现在 请大家准备好开动脑筋 But now, put on your thinking caps.
这里是全美新兴的游戏节目 It's America's new favorite game show.
现在是晚上七点 It' s seven o'clock on a weeknight,
也就是说 which can only mean one thing.
是时候开始... It' s time for...
- 问答不能停 - 问答不能停 - Can' t Stop the Quiz! - Can' t Stop the Quiz!
我是主持人泰瑞·麦克提 I' m your host, Terry McTeer.
天呐 Oh, my God!
你和大卫·泽尔曼上床了 You made out with David Zelman?
你输了六百美元 You lost 600 dollars?
我们离婚吧 I want a divorce!
欢迎各位 祝大家好运 Welcome. Best of luck.
倒计时五分钟 May I have five minutes on the clock, please?
计时开始 And your time starts now!
欢迎各位 Welcome!
准备好边玩边学了吗 Ready to learn and have some fun?
赤道上的国家有哪些 Countries on the equator. Whoa!
完全正确 哇 你们太聪明了 Correct! Correct! Wow! You guys are smart.
欢迎你 拉夫 希望你在洛杉矶玩得开心 Welcome, Ralph, hope you're enjoying Los Angeles.
听我劝 不要错过拉布里沥青池这个景点 Do me a favor, don't miss the La Brea Tar Pits.
那里太美了 They're lovely.
你的金表哥刚被哈佛医学院录取 Your cousin, Jin, just got into Harvard Medical School!
而你竟然要退学 And you' re dropping out?
你去社区学院已经够丢人了 It' s bad enough you go to community college!
我不需要上学 我要当演员 I don' t need school! I' m gonna be an actress.
天呐 你快把我逼疯了 Oh! You' re making me crazy.
- 我去赌场了 - 祝你全输光 - I' m going to the casino. - Have fun losing all our money!
太不可思议了 吓得我领结都差点掉了 That was incredible! You almost knocked my bow tie off.
没有领结我感觉跟光着身子一样 I would've felt quite nude.
不要走开 Don' t go anywhere.
- 精彩马上回来 - 精彩马上回来 - I know I won' t. - I know I won' t.
多么有意思的游戏呀 What an incredible game!
我学到了好多 我刚知道菠萝竟是一种浆果 I learned so much. I had no idea pineapple is a berry.
真不可思议 That blows my mind.
猜谜女士
明晚继续 Join us tomorrow for
常识问答 学习知识 another night of fast facts and live learning!
我是泰瑞·麦克提 明天见 I' m Terry McTeer and I' ll be right here.
晚安 Have a good night!
感谢你的到来 愿你平安回到特拉华州 Thank you so much. Have a great trip back to Delaware.
我听说那里没有营业税 I hear there's no sales tax there.
太棒了 Wild stuff!
♪ 尽管我无所事事 ♪ Even if I find nothin' better to do
♪ 不想跳舞 ♪ Don't feel like dancin', dancin'
♪ 为何在我没有心情时放歌 ♪ Why'd you pick a tune when I'm not in the mood?
♪ 不想跳舞 ♪ Don't feel like dancin', dancin'
♪ 宁可宅在家中 ♪ I'd rather be home with
♪ 与你共枕至天明 ♪ the one in the bed till dawn, with you...
起立可以避免血栓和死亡
♪ 我将假装向爱情屈服 ♪ So, I'll just pretend that I know which way to bend
♪ 我将宣告全世界你属于我 ♪ And I'm gonna tell the whole world that you're mine
♪ 当你鼓掌时 请理解我的用心良苦 ♪ Just please understand when I see you clap your hands
♪ 如果你在我身边 我相信我会很好 ♪ If you stick around I'm sure that I'll be fine...
♪ 但我不愿舞蹈 ♪ But I don't feel like dancin'
生日快乐 Surprise!
天呐 我太爱你们了 My God! I love that everybody's here.
我们也爱你 Oh, we love you.
待会去欢乐时光 Happy hour after this. Happy hour.
- 太好了 - 太好了 - Yes! - Yeah.
快进去 快进去 Okay, let's get inside, get inside.
安妮 是你吗 Anne? Anne, is that you?
让我进去 Get inside.
安妮 你那个糊涂的快递员又搞错了 Anne, your stupid postman has done it again.
他又把你的快递放到我门口了 Once again, he's left one of your packages in front of my door.
太抱歉了 Oh, man. Uh, my mistake.
你知道突然有个快递 Yeah, well, what happens
出现在我门前时会发生什么 when there's an unexpected package in front of my door?
- 我... - 我会被绊倒然后摔死 - I, um... - I trip over it and I fall and I die.
-你那个糊涂的快递员是想害死我 Your stupid postman is trying to kill me.
是的 当然 Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
请转告他 Please speak to him.
我会给他留言的 谢谢 I'll leave him a voice mail. Thank you.
看 扁面 它终于到了 Look, Linguini, it finally came.
扁面 Linguini!
是时候开始... It' s time for...
- 问答不能停 - 问答不能停 - Can' t Stop the Quiz! - Can' t Stop the Quiz!
我是主持人 泰瑞·麦克提 I' m your host, Terry McTeer.
让我们来看看今晚的选手们 Let' s meet tonight' s contestants!
从琳达开始 她从爱达荷州远道而来 Starting with Linda, who came all the way from Idaho.
你带土豆了吗 Did you bring any potatoes?
开个玩笑 I'm just kidding.
接下来是我们回归的冠军 And then we have our returning champion,
来自俄亥俄州的罗恩·希科克 Ron Heacock from Ohio.
罗恩 你在这一定很自在吧 Ron, you must be getting pretty comfortable here.
你现在是参与时间第三长的冠军 You're now the third longest-running champion.
祝贺你 真是了不起 Congratulations! That's quite an achievement.
说实话来到这里就已经很开心了 泰瑞 Uh, honestly, I' m just glad to be here, Terry.
- 我是忠实粉丝 - 天呢 - Uh, I' m a huge fan. - Oh!
哇 Aw!
- 请让今晚的... - 最后一位 - Please let this be the night... - Last but not least,
- 是艾德里安 - 别让他赢 - we have Adrian. - he finally loses.
罗恩 你的获胜之路继续 Ron, your winning streak continues!
谢谢 你今晚也很棒 琳达 Thank you. But Linda, you did so great tonight.
真希望我们都可以赢 I... I wish we could both win.
嘿 泰瑞 可以有两个冠军吗 Hey! How about it, Terry? Can there be two winners?
很遗憾 并不可以 Unfortunately, no, there can't be.
那就只能是我了 Oh. Just me then.
我想说的是 你把钱投进电脑里 All I'm saying... Okay, you put the money into the computer.
它会帮你把钱赚回来 It prints you the money back.
你什么损失也没有 You don't lose any money.
如果你想让我在一个应用里投资... If you want me to invest in an app...
我不会... I'm not gonna...
桑尼维尔养老院
我用邮件发送了这个 你没读吗 I sent this in an email. Did you not read the email?
- 我不看那些东西 - 你没看我的邮件吗 - I don't open those things. - You don't open my emails?
- 任何邮件都不看 - 喂 妈妈 - Any emails, ever. - Hi, Mom.
你好 我是来自桑尼维尔的香农 Hi! This is Shannon from Sunnyvale.
告诉你个不好的消息 I have some bad news.
你的妈妈离开了 We lost your mom.
什么 What?
天呐 Oh, my God.
不好意思 措辞有误 Sorry, that was terrible phrasing.
我的意思是我们不知道她在哪 I meant we don't know where she is.
她不是离世了 是不见了 Yes, she's not dead, but she is missing.
你们去大河赌场看过了吗 Have you checked Rivers Casino?
硬币宫殿 老虎机屋 Penny Palace, House of Slots?
是的 我们找了所有她常去的地方 Yes, we checked all her usual spots.
- 你能来一趟吗 - 我... - Can you come in? - I mean...
她来了 Here she is.
阎女士 非常感谢你能来 Uh. Ms. Yum, thank you so much for coming in.
你可以先等一会你姐姐吗 Well, would you like to wait for your sister?
她很快就到了 She' ll be here momentarily.
我姐姐吗 你们给珍妮打电话了吗 My sister? You... you called Jenny?
是的 当我们弄丢一个人的时候 Well, when we lose someone,
必须通知每个家属 we have to call everybody.
- 我们没有弄丢她 她自己跑丢了 - 对 - We didn' t lose her, she ran away. - Oh! Right.
没事 她以前也会这样 It's okay. She does this sometimes.
由于她多次违反规定 Due to the sheer number of rules violations,
我们不能再让你母亲住在这里了 we can no longer keep your mother as a resident.
你们要把她赶走吗 So, you're kicking her out?
- 我们受够了 - 真受够了 - Enough is enough. - It's enough.
阎女士 Ms. Yum,
签署住户协议的时候 in signing the resident agreement,
你母亲同意遵守我们的规定 she agreed to adhere to our policies.
偷跑出去是很严重的违规行为 Sneaking out is a very serious violation.
我们无法对她的安全负责 We can't be responsible for her safety.
她也非常恶毒 She' s also really mean.
这不是很重要 但同样有影响 It's less important, but it' s not nothing.
你姐姐来了 Uh. I think your sister's here.
- 安妮让我进去 - 按钮 按一下按钮 - Hello! Annie! Annie, let me in! - The button! Push the button!
按一下按钮 那儿有个按钮 Hit the button. There's a button there.
安妮 我听不见你说话 Annie! I can't hear you!
- 按一下该死的... - 什么 - Hit the god... - What?
- 那儿有个按钮 - 我没看到 - There's a... there's a button there. - I can't see it!
- 那儿有个... - 什么按钮 - There's a... - What button? What button?
- 它太不明显了 - 好吧... - Well, that wasn't very clear. - Oh, well...
安妮 还是发生了 Annie! Annie, it's finally happened.
- 天呐 没关系的 - 没有... - Oh, my God, it's okay, it's okay. - No, no...
有我在 我们一起 一定会熬过去的 I'm here. I'm here, we're together. We're gonna get through this.
这是生活必须经历的 This is a part of life.
珍妮 你穿的什么 Jenny, what are you wearing?
这是我唯一的黑色连衣裙 Oh, it's the only black dress I own.
- 好吧 - 不敢相信她离世了 - Okay. - I can't believe she's gone.
- 不 她... - 天呐 - Mm-mm. No, she... - Oh, my God.
我们成孤儿了 天呐 你是孤儿了 安妮 We're orphans. Oh, my God. You're Orphan Annie.
- 天呐 - 她没死 她只是跑掉了 - Oh, my God. - She's not dead. She ran away.
那个该死的女人 That fucking bitch.
- 你认真的吗 - 是的 - Are you serious? - Yes.
- 你好 - 你好 - Hi. - Hi.
我们收拾了你母亲的物品 So, we took the liberty of packing up your mother' s belongings.
谢谢你们 真是一次愉快的驱赶 Thank you. What a pleasant eviction.
太好了 有个好消息 Oh, good! I'm so glad. Great news!
你妈妈好像留下了张纸条 It looks like your mom left a note.
基本都是对我的人身攻击 It' s mostly personal attacks on me.
不过她说她和杰夫要去澳门 Oh, but it does say she and Jeff are off to Macao.
所以至少你们知道她现在在哪了 So, at least you know where she is!
- 杰夫是谁 - 杰夫是谁 - Who's Jeff? - Who's Jeff?
她竟然有男朋友 She has a boyfriend?
她为什么没告诉我们 I mean, why didn't she tell us?
因为她只有缺钱时 才会给我们打电话 Because she only calls when she needs money.
你停在了我旁边 Oh, you' re parked right by me!
你住在车里吗 Are you living out of your car?
没有 No!
这只是一些我打算 It's just some stuff I've
捐赠的物品 天呐 been meaning to donate and... Oh, my God.
我在一个小巷里 发现了这个超好看的灯 This amazing lamp that I found in an alley
以及一些毯子 以防我想小憩一下 and some... blankets, in case I wanted a nap.
好吧 Well...
真抱歉 你白跑了这么远 sorry, you wasted all your time driving out here.
其实... Oh, actually...
我希望可以和你住一段时间 I was hoping that maybe I can stay with you for a little bit.
为什么 Why?
我本打算妈妈去世了 我来待几天 Well, I thought I was going to since Mom was dead.
别这样 安妮 Come on, Annie.
来吧 会很好玩的 Come on, it's gonna be fun!
- 而且我非常想看看我的狗 - 你的狗 - And I really wanna see my dog. - Your dog?
我进了《真实世界》这部戏的最后一轮选拔 I made it to the final round of auditions for The Real World!
明天我要去洛杉矶见制片人 I have to go to L.A. Tomorrow to meet with the producers!
- 天呐 - 但是... - Oh, my God! - But...
- 你的小狗怎么办 - 是呀 - What about your puppy? - Oh, yeah.
你可以照顾一下扁面先生吗 Can you take care of Mr. Linguini?
- 你的奖金增加两千五百美元 - 谢谢你 - You added 2,500 dollars... - Thanks! Thank you!
奖金额度很高了 and that's not nothing.
感觉变得更小了 You know, it feels smaller.
你确定你没把它变小吗 Are you sure you didn't make it smaller?
没有 我没有缩小我的房子 No, I didn' t shrink my house.
- 天呐 - 怎么了 - Oh, my God! - What?
他死了 He's dead.
不 他睡觉呢 扁面 醒醒 No, he's sleeping! Mr. Linguini! Hey! Psst, psst, psst.
看到了吗 活力满满呢 See? Full of life.
真讨厌 Shit!
你打算待多久 So, uh... how long you planning on staying?
我不知道 好几天吧 Oh, I don't know. A few days.
好几天吗 你不需要回去工作吗 Few days? Don't they need you back at your... job?
不需要 我没有工作 Oh, no, I don't have a job.
好 你有找工作吗 Okay, well, are you looking for a job?
我一直全身心致力于追求我想要的人生 I' m focusing all my energy on manifesting the life I want.
但... 你总得挣钱吃饭吧 But what... What are you gonna do for money?
我可没办法再借你了 Because I don't know if I can lend you any more.
而且妈妈住的养老院 And Mom's nursing home
- 也... - 好 我不用借了 - isn't exactly... - Okay, I don't need money.
我打官司得了一大笔呢 I'm getting plenty from my lawsuit.
你打什么... From your... From your what?
打官司 什么官司 From your lawsuit? Sorry, what lawsuit?
我没跟你说吗 好吧 Oh, I didn't tell you? Oh, my God.
我在丘吉士餐厅 I had a business lunch at Choochie's
和某个想投资我时尚品牌的人共进商务午餐 with this guy who wanted to invest in my fashion line,
我吃了一口罗非鱼片 and I took a bite of my tilapia filet,
里面竟然有鱼刺 and there was a fish bone in it.
把我卡住了 我差点没呛死 It got stuck in my throat, and I almost choked to death.
我把餐厅告了 So, I sued them.
所以你起诉丘吉士餐厅 So, you sued Choochie' s
就因为鱼片里有鱼刺 because there was a fish bone in your fish fillet?
我也不好意思 我差点命都没了 I'm sorry. I almost died.
你就不能为我从他们那里得一大笔钱高兴吗 Why can't you just be happy I got a bunch of money from them?
你站哪边的 你是丘吉士先生吗 I mean, who are you? Mr. Choochie's?
我怎么会是丘吉士"先生"呢 Now, why would I be "Mr. Choochie's?"
因为这是男人主宰的世界 'Cause it's a man's world.
别乱扔你的假发 求你了 Don't... Don't just leave that hair there, please.
好的 父亲大人 Okay, Dad.
天呐 你专门为看问答节目设闹钟啊 Oh, my God. Do you have a Quiz alarm on your phone?
扁面 过来 问答时间到 Come on, Linguini! It's Quiz time.
我们来认识下今晚的选手 Let' s meet tonight's contestants.
首先是我们的擂主 Starting with our returning champion...
又来了 Yeah, there you go.
罗恩·希科克 来自... ...Ron Heacock from...
抱歉 来自俄亥俄州 Excuse me! From Ohio.
你还好吧 泰瑞 You okay, Terry?
我刚在后台吃了几块饼干 Yes. I just ate some crackers backstage.
一定是饼干渣呛到气管了 Must' ve gotten some crumbs down the wrong pipe.
确实是现场直播 That' s live television for you.
这就好 我很担心你 泰瑞 你太拼了 Good. 'Cause I worry about you, Terry. You work so hard.
你应该把领结松松 然后休个假 You should loosen up that bow tie. Take a vacation.
- 真不错 - 什么不错 他不是什么好鸟 - Aww. - Don't "Aww" Him. He's a jerk.
但他看着很好啊 很有风度 But he seems so nice. And he's so smiley.
才不是呢 都是演的 He's not. It's an act.
他只是在学泰瑞 He's trying to be like Terry.
看他的手都冒光了 And look at how shiny his hands are.
那是抹的化妆品 He puts makeup on his hands.
手不好看抹化妆品正常啊 Some people have ugly hands.
...从遥远的肯塔基州而来 ...all the way from Kentucky,
玛格丽特 冒昧请问下 Margret, I have to ask you,
你是骑马来的吗 did you ride your horse to the studio?
肯塔基州以赛马 马术和纯种马闻名
欢迎 Welcome.
快速抢答
答题现在开始 And your time starts now.
- 196的平方根是多少 - 十四 - What is the square root of 196? - Fourteen.
- 罗恩 正确- 十四 - Ron? Correct. - Fourteen.
- 章鱼有几颗心脏 - 三颗 - How many hearts does an octopus have? - Three.
- 罗恩 正确 - 是三颗 - Ron? Correct. - Three.
- 什么 - 从番红花中提取出的 - What? - What spice is derived
香料叫什么 from Crocus sativus?
藏红花 Saffron.
我知道都被我抢答了 但确实是藏红花 I feel like an answer hog. But saffron.
正确 Correct.
- 二氧化碳 - 很棒 - Carbon dioxide. - Very good.
- 新西兰 惠灵顿 - 正确 - Wellington, New Zealand. - Correct.
土星 《我们的美国表亲》 Saturn. Our American Cousin.
等号 The equal sign.
- 哈利·波特 - 霍比特人 - Harry Potter. - The Hobbit.
-正确 - 好的 祝你好运 - Correct. - All right. Bless you.
罗恩 请逐一说出奥林匹斯山十二主神 Ron, please list for us the gods of Mount Olympus.
阿佛洛狄忒 阿波罗 阿瑞斯 阿尔忒弥斯 Aphrodite, Apollo, Ares, Artemis,
雅典娜 德墨忒尔 狄俄尼索斯 赫菲斯托斯 赫... 嘿 Athena, Demeter, Dionysus, Hephaestus, Her... Hey!
你这么厉害怎么不参加呢 Why haven't you gone on that show?
你是不是害怕赢了很多钱 Are you scared that you would win so much money
小命被人惦记上 that people will try and kill you for it?
中彩票的人才会担心那个 You know, that's a thing with lottery winners.
- 不 不是 - 你是不是 - No, it's not... - Are you scared
害怕对那个罗恩的厌恶实际上是被他吸引 that your hatred for that Ron guy is actually a sexual attraction
你不知道怎么面对 that you wouldn't know how to navigate in person?
才不是 No!
只是 我不习惯 在众目睽睽之下 It's just... I'm not... good at...
答题 你懂吗 being looked at, you know?
到了激动人心的"掷硬币"环节 It' s time for the Flip!
- 十 九 八 - 傻死了 - Ten, nine, eight... - Stupid coin.
- 我喜欢这硬币 多大啊 - 七 六 五 - I love the coin. It's so big. - ...seven, six, five,
四 三 二 一 four, three, two, one.
- 秀出来 - 秀出来 - Show it! - Show it!
- 秀出来 - 由选手负责比划 - Show it. - Our contestants will act out the answers
他们的搭档来猜 while their partners guess.
别啊 你干嘛呢 Wait, what are you doing?
你比我猜才有意思呢 The charades thing is the only fun part!
没意思 就是蒙人的 It' s not fun, it' s a cheap gimmick.
他们为了提高收视率 They changed the entire
更改了最后一轮赛制 太蠢了 final round to boost ratings, it's so dumb.
谁喜欢看别人出丑啊 Who wants to watch people embarrass themselves?
我喜欢 I do.
华尔兹 华尔特 Waltz. Waltzer.
天呐 他真跳啊 Oh, my God. He's dancing.
人行道 克瑞特 Sidewalk. Concrete.
Concrete(混凝土)谐音人名克瑞特
华尔特 克瑞特... 华尔特·克朗凯特 Waltzer. Concrete... Walter Cronkite.
华尔特·克朗凯特是谁 Who's Walter Cronkite?
G 狗 G. Dog.
我去上班了 五点下班 把假发收拾好
♪ 好吧 ♪ Okay
♪ 出席派对 这是一场心理战 ♪ Show up to the party it's guerrilla
♪ 纵然机会渺茫 也要及时行乐 ♪ With an itty bitty chance of having a good time
♪ 啜饮玛格丽特酒 恣意妄为 今天是反派 ♪ Sip, sip, sippin' margaritas spillin' like a villain...
跟机器人的家一样 It's like a robot's house.
♪ 最好拿根拖把 ♪ Better whip out the
♪ 清理干净 掩饰我内心 来根烟吐尽坏心情 ♪ swiffer hiding my mind, smoke away depression
- ♪ 看起来像前任啊 ♪ - ♪ 嘿 ♪ - Look like my exes - Hey
♪ 他们亲昵 他们甜蜜 ♪ They good, they tight
♪ 是他们让我... ♪ They pull me under...
我一直想逆天改命 I focus on my destiny all the time.
我想名利双收 左右逢源 为什么啊 I want to be rich and famous, and loved by everybody. Why?
因为我想变强 Because I want to be a
然后为世间造福 你明白吗 powerful force for good in this world, you know?
我只是还没找到对的那条路 I just haven't found, you know, the path to get there yet.
我是说 你知道身为一名亚裔女性 I mean, do you have any idea
在这个国家生存有多难吗 how hard it is to be an Asian woman in this country?
是的 我读过相关文章 Yes, I read an article.
感觉必须一直努力 Like, we have to keep going.
我一直想开一家属于自己的面包店 Like, I've always wanted to open my own bakery, you know?
但是事与愿违 And then life got in the way.
现在我不烤面包了 And now, I never bake anymore,
我觉得人生失去了意义 and I feel so unfulfilled.
你应该掌控自己的人生 You need to change your life.
你很强大 你可以的 You can because you're strong.
您吃完了吗 So, are you done with your plate?
吃完了 Oh, yeah.
送一桌餐怎么就用了二十分钟 Since when does it take you 20 minutes to service one table?
不知怎么聊起来了 We started talking.
你不能就这么坐着混日子 You can't just sit and hang out.
这位女士认可我 卡尔 She believes in me, Carl.
我的天呐 Oh, my God!
谢啦 Thanks!
来啦 我今天过得超有意义 Hi. I had a huge day.
- 你怎么坐在这啊 - 我忘带钥匙了 - Why are you sitting out here? - Oh, I locked myself out.
- 快进去吧 不然... - 安妮 - Well, let's get inside before... - Anne,
这个疯女人是你姐姐吗 is this lunatic your sister?
我解释过了 I told you.
她觉得我有病 吵着要报警 什么 She threatened to call the cops because she thought I was, what?
- 你是说踩点吗 - 说你在踩点呢 - Was it loitering? - You were loitering.
我以为你想谋财害命 在踩点呢 I thought you were loitering with an intent to murder.
我长得像杀人犯吗 Oh, do I look like a murderer?
- 是的 就是 - 你说什么 - Yes. Well, yes, you do. - Oh, really?
我都看见你文胸了 I can see your brassiere.
好了 她的事我非常抱歉 Okay, okay. I'm... I'm sorry about her.
- 我的事 - 我做什么了 - Like... - Sorry about me? What did I do?
- 你怎么... 为什么 - 快闭嘴吧 - Why are you... Why? - Put a sock in it.
是这样 我去喝咖啡 看到一名女服务员 Okay, so, I went to go get coffee and I met this woman.
她当时很不开心 Oh, my God! She was so sad.
我就跟她聊 指引了她 But we got to talking, and I helped her.
我自己也感觉好多了 And helping her made me feel better.
其实就是 我能 看到她的方向 And just like that, I saw it. I saw the path forward.
别动我的东西 Don't move my stuff.
你怎么会有贾斯汀·汀布莱克的公仔呢 Why do you have a bobblehead of Justin Timberlake?
这是泰瑞·麦克提限量版 It's Terry McTeer, and it's limited edition.
贾斯汀·汀布莱克:美国歌手 与饰演泰瑞·麦克提的演员长相相似
是纪念播出三百期的限量版 It' s from the 300th episode!
你知道当初我在网上多费劲才抢到的 Do you know the heated eBay war I had to endure to get that?
可这是贾斯汀·汀布莱克啊 It's Justin Timberlake.
是泰瑞·麦克提 It's Terry McTeer.
好 就像我刚说的 我决定了 Okay, as I was saying, I have decided
我要成为一名... I am going to become...
人生导师 a life coach.
- 就像奥普拉 - 是啊 挺好的 扁面 - You know, like Oprah. - Oh, yeah. Yes. Linguini!
奥普拉:以主持访谈节目奥普拉脱口秀而知名
- 有这么好笑吗 这是天命使然 - 在这了 - What's so funny? This is my destiny. - Oh, there you are.
是啊 你的天命 Yeah, you and your destinies.
先是花样滑冰 再是演员 然后... First, it was figure skating, then it was acting, and then...
你又想当歌坛偶像 And then you wanted to be a music icon.
- 再后是时尚设计 - 对 但这次不一样 - And then it was fashion design. - Yeah, but this is different.
怎么不一样 How?
我会证明的 你信吗 I'll show you, you know what?
你就是我的第一个客户 Because you're gonna be my first project.
我不需要什么人生导师 I don't need a life coach.
真的吗 因为在我看来 Uh, really? Because from what I can tell,
你虽然年龄才二十八岁 you' re like a 28-year-old woman,
但过得却像九十八岁的独居老头 living the life of a 98-year-old widower.
我今年三十三了 I'm 33.
还有 你打比方为什么总用男人 And why am I always a man in your hypotheticals?
用男人显得更衰 Because men are worse.
我觉得我挺好的 Well, I like my life just the way it is.
好了 罗恩 查克选了地理类 Okay, Ron. Chuck has chosen geography.
那就请听题吧 Let's see what we have for you.
- 请说出.. - 你干什么 - Please list for us... - What are you doing?
- 南美洲所有国家的首都名 - 瑜伽 - ...South American capital cities. - Yoga.
布宜诺斯艾利斯 利马 苏克雷 Buenos Aires, Lima, Sucre,
巴西利亚 圣地亚哥 波哥大 基多 加拉加斯 Brasília, Santiago, Bogotá, Quito, Caracas,
- 蒙得维的亚 亚松森 - 加拉加斯 - Montevideo, Asunción. - Caracas...
我法学院毕业 I knew I should have paid more
去南美背包旅行时 attention when I backpacked through South America
就应该多留心这些的 after I graduated law school.
不走运啊 Darn it.
接着来看 查克 该你了 语言类你拿手吗 Let's see, Chuck, it's your turn. How about language?
查克 请说出只有复数形式的名词 Chuck, please list for us nouns that do not have a singular form.
剪刀 衣服 裤子 牛仔裤 Scissors, clothes, pants, jeans,
长裤 短裤 紧身裤 风镜 太阳镜 trousers, shorts, tights, goggles, sunglasses,
镊子 所有物 四角裤 三角裤 tweezers, belongings, boxers, briefs.
- 请说出作为美加两国国界的河 - 好 可以 - North American river borders. - All right, okay.
底特律河 波丘派恩河 皮金河 雷尼河 Detroit, Pine, Pigeon, Rainy.
圣克莱尔河 圣克罗伊河 圣法兰西斯河 Saint Clair, Saint Croix, Saint Francis,
圣劳伦斯河 圣玛丽斯河 Saint Lawrence, Saint Mary's.
细胞核 核仁 线粒体 高尔基复合体 细胞膜 Nucleus, nucleolus, mitochondria, Golgi complex, cell membrane,
核膜 细胞骨架 nuclear envelope, cytoskeleton.
你看了吗 我看完第一感觉是"这还是她吗" Did you see it? I was like, "Don't we work with that girl?"
噢 天呐 就是她 And I was like, "Oh, my God. Yes, I do."
然后 天呐 And then I was... Oh, my God!
- 嘿 猜谜女士来了 - 什么 - Hey, it's the Quiz Lady. - What?
感觉你说唱呢 西班牙 虎鲸 八边形 You were like, "Spain. Killer whale. Octagon."
- 你们在说什么 - 拜托 - So, what are you talking about? - Hello!
你登上红迪网首页了 你的视频 You're on the front page of Reddit. Your video.
郊区 房屋 周边环境 ...outskirts, premises, surroundings.
女子在死狗旁答爆问答题库 怪老头答对所有快速抢答题
为什么说猜谜女士反映了美国的问题
讨厌猜谜女士是种族歧视 但喜欢她更是种族歧视
噢 不 Oh, no.
猜谜女士 Oh, Quiz Lady.
天呐 Oh, my God.
- 溶酶体 核糖体 细胞核 - 噢 不 - ...lysosomes, ribosomes, nucleus... - Oh, no.
哟 怎么样 家人们 如我所说 猜谜女士 Yo, what up fam? As promised, The Quiz Lady.
那个视频实在太有趣了 Yo, that video was so funny,dude.
我手机都掉进厕所了 I dropped my phone in the toilet.
别担心 只是小便 Don't worry, just pee.
可以麻烦你给我的关注者们快速打个招呼吗 Can you give me, like, a quick "Wassup" To my followers?
不 我需要休息一下 No! I need a minute.
- 嗨 你看推特了吗 - 怎么会变成这样 - Hi, have you seen Twitter? - How did this happen?
你爆火了 You are viral!
我昨天晚上上传的 I posted it last night,
等我今天早上起来一看已经火遍大街小巷了 and then when I woke up this morning it was everywhere.
自从那次埃隆·马斯克冲我大吼以后 I mean, I have a ton of
我有了一堆的粉丝 followers from that time Elon Musk yelled at me.
- 但是... - 删掉 给我立刻删掉 - But... - Delete... Delete it right now.
等等 这种热度就是花钱都买不到 听好了 Wait! You cannot buy this hype. Get this, get this!
- 制片人... - 我得挂了 - Okay, the producers... - I have to go.
- 我还在等着 - 她总是这个样子 - I'm still here. - She always does this.
她总是我行我素 从来不去想 She just floats through life without ever thinking
她的行为会给别人带来什么影响 about how her actions affect other people.
你知道吗 在我们小时候 Did you know that when
我们去过一次亨氏番茄酱博物馆 were kids we went to the Heinz Ketchup Museum,
爸爸带我们去的 而她当时十分气愤 our father brought us there, and she was furious
因为她想要看《警察故事三》 'cause she wanted to watch Supercop 3,
她刚搞到那部片的DVD and she'd just gotten it on DVD.
结果 她打翻了整个展示架的番茄酱 And, so, she knocks over an entire display of ketchup
最终我们被博物馆的保安 and we get thrown out onto the street
给扔到了大街上 by a Heinz ketchup security guard.
而当时我真的很想学习了解番茄酱 And I really wanted to learn about ketchup.
我想要有那样的经历 I wanted to have that experience.
但我没能获得那样的经历 现在 看看我 I didn't get to have that experience. Now, look at me now.
但那只是些番茄罢了 I think it's just tomatoes, though.
- 你知道的 加点糖和调味料 - 我的天呐 - You know, with sugar and spices. - Oh, my God.
他们想要我上本地新闻 They want me to be on local news.
- 很好啊 - 我不想要成为新闻 - Dope! - I don't want to be news.
我死都想上新闻 I would kill to be local news.
内部审计 Internal auditing.
猜谜女士 我是你的超级粉丝 我叫杰拉德 Quiz Lady! I'm a huge fan. My name's Gerald.
我就是你们称作性食同类的人 I'm what you might call a sexual cannibal.
就是你想到的那个意思 介意一起吃午饭吗 It is what you think it is, and do you wanna get lunch?
网上查得到我工作的地方 The internet knows where I work.
尼亚加拉河 底特律河 派恩河 底特律河 Niagara, Detroit, Pine, Detroit...
- 嘿 别说傻话 - 对不起 做不到 - Hey, say something smart. - Sorry. I can't.
拜托 Come on!
阎安妮 Anne Yum.
我不是有意吓你的 I didn't mean to startle you.
我是你妈妈的朋友 你知道她现在在哪吗 I'm a friend of your mom's. Do you know where she is?
不知道 抱歉 No, sorry.
你确定吗 因为我真的想要找到她 You sure? 'Cause I'd really like to find her.
她欠了我一些钱 She owes me some money.
她说她戒赌了 She... She said she quit.
除了偶尔玩玩老虎机 她欠你多少钱 Aside from occasional penny slots. How much does she owe?
- 八万 - 八万 - Eighty grand. - Eighty grand?
想象一下我有多惊喜 And imagine my pleasant surprise
当我发现她那留着傻乎乎小刘海的女儿出名了 when her daughter with the goofy little bangs became famous.
让我少了很多麻烦找到你 Saved me all the trouble of tracking you down.
所以 她在哪 So, where is she?
你真的想要去保护她吗 Do you really want to protect her?
你甚至很可能根本不喜欢她 You probably don't even like her.
换做是我就不喜欢 I know I don't.
拜托 别犯傻 Come on, don't be stupid.
告诉我她在哪 Tell me where she is.
澳门 Macao.
- 澳门 - 我帮不了你 - Macao. - I can't help you.
你当然可以了 你可以替她还债 Of course, you can. You can cover her debt.
我没有八万美元 I don't have 80,000 dollars.
我也没有 这就是问题所在 Neither do I, and that's the problem.
等你有了 打给我 Call me when you have it...
我就把你的狗还给你 and you'll get your dog back.
我的狗 My dog?
- 我的狗在哪 - 你只有两周的时间 - My dog? - You have two weeks.
超过的话 你就永远别想见到你的狗了 After that, you'll never see him again.
我们去吃羊角甜甜圈 Let's go grab some cronuts.
好极了 我们会去的 谢谢 Amazing! We'll be there, thank you.
扁面 Linguini!
- 安妮 怎么了 - 扁面 - Annie, what's going on? - Linguini!
现在居然还有人叫肯 Who's even named Ken anymore?
这全都是你的错 This is all your fault.
他能找到我多亏了你那该死的视频 He found me because of your stupid video.
- 你在打给他吗 - 我在打给妈妈 - Are you calling him? - I'm calling Mom.
不会有用的 It's not gonna do anything.
珍妮 Jenny?
你给我们留下了八万美元的债务 You left us with an 80,000 dollars debt?
没事的 我在澳门呢 It's okay, I'm in Macao.
杰夫 给我再来一杯麦泰 Jeff, get me another Mai Tai!
你知道什么呀 这不好 一点也不好 Okay, you know what? It's not okay. None of this is okay.
你的债主威胁安妮 还绑架了我的狗 Your bookie threatened Annie and kidnapped my dog.
它不是你的狗 He's not your dog.
不亏啊 Not a bad deal.
- 那条狗都那么老了 - 那不是重点 - That dog's so old. - That's not the point!
那你指望我去做什么 我在澳门啊 What do you expect me to do about it? I'm in Macao!
你得解决这事 我们可付不起这么多钱 You need to fix it. We can't afford to pay them off!
好吧 都来澳门吧 Fine! Come to Macao.
杰夫租了一间公寓 不过可不能白住噢 Jeff rented a condo. But no free rides.
我们不想要去住你那个什么狗屁公寓 We don't wanna live in your goddamn condo.
别说脏话 谁教的这些 Don't swear. Aiya, who raised you?
没人 Nobody!
早说了 Told you.
噢 天呐 Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
什么 怎么了 他们来这里了吗 What? What? Are they here?
安妮 安妮 安妮 这一切都有联系 Annie, Annie, Annie! This is all connected.
这是多宇宙的协同作用 This is synergy from the universe.
天呐 我想我能证明这一切 Oh, my God. I think I might have manifested this.
你都在说什么狗屁 I hate all the words you just used.
天呐 这就是你赚钱的方法 Oh, my God. This is how you're gonna make the money.
问答节目组刚有人打过来 Okay, someone from the Quiz just called.
他们看到了你的影片 They saw your video.
什么 不 这也太尴尬了 What? No! No! That is so embarrassing.
不不不 他们很喜欢那录像 No, no, no, no. No, see, they loved it,
而他们现在正在选拔 and they're in the middle of a casting round,
而他们想要 听好了 and they want... No, come on.
他们想要你去参加线下区域竞选 They want you to come to the in-person regional auditions
就在这个周末 就在费城 this weekend. Where? In Philadelphia!
- 不 这不可能 - 我的天呐 为什么不行 - No, that's not happening. - Oh, my God. Why not?
你可以轻松赢得八万美元 I mean, you could win 80,000 dollars just like that.
你每一题都能答对 I mean, you got every question right.
我没办法直播 那是在数百万人 I can't play on live TV in front of millions of people.
还有泰瑞·麦克提面前去答题 In front of Terry-freakin' McTeer.
我做不到 我不行 这事一定还有别的办法 I can't, I can't. There has to be another way.
你可以去卖卵子 You could sell your eggs.
反正你也用不上 I mean, it's not like you're using them.
- 我才不要去卖卵子 - 好吧 - I'm not gonna sell my eggs. - Okay!
好吧 我不会让妈妈的破事儿毁掉你的生活 Well, I am not gonna let Mom's bullshit ruin your life.
太迟了 Too late.
我去汽车网上查了 So, I looked on CarMax,
我的车应该能快速变现两万块左右 and it said I could easily sell my car for around 20,000...
你好啊 报童又没送到门廊那边 Hi. The paperboy missed the porch again,
差了一大截 but by a mile.
那混蛋又直接丢在了车道上 I mean, he threw it in the driveway, the jerk.
他肯定是又嗑药嗑嗨了 I'm pretty sure he's vaping drugs again.
腰弯那么低的话 Bending over that far,
对我这种半只脚入土的老人来说实在太危险了 it' s actually dangerous for an almost ghost like me.
你可以帮帮忙吗 Could you help?
噢 对了 我可以借用一下你的手机吗 Oh, say, uh, can I borrow your phone a sec?
我想看下股市的情况 I just want to check on my stocks.
还好吗 你看起来很奇怪 Is everything all right? You seem weird.
你什么意思 我很好啊 What do you mean? I' m fine.
你什么时候开始投资的 Since when do you invest?
这不关你的事吧 What's it to you?
别害怕 是我 Don' t be scared! It' s me!
什么 珍妮 别又来了 What? What the... Jenny, not again!
别担心 我们会把你的狗救回来的 Don't worry! We're getting your dog back!
嘿 Hey!
- 你在说什么 - 我要带你去费城 - What are you doing? - I' m taking you to Philadelphia!
- 好让你上节目 - 珍妮 - So, you can get on the show! - Jenny!
好了 Okay!
我的一百块呢 Where's my 100 bucks?
抱歉 我身上没有现金 Thanks. Um, sorry, I don't have any cash on me.
嘿 你怎么可以这样对我 Hey! How could you do this to me
我刚被真正的"同"恐吓过 when I was just threatened by a genuine Tong?
所以我才喊了"别害怕 是我" That' s why I yelled, "Don't be scared. It' s me!”
- 珍妮 - 什么是"同" - Jenny! - What is a Tong?
亚裔黑帮 多读点书 Asian gangsters. You know, read a book.
- 珍妮 - 真是谢谢了 - Jenny! - Thank you very much.
珍妮 让我出去 法兰辛 法兰辛 拜托了 Jenny, let me out of here. Francine! Francine, please!
骗子 Grifter!
珍妮 让我出去 我会报警的 Jenny! Let me out! I will call the FBI!
- 冷静点 - 你叫我冷静点 - Settle down! - You want me to settle down?
- 你绑架了我 - 别那么大惊小怪 - You kidnapped me! - Oh, don' t be so dramatic!
- 珍妮 珍妮 - 我放了很多零食 - Jenny, Jenny... - I put a bunch of, like, snacks
还有枕头在里面 你就坐好 放轻松 and pillows in there, so just sit back, relax.
- 享受旅程 - 珍妮 珍妮 - Enjoy the ride. - Jenny, Jenny.
♪ 我很惊讶 我是我自己最大的敌人 ♪ Surprise to me I am my own worst enemy...
♪ 有时我会极度自责 ♪ ...Every now and then I kick the living shit out of me...
天呐 Oh, my God!
- 珍妮 - 你在做什么 - Jenny! - What are you doing?
- 靠边停 - 绝不 - Pull over. - Never!
停下 Ow, ow, ow, ow! Stop!
- 回到后备箱去 - 小心 危险 当心啊 - Get back in the trunk! - Look out! It' s dangerous! Look out!
- 我的天呐 - 简直... - Oh, God! Oh, God! - What the...
回去学学怎么开车 Learn how to drive!
种族歧视啊你 Racist!
嗨 Oh, hi!
- 太疯狂了 - 珍妮 - That was crazy! - Jenny!
- 干什么 - 把钥匙给我 - What? - Give me the keys!
- 不 - 什么 - No! - What?
- 快点 - 不要 不要 - Come on! - No! No. No, no, no.
你现在想跑了 You wanna run now?
我比你快 我以前跑田径的 I would outrun you! I ran track!
- 什么 你才没有过呢 - 我报名了 - What? You didn' t run track! - I signed up for it!
- 才不要去... - 不 不 不 不 不 - Not going to... - No, no, no, no, no, no!
不 不 不 不 No, no, no, no!
以为我跑不过你吗 Thought I couldn't outrun you.
- 你到底在... - 停下 停下 - What are you... - Stop it! Stop! Stop!
♪ 这工作快要把我累死了 ♪ ...The work be killin' me dead, stuntin'
♪ 累死我 累死我 累死我 累死我 ♪ Killin' me, killin' me, killin' me...
珍妮 Jen!
你必须得去费城 You are going to Philadelphia!
什么 What?
我没时间搞这些了 扁面现在很危险 I don't have time for this, Linguini is in danger.
那个蠢透了的节目 That stupid show is the only way
是我们唯一能把他救回来的办法 we're gonna get him back.
丘吉士餐厅的那些钱呢 What about the Choochie' s money?
根本就没有什么丘吉士餐厅的钱 There' s no Choochie' s money.
当然了 当然了 Of course. Of course.
我怎么会觉得你能帮上忙 Why would I ever think that you could help?
听着 Look...
问答节目是我们最好也最快能搞到钱的办法 the Quiz is the best and fastest option for us to get the money.
除非你愿意卖卵子 So, unless you want to sell your eggs,
否则我们得赶去费城 we need to get to Philadelphia.
- 好吧 但是我来开车 - 好的 - Fine. But I'm driving. - Okay.
把假发还给我 Give me back my hair.
欢迎来到费城 Come to Philly.
我们比纽约更好 We' re better than New York.
我总是忘记这个城市多么漂亮 I always forget how beautiful this city is.
你能帮我看下通知吗 Can you check that?
怎么了 什么东西 What? What is it?
什么... What the...
他想对我们的狗做什么 What' s he gonna do to our dog?
他应该不会伤害它的 对吧 He isn' t gonna hurt him, right?
不会的 No!
没事 他不会伤害狗狗的 我们去酒店吧 No. It's okay. Let's just get to the hotel.
好吧 Yeah.
- 酒店在哪 - 我不知道 我正在找 - What's the address? - I don't know, I' m still looking for one.
你还没有定酒店吗 You haven't booked one yet?
对不起 我忙着帮你把后备箱弄得更舒适 Sorry. I was too busy making the trunk comfortable for you.
再说了 找酒店有什么难的 Besides, how hard is it gonna be to find one?
我怎么知道这周 How was I supposed to know
有个医疗会议 there was a pharmaceutical convention this week?
两位女士 早上好 Good morrow, ladies.
欢迎光临本·富兰克林温泉旅馆 Welcome to the Ben Franklin Inn & Spa.
你们想尝尝新鲜出炉的玉米烤饼吗 May I interest you in some
这可是早上由可爱的... johnnycakes made fresh this morning by my lovely...
我亲自做的 self?
别碰 Um, don' t touch that.
我们有预定 We have a reservation.
预定人是阎安妮 It' s under Anne Yum.
对 我昨天从那台神奇的机器 Ah! Yes. I heard your
听过你们的声音 voice on that marvelous machine right there,
我听说那台机器叫做电话 that I have heard is called the telephone,
但我不太会用电话 but I am unfamiliar with it.
请给我身份证和信用卡 Identification and credit card, please.
你不知道电话是什么 但你知道信用卡 You don't know what a phone is, but you know about credit cards?
信用卡这个概念很好懂 The concept of a credit card is an easy one to grasp.
我知道信用是什么 I know what credit is,
我敢说我也很熟悉卡片 and I can assure you I'm familiar with cards.
但是那台能说话的机器是在我那个时代之后才发明出来的 But that talking machine was invented after my time.
哦 那是什么声音 Oh, what is that sound?
是鸟儿在叽叽喳喳吗 ' Tis a chirping bird?
喂 这里是本·富兰克林旅馆 请稍等一下 Ben Franklin Inn, please hold.
所以 你是本·富兰克林 Uh, so, are you supposed to be Ben Franklin?
如果本·富兰克林还活着 Because if Ben Franklin had just been alive this whole time,
他肯定知道电话是什么 he would know what phones are.
我的意思是 他非常聪明 I mean, he was really smart.
非常感谢你说我很聪明 Well, that is very kind of you to say that I am smart.
但是 如果你不知道电话 那么 Yeah, but if you don't know about phones, then what?
你只是本·富兰克林的鬼魂 You're just like a ghost of Ben Franklin,
意识还被困在十七世纪初 who' s somehow stuck in the 1600s?
- 十八世纪初 - 如果你被困在了过去 - 1700s. - And if you are stuck in the past,
那你的旅馆不可能有现代的东西 但是这里有 then your inn should not have all this modern stuff. But it does.
这太不合理了 所以 到底怎么回事 I mean, it makes no sense. So, which is it?
你到底是谁 What are you?
我是... 本·富兰克林 I... am Ben Franklin.
那你为什么没有乔治·华盛顿一样的木牙齿呢 Then why don't you have wooden teeth like George Washington?
- 珍妮 - 还有... 你的额头 - Jenny. - And... lifting.
- 你可以当他只是叫做本·富兰克林吗 - Can you just let him be Ben Franklin?
- 我们家里人的额头都容易生皱纹 - In my family, we have wrinkly foreheads.
先生 我只是想告诉你 你做得很好 I just want to let you know, sir, that you're doing a great job.
- 谢谢你 - 很好 - Thank you. - Good.
好吧 他在用电脑 太不十七世纪了 Well, he's using a computer. How very 17th century.
- 十八世纪 - 什么 - Eighteenth century. - What?
虽然你们在美丽的美国首都 Even though your time is limited
待的时间不长 in our wonderful capital of the United States of America,
我就是知道这些 which is how I know it.
我 本·富兰克林 知道这些 I, Ben Franklin, know it.
不过如果你们需要帮助 可以随时拨打电话 If you need any help, don't hesitate to call.
- 用电话 - 是的 用电话 - On the phone? - Yes. On the phone.
未来是最好的礼物 Future' s greatest gift.
蒂娜 Tina!
你能带客人去她们的房间吗 Would you please show our guests to their chambers?
等会再折腾你的帽子 Please take more time putting your hat on.
你们慢慢来 蒂娜是来兼职的 Just take your time. Tina from the temp agency.
欢迎来到贝琪·罗斯套房 Welcome to the Betsy Ross suite.
你可以帮我扔掉它吗 谢谢你 Oh, can you take this? Thank you.
很好 可爱的房间 Right. Cute.
珍妮 我们长大了 不能一张床睡觉了 Jenny, we' re too old to share a bed.
我可不同意 本·富兰克林 Speak for yourself, Ben Franklin.
三十岁是新的二十岁的开始 The thirties are the new twenties.
你什么时候三十多岁了 Since when are you in your thirties?
我刚才出了道猜猜我年龄的题 Oh, since I did a guess-my-age filter
答案是三十... and it said thirty...
九 nine.
这地方一点都不好 我们去找个正经酒店 You know, this place sucks. Let's go to a real hotel.
一定还会有以防万一而保留的空房间 They have to have rooms they keep open just in case.
我来让他们给我们留个房间 I'll get them to give us one.
你想怎么做 How?
我很擅长问别人要东西 Oh, I am amazing at getting stuff.
我会变得情绪激动 说很多话 扰乱他们 I get really emotional and talk a lot, so they get confused,
然后他们就会想办法让我停下来 and then they're willing to do whatever they can to make it stop.
看 只要一秒钟 就像这样 See, just one second. Like this.
请帮帮我 天呐 Please! Oh, my God!
我知道你们只提供早餐 I know you' re only serving the breakfast menu,
但我的丈夫想吃薯条 but my husband needs fries!
他患有一种罕见的肾病 He has a rare kidney condition,
如果没有盐 他就会死 and if he doesn' t get salt, he' ll die!
我还年轻 不想当寡妇 我才三十九 I' m too young to be a widow! I' m only 39.
看 每次都可以 See? Works every time.
你公开羞辱自己 You would publicly humiliate
就为了在早餐吃薯条 yourself just to eat fries at breakfast?
这哪里算羞辱 How is that humiliating?
- 天呐 - 怎么了 - Oh! - What?
这里没有电视 我看不成问答节目了 There's no TV. I can't watch the Quiz.
等下 安妮 你要去哪里 Wait. Annie, where are you going? Annie!
但是 你确定是现在 这么紧急吗 Yeah, but right now? I mean, is it such an emergency?
我不能错过 四岁起我每天晚上都会看 I can't miss it. I've watched it every day since I was four.
等等 你一天都没错过吗 Wait. You' ve never skipped a night?
和泰瑞一样 没有什么能阻挡他 Neither has Terry. Nothing stops him.
骨折都不可以 Not whiplash.
第一个问题 有个地方... Somewhere... Get the first question.
- ...一个国家... - 发生过地震 - ...country that... - An earthquake.
... 毗邻瑞士 ...borders Switzerland.
- 一大群蜜蜂也不能阻挡 - 答案就是 蛋头先生 - A swarm of bees. - The answer is Mr. Potato Head.
甚至是兄弟会也不可以 Not even Frat Week!
...是双子城之一 ...which is, uh, one of the Twin Cities.
安妮 不如去... Annie, what about, um...
- 快点 可能都开始了 - 天呐 你确定去这... - Hurry. It's probably starting! - Jeez! Uh, are you...?
先生 您好 Excuse me? Sir...
- 再试一下 - 您好 - Try again. - Excuse me.
喂 您能换到问答频道吗 Hey! Would you mind changing the channel to the Quiz?
天呐 是猜谜女士 Holy shit. It's the Quiz Lady.
我不是 我想你认错人了 我们都是亚裔 Oh, no. I think you have me confused for another Asian lady.
那为什么她让我换到问答频道 Then why'd she ask to change the channel to the Quiz?
换台 我看看她是不是无所不知 Put it on. I wanna see if she know all that stuff.
- 因为视频可能是伪造的 - 伪造的 - 'Cause that video could have been fake. - Fake?
好 我赌一百美元 她能回答出来所有的问题 Yeah, right. Like, 100 bucks says she gets them all right.
好啊 那我不看球赛了 Ooh! All right. Not like I care about this game.
达瑞尔 闭上你的嘴 费城队正上场呢 Darryl, shut your hole. Phils are at bat.
- 喂 喂 大家过来 - 你要干什么 - Whoa! Whoa! - What are you doing?
赚点钱 Making some money.
- 嘿 各位晚上好 - 别碍着我看比赛 - Hey, everybody! - I'm trying to watch the game!
猜谜女士就在这里 她现在要准备答题 The Quiz Lady's here. And she wants to play some Quiz.
赌几百元她能全部答对题 Hundred bucks says she gets them all right.
只需要一台电视 你们觉得可以吗 All we need is one TV. What do you say?
你快下来 Get down!
问答 问答 问答 问答 Quiz! Quiz! Quiz! Quiz!
珍妮 别闹了 Jenny! Stop chanting!
闹腾总是有用的 问答 问答 Chanting always works. Quiz! Quiz!
问答 问答 问答 Quiz! Quiz! Quiz!
我听到你们的呼声了 I see you.
- 问答 问答 问答 - 这些人 - Quiz! Quiz! - Stop! These are people
疯起来连警察都打 who punch police horses when they' re happy!
嘿 这可是偏见 好吗 Hey, that' s a stereotype,
这种事只发生过两次 okay? That happened two separate occasions.
- 好 好 - 快下来 - Okay! Okay. - Come on!
等我看到电视上泰瑞·麦克提的脸时我再下来 I' m not sitting down until I see Terry McTeer' s face on this TV.
我才不管你们扔什么... I don't care what you throw...
电视没砸坏吧 Is the TV okay?
有个好心人送了我们 It was nice of that guy to drive us.
费城队的粉丝们名声不好 You know, Phillies fans get a bad rap,
但其实大多还是好人 but deep down they' re nice.
有时候刻板印象是错误的 Sometimes stereotypes are wrong.
刻板印象一直都是错误的 They're always wrong.
说来好笑 我之前读到过 It's funny, the word "stereotype" has a fascinating etymology
"刻板印象"这个词的词源很有趣 天呐 that I was reading about earlier... Good Lord!
你现在怎么没感觉疼呢 How are you not in a massive amount of pain right now?
这种事情经常发生 Oh, this happens all the time.
从我试图抓住棒球职赛中 Ever since I tried to
飞向我的球的时候 catch a foul ball at that World Series game.
那时我还在和萨米谈恋爱 When I was dating Sammy.
怎么说呢 骨头凸出来的时候很痛 Anyway, it hurts when it pops out,
之后又缩回去了 总的来说 不太严重 and when it goes back in, but in between, it' s not that bad.
已经不仅仅是脱臼了 肯定骨折了 That is not just dislocated. That is definitely broken.
不不不 肯定不是 我跟你打赌 Oh, no, it's not. I bet you,
我可以自己按回去 I could pop it back in myself.
- 别 - 好吧 但是现在 它.. - No. - Okay, but now, it' s gonna...
- 天呐 - 珍妮 - Okay. God! - Jenny.
天呐 你听见了吗 实际上 God! Did you hear that? That was actually...
- 骨头都裂开了 - 一点点啦 - That was a crack! - A little bit.
- 不 我听不了 - 我再试一下 等等 - No, I can't. - I' m gonna try it again. Wait.
我不行 那都是很久之前了 I can' t. It goes so far back!
- 真的吗 但是... - 很久之前了 - Really? But it's... - It goes so far back.
- 这让你感到恶心吗 - 我都要吐了 - Does that gross you out? - I' m gonna throw up!
- 珍妮 - 好吧 我不玩了 - Jenny! - Okay. Okay.
- 你能把冰袋敷在上面吗 - 好 好 - Can you put the ice pack on it... - Okay. Okay.
盖住它 我就看不到了 ...to cover it, so I don' t have to look at it?
因为你害怕我的手腕 'Cause you' re scared of my wrist.
真的 没有多疼 Really, it doesn' t hurt that much.
真可惜 我的金表哥不在这里 Too bad cousin Jin isn't here.
没办法帮你治好 Fix that up for you.
"金表哥是最好的..." "Jin is the best..."
"他是世界上最好的外科医生" "He's the best surgeon in the world."
你还记得那年夏天在加州 Do you remember that summer in California?
他痴迷于滑板 He was so into skateboarding
- 但他滑得很烂 - 是啊 - but he was terrible at it. - Oh, yeah.
- 那是最好的夏天 - 真的吗 - Oh, that was the best summer. - Right?
天呐 我们那时候在高速上... Oh, my God, when we hit the freeway...
我知道我找到了我的命中注定之地 Oh, I knew I found my destiny...
伯班克 Burbank.
♪ 这不是玩笑 我要给世界买一只烟 ♪ It ain't no joke I'd like to buy the world a toke
♪ 教会这个世界... ♪ And teach the world...
感觉一切皆有可能 Everything just felt so possible.
世界大而美好 每个人都相处融洽 The world was big and bright, and everyone was getting along.
没有人冲我大叫 让我把音乐声调小 No one was yelling at me to turn down my music
或者让我找工作 or get a job.
第一次 我有了归属感 For the first time, I felt like I belonged.
但是他们讨厌我们 再也没有邀请我们回去 Too bad they hated us and never invited us back.
是啊 Yeah.
我也讨厌围着他们转 I always hated being around them.
他们很吓人 They were so intimidating.
我们每次和他们待在一起时 我都很紧张 When we went to go stay with them, I was so nervous...
在那儿待的一个月里 我都没拉过屎 that I didn't shit for, like, the whole month we were there.
有一天晚上 我被一阵咕嘟咕嘟的声音吵醒 So, one night, I woke up with just...
你知道我说的什么 the gurgles. You know what I mean? And...
我害怕他们会 I was so scared that maybe they would,
会听到 也害怕我把厕所上堵了 like, hear it or that I' d clog the toilet
或发生了什么事情 or, like, something would happen.
所以 我跑到后花园 So, I went out in the backyard...
挖了个坑 and I dug a little hole...
拉在了那里 and I shit in there.
我在那屋子里格格不入 That's how unwelcome I felt in that house.
我从来没告诉过别人 I never told anyone about that.
他们太过分了 It was all too much.
他们视我们为垃圾 The way that they would look at us like we were... trash.
不是 他们需要帮忙 No, they... They wanted to help,
才让我们留在了那里 that's why they let us stay there.
他们甚至都没有提起过爸爸 They didn' t even talk about Dad.
他们羞于承认他的死因 They were so embarrassed about how he died.
离婚 破产... Divorced, broke...
因为想模仿《泰坦尼克号》中"世界之王"的角色 falling off a singles' cruise because he was trying to do
而从单身游轮上摔下来 the"king of the world" thing from Titanic.
葬身在加勒比海域 就像个...悲哀的失败者 Drowning in the Caribbean. Like a... sad loser.
别这么说 他不是一个失败者 他只是... Don' t say that. He wasn't a loser. He was...
阎珍妮 Jennifer Yum.
好消息 Well, good news.
看起来似乎没有骨折 Doesn't seem to be broken.
只是错位了 Just dislocated.
我只要这样... I can just go ahead and...
哇 我就跟你说吧 Oh, wow! I told you.
我该怎么报答你治好了我的手腕 How can I ever thank you for saving my wrist?
这没什么的 Oh, it's quite all right.
要不 等下请你喝一杯 Maybe, like, a drink later?
我结婚了 并且我是同性恋 Well, I'm married. And gay.
没必要找两个理由来拒绝我吧 Why' d you have to say two reasons?
- 天呐 - 什么 怎么了 - Oh, my God. - What? What... What' s wrong?
肯 他给我发了一个视频 Ken. He sent me a video.
给我 我来看 Give it to me. I' ll look at it.
扁面先生在这里过得越来越舒适了 Mr. Linguini's getting nice and comfortable over here.
你越晚还我钱 他和我呆得就越开心 The longer you take to pay me back, the happier he is with me.
我们现在已经给他起新名字叫波奇了 We' re calling him Porky now.
对不对呀 波奇先生 Isn' t that right, Mr. Porky?
想吃点和牛吗 Want some wagyu?
"那我就不客气了" "Don' t mind if I do."
他要是会说话 应该就是这个声音吧 That' s how I picture him sounding if he could talk.
你们时间紧迫 You' re running out of time.
他打算这么做让扁面永远都不想走 He' s gonna make it so Linguini never wants to leave.
他还挺聪明的 是贬义的聪明 Oh, that' s kinda brilliant. Uh, in a bad way.
是贬义的... 嘿 In a bad... Hey.
嘿 一切都会好起来的 Hey, hey, hey! It's gonna be okay.
- 扁面 - 我们会把他带回来的 我保证 - Linguini. - We are gonna get him back, I promise.
别再看你的手机了 Don' t look at your phone.
你有电脑吗 Do you have a laptop or something?
因为没有声音我睡不着 'Cause I can't sleep without noise.
有的 在那个蓝色的包里 Yeah, in that blue bag.
哇哦 Ah, whoo! Pop!
你什么时候搞的这老古董电脑 一九七零年产的吗 When did you get this? 1970?
查德给我的 Chad gave it to me.
他在中情局工作 所以你就知道这电脑有多牛了 He was with the CIA, so you know it' s powerful.
- 查德是谁 - 你记得他的 - Who is Chad? - Oh, you remember Chad.
你记忆力不是很好吗 I mean, aren' t you supposed to have a great memory?
是啊 对有意义的事情我记忆力很好 Yeah, for things of note.
我就记得你所有的约会对象 Oh, well. I remember everyone you've ever dated
我记得那个皮肤超级苍白的奇怪小男孩 since it was just that one weird kid who was so pale
他简直都要透明了 he was practically see-through.
弗朗索瓦兹才不是透明的 Francoise was not see-through.
行吧 但他就像有人用保鲜膜 Yeah, well. It was like someone
包了一具骨架一样 Saran-wrapped a skeleton.
- 要用可熠小粉棒吗 - 不要 - Ooh, Kahi Bounce Balm? - No.
你确定吗？这是韩国产的 Are you sure? It' s Korean.
还有 我和弗朗索瓦兹当时没有在谈恋爱 我们只是朋友 And also, Francoise and I weren' t dating, we were just friends.
他那么白是因为他对阳光过敏 It wasn' t his fault that he was allergic to the sun.
- 你在干什么 - 我需要私人空间 - What are you doing? - I want space.
行 但我需要用两个枕头睡觉 Ah, okay. Well, I sleep with two pillows.
非常感谢 是的 我需要两个 Thank you very much. Yes,I do.
你睡觉用两个枕头 Do you sleep with two pillows?
那你可以在地板上睡 Because you can sleep with two pillows on the floor.
不好意思 我可是受伤了 我才不睡地板 I' m sorry, I' m injured, I'm not sleeping on the floor.
我也不睡地板 I'm not sleeping on the floor,either.
那你去椅子上睡 Then sleep on the chair.
我不想坐着睡觉 I don't wanna sleep in a sitting position.
我的天呐 这有什么的 Oh, my God. What is the big deal?
我们以前总是一起睡觉的 We used to sleep together all the time.
是啊 二十年前吧 你走之前 Yeah, 20 years ago, before you left.
行吧 那就隔一个枕头墙吧 Fine, pillow wall.
不是我说 你这可不是一半 All right, you know what? This is not half, by the way.
就是 Yes, it is.
我知道你想到明天就很紧张 I know you're really nervous about tomorrow.
但是你心中肯定也有一点激动的吧 But is there at least a small part of you that's excited?
或许吧 Maybe.
有一点点 A little bit.
你会表现得很棒的 You are gonna be great.
我不敢相信我在读什么 I can' t believe what I' m reading.
你们三个都是图书管理员吗 Are all three of you librarians?
扁面 Linguini?
扁面 扁面 快过来 Linguini! Linguini, come here!
- 扁面 - 扁面 - Linguini! - Linguini!
安妮 Annie.
安妮 醒醒 Annie, wake up.
今天要去选拔了 It' s audition day.
好冷啊 It' s so cold.
这上面说 It says,
《问答不能停》选拔 自由会议室
"到自由会议室报道" "Report to the Liberty Conference Room."
天呐 这个城市真的是 对自由有什么执念吗 Jesus, this city is, like, obsessed with freedom.
安妮 安妮 安妮 安妮 好的 Annie. Annie. Annie. Annie. Okay.
看着我 你感觉怎么样 Okay. Look at me. How are you feeling? How are you feeling?
感觉不好 Bad.
- 好的 - 我不行 - Okay. - I can't do this.
- 你可以的 - 我是不是在出汗 - Yeah, yes, yes. - Am I sweating?
是的 这样 Um... yeah. You know what?
你把手臂放下来 快放下 Put your arms down. Just put your arms down.
好的 深呼吸 深呼吸 Okay, good. Deep breath, deep breath.
深吸一口气 好的 One deep breath. Okay, you know what?
- 我不行 - 你可以的 - I can' t do this. - Yes, you can!
- 不行 - 不 你可以的 - Mm-mm. - No! Yes, you can.
安妮 你可以的 你知道为什么吗 Annie. Yes, yes, yes. You know why?
因为你很棒很强大 Because you're strong.
明白吗 好的 我们走吧 Yeah? Okay. All right, let' s go.
走吧 我坚强的女孩 Let' s go! Strong girl. Strong girl.
- 嘿 - 嗨 你们一定是过来选拔的吧 - Hey! - Hi! Oh, you must be here to audition.
- 谢谢 - 找个位置坐吧 - Thank you. - Have a seat.
好的 Yep.
坐下来 坐下来 坐下来 好的 Take it, take it. Sit down. Okay.
好的 一切都很顺利 太激动了 All right. It' s all good. So exciting.
这里人太多了 There' s too many people here.
别管他们 Oh, don' t think about them.
你就专注于你来这里的目的 Just focus on the fact that
你需要这笔奖金去救扁面先生 you need this money to save Mr. Linguini's life.
你在帮倒忙 That' s not helping.
我不行 我没办法参加这个节目 I can't do this. I can' t go on the show.
我... 我... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm...
我最后会和玛莉贝丝·温德摩一个下场 I'm gonna end up like Marybeth Windlemore!
玛莉贝丝·温德摩是谁 Who' s Marybeth Windlemore?
是整个节目开播以来最低分的参赛者 The lowest-scoring contestant of all time.
她勉强撑到了一对一比赛 She barely made it through the Head to Head,
然后就那么愣在那里 and then she just froze.
玛莎·斯图华特 Martha Stewart.
不...不是 我是说...贝蒂·怀特 No... No. I mean... Betty White.
美国第一夫人 专心点 US First Ladies. Focus on the topic.
南希·史达琳 Nancy Sta... Stalin.
噢 Oh!
网民们都对她很苛刻 And the internet was so mean to her.
人们不喜欢搞砸事情的女人 People hate it when women are bad at things.
你不会搞砸的 你会表现得很棒的 You're not gonna be bad. You're gonna be great.
但是人们也不喜欢很厉害的女人 People don' t like it when women are good at things, either!
并且我只有在家才会表现得很好 And the only reason why I'm good is because I'm at home.
只有我和扁面的时候 It's just me and Linguini.
我... 我没办法在这么多人面前答题 I... I... I can' t play in front of all these people.
我... 我觉得我还是去卖卵子筹钱吧 I... I... I think we should just sell my eggs.
不 不 安妮 看着我 No, no, no, no. No. Annie, look at me.
看着我 安妮 看着我 Look at me. Annie, look at me.
没事的 It's gonna be okay.
只是个选拔而已 走吧 我们都到这里了 It' s just an audition. Come on. We made it all this way.
不管怎么说都要试一试 对吗 We gotta try, huh?
- 就坐下来 深呼吸 - 拜托了 - Just sit there. Breathe. - Please.
可以吗 我来填表 你坐着就好 Okay? I' ll fill this out! All right? Just sit there.
日期 我不知道 周二吗 周二 Today' s date. I don' t know. Tuesday? Tuesday.
你的名字 Um, your name. Okay.
安妮 阎安妮 你想用安妮这个名字还是... Anne Yum. Anne, do you wanna use Anne or Annie...
♪ 我怒火中烧 我是个心怀怒火的女孩... ♪ So mad, I'm an angry girl...
嘿 嘿 Hey! Hey!
你给我回来 你这个狡猾的小东西 安妮 Get back here you sneaky, little bitch! Annie!
你休想... 我告诉过你我之前跑田径的 Don' t you... I told you I ran track!
地毯杀 Rugburn!
- 你为什么要毁掉这一切 - 你们还好吗 - Why are you ruining this? - Is everything okay?
没事的 我们还好 谢谢你 Oh, we're fine. Thank you.
我不好 I am not fine.
我的腋窝汗流得像尼亚加拉瀑布一样 My armpits are like Niagara Falls!
等等 你等等 Okay, just wait. Wait!
站起来 快站起来 过来 过来 Okay, get up. Get up! Here. Here, here, here, here.
过来 天呐 你腋下是挺湿的 Come on. God, you are wet underneath there.
天呐 给你 把这个穿上 可别让人看见了 Jesus. Okay, here. Just, you know, put this on so no one can see.
- 这是什么 - 这是个卫衣 - What is it? - It' s a hoodie.
好的 没事的 Okay. It's gonna be okay.
你只是恐慌发作 我们只要克服恐慌 You're having a panic attack. We just need to get through it.
怎么克服 How?
我们现在没什么时间了 所以... Well, we're running short on time so, um...
你想嗑药吗 do you want drugs?
- 什么 - 你想嗑药吗 - What? - Do you want drugs?
- 我听不清... - 药 帮你克服恐慌的药 - I can' t... - Drugs! For your anxiety!
你有药吗 You have drugs?
当然了 我带了一堆东西 Oh, yeah. I got a ton of stuff.
我有派对药 禅药 有趣的东西... Um... I've got party pills, Zen pills, fun stuff...
那是可卡因吗 Is that cocaine?
那是甜菊叶 你吃过甜菊叶吗 It's stevia. Do you ever use stevia?
就甜味剂 我带了点在包里 The sweetener? Yeah. Yeah, I' ve got it in my pocket.
天呐 你需要这个 医生开的药 God. You need this. Doctors prescribe these.
倒也不完全是 这是我从特殊渠道搞的 Okay, well, not these exactly. These are from the street
但是这个药能帮你放松一点 but they will help relax you a little.
节目选拔将在三分钟后开始 CSQ auditions begin in three minutes.
所有参赛者到自由会议室报道 All entrants report to the Liberty Conference Room.
好的 为了扁面 Okay. For Linguini.
很棒 拿着这个 我找水出来 Great. Hold this. Got some water in here somewhere.
只吃四分之一就行 因为... I think... Okay. And only take a quarter because...
因为什么 Because what?
因为什么 因为什么 Because what? Because what?
因为... 因为我也想来点 Because. Because I want some.
而现在你全吃了 行 走吧 走吧 我们走 And now, you ate them all. Okay, let' s go. Let' s go.
- 谢谢 - 三十一号 - Thank you. - Thirty-one!
- 现在你看起来像是锅盖头 - 没有啊 - Now, you look like you have a bowl cut. - No, I don't.
好了 漂亮多了 对吧 Okay, pretty, pretty, right? Right?
- 你感觉怎么样了 - 阎安妮 在吗 - How you feeling? - Anne Yum, are you here?
- 和刚刚一样 - 在的在的 我们在 - The same! - Oh, yes, yes. We're here. We're here!
她刚刚在卫生间 She just had a little ladies' thing
- 有点女孩子的突发状况 所以... - 好的 - in the ladies' room, so... - Oh, okay.
不 不是给我 给我的妹妹安妮 阎安妮 Oh, no, no. It's not for me. It's for my sister, Anne. Anne Yum.
- 她需要现在过来吗 - 是的 - You want her here now? - Yeah.
这药什么时候起效啊 When are these drugs gonna kick in?
♪ 西瓜味的糖果 ♪ Watermelon sugar
♪ 尝起来像是 ♪ Strawberries
♪ 夏日傍晚的草莓 ♪ On a summer evenin'
♪ 宝贝 你就像六月之尾... ♪ Baby, you're the end of June...
嗨 安妮 Hi, Anne!
♪... 我想要抚摸你柔软的小腹 ♪ ... I want your belly
♪ 还有这夏日的感受 ♪ And that summer feelin'
♪ 和你一同吹散在夏日微风中 ♪ Getting washed away in you
♪ 呼吸着我 吞吐着我 ♪ Breathe me in, breathe me out
♪ 我不知道我失去你 是否还能前行 ♪ I don't know if I could ever go without
♪ 恰如西瓜味的糖果 让我沉醉 ♪ Watermelon sugar high
♪ 恰如西瓜味的糖果 让我沉醉... ♪ Watermelon sugar high...
安妮 Annie.
♪ ...恰如西瓜味的糖果 让我沉醉 ♪ ...Watermelon sugar high
♪ 恰如西瓜味的糖果 让我沉醉 ♪ Watermelon sugar...
- 嗨 安妮 - 嗨 安妮 - Hi, Annie! - Hi, Annie!
♪ 恰如西瓜味的糖果 让我沉醉 ♪ Watermelon sugar high...
安妮 Annie!
嗨 Hi!
闭上嘴巴 你看起来像个疯子 Close your mouth, you look insane.
今天的选拔 All right, for today's audition,
每个人都有机会参与全部的三轮比赛 everyone is going to get a chance to play all three rounds.
我们从快速问答开始 We will start with the Blitz.
- 嗨 我喜欢你的刘海 - 拜托别让她先上 - Hi! I love your bangs. - Please don't make her go first.
拜托别让她先上 Please don't make her go first.
安吉拉·杰克斯 请上台 Angela Jackson. Come on up.
闭上嘴巴 闭上嘴巴 Close your mouth. Close your mouth.
- 查尔斯·冯·坎普和... - 安妮 - Charles Von Kampf and... - Annie.
- 阎安妮 - 该死 安妮 - ...Anne Yum. - Oh, shit! Anne.
安妮 该你上场了 Anne, it's your turn to play.
♪ 恰如西瓜味的糖果 让我沉醉 ♪ ...High, watermelon sugar...
拜拜 拜拜 Bye. Good. Bye. Bye.
好的 请坐下 然后我们来看看 Okay, so you're gonna take a seat and then we're gonna look
有哪些分类 at our categories.
电影 意大利文学 语言 Film, Italian literature, language,
博物馆 物理学 世界史 museums, physics, world history...
别坐歪了 Don't wanna sit on it wrong.
- 家庭园艺 - 天呐 - ...home gardening. - Jeez.
昆虫学与天气 Entomology and weather.
好软 你知道有多软吗 So soft. Do you realize... You feel how soft it is?
好的 倒计时五分钟 Okay, so we have five minutes on the clock.
计时开始 And your time starts now.
第一部 What was the first film
全球总收入超过十亿美元的电影 to gross over a billion dollars worldwide?
- 安吉拉 - 《泰坦尼克》 - Angela. - Titanic.
- 正确 大多数的天气... - 醒醒 - Yes. The majority of weather... - Wake up!
...出现在哪个大气层 ...occurs in which atmospheric layer?
安吉拉 Angela.
- 对流层 - 正确 - Troposphere. - Correct.
- 最致命的昆虫是什么 - 安妮 - What is the deadliest insect? - Annie!
- 蚊子 - 很完美 - Mosquito. - You nailed it.
最古老的文字是什么 What is the oldest written language?
查尔斯 Charles.
- 苏美尔语 - 正确 - Sumerian. - Yes.
瞧瞧你 时间老人 Look at you, Father Time.
怎么了 阎小姐 What's that, Miss Yum?
你在干什么 Mm. What are you doing?
阎小姐 Miss Yum?
你还好吧 阎小姐 Is everything all right, Miss Yum?
第一位在就职典礼上 Who was the first president to be photographed
拍照的总统是谁 at their inauguration?
- 亚伯拉罕·林肯 - 正确 - Abraham Lincoln. - Yes. Correct.
你知道是因为你在现场吗 Oh! Do you know that because you were there?
阎小姐 你还好吗 Miss Yum, you... you doing okay?
- 该死 该死 - 我有点热 - Shit! Shit! - Oh. I'm just kinda hot.
- 我觉得我要... - 好的 - I think I might just... - Okay.
- 脱掉这个因为我不想... - 完蛋了 - ...take this off because I don't... - Bingo.
- 袖子 这里好热 - 等下 等下 - The sleeves. It' s hot in here. - Up, up!
- 哇 太紧了 - 对不起 我的错 我的错 - Whoa, that's tight. - Sorry. Sorry. My bad, my bad, my bad.
我忘记让她吃糖尿病的药了 I forgot to give her her diabetes medication.
- 你有爆米花吗 - 不 我没有爆米花 - You got popcorn? - No, no, I don't have popcorn.
- 放下来 嘿 嘿 - 嗨 珍妮 - Put this down. Hey, hey. - Hi, Jenny.
她不吃药就会昏昏欲睡 所以... When she doesn't take it, she gets drowsy, so...
嗜睡是糖尿病药物解决不了的 Drowsiness can't be solved by diabetes medication.
- 你是医生吗 - 是的 - Are you a doctor? - Yes.
- 糖尿病医生 - 是的 - A diabetes doctor? - Yes.
这是东方医学 Well, this is Eastern medicine,
你要与时俱进 神医 so get with the times, Big Pharma.
安妮 吃药 Annie, take your medicine.
好... 很好 That... that... that's good.
好了 赶紧吞下去 Okay, now, swallow.
吞下去 Swallow.
- 快点 吞下去 吞下去 - 安妮 现在到你了 - Now, swallow, swallow. Great. - Annie, now you can play.
下一个问题是科学题 Our next question is in the sciences.
唯一能在没有中子的情况下 What is the only element...
存在的元素 ...that can exist without...
是什么 ...neutrons?
- 氢 - 正确 - H... hydrogen. - Correct.
人体最小的骨头是什么 What is the smallest bone in the human body?
你必须全部答对 安妮 不然我们都完蛋了 You have to get them all, Anne. Or else we'll die!
镫骨 It's the stapes!
镫骨 镫骨 The stapes! The stapes!
正确 Yes. C... correct.
很好 只要再坚持几个小时 Yes! Just gotta keep this up for a couple more hours.
- 天呐 - 安妮 - Oh, God! - Anne?
正确 Correct!
- 天呐 不 - 你答对了 - Oh, no! - You got it.
安妮 安妮 安妮 正确 Anne. Anne. Anne. Anne. Yes!
不 不 你看到了吗 No, no! Are you seeing this?
安妮 下一题 Okay, and one for Anne.
奥斯卡最佳影片获得者 Best Picture Oscar winners.
- 如果可以的话我会按顺序来 - 没事 你不用... - I'mma do it in order if that's okay. - Oh, you don't have to...
《翼》《百老汇旋律》《西线无战事》 Wings, Broadway Melody, All Quiet on the Western Front,
《壮志千秋》《大饭店》 Cimarron, Grand Hotel...
《乱世春秋》《一夜风流》 ...Cavalcade, It Happened One Night,
《叛舰喋血记》《歌舞大王齐格飞》 Mutiny on the Bounty, The Great Ziegfeld,
- 时间到 - 《彗星美人》 - Time! - All About Eve.
- 《一个美国人在巴黎》 - 好了 时间到 - An American in Paris. - Okay, your time is up.
《戏王之王》《鸟人》 The Greatest Show on Earth, Birdman,
《聚焦》《月光男孩》《水形物语》 Spotlight, Moonlight, Shape of Water,
《绿皮书》《寄生虫》《无依之地》《健听女孩》 Green Book, Parasite, Nomadland, CODA!
嗨咯 Oh, hello!
- 好了 - 抱歉 - Okay! - I'm sorry.
很好 很厉害 Okay. That was amazing.
我都不知道你看过那么多电影 I had no idea you've seen all those movies!
我没看过 我感觉心脏要爆炸了 I haven't. I feel like my heart's gonna explode.
这样吧 Okay? Um. You know what?
这里有吃的 你吃点东西 吃这个 Here's something. Eat something. Eat this.
可能会舒服点 Uh. It might take the edge off.
我这里也有水 You know what? I have some... I have some water in here too.
或许... 好吧 好吧 So, maybe... Okay, okay. You know what?
很好 休息下 That's good. Take a moment.
休息下 呼吸 Take a moment. Breathe.
天呐 你就像个拳击手一样 太让人兴奋了 God, it's like you're a boxer or something! This is so exciting!
好了 好了 这是.. Okay. Okay. There's just, like, what?
掷硬币 The Coin?
天呐 掷硬币 Oh, God. The Coin!
我知道 它在电视上看起来大多了 I know, it looks a lot bigger on TV.
正面是"说出来" 反面是"秀出来" Heads is "Say It" And tails is "Show It!
是正面 And it's heads!
好了 胜利是属于我的 Yes! Victory is mine!
我感到很欣慰 因为我现在能赢了 And I feel so relieved because I can win now,
上面的云就不用死了 and the clouds above won't die.
对 上面的云就不用死了 他们可以活着 Yes, yes. The clouds won't die. They're gonna live.
这是中国的古谚语 你知道吗 It's an old Chinese saying, you know?
是的 祝福语 Yeah. Blessings.
好了 到了 到了 Okay. Here we are, here we are.
- 一步 一步 再一步 - 金属战车 - Step down, step down, and down. - The metal chariot.
不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no, no.
不... 不是那里 Not... Not that.
我不坐后备箱吗 I don't go in the trunk?
- 坐副驾驶 - 好呀 - Shotgun. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- 好了 好了 - 至少我做到了 - Okay, okay. All right. - Well, at least I did it.
你不只是做到了 安妮 你大放异彩 Uh. You didn't just do it, Annie. You crushed that audition.
好了 好了 进去吧 Okay? Yeah, yeah. Okay. Just get in, get in.
把腿放进去 对 就是这样 她进去了 Wanna get your leg in? Okay, there we go. She's in, she's in.
- 不绑架她了吗 - 再也不绑了 - Not kidnapping her, are you? - Not anymore.
没想到这里还有班尼迪克蛋 Surprising that you have Eggs Benedict here.
是啊 端上以叛徒命名的菜让我很痛苦 Yeah! Oh, yes! Pains me to serve a dish named after a traitor.
唉 这是每个自助餐中 Alas, it's a popular item
最受欢迎的菜品了 which the ignorant expect on every buffet.
这就是我的难题 And herein lies my conundrum.
听起来你可能需要列一个赞成反对的名单 Sounds like you might need to make a pro-con list.
瞧瞧你 阎小姐 Oh! Look at you, Miss Yum.
你看过我1772年写给约瑟夫·普里斯特利的信了吗 You have read my 1772 letter to Joseph Priestly, have you not?
- 这个... - 很好 - Well... - That's wonderful.
- 安妮 - 敌人来了 - Annie! - Uh-oh, the enemy.
天呐 天呐 问答节目发邮件过来了 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. The Quiz just emailed.
他们说很快会回电话 They said to expect a call soon.
天呐 真不敢相信 Oh, my God, I can't believe it.
我要... 我要上节目了 I'm... I'm... I'm gonna be on the show.
你还觉得我当不了奥普拉 And you thought I could not be Oprah.
真可惜 Well, too bad
丘吉士餐厅的事不是真的 the Choochie's money isn't real.
不然你就可以像魔法保姆一样 You'd be flying around the world like Mary Poppins
带着魔法手袋满世界飞行了 with that gigantic unnecessary bag.
- 这个... - 怎么了 - Well... - What?
关于丘吉士餐厅的事我说谎了 Um. I lied about the Choochie's money.
- 是的 我知道 - 不 不 不 - Yeah, I know. - No, no, no, no.
丘吉士餐厅是假的这件事才是谎言 I lied about lying about the Choochie's money.
它是真的 It's totally real!
我会像电视上一样 得到一张巨大支票 I'm getting a giant check, just like on TV.
- 我让他们写进了合同 - 但是... - I made them put that in the contract. - But...
抱歉 你在说什么 I'm sorry. Uh. Wh... what are you saying?
我知道唯一让你过来的办法 Oh, I knew that the only
就是让你觉得 way that you would do this is if you thought
这是唯一的出路 it was the only way.
人生导师 Life coaching.
是的 但是我们本可以 Yeah, but we could've paid
还清债务 救回扁面 off the debt and I could have Linguini back.
是的 但我告诉过你 钱还没到账 Yeah, but I told you that the money hasn't come in yet.
天呐 Oh, my God!
- 你的谎言也是谎言 - 我没撒谎 - Even your lies are lies. - I'm not lying.
你总是这样 You always do this.
做事从不考虑后果 You don't think about the consequences of your actions.
扁面先生是我的一切 但对你来说 只是棋子 Mr. Linguini is everything to me, and to you, he's just a pawn.
- 我以为你是在帮我 - 我是 - I thought you were trying to help me. - I am.
我在帮你救它的同时 也抓住了你的天命 I'm helping you get him back while also seizing your destiny!
天呐 天命不是真的 Oh, my God, destiny isn't real!
它是 我们都有目标 Yes, it is. We all have a purpose.
只需要找到它 We just need to find it.
不 你只不过是自欺欺人 No. See, that's just a lie that you tell yourself
因为你只是在追逐那些愚蠢的梦想 because you're just chasing these stupid dreams,
然后失败了 你就怨天尤人 then blaming whatever you can when they don't work out.
但真相是 失败的根源在你 你自私又莽撞 But the truth is, it's you. You're selfish. You're reckless.
- 就和妈妈一样 - 不准这么说 - You are just like Mom! - Don't say that!
对自己的人生负点责任吧 Just take some responsibility for your life.
别再做个失败者了 Stop being such a goddamn loser.
你才是失败者 You're the loser!
对 我很孤独 目前无家可归 Yes, I am lonely and currently unhoused...
而且我的生活并不是我想要的那样 ...and my life hasn't turned out exactly the way I wanted.
你知道在这个国家 Do you have any idea how
身为亚裔女性有多艰难吗 hard it is to be an Asian woman in this country?
- 天呐 - 至少我还活着 - Oh, my God! - But at least I've lived!
你这一生又做过什么 What have you done with your life?
你就躲在你的机器人房子里 I mean, you just, like, hide out in your robot house
一直看问答节目 一直看 just while watching the Quiz, watching the Quiz.
对 还有照顾妈妈 Yeah, and take care of
借钱给你 养活自己 Mom and lend you money, and support myself.
所有都是我在负责 I am responsible for everything!
抱歉 女士们 Excuse me, ladies,
- 如果你不介意的话... - 滚开 本·富兰克林 - if you don't mind... - Fuck off, Ben Franklin!
我会的 I absolutely will.
你是我姐姐 你应该帮助我 You're the older sister, you're supposed to help me.
但你从来没有 你从没出现 But you never have, you were never there.
你在乎的只有你自己 All you care about is yourself!
这不是真的 我一直都在照顾你 That is not true. I was always looking out for you.
是吗 什么时候 Yeah? When?
在伯班克 当你在坑里拉屎的时候 In Burbank! When you shit in the goddamn hole!
你没有把它埋得很深 You didn't bury it deep enough.
所以 在第二天 So, the next day,
当苏容和娜容跟我从星巴克回来时... when So-Yung and Na-Yung and I got back from Starbucks...
阿爸说你可以和我们一起生活 Appa said you can live with us
你可以和我一起 and you can come with me
在明年去洛杉矶加州大学 to UCLA next year!
- 然后就可以开始我们的设计师生涯 - 好啊 - And we can start our fashion line! - Yeah!
- 天呐 - 珍妮 - Oh, my God! - Oh, Jenny!
各位 Uh. Guys.
快过来 你们得看看这个 Come here. You gotta see this.
金表哥发现了这个 Cousin Jin found it.
小老虎 你搞的吗 Tiger, did you do this?
这怎么可能是小老虎拉的 How could that come out of Tiger?
那是谁干的 Well, then who did it?
我一下就反应过来是你 I knew right away it was you.
而他们要搞清楚是谁不过是时间问题 And it was just a matter of time before they figured it out.
所以 我告诉他们是我 So, I told them I did it.
俊叔叔本来想让我们和他们一起在伯班克生活 Uncle Joon was gonna let us live with them in Burbank
因为妈妈 她 酗酒 'cause Mom was, like, on a bender.
但之后一切都变了 But everything changed after that.
你知道 I mean, do... do you know
一个十八岁的女孩在一个坑里拉屎 how insane an 18-year-old would have to be
是一件多荒唐的事吗 to shit in a hole?
你为什么不告诉我 Why didn't you tell me?
因为你才八岁 Because you were eight.
你个混蛋 Asshole!
安妮 我的一百美元呢 Anne, where is my 100 bucks?
安妮 Anne...
你... 你想进来吗 You... you... you... you wanna come in?
来吧 Come on.
来 Here.
我都不知道你是皮威·赫尔曼的粉丝 I didn't know you were a Pee-wee Herman fan.
皮威·赫尔曼是谁 Who the hell is Pee-wee Herman?
皮... P... Uh.
那是艾伦·卡明 扮演过《傲骨贤妻》里的角色 That's Alan Cumming from The Good Wife.
他是个了不起的演员 Such a wonderful actor.
还有他那苏格兰口音 And that Scottish accent of his.
那不是艾伦·卡明 那是保罗·雷宾斯 That's not Alan Cumming, that's P... That's Paul Reubens.
他扮演了皮威·赫尔曼 He plays Pee-wee... Herman.
我知道我最喜欢的演员是谁 I think I would know who my favorite actor is,
谢谢你 是艾伦·卡明 thank you very much. That is Alan Cumming.
苏格兰氏族徽章
《傲骨贤妻》第一二三季 《本能》
我心爱的小伙子
你怎么了 So, what's wrong with you?
我只是 I just...
我以为自己很开心 I thought I was happy.
但或许并没有 And maybe I wasn't.
我只是很害怕 I've just been so scared.
怕被评头论足 怕被嘲笑 You know, scared of... of being judged, being laughed at.
当我年轻的时候 我浪费了很多精力 When I was younger, I wasted so much energy
想要人们喜欢我 trying to get people to like me.
为了什么呢 And for what? Hmm?
为了被邀请参加一些家常晚宴吗 So, I could get invited to some potluck dinner party?
还有参加可怕的你比我猜游戏吗 And terrible games of charades?
我讨厌你比我猜 Ugh. I hate charades.
我很喜欢你比我猜 我很擅长猜 Oh, I love charades. I am an excellent guesser.
只要比划的人 So long as the person who's
不是个十足的白痴 acting out the clues is not a total imbecile,
虽然大多都是 which they usually are.
我活了很久了 I've been alive a long time.
我遇到过很多人 I've met a lot of people.
但只喜欢过一个人 I only liked one.
是我吗 Was it me?
不 你快递太多了 No. You get too much mail.
重点是 你不必浪费时间在别人身上 The point is... ...you don't want to waste time
去寻求快乐 looking for happiness in other people...
因为快乐 because happiness...
快乐是不存在的 happiness... does not exist.
噢 法官朱迪 Oh! Judge Judy.
接下来 你将信赖她的声音 Next up, she's the voice you trust.
- 哈喽 - 嗨 - Hello? - Hi!
我们想让她参加《问答不能停》 We wanna put Anne on Can't Stop the Quiz.
她可以尽快飞过来吗 Can she fly out ASAP?
不好意思 我已经不是她旅程的伙伴了 Um. I'm sorry. I'm no longer part of her journey.
所以 你得直接打给她 So, you'll have to call her directly.
不好意思 旅程 她去哪里了 Um. I'm sorry, journey? Where is she go...
今日捐赠将获得报酬 成为卵子捐赠者
取卵子 换现金
内部审计 Internal auditing.
嗨 你是阎安妮吗 Hi! Is this Anne Yum?
是的 Yes.
这边是问答节目组的梅赛德斯 This is Mercedes from the Quiz.
好消息 我们想邀请你参加节目 Great news! We'd love to have you on the show!
- 你能今晚飞过来吗 - 今晚 - Any chance you could fly out tonight? - Tonight?
- 好吧 你会后悔... - 是啊 我知道时间很紧... - Okay. You' re gonna regret... - Yeah, I know it's last minute...
我告诉你... I'm telling you...
...但我们想利用你视频的热度 ...but we'd love to capitalize on the buzz from your video.
我听不太清 麻烦等一下 I can't really hear you. Hold on one sec.
- 天呐 真的沉迷洗鼻器 - Oh, my God. Obsessed with the neti pot.
所以我才把它当作圣诞节礼物送给你嘛 I got you one for Christmas for a reason.
天呐 God!
你们一定要在这里吃吗 Uh. Do you guys, like, have to eat here?
这边有其他的... Or, like, is there another...
- 我们就要在这 - 是啊 在这挺好的 - This is our spot, Fran. - Yeah, it's kinda great.
因为食物的味道会留在这里 Cause then the food smell stays over here,
- 而不是留在我们的位子 - 是啊 我懂 我懂 - not at our desks. - Yeah. I know, I know.
- 没人在这 - 是啊 - No one's here, like... - Yeah.
- 你在出汗 - 这真的很辣 - You're sweating. - It's really spicy.
你好 Hello?
- 抱歉 我这边... - 我们这边需要记录 - Sorry about that, I just... - And we need the information
你想要带来的搭档 for whoever you wanna bring
...信息 ...as your partner.
我真的很抱歉 I'm so sorry about that.
我需要... 不好意思 等等 我要... I just had... Sorry, one second. I just...
感觉在滴汗 我的背都打湿了 Like, I'm, like, dripping, my back is dripping sweat.
嘿 Hey!
我真的受够了被当成沉默的隐形人对待 I am sick of being treated like some silent, invisible man.
我就在这 我知道你们在办公室刻意忽视我 I exist! And I know that you guys don't see me around the office.
但你们明天晚上将会在电视上看到我 But you're gonna see me tomorrow night on television.
请帮我订机票 梅赛德斯 Book it, Mercedes!
♪ 我在游艇上喝酒寻欢 ♪ Balls hanging low while I pop a bottle off a yacht
♪ 金链晃晃悠悠叮当作响 价值不菲 ♪ Chain swanging cling-clang and it cost a lot
♪ 我一直如此随性 而你却并非如此 ♪ Bitch, I'm always at the guala, yeah and you are not
♪ 风情万种的女人不断靠近 直至你的出现 ♪ Badass B keep on going 'til you hit the spot
♪ 我是个以策万全的猎人 ♪ Whoa, I'm a big bag hunter with the bow...
我要为了你加油 扁面 I'm coming for you, Linguini.
♪ 她满腹牢骚 好好安慰她吧 ♪ She got a big bad dumper, drop it low
♪ 妈妈打来电话 她很开心我有所成长 ♪ Mama called me and she happy with the growth
♪ 永远不要为了创造生命而欢愉 这是一个誓言 ♪ Never ever fold for a thottie that's an oath
♪ 只需让她为我疯狂 ♪ Just popped her kidney
♪ 我购买了百万股票期权 ♪ I bought a million options of the stock
♪ 兄弟 竞技场为我沸腾 ♪ Man, I rock arenas,
♪ 我在车内摆摆手 全场便为我安静 ♪ bringin' the peace I'm bumpin' that 'Pac in the car ♪
♪ 假装捕获所有人的视线 带走一个坏孩子 ♪ Pretendin' I got all the eyes on me got a bad baby...
嗨 Hi.
- 丹尼尔 - 我叫温蒂 - Danielle! - Wendy.
- 温蒂 - 我想把这个当作谢礼 - Wendy! - I wanted to give you this as a thank you.
为了什么 For what?
你激励了我 我说服了我老板 You inspired me. I convinced
让我来管理这家糕点店 my boss to let me take over the pastries.
- 什么 - 你改变了我的人生 珍妮特 - What? - You changed my life, Janet.
我叫珍妮 It's Jenny.
这是覆盆子茴香味的 Raspberry fennel.
♪ 我在沙滩吹风 却如此燥热 ♪ Feel so hot like I'm chillin' on the beach
♪ 阳光下幼稚的你像是天线宝宝 ♪ Yeah, baby in the sun like the Teletubbies
♪ 哇哦 ♪ Whoa
♪ 我是以策万全的猎人 ♪ I'm a big bag hunter with the bow
♪ 她满腹牢骚 好好安慰她吧 ♪ She got a big bad dumper, drop it low
♪ 妈妈打来电话 她很开心我有所成长 ♪ Mama called me and she happy with the growth
♪ 永远不要为了创造生命而欢愉 这是一个誓言 ♪ Never ever fold for a thottie that's an oath
嘿 女孩们 够了 Hey, girls. That's enough.
- 又怎么了 - 我需要你跟我去加州 - What now? - I need you to come with me to California.
你磕大了吗 我拒绝 What are you vaping? No!
不是 我需要一个搭档 No. I need a partner
防止掷硬币的结果是"秀出来" in case the coin flip lands
而我没有其他人可以找了 on "Show It" And I don't have anybody else.
是要"秀"什么 Well, what the hell is "Show It"?
你很坚强 You are strong.
♪ 准备好奏乐 让我们开始 嘿 ♪ Better get that brass ready, huh Here we go, hey
♪ 嘿 ♪ Hey!
♪ 嘿 让我们开始奏响铜管乐 ♪ Hey! Shake that brass
朝鲜之家 狗狗救助
我来这里见肯 I'm here to see Ken.
♪ 进入舞池 奏响铜管乐 ♪ Get on the floor, shake that brass
♪ 我已经进入舞池 宝贝 ♪ I get down, down, baby
♪ 奏响铜管乐 ♪ Shake that brass
这是谁 Who the hell is this?
我是晶晶的另一个女儿 Crystal's other daughter.
你怎么找到我的 How'd you find me?
我前男友是中央情报局的 My ex-boyfriend's CIA.
你来这里是个错误 Coming here was a big mistake.
我会给你钱 但首先 I will get you the money, but first,
你得还我那条狗 you're gonna give me back that dog.
我们会打断你的手 Actually, we're gonna break your arms.
我... 我... I'll... I'll... I'll... I'll...
我给你双倍 我发誓 我发誓 I'll pay you double. I swear, I swear.
我马上要从丘吉士餐厅那里拿到一大笔钱 I'm about to get a very large cash settlement from Choochie's!
你知道吧 丘吉士 You know, Choochie's,
那个全国连锁店 the nationwide chain.
天呐 你出了好多汗 Oh, my God, you're so sweaty.
你很像你妈妈 You're just like your mom.
那疯狂哭泣的方式 还有尖叫声 That crazy crying. That screaming.
不 不 不 No, no, no!
你真的觉得你可以 You really think you're
用同样的鬼话帮她拜托困境吗 gonna bail her out with that same bullshit?
我不是我妈 我也不是为了她来的 I am not my mom. And I am not here for her.
我是为了安妮 I'm here for Anne,
那条狗在她身边陪伴了二十多年 and that dog has been by her side for the last 20 years.
- 什么 它多老了 - 很老了 - What? How old is he? - Old!
是的 安妮是焦虑爱出汗的小怪胎 Yes, Annie is an anxious, sweaty little weirdo,
但她是我妹妹 她需要我 but she is my sister. And she needs me.
所以 我需要那条狗 So, I need that dog.
就像你需要我的钱一样 Just like you need my money.
噢 我做了调查了 Oh, I've done my research, right?
我们亚裔很喜欢调查 对吧 We Asians like our research, right?
你已经有大概六个月没付房租了吧 And you're, like, what, six months behind on rent? Oh.
对不起 对不起 你的兄弟们还不知道吧 I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. Did you... did you boys not know?
真羞愧啊 钱去哪里了呢 Shame. Where did all of the money go,
花在你鼻子上了 还是你的刺青上 hmm? Up your nose? On your tats?
- 还是你发型上 - 花在狗身上了 - In your man buns? - It's the dogs.
这些人 都是些魔鬼 These people, they're monsters.
半数人都不会回来领走他们的狗了 Half of them never come back for their dogs.
还有那些纯种狗 它们都是些大爷 你知道吗 Oh, and the purebreds, they have issues, you know?
它们有各种皮肤问题 肾脏问题 焦虑症 Skin problems, kidney problems, anxiety.
我可怜的小脆 My poor Crispy over there
需要一直被照顾 不然它会伤心的 needs constant attention or he gets sad.
我是他们的全部了 I'm all they've got.
把扁面还给我 Give me back Linguini, and when my big,
等丘吉士餐厅的大额支票进来以后 fat Choochie's check comes in,
我会解决你所有的资金问题 I'll solve all your money problems.
成交吗 Do we have a deal?
不 Nope.
她抢了我的狗 She took my dog!
♪ 奏响铜管乐 ♪ Shake that brass
♪ 嘿 吼 嘿 吼 嘿 吼 ♪ Hey, ho, hey, ho, hey, ho
♪ 耶 呜呼 ♪ Yeah, uh-huh
- ♪ 耶 ♪ - ♪ 嘿 吼 ♪ - Yeah - Hey, ho...
抓住他们 你们这群蠢货 Get them, you idiots!
那是我的狗 波奇 波奇 That's my dog! Porky! Porky!
法兰辛 Francine!
天呐 走那么快干什么 Jesus! Why is this going so fast?
我走这么快搞不好会死的 A person could get killed in this.
- 快跟上 - 好吧 - Gotta keep up. - Okay, all right.
法兰辛 Francine.
嗨 我 后面还有一个 Hi. I... have a plus one.
很高兴你觉得这里还不错 So glad you all found the place okay.
现在 请跟着我 我带你们去休息室 Now, if you'll follow me, I'll show you to the green room.
我不在乎什么房间 只要有椅子就行 I don't care what color it is as long as there's a chair in it.
那当然有 安妮 For sure. And, Anne,
我们得帮你整理一下头发然后化妆 we're gonna get you into hair and makeup.
很棒是吧 Isn't that amazing?
你知道他从不戴重复的领结 You know he's never worn the same one twice.
元素周期表中 What is the lightest element...
- 我要离婚... - 最轻的元素是 - I want a divorce! - ...on the periodic table?
怎么了 你没见过领结吗 我们走吧 What? You've never seen a tie before? Let's go.
十分钟后开始 We're on in ten.
你的麦克风都弄好了 You're all mic'd up.
时间快到了 伙计们 Getting closer, people.
要开始了 Getting closer.
离我的化妆品远点 开玩笑的 Get away from my makeup. Just kidding.
嗨 我是罗恩 你怎么样 Hi, I'm Ron. How are you?
很高兴遇到你 我想和你握个手 但是... Nice to meet you. I'd shake your hand but...
总之 旅途怎么样 还可以吗 Anyway. How was your flight? Great?
好吧 听着 我想和你道歉 Great. Listen, I want to apologize.
重要的晚上 罗恩 Big night, Ron.
- 你可以的 - 为什么 - You got this! - Why?
因为 Uh. Well, because... Well,
很显然你是这个节目的铁杆粉丝 you're obviously a huge fan of the show,
而我觉得你最终来到了这里不是件好事 and I just think it's a bummer that you finally get to be here,
今晚的重点将会是我获得第八十四场胜利 and tonight's gonna be all about me winning the 84th game,
成为卫冕最久的冠军 becoming the longest running champion.
我真的很抱歉 这对你很不公平 I'm very sorry. It's very unfair to you.
你想要成为泰瑞吗 Do you wanna be Terry?
是因为这样你才一直装好人吗 Is that why you're always tryna
因为你想要夺走这档节目 act nice 'cause you wanna take over the show?
哇哦 泰瑞深受全世界的喜爱 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Terry is beloved by the entire world.
我疯了才会觉得我能替代他 I'd be insane to try to think I could fill his shoes.
并且我不是在装好人 And I'm not pretending to be nice.
我人是真的很好 随便找个人问问都知道 I really am nice. Ask anybody here.
- 我人不错吧 - 当然了 罗恩 - I'm nice. - Sure thing, Ron.
不管怎么说 我会让你好好准备的 Well, anyhow, I'll let you get to it.
我知道你要整理下头发和妆容 I know you gotta get through hair and makeup.
我已经都弄好了 I already went through hair and makeup.
那么你漏了一个点 我来帮你改动一下 Well, then you missed a spot. And I'll let you change and, uh...
嘿 说曹操曹操就到 Hey! Speak of the devil, or the angel.
嗨 安妮 我是泰瑞 Hi, Anne. I'm Terry.
欢迎来到这档节目 Welcome to the show.
- 你的视频让人印象深刻 - 异常出色 - Your video was very impressive. - Freakishly great.
嗨 罗恩 Hi, Ron.
还有两分钟 大家都就位 Two minutes. Places, everyone.
- 好吧 台上见 - 谢谢 - Okay, see you on stage. - Thank you.
记住 我们是来这里学习和玩的 Remember, we're here to learn and have fun.
别担心输赢 Don't worry about winning.
我必须得赢才能拯救我的狗狗 I have to win to save my dog.
我不太明白这是什么意思 但是台上见啦 I have no idea what that means, but I'll see you out there!
他来了 各位 泰瑞·麦克提 Here he is, folks, Terry McTeer.
我们爱你 泰瑞 We love you, Terry!
大家好 准备好边玩边学了吗 Hello, folks. Ready to learn and have some fun?
上来吧 Come on up.
各就各位 Places, everybody. Places.
- 我们爱你 - 你可以的 - We love you! - You got this!
- 好的 - 很棒 - All right! - Yes!
待机灯光调到一半 Standby lights to half.
这是工作日晚的七点 It's seven o'clock on a weeknight,
你们都知道这代表什么 现在是 you know what that means. It's time for...
问答不能停 Can't Stop the Quiz!
来吧 猜谜女士 加油吧 Come on, Quiz Lady. Let's do this.
祝你好运 阎小姐 Godspeed, Miss Yum.
我确定他们又换了 I swear, they changed the
这些起司条的面包糠 breading on these mozzarella sticks again.
- 让我们看看今晚的参赛者们 - 该死 - Let's meet tonight's contestants. - Shit!
当然了 我们都认识的卫冕冠军 罗恩·希科克 Of course, we all know our returning champion, Ron Heacock,
他今晚要挑战新的记录 who's going for the record tonight.
噢 是今晚吗 Oh, is that tonight?
我看到了你偷偷换上了我的行头 And I see you've stolen my look.
这是个重要的晚上 泰瑞 我想向你致敬 Well, it's a big night, Terry. I wanted to honor you.
谢谢你 Well, thank you.
今晚加入我们的 Also, joining us tonight
还有你们可能之前在电脑上见过的 is someone you might recognize
网红猜谜女士 欢迎来到这里 安妮 from your computers, the famous Quiz Lady. Welcome, Anne.
谢谢 老爸 Thanks, Dad.
- 什么 - 怎么了 - I'm sorry? - What?
欢迎来到这里 Welcome.
欢迎来自关岛的莉亚 漫长的旅途 祝你好运 And welcome Leah from Guam. What a journey. Best of luck.
让我们看看今晚的题目类别 Let's see tonight's categories.
音乐 书籍 生命科学 运动 Music, books, life science, sports,
趣味和游戏 力学 fun and games, mechanics...
食物和饮品 地质学 以及语言 ...food and drink, geology, and language.
请开始倒计时五分钟 May I have five minutes on the clock, please?
计时开始 And your time starts now!
跨大步的男人是哪一家酒品公司的 The Striding Man is the logo
- 标志 - 尊尼... - of what spirits company? - Johnnie...
罗恩 Ron.
尊尼·获加 Johnnie Walker.
正确 是谁写了《简爱》 Correct. Who wrote Jane Eyre?
- 莉亚 - 艾米丽·勃朗特 - Leah. - Emily Brontë.
不对 Oh, no.
罗恩 Ron?
其实是 夏洛特·勃朗特 Actually, it was Charlotte Brontë.
性感的那个 The hot one.
- 正确 - 噢 - Correct. - Oh...
鸟卵学家研究的是什么 What does an oologist study?
动物 Animals.
不对 Oh, no.
- 罗恩 - 蛋 - Ron? - Eggs.
正确 Yes, correct.
- 你刚说的是卵学家吗 - 是的 - You said "Oologist" On that one? - I did.
- 哦 我听成了... - 她搞砸了 - Oh, I... ' Cause I heard... - She's blowing it.
卵... 卵学家 Oo... Oologist.
哪支NBA球队拥有单赛季 What NBA team holds the record
- 最多胜场数的记录 - 勇士队 - for most wins in a season? - The Warriors!
- 罗恩 - 金州勇士 - Ron. - Golden State Warriors.
正确 Correct.
浪花兄弟加油 嗨 史蒂芬 Go Splash Brothers. Hi, Steph.
- 我希望他正在看 - 他有 - I hope he's watching. - Oh, he is.
罗恩 罗恩 罗恩 罗恩 Ron. Ron. Ron. Ron.
罗恩连续得分 Ron's on a hot streak!
加油 加油 Come on. Come on.
用来测定矿物的刮划抵抗系数的 What qualitative scale is used to rate minerals
测量标准叫什么 in terms of scratch resistance?
- 安妮 - 莫氏硬度表 - Anne. - Mohs Hardness Scale!
正确 Correct!
哺乳动物中唯一不能... What is the only mammal that can't...
好吧 看来我们不能知道了 Gosh, I guess we'll never know.
真可惜 我喜欢动物类的题目 That's a shame. I love the animal ones.
好吧 莉亚 再见了 Well, Leah, goodbye.
等我们回来 罗恩和安妮将进行一对一比赛 When we return, Ron and Anne will compete head-to-head.
别走开 我可不会 Don't go anywhere, I know I won't.
进广告 And we're out.
重置场景 把台面改成一对一 Resetting. Let's clear the stage for Head to Head.
补妆 Touch-ups.
轮廓深一些 我想要那种精致的钢琴手 More contour, I want tight little piano fingers.
你还好吗 你看起来不太好 Are you okay? You seem deeply unwell.
放开我 我得进去 Get off of me. I need to get in there.
- 这是紧急情况 - 嘿 小姐 停下 - It's an emergency. - Hey, lady. Stop!
- 噢 不 - 我要把你告到死 - Oh, no. - I'll sue you into oblivion.
可是他是服务犬 它能确保我不晕倒 'Cause he's a service dog and he keeps me from fainting.
- 嘿 - 扁面 - Hey... - Linguini...
扁面 Linguini...
快来 Come.
我好想你 I missed you so much.
我的宝贝儿 Oh, my boy.
噢 这是... 闻起来好香 Oh. Is that... Oh, he smells good.
看来他一直吃得都不错 And he seems like he's been eating.
我不能... 我不敢相信你真的... And I can't... I can't believe you... you... you... you...
把他带回来了 ...you got him back.
幸好你做到了 And it's so good that you
因为我根本没机会赢 did because there's no chance I'm winning.
快 分散别人注意力 我们用炸薯条那招 Quick, create a distraction, let's do the fries thing.
- 不 不 不 - 就让我... - No, no, no. - Just let me...
我才不会让你就这么跑掉 I'm not letting you run away from this.
你可以做到的 你知道为什么吗 You can do this. You know why?
- 因为我很坚强吗 - 因为你懂这个游戏 - Because I'm strong. - Because you know this game,
就像你对其他所有事情都懂一样 just like you know literally everything else.
所以 就像平时一样就好 像个赢家 So, play the same way you always have. Like a winner.
三十秒倒计时 各位 Thirty seconds, everybody.
你闻起来好香 你真可爱 我的大宝贝 Oh, you smell so good. You're so cute. You're such a big boy.
你不能带条狗上来这里 对吧 You can't have a dog up here. Right?
呃... Well, uh...
我想它待在这 You know what? I want him
陪我一起 我才不在乎奇不奇怪 with me and I don't care if that's weird.
它和我在一块可以吗 I... Is it... is it okay that he's with me?
- 各就各位 - 噢 这个... 天呐 我也不知道 - Places, everybody. - Oh, is it okay... Gosh, I don't know.
之前没人提过这种要求 No one's ever asked that before.
让我问问看 Uh. Let me ask. Uh. Uh.
- 格伦 她可以... - 不行 我们十五秒后直播 - Glenn, can she have... - No! We're live in 15.
格伦说不行 Glenn says "No."
拜拜 拜拜 小家伙 Bye-bye. Bye-bye, doggy.
嘿 各位 Um. Hey, everybody!
猜谜女士应该带着她那有名的猜谜小狗在身边 对吧 The Quiz Lady should have her famous Quiz Dog with her, right?
猜谜狗狗 猜谜狗狗 猜谜狗狗 Quiz Dog! Quiz Dog! Quiz Dog! Quiz Dog! Quiz Dog!
- 耶 耶 - 猜谜狗狗 猜谜狗狗 - Yeah! Yeah! - Quiz Dog! Quiz Dog!
猜谜狗狗 猜谜狗狗 Quiz Dog! Quiz Dog!
猜谜狗狗 猜谜狗狗 Quiz Dog! Quiz Dog! Quiz Dog!
好吧 那狗可以留下 Fine, the dog can stay!
喊口号总是能起作用 Chanting always works.
这倒是振奋人心 我们就像置身于歌舞剧一样 That was thrilling. It's like we were in a musical.
直播连线 And we're live!
- 我带回了扁面 - 厉害 - I got Linguini. - No kidding.
欢迎回来 Welcome back.
到了一对一环节 For the Head to Head,
有一位特殊嘉宾加入了我们 we have a special guest joining us.
扁面先生 你好啊 Mr. Linguini. Hello, sir.
感谢你的服务 And thank you for your service.
你知道吗 哈巴狗是荷兰奥兰治皇室的 You know, pugs are the official dog of the House of Orange,
官方犬种 并且在1572年... in the Netherlands. And in 1572 of...
罗恩 Ron,
抱歉 问答不能停 I... I'm sorry. Can't stop the quiz.
- 不能 - 请选择安妮的第一个类别 - Can't. - Please select Anne's first category.
运动类怎么样 Hmm. How about sports?
体育题 Sports it is.
安妮 请说出曾经赢得超过一次超级碗的 Anne, please list for us NFL teams
- 国家橄榄球联盟球队 - 该死 - with more than one Super Bowl win. - Shit.
计时开始 Your time starts now.
钢人队 爱国者队 四九人队 牛仔队 Steelers, Patriots, 49ers, Cowboys...
巨人队 包装工队 ...Giants, Packers,
野马队 突袭者队 酋长队 Broncos, Raiders, Chiefs...
小马队 乌鸦队 ...Colts, Ravens,
海豚队 公羊队 华盛顿队 Dolphins, Rams, Washington...
海盗队 ...Buccaneers.
逆转来了 It's a comeback jawn!
很好 罗恩 轮到你了 All right. Ron, now to you.
请说出地球的各个地质时代 Please list for us the geological eras of Earth.
没问题 新生代 中生代 My pleasure. Cenozoic, Mesozoic
- 古生代 中元古代 - 谁会去了解这些 - Paleozoic, Mesoproterozoic... - What does...Who cares?
新太古代 中太古代 ...uh, Neoarchean, Mesoarchean...
艾伦太古代 开个玩笑而已 ...Alan-archean. Just kidding.
说出单音节不押韵的词 这个难 One syllable words with no rhymes. Wow.
Whilst angst cusp breadth Whilst, angst, cusp, breadth...
- ninth glimpsed sculpts - 非常好 - ...ninth, glimpsed, sculpts... - Good.
- Goonch twelfth - Goonch 天呐 - ...Goonch, twelfth. -"Goonch." Oh...
老天 我也想要一只狗狗在这陪着我参赛 God, I wish I had a service dog up here.
大家觉得这主意怎么样 Hey, how about it, everybody?
"罗恩的狗狗" "Ron's dog! Ron's dog!"
请说出《马里奥赛车》游戏中的可玩角色 Playable characters in Mario Kart 64.
这个有趣 This is fun.
马里奥 路易吉 Mario, Luigi...
给女性玩家的桃花公主 ...Princess Peach, for the women...
大金刚 还有慢慢龟 ...Donkey Kong, and uh, Koopa Troopa.
- 是酷霸王 蠢蛋 - 你太差劲了 罗恩 - Bowser, moron. - You suck, Ron!
请说出十字花科的蔬菜 Cruciferous vegetables.
西兰花 花椰菜 山葵 羽衣甘蓝 Broccoli, cauliflower, horseradish, kale...
卷心菜 大头菜 白菜 ...cabbage, kohlrabi, bok choy.
贝多芬 莫扎特 Beethoven, Mozart...
萨列里 施特劳斯 ...Salieri, Strauss.
对 他是浪漫主义时代的 Right. He's Romantic era,
还是有人认为他属于古典音乐派 which one could argue still is classical music.
不管怎样 我可以摸下... Anyhow, now, may I, uh...
来吧 Come here. Oh...
好吧 Okay.
跟我玩捉迷藏呢 海顿 Hide and seek. Haydn!
它真的有用啊 It works!
- 真无耻 - 奖励环节 请说出简单机械 - Such a jerk. - And for the bonus round, simple machines.
杠杆 滑轮 楔子 螺丝 Lever, pulley, wedge, screw...
轮轴 斜面 ...wheel and axle, inclined plane.
全对 而且你还剩二十四秒 And that's all of them! You finished with 24 seconds remaining,
也就是说你成功获得 which means you get a bonus
一万二千美元奖金 我想这是新纪录 of 12,000 dollars. I believe that's a new record.
- 是吗 - 我们确认一下 - Is that right? - Can we check on that?
- 是的 - 确认中 那是什么意思 - Yeah. - Checking. What is that?
这个手势意思是 没错 是新纪录 I don't... It is? It is!
这是节目开录以来 That is the highest bonus
最高的奖励 in the history of the show.
- 你可以的 安妮 - 恭喜 安妮 - Way to go, Annie! - Congratulations, Anne!
哇 Whoo!
- 太厉害了 - 谢谢 - Oh, huzzah! - Thank you.
好一个逆风翻盘 What a comeback.
就像经典体育电影场面 This is just like the classic sports film,
《野鸭变凤凰2》中的"野鸭逆风齐飞" Mighty Ducks 2."Ducks fly together."
这是个很好的信号 你看过这部电影吗 What a wonderful message. Have you seen it?
- 我看过好多遍 - 是吗... - I've seen it multiple times. - Oh...
对 它排在我最喜爱电影的前十 可能可以到前两名 Yes, it's in my top ten. It might be my top two.
应该说是我的最爱 I think it's my number one.
翻盘会继续 Will the comeback continue,
还是罗恩今晚会获得他的 or will another record be
第八十四次胜利纪录 broken tonight by Ron winning his 84th game?
都将由最后一轮来决出 It all depends on the final round.
来翻硬币吧 Time for the flip.
罗恩 你来翻 Ron, you have the honors.
翻它 Whoo! Flip it!
十 九 八 七 Ten, nine, eight, seven,
六 五 四 三 二 一 six, five, four, three, two, one!
- 秀出来 - 老天... - Show it! - Oh...
你比我猜 Charades.
广告回来 安妮和罗恩会在"秀出来"中决出胜负 When we return, Anne and Ron will compete in "Show It."
进广告吧 And we're out.
希科克就是在"秀出来"一战成名的 "Show It" is where Heacock becomes a peacock.
巴特 Bart.
- 怎么 - 兄弟 你怎么样 - Hmm. - How are you, buddy?
- 我们来热下身吧 - 来吧 - All right, let's get in sync here. - Okay.
- 天呐 - 噢 不好意思 我不是故意的... - Oh, no. - Oh, no. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
我没事 只是呛到了 No, I'm fine. It just got down the wrong pipe.
- 我总以为你是在进广告时... - 不 - I always thought you ate crackers... - No.
- 吃的是饼干 - 被你抓包了 - ...between the commercials. - You caught me.
我妻子西西莉亚总怕我摄入过多糖分 My wife, Cecilia, worries about my sugar intake,
所以我就说我吃的是饼干 so, I just... I just say they're crackers.
你又在躲什么呢 What are you hiding from, huh?
我不知道我在干什么 I don't know what I'm doing.
那么多人... All those...
看着... ...people watching and...
而我将输掉比赛 I'm gonna lose.
听我说... You know...
每当我看着这个领结 ...whenever I look at this bow tie right here,
我都会想起 it makes me think of one
那晚的参赛者 德克萨斯州的奥斯卡 contestant from that night, Oscar from Texas.
我们聊他怎么自己做果酱 聊得很开心 We had a wonderful conversation about how he makes his own jams.
他尝试过很多奇葩的组合 像是蓝莓大黄酱 He tries these wild combinations, like blueberry rhubarb.
他在做果酱方面 就像是艺术家 What? And he's like an artist, but with jams.
这是来自新泽西州的阿帕娜 Oh! This was the night that Aparna from New Jersey
那晚进广告的时候她给我们弹曼陀林 played her mandolin for us during the commercial break.
那个是来自缅因州的麦克 And that night, Mike from Maine
他用冷藏箱带了个雪球给我 brought me a snowball in a cooler
因为他记得我说过... 'cause he... he remembered that I had said I...
我想念新英格兰的冬天 I missed New England winters.
好小子 其实他们没有人赢得了比赛 Great guy. None of them actually won their games.
就像大部分参赛者一样 You know, like most contestants,
他们就来一晚上 但是... they were just here for one night, but...
我不认为他们是失败者 I don't think of them as failures.
我很开心有机会跟他们聊天 I'm just glad I got a chance to talk to them,
他们也有玩游戏的机会 and they... they got a chance to play.
不要由于输赢 Don't ruin what might be your only night here
毁掉可能是你在这仅有的一晚 by making it about winning or losing.
只需要思考你想要留下的回忆 Just try to think of what you wanna remember.
对我来说... As for me...
无论谁获胜... no matter who wins...
这个领结都会令我想起来自宾夕法尼亚州 this one will always remind me of Anne from Pennsylvania
带着狗狗来参赛的安妮 who brought her dog.
原来你们在这 到点上台了 There you are. We need you on stage.
好的 马上来 格伦 Yeah, right away, Glenn.
谢谢你 Thank you so much.
这是格伦的世界 我们都得听他的 It's Glenn's world and we're all just living in it, you know?
准备好了吗 All right. Ready?
按照法律规定 你必须允许服务性动物上场 同时 And legally, you have to allow service animals, but also,
这才是正确的做法 it's the right thing to do, you know?
这不仅是为了安妮 也是为了社会 And you know what? Not only for Anne, but for society, as well.
当然 但明显是件假背心 所以... Sure, it's just that it's clearly a fake vest, so...
我知道 但你想要站历史的哪边 I know, but what side of history do you wanna be on?
别糊弄我 Okay, you can't pull that with me.
你知道吗 我觉得这会有助于 You know what? I think it's
提高收视率 probably gonna be really great for ratings.
- 你知道什么 - 我想要换搭档 - You know what? - I wanna change my partner.
- 什么 - 什么 - What? - What?
我想要跟我姐姐搭档 I wanna play with my sister.
- 珍妮 - 你不可以换 - Jenny. - You can't do that.
- 格伦 这是她的游戏 她有权换 - 什么 - Glenn, it's her game. I think she can. - What? Uh.
你想要我来猜 但是我什么都不懂 You want me to guess? But I don't know anything.
你懂我 You know me.
而且无论输赢 我们都要一起来完成 And... and win or lose, we'll... we'll... we'll do it together.
那行 换一下 All right. Switch them.
我跟你大老远跑了一路 I came all this way.
我知道 法兰 我很抱歉 I know, Fran. I'm so sorry about that.
女士 这边请 Ma'am, this way.
我来给您和狗狗扁面安排个座位吧 Um. If I could get you and Mr. Linguini to a seat?
- 抱歉 法兰辛 - 我就看看 - Sorry, Francine. - Now, I have to watch
接下来你还闹出什么破事 the rest of this shit.
她不能这么做 你不能让她换 She can't do that. You can't switch partners.
这很不公平 This is so unfair.
你接下来要做什么 直接告诉她答案吗 What are you gonna do next? Give her all the answers?
欢迎回来 Welcome back.
但愿你们都休息好了 I hope you enjoyed your break.
加入我们最后一轮的是 罗恩的朋友巴特 Joining us for the final round is Ron's friend, Bart,
和安妮的姐姐...抱歉我还不知道你的名字 and Anne's sister... I'm sorry, I never got your name.
珍妮 Oh, Jenny.
- 你好 珍妮 我是泰瑞 - 你好 魔头 - Hi, Jenny, I'm Terry. - Oh, hello, Satan.
罗恩和巴特要先来 有请安妮和珍妮 Ron and Bart are up first, so we'll ask Anne and Jenny
到"秀出来"硬币上等等 to step on the "Show It" Coin.
先生们 请上座 祝你们好运 Gentlemen, take your places. Best of luck.
我准备好了 泰瑞 I'm ready, Terry.
计时开始 And your time starts now.
《大宪章》
书本 杂志 杂志 Book. Magazine. Mag.
《大宪章》
- 购物 大 宪章 - 他很厉害 - Shopping. Cart. Mag. - He's good.
罗恩队 一题
《大宪章》是什么 What's the Magna Carta?
天空 空间 Sky. Space.
国际空间站
狗 Dog.
别吵 Shut up!
站 Stay.
国际空间站
站 Shun.
空间 站 Space. Stay.
国际空间站
站 国际空间站 Shun. International Space Station.
罗恩队 两题
这怎么可能 How... how's that possible?
- 非洲 - 非洲 - Africa. - "Africa"?
摩纳哥 Morocco.
苹果醋
- 康普茶 - 苹果醋 - Kombucha! - Apple cider vinegar.
罗恩队 六题
天 Oh.
女人 撒切 玛格丽特·撒切尔 Woman. Thatch. Margaret Thatcher.
玛格丽特·撒切尔
罗恩队 七题
时间到 And that's your time.
罗恩 你们答对了七题 Ron, you got seven correct, which brings your total
总分来到了非常高的六万一 to a whopping 61,000.
太棒了 兄弟 Whoo! Heck yeah, bro. Whoo!
但你离胜利还有一步之遥 But one thing stands between you and victory.
实际上是两步 安妮和珍妮 Well, actually two, Anne and Jenny.
- 朋友 - 请到台前 换一下位置 - Oh, boy. - Come on up. Let's switch places.
击败他们 Beat that.
我的天 你没事吧 Oh, my God, are you okay?
什么 What? What?
安妮 珍妮 Anne? Jenny?
- 到 - 你们要至少猜对九题才能赢 - Yeah? - You need at least nine in order to win.
股市
- 好的 - 计时开始 - Okay. - And your time starts now.
股市
好的 好的 想一下 想一下 Okay, okay, okay, thinking, thinking.
收集 Um. Um. A gathering. Uh.
你有一个... 有一些... You have a... You... you... you have some...
耳朵... 耳朵疼 耳环 Uh. A... an ear... ear... ear... earache, earring, earring.
耳朵里有枪 耳环枪 我听不见 你聋了 A gun in my ear? Earring gun. "I can't hear," You're deaf.
好吧 不是... 不是那个 Uh. Okay, not... No. Don't... Not that.
飞着的...飞着的鸭子 Um. A flying... A flying duck.
股市
鸭子... 有东西在动 什么呀 A duck... A duck. Uh. Something is moving. What?
股市
安妮队 一题
克里斯蒂·山口
番茄酱
安妮队 三题
披头士
安妮队 四题
胶棒
安妮队 五题
起司蛋糕
安妮队 六题
阴影
安妮队 七题
倒垃圾
安妮队 八题
英雄
罗恩队61000分 安妮队60100分
英雄
安妮队 61100分
到底是什么 做点其他动作 What? Do... do something else.
你在坐牢 你出不去 You're in jail, you can't get out.
你是汉堡神偷 You're The Hamburglar.
太惨了 This is pathetic.
做点别的动作 Do something else!
做点其他动作 Just do something else!
这是... Uh. It's a...
东叔叔 Uncle Dong?
好吧 东叔叔 东叔叔 股市 Okay, Uncle Dong, Uncle Dong. Uncle... Stock market.
好吧 我吗 祈祷 Um. Okay. Um. Me? Me? Praying.
我在祈祷 我在祈祷 I'm praying, I'm praying. Uh-huh. Okay.
- 是克里斯蒂·山口 - 答对了 - And Kristi Yamaguchi! - Yes.
对 Yes.
看这个房子 我 我 我 Looking at a house. Okay, me, me, me, me.
番茄酱 Ketchup!
什么 What?
恶心 你 我 恶心 披头士 Uh. Gross, gross. You, me, gross. Oh! The Beatles.
好 你 香蕉 Yeah. Okay, uh, you, uh, banana.
胶棒 胶棒 Glue stick! Glue stick!
那是...我 起司蛋糕 Oh, yeah, that's... that's me! That's cheesecake!
我也喜欢 I like it too.
电影《猫狗也疯狂》里的悲伤小狗 Uh. The... the sad dog from, uh, Homeward Bound.
阴影... 对了 Shadow. Yes! Yes!
倒垃圾 Taking out the trash!
- 对 - 很棒 - Yes! - That... that was good.
非常好 Very good.
再来 猜谜女士 Come on, Quiz Lady!
下一个 One more.
好的 Okay.
你在... 扔东西 你想要变得更强壮 You are just, uh, so flinging. Oh, you're gonna be strong.
你有... 肌肉 肌肉 You are... Muscle. Muscle.
肌肉 你是肌肉女 Muscle. You're like muscle... muscle lady.
肌肉 什么 Muscle. What? Oh, oh, oh, oh!
肌肉 胸罩 胸甲 胸部 Muscle. A bra... A breastplate. Breast. Uh.
你是母老虎 Uh. You're like a tiger woman.
你在游泳 那是什么 Oh! You... you're swimming. What is this?
好吧 我汗流浃背了 Uh. Oh! Oh, yes. Uh. Okay, okay. I'm sweating, I'm sweating.
好吧 你 你 Okay. Okay. You, you, you.
你在... 挖洞 You are... ...digging a hole.
挖洞 挖洞 挖洞 Digging a hole, digging a hole, digging a hole.
你... And you...
在洞里拉屎 shit in a hole?
什么 在洞里排泄 Uh. Sh... shoot in a hole?
在洞里排泄 好吧 Shoot in a hole? Shoot in a hole. Okay.
我... 我 Me. Me and, uh,
你 you.
你 我 You, me.
你 你 You. You.
我 Me.
英雄 Hero?
时间到 And time's up.
新的冠军已经诞生 We have a new champion.
哇 Whoo!
猜谜女士是我最好的朋友 Quiz Lady is my best friend.
- 天呐 - 不 不 - My God! - No! No! No!
很抱歉 泰瑞 很抱歉 各位 I'm very sorry, Terry. I'm very sorry to do this, everybody.
- 她作弊了 - 什么 - She cheated. - What?
你带了条狗 还在最后一刻换了搭档 You brought in a dog, you changed partners at the last second.
他们用了某种古中国的心灵相通大法 They use some kind of ancient Chinese mind meld.
- 你这是种族歧视 - 说实话 泰瑞 - Actual racism. - Just be honest with me, Terry.
我威胁到你的地位了 You're threatened by me.
你想让我输 You wanted me to lose?
他希望我输 He wanted me to lose.
输也要输得体面 Just lose with honor.
我不能... 我让人振奋 I can't... I can't... I can't. I am exciting.
我年轻 活跃 充满活力 I'm fresh. I'm popping. I'm young.
而你只是个无聊的老头 And you're just a boring old man.
弄得好像是你发明了... Acting like you invented...
领结一样 ...the bow tie.
我还能继续说 I'll keep going.
对 我会说... Yeah, I will say...
我觉得你应该别说了 I think you should stop.
实际上 我觉得你应该滚开 罗恩 In fact, I think you should buzz off, Ron.
无聊的老头会这么说话吗 Would a boring old man say that?
恭喜你 安妮 你是新的问答冠军 Congratulations, Anne, you're our new Quiz Champion!
抱歉 泰瑞 I'm sorry, Terry.
不要 我... No. I... Yeah.
安妮 安妮 安妮 Anne! Anne! Anne!
让我们明晚继续 Join us tomorrow
常识问答 学习知识 for another night of fast facts and live learning.
我是泰瑞·麦克提 I'm Terry McTeer, and I'll be right... Oh!
明天见 I'll be right here.
晚安 Have a good night.
你做到了 You did it!
- 我们做到了 - 赢了 赢了 - We did it. - Win! Win!
你带我跑这么远 You bring me all this way...
承诺我可以有机会玩你比我猜游戏 ...on the promise that I might get a chance to play charades...
但都是骗人的 ...and it was all just a... charade.
嘿 如果你要一直这么痛苦 那就去死好了 Hey, if you're gonna be this miserable, can you just, like, die?
- 别啊 - 因为你毁了她的美好时光 - Don't. - 'Cause you're ruining her moment.
哟 美好时光 看看你们俩 Oh, moment. Look at the two of you,
四处奔波 寻找幸福 running around, searching for happiness.
简直是神经错乱 It's just deranged.
接受事实吧 没有什么会让生活变得更好 Just accept the fact that nothing will make life better.
生活总是... 是 Life is, and always has been a... a...
奇迹 ...A miracle.
那是谁... 那是... It's... it's... it's... it's, uh, it... it's...
- 谁啊 - 抱歉打扰了 - Who? - So sorry to bother you.
她是你的超级粉丝 She's a huge fan of yours.
也许你可以用你的高尔夫球车载她一程 Uh. Maybe you can give her a ride in your golf cart.
她.. 她马上就要死了 Sh... she's gonna die soon.
- 她得了一种可怕的病 - 就是... - And she has this horrible disease... - It's...
她的肠子 ...where her intestines
像野草一样疯长到处都是 grow like an invasive weed. It's everywhere.
- 他们... - 好了 好了 上车 - They kinda... - Yeah, yeah, fine. Hop in.
她还觉得 She also thinks
你是那个苏格兰演员 you're the Scottish actor,
艾伦·卡明 你就配合一下吧 Alan Cumming. Just play along with that.
你在《傲骨贤妻》里演得很出色 You're excellent in The Good Wife.
你真的很棒 You're so, so excellent.
- 噢 多么美丽的姑娘 - 天呐 - Ooh! What a bonnie lass. - Oh, my God!
- 他是谁 - 吹风笛 - Who was that? - Play that bagpipe!
- 反正不是艾伦·卡明 - 财源滚滚 好运降临 - Not Alan Cumming. - Oh, me pot o' gold. Lucky Charms!
布丁真好吃 那个苏格兰帽子也... That was a bloody good pudding. Glengarry...
看这里 好美啊 Oh! Look at it. Oh! It's so beautiful.
伯班克在哪 Where's Burbank from here?
我觉得在那边的山边 I think it's over there by the mountains.
哇 Wow!
我总觉得那里就是我的天命所在 I always thought my destiny was out there.
或许吧 Maybe it is.
不 Nah.
那里只是伯班克 It's just Burbank.
抱歉 我把妈妈抛给你 I'm sorry, I left you to deal with Mom.
对不起 我毁了和酷表哥住在一起的机会 I'm sorry, I ruined our chance of living with the cool cousins.
- 不是你的错 - 是我的错 - That was not your fault. - It was.
他们一直觉得我们是家里的败类 I mean, they always thought we were the losers of the family.
是有点 We kind of were.
但今天不是 Not today.
你说得对 今天不是 You're right. Not today.
- 今天不是 - 今天不是 - Not today! - Not today!
- 去他妈的 - 好了 - Motherfuckers! - Oh, okay.
- 我爱你 - 看 有鹅 - I love you. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! - Look, geese, geese!
抱歉 你刚刚说什么 I'm sorry, what were you saying?
我爱你 珍妮 I love you, Jenny.
我爱你 安妮 I love you, Annie.
谢谢 Thank you.
- 你刚刚说了"谢谢" - 是啊 怎么了 - Did you just say, "Thank you"? - What? Yeah. Why?
过来 快过来 让我抱抱你 Come here. Come here, I'm touching you now.
- 不 - 你拒绝不了 - No! - You can't help it.
我为你骄傲 I'm so proud of you.
好 Okay.
我打算 You know, I, uh, I'm gonna
在加州待一段时间 have to stay in California for a while.
你现在真是让人刮目相看 Oh! Look at the glow up.
你想和我一起吗 Would you wanna stay with me?
我觉得我们合作默契 Just 'cause I feel like we make a pretty good team.
当然可以 Uh. Yeah! We do!
我终于可以 搭配我们的衣服了 Oh. I can finally, like, coordinate our outfits.
我有一件超棒的无袖外套 是黄绿色的 I have the most amazing sleeveless blazer, it's chartreuse.
- 我拒绝 - 很显瘦的 - No. - It would be very slimming.
- 我不喜欢无袖 - 你要做的 - I don't like sleeveless. - All you have to do
安妮赢得九十三场比赛 成为史上获冠时间最长的冠军
泰瑞让安妮钉上她的第一个领结
- 就是多做几个俯卧撑 - 什么意思 - is some pushups. - What do you mean?
你应该锻炼下手臂 You should work on your arms a little bit.
你是想说我身材走样了还是怎么的 Are you trying to say that I'm out of shape or something?
是的 Yeah.
他们成为了好朋友
我不敢看... 放着吧 算了 I can't look at... Leave it. No, no.
给我吧 你走开 让我自己看 Let me have it, you go away, and let me look at it by myself.
罗恩的崩溃让人警醒
天呐 看这个 Oh, my God, look at that.
罗恩 胜场数八十四
♪ 相互依靠 ♪ Lean on each other
他开始接受治疗 每周两次
♪ 当我们需要额外力量时 ♪ When we need some extra strength
扁面先生成为了网红 每次发帖能赚二十万美元
♪ 我们永不屈服 我们永不动摇 ♪ We'll never cave or we'll never waver
这让它比大多数家庭还要富有 资本主义有点过火了
♪ 我们会变得越来越勇敢 ♪ And we'll always become braver and braver
哇 Whoo!
噢 对了 法兰辛
她去世了
含笑而终
♪ 我们尽情舞蹈 如入无人之境 ♪ We'll dance like nobody's there
♪ 我们尽情舞蹈 抛开所有顾虑 ♪ we'll dance without any cares
♪ 我们分享谈论问题 ♪ We'll talk 'bout problems we share
珍妮最终获得了丘吉士餐厅的支票
谢谢你 干得好 Thanks so much. Well done.
是一大笔钱
珍妮还清了妈妈的债务
♪ 我们会唱歌给人们听 ♪ We'll sing to people and show
♪ 这意味着 ♪ What it means
♪ 变得年轻 奋力成长 ♪ To be young and growing up
她甚至获得了丘吉士餐厅的终身免费用餐卡特权
肯那一帮人现在每天都在那里吃午饭
让一让 让一让 Make way. Make way.
烫 烫 烫 Ooh! Hot, hot, hot! Ooh!
他们都点墨西哥烤肉卷 味道好极了
好了 Yeah.
我们早该开始这种家庭式聚餐了 We should've done this family style.
但是每个人都点这道菜也让人难以理解
晚上好 欢迎来到本·富兰克林温泉旅馆 Good eve. Welcome to the Ben Franklin Inn and Spa.
本·富兰克林摘掉了牙套 更贴合其时代背景了
噢 Oh!
那是什么声音 是小鸟在叽叽喳喳吗 What is that sound? Is it a chirping bird?
他甚至不用手机和电脑了
现在都是蒂娜在做
本·富兰克林温泉旅馆 Ben Franklin Inn and Spa.
♪ 我尽可能多的留下美好的回忆 ♪ I make as many good memories as I can
巴特重回中情局当密码破译员
他的同事居然是珍妮的前男友查德 世界真小啊
♪ 有些夜晚我会失眠 ♪ When there are nights I can't sleep
♪ 但最终一切都会好起来 ♪ it's okay in the end
抱歉 我的措辞太糟糕了 I'm sorry, that was horrible phrasing.
这位女士原来是杀人犯
珍妮在马里布买了一栋豪宅
扁面先生也有一栋
还有天使发小姐陪着她
安妮找到了一份受人赏识的工作
《问答不能停》编剧办公室
♪ 我知道我现在所做的造就了我 ♪ I know what I do now makes me, me
♪ 无论我们去哪里 无论我们去哪里 ♪ Wherever we go, wherever we go, we
♪ 我们尽情舞蹈 如入无人之境 ♪ We'll dance like nobody's there
♪ 我们尽情舞蹈 抛开所有顾虑 ♪ we'll dance without any cares
♪ 我们分享谈论问题 ♪ We'll talk 'bout problems we
♪ 我们将分享那些不公平的事情 ♪ share we'll talk 'bout things that ain't fair
♪ 我们歌唱我们所不知道的事情 ♪ We'll sing 'bout things
♪ 我们唱给人们听 ♪ we don't know we'll sing to people and show
♪ 这意味着 变得年轻 奋力成长 ♪ What it means to be young and growing up
♪ 无论好坏 ♪ We'll take the good with
♪ 我们坦然接受 ♪ the bad all of the times that we'll have
♪ 珍惜每一刻 我们会互相扶持 ♪ Make every moment last we'll have each other's backs
♪ 因为最终我们 ♪ 'Cause in the end we
♪ 不知道将去往何处 ♪ don't know we don't know where we will go
♪ 我们不知道 所以还有一点 ♪ We don't know so there's still a little more
♪ 成长 ♪ Growing up
♪ 坚持 ♪ Hold on
♪ 相信我 相信我 宝贝 ♪ Trust me, trust me, baby
♪ 我们能飞向天空 我们能 我们能做到 ♪ Into the sky we can, we can, we can make it
♪ 我能行 你能行 我们能行 ♪ I got it, you got it, we got it
♪ 一切都在我的掌控之中 ♪ I got this under control
♪ 你可以 你可以 ♪ You can, you can,
♪ 你可以叫我一起 我们势不可挡 ♪ you can call me together, unstoppable
♪ 我能行 你能行 我们能行 ♪ I got it, you got it, we got it