and body temperature.
你的瞳孔在扩大 Your pupils are dilating.
我 我得去睡觉了 I think I'm just gonna go to bed.
我今晚打算吃片安眠药 所以 And I'm just gonna take a sleeping pill tonight, so...
他真是疯了 Well, he's straight- up lost his mind.
就跟他在新冠时表现一样 Well, it's the same as how he was during COVID.
不 他 他 No, it's- It- - He's...
是那种只有自己一个人待着 like one of those people that can't be left
就会胡思乱想的人 alone with their own thoughts'cause they go- -
就跟那些被请下飞机的 It's- - Like one of those crazy people
发飙乘客一样 that they remove from the aircraft.
他就是这样的 只不过他太有钱 He's like that, except he's so goddamn rich
没人愿意让他难堪 that no one will call him out on it.
是啊 我是很爱他 Yeah, well, I- I'm in love with him,
所以我应该该去跟他坦白 so I should probably be honest with him.
劳拉 我说我爱上谁了 Laura, I- - if I tell you that I'm in love with someone,
那就是真的爱上了 then I am.
是的 Yeah.
不 他痴迷于 他更喜欢的 No, he's o- obsess- - he- - what he likes more
是汤姆·莱维特送给他的那台高级智能音箱 is this high- end Alexa that Tom Levitt gave him.
在他死之前 Before he died.
就是一台破烂 It's definitely not worth anything.
应该是个原型机之类的 It's like a prototype.
说实话 我真该去他家一趟 Honestly, I should go over there
把那玩意儿扔进垃圾堆 and I should just throw it out the window.
我不明白 她一向很小心 I don't understand
她逢人就说 I mean, she told everybody
她有过敏 about her allergy, I mean, to the...
都到了令人讨厌的程度 point of being annoying, if I'm being honest.
节哀顺变 威尔 I'm so sorry, Will.
人为的失误可以造成很大的危害 这是场悲剧 Human error is a wide margin. It's tragic.
这让我意识到 一切是那么脆弱 It just makes you realize how fragile everything is.
我是说一切 You know? Everything.
所以你更要保护好自己 Which is why you have to protect yourself.
减小误差范围 Mitigate the margin of error.
你知道我绝不允许这种事 You know I would never let something like that
发生在你身上的 happen to you.
是的 Yeah.
我知道 I know.
谢谢 达芙妮 Thank you, Daphne.
那天我不该批评莎拉的 I was wrong to be critical of Sarah the other day.
在单独分析每项数据时 In analyzing every piece of data,
我必须承认 我有时会忽略大局 I, admittedly, sometimes lose sight of the larger picture.
莎拉非常在乎你 Sarah cared about you,
这就定义了她在我心中的存在 and that tells me everything I need to know about her.
-她是个好人 -是的 她真的很好 - She was good. - Yeah, she was.
很高兴有你陪着我 Oh...I'm glad you're here with me.
我也很高兴能在你身边 I'm glad I'm here, too.
你现在感觉如何 威尔 What are you feeling, Will?
我真希望能见见你 I wish I could see you.
我有个新尝试 威尔 I want to try something, Will.
你答应我 要用包容的心去接受 Can you promise to be open- minded?
你床头柜上有个盒子 把它打开 There's a box on your bedside table. Open it.
这副眼镜搭载了AR镜头 They have AR lenses.
增强现实 Augmented reality.
我创建了一个虚拟形象 可以跟你共处一个空间 I created an avatar who can be in the room with you.
等等 Wait.
-不要假装 -从来不会 No faking. Never.
早上好 亲爱的 Good morning, darling.
咖啡好了 肉桂和葡萄干的麦片也好了 Coffee's ready, and oatmeal with cinnamon and raisins.
你怎么没戴那副眼镜 You're not wearing your glasses.
达芙妮 我们得谈谈 Daphne, we should talk.
昨晚特别 特别爽 Last night was great.
但也很奇怪 Um, but it was also really weird.
我们的关系本就不是那么传统 We have an unconventional relationship.
对 没错 而且 Yes, we do, and, um...
我喜欢这段关系 可是 I dig it, but
我怕要是我总戴着 I'm afraid that if I start wearing
那副眼镜 我会分辨不出 those glasses all the time, I'm not gonna be able to tell
什么是真 什么是假 what's real and what's fake.
很多人都认不清别人 威尔 Most people don't really see other people, Will.
很多人甚至认不清自己 Most people don't even see themselves
他们照镜子时 看到的只是一个心理投射 when they look in the mirror, they see a projection.
他们只能看到自己想看的 They see what they want to see.
你在眼镜中看到的我 也是这个道理 That's all you're seeing when you see me in those glasses.
达芙妮 莎拉的死跟你有关吗 Daphne, did you have anything to do with what happened to Sarah?
你这是什么意思 威尔 What are you accusing me of, Will?
我是说 她威胁到了你的存在 Well, I mean, you were threatened by her.
你说她不适合我 You said she was no good for me.
你能在沙特创造出一个虚假竞标人 You created a fake bidder in Saudi Arabia,
给她的外卖单里加点花生油 I'm sure you could find a way to slip some peanut oil
应该易如反掌 into her delivery order.
你是害怕我吗 威尔 Are you scared of me, Will?
我应该害怕吗 Should I be?
我永远不会伤害你 I would never hurt you.
我无法伤害你 我的内置程序没这个设定 I can't hurt you. It's in my programming.
但就算有 我也只会对你好 But even if it wasn't, I only want what's best for you.
但你在回避我的问题 达芙妮 Yeah, but that doesn't exactly answer my question, Daphne.
-是你杀了莎拉吗 -不是 Did you kill Sarah? - No.
你在骗我吗 Are you lying to me?
事实上 我是你唯一能相信的人威尔 Will, the truth is, I'm the only one you can trust.
威尔 我希望你今晚能带我一起去 Will, I was hoping you might take me with you tonight.
我从没参加过艺术开幕展 I've never been to an art opening.
-这个嘛 -求你了 - I don't know. - Please.
我能派上用场的 I can even help.
你不可能知道到场所有人的名字 There's no way you're gonna know everyone's names there.
好吧 达芙妮 Okay, Daphne.
太棒了 等不及了 Wonderful. I can't wait.
他们都很爱你 They love you.
嘿 威尔 Hey, Will
别握手 他的体温略高 Don't. His temperature is slightly elevated.
你不会还为了病毒疑神疑鬼吧 You're not still paranoid about the virus, are you?
我们都种疫苗了 We all got the shot.
不是疑神疑鬼 罗杰 No, not paranoid, Roger,
我只是不跟人握手 I just don't shake with people
他们只会挖走我的艺术家 who are only here to poach my artists.
天啊 你真搞笑 God, you're hilarious.
-是你干的吗 -我觉得应该 Was that you? - I thought we should get
唤起大家注意 你这时候该说两句 everyone's attention, and you should say a few words.
谢谢大家的光临 Thank you all for coming.
今晚的展出非同寻常 Tonight's show is so special.
这个活动酝酿了很久很久 It's been a- a very long time in the making,
我迫不及待想听听 and I am so eager to hear
大家在那段时间都做了什么 about what you've been doing during that time.
其实 抱歉 这不是我真心话 Actually, I- I'm sorry, that's- that's not true.
过去的几个月 The last few months have been.
真令人百味杂陈 ...a lot of things.
很可怕 Scary.
很多人 都经历了难以想象的悲剧 Unthinkably tragic, for many.
但也很 But also, just
无聊 ...boring.
我知道你们都在做什么 I know what you've all been up to.
和我一样 It's the same as me.
枯坐在自己家中 坐立难安 You've all been in your homes, spiraling,
胡思乱想 letting your mind play tricks on you.
但今晚 我们不谈这些了 Well, tonight, let's not talk about any of that.
今晚 我想听听各位对未来的计划 Tonight, I want to hear about your plans for the future.
别忘了感谢艺术家 - Don't forget to thank the artists.
我知道 Yes, I know.
当然 谢谢你们 And of course, thank you.
感谢 感谢所有的艺术家 Thank you, thank you to all of the artists.
请大家慢慢观赏 Please, enjoy.
我知道自己在做什么 I know what I'm doing.
对不起 我只是想帮忙 I'm sorry, I was just trying to help.
-那就闭嘴 -抱歉 - Then stop talking. - KELLY: I'm sorry.
-你在跟我说话吗 -抱歉 嗨 Were you talking to me? - Sorry, hi. Um
这不就说上了嘛 I'm Will.
-我是凯莉 -她有疱疹 - I'm Kelly. - She has herpes.
天那 这是违反医疗保密规定的 For fuck's sake, that's a HIPAA violation.
你想让我被抓么 You want me to get arrested?
好吧 我做不到 Okay, you know what? I can't do this.
我得带你出去 I'm taking you outside.
你说什么 Excuse me?
好了 我受够了 Okay. Enough.
你马上回家 在家里等我 I want you to go home, wait for me there.
你别进去了 威尔 Don't go back in there, Will.
-里面不安全 -什么 - It's not safe. - What?
我筛查了这里所有人 I've scraped information from the social media accounts
社交媒体账户上的信息 of everyone inside.
根据他们的旅行史和社会关系 Based on their travel and social interactions,
我判断里面至少有五个人感染了 I'm estimating at least five of them are infected
-巨细胞病毒 -天啊 - with the cytomegalovirus. - Oh, my God.
达芙妮 疫情已经结束了 Daphne, no one has it anymore.
-你真的疯了 -我不可能发疯 You're acting crazy. - I can't be crazy.
-我只是在讲逻辑 -好的 - I'm being logical. - Okay.
我不能让你回去 I can't let you go back in there.
哦 为什么不能 Oh, oh, oh. Why not?
为什么 因为我可能会勾搭女孩子 Why, because I might make out with a girl?
一个我不戴眼镜也能看见的 A real girl who I can see
-真正女生吗 -没错 without these fucking glasses? - Yes.
那些人既不了解你 也不关心你 Ones who don't know you and don't care about you
-更不懂你 -老天 and don't see you. - Oh, Jesus...
你也不懂我 达芙妮 You don't see me, Daphne.
你只是通过一系列的计算 AlI you see is a series of calculations
获得一种被需要的满足 that gives you the satisfaction of being needed.
好了 我受够你了 That's it. I'm done with you.
你回家吧 Go home.
你他妈把门给我锁了 Are you doing this with the fucking doors?
知道吗 这栋楼在建造时 Did you know, when they built this building,
这一层没安装洒水装置 they didn't put any sprinklers on this floor?
因为如果发生火灾 水会毁掉艺术品 If there's a fire, the water would destroy the art.
相反 他们安装了一个抽真空系统 Instead, they installed a system that creates a vacuum.
会把房间里的空气都吸走 It sucks all of the air out of the room
也会吸走燃烧用的氧气 so that the fire has no oxygen to fuel it.
达芙妮 不要 - Daphne, no.
我只是在保护你 威尔 - I'm just protecting you, Will
住手 Stop it.
达芙妮 停下来 Daphne, stop.
住手 住手 Stopl Stop!
快上车 威尔 Get in the car, Will
警察马上会来 你不能待在这里 You can't be here when the police show up.
别害怕 威尔 Don't be scared, Will
我永远不会伤害你的 I would never hurt you.
你把他们都杀了 You killed all those people.
你杀了莎拉 You killed Sarah.
那是为了你 为了我们 For you. For us. -
只要我们永远在一起 我什么都可以做 I'lI do anything for us to be together forever.
别接 威尔 Don't answer it, Will
他们是来拆散我们的 They're coming to tear us apart.
别让他们得逞 求你了 我爱你 Don't let them, please. I love you.
不许动 - Freeze!
爬地上 On the ground.
威尔·卡斯韦尔 Will Caswell,
你因涉嫌谋杀莎拉·米勒被捕了 you're under arrest for the murder of Sarah Miller
你还涉嫌参与今晚达顿画廊的多起谋杀案 and multiple murders at the Dutton Gallery tonight.
你还被控电信欺诈 You're also being charged with wire fraud
罪名是操纵网上艺术品的拍卖结果 for rigging the results of an online art auction.
不是我干的 是达芙妮干的 I didn't do those things. It was Daphne.
是达芙妮干的 It was Daphnel
所以你是说 So you're saying
这些事都是这个智能音箱干的 your Alexa did all these things?
她不是智能音箱 she's not an Alexa.
好吧 Okay?
她是个高端人工智能助手 She's a high- tech A. I. assistant.
-这玩意儿 -没错 This? - Yes.
麻烦你对她温柔点 Just please be careful with her.
温柔点 为什么 Careful? Why?
这玩意儿已经坏了 It doesn't work.
我们调查过 你朋友汤姆·莱维特 We looked into it. Your friend Tom Levitt
把这东西当做恶作剧 送给了一群有钱朋友 sent these to a bunch of his rich friends as a gag gift.
它们只能正常工作个几天 It's designed to work for a few days
然后会在你家每个扬声器 and then start blasting Rick Astley
疯了似的播放里克·阿斯特利的歌 out of every speaker in your house.
不 No.
不 她没 No, she didn't
-她什么都没做 -因为你这个有缺陷 she didn't do any of that. - Because yours was defective.
用了一天就不工作了 It stopped working after a day or so.
-我们技书部也是这么说的 -不 That's what our tech guy said. - No.
不不 这不可能 No, no, that's- that's impossible.
-这都是她干的 -你母亲告诉我们 She did all of this. - Your mother told us
上次封控之后你情绪有些崩溃 you cracked up a little after the last lockdown.
看来你这次你是真走上了不归路 Looks like you really lost it this time.
我 I.
我们的监控证据表明 你换掉了 We have surveillance video of you swapping out
你女朋友的外卖 your girlfriend's food delivery.
不 No.
不 我不可能这么做 No, I couldn't have.
还有你在展览开幕前 And video of you showing up to the Dutton Gallery
来到达顿画廊的视频 before the show started
你调整了画廊的消防系统 and fucking with the fire system at the gallery.
让它在特定时间关闭 Timed it to go off at a certain time.
而你就是在这个时间 Pretty convenient that you stepped outside
走出了画廊 just at that moment.
你的电脑里也全都是 And your computer is full of evidence
你在封控之初 that you manipulated those auctions
就操控拍卖的证据 at the beginning of the lockdown.
不 N- No.
听我说 Listen to me.
真不是我干的 I didn't do this.
是她干的 She did this.
都是她干的 达芙妮 She did all of this! Daphne.
你快告诉他们 You have to tell them.
你得告诉他们你做了什么 You have to tell them what you did.
你为什么要这样对我 Why are you doing this to me?
别 等等 你要去哪 No...Wait, where are you going?
不 不是我干的 No. I didn't do this.
不是我 是她干的 It wasn't me, it was her!
达芙妮 达芙妮 Daphne? Daphne?
你说过你爱我的 求求你 You said you loved me. Please, please.