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冉公,我先走一步,不要惊动各位了 Master Yin,excuse me,Don't alarm the guests
你们给换根弦 Have your strings replaced
王公子,夜宵来了 Master Wang, the snacks
我有点事,先走一步了 I must leave on business
您吃完了再走吧 You may leave after you finish
不吃了,今天晚上的开销算在我的账上 No.Charge everything tonight to my account
外头招呼着,送王公子 Waiter, see Master Wang out
是喽 Yes
呸,算在你的账上,说大话使小钱 Your account? What a bluffer
来来来,来一碗吧,趁热来一碗呐 Come on, have a bowl, Take it hot
来来来来一碗吧,来来来一碗提神暖身 Come on, have a bowl. It's refreshing...
滋阴补肾,趁热您来一碗吧 ...warm and potent, Take it hot
狗肉面,您来一碗吧 Have a bowl of dog meat noodles
狗肉面？ Dog meat noodles?
来一碗吧 Have a bowl
好,好 Good, good
您这是什么时候起的灶？ When did you start your business?
以前没见过您这狗肉买卖呀？ I never saw you selling dog meat before
傍黑起的火,专伺候贪黑起早儿的客人 I start at night to serve night lifers.
来来来 Come on
您慢吃,留神烫着 Easy, mind not to get sealded
热和的,热和的 It's lukewarm
提神暖身,滋养补肾,趁热来一碗吧 Refreshing and potent, Take it hot
对不起,您没碰着吧？ Sorry, did I hurt you?
您这一个人走黑道儿可有点危险啊 Isn't it dangerous for us to walk alone at night?
路上歹人多,可得多留点神 Take care when the street is deserted
眼下这年头不好 Security is bad.
外加这地方不干净,孤魂野鬼多 Besides, this place is haunted with spirits
我刚刚还碰上一个呢 I just came upon one
现在想起来,我还好怕呢 I'm still scared thingking of it now
对不起,我脚麻了 Sorry, my foot is numb
不要紧,站会儿就好了 Never mind. Stand a while and you'll be all right
慢着 Hold It!
姑娘,这里黑灯瞎火的,我送你一程吧 Miss, it's dark here. Let me escort you
你上那儿去呀？ Where are you going?
我……没地方去 I...have nowhere to go
能走到哪儿,就走到哪儿 Take me anywhere you can
这不妥当吧,我那儿倒是能留个人 I can put you up at my home
可我得知道,你叫什么啊？ But may I know your name?
我娘家姓尤 My family name is You
你嫁人啦？ Are you married?
他家大房恨不得吃了我 I left my husband because
我受不了那个罪,就……就出来了 ...his No. I hates me
就出来了,夫家追还是不追？ You did? Is he after you?
那还有不追的？ Of course
这样吧,你先去我家里躲几天 Come and hide out at my home
听听风声 for a few days
那当然最好,就是不知道方不方便？ Great, but would it inconvenience you?
不方便我敢叫你去吗？ No, or I wouldn't have invited you
走吧,趁着街上没人 Let's go. The street is deserted
你带我回去,夫人能答应吗？ Would your wife raise objections?
我老婆可不像你婆家 She is not as tough as your husband's No.1
可就得事事由我作主了 I can do anything I like
你娘家姓尤,你叫什么？ What's your maiden name. Please?
我命中缺木,所以叫枫树的枫 I was so named because I lack wood
我单名叫枫 Feng.
枫 Feng
我告诉你,可把我吓着了 Listen, you're scaring me
你胆那么小？ Are you so timid?
我就是胆小,到了,就是这儿 I am. Here we are
谁呀？ Who is it?
是我,喜子,开门,快点 It's me. His Tzu. Open up.quick!
来了,来了 Coming, coming
请,我跟你说 Please, Listen
看什么看,关门 What's there to see? Close the door
小孩子不懂规矩 This lad is rude
来 Come on
喜子,去,去,去 Xizi, go, go, go away
先生念的书可真多呀 You read a lot of books
到现在连功名也没考取 I haven't won the imperial examination
念了半辈子的书 Despite studying half of my life,
这把年纪了,幸亏天下还有一样好东西 Luckily, there's still something good for me at my age
什么好东西？ What?
就是……别动,全是土 It's... Don't move, all earth
全是土 All earth
里屋坐 Go in and sit down
里屋坐,屋里热,宽宽吧 It's hot in the room, Take off your clothes
你,暂且就在这里安身 Put up here for the time being,
怎么样,还行吧？ All right?
太好了,先生刚才说什么好东西？ Splendid. What were you trying to say?
要不是书中自有黄金屋 With a beauty like you
自有像你这样的颜如玉 as scholars yearn for...
你说我还费这么大劲念书干什么？ ...why should I study so hard?
我看先生这言行举止 Judging from your department,
不太像个念书人嘛 you're not a scholar
我是能不念就不念 I wouldn't study if I don't have to
先生既然连功名都没考取 Since you haven't won an imperial examination, sir...
现在就顾着颜如玉,那合适吗？ it doesn't belit you to yearn for a beauty
这倒不必太死板 One has to be flexible
有玉还是可以念书嘛 I can study all the same with
就是玉多玉少的话儿了 or without women
男人倒是可以娶妾 A man can take concubines
今夜如何？ What about tonight?
既然先生有救命之恩 Since I owe you the favour of my life...
那儿的话,那儿的话 Don't mention it
古人在这个时候,都是有诗的,有诗 The ancients composed pocms on such an occasion
我一时也想不起来了,就不念了 I won't, because I can't think of any
先生,可不要在外边说我在这儿 Keep it from others that I'm here, sir
当然,当然 Sure,
看你说的,我念书还没念糊涂呢 lam not stupid like a book worm
你干什么呀你？ What are you doing?
不行,天亮了 Sorry, the day is breaking
天黑天亮还不是一回事嘛 or dusk makes no difference
先生,你……你该用功读书了 Sir, you...must study hard
开什么玩笑,用功也不在乎这一时嘛 What? Why worry about this very moment?
这几天我累得不行 I' ve been tired these days
先生要是依我的话 If you take my advice, sir...
今晚我擦擦身子 I' ll satisfy you tonight
打扮打扮,让先生尽兴 after bath and makeup
现在可要让先生扫兴了 Sorry, you must excuse me now
要是我不依你呢？ What if I don't yield?
留得青山在,不怕没柴烧 So long as we're here, there's always a chance
不瞒你说,算命的说我命硬,有克夫运 Frankly, the fortune-teller says I'm jinx to my husband
我实在不想连累先生 I don't want to involve you, sir
我倒不在乎这些 I don't mind at all
我在乎 I do
让我看看 Let me see
王先生,您来得正好 Mr.Wang, you've come at the right time
这是刚到的暹罗胭脂,苏木精,珍珠粉 The newly arrived Siamese rouge and pearl powder
各来上二钱吧 0.2 taels each, please
好吧 Good
先生,最近您遇见什么人了吧？ Who have you met lately, sir?
我天天遇见人 I meet people everyday
住在城里能不遇见人吗？ One sees people in town.
这不遇见他了？ I met him
王先生,这儿还有点好东西 Mr.Wang, there's still something good here
什么？ What?
避火图 Fire-escape map
先生,恕贫道言重了 Excuse me for saying so, sir
先生邪气缠身,可要多保重 You're haunted by evil. Sir . Take care
道长,您这是老词了 It's cliche only, Reverend
要是有钱呢就请您算一卦 I' d have sought your advice
今儿这不是没带钱嘛 if I had cash
我不是这意思 I don't want money
先生,贫道只为除妖驱鬼,扫荡乾坤 My aim is only to exercise spirits, sir
与世人的钱无争 You're hannted...
我看先生你是邪气缠身 ...by spirits. Sir
道长 Reverend
给您包好了 I've wrapped it up for you
像仇十洲的手笔 It's like the handwriting of Qiu Shizhou
这真假难逃王先生的法眼 Mr Wang can rightiy disinguish its authenticity
先给我写上 Write it for me
好 Good
先生,先生 Sir , sir
先生,您听我说 Listen, sir
先生,您要是有事找我的话 come to me if you're in trouble
我就住在二龙沟的清风观 I live in Qingfeng Temple at Double Dragon Bay
好好,行、行、行 All right
先生,先生 Sir , sir
喜子,开门 Xizi, open the door
去,去,去 Go way
看什么看,以后不准偷着往里瞧 Don't peep inside as of now
我知道 Yes
我说 Let me tell you the truth
听着呐 Listen
这个,你不是老没有吗？ You have neither child nor chick
不孝有三,无后为大 So you strees postority in filial piety,
就这两句话是不是？ right?
这又不是我一个人的错 This is not just my responsibility
可我那天晚上也没闲着呀 We've been intimate almost every night
言归正传,咱们呢…… Let's come to the point, We...
不是……我,不是功名还没有吗？ No, I haven't won any imperial exam
咱们的钱也不太富裕 And we're not too rich
你呢,也老没有 Neither are you
张瞎子给我算过命 Fortune-teller Xhang said
他说我命中本来是有儿子的 I'm perdestined to have a son
又是张瞎子 Fortune-teller Xhang again?
我说了半天是说 I mean,
要是能不花钱就讨个妾 to get a concubine without much spending
你说是不是就讨个妾呀？ Would you agree to that?
那儿有这么便宜的事？ Is there any such plum?
有有有,不花钱的妾就在我的书房呐 Yes, she's right in my reading room
你把人都带回来啦 You've bronght her here
这不是八字有了两撇 I won't consult you
才来跟你商量的吗？ without anything concrete
来来 Come, come
干嘛 What are you doing?
你先来看看 Come and have a look now
看把你急的 See how eager you are
来呀,来呀 Come, come
要是有了,你还是正宫娘娘 It I take her, you're still No.1
尤大姐 Sister You
先生,请进 Please come in, sir
这是大奶奶 This is No.1
这是上好的东西 This is top quality,
不不不,这是上好的东西 no, top quality
铺子里的人说,这是当今正宫娘娘用的 They say it was used by the Queen
用了也不一定就是正宫娘娘 Using it doesn't make you No.1
这是人家尤……尤……尤的钱买的 It was bought with... You's money
噢,是尤小姐的钱买的？ Miss You's money?
你在大户人家住过多少日子？ How long did you live in that well-to-do family?
半年 Six months
有过喜吗？ Ever been pregnants
没有 No
不会没同过房吧？ Ever been in bed with your huaband?
同过 Yes
批过八字吗？ Have you had your fortune read?
批过 Yes
命中有子吗？ Are you predestined to have a son or not?
应该是有的 Supposedly
有 Yes
这话也不能全信 May not be too reliable
那,在找个人批批吧 Have your fortune read again,
我们先生挺在意的 My husband attaches much importance to that
我倒是不……无所谓 I...l don't care for such trivial matters
你无所谓,那你留下尤小姐干嘛？ You don't? Why are you keeping Miss you then?
尤小姐现在是走投无路嘛 Miss You is now desperate
走投无路,那好办 That can easily be settled
我认得个人家,家道小康,人也不错 I know a man from a well-to-do family...
就是缺点聘媳妇的钱 ...but he can't afford the dowry
好在,嫁过去也不会受大户人家的气 The only advantage is you won't get bullied
你看看你,你这说到那儿去了 You've gone too far
这样吧,你先安顿下来 Well , you settle down here first
过两天再去批个八字吧 Have your fortune read in a couple of days
能安顿下来,就先谢谢了 Thank you for that
这几天赶路,客店里又不方便 It was inconvenient for me to do it at the inn
不知道能不能留下来洗个澡？ Can I stay to take a bath here?
可以,太可以了 Of course, why not?
烧水,快,烧水呀 Boil some water, boil some water quickly
快烧水去,快 Boil some water quickly
这回你又弄来个省不了心的 This time you'll stand to...
别是赔了夫人又折兵 ...lose again
我还不陪着夫人,折了几年了兵 I've been losing all these years
我看这回折上三个月的兵就差不多了 This time I'll lost for 3 months
待会儿,我看看 Let me take a look in a minute
女人有孕相,一看就看得出来 A pregnant-type woman can readily be seen
好,好,我也看看 Let me have a look, too
你看什么？ What for?
就看 Just look
小兄弟,够了 Enough,sonny
谢谢你 Thank you
先给二位告个便 I'll take my leave
你还不走 Go now!
水够热吗？ Is the water hot enough?
你还不走？ Why don't you leave?
我看看去,你回屋里等着 Let me have a look. You go back and wait
一块儿看嘛 Let's have a look together
还没看够,走 Haven't you seen enough? Go now
少奶奶,少奶奶,您怎么啦？ Madam, are you all right?
怎么啦？ What happened?
少奶奶,少奶奶,您醒醒,少奶奶 Madam, wake up, Madam
少奶奶,醒醒,少奶奶 Madam, wake up, Madam
少爷,少…… Master, mas...
快快,快…… Quick, quick, quick...
快把门顶上 Hold the door
干嘛？ What for?
有鬼 Ghost!
什么？ What?
有鬼 Ghost!
在那儿？ Where?
少废话,快去 Nonsense, go quick!
拿不动 Can't move it
快,快,去,去 Go quickly
那个,那个 That one
不是,那个,快,快 No, that one ,quick. Quick
喜子,谁来了也别开门呀 Xizi, don't open the door for anyone
知道了 Yes
待会儿大奶奶再不醒 If madam doesn't wake up in a minute...
你就给她灌“急惊粉”,你听见没有？ ...give her some tranquiller, understand?
记着 Remember
知道了 Yes
请问这位道长,有一位张道长 Priest, is there a Taoist Priest Xhang...
是不是住在这儿？ ...living here?
咱们见过 We've met before
你是那个卖…卖…卖狗肉的,那个… Are you that dog meat vendor?
是 Yes
你是鬼,鬼 You're a ghost, a ghost
你是不是找他呀？ Are you looking for him?
王公子 Master Wang
道长,他……他…… Taoist, he...
他？他是我师兄 He...he's my senior
上次他给您变了个小戏法 Last time he performed a small magic...
…让公子受惊了 ...to scare you
道长,您真是活神仙 Reverend, you're divine
您说我邪气缠身 you when...
我还以为您是跑江湖的呢 ...said I was mounte
现在我家里正藏着个鬼 My wife is now scared unconscious
把我内人给吓晕过去了 by that ghost
你救救命啊 Help her, please!
公子,你别着急,别着急 Take it easy, master.
你的事我都知道了 I know what's happened
我这儿有包药,给尊夫人吃了,就好了 Feed your wife with this powder
起来吧,快起来吧 Get up, get up quickly
道长,那鬼还在我家 Taoist, that ghost is still in my house
不要紧,不要紧,你听我说 Never mine, Listen
你把这个拿回去,挂在门口上 Hand this on your door,
暂时保你没事 It'll keep you safe or the time
可是那个鬼…… But that ghost...
你别急,你别急 Don't worry
将来,我一定想一个正本清源的办法 I find a clean-cut way,
你快点回去吧 Go home quickly
道长,可是…… Reverend, but...
夫人还在家里面等呢 Your wife's waiting.
快回去吧,回去吧 Go now
大王,大王,万寿无疆 Long, long live the King
我等忠心耿耿,伺奉大王,大王乃… We pledge loyalty, Your Majesty
圣主明君,恩情胜过亲爹娘 Your Majesty, your favor has exceeded our parents'
修炼千年,法力高强 I have strong magical power with 1000 years' practice
我乃…… lam...
不人不鬼 Half man/half ghost
不神不仙 Half godly/half divine
不道不佛 Half toaist/half buddhist
在这阴阳界里 In this yin/yang boundary...
自封王 I proclaim myself master
你们现在都是我阴阳界的人啦 You're now all men of the yin/yang boundary
自由自在无忧无虑 You're free and peaceful
你们留在我这阴阳界里 Are you reconciled to...
都是心甘情愿的吗？ ...staying here?
心甘情愿 Yes
好,你们要是不愿意的 Say it
现在趁早说出来 if you're unwilling
我送你们去阴间入轮回 So I'll take you to hell for transmigation...
投胎转世绝不勉强 ...and reincarnation of your own volition
启禀大王 Your Majesty,
我们都不愿意再入阳间受苦受累 we won't return to earth to suffer...
也不愿意到阴间入十八层地狱 ,,,nor to the 18-layer inferno in nell
我们要追随大王在阴阳界享福 We'll follow you in yin/yang boundary
伶牙俐齿,说得好听 You're sweet-tongued,
我可是丑话说在前头 but listen
你们谁要背着我私自逃跑 If you rebel and escape...
家有家规,国有国法 ...you'll be punished endlessly...
那我就罚你们万劫不复,明白了吗？ ...according to the State law, understand?
明白了 Yes
好 Good
升帐 Raise the curtain
走,走,快 Go, go quickly
关上,关上,关上 Close it ,close it!
我对不起你,我这一念之差 I'm sorry, It was my fault
你哭什么？ Why are you crying?
吓死我了,我还当你死了呢 You scared me, I thought you were dead
你就盼着我死 Where...
这一整天你跑到那儿去了？ ...have you been?
我告诉你,我找到了一个活神仙 Listen, I've found a saviour
来来,你快来看,他给了我个镇物 Come, look, he's given me a charm
我挂在门上边了,妖魔鬼怪就进不来了 Hand it at the door to stop the spirits from entering
先生,你不用怕,我不会害人的 Don't worry, sir, I won't hurt you
鬼还有不害人的？ All ghosts are evil!
你少说两句 Cut it out!
我确实不是阳间的人 I'm not an earthyly being,
可也不是阴间的鬼 nor a ghost in hell
我现在是漂浮在阴阳之间 I'm now shuttling between yin and yang
上不能还阳作人,下不能去阴间轮回 I can't return to earth, nor teansmigate in hell
这么说,你在我们这儿也不是办法 No point in you living here then
还耽误了你投胎转世 Go now
那你赶紧走,赶紧走啊 and rush for the ehance to reincarnate
我……有几句话要对你说清楚 I want...to make it clear to you
咱们没什么话说了… There's nothing to talk between us
说清楚了,对你对我,都有好处 It'll be good for both you and me
好处？ Good?
我求求你,快说,说完了,你快走吧 Say it and leave, I beg you
我生前是个唱戏的 I was an opera singer before death
有一天,我正在唱酬神戏的时候…… One day as I was singing in a thanksgiving show...
那个鬼,鬼呢？ Where's that ghost?
走啦,有道长的拂尘在,她不敢进来 She's left, The dust of the Taoist has scared her off
先生 Sir
别怕 Don't be afraid
先生 Sir
尤小姐,你要是再不走 Miss You.
那两位道长可要对你不客气啦 The Taoists will be masty if you don't go away
你不要过来 Keep away!
你不用怕,我不会害你 Don't worry,
可是那个阴阳法王饶不了你 their limited power can't control the King of Yin&Yang
她不但法力高强,而且还无踪无影 He has strong magical power and is invisible
他盘踞在一个地方,谁也找不着 None can find out where his dwells
没什么新鲜的,办正经事吧 Nothing fresh, back to serious business
是 Yes
孙得胜 Sun Desheng
在 Yes
启禀大王,李文秀私自逃走 Sire, Li Wen-xiu has fled,
标下颌各位兄弟议定 After consultation...
应下清水锅净化,永不超生 We've decided or her to stop her reincanation
请大王圣裁 Please sanction, sire
大王恩准 The request is approved
大王万岁 Long live your Majesty
问问他们,还有什么事没有？ Ask them if there's any other business
是 Yes
下边听着,还有什么事没有？ Listen, any other business?
启禀大王,尤枫出去几天了 Sire, You Feng has been away a somedays.
要不要派人出去找找？ Shall we send someone to look for her?
不用了,由她去吧,退下 Not necessary, Adjourned
你说了半天,找我干什么？ After so much talk, what do you want?
我没有找你 I don't want anything from you
有一天我趁着法王出去的时候 One day I fled
我就逃了出来 while the King was away
要是他们把我抓回去 I'll suffer eternally
那我就万劫不复了 if they get me back
我原想找一位法力高强的人,帮我解脱 I wanted some with great magical power to help me
没想到遇见了你 But instead, I met you unexpectedly
我想在你这暂时躲一躲 I'd like to hide here for a while
你不能躲在我这儿,我又没什么法术 You mustn't. I know no magie
你赶快把拂尘挂在门口 Hang the Buddhist dust at the enteance
告诉大奶奶,看见什么也别动 Tell madam not to move if she sees anything
千万,千万,我走了 Remember that, I'm leaving
师兄,你就是那个尤枫吧 Brother, you're You Feng?
是,我的处境,二位道长一定都知道了 You know my predieament, priests
求二位救我,脱离阴阳法王的魔掌 Help me get out of the elutches of the King
你先起来,先起来 Arlse, arise
师弟,我们要想个办法对付这个恶魔 Brother, Let's find a way to cope with that demon
你们两个小道士,真是胆大妄为 You petty Taoists, you're brazen
敢到这里来捣乱,孙得胜 How dare you make trouble here? Sun Desheng
在 Yes
陪他们玩玩 Play along with them
遵法旨 Your decree is understood
雕虫小技,还给你 A petty trick only. Take it back
师兄,咱们怎么办？ Brother, what shall we do now?
快走 Run quickly
师弟,咱们快点走吧 Brother, Let's run quickly
走 Run
把他们带回去,下清水锅 Bring them back to boil in hot water
说起来惭愧,我们兄弟俩修行不够 What a shame! We were too weak
败在阴阳法王的手里,所以救不了你 We were beaten by him and failed to resene you
这样吧,你要愿意,跟我们去找位高人 Come with us to find a high priest...
收拾那个老妖怪 ...to fix that old demon
这位高人,也许能帮你超度 Maybe he can appease your soul
不过前途艰险 It's fraught with danger,
我可不敢说一定能救得了你 I'm not sure if we can make it
我现在走投无路 I'm now desperate
只要是二位道长 I'm ready to go anywhere with you
不嫌弃的话,到那儿我都愿意 if you let me
你怎么啦？ What's wrong?
这身皮不错？ The skin is not bad
小娘儿们,尤枫呢？ Young ladies, where's You Feng?
她不是走了吗？ Has she left?
她走了,那就是你吧 She's left, It was because of you
你……你疯了你 You...you're crazy
我是疯了 I'm crazy
你少废话 Nonsense
放开我,放开我 Let me go, Let me go
怎么不成 Why doesn't it work?
我看你是鬼附身了 You must have been possessed
什么鬼附身？我是阴阳法王 What? I'm the King of Yin/Yang
大王保重 Take care, sire
什么人？ Who is it?
孙得胜,启禀大王 Sun Desheng, Your Mammy,
您忘了阴阳不能交泰 yin and yang can't aiternate
这事大王您办不了啊 You won't make it, sire
大王,请您穿上衣服吧 Please put on your dress, sire
你们这几身人皮不错 Your human skins are not bad
起来 Get up
穿上人皮,就得有个人样 You'll look human by putting on a human skin
是, 是 Yes, Yes
我带你们上街见见世面 Let me take you out to see the world
上街, 好,走 Okay, Let' s go
别吵 Quiet!
走 Let's go
走,走 Go, go
好像是这儿 I think it's here
师兄,您别好像啊 Brother, don't think so, Make sure
就是这儿 It's here
几位,有什么事吗？ What can I do for you?
我说…… lacuna.
我们是赶路的 We're on a journey
走了一天了,不知道能不能讨碗水喝？ After one whole day's trip, we are begging you for a bowl of water
行,行请进来吧 Okay, please come in
请问三位想到哪里去？ Where are you heading to?
贫道和师弟为了救人正在找一位高士 We're looking for a high monk to save someone
先师曾经说过这附近有一位太乙上人 Our late master told us there's a high priest around
就是还没有当面请教过,所以到处找他 We're looking for him, as we only heard of his name
坐,坐 Sit down
好,好,请 Good, please
自已来,自已来 We'll help ourselves
我也听说有这么个人 I've heard of him too
他好像不太爱管闲事 He seems to take no interent in mundane affairs
怕是找着了也没什么用？ It won't help even if you find him
多喝点,这附近也没什么人家 Drink more, There're no other households around
找太乙上人 How could you have come...
怎么会找到这荒郊野地来呢 ...to such wilderness to find him?
他是位大隐士,不到荒郊野地找 He's a hermit, He can't possibly be hanging around in places of pleasure...
难道要去烟花柳巷找吗？ ...if not such a wilderness
师兄,我师兄心直口快 Brother, he's straightforward
这位道长说得对 This Priest is right
所谓大隐隐于市,小隐隐于野 A big hermit lives in town, a small one in the countryside
这位太乙他既是上人,又隐起来了 Since he's a superior man in recluse...
我看还是到烟花柳巷去找吧 ...Let's go to places of pleasure to find him
您说的是,说的是 Right , right you are
我们还要赶路,就不打扰您了 Excuse us, We must go on the journey,
告辞了 Goodby
谢谢您了 Thank you
不必客气,我也要出去,我送你们一程 Don't mention it , Let me see you out
麻烦了 Thank you
这位老丈,这片桃林可真不小啊 Abbot, you have a vest expanse of peach wood
这全都是您的吗？ Are they all yours?
每年结不少桃儿吧？ Many peaches each year?
还行 So-so
不过这几年皇上通道 Since the people believe in taoism
民间也就跟着兴起来了 as the Emperor does...
来要桃木仗的也不少,还有人偷 ...many have come for mahogany sticks or stolen them
什么时候桃不好卖了 Mahogany woods can be sold
我看就卖桃木仗吧 whenever peaches are not saleable
还有人偷啊？ Some even stole them?
好,贫道没别的本事,倒可以捐个符 All I can do is to give a talismen
师兄 Brother
你挂在这儿,管保没人敢偷 Hang it here and thieves can be stopped
那好,也许管用,谢了 Good, it may serve the purpose. Thank you
你怎么啦？ Are you all right?
我看这个人,不是个平常人 He's not an ordinary man
他身上没那股阳骚味 He does not have an earthly smell
他又不是赶羊的, 当然没羊骚味 Of course, not sheep smell he's not a shepherd
不是,不是 No, no
这怎么回事？ What is it?
我是说,阳间的人身上都有股子味儿 I mean, men on earth have a smell
这几天赶路,累倒是不累 haven't been tired by the journey these day
就是被那股子阳骚味,熏得我难过 but overcome by that earthly smell
你是说 You mean...
他道行很高 ...with his high practice he can...
我能闻到鬼气,人气倒闻不出来 ...smell the ghost smell, I can't distinguish the human smell
对,你不是人嘛 Right, you're not human
我猜他一定是个仙人 I guess he's a god
你越说越神了 You're getting weirder and weirder
师兄,他还在那儿,我们过去跟他聊聊 Brother, Let's have a chat with him
没了 He's out of aight
这是障眼法我也会 Only a sleight-of-hand, I know it too
你再看 Have another look
要是普通人 An ordinary man...
就没办法在那么短的时间里 ...couldn't possibly
把那片桃树都绑好 tie up that pear tree so soon
走 Let's go
你们怎么又回来了 Why are you coming back?
怎么了,三位还有什么能帮忙的吗？ What can you do for us?
贫道修行不够,有眼不识真人 Please forgive for not recognising you
我是个卖桃儿的,你们这是怎么啦？ I'm a peach vendor, What's wrong with you?
起来,起来,这跪着怎么能说话,起来 Get up, You can't speak on your knees
贫道有一事相求 Please help lighten me
虽然找不到太乙上人,也求您指点一二 On how to find the high monk
我？我能干什么呢？ What can I do for you?
是这么回事 It's like this
这位小姐非人非鬼 This lady is half human half ghost
对良家妇女不能这样说话 That's no way to talk to a family woman
我还有事,失陪了 Excuse me
先生,您听我说 Listen, sir
这位尤小姐死后,本来应该是去阴间的 After death, Miss You should go to hell
可是有个阴阳法王中途拦截 But the Yin Yang King stopped her
求生不得,求死不能 So she can't seek life nor death
我们哥儿俩自不量力,本想除掉这恶魔 We tried to get rid of the demon, but...
没想到,差点把命都送了 ...nearly lost our lives duo to inadequate pratice
所以一定要找到太乙上人 We need the high monk's...
解了这位小姐的苦难 ...help for this lady
我也不知道这位上人在那儿 I also don't know where he is
你这是问道于盲 A blind man can't lead you
看这位道长跟这位小姐气色还不错 The Taoist and the lady don't look too bad
也许能够遇见贵人 Presumably
逢凶化吉,遇难呈祥 there's a blessing in disguise
梅花 Plum blossom
哟,我憋死了 Oh, I can't breathe!
怎么又来了 Why again?
别怕 Don't worry
各位差官,这是怎么回事？ Constables, what's going on?
差官,衙门里头我有熟人 Constables, we have friends in the yamen
让开 Make way
这一年三节的,我可没短着送啊 I sent gifts regularly on the 3 festivals
少废话 Nonsense
站好喽 Stand still
你这人怎么这么说话 How dare you talk like that.
这王师爷是我朋友 Secretary Wang's my friend
站好 Stand still
我当是谁呢,原来是王公子 So it's master Wang
你这老东西,少罗嗦 Stop nagging, old dog
王公子 Master Wang
躲开 Keep away
你们这帮小子 You kids wheeled
生前就知道偷鸡摸狗,坑蒙拐骗 and dealt before death
现在让你们学点琴棋书画 Now learn chin, chess, calligraphy, paintings...
陶冶陶冶你们的性子,懂不懂？ ...to cultivate your character, understand?
懂啦 Yes
懂个屁 You know nothing
孙得胜 Sun Desheng
在 Yes
你打鼓 Beat the drum
是喽 Yes ,yes
姑娘们,奏乐 Ladies, play music
怎么啦？ what now?
走吧 Let's go
站住,你是不是张道灵？ Halt! Aren't you Zhang Daoling?
正是贫道,差官,有什么吩咐？ Yes, Any mandate, sir?
你用妖法邪术拐骗人口 You used magic to kidnap people
带走 Take him away
是 Yes
二位,我明白,我明白怎么办 I know what to do.
有话好说 Let's talk it over
师兄背着点 Brother, do me a favor
我这儿有点小意思,孝敬各位 Here's a little thing for you
这两钱还不够买壶醋的呢 This small change can't even buy a jay of vinegar
就是 Right
少废话,带走 Nonsenge, Take him away
走 Get going
师弟 Brother
把咱们带的几十两银子 give them all the silver
都给他们不就结了吗？ we have
这还差不多 That's better
对,对,对,我给你们拿银子 Right, let me hold the silver for you
去你的吧 Hell with you
反了,给我上,给我上 Outrageous! Let's fight
别跑 Stop!
住手 Stop!
上 come on
你们还不快走？ Run now?
走,走吧,快走 Run, run quickly!
你们这般废物 You droge
你,你,你好大的胆子 You really are bold
真是活神仙 What a living god!
咱们下去看看 Let's go down to have a look
真人救命之恩,来日一定报答 Some day I'll return the favor of your help
快起来 Arise!
这里出了人命,我来了结 It's fatal, Let me handle it,
你们赶快上路吧 You go on
真人 Your Reverend...
您救人救到底,弟子还有一事相求 ...I still have a favor to ask you
你们的事,我管不了 I must stay out of your business
过了这个山坡,有一座大庙 After crossing this slope there is a big temple
你去那里找太乙上人,他也许能帮忙 Meet the high monk there, Maybe he can help
您认识太乙上人？ Do you know him?
我跟上人有一面之缘 I met him once
你提紫衣道人就行了 Just mention Purple Taoist to him
这把剑你带着,也算有个证物 Take this sword as proof, too
真人,弟子我…… Your Reverend,
不必多说了,去吧,办正事要紧 Go now, It's urgent
三位有什么事吗？ What can I do for you?
请这位道兄回禀一声 Please convey the message that...
就说张道灵求见太乙上人 ...Zhang Daoling seeks an audienc with the high monk
这里有紫衣道人赏赐的宝剑 Here's a sword given by Purple Taoist
好,请跟我来 Please follow me
请等一等 Please wait
张道灵 Zhang Daoling
弟子在 Yes
我问你,我跟你无怨无仇 I bear you no grudge
你为什么老来找我的麻烦？ Why have you come to make trouble?
弟子不敢,弟子不敢 I dare not, I dare not
不敢？ You dare not?
我念你这几年修炼的很不容易 I forgave you several those...
屡次地饶恕你, 您就该闭门思过 mconsidering your efforts in praotire, Repent now
还敢来跟我纠缠 How dare you come on entangle me?
今天,我就灭了你 I'll extinguish you today
他是法王 He's the King
尤四姐,你说对了 Miss You, you're right
师兄,快走 Brother, run quickly
师兄 Brother
你们走快走 Run , run quickly
我们走 Let's run
快走, 走 Run quickly
带他们到阴阳法界来享福吧 Take them go the yin/yang world to enjoy life
太乙上人 Your Reverend
孽障,你难讨公道 Evil, you'll be brought to justice
后会有期 See you again
先生想必就是太乙上人了吧 You must be the high monk
弟子愿追随上人修行 I'd follow you as a disciple
什么太乙上人？ What?
我迟来了一个时辰 So many things happened!
就出了这么多的事情 I was only 2 hours late
惭愧,这上人二字不要再提了 Don't mention "high" any more, I' m ashamed
我……太顾着自已了 I' m... too self-centered
莫测高深 It transcends prediction
这道家,求的是个成仙 Taoism aims for divinity
我修炼一生 I've practived my whole life
日月精华都取到限数了 I got much essence of sun and moon
就欠了点纯阴和纯阳 ...but lack pure yin and pure yang
那天你走了之后,我悟出了一个道理 After you had left that day, I hit on an idea
纯阴正是这位小姐 Pure yin is this lady
我要是解救她入轮回,我的纯阴就满了 My pure yin will ride if I take her to transmigration
这纯阳呢,我再想办法 As yo pure yang, I'll try other means
这位小姐的事,我一定会尽力 I'll do my best for this lady
那我先拜谢上人了 Thank you, your Reverend
我应该谢你,我们先安葬这位道长吧 I should thank you, Let's bury this Taoist
上人,有几句话,我不知道该不该说 Would it be imprudent for me to say something
请讲 No, go agead
阴阳法王原来无形 King Yin Yang is invisible
他借着一个书生的肉身,胡作非为 He sticks at nothing using a Scholar's body
上人要是能制服了他 Would you fill up your pure yang
能满您的阴阳吗？ by overpowering him?
有点道理,我们先去办一件事 It makes sense, Let me do something
这个阴阳法王是半人半鬼 King Yin/Yang is...
看来要冥王出面了 ...half human/half ghost
这佛界的境地,我们道家不好冒犯 Yama must appear, as we Taoists mustn't offend the buddhist area
上人,尤小姐没有修行过 Miss You never practiced.
还可以入佛界 She can be a huddist
尤小姐,看来你要受苦了 Miss You, you must undergo the ordeal
上人您尽管吩咐 Let us have your order, please
你带路,我跟着你走 You lead, I follow
道灵,你别过来,坐在这儿闭目养神 Daoling, don't! Sit in meditation
这纯阴之地,我们要进去 Our practice is gone
修行就都废了 if we enter the yin ground
你已不是纯阳 You're not yang
只好借你在阴阳界上,向冥王讨个主意 you must consult Yama
是 Yes
有声音说,不得再进一步 A voice says" Don't move forward"
你过去说,我绝不敢冒犯冥界 Say I won't offend the spiritual world
请将敬意转达冥王 Please send my respects yo Yama
是 Yes
问你何事逼近冥界 Why are you coming near hell?
阴阳法王扰乱世人, 拦阻游魂入轮回 King Yin/Yang stops spirits from transmigatior
我本不该替佛界多事 I shouldn't have acted for buddhism
但为了补阴阳,冒险犯难,请冥王明示 but to replenish yin/yang, I must offend, Please enlighten me, Yama
一、可不可为？ 1, Can I do it?
二、要是可为如何为？ 2, If so, how?
冥王明示 Yama's direction:
此阴阳法王,自行销册,正要捉拿归案 King Yin/Yang is being brought to justice
为了成全你,特许执行 To help you fulfil your wish, permission is granted
不过,你多年修炼的桃林,恐难保全 But you may have to sacrifice your peach wood
我明白了 I see
快走 Go now
道长,他冻僵了 Taoist, he's frozen
还有气,快走 He can still breathe, Go now
尤小姐,你留在这儿 Miss You, stay here
道灵,你护着她 Daoling, protect her
道长,你看 Taoist, look
我看不见,在那儿？ I can't see, Where?
上人,请留神 Your Reverend, please watch out!
别过去,快走 Keep away, Go now!
上人,后面这两人不是好人,小心点 The two behind are up to no good, Watch out
我知道 I know
请问这位大爷,这桃树沟怎么走？ Lord, how are we to get out of the peach tree grooves?
不清楚 Noidea
您带着这位女眷 Do you need an ass
要不要骑我这头驴歇歇脚啊？ for you and this lady?
不客气 No , thanks
您这才是太客气了 You're too polite
你们拐带人口,我跟你们没完 You're kidnappers. I won't forgive you
孽障,还不快滚 Evil, get lost!
上 come on
不要伤她 Don't hurt her
用狗血喷他 Spray him with dog blood
知道了 Yes
上人,这个魔头诡计多端,你可要小心 Watch out! This demon is tricky
这几套小戏法,我还能应付,来 I can cope with these petty tricks, Come
不管你看见什么,都不要出这个圈儿 Whether you see or not, don't get out of this ring
这位想必就是太乙上人？ You must be the high monk
请坐 Please sit down
有些事情,我正要请教上人 I seek your guidance on something
有什么话就直接了当的说吧 Come to the point
也好 Good
上人,你是个修道的人 A monk like you should not meddle
就应该与世无争 in world affairs
你为什么苦苦的和我作对呢？ Why confront me?
你仗着你那点邪术妖法 You used black magic to stand...
把那群孤魂野鬼,拦在阴阳界的中间 ...the stray spirits between yin/yang
他们上天无路,入地无门 They can neither go to heaven nor hell
我不能袖手旁观 I mustn't stand by
那依你之见呢？ What do you suggest?
立刻把那群孤魂野鬼放掉 Release the stray spirits at once
你自已到冥王殿前请罪 Go to apologize to Yama yourself
或许冥王念你修炼千年很不容易 Maybe he may punish you lightly...
会法外施恩,从轻处分 mconsidering your thousand years of toil
笑话,阎王算什么东西,他管得了我？ Nonsense, Yama can't rule me
想我阴阳法王,带着我属下的子民 The people under me King Yin/Yang...
自由自在,无忧无虑,过得多快乐 ...live a happy, easy and carefree life
他们要是到了阴间 Once in hell...
少不了油锅刀斧之刑 ...they may face oil pans, stabs
他们要是生前积善得福,也许能上天堂 They may go to heaven if they did good before death
上了天堂那么多的天条戒律要守 The commandments in heaven
那就更苦了 add to their surfering
所以我奉劝上人 So I advise you not to
少管我阴阳界的闲事 ...meddle in the yin/yang world
我也不会难为你 I promise not to hurt you
住口 Shut up!
你阻人轮回,天理难容 Heaven forbid if you stop transmigation
这是正事儿,我一定要管 I must interfere in righteousness
那就不必再谈下去了 No point in talking then
道灵他们是肉身 They're flesh,
不能用法器伤害他们的性命 Don't use weapons to hurt them
知道啦 I know
别追 Don't give chase
别过来 Keep away
留神眼睛 Mind your eyes
走 Go
别伤了王生的肉身,快走 Don't hurt Mr Wang's body, Go now
我的眼睛 My eyes
畜生 Beast
过去 Go over
你到桃林里去 Go to the peach woods
这场大火很快就烧完了, 你进去吧 The conflagration will soon be over, Go in
去冥界,这是一条近路,保重 A shortcut to hell, Take care
上人 Your Reverend
愿死去的人, 不再画皮 May the dead don't have their skin painted any more
上人,留个纪念吧 Your Reverend, keep a souvenir
来来来, 看看我儿子 Come,come come,see my son
公子,这孩子长得可真有福气 Master, he is blessed
少爷,太乙上人到 Master, the high monk's here
恭喜,恭喜,恭喜,像, 像 Congratulations, congratulations!
太好了, 太好了 Great!
小公子起名字了吗？ Has he been named?
正在想 I'm trying to
这孩子命中缺木,就叫枫树的枫吧 He lacks wood, Let's name him Feng
好,好 Good, good
这个你好好收着 Keep it properly
您太客气了, 二位里边请吧 Thank you, This way, please
不了, 我们还有事,告辞了 No, we're busy, we must take our leave
告辞了,告辞了 Goodbye, goodbye
干嘛,这么快就走？再坐坐嘛 So soon? Sit a little longer
少爷, 入席了 Master, be seated
马上来, 马上来 Right away, right away
别送了,别送了 Please stay!
别送了,我们告辞了 Please stay, we take our leave
二位慢走,慢走 Take care, take care
送送二位,慢走 See them out, Take care