原创翻译 双语字幕
最新连载海外影视剧下载 请登陆 www.YYeTs.com 仅供交流学习 禁止商用盈利
《少年谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
你好 库珀太太 我只是想告诉你 Hello, Mrs. Cooper. I just wanted to let you know,
翻译 享乐主义赛太公 油腻希
虽然斯特吉斯博士不在了 with Dr. Sturgis away,
但是以后我也会帮忙照看谢尔顿 I'll be available should Sheldon need anything.
我对照顾小孩的经验不算太多 想请问一下 Now, I'm not terribly experienced around children.
校对 虚无翻译赛太公
如果他想上厕所 If he needs to use the restroom,
我不需要陪他进去吧 I don't have to go in with him, do I?
后期 加森 时间轴 加森
我不需要你来当我的保姆 I don't need you to babysit me.
我完全可以自力更生 I'm perfectly self-reliant.
幸好我还留着这个 Then it's good I kept the receipt
总监 新浪微博@赛太公
熊形状吹泡泡瓶的收据 for this bottle of bubbles shaped like a bear.
欢迎来到哲学的世界 Welcome to the world of philosophy.
我要教导你们 I'm going to teach you
其实你们以为自己懂的事物 你们并非真的懂 that you don't even know what you think you know.
天啊 Oh, boy.
-我不去学校 -为什么 - I'm not going to school. - Why not?
因为我不知道什么才是真的 Because I don't know what's real.
什么都不重要了 Nothing matters.
乔治 George?!
好啦 所以是有什么问题 All right, what's the problem here?
我不知道何为真何为假 I don't know what's real.
这个有趣的问题你可以在上学的路上思考 That's a fun thing to think about on the way to school.
赶紧起床换衣服 Get up and get dressed.
也许我已经穿好了 Maybe I'm already dressed.
也许我正穿着佐特西装与靴套 Maybe I'm wearing a zoot suit and spats.
这是套在靴子上的东西 全名是"高筒靴鞋套" That's a shoe covering that's short for "Spatterdasher."
但真是这样吗 Or is it?
我们无从得知 There's no way to know.
我只知道我没时间听你在这里胡说八道 Here's what I know: I don't have time for this nonsense.
何谓时间 What is time?
何谓"道" What is sense?
何谓"是" What is "is"?
谢尔顿 我是说真的 Sheldon, I mean it.
曾经理即是理 I remember when things meant things.
好 我现在数到三 一 All right, I'm gonna count to three. One...
相信数字的意义 令我想起当年啊 Believing in numbers-- that takes me back.
-二 -生存还是死去 - Two... - To be or not to be.
莎士比亚颇有见地啊 Shakespeare was onto something.
这是你最后的机会了 It's your last chance.
你可曾想过 或许你只是 Have you ever wondered if you're the tongue
某个多维生物的舌头 正在试着品味 of a multidimensional being trying to taste something
自身永远无法理解的事物呢 you can never even understand?
我想过 I have.
我去跟他说过了 I talked to him.
你妈呢 Where is your mother?
她上班必需得出门了 She had to leave for work.
我也得上班啊 I have to work, too.
你还得到了载我去上学的任务 You also get to take me to school.
那我该拿你弟弟怎么办 What am I supposed to do about your brother?
可能我比较老派吧 Call me old-fashioned,
我觉得你打他屁股就行了 but I say spank him.
你妈不让我打呀 Your mom won't let me.
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
少 年
谢尔顿
行了 老娘驾到 Okay, I'm here.
有何事相求 What's up?
谢尔顿不愿意下床 我上班快迟到 Sheldon won't get out of bed, and I'm gonna be late for work.
他上学也要迟到了 He's gonna be late for school.
所以你是要我把他挖起来并载去学校吗 So you want me to get him up and drive him?
是的 Yeah.
我比较喜欢来你家蹭吃蹭喝完就走的时候 I like it better when I just come eat your food and leave.
小饼饼 Hey, Moon Pie.
你怎么啦 What's going on here?
这是个好问题 That's an excellent question.
可惜这个问题没有答案 Too bad there's no answer.
你必须起床了 Well, you need to get out of bed.
我不需要做任何事 I don't need to do anything.
行 我给你数到三 Okay, I'm gonna count to three.
爸爸已经数过了 Dad already counted to three.
那他试过德州那招吗 Did he try the Texas thing?
没有 No.
那来吧 In that case,
看看你躺在那里的窝囊样 look at you, lyin' there.
当一个德州好汉摔落马时 When a Texan gets knocked off a horse,
他会立刻重新骑上马 he gets right back on.
这可是德州人第二重要的大事 That is the second most important thing about bein' a Texan,
而第一重要的 就是相信自己高全世界一等 right after thinkin' you're better than everybody else.
也许是马又重新驮上了德州人呢 Maybe the horse gets back on the Texan.
谁能知晓 Who's to say?
我不知道这是什么意思 I don't know what that means.
因为人没有办法知道任何东西 That's because you can't know anything.
如果你也想要盯着天花板 If you need to stare at the ceiling
思索存在的徒劳 and contemplate the futility of existence,
米希的床现在能让你躺 Missy's bed is available.
牛逼 Amazing.
什么 What is?
我连续用着同一支笔七个月了 I've been using this same pen for seven months,
它还屹立不倒 and it's still going.
你牛逼的标准这么低吗 That's your bar for amazing?
对啊 Yeah.
真可怜 Sad.
是同一只笔耶 It's the same pen.
你这也太早就开始发癫了吧 It is too early in the morning for you.
你好 Hello.
好的 我马上过去 Yeah. I'll be down in a bit.
你要去哪 Where ya headed?
校长办公室 Principal's office.
有人惹麻烦啦 Ooh, you're in trouble...
你好幼稚 You're a child.
我宁愿幼稚耶不要惹麻烦 I'd rather be a child than in trouble.
谢利 Shelly,
斯特吉斯博士在电话上 Dr. Sturgis is on the line for you.
或许在 或许不在 Maybe he is, maybe he isn't,
不过行吧 but very well.
-你好 -你好啊 谢尔顿 - Hello? ‭- Hi, Sheldon.
我听说你在面临一些存在感危机 I hear you're going through some sort of existential crisis.
或许吧 I suppose so.
但我们如何能说什么是真的什么不是呢 I just don't know if we can tell what's real or not.
所以如果什么都不是真的 And if nothing's real,
我不知道该想什么 或我到底有没有在思考了 I don't know what to think or if I'm even thinking at all.
我也曾经历过类似的情况 I went through something similar once.
真的吗 是怎么回事 Really? What happened?
我当年在亚马逊森林里跋山蹚水时 I was trekking through the Amazon,
见到了两只青蛙 and I saw two frogs,
其中一只的体液有致幻效果 one hallucinogenic
而另一只没有 and the other not.
我本来要去舔普通的那只 I tried to lick the normal one,
没想到舔错了 and, by mistake,
舔到了会致幻的那只 I licked the hallucinogenic one.
我的世界瞬间被颠覆了 It really rocked my world.
你为什么会想舔任何一只青蛙呢 Why would you lick either of them?
不确定 可能我当时血糖低 晕了吧 I'm not sure. Probably low blood sugar.
但我要说的重点是 But the point is,
我也失去了对真实的掌握 I also lost track of reality.
那你是怎么面对的 How did you handle it?
我遇到了一只美洲豹 I saw a jaguar,
结果发现我根本不在乎它是真是假 and I realized I didn't care if it was real or not.
我反正就赶紧溜之大吉 I just hauled my tushy out of there.
谢谢你的电话 I appreciate the call.
我要把电话转交给姥姥了 I'm giving you back to my meemaw now.
再见 Bye!
你好啊 约翰 Hey, John,
成功了吗 any luck?
除非你有办法能弄来一只美洲豹 Not unless you have access to a jaguar.
我没这个本事 I don't think I do.
真的吗 任何一种丛林里的猫科都行啊 Really, any jungle cat will do.
我来了 汤姆 Hey, Tom.
乔治 George.
谢尔顿不在这里上学以后 Sheldon's not here anymore.
我还以为得过好些日子 Thought it'd be a while before I got called back
才会再被叫来校长办公室 into the principal's office.
他最近如何 挺想念那孩子 How's he doing? I miss that kid.
他上完一堂哲学课后就不愿意下床 He took a philosophy class and won't get out of bed
因为他不知道世间万物的真假了 'cause he doesn't know what's real anymore.
言归正传吧 Anyway, uh,
我们得谈谈小乔治的事 we need to talk about Georgie.
我早该猜到了 Should've seen that coming.
-他出什么事了 -他翘了很多课 - What's wrong? - ‭Well, he's been cutting classes.
这就开始翘了吗 Already?
学期才刚开始啊 Semester's barely started.
他是个行动力很强的孩子 He's a go-getter.
-我再去找他谈谈 -谢谢 - I'll talk to him. ‭- Thanks.
球队今年情况如何啊 乔治 How's the team looking this year, George?
汤姆 我们刚刚才聊完一件惨事 ‭We just had one difficult conversation, Tom.
先别那么快再聊另一件吧 Let's not have another.
好主意 Smart.
虽然我姥姥没有弄来丛林猫科的方式 While my meemaw wasn't able to acquire a jungle cat,
但刑求小孩这件事很对她的胃口 the idea of tormenting a child did tickle her Texan fancy.
谢尔顿 Sheldon.
想跟你聊聊的可不止教授 I have someone else who wants to talk to you.
你拿着这恶心的生物想做什么 What are you doing with that filthy thing?
你管这个干嘛 Why do you care?
反正什么都是假的 If nothing is real,
这只鸡也是假的 then neither is the chicken.
很好 Oh. Good.
现在能站起来了 终于有点进步 We're standing now. That's progress.
把它从这里弄出去 Get her out of here.
我可以啊 但是... Well, I would, but...
我怎么能知道"这里"是哪里呢 apparently, I can't know what "here" Is.
所以或许我该... So maybe I could just...
直接把它放你床上 set her on your bed.
好了好了 Okay! Okay.
我这就换衣服 I'll get dressed.
麻利点 Make it snappy.
但这并不能解决我的存在感危机 This still doesn't solve my existential crisis.
你说什么 你想抱它吗 Say what? You want to hold her?
不想 No.
废话少点 Less talk.
换装快点 More pants.
你第一堂课是什么时候 What's your first class?
11点半有固体物理学课 Solid-State Physics at 11:30.
我们来得及赶上 We'll make it just in time.
-虽然... -在你说 - Although, ... - And before you say
"时间真的存在吗"之前 它存在 "Does time even exist?" It does.
所以别再浪费我的时间了 So stop wasting mine.
这个哲学老师叫什么名字 What's this philosophy teacher's name?
-埃里克森教授 -怎么了 - Professor Ericson. - Why?
我或许会过去跟她打个招呼 I might pop in and say hello.
小心一点 Be careful.
她可能会让你开始质疑自己最珍视的价值观 She may make you question your most deeply held values.
我是个顽固的暴躁老太婆 I'm a stubborn old crank.
我能扛得住 I'll do just fine.
我是个顽固的暴躁小年轻 也是没用啊 I'm a stubborn young crank, and it didn't help me.
你找我吗 You wanted to see me?
坐下 Sit down.
要说很久吗 我还有课 Is this gonna take long? I need to get to class.
是吗 我可听说你不在意上课 From what I hear, you don't care about that.
给老子坐下 Now, sit.
你搞什么鬼呢 What the hell you doin'?
我就翘了堂课 谁在乎啊 I cut a class. Who cares?
我在意 而且你可不止翘了一堂课 It was more than one, and I care.
你一旦开始挂科 你会被踢出球队的 You start flunking out, you're gonna get kicked off the team.
那就踢吧 Fine.
你现在也不在乎打球了吗 Now you don't care about football?
不太在乎 Not really.
我不知道你是在闹哪样 I don't know what's going on with you,
但你脑子里的屎倒一倒吧 but you better get your head out of your ass.
打球纯属浪费时间 Football's a waste of time.
那时间我拿去工作不是更好吗 I have a job I could be at.
你进队时你就有了责任 有责任你就该担起它 You made a commitment to the team and you're gonna honor it.
说完没 We done?
给我滚回去上课 Just get back to class.
球队练习时最好别让我找不到你 And I better see you at practice.
我脑子里都装屎了 不知道还找不找得到路 Well, I don't know if I can find it with my head up my ass.
那么 So,
德布罗意认为 λ等于h除以m乘以什么 according to de Broglie, lambda equals "h" divided by "m" times what?
法国理论物理学家 物质波理论创立者
谢尔顿 Sheldon.
是速度v吗 Is it velocity?
没错 接下来... Yes. Now...
还是迅猛龙[以下词均为V开头] Or is it a velociraptor?
你说什么 I'm sorry?
说不定λ等于h除以m乘以迅猛龙 Perhaps lambda equals "h" divided by "m" times a velociraptor.
或是乘以绒毛兔 Or a velveteen rabbit.
又或是味维他芝士 Ooh, or Velveeta.
我妈想高级一把时 That's the cheese my mom puts on broccoli
就会用这种芝士烹饪西兰花 when she's being fancy.
你这套从哪学来的 哲学课 Is this from your philosophy class
还是我听说过的那个卡通《雷恩和矮墩》 or perhaps that Ren & Stumpy I've heard about?
实为《雷恩和斯丁皮》 发音接近
哲学课 Philosophy.
库珀先生 你真认为 Mr. Cooper, do you really believe
德布罗意的等式包含味维他芝士 that de Broglie's equation contains Velveeta cheese?
我不知道 没准他也只是想高级一把呢 I don't know. Maybe he was just trying to be fancy.
你好 Hello.
请问有什么事 Can I help you?
我是康妮·塔克 Hi. I'm Connie Tucker.
我是谢尔顿·库珀的姥姥 I'm Sheldon Cooper's grandmother.
很高兴认识你 Oh. Nice to meet you.
他是个非常优秀的年轻人 He is a remarkable young man.
是啊 他也是个极易受影响的年轻人 Yes, he is. He's also a very impressionable young man.
可以说是块戴领结的黏土 任人搓圆按扁 Kind of like a lump of clay with a bow tie.
我不过是教了他认识论 All I did was teach him about epistemology.
不管你教了他什么 Whatever it is you're teaching him,
都导致了他质疑世间万物 it has made him question everything.
这就是我的目的啊 That's the goal.
女士 我为了逼他换裤子出门 Lady, I had to threaten him with a chicken
甚至动用到鸡来威胁他 so he'd put his pants on.
我不知道那孩子是怎么了 I don't know what's gotten into that kid.
他有权不想打橄榄球啊 He's allowed to not want to play football.
你就不能支持我一次吗 韦恩 Can you for once in your life take my side, Wayne?
你每次都错也不能怪我啊 Not my fault you're never right.
他就这样轻易放弃 你觉得没问题 So you think it's okay he just quits?
他上场时间又不多 He doesn't get that much playing time.
我们家的人从不放弃 Well, in my family, we don't quit.
我可不确定 你退出我读书会就挺快的 Oh, I don't know. You quit my book club pretty quick.
我在说橄榄球啦 I'm talking about football!
他打球为什么对你那么重要 Why is it so important to you that he play?
你真是教练吗 Are you sure you're a coach?
团队运动能给人自信 领导能力 纪律性 Team sports provides confidence, leadership, discipline.
保住一份工作也一样 So does holding down a job,
那方面他貌似表现很出色 which he seems to shine at.
我们还是安静吃饭吧 Let's just eat in silence.
行 Fine.
我还是觉得你该看《紫颜色》那本书的 I still think you should have read The Color Purple.
我们都看哭了 We were bawling.
虽然芝士块很美味 但它不是数字 Although tasty, a brick of cheese is not a number.
我们为什么还在聊这个 Why are we still talking about this?
也许我们根本没在说话 Maybe we're not talking at all.
今天的课就上到这里 Okay, that's enough for today.
不是你最精彩的一课 Not your best lecture.
第一次接触哲学的学生 It's fairly normal for first-time
感到世界观被动摇 很正常 philosophy students to have their worldviews shaken.
他们会摆脱这状态吗 Do they snap out of it?
希望会啦 Well, you hope.
埃里克森教授 我坚持... Professor Ericson, I insist...
你好 康妮 见到你真惊喜 Hello, Connie. What a pleasant surprise.
很抱歉你即将看到我对同事疾言厉色 I'm sorry you're about to see me speak harshly to my colleague.
-尽情骂吧 -埃里克森教授 - Have at it. - Professor Ericson,
我坚持要你和这位年轻人谈谈 I insist that you speak to this young man
给他解释清楚 现实是真实存在的 and explain to him that reality is real,
完全有可能知道某些事是事实 and it's possible to know things as fact.
这门课叫"哲学入门" The class is called "Introduction to Philosophy."
我只是带他们入门而已 That's what I did.
那就带他"出门" Well, un-introduce him.
没错 他来我校是因为他有绝佳的科学头脑 Yes, he's at this school 'cause of his brilliant scientific mind,
可我上一节课他一直在聊加工芝士 and he spent my last class talking about processed cheese.
谢尔顿 这是真的吗 Sheldon, is that true?
没有什么是真的 Nothing's true.
你看到你干的好事了吗 你把他毁了 You see what you've done? You broke him.
你今早为什么不想起床 How come you didn't want to get out of bed this morning?
如果我无法知道什么是真实的 还有什么意义 If I can't know what's real, what's the point?
你的话没错 You have the right words.
你只是语气错了 You're just saying them wrong.
不是万念俱灰的"还有什么意义" It's not, "What's the point?"
而是求知提问 "这个的意义是什么呢" It's, "What's the point?"
我不明白 I don't understand.
提出这些问题让人激动兴奋 Asking these questions is exciting.
这是我起床的动力 It's what gets me out of bed.
有意思 That's interesting.
理查德·费曼的确说过 Richard Feynman did say
人生最大的乐趣莫过于找到问题的答案 the greatest joy in life is the pleasure of finding things out.
费曼 是那个搞物理的 对吧 Feynman-- he's the physics guy, right?
对 还有 你的香水令人沉醉 Yes. And your perfume is beguiling.
仿佛醍醐灌顶 It's all making sense to me now.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我很乐意帮忙 I am happy to help.
林克莱特博士 我要退选你的课 Dr. Linkletter, I'm dropping your class
把我的专业改成哲学 and switching my major to philosophy.
什么 Uh, what?
真奇妙 今早我还起不了床 It's funny. This morning, I couldn't get out of bed,
现在却有一个全新的研究领域等我去踏足 好激动 and now I stand before a whole new exciting field of study.
或许你不该轻易转专业 Well, maybe instead of making this big switch,
你可以两门课一起修啊 you could study both.
当个物理哲学家之类的 You could be physics-philosophy guy.
你听起来是个逻辑实证论者 You sound like a logical positivist.
这个哲学分支主张 That's a branch of philosophy that maintains
进行哲学探讨的最佳方式是通过科学 the best way to philosophize is through science.
这就对了 就这么做吧 Well, there you go. Do that.
现在就决定专攻的哲学学派有点太早 It may be too early to specialize.
毕竟我才刚当哲学家15分钟左右 I've only been a philosopher for 15 minutes.
你有没注意到林克莱特博士不太开心 Did you notice Dr. Linkletter didn't look too thrilled
因为你要离开科学界 about you leaving science?
他对任何事都是摆出这副不开心脸 He never looks thrilled about anything.
他应该只是长成那样啦 I think that's just his face.
就是你脸上这个表情 That's the face.
特价 2-10元
你为什么没去训练 Why the hell weren't you at practice?
现在没空聊 我在上班 Can't talk right now. I'm working.
你必须跟老子说清楚 Well, you're gonna talk about it.
你到底想要我怎么样 What do you want from me?
我不想打橄榄球 我想上班 I don't want to play football. I want to work.
你还有一辈子时间去干一份工作 You have your whole life to hold down a job.
我喜欢我的工作 Hey, I like my job.
而你讨厌你的 与我无关 It's not my problem you hate yours.
随你便吧 Do whatever you want.
为了确定哪个哲学学派最适合我 To figure out which school of philosophy suited me best,
我决定每个都尝试一下 I decided to sample each one.
我也是用这办法决定我最喜欢的燕麦粥口味的 The same way I determined my favorite flavor of oatmeal--
我最爱的是原味啦 plain.
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
我在遵循犬儒哲学 I'm practicing the philosophy of cynicism--
古希腊人认为 the ancient Greek view
人应该无视社会规则 that the rules of society should be ignored.
你要是想打破规矩 你得做更出格一点 If you're gonna break rules, you can do better than that.
怎么做 How?
文艺复兴时期的人文主义 Renaissance humanism is
就是通过艺术找到人体形态的意义 finding meaning in the human form through art.
-我能动吗 -不能 - Can I move? ‭- No.
但我屁屁很痒 But my butt itches.
等我画完你再抠 Scratch it on your own time.
虚无主义者认为任何事物的存在都没有意义 Nihilists believe that there's no point to anything,
因为一切都以虚无告终 because it all ends in nothingness.
我可以看MTV台吗 Mind if I put on MTV?
无所谓 反正我们都会死 Doesn't matter. We're all gonna die anyway.
发人深思啊 傻子 Deep thought, dingus.
传统主义这门学说 Traditionalism is the philosophy
认为最好的生活方式是回到过去 that the best way of life is a return to the past.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
像古人一样自制黄油 Making my own butter, like in olden times.
蠢毙了 That's stupid.
我手臂到现在还酸着呢 My arms are still sore.
利他主义恪守的原则是 Altruism is the belief that we should live
我们活着只为给他人带来快乐 only by bringing happiness to others.
这些是给你的 These are for you.
谢了 Thanks.
搞毛啊 What the hell?!
利己主义则认为 Egoism is the belief
我们活着只为给自己带来快乐 that we should live only by bringing happiness to ourselves.
真好吃 Mmm. These are pretty good.
先验论者 Transcendentalists were
这类哲学家相信和我们联系最深的 philosophers who believed that our deepest connection
是自然 is with nature.
我好美哦 I'm beautiful.
然后乔治竟敢说我讨厌我的工作 And then Georgie accuses me of hating my job.
我想过我会沦落到干这个吗 当然没有 Is this where I thought I'd end up? No.
你想过你会沦落到干这个吗 Is this where you thought you'd end up?
我本以为我会在我爸的殡仪馆工作 I thought I'd be working at my father's funeral home
帮死人把眼睛缝起来 sewing people's eyes shut.
我的人生其实变得很美妙 My life turned out great.
恭喜你啊 Well, good for you.
最糟心的是 小乔治好像说对了 The worst part is, I think Georgie's right.
你工作得不开心吗 You're not happy at work?
我可以问问我爸请不请人 I can see if my dad's hiring.
你缝纫技术怎么样 How are your sewing skills?
不是工作 It's not work.
说实话 我不知道我有没有开心的时候 Honestly, I don't know if I'm happy anywhere.
我邀请你们一起喝酒时 Ugh. When I asked y'all to hang for a drink,
可没料到你会这么扫兴 I didn't know you were gonna be such a bummer.
老天啊 Geez Louise.
-林克莱特博士 -谢尔顿 - Dr. Linkletter? ‭- Sheldon.
见到你很高兴 Good to see you.
快进来 你应该不是来讨论物理的吧 Come on in. I don't suppose you're here to discuss physics, are you?
其实我是 As a matter of fact, I am.
太好了 Excellent.
我是来退课的 I'm here to drop your class.
我需要你在这签名 I just need you to sign this.
坐下 Have a seat.
谢尔顿 我不知道你有没有考虑清楚 Sheldon, I don't know if you've thought this through,
但你在这念书靠的是物理奖学金 but you're here on a physics scholarship,
转去哲学专业 校方未必能接受 and swicthing to philosophy may not be well-received.
通常我会担心 但我目前正信奉享乐主义 Ordinarily, I'd be concerned, but I'm currently embracing hedonism.
谢尔顿 我答应过会对你负责 Sheldon, I've been made responsible for you
到目前为止都不太顺利 and so far, it's not going very well.
你被这所大学录取是因为你有科学天赋 You were admitted to this university for your scientific acumen.
改专业可能会带来严重影响 And chaning majors could have serious repercussions.
孩子 请你试着理解一下 Son, please try to understand.
如果你放弃物理学 转投哲学 If you abandon physics for philosophy,
你会错失做出 you're gonna be missing out on the opportunity
伟大贡献的机会 很有可能... to be part of something great. Possibly...
林克莱特博士絮叨的时候 As Dr. Linkletter prattled on,
我不禁注意到那个转瞬即逝的泡泡有多美 I couldn't help but notice the beauty of that ephemeral bubble.
不知道我们是否都只是泡泡 I wondered if perhaps we're all just bubbles,
被超出我们理解的连串气流 being buffeted through life on a stream of currents
推波助澜走过一生 beyond our understanding.
看啊 Look at it.
从微小之处造就宏图大略 The local minimization achieves a global maximization,
近乎完美 and it's nearly perfect.
这是否就是宇宙中 I wondered if this was the key
物质平衡稳定的关键 to the smoothness of matter in the universe.
宇宙的群星和星系网能将一切联系在一起 The cosmic web of stars and galaxies could hold it together
就像肥皂里的聚合物网 like the web of polymers in soap!
这也许是个全新的研究领域 This could be a whole new area of research.
改专业会是个天大的错误 Changing majors would be a huge mistake,
但如果这是你想要的 but if this is what you really want,
如你所愿 here you go.
-谢尔顿 -怎么了 - Sheldon? - What?
给你 Here you go.
祝你研究哲学好运 Good luck with philosophy.
我又回归科学了 我要去做研究了 Oh, I'm back on science now. I have work to do.