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记住 如果只响两声就断掉 Remember, if it rings twice then stops,
那他肯定把我拉黑了 he's definitely blocked me.
一声 One.
两声 Two.
继续等 Keep waiting.
还会再响的 It's gonna ring again.
一定会的 Has to.
等着就行 Just wait.
会响的 It's coming.
尼基 Nicky?
呃 我不是尼基 抱歉 No, I'm not Nicky, sorry.
你想听听我写的诗吗 Do you wanna hear the poem Iwrote?
诗名《送他一朵后庭花》 It's called"I Gave Him Anal"
我贴在照片墙上了 12个赞 Posted it on Instagram. 12 likes.
不了谢谢 咱们家擅长艺术的是我 不是你 No, thanks. Art's my thing, not yours.
那是什么 What's that?
我们最后一次的避孕套 The last condom we used.
-我留下来了 -好恶心 I kept it. JOSIE: Ah, it stinksl
你对爱情就这态度 Yeah, well, that's love for you.
好吧 轮到我了 Okay. My turn.
-赛伯的帽衫 -他不在楼上吗 Seb's hoodie. - Isn't he upstairs?
你要装成生活梦想中的样子 You have to manifest the reality you want.
宁宙才可能成全你 Maybe the universe will listen.
他们在看我们 They're watching us.
戴夫的表现让我意外 JOSIE: I'm surprised with Dev.
换作别人早就逃了 Most men would be running for the hills.
我觉得这段时间 我还是不要烦你了 Perhaps you need me to get out of your hair for a while.
怎么 你玩得不开心吗 Oh, are you not having a lovely time?
我当然开心 Yes, of course, I am.
那你拿着车钥匙干嘛 Then why are you holding your car keys?
是你女儿的原因 It's just the girls.
她们似乎心情不好 They seem to be struggling, and- -
而且你手头的事已经够多了 and you've already got enough on your plate as it is.
失去父亲并非易事 Well, losing their father hasnft been easy.
我觉得她们还没完全释怀 I don't think they're really over it.
在她们的生活中 缺乏一个稳定 安全的男性形象 They don't have a safe, stable male figure in their lives,
这栋房子也让她们很压抑 and this house is upsetting for them.
也许你女儿需要一团真正的篝火 Maybe the girls are craving a real bonfire.
你懂的 清新的空气 绿绿的草地 You know, fresh air, green grass.
每次我跟丽莎遇到了困难 When me and Lisa had times of crisis,
我们都会去大自然里找答案 we always liked to go back to nature.
但我觉得你女儿 But I don't suppose you girls
对这种事应该没兴趣 对吧 are into that sort of thing, are you?
我们经常去露营的 对不对 We're always going out into the woods, aren't we?
三个女生 在大自然中放归自我 Just three girls having it out in Mother Nature.
想不到你的车还在修车厂 Can't believe your car's still at the garage.
他们修得真细啊 It's been giving it a thorough service.
是啊 是哪里出问题了来着 Yeah, I think there's an issue we the, uh...
方向盘 Wheels.
你情不错嘛 乔西 You're in a good mood, Josie
对我超兴奋 Oh, yeah, I'm excited.
-是吗 -是的 DEB: Really? - Yep
我会找到自我的 I'm gonna find myself.
真是个好主意 乔西 DEV: That's a great idea, Josie.
希望我们都能找到自我 Let's all try to find ourselves.
如果我不想找回自我呢 What if I don't wanna find myself?
那你就去成为别人啊 Well, you can find someone else to be.
哪里会那么容易 找到自我很难的 It's not that easy. Finding yourself is hard.
所以我这个间隔年才拖得额外长 That's why I've been on this gap year for so long.
游手好闲与一事无成之间的间隔吗 Gap year between what, nothing and nothing?
-你整天都无所事事 -我是个艺术家 You don't do anything. - Uh, I'm an artist.
你什么都不做 You've not made anything.
因为我的创造力在家里受到了抑制 Yeah, cause I've been stifling my creativity at home.
不 你说得对 乔西 DEV: No, that's great, Josie.
很多伟大人物都是在森林中找到自我的 Some of the greatest minds find themselves in the woods.
你也可以像你妈妈一样 You could take after your mother.
她很有创造力 She's very creative.
没错 我会找到灵感的 Oh, yes. Im gonna get inspired.
就像W.B.叶芝的诗一样 It's just like W. B. Yeats said.
脑中燃起烈火 所以我走入榛树林 I went out to the hazel wood because a fire was in my head.
哦 碧梨还真是兴奋呢 Ooh. Billie's excited.
乔西 听我说 你想都别想 Josie, listen to me. Don't you dare.
干嘛 我只想发挥发挥创造力 What? I just wanna get creative again.
-表现一下自我 -你给我收着点 乔西 To express myself. DEB: Don't go there, Josie.
别把那些坏情绪引出来 You getting in touch with your emotions is dangerous.
我们不能再经历一次了 We are not doing this again.
真不敢相信你把那东西带来了 I can't believe you'd bring that thing here.
就带了颜料而已 It's just my paints.
这他妈是潘多拉魔盒 It's Pandora s fucking Box,
我们费了好大劲才刚把它关上 and we've only just managed to shut it again.
精神病院的人都说我画的很好 They said I was good at it on the psych ward.
对 是精神病院说的 Yeah, it's psych ward good.
不是透纳奖说的 It's not the Turner Prize.
我不是给你压力 但这趟旅行 Not to pressure you, but everything
对我们太重要了 is riding on this trip.
戴夫已经迫不及待想逃离了 Dev's already started reaching for the emergency escape hatch,
我不能让他发现 and I can't have him finding out
他是我们这个家犹如 that he's the last pillar propping us up
罗马崩塌前的最后一根支柱 before the fall of fucking Rome.
我一次只能应付 I can only afford one daughter
一个崩溃的女儿 having a breakdown at a time.
尼基 Nicky?
不 是我 我是戴夫 Uh, no. It's me. It's Dev.
好了 都交出来吧 姑娘们 DEB: Right. Hand them over, girls.
什么 What?
把手机放在车里 We're leaving phones in the car.
-这是戴夫的主意 -但是 Dev's idea. BILLIE: Butl
这对我们颇有裨益 DEV: It'll be good for us.
眼睛总盯着屏幕 就会与绿色失之交臂 Can't take in the green if we're staring at the screen.
手机可以放在置物箱里哈 We can keep them in the glove compartment.
你的平板就不能放进去吗 Be hard to fit your iPad in there.
就一晚上 戴夫 It's only for the night, Dev.
我们明早再回来拿 We can get it back in the morning.
好了 Right.
咱们踏上冒险之旅吧 Let's have an adventure.
-我能在车里等吗 -不行 Can I wait in the car? DEB: No.
酥饼 空气清新剂 Shortbread, air freshener,
还有个鸡蛋 and one egg.
在爱彼迎上卖70镑 便宜吧 £70 on Airbnb. Bargain.
都跟心理治疗一个价了 That's the same price as therapy.
没错 但这是为大家准备的 Exactly, and this one benefits all of us.
所以别那么自私了 Much less selfish.
期待我们的下一次冒险 "To our next adventure. "
这是谁写的 戴夫 笔友吗 Who wrote that, Dev? A pen pal?
男性笔友吧 A male pen pal?
-是丽莎写的 -啊 - It's from Lisa. - Ah.
一定是我们上次一起旅行时 She must have left it from the last time
她留在这里的 we went on a trip together.
我们去了湖区游野泳 Wild swimming in the Lake District.
那次真好玩 我们没带游泳衣 It was so funny- - we didn't bring
所以我们就 our swimming costumes, so we just...
好吧 我也许不该多说 真的 Well, shouldn't say anymore, really.
所以 野餐吃的在哪儿 So, uh, hmm. Where's the picnic food?
我以为你会带的 I thought you were bringing that
因为我付了小木屋的钱 because I paid for the cabin.
还有油费 还有你的奇巧棒 And the petrol. And your Kit- Kat Chunky.
哦 我不知道还有这一说 I didn't realize that was the deal.
很抱歉 Sorry.
丽莎以前总带自己做的点心 Lisa always used to bring hand- baked snacks
和她最拿手的扁豆辣椒酱 and her famous lentil bean chili.
我们可以去拿补给 We can go get supplies.
我带碧梨一起 她很喜欢户外的 I'll take Billie with me. She loves the outdoors.
你俩可以好好亨受下大自然 You two can go to enjoy the nature.
告诉我 乔西 你都会带什么过来 Now, tell me, Josie, what are you going to get?
晚餐吃的啊 Supplies for dinner.
那你不会带什么过来呢 And what are you not going to find?
我的自我 Myself.
好姑娘 Good girl.
她就该让我在车里等着的 Wish she'd just let me wait in the car.
万一尼基给我发短信呢 What if Nicky's texted?
享受当下嘛 看看这美丽的大自然 Try to embrace it. Look at the beautiful nature.
是啊 跟电视上一样 Yeah, it's just like it looks on TV.
超他妈无聊 Fucking boring.
-小卖部在哪儿 -哦 Where's the shop? - Oh.
我们不去小卖部 We're not going to the shop.
-我们要靠自己的灵感 -如何 We're gonna get inspired. How?
我还没想到那一步 I've not got that far yet.
不带手机也许是好事 Maybe it's nice, not having our phones.
聆听着风声和树沙沙作响 Listen to the winds, the trees.
你都听到了什么 你在想什么 What do you hear? What's in your mind?
-什么都没想 -这就对了 Nothing. - Exactly.
我什么都没想 我脑子一片空白 Nothing at all. My head's empty.
乔西 我脑子一片空白 Josie, my head is empty.
-我知道 -不 空空如也 I know, yeah. - No, it's fucking empty.
各种感觉向我袭来 I feel everything.
那种空虚的黑暗 里面什么都没有 The dark void of emptiness- - there's nothing in there!
一无所有 救救我 Nothing! Help me.
尼基离开了我的大脑 我该如何填补空虚 What do I do with all the space in my brain that Nicky took up?
你只要找个新爱好 You just need to find a new thing
转移注意就行 to fill the void with.
但别选艺术 我已经选了 Not art, though. That's my thing.
不许用灵感把你脑子填满 听到了吗 Don't be filling that empty head with ideas, okay?
瞧 教堂 Oh, look, a church.
伟大的艺术家常能从教堂中获得灵感 Some of the best artists get inspiration in churches.
好兴奋 来吧 咱们走 How exciting! Let's go! Come on!
上面说《傲慢与偏见》的部分段落 Says here this is where Jane Austen
就是简·奥斯汀在这儿写下的 wrote passages of"Pride and Prejudice. "
那你想走吧 BILLIE: Oh, do you wanna go?
-碧犁 这是好事啊 -好吧 Billie, that's a good thing. BILLIE: Oh.
不过这里还挺不错的 Well, it is quite nice in here.
想象一下 很多年以前 她曾坐在这里 Imagine, all those years ago, she sat in here
文思泉涌 and thought of ideas.
我貌似有条文思要来了 得做好准备 I think one's coming. Better get ready.
要再给你点纸吗 BILLIE: Need more paper?
滚开行吗 Just fuck off, okay?
景色真棒 Lovely.
跟我讲讲你跟丽莎的探险吧 Tell me more about your adventures with Lisa.
好吧 我们会玩骨牌游戏 Oh, well, uh, we'd, um, we'd play Rummikub.
当然 我会练习御寒呼吸法 I'd practice my Wim Hof, obviously,
然后我们会去游泳 and then we'd go wild swimming
聊一聊我俩最爱的音乐 还有 We'd, um, we'd chat about our favorite music and, uh- -
游野泳 The wild swimming.
这种做法很淘气 Well, that's, uh, a bit naughty.
这是我和她之间的秘密 It's a secret between myself and her.
也可能是我最欢乐的记忆 Probably my happiest memory.
咱们也狂野一点 Let's go wild.
呃 这里有点 有点冷 Oh, well, it's a it's a bit chilly.
享受生活嘛 Oh, live a little.
让我们回归自然 Let's get back to nature.
呃 抱歉 Oh, I'm sorry.
我就是有点想她 I was just thinking about her.
抱歉 能给我张纸巾吗 Sorry, can I have a tissue?
谢谢 Thank you.
不 我不能用这个 Oh, no, I can't- -
我不能用 这是丽莎的 I can't use that, that's Lisa sl
是吗 对不起 我没意识到 Oh, is it? I'm sorry, I didn't realize.
尼基 Nicky?
-不 那是耶稣 -哦 No, that's Jesus- Oh.
你好像很迷失 You seem lost.
是啊 我刚被甩了 I am, yeah. Just got dumped.
你敢信吗 我本来都要生下他的孩子了 Can you believe it? I was gonna have his baby.
哦 所以你 Oh, are you...?
天啊 你是不是傻 No, are you thick? Don't be ridiculous.
该死 等等 Oh, shit, wait.
你们是那种痛恨堕胎的教会 Are you the kind of church that hates abortions
还是那种假装很包容的教会 or are you the kind that pretends like it's fine?
我们的教会相信自由意志 Uh, we believe in free will here.
上帝会给你需要的一切 God gives you what you need.
所以是上帝给了我男朋友 So God gave me my boyfriend?
应该是的 Uh, I suppose so, yes.
所以上帝也会让他回心转意的 So God's gonna bring him back.
我 我没那么说 I- - I didn't say that.
上帝爱你 而且 Go- - God loves you, and, uh,
上帝做事永远都是为了你的福祉 God will always do what's right for you,
很多人都能从中找到安慰 and a- - a lot of people find comfort in that.
但条件是什么 What's the catch?
这是一段孤独的旅程 It- - it's a personal journey.
需要投入很多年的承诺 It takes years of dedication.
但上帝会永远与你同在 Uh, but God will always be with you.
你的意思是 他永远不会离开我 So you're saying he's a man that can't leave me?
恩 我想是的 Uh, I suppose so. Uh, yes.
我加入 I'm in.
那是你朋友吗 PRIEST: Who's your friend?
那是我姐 BILLIE: Oh. That's my sister.
她在祈祷吗 And is she praying?
不 她在等待灵感 BILLIE: No, she's hoping for inspiration,
可她并未意识到 自己向来都一事无成 but she hasn't worked out that she's shit at everything yet.
坦白讲 她之所以会来这 To be fair, she's mostly here
是为了逃避给她男友手淫 so she doesn't have to give her boyfriend a handjob.
她是拉拉 She's a lesbian.
哇 我感觉好多了 Wow. I feel loads better.
太感谢了 祝您一天愉快 Thank you very much. Have a lovely day.
再见 Goodbye.
我收回刚才的话 我热爱大自然 I take it all back. I love nature.
你看这从树叶的缝隙见透过的光 Look at the way the light goes through the trees.
看看森林里处处可见的惊喜 Yeah, all the wonders of the woodland.
噫 那是化石吗 Oh! Is that a fossil?
不 那是狗屎 你是中啥邪了 No, it's dog shit. What's gotten into you?
-我遇到了一个人 -谁 - I met someone. Who?
他真的好善良 好有爱 好热情 Well, they're really kind and loving, passionate.
-是上帝吧 -没错 就是上帝 - It's God, isn't it? - It's God, yeah.
真棒 Fantastic.
我从未有过这种平静的感觉 Never felt peace like it
还记得我之前空空如也的大脑吗 Remember when my head was all empty earlier?
现在没事了 因为已经装进了上帝 Well, it's okay now, cause God's in it.
我是谁 Who am I?
我他妈的到底是谁啊 Who actually fucking am I?
我一点主意都没有 I've had no ideas- - nothing.
我至少也该有点灵感了吧 Wouldn't I have had inspiration by now?
-也许你不是艺术家的料 -我注定会是艺术家 Maybe you're not an artist. - I've got to be an artist.
-我承载了太多的痛苦 -众人皆苦 I got too much pain to not be. - We've all got pain.
是啊 但我都比你们都多 Yeah, but I've got loads of it.
妈耶 听起来是很惨 Shit, that does sound tough.
-你知道谁能帮你吗 -千万别跟我扯上帝 You know who might help you? - Don't you dare say God.
就是上帝 没错 It's God, yeah.
你们回来了 太好了 You're homel Fantastic.
咱们的包呢 Where's all the bags?
你俩搞我啊 Fuck me.
戴夫在隔壁 以为我在像他那个傻逼亡妻一样 Dev is next door thinking I'm making a woodland feast
做丛林大餐给他吃 like his stupid, dead wife did.
你们为啥没去拿补给品 Why did you not get supplies?
因为我找到了更好的 I found something much better, actually.
哦 谢天谢地 Oh, thank goodness for that.
差点吓我一跳 You had me scared there that
我以为咱们都要饿肚子了 we were gonna have nothing to eat.
你都带来了什么 What did you get?
这不是那种带来的东西 It's not something you get.
而需要你去感觉 Something you feel. DEB: Eh?
是上帝 妈妈 她说的是上帝 It's God, Mum. She's talking about God.
我真她妈服了 For fuck's sake.
我就放松了10分钟警惕 I cannot turn my back for ten minutes
你俩就给我轮流找上帝哈 without one of you finding God.
乔西上一次误入山达基教的教训不记得了吗 We're not having another Josie Scientology fiasco.
那牌子上写的是”免费性格测试“ The sign said"free personality test"
我能怎么办 不进去吗 What was I gonna do? Not go in?
现在只有酥饼和鸡蛋了 怎么能做成一顿饭 How the fuck do I make a meal out of shortbread and an egg?
哇哦 闻起来真香 Mmm, smells delicious.
香个屁 戴夫 Well, it doesn't, Dev,
我什么都没做呢 cause Ive not cooked anything.
我们根本没食物 We've not got any food.
抱歉让你失望了 I've let you down. I'm so sorry.
我永远都不会是丽莎 I will never be Lisa.
不 No.
不 你不会的 No, you won't.
他说这话时礼貌吗 Did he say that in a nice way?
戴夫还是没回来吧 JOSIE: Still no sign of Dev, then?
咱俩是不是该去帮帮她 Should we help her?
现在能帮她的只有上帝 Only God can help her now.
你觉得这次旅行失败 是咱俩的错吗 Do you think it's our fault the trip is ruined?
也许吧 Probably, yeah.
没关系 JOSIE: It's okay.
妈有超能力 她能把 Mum's superpower is turning
不好的回忆变成美好的回忆 all bad memories into good ones.
就算这周末是在地狱里过的 We could spend the weekend burning in hell
我向你保证 到了周一 and I guarantee you, by Monday,
她还会深情回忆起这周末有多温馨 she'd be reminiscing fondly about how warm it was.
你没事吧 妈妈 You okay, Mum?
也许他找不到我们了 他在森林里迷路了 Maybe he can't find us. He's lost in the woods.
也许他正孤单一人 Maybe he's alone.
我们来升团火 We have to help him by making a fire,
帮他找到回家的路 就像黑夜中的灯塔 a beacon in the night, for him to find his way back.
好吧 酥饼还剩下三分之一 Okay, well, let us know if you'd like
想吃的话告诉我 a third of some shortbread.
可怜的女人 Poor woman.
竟还觉得他会回来 She still thinks he's coming back.
疯了吧 Deluded.
只有上帝才能把人带回来 Only God can bring men back.
我觉得戴夫是被上帝送走的 I think God probably sent Dev away.
出于仁慈 Out of mercy.
你觉得尼基也是上帝送走的吗 Do you think God could've sent Nicky away?
很可能啊 Could've done, yeah.
上帝为什么要这么做 What the fuck would God do that for?
我不知道 这就是那些 Dunno, that's just one
所谓的未解之谜 对吗 of the unanswerable questions, innit?
你什么意思 What do you mean?
嗯 不是有这种说法吗 Well, like, that's the thing,
不是一切都有答案的 世界也不是非黑即白 you can't get all the answers. It's all a bit murky.
你只要选择能跟你产生共振的就好 You just sort of have to choose what resonates.
我他妈必须找个答案 I'm gonna go get some fucking answers.
想都别想 这都是你的错 Don't you dare. This is your fault.
怎么会是我的错 How is it my fault?
因为你把那个破盒子带到了这里 Because you brought that fucking box.
你根本没去准备晚餐 You didn't even try and get dinner.
你去树林里寻找灵感了不是吗 You went out into the woods to get inspired, didn't you?
-承认吧 你好自私 -我没有 Admit it- - selfishl- I didn't!
-承认吧 -行行 我承认 Admit itl Okay, I did.
我只是在探索自己的艺术细胞 I wanted to go do some of my art.
我想做名艺术家都不行吗 I want to be an artist. What's wrong with art?
因为它会带给你不好的结果 乔西 Because where does it end, Josie?
下一步 你就会要求心理咨询 Next, you'll be asking for therapy,
好像我的建议对你来说还不够 like my advice isn't good enough for you or something.
-就是这样 -听我说 Yes! DEB: Listen to me.
世上哪个艺术家是快乐的 Can you think of a happy artist?
不 他们都很痛苦 No- they're all fucking miserable.
这就是艺术对人的影响 That is what art does to people.
它把一切我们无法承受的情绪 It drags up all kinds of emotions
都牵扯出来 that we cannot afford to have.
不要探索自己了 Stop exploring yourself.
你不能去深水区游泳 You do not need to swim in deeper waters.
因为那里有鲨鱼 That's where sharks are.
这只是艺术而已 It's just art.
我只希望你能有个稳定的生活 I just wish that you would choose a stable life
与你贴心的男友安稳度日 and settle down with your nice boyfriend.
而不是这些不切实际的想法 这样更保险 None of these big ideas; it's much safer.
就像我和戴夫 Like me and Dev.
所以 他去哪儿了呢 Well, where is he, then?
上帝 有人吗 出来 God? Hello? God?
上帝 回来 上帝 God! Come back, God!
我有问题要问 我需要笞案 I've got questions, and I need answers!
你个胆小鬼 You coward!
我找到予一个好男人 I found a good one.
我知道 I know it.
我们只要多点信心就好 We just have to have a little faith.
上帝根本不存在 BILLIE: There is no God.
他开着一辆沃克斯豪尔科萨离开了我 He just drove away from me in a Vauxhall Corsa.
我放弃了 所有男人都会抛弃我们 I give up. All men leave us.
-连上帝都不例外 -不是这样的 Even God. - That's not true.
那他们都去哪儿了 BILLIE: Why are none of them here, then?
-戴夫去哪儿了 -是啊 Where's Dev? JOSIE: Yeah.
戴夫去哪儿了 妈妈 Where is Dev, Mum?
他离开很久了 He's been gone a long time.
-他会回来的 -是吗 - He's coming back. - Is he?
他把我们抛弃在了树林 BILLIE: He's left us out in the woods,
丝毫不顾我们还没吃饭 he's left us with no food,
我们会死的 and we're going to die.
也许他被什么事耽搁了 Maybe he's just got distracted.
或许他在镇上帮某人的忙 Or he's helping someone in the town or something.
听听自己在说什么吧 女人 BILLIE: Oh, listen to yourself, woman!
他永远不会忘记他的亡妻 He's never gonna get over his dead wifel
不 是你的错 No, it's your fault.
你俩把他吓跑了 你们这一下子满意了吧 You both scared him off. I hope you're happy.
-我爱他 -真的吗 I loved him. - Did you?
你根本不知道什么是爱 乔西 You don't know what love is, Josie.
爱情不过是一场交易 Love is a deal that you make with someone else.
爱情不就是跟一个让你充满生命力的人 Isn't love about having a deeply emotional connection
产生深深的情感联结吗 with someone that makes you feel alive?
是 交易也分划算的交易 Yeah, you can get good terms on the deal.
我刚就这么说的 That's what I said.
好吧 只剩最后一个办法了 Right. There's only one thing for it.
咱们得派一个人出去找他 One of us is going to have to go out there and look for him.
那该派谁大半夜的 How would we work out who has to go out
去树林找他呢 into the woods in the middle of the night?
这纯粹是找死吧 That's a death mission.
好了 大家都闭上眼睛 BILLIE: Okay, everyone, shut your eyes
指出自己想派的人 and point at the person that should go.
这种办法最公平 It's only fair.
睁眼吧 Open them.
哦 是这么回事啊 Oh, I see how it is.
你们俩都想派我去送死 对吧 You both wanna send me to my death, do you?
什么 你很喜欢这种活动啊 What? You love that sort of thing.
好吧 知道吗 Okay, well, you know what?
最能激发我灵感的人还得是你俩 Now I'm feeling really inspired.
恕不奉陪了 You guys are on your own.
下一个轮到你啊 碧犁 Right, you're up next, Billie.
我根本就不喜欢戴夫 I didn't even really like Dev.
我知道 他对我很好 Well, I do. He is so nice to me.
他射精时也只有一点点 And when he ejaculates, it's only ever a thimbleful,
而且也没异味 and it never smells.
这倒很好 That's nice.
你真觉得他走了吗 Do you really think he's gone?
是啊 Yes.
咱们都是剩女了 人老珠黄 We're spinsters. Washed up.
面对现实吧 你永远也取代不了他的完美亡妻 Face it- you're never gonna replace his perfect, dead wife.
说句安慰话 她从照片上看着挺性冷淡的 If it helps, from the pictures, she looks fucking frigid.
还是不要说死者坏话了 Let's not speak ill of the dead.
冷淡的婊子 Fucking frigid bitch.
他也没那么优秀啦 He wasn't that great.
他其实是铁毛公鸡 一毛不拔 In fact, he brought absolutely nothing to the table
我看人很准的 And I'm a really good judge of character.
看到了吗 我就是个艺术家 See? I am an artist.
我真是操了 BILLIE: Fuck me.
所以你就不该搞艺术 This is why you shouldn't do art.
怎么了 我画的多好 What? It's nice.
-多么非比寻常 -多么让人不适 - It's uncanny. - It's troubling.
-这是一匹马 -你画的是爸爸 It's a horse. - It's Dad.
不是爸爸 Uh- - it's not Dad,
是神奇冠军马 妈的最爱 it's Champion the Wonder Horse, Mum's favorite?
你做的每件事都跟你爹有关 Everything you make is about your fucking father.
我 我根本没想他啊 I- - I wasn't even thinking about him.
就这个意思 Exactly.
你这里的东西 There is stuff going on in here
没人需要知道 连你也不需要知道 that no one needs to know about- not even you!
我要把潘多拉魔盒永远关闭 I'm shutting Pandora's Box for good.
坏情绪如果不及时处理 If we don't deal with our emotions,
就会越积越多 最后爆炸的 it'll build up and explode.
我只想找办法消化 I'm just trying to process for us.
我们需要宣泄出来 We need catharsis.
我们 不需要 宣泄出来 We- - do- - not- - need- - catharsis!
答应我 别再搞艺术了 Promise me you won't do art again.
-我答应你 -谢谢 I promise. DEB: Thank you.
如果我能传给你什么 乔西 If I can give you one thing, Josie,
就是一种不去追梦的天赋 it's the gift of not going after your dreams.
那只会给你带来无尽的失望 You can only be disappointed.
谢谢你 Thank you.
没事的 真的 It's okay, really.
刚那一瞬间 我以为我找到自我了 I just thought I'd found myself for a second.
你没找到 继续找 No. Keep looking.
我需要弄清我是谁 I need to work out who I am.
因为我不可能是这样 Because this can't be it.
我觉得你就是这样 抱歉 I think it is. Sorry.
但你知道还有谁在爱着你吗 But you know who still loves yoU?
上帝吗 Is it God?
不 我是真诚提问 No, I'm genuinely asking,
你知道还有谁在爱着你吗 do you know anyone who still loves you?
其实他不回来也没关系 DEB: It doesn't matter if he doesn't come back.
我不想当那个退而求其次的选择 I don't want to be second- best to anyone.
太对了 反正你比她漂亮多了 Yeah, you're much prettier than her anyway.
他是个二傻子才会放你走 He'd be an idiot to throw that all away.
我很漂亮吗 Am I pretty?
美到冒泡 Stunning.
你才不是退而求其次的选择 JOSIE: You're not second- best.
她已经死了 She's dead.
你还活着 You're alive.
你已经赢了 You've won.
是啊 你们知道吗 BILLIE: Yeah, you know what?
我们是最有生命力的一群人 We're the most alive people I know.
这是真的 我们还活着 Mm, that is true. We are still alive.
谁还活着 举手 Hand up, who's still alive?
你知道谁没举手吗 DEB: You know who's not got a hand up?
丽莎 因为她死了 Lisa, because she's dead.
谢谢 Thanks.
还好有你在 碧犁 I'm glad I've got you, Billie.
-我也在啊 -我知道 - And you've got me. - Yes.
反正我也不怎么喜欢戴夫 I didn't even really like Dev, anyway.
他可能是这世上最无聊的人了 Think he might be the most boring man in the world.
-我也说过这话 -是吗 That's what I said! - Oh, really?
而且你们知道吗 确实有异味 And you know what? It did smell.
啊 你们把火生起来了 DEV: Ah, you got the fire going.
戴夫 Dev!
我看到了 你们刚在创作艺术 Ooh, you've been getting creative, I see.
你去哪儿了 DEB: Where have you been?
我去小卖部买了些补给 I went to get supplies from the shoppy shop.
所以 你去别的地方了吗 Wha- - so did you go somewhere else?
没有 不过我必须承认 Uh, well, no, well, I- - I must confess,
我回车里玩了一会儿平板 I did go on my iPad in the car for a little bit.
是每日多邻国 我不想中断连胜纪录 It's daily Duolingo. I didn't wanna lose my streak.
我以为你不会回来了 I thought you weren't coming back.
说什么傻话 DEV: Well, don't be silly.
或者我该说 说什么痛加 Or should I say, don't be tonta.
在西语里代表“傻话” That's Spanish for"silly. "
你说过我永远无法取代丽莎 You said I could never replace Lisa
哦 我明白了 对 Oh, I see. Well, no.
对 你取代不了 No, you can't.
但我也不希望你取代她 But Iwouldn't want you to.
你就是黛比 You're Deb.
哦 戴夫 Oh, Dev.
这幅马画得多么好啊 What a compelling painting of a horse.
为什么要把它烧掉 Why are you burning it?
-我们没柴了 -啊 - We ran out of wood. - Ah.
画这画的人一定很有才华 Well, whoever did that is very talented.
我妻子丽莎过去也爱画画 My wife, Lisa, used to paint.
是我画的 我画的 It was me. I did it.
你太有创意了 黛布 You're so creative, Deb.
尽管这一切好得不真实 BILLIE: And even though it was too good to be true,
我也仅剩这些可以给你了 it was the last part of me I could give to you. "
太美了 That was beautiful.
写得太美了 碧犁 Stunning, Billie.
诗的名字叫什么 What's that piece called?
送他一朵后庭花 "I Gave Him Anal"
你太有才了 You're very talented.
那是因为过程真的很痛 That's'cause I've got real pain.
这次旅行多开心啊 我们最成功的一次 What a lovely trip. Our best one yet.
你知道吗 And you know what?
我一点都不想玩手机 I must say, I have not missed my phone at all.
-我也是 -我也不想 - Yeah, me neither. - Or me.
有消息吗 Anything?
没 也许信息过载了 你呢 No. Maybe it's overloaded. You?
没 但这里信号很差 对吧 No, but our signal's bad, innit?
-现在呢 -也没有 Now? - Not yet.
现在呢 Now?
没 呢 No. You?
没 现在呢 No. Now?
没 JOSIE: No.
-现在呢 -没 BILLIE: Now? JOSIE: Not yet
-有了吗 -没 BILLIE: Now? JOSIE: No.