我25岁时就当上了这个县的治安官 I was sheriff of this county when I was 25.
难以想象 Hard to believe.
爷爷和父亲都是治安官 Grandfather was a sheriff. Father, too.
也都是牧场主 Ranchers all.
世代耕作着这片土地 无论是灾年还是丰年 Working the land through times flush and fallow.
万物有其规律 There's a natural order to things.
这是我们骨子里就懂的道理 We know it in our bones.
耶稣是个男人 不是什么长胡子女人 Jesus was a man, not some bearded lady.
就像水往低处流一样 And just as water flows downhill,
丈夫是一家之主 a husband is head of his household.
女人要服从丈夫 Under him, the woman abides.
在跨过婚姻这道门槛前 She holds her virtue close
她应该紧紧守住自己的贞德 until that matrimonial threshold is crossed,
只为他开放 and then she opens to him,
就像花儿在阳光下绽放一样 as the flower opens to the sun.
作为交换 And in exchange,
男人需要庇护和保护他的女人 the man shelters and protects his female,
就像剑鞘保护剑刃一样 as the sword has its sheath.
好吧 但我想说的是 Okay, but what I'm saying is, you.
不 只有在她冲撞僭越时 No. He only raises his hand to her
男人才会行使角色 殴打女人 when she forgets her place and acts the man.
目的在于引导 And- and then only for instruction,
绝不在于从过程中获得乐趣或满足 never taking any pleasure or satisfaction from the task.
而你呢 孩子 Whereas you, son,
像是学会了汤米·李的鼓点 seem to have played a Tommy Lee drum solo
巴掌落满了你太太的脸 all over your missus's facade.
-这个 是我自己摔的 -闭嘴 This- I fell is all- Hey, quiet now.
警长还在说话 Sheriff's talking.
来 放轻松 孩子 Come here. Take comfort, dear.
姑娘 这种日子结束了 Daughter, these hard times are over.
好吧 AlI right?
我来亲自指导你丈夫 I'lI see to your husband's instruction myself.
什么知道 What'struction?
现在 说实话 Now, be honest.
你在你家男人说话时 有质疑过 Do you ever question your man's supremacy
他的权威吗 when he speaks?
只在他喝酒或者吸毒时有过 Just when he drinks or with the crank, you know?
我尽量不去碍他的事 I try to stay out of the way, but
别伤害他 Don't hurt him.
-我家三个孩子不能没有爹 -好的 We got three boys who need a daddy. - Okay.
好的 好的 Okay. Okay.
是的 Yeah.
谢谢你 你们这有越橘派吗 Thank you. You got any of that huckleberry pie?
-当然有 -太好了 Sure. - That's great.
听着 混蛋 我知道你 Lookit, dick cheese, I know you.
安静 Quiet.
回家了 做顿好饭 Go home. Fix a meal.
在吃第一口之前先祈祷 Pray on it before you take the first bite.
请求宽恕 并照料他的烧伤 Forgiveness. Tend to his burns.
要谦恭 Try to be deferential.
用你的嘴 来满足他的需要 Cater to his needs as a man with your mouth
维持家庭的和谐 in order to sow harmony.
我会早上过来 看看你俩学得怎么样 I'lI come by in the morning, see if the lesson stuck.
走吧 Go on.
走 Go.
他们把她丢了 They missed her.
出什么事了 What happened?
你派人去办事 却不把信息和盘托出 You send a man to do a job without all the information,
这事还怎么办 how can the job be done?
你什么毛病 Yeah, what are you?
别打哑谜 The Riddler?
你说就是个女人 You say the woman is a woman, a...
你怎么说的来着 How do you...?
家庭主妇 Housewife.
你从来没提过她是只母老虎啊 Never do you mention she is, for real, a tiger.
你是说你连一个女的都搞不定吗 You're saying you couldn't handle some girl?
100磅都不到 100 pounds soaking wet?
这事今早都上电视了 It was on the wire this morning.
有个弱智抢劫了比乌拉城外的加油站 This half- wit shot up a filling station outside Beulah.
杀了店员 Murdered the clerk.
杀了一个州警 Killed a state trooper.
还打穿了一个人的腿 Put a hole in the leg of another.
还有这个脑残的搭档 And this retard's partner with a cracked skull
头骨被人打裂 脸还被烧毁了一半 and his face half burned off in the morgue.
你说是个家庭主妇 所以我只带了一个人 You say housewife, so I bring one guy.
你要早说是母老虎 You say tiger.
但我就带别的人了 that's a different guy.
价钱还要花上三倍呢 Cost you three times.
她是被警察救走的吗 Did they take her? The police?
她是徒步逃跑 Fled on foot.
可能回家了 Possibly home.
可能躲起来了 Possibly to the wind.
你能找到她吗 Could you find her?
当然可以找到 She could be found.
人们去哪里 他们在想什么 Where people go, the thoughts they have,
这些我都知道 these are known to me.
直觉 Instincts.
谁会逃跑 谁会战斗 Who flees, who fights.
归根结底是价钱 It's a question of price.
我是指我遇到的那单任务 不是你描述的那单任务 The job it was, not the job you said.
痛苦和折磨 Pain and suffering.
一个男人 死了个下手 A man, missing an appendage,
还要帮自己缝伤 self- sewing his own skin.
并被告诉 这伤痕会伴随终生 Scarred for life, he's told.
然后你又给了我这个新任务 And then this new ask.
抓捕母老虎 Hunting a tiger.
这就让人不禁思考 And it forces the man to ask:
你为什么想抓住这个母老虎 why you want the tiger?
她是我老婆 She's my wife.
不要告诉他 Don't tell him shit.
我已经说了我能处理好 I already said I can handle this.
我们都知道她的化名和住址了 We know where she lives now. Her alias.
她对我发过誓 She made vows to me.
一个承诺 A pledge.
无论疾病还是健康 In sickness and in health.
她欠下了这笔债 让我在地狱中煎熬 Consider it a debt unpaid, leaving me in limbo.
我到底还是不是她丈夫 Husband yes or husband no.
她躲了我九 十年 See, she hid from me nine, ten years.
利息越滚越多 Interest accrued.
这笔债她已经无法还清 Until the debt could no longer be paid with money.
然后有一天 她出现了 她的指纹出现在系统里 Then, one day, there she is, fingerprints in the system.
这种煎熬可以结束了 Now the limbo can end,
我也要去收债了 the debt can be collected.
告诉我 朋友 Tell me something, friend.
”人若纯洁 If a man is pure,
他的行为永远是好的” his actions are only ever good.
你相信吗 You believe that?
我是个虚无主义者 I'm a nihilist.
这他妈的是什么意思 What the fuck does that mean?
我什么都不相信 I believe in nothing.
你相信金钱 You believe in money.
对吗 Yeah?
谢谢你的帮助 Well, thanks for your help.
跟盖特出去吧 他会给你钱的 Go on with Gator. He'll get you paid.
爸爸 Dad.
原来的价钱 外加精神损失费 Original plus pain and suffering.
当然 Yeah, of course.
钱就从应急基金里出吧 Take it out of the rainy day fund.
还在那个地方 Fixing place.
还在那个地方 好的 Fixing place. Right.
跟我来吧 笨蛋 Come on, numbnuts.
我很感激 A man is grateful.
我不是给你道歉哈 但你要明白 I'm not saying sorry, but you understand.
我刚才必须对你那么粗暴 I had to rough you up a little back there.
你被人打成了独眼龙 You coming up snake eyes and all.
而她不过只依人小鸟 这就 With her being such a tiny bird, which...
你知道 You know
小鸟是从恐龙变的 they used to be dinosaurs.
几百块行了吧 Hundreds okay?
惊喜吧 傻逼 Surprise, shitbird.
-出什么事了 罗伊 -快 快回房子去 - What's going on, Roy? - Go on, get back to the house now.
我们说过了 这只是个误会 Like we said, this is all just a misunderstanding.
我只是今天过得不顺 Had a bad day is all.
过得不顺 A bad day?
对啊 Yeah.
没收拾房间就出门了 Left the house a mess.
据我所知 这不算犯罪吧 Last I checked, weren't a crime.
不算 No, ma'am.
这么算的话 我也是个累犯了 I'm a recidivist on that count myself.
尤其讨厌洗衣服 Laundry especially.
哦 洗衣服 Oh, laundry.
但我担心的是 你流血了 But what I'm concerned about is the blood.
我告诉过你 是脚被玻璃割伤了 Told you, I cut my feet up on some glass.
对 You did.
我看到了你的伤口了 And I see the wounds.
但事实是 But what I'm dealing with is the fact
你进门时留下的血迹 that the blood on your entry floor
和我们记录的血型不一样 is different than the blood type we have on record for you.
记录 Records?
那些信息不可信 Those.
我听说 圣保罗有个人去医院 You know, I heard a man went into the hospital in St. Paul
做肾移植手术 fer a kidney transplant,
最后被换上了别人的大脑 he ended up with someone else's brain.
-不可能 -可能 No way. - Yeah.
嗯 我不确定 Well, I'm not sure.
你说的不太准确 That don't sound accurate.
我想说的是 医院也会犯错 What I'm saying is, hospitals make mistakes.
还有你卧室里那顶滑雪帽上的头发和DNA Then there's the hair DNA from the balaclava in your boudoir.
告诉过你了 那是我买的二手货 Told you, I bought that secondhand.
额 其实都是我的错 You know, it's my fault.
我回到家 前门大开着 You know, I came home, front door was wide open, uh,
又看到一地的血 all the...blood.
我承认我当时真的慌了 Uh, I- I'm not ashamed to say I panicked.
但是多特已经回家了 But, you know, Dot's home,
这才是最重要的 and, uh, that's all that matters.
所以 不管怎样 So, uh, whatever the- -
她是我太太 我相信她 You know, she's my wife. And I believe her.
所以 你们有什么我可以签字的表格吗 So, if there's a form or something I can sign to...
好让我撤销指控 you know, drop the charges...
案子不是这么办的 That's not how this works.
-我得 -恩 - I got to...- Hmm?
快到接孩子的时间了 It's almost time for pickup.
我答应带斯科特放学去吃冰雪皇后的 所以 I told Scotty we could go to DQ after school, so.
好吧 Well, okay, then.
谢谢您的配合 Thanks for your time.
我们还在检查附近的交通摄像头 We're reviewing traffic cameras in the neighborhood,
要是后续发现问题 so if I have any more questions...
不 No.
她 She's...
韦恩 她不肯听我的 Wayne, she's not listening to me.
我们的律师是丹尼什·格雷夫斯 Uh, Danish Graves is our attorney,
如果你还想联系我们 so if you need to contact us again,
虽然我不建议你这么做 那就 which you shouldn't, uh...
好吧 Okay, then.
真是个难题啊 So, it's a puzzler.
跟韦恩谈过了 Spoke to Wayne.
多特回去了 Dot's back.
她什么 She's what now?
对 自己回家去了 Yeah, came home on her own.
身上有淤青 A little bruised.
脚上都是血 Bloody feet.
她逃回去的 She escaped?
这就是难解之处了 Well, that's the conundrum.
说她没有被人绑架 Says she wasn't taken.
说只是自己开车出去溜达了一圈 Says it was just a driving around type scenario.
理清下思绪 Getting her head straight.
扯淡 Bullshit.
你看到警局报告了 You saw the police report.
这里面绝对有事儿 Something's fishy here.
同意 Agreed.
我闻到了猫腻 I smell a rat.
你认为 You think...
你怎么认为的 Well, what do you think?
也许是一出戏吧 A play, maybe.
敲诈勒索 但她半截又退缩了 Extortion, but she got cold feet.
你觉得她是自己绑架自己吗 Kidnapped herself, you're thinking?
这女孩我们到底了解多少 I mean, what do we know about this girl, really?
他们订婚时我做过背调 Well, I did the background check when they got engaged,
但你自己也说过 没查到什么 Well, you said yourself, not much there.
的确 信息不多 Pretty thin, for sure.
只有出生证明 Just the birth certificate,
几张学校记录 还有之前的地址 a few school records, previous addresses.
现在我想想 有点好的太不正常了 Well, it's too good to be true, now I'm thinking.
那我们要 So, what do we...?
我就告诉你我不想要什么吧 不想要警察 Tell you what we don't want- - police digging their noses
插手别人的事 into other people's business.
问些没法回答的问题 Asking questions that can't be answered.
然后呢 Then what?
也许这事联调局会接手 Possibly this thing goes federal.
只要有个不知深浅的人打一通电话 You know, wrong person makes a phone call.
你不会认为是韦恩 You don't think Wayne's...
谁知道该怎么想 Who knows what to think?
他有经销权 He's got the dealership,
还有所不错的房子 a decent roof over their head,
但也许她想要更多 逼他太紧 but maybe she's pushing him for more.
让他起了些念头 Putting ideas in his head.
我不知道 Eh...Idon't know.
我们就像警察一样 分开他们 So we separate"em, like the cops.
你去问他 她就交给我 You brace him. Igo at her.
把事情弄清楚 Get to the bottom of things.
如果真存在这笔交易 If this deal's for real
而他们起了念头想动我的利益 and they got a notion to take what's mine,
那我们就得把这念头扼杀在萌芽之中 we need to nip it in the bud.
不要对外声张 Keep things in- house.
天 Ah, geez.
本来一切都好好的 Everything was going along just fine, too.
可现在 你说 And now, what do you.
这 搞得像是引狼入室了 This...enemy within situation.
她承诺过我 She made promises. To me.
她承诺过我 She made promises, To me.
承诺过我儿子 My son.
彼此拥有 To have and to hold.
无论贫富 For richer and poorer.
是时候 And that's a debt we're gonna collect.
我七点起床 ♪Well, I get up at seven, yeah ♪
九点工作 ♪ And I go to work at nine ♪
没时间生活 ♪I got no time for livin'♪
总是工作 ♪Yes, I'm working all the time ♪
对我来说 ♪It seems to me ♪
我可以过上 ♪ I could live my life ♪
比现在更好的生活 ♪A lot better than I think I am ♪
我想这就是他们这么叫我的原因吧 ♪I guess that's why they call me ♪
他们叫我劳碌命 ♪They call me the workin' man ♪
我想这就是我吧 ♪ I guess that's what I am ♪
他们叫我劳碌命 ♪They call me the workin' man ♪
我想这就是我吧 ♪I guess that's what I am. ♪
你到底能行吗 哥们 You gonna make it there, sunshine?
那王八蛋抢先了我一步 Fucker got the drop on me.
她叫什么来着 Tell me her name again?
现在叫多萝西·里昂 Uh, goes by Dorothy Lyon now.
住在双子城外的一个郊区 Lives in a suburb outside the Twin Cities.
你说她结婚了 Married, you said?
10年了 Going on ten years.
丈夫有家汽车经销店 好像是卖 Husband owns a car dealership, some kind of
什么韩国车 uh, Korean model.
韩国人还生产汽车呢 Koreans make cars?
是吧 I guess.
总之 她有个女儿 Anyway, she's got a daughter
叫斯科特 9岁吧 named Scotty. She's about nine.
罗伊 联调局的来了 Roy, we got FBI here.
让他们过来吧 Let's send em up.
你想让我 What do you want me to...?
不用你管了 Ah, don't worry about it.
工作不易哈 Hard day at the office.
就像牌子上说的 他就是艰难时期的硬汉 Like the sign says, he's a hard man for hard times.
他指的就是我 And by"he"I mean me.
探员贾女王啊 Agent"Ja- Queen. "
华金 It's Joaquin.
这位是梅耶探员 This is Agent Meyer.
我们是法戈分部的新晋探员 We're new in the Fargo office.
我们就是想过来看看 We thought we d come by,
看你为什么不执行我们的法律 see why you aren't enforcing any of our laws.
什么法律 What laws?
枪支法 毒品法 Oh, you know, gun laws, drug laws.
美国政府通过和批准的 Any of the half- dozen other American laws
其它几项法律中的任何一项 passed and ratified by the United States government
你似乎都不认可 that you don't seem to recognize.
贾女王探员 我想你会发现 Well, Agent Ja- Queen, I think you'll find
在上帝的这片绿色土地上 that there is no one on God's green earth
没有人比罗伊·迪尔曼 who is a greater enforcer of the laws of this land
更适合做个执法者了 than Roy Tillman.
接下来你是要说但是了吗 Why do I feel like there's a"but"here?
但是 But
你们需要知道的是 我就是这片土地上的法律 what you need to know is that I amthe law of the land.
由该县居民选出 Elected by the residents of this county
负责解释和执行 to interpret and enforce the Constitution
全能的上帝赋予我们的宪法 given unto us by Almighty God.
自由 Freedom.
阿门 Amen.
我在这片听到不少人提起这词儿 You know, I hear that word a lot out here.
我有点好奇 I'm curious.
你觉得这词儿是什么意思 what you think it means.
探员 如果你不知道自由是什么意思 Agent, if you don't know what freedom is,
我觉得就算我大声说出来 I don't think me saying the words out loud
你也不会理解 is gonna teach you.
你干活去吧 Why don't you go and do your chores?
你认真的吗 Seriously?
你要浴巾吗还是 Do you want a towel, or...?
我泡着澡跟你们讨论问题 Does my discussing matters of state
是让你们不爽了吗 in moist repose bother you?
天 Jesus.
现在好了 你们到底想谈什么 Now, what is it you wanted to discuss?
我说过了 我们是新来的 Well, like I said, we're new in town.
所以就过来以同僚的身份聊聊 We thought we'd come open a collegial dialogue.
也许让你知道一下 我们要开始调查 Maybe let you know we're looking into the practices
-你们办公室的日常事务 -一些非传统的行为 of your office. - Very unorthodox practices.
有些甚至可能是违法的 Possibly illegal.
谁来判定我是不是违法 Illegal according to who?
你们俩刚才可能没认真听 Maybe you weren't paying attention,
但我就是这里的法 butIam the law around here.
这话你说过了 So you said.
只能由州长或者我的选民决定是否免职 Removable only by the governor or my constituents,
可他们都爱我 who love me, by the way,
因为我想说什么就说什么 爱干什么就干什么 because I say what I want and I do as I please.
而且我知道对与错之间的区别 And I know the difference between right and wrong.
你说的是合法和违法之间吧 Don't you mean legal and illegal?
这个嘛 Well
你们知道吗 在北达科他 did you know that in North Dakota it is illegal
慈善团体一年举办两场以上的 for a charitable group to hold
扑克比赛是违法的 more than two poker games a year?
同样在自家后院的沙箱里 And similarly, it is illegal
养麋鹿也是违法的 to keep an elk in a sandbox in your own backyard.
我敢说你们肯定不知道 I shit you not.
如果你拥有一家小酒馆 Now, if you were to own a tavern
同时供应啤酒和椒盐卷饼 and serve beer and pretzels at the same time,
我就可以逮捕你 I could arrest you.
而在韦弗利 And in Waverly
法律不允许马睡在浴缸里 the law forbids horses from sleeping in bathtubs.
你们现在明白这里的法律是怎么回事了吗 You beginning to get the drift here?
我是美国宪法下的一名治安官 I'm a sheriff of the American Constitution.
受责任 血缘和传统的约束 Bound by duty, blood, and tradition
执行正确的 起诉错误的 to enforce what is right and to prosecute what is wrong.
至于法律 我的朋友们 And the law, my friends
跟这一毛线关系都没有 ...has very little to do with it.
所以 贾女王 贾女王太太 So, Ja- Queen, Mrs. Ja- Queen,
我要失陪了 if you'll excuse me,
我还要去伸张正义呢 I have some justice to administer.
慢走不送 You can see yourself out.
下次我们多买一个暴风雪 What do you say next time we get an extra Blizzard
然后把口朝下 看看多久冰淇淋 and hold it upside down to see how long it takes
会从里面流出来 好不 for the stuffing to come out, huh?
-好 -好吧 - Yeah. - Yeah.
你的茶可真不怎么地 Your tea selection is atrocious.
你怎么进来的 How did you get in here?
嘿 奶奶 Hey, Nana.
你是涂口红了吗 Are you wearing lipstick?
是番茄酱 我们吃波浪薯条来着 That's ketchup. We had curly fries.
我刚问过了 你怎么进来的 Like I said, how come you're in my home?
当然是有钥匙了啊 Of course I have a key.
这是我儿子的家 It's my son's house.
不过还是要说声抱歉 如果吓到你了的话 Still, sorry if- if we startled you.
毕竟一周有人两次闯入你家 Imagine intruders breaking into your house
还是挺吓人的哈 twice in one week.
等会 Oh, wait.
好像是没这回事哈 That didn't happen.
你想要什么 What do you want?
杰罗姆 你能送我孙女去她房间吗 Jerome, could you see my granddaughter to her room?
也许她想给你看看她的娃娃们 Maybe she wants to show you her dolls.
我没有娃娃 奶奶 我喜欢忍者 I don't have dolls, Nana. I like ninjas.
是猫的名字吗 Is that some kind of cat?
奶奶好傻 You're silly.
走吧 年轻的天行者 Come on, young Skywalker.
我让你看看真正的武士之战是什么样的 I'lI show you how a true samurai fights, hmm?
看来对你来说是祸不单行啊 Well, I guess with you when it rains it pours.
那个 That
我是说 这事说来真是挺可笑的 I mean, this is all just a bunch of silliness.
是实话 我也没想到事情搞得这么大 Honestly, I'm embarrassed by all the fuss.
我听说有非法闯入的迹象 Signs of a break- in, I'm told.
还有你反击的证据 真厉害 Evidence you fought back, which good for you.
是我就会当场剥了他们的皮 I'd have skinned em where they stood.
哪有 Please.
不过是我闹脾气而已 More like Mama had a tantrum
被大家传得太夸张了 and it all got blowed out of proportion.
像滚雪球一样谣言捂不住了 Honestly, like a snowball rolling downhill.
你要么是个大疯批 Well, either you got a screw loose,
要么是有人来找你寻仇 or somebody came for you and you got away...
你逃脱之后在圆谎 and now you're lying about it.
妈妈 Mom.
我不是你妈妈 I'm not your mom.
你只是我儿媳妇 我孙女的母亲 You're married to my son, mother to my granddaughter.
我想要一个正经学历的女孩子 I wanted a girl with papers,
但我家韦恩总喜欢大屁股的时髦女 but my Wayne always liked a sassy thing
所以你才有机会 with a tight caboose, so here you are.
你没经历过这种时刻吗 Haven't you ever had one of those days?
所以 就算我是个疯批又怎样 So what if I do got a screw loose?
一时承受不住压力之类的 Stress and the like.
我坚守了自己的承诺 I'm holding up my end of the deal.
我们是夫妻 We're man and wife,
他和我 him and me,
他爱我 and he loves me.
这个我们有办法改变 There are ways we could change that.
改变这神圣的联结 The holy bond.
撤销信托 Revocation of the trust.
把你俩从遗嘱中剔除 And cut you both out of the will,
看看你的承诺会不会动摇 see if that moves the marker.
你在说什么呢 What are you saying?
我是说我不相信你 I'm saying I don't trust you.
你这人有鬼 You're up to something.
我不会让你拖我儿子下水的 And I won't have you dragging my son down.
所以 So...
你最好找个借口 best you make excuses,
回到你们相遇之前的地方去 you go back to wherever it is you were before you met.
如果你主动放弃 我甚至可以 If you go easy, I could even see my way to.
给你一笔钱 让你重新开始 staking you for the first...two years.
听着 婊子 Listen, bitch.
我经历了千难险阻 才爬到今天的位置 I've climbed through six kinds of hell to get where I am.
绝不会让一个常春藤名校的贵族因为 And no Ivy League royal wannabe is gonna run me off
不喜欢我的作派 就把我赶走 just because she doesn't like the way I smell.
你要是敢惹我 If you want to tussle with me...
这辈子都别想安稳睡觉 you better sleep with both eyes open.
因为抢我东西的人必须死 Because nobody takes what's mine and lives.
总之 Anyhoo.
谢谢你过来 thanks for stopping by.
周日一起晚餐吗 Dinner Sunday?
我会带蓝纹沙拉过去 I'lI bring my blue salad.
杰罗姆 Jerome.
我们走 We're leaving.
见到你总是很高兴 亲爱的 Always nice to see you, dear.
平常吃饭时记得补铁 Maybe think about getting some iron into your diet.
你看起来面如死尸 You look like a corpse.
妈吗 Mom?
我饿了 I'm hungry.
什么 What?
你不是刚吃过冰雪皇后吗 You just had DQ.
那个不抗饿 It didn't take.
哦 你下面怎么了 Oh. What's going on down there?
有点不舒服 wedgie
这样吧 Tell you what.
我们做道蔬菜什锦怎么样 How about we make a vegetable medley
配上你喜欢的胡萝卜条和甜椒 with carrot sticks and the bell peppers you like?
然后你来帮妈妈做些手工 And then you can help Mom do some kind of craft project.
什么样的手工 What kind of craft project?
你得下楼看了才知道 You're gonna have to go downstairs to find out.
来吧 Come on.
啊 再见 Ah! Bye- bye.
做得很好 Nice done.
太棒了 Awesome.
哦你一生中 Ooh. - ♪ Did you ever have ♪
经历过这种感觉吗 ♪That feeling in your life ♪
有人在看着你 ♪ That someone was watching you? ♪
无缘无故地注视你 没错 ♪He don't have no reason, that's right ♪
就是站在那里看着你 ♪But still he's there watching you ♪
有人躲在门外 ♪ Someone is waiting just outside the door ♪
想把你带走 ♪ To take you away ♪
他的目的昭然若揭 ♪Everybody knows just what he's there for ♪
他想把你带走 ♪To take you away ♪
-准备好了吗 -好了 You ready? - Yeah.
但你应该担心的 ♪But who wasn't there ♪
是不在门外的人 ♪ That you should look out for? ♪
你该担心的 是不在门外的人 Whoa. - ♪Who wasn't there that you should look out for?
回到房内 关上你的门 ♪ Get back inside your wall and shut the door ♪
回到房内 关上你的门 ♪ Get back inside your wall and shut the ♪
门 ♪ Door...♪
手千万不要碰铁链 好吗 Keep your hands off the ball chain, huh?
妈妈不想你像虫子一样被砸烂 Mama doesn't want you getting smooshed like a bug
接下来可以安排我房间吗 Can we do my room next?
当然 Oh, yeah.
我们走吧 Let's go.
看谁先到 Race you.
我们冬季还有七折优惠 Don't forget our special 30%off winter deal on...
超划算 巨划算 Great deal, heck of a deal.
对 我已经收到车辆识别码了 Oh, sure, yeah, I got those VIN numbers right here.
菲尔 我回头再打给你哈 Actually, Phil, I'll have to call you back.
好吧 All right.
终于懂了那辆保时捷好在哪儿了吧 Finally saw the light on that Porsche, did you?
你干什么呢 呃 What are you, uh...?
-你在 -我有些事要跟你聊聊 韦恩 - What are you...? - I got some business to discuss, Wayne.
他在吗 Is he on?
妈妈 Mom?
咱们有麻烦了 孩子 需要你的帮助 Got a problem here, kid. Need your help with it.
当然 没问题 Of course, yeah.
又是那个园林设计师吗 Is it that landscaper again?
不是园林设计师 傻帽儿 No, it's not the landscaper, moron.
是你老婆 It's your wife.
等等 这 Now hold on. That's, uh
这一整个绑架大反转 This whole kidnapping that ain't a kidnapping thing,
实在有点可疑 well, there's something fishy about that.
疑点太多了 Full low tide, if you ask me.
密集恐惧症了都 Like the dog's breath.
这个我们讨论过了 Now, we talked about this, uh.
她那天只是心情不好 She had a bad day.
儿子 Son.
我跟警察谈过了 I talked to the police.
他们有你老婆被绑架的确凿证据 They got hard evidence your wife was abducted.
更别提 Not to mention,
我刚听说他们在北达科他州 I just learned they think they got one of the guys
发现了一名已故嫌疑人 on a slab over in North Dakota.
摔碎了头骨 躺在加油站的卫生间 Broke his skull in the commode of a filling station.
-天呐 -现场警官说 G- Geez. - Yeah, officer on the scene said
那名女性的特征与多特匹配 there was a female present who matches Dot.
别精虫上脑了 孩子 Get your head out of your ass, kid.
你的太太在演戏呢 She's making a play here, your missus.
也许和绑匪串通一气 In cahoots with the kidnappers maybe,
或者只是在借机搞事情 or maybe just seizing the opportunity.
在搞什么我不知道 原因也不明 I'm not sure what or why.
但不管他们搞什么 But any way you tell the story,
最后我都得写张支票 it ends with me writing a check.
得了吧 妈 不是什么事都跟钱有关 Oh, come on now, Ma, n- not everything's about money.
抽他 Slap him.
你说什么 I'm...sorry?
你听到了 You heard me.
我儿子需要被人抽醒 My son needs a slap
而我够不着他 and I'm not there to give it to him.
所以 作为我的律师 我授权你 So, as my attorney, I authorize you
狠狠抽他一大嘴巴子 to knock his fucking block off.
不 No.
不不不 No, no, no, no, no, no.
等一下 Wait a minute- - Aah!
听我说 孩子 Listen to me, boy.
你这次又回到儿童桌了 You're back at the kiddie table on this one.
我认真的 That's official.
你把嘴闭紧 听我说 Now shut your hole and listen to me talk.
骑兵队的 Trooper?
被救了 Saved.
被什么救了 From what?
康科德葡萄吧 Concord grape, I think.
找我有事吗 How...may I help you?
我是明尼苏达州斯坎迪亚警局的 Sure, well, I'm, uh, Deputy Olmstead,
奥姆斯特德副警长 Scandia Police Department over in Minnesota.
我想就昨晚发生的事 I wanted to ask you some questions
问你几个问题 about events that transpired last night.
很多人都问过我了 You and everybody else.
但先生 我也许有解开谜底的重要线索 Well, sir, I think I might have a piece of your puzzle.
也就是你帮助的那位失踪女性的身份 To wit, the identity of the missing female you assisted.
如果我没猜错的话 我觉得我不会错 If I'm right, which I think I am.
你成功引起了我的好奇 Color me intrigued,
我们认为她于昨天下午被两个男人从家中带走 Taken from her home yesterday afternoon by two men, we think.
我们发现了其中一人的血迹 We found blood from one.
而另一个似乎被她烧伤了脸 Looks like she burned the other fella's face pretty bad.
跟我那位女士很像 Sounds like my girl.
基本就是兰博 Rambo, basically.
或者是电视上的那个明星 叫啥来着 Or, uh, the other fella from the TV, uh
-麦吉弗 -我这有张照片 MacGyver. - Well, I got a picture.
想不好哈 What do you know?
挺热闹哈 It's a party.
我是英迪拉·奥姆斯特德 斯坎迪亚警察局的 Indira Olmstead, Scandia Police Department.
哟 城里姑娘 Ah. City girl.
我们更喜欢被称作女人 Well, we prefer"women"these days.
但其他部分都没错 But the rest is accurate.
找我啥事 陌生人 How can we help you, stranger?
我是斯塔克县的副警长 Sheriffs Deputy, Stark County.
你昨晚似乎来我地盘抓人了 Sounds like you had a mix- up in my neck of the woods last night,
我们管理一向严格 所以 which we run a pretty tight ship, so
坏人一出现 我会当成私人恩怨 I take it personal when bad men appear.
你看得太私人 迟早被这份工作拖垮 This job will grind you down, you take it too personal.
我能说什么呢 枪战时我喜欢站在正确的一边 What can I say? I like being on the right side of a gunfight.
听你说你有罪犯的照片 Heard you say you had a picture of the perps?
-是受害者 一位女性 -对 Uh, victim. Female. - Right.
好像有个女人被绑架了 Saw something about, uh, a woman got taken.
又逃出来了 Or escaped or something?
我们认为这俩人从明尼苏达州绑架了她 We think these fellas grabbed her up in Minnesota.
他们被警察拦下时 正要带她去西部 Taking her to points west when the trooper pulled them over.
她杀了一个其中一个累犯唐纳德·爱尔兰 She killed one, the recidivist Donald Ireland,
据说另一个跑了 I think they said. The other one got away.
你在寻找的这位女性 听着像个科曼奇人 Sounds like a real Comanche, this female you're hunting.
我说我这里有照片的 你干什么 Like I said, I got a photo. Excuse me.
怎么她也是个罪犯吗 So, what, she some kind of criminal, also?
并不算是 Not exactly.
这周在她女儿的学校惹了事 Had a mix- up at her daughter's school this week.
不小心电击了一位警官 Tased an officer by accident.
起因是什么 How's that happen?
我想是一时冲动吧 Heat of the moment, I'm guessing
这地方有个俗语 Used to be a saying:
明尼苏达式友善 但那天我也在 "Minnesota nice. But I was there.
看不到任何明尼苏达的友善之处 Nothing nice about Minnesota that day.
哎呀 我做了什么 Oops. What'd I do?
-你做了什么 -我可能 我不清楚 好像按了什么 What did you...? - I must've, I don't know, I pressed something.
该死 你删掉了受害者的照片 Darn it, you deleted the victim, her photo.
是啊 我就是玩不了这种高科技 Yeah, me and technology don't see eye to eye.
特别是现在 Especially now.
我手腕疼死了 This wrist- breaker. ah.
不 这是我的错 No, it- it's my fault.
我脑子肯定进水了 居然只拍了一张 I'm not sure what I was thinking just bringing the one.
我真心希望你能找到她 Well, I sure hope you find her.
我想是她救了我的命 If it was her, saved my life, I think.
不 她在家呢 有点疲惫受伤 Oh, no, she's home. A little worse for wear
但人没事 but intact.
但说也奇怪 Strangest thing, though.
虽然有那么多证据 Despite all evidence,
但她坚称这件事从未发生过 she's claiming it never happened.
从没 她说什么了 Never. what now?
她说没人闯进来 Says nobody broke in.
说她没有被掳走 Says she wasn't taken.
只是自己闲逛了十个小时 Just went for a wander for ten hours
然后就回家做早餐 and then came home and cooked breakfast.
听起来像是在撒娇求关注 Cry for attention, sounds like.
戏精女王不让丈夫好过 Drama queen trying to make her husband sick.
谁告诉你她有丈夫的 Who said she has a husband?
不 我只是在假设 No, I mean, I'm assuming.
警方报告里说她已经30多岁了 所以 Description said 30s in the police report, so...
我只知道 我遇见的那个女人 Well, all I know is, the woman I met broke loose
像是经历过困兽之斗的 like somebody who knows how small the cage can get.
真希望你还有那张照片 Wish you had that picture.
我很想再见到那个女人 我该谢谢她 Like to meet that woman again, thank her.
谢什么呢 据我所知 For what? Far as I can tell,
一开始就是她害你挨枪子儿的 she's the one got you shot in the first place.
是我的职责让我挨了枪子儿 Oh, the job got me shot.
她只是 She was just
想重获自由 trying to get free.
但你知道我们的宗旨 But you know what they say.
保护和服务 Protect and serve.
是啊 保护我赞成 Yeah, I'm down with"protect, "but...
但我做的不是服务业 I ain't in the service industry.
我做的是揍人和追查生意 I'm in the kicking ass and taking names business.
祝你俩今天一切顺利 You two have a nice day.
那个贱人还一头雾水呢 Consider that bitch flummoxed.
搞的什么鬼 What the heck?
你好呀 亲爱的 Hiya, hon.
搞什么鬼啊 What the heck?
我做了牧羊人派 Made some shepherd's pie.
斯科特 Scotty.
你在干什么 What you doing there?
妈妈说是为了安全起见 For security. Mom said.
-是的 -哦 Yeah. - Oh.
亲爱的 Hon.
怎么了 Yeah?
为什么前门上挂了个大锤 Why is there a sledgehammer over the front door?
就是我们谈的报警系统啊 Well, we talked about an alarm system,
你说我们买不起好的 所以我们 but you said we couldn't afford a good one, so we...
那是什么鬼东西 Well, what the heck is...?
不 亲爱的 别碰那个 已经通电了 Oh, no, hon, I wouldn't touch that. It's electrified.
通什么 It's what?
通了墙线 It's plugged into the wall.
如果有人想闯进来 Anyone tries to bust in,
那就让他们尝尝天降正义 well, they'll get a righteous shock.
亲爱的 我们谈谈好吗 Hon, c- can we talk? I
等等 怎么 我只是要 Wait, how, I'm just gonna.
不如你先上楼去 How about you go upstairs and, uh,
用三星手机看卡通片吧 watch some cartoons on your Samsung?
好啊 Yeah?
-好吧 -让我先把围裙脱掉 Yeah. - Let me get my apron off at least.
妈妈今天来过现场了 Uh, Mom came by the lot today.
其实来的是她手下 Er, well, her man did.
她打过电话了 Uh, she called in.
是的 她 Yeah, she...
我也看到她了 I saw her, too.
不过别担心 But don't worry.
我们已经相互理解了 I think we came to an understanding.
这话是她说的 还是 She said that, or...?
不是 No.
女人之间可以互相理解 But women understand each other.
亲爱的 我不觉得你真的 Well, hon, I don't think you do.
可以理解她 u- understand each other.
她要起诉你 明白吗 She...She's litigating against you, see.
她 She, uh
她认为整件事都是你编的 Well, she thinks you made this whole thing up.
我是说 整件事听起来 挺荒诞的 I...I mean, the whole thing sounds...loony.
但她觉得你是个女骗子 But she- she thinks you're some kind of con woman.
为了我们的家产算计我们 Uh, playing us for our money.
与绑匪沆瀣一气 Uh, in league with the kidnappers.
我只是 I just.
我跟你说过 根本没有什么绑匪 Told you, there were no kidnappers, just...
我只开车四处兜风 换换脑子 Drove around to- to clear your head.
但是 但是 亲爱的 But- but, hon, the- the
车一直都在原地啊 The- the car was here the whole time.
我是说散步 我 我 Walking, I said, or I- I
听着 我相信你 Listen, I believe you.
你用不着对我 我只是 I'm not the one you got to...I just...
她说可以不用考虑警察了 And she said she can get the cops out of the equation.
你也知道 司法部长是她的朋友 但是 亲爱的 You know, her friend the attorney general, but, hon...
从她的角度看整个事情 You know, from- from where she's sitting the- the whole thing
根本毫无意义 don't make a lot of sense.
但对我们来说是有意义的 But it makes sense to us.
这才是最重要的 对吧 That's what matters, right?
是啊 也许吧 Yeah, maybe.
但是 亲爱的 为什么 为什么会有前厅 But, hon wh- why- why is there a, a- a sledgehammer
要挂一把大锤 in the vestibule?
还有为什么斯科特要制作这种杀僵尸的武器 A- And how come Scotty's making a zombie killer?
就像她说的 安全起见 Well, like she said. Security.
要防什么 From what?
亲爱的 Hon,
不我只是想你知道的 No, I- I'm just trying to, you know...
不 你无法想象 你当时不在场 No. You can't. You- you weren't there.
学校董事会上 At the school board.
邻里之间反目成仇 Neighbor against neighbor.
这里的社会制度正在崩溃 Society's breaking down here.
社会结构土崩瓦解 The social structure.
不管你支持还是反对 你不得不选边站 What side you're on, whether you're for or against,
我只是说 I- I'm just saying...
我们必须觉醒了 We need to wake up here.
必须保护好自己 以防 Protect ourselves, in case.
以防什么 In case what?
以防 In case.
家里来了暴徒 ruffians at the door.
或者阿伯内西先生要报仇 Or Mr. Abernathy decides he wants revenge.
或者其他无数种可能 Or a thousand other maybes.
谁 Uh, who?
斯科特的数学老师 Scotty's math teacher.
在警察面前被我电击的那个家伙 The fella I tased before the cop.
你电击了数学老师啊 Y- You tased the math teacher?
我有不好的预感 亲爱的 I got a bad feeling, hon.
-是的 -大家都有这种感觉 Yeah. - People do.
不光是我 It's not just me.
我不是说要建一个末日地堡 And I'm, I- I'm not saying that we should build a bunker.
也不是要储备军火 Or stockpile long guns.
我说的只是一些常识 A few common sense.
亲爱的 你居然在窗户上挂有电线 Hon, y- y- y- you got electric wire on the windows.
只是几个实用的应对办法 A few practical solutions.
除非你打算亲力亲为 Unless you're ready to step up
购买最先进的技术 那就得花大钱了 and go state of the art, really sink some capital into it.
我们应该我不知道我们该买把枪吗 I- I...Should we, I don't know, sh- sh- sh- should we get a gun?
明白了吧 你终于上道了 See? Oh. Now you're thinking.
买枪是个好主意 我们应该买把散弹枪 A gun is a great idea. We should get a shotgun.
卧室里或许应该放把手枪 Oh. - And maybe a pistol for the bedroom.
也可以给我换把电击枪 And maybe we could replace my Taser, too.
还有 我说不清楚 好像是某种网 And, I don't know, maybe some kind of net.
-以防他们 -某种网吗 Just in case they, uh...- A net?
我要说的是 AlI I'm saying is- is,
现在我们终于在一个频道上了 now we're speaking the same language.
你真是个温柔的男人 Oh, you're such a gentle guy.
-是吧 -是的 - Yeah. - Yeah.
我知道这有多难 I know how hard this is.
我只是想再和斯科特穿着袜子 I- I just want to play floor hockey
玩玩地板曲棍球 追追电视剧《真实主妇》 in my socks with Scotty again and watch Real Housewives.
我知道 I know.
我们可以的 一定可以的 And we can and we will.
我们得优先处理几件事 Hey. We just got to take care of a few things first.
我想要的只是 All I ever wanted was. ...
你就是我的梦想的一切 Y- You're my dream come true.
你也是我的梦想 And you're mine.
好了 老公 Come on, mister.
你女儿看动画片要看傻了 Before your daughter's brain turns to sludge.
是的 Yeah.
斯科特 Hey, Scotty.
吃饭了 Let's eat!
男孩女孩大人小孩 大 Boys and girls of every age*
都来看看着光怪陆离 *Wouldn't you like to see something strange? *
跟我们来吧 去见识什么叫离奇诡异 *Come with us and you will see*
这是我们的万圣节小镇 *This, our town of Halloween*
万圣节已降临 万圣节已降临 大 This is Halloween, this is Halloween*
夜深人静 南瓜在惊声尖叫 *Pumpkins scream in the dead of night*
停下我要尿尿 Pull in here. I got to take a piss.
万圣节已降临 大家尽情使坏 *This is Halloween, everybody make a scene*
不给糖就捣蛋 直到邻居魂飞天外 *Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright*
这是我们的小镇 每个人都在尖叫 *It's our town, everybody scream*
在这个万圣节的小镇 *In this town of Halloween*
我是你床下的怪物 *I am the one hiding under your bed*
獠牙锋利 双眸血红 *Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red*
我是你家楼梯下的怪物 *I am the one hiding under your stairs*
手指如蛇 满头蜘蛛 *Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair*
万圣节已降临 万圣节已降临 *This is Halloween, this is Halloween*
万圣节 万圣节万圣节 万圣节 *Halloween, Halloween Halloween, Halloween. *
-要来杯可乐吗 -不用了 Want a pop? - No, I'm fine.
我买了点牛肉干 I got us some jerky.
辣味的 Spicy kind.
你最好把车窗关上 You better keep those windows down.
妈的 太辣了 Fuck, that's hot.
这哥们去哪儿了 Where is this guy?
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
该死 Oh, shit.
我终于明白了 Now I get it.