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注意看电影 不然会错过最恐怖的部分 Pay attention to the film. You'll miss the scary bits.
我得惦记着阿尔菲周二的长笛课 周三的中文课 I have to remember to take Alfie to flute on Tuesdays and Mandarin on Wednesdays.
我得弄清楚什么是资本利得税 I have to figure out what capital gains tax is
以及这个人为啥要为我没付这个税生气 and why this man is so mad at me for not paying it.
然后我还要洗衣服晒衣服穿衣服 And then, I have to wash my clothes, and dry my clothes, and wear my clothes,
再周而复始永无尽头 and then wash them again, and it never ends.
所以坦白讲 我真的不在乎一个干巴巴的埃及男人 珍 So frankly, Jen, the dry Egyptian man is the least of my worries.
看 Look!
是啊 这个也没啥好看的 我想看真正的恐怖片 Yeah, this one's a bit naff anyway. I want a proper scare.
嗨 爸 我忘了今天周三了 我们在恐怖片马拉松 Oh! Hi, Dad. Forgot it was Wednesday. We're having a scary movie marathon.
-我能再打给你吗 -等等我 我快到家了 - Can I call you back? - Wait for me. I'm almost home.
好嘞 万圣节快乐 Okay. Happy Halloween.
万圣节快乐 亲 Mmm. Happy Halloween, pet.
你就不能私下接吗 吓死我了 Can't you do that in private? It's so morbid.
你是个胆小鬼（猫咪）又不是我的错 无意冒犯 It's not my fault you're a massive pussy. No offence.
我不是胆小鬼 I am not a pussy.
好吧 Okay.
把你的手放盒子里 Put your hand in this box.
为啥 里面是啥 Why? What's in it?
怎么 你害怕了 Oh, are you afraid?
知道吗 我又不用向你证明啥 You know what? I don't need to prove anything to you.
-好吧 -是的 - Oh, okay. - So, yeah.
哦 里面有只老鼠 Oh, there's a rat in here.
-什么 -什么 -What? - What?
天啊 不 Oh, no!
你干嘛要这么对我 Why would you do that?
-我以为它是空的 -我他妈讨厌万圣节 I thought it was empty! - I fucking hate Halloween!
不 我没有逃税 没错 大力神 4年 No, I wasn't evading tax. Yeah, Hercule. Four years.
不 先生 我不是在逗你 No, sir, I would never take your mick.
我没有拇指 Well, I didn't have thumbs,
你要知道 我当时特别特别小 and you have to consider I was very, very small.
喂 Hello?
-恐怖那段快到了吗 -马上 - When's it get scary? - Soon.
那种生物还没出现 They haven't introduced the creature yet.
一个老妪 A crone!
别担心 是我而已 Oh. It's just me.
你刚才叫我老妪吗 Did you just call me a crone?
我叫了吗 Is that the word I used?
我也没那么邋遢吧 I'm not that frumpy, am I?
听着 凯莉 你有超能力 你是单身 现在是万圣节 Look, Carrie, you have been given a gift. You're single on Halloween.
这是你走出舒适区的最佳时机 It's the perfect time to step out of your comfort zone.
你选择多多 There's so many options.
经典荡妇 话题荡妇 恐怖荡妇 荡妇荡妇 Classic slut, topical slut, scary slut, slut slut.
我能在万圣节扮荡妇吗 Can I be a slut on Halloween?
荡妇不用交资本利得税的吧 Sluts don't have to pay capital gains tax, do they?
很不幸的 即便荡妇也要交税 Unfortunately, sluts do have to pay tax.
-要是不会了怎么办 -不会什么 - What if I've forgotten how to do it? - Do what?
以上床为目的 跟未来的男人相处 Interact with men with a view to sex in the future?
你先不要灭自己威风 Don't phrase it like that to begin with.
我跟卡什待得太安乐 I've got so comfortable with Kash,
都忘了要怎么性感 I've forgotten how to be sexy.
这就跟骑自行车一样 你会想起来的 Well, it's like riding a seductive bike. It'll come back to you.
如果真的想不起来 就做自己喽 And if it doesn't, you know, just be yourself.
你爱上了我 但我不怪你 And you fell in love with me, but I can hardly blame you.
是男人都会爱上我 没人能抗拒我 AlI men do. I'm irresistible.
我为自己的行为抱歉 I'm sorry for what I did.
但再给我一次机会 我还会这么做 And I'd do it all over again if I had to.
你想让我再怎么做来着 亲爱的 And you want me to what again, darling?
教教我怎么变得性感 Uh, teach me how to be sexy?
或者性感相关的 半擦边的就行 Or just, I guess, um, sex adjacent. Semi- skimmed. That's fine.
你来对地方了 娃娃脸 Well, you came to the right place, dollface.
大家曾说 在好莱坞 只要会喘气儿的 They used to say if it was in Hollywood and breathed
不在我上面 就在我下面 要么就我被捅过 I'd be under it, over it... ...and inside it.
用手指捅啦 亲爱的 Fingering, darling.
听着 你可以假装摔倒 Now, listen here, pretend to fall over.
顺势抓住他老二保持平衡 Oops. And grab on to his johnson for support
哦不 我好像忘记戴胸罩了 Oh, no. I seem to have forgotten my brassiere.
你帮我托一下好吗 Hold these for me, would ya?
要是不知道手往哪儿放 If you don't know what to do with your hands,
就这样放两边 然后摇着你的屁屁 just put them out like this and shake your tushy.
永远装作在倾听 即便你没有 Always look like you're listening, even when you're not.
对他的每一句话发笑 即便不好笑 Laugh at everything they say, even if it ain't funny.
假装自己不识字 让他们给你读菜单 Pretend you're illiterate and get them to read the menu to you.
男人喜欢策女人 Men love a dum- dum.
这杯马提尼是啥时候出现的 Uh- When did we make a martini?
跟上进度 亲 不然我就丢下你不管了 Do keep up, darling, or I'll leave you behind.
《你奶说你胖》这书是放在美体书架 ”Times your Nan called you fat. "Do you want that for the body image shelf,
还是放到家庭创伤书架 or shall I keep it for the family trauma wing?
给我吧 Hit me.
我的天 Old cow.
我好像发现好玩的了 Hmm. I think I found something interesting.
从编号看 这像是一个系列的 They're numbered like part of a series.
-你是害怕癌症 还是害怕熊 -熊 You more afraid of cancer or bears? - Bears.
我自有理由好吧 I have my reasons.
这些编号代表排序 The numbers are a list.
只要找到1号 就能找到你生命里最害怕的东西 If we find number one, we'll find what you're most afraid of in life.
也可能就是我使不出超能力的原因 And that could be what's holding me back from my power?
再找找剩下的 也许会有恐怖区 Try and find the rest. Maybe there's a horror section.
外表或许会很吓人 Or would they be in something scary- looking?
无意冒犯 你的潜意识没那么微妙 通常会有个指示牌 No offence, your subconscious isn't subtle. There's usually a sign.
好吧 Okay.
我好像找到了 I think I found it.
从此之后 我每次坐船都要带上避孕套 And that is why you never go on a river cruise without your diaphragm.
什么 瞧啊 Why, look I'm- -
我又年轻又漂亮 I'm young and beautiful.
哦 谢谢你 我 Oh, uh, thank you. I- -
如此光滑而紧致 So smooth and tight.
嗯 是的啊 Uh, yeah.
感谢你的建议 我感觉好多了 Well, thank you for your tips. I feel much better about it all.
等等 不 我不想走 Wait. No.
我觉得有点好笑 因为生活就像一场游戏 ♪Well, I'm feelin' kinda funnyCause life is like a game ♪
像敌人一样面对 ♪Facin' like an enemy ♪
这就是我 这就是我 ♪That's just who I- - That's just who I am ♪
5679 5, 679.
万一厕所里有条蛇 可我没看到就坐了下来 "What if there is a snake in the toilet, and I don't notice, and I sit down,
结果一条蛇就爬上了我屁股 现在我屁股上有条蛇了 and the snake goes up my bum and then there's a snake up my bum? "
是的 Yep.
说实话 我以为排名会更高呢 Honestly, I thought that would be higher.
你找到第一了吗 是什么 Is that number one? What is it?
亲密 你害怕亲密关系 Intimacy. You re afraid of intimacy.
好吧 要不再看看“屁股和蛇”那一本 Okay, have we double- checked"Snake in the bum"
-因为这根本 -我得给你留点作业 - because that's not at all- - - I'm going to give you some homework.
你下周来见我之前 Before you come in to see me next week,
告诉你生命中的某人 你爱他 I want you to tell one person in your life you love them.
不能加任何限制条件 削弱它的威力 I want you to say it without qualification, without minimising it,
更不能用开玩笑的口吻 without turning it into a joke.
这会让我们离你的超能力更进一步 It could bring us closer to your power.
你能做到吗 Can you do that for me?
当然 简单得很 Course. Easy
好吧 Okay.
好的好的 上 Okay. Okay, just do it.
我得跟你说点事 同时保持眼神交流 I need to tell you something while maintaining eye contact,
所以你千万别想眨眼 so don't even think about blinking.
我 I- -
你在干什么 What are you doing?
人在万圣节是可以换装的 对吧 People get to be other things on Halloween, right?
-是的 -所以 我想扮成猫 Yes. - So, I'm gonna be a cat.
猫不用承担责任 不用交税 Cats don't have responsibilities. Cats don't have to pay taxes,
不用抚养孩子 也不用每周都刷牙 or raise children, or brush their teeth every week.
不好意思 每周 I'm sorry, week?
-早上见了 -等等 你先别走 - See you in the morning. Wait! Um, before you go, um- -
我只是想让你知道 Hey. So, I, uh, just wanted to let you know...
我真的 很感谢你 而且 You know... ...I really, like, appreciate you and.
我天 我爱死你啦 兄弟 Pfft! I fucking love ya, bro!
你刚刚说你爱我吗 Did you just say you love me?
也许吧 不晓得 你难道是爱情警察吗 Maybe, I don't know. What are you, the love police?
听说过ACAB吗 猪猡警官 Ever heard of ACAB, pig?
噗 你听上去就是这样的 哥们儿 Ha! That's what you sound like, mate.
我给你拆解下 I'ma break it down for you
妈妈 我爱你 Mom, I love you.
母亲 我有点爱上你了 Mother, I have come to love you.
妈妈 你给了我生命 我爱你 Mum, you gave me life. I love you.
好吧 Okay.
请留言给 Please leave a message for...
-你个贱人 -你好 You fucking bitchl Hello.
你是不是没别的事可做了 You don't have anything better to be doing.
-我是玛丽·里根 -希望你早日痴呆 ·This is Mary Regan. - I hope you get dementia!
妈妈 母亲 妈咪 Mum! Mother. Mama.
我打电话是想说 我爱你 每个孩子都会吧 我爱死你了 I was just calling to say I love you. Like children do. I love you so much.
就想告诉你这个 爱爱爱 I just want you to know that. Love, love, lovel
一出一进 别这么没素质 One in, one out, you animalsl
让开 废柴 Move, losers.
好吧 要性感 Okay. Sexy.
-你好啊 亲 -我没有邀请你啊 I didn't invite you.
哎呀 你真扫兴 Aw, spoilsport.
我就不能来找找点乐子吗 Can't a girl have a little fun?
你还要很久吗 You gonna be long?
两分钟 Two minutes.
外面是个男人的声音吗 Is that a man I hear?
你可千万别 Don't you dare.
不如你进来帮我擦一下吧 大宝贝 Why don't you come on in here and help me wipe, big boy?
呃 Uh, gee.
这个你应该自己做得来 I feel like you can do that yourself.
该死 我技艺生疏了啊 Dammit. I'm out of practice.
滚出去 Get out!
不可能 我要吮吸生命的乳汁 Never! I wanna suckle from the teat of life!
我要留在这个身体中 亲爱的 - I want this body, darling. -
我想要什么都能得到 And I always get what I want.
凯莉 你还好吗 Carrie? Are you okay?
你是不是贴了张除毛贴 不敢撕下来 Did you stick on a wax strip and get too scared to pull it off?
我是达利娅 达利娅 I'm Dahlia. I'm Dahlia.
我是凯莉 我是凯莉 凯莉 I'm Carrie. I'm Carrie. I'm Carrie.
凯莉 - Carrie?
凯莉 Carrie?
你好 帅哥 Hello, handsome.
让我们来场邪恶的狂欢 ♪Let's have a satanic orgy ♪
在夜半的森林中 ♪Deep in the forest In the dead of night♪
唯一的光亮只有满月 ♪The full moon is the only light ♪
我们的身体开始摇摆 ♪'Round a magic circle Our bodies start to sway ♪
漂亮的女巫全都出来玩 ♪`AII the pretty witches Have come out to play ♪
骑上我的扫帚吧 ♪` Take a ride on my broom ♪
我们在月光下一丝不挂 ♪We're naked under the moon ♪
我可能会跟你做做爱 ♪Maybe I'll make love to you ♪
我们打烊了 - We're closed!
想偷东西的话直接拿好了 我不在乎 If you want to steal something, just take it. I don't care.
不 不要 No, no!
拜托 不要动 Please, just stay still.
嘿 你在干什么 ·Hey, what are you doing? -
别别别 等等 No, no, no! Wait. Wait.
这人不是凯莉 · That's not Carrie.
天啊 － Oh, God. -
还有两个 果然如此 Two of you. That's more like it.
邪恶三角 借用法国人的说法 The devil's triangle. What is it the French say?
三人淫欢 The fuck a trois?
什么呀 这是谁 - What? Then who is it?
-某个老演员 -他说我老 看看我 - Some old actress. - Old, he says? Look at me.
我年轻又轻盈 I'm young and lithe.
凯莉 别胡闹了 从里面出来 Carrie, stop fucking around! Snap out of it!
凯莉已经不见了 小红毛 今后叫我达莉亚 Carrie's gone, red. It's Dahlia from now on.
用你的舌头好好练习 Practice that with your tongue.
琼·克劳馥 滚出这具身体 这不是你的 Hey. Joan Crawford. Fuck off out of that body. It's not yours.
就不滚 Make me.
-咱们怎么办 -驱魔 We're doing an exorcism.
长发漆黑如夜 ♪ Got hair as black as night ♪
短裙包裹秀腿 ♪Got a skirt that's a- ooh so tight ♪
她撩拨我心弦 ♪ I'm tellin'you I've got an itch ♪
她是我的女巫 ♪She's my witch ♪
控制住他们后 Once you have them restrained,
我就会进入下一步 召唤耶稣基督 I like to go in and evoke Jesus Christ.
他们最怕这个 They hate that.
第一步是我最爱的一步 · Step one, first one is my favourite step. -
-你要大喊 -她盯着我 ·You're gonna shout...Ugh, she keeps looking at me.
-“以耶稣之力” -那你别看她 ..."The power of Christ"...- Well, then don't look.
我做不到 她一直 - I can't. She keeps. ...
那样做 ...doing that.
别关注她 Stop giving her attention.
-她就想我们看她 -好 - It's what she wants. - Okay.
我很爱吊着他们 这是我个人 I just love this position so much. This is my personal
你们两个干过吗 Have you two ever fucked?
-呕 没 -没 - Ew. No. No!
你凭什么说呕 我都没呕你 What do you mean, "ew"? I didn't say, "ew. "
我说了呕 但是你更嫌弃我吧 - I didn't mean"ew"like you disgust me. -
我心里嫌弃 但出于尊重我不会说出来 I did, but I didn't say that, 'cause it would be rude.
我脱口而出的 本能反应 It just came outl It was instinctual.
而且我反应过来了 你刚说的才伤人 Also, I just processed that. Wow, very mean.
别争了 她在搞我们的心态 Stop it! She's getting in our heads. -
行 不陪你们玩了 Okay, I'm bored of this.
不 ·No. -
我要披着我的皮囊 乔装出门 ♪` I like to wear my human skin outside In disguise ♪
你怎么能一下 How did you, um- -
我们老兵都有钢铁般的手腕 宝贝 A veteran like me has wrists of steel, darling.
都是靠手活儿练出来的 You know, from all the handjobs.
好的 我们知道了 Ugh, yeah, we got it.
我要和食尸鬼开派对 耶 ♪Okay, cool It's a party with my ghouls ♪
不 不要 No. No.
嗨 - Hello.
拜托 我们一定要找到她 Come on. We need to find her.
你认真的吗 是凯莉 Are you serious? It's Carrie.
她弱得像是干脆面做的 She's built like a strand of dry spaghetti.
我怕的又不是凯莉 No, it's not Carrie I'm scared of.
达利娅是个疯子 Dahlia was a psycho.
她有六任丈夫 She had six husbands,
五个死于跌落楼梯 and five of them died falling down the stairs.
-你知道那可能是 -第六个用一把弩 - Well, you know that's- - - And the sixth one shot himself
从背后自杀了 ·in the back with a crossbow. -
我需要你帮忙 I need your help here.
凯莉需要你帮忙 Carrie needs your help. -
也许凯莉可以与她共享身体 ...maybe Carrie can just share with this lady.
凯莉周一 三 五用身体 剩下归她 Okay, we get Carrie Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and she can take the rest.
你个懦夫 - Absolute coward.
行 Fine.
一个人呆这儿吧 Stay here then. All by yourself.
祝你圣诞快乐 祝你圣诞快乐 ♪We wish you a Merry Christmas We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
你不该把尖锐的东西到处乱放 You really shouldn't leave sharp objects lying around.
多不安全 Terribly unsafe.
给我退后 Just get back!
可惜了 我喜欢割过包皮的 Shame. I prefer them circumcised.
她不喜欢听这些 不许恶心她 Stop making her gross. She wouldn't like it.
但我喜欢啊 我喜欢这具身体 What about what I like, hmm? I like this body.
喜欢活着 I like being alive.
所以不想让你撒豆子驱魔 行吗 So, we can't have you spilling the beans on me, can we?
不要 No.
你不会在哭吧 - Are you crying?
我带我宝贝去看恐怖节目 ♪I took my baby to a horror show ♪
那是她唯一爱看的节目 ♪That's the only place she wants to go ♪
她觉得德古拉无比神圣 ♪She thinks that Dracula is so divine ♪
她觉得科学怪人无比迷人 ♪And she wants to go steady With the Frankenstein ♪
抓住了 今天第三个 He's in! Third one today.
我们帮多少流浪猫绝育了呀 Think of all the unwanted kittens we're preventing.
嗨 小伙子 Hello, little man!
你可以求我放过你的睾丸 You can plead for your testicles all you want.
但我听不到 I can't hear you.
放心 不疼 You won't feel a thing.
不做爸爸对你更好 And you're really better off not being a father.
当爸责任太大 Too much responsibility.
我那天把我侄子摔地上了 头朝地 I dropped my nephew on his head the other day,
没人看见 我也没告诉谁 no one saw, and I just didn't tell anybody.
反正不归我操心 Not my problem.
开始吧 Right.
雷金那德又逃出笼子了 Reginald's escaped from his cage again.
他怎么总这样 How does he keep doing that?
雷金那德 Reginald?
你不可能走回尼加拉瓜的 小雷子 你试过了 You can't walk back to Nicaragua, Reggie. We've been through this.
嗷 疼死了 Owl Shit it anyway!
没事 剂量还是够一只小猫 Well, that's still okay because that dosage is only enough for a ca...
自由了 Libertade.
自由了 Libertade!
现在不害怕了 是吧 - Not so scary now, are you? -
哈 现在还想捅我吗 来呀 Ha! Oh, I bet you'd love to stab me, wouldn't you?
再试一次呀 怎么 害怕了 - Go on, then. Too scared? Come on. -
哦 天哪 Oh, Jesus!
-卡什 别闹了 -对不起 - Kash! Stop it. - Sorry.
妈的 我根本不知道怎么驱魔 God, I've no idea how to do an exorcism.
-妈妈 -珍 你没事吧 Mum? - Jen! Are you okay?
-怎 -不管发生了什么 告诉妈妈 Wha- - - Whatever it is, you can tell me.
癌症 艾滋 你不会得了骨头软化病了吧 Cancer? AIDS? That thing that makes your bones go soft?
天哪 你该不会已经想自杀了吧 Oh, God! You're not thinking of ending it all, are you?
生命多珍贵啊 即便是你的命 珍 Life is worth living, Jen! Even for you!
你在胡说什么呀 What are you talking about?
你的那条语音留言吓坏我了 That was a very worrying voicemail you left.
用了那个L开头的单词 Using the L word like that.
-因为这你觉得我要死了 -不是吗 So, you thought I was dying? - Well, aren't you?
根本不是 我没想死 我只是想要说爱你 No, I'm not dying! I was just- - I was trying to be nice.
天 千万别那么做了 我换了三趟公交赶到 Well, don't ever do that again! I had to take three buses to get here.
都没来得及换衣服 I didn't even have a chance to get out of my costume.
天哪 我的妈 Oh, Jesus, Mum.
玛丽 你美极了 Looking good, Mary.
-妓女 -那个 她被附身了 - Whore! - Uh, yeah, she's possessed.
我们已经无计可施了 We've kind of run out of ideas.
别说 ·Don- - - So- -
附身 Possessed?
我见过这种情况 I've seen this before.
我小时候村里一个男人就被附身了 A man in my village when I was small.
那你们怎么驱魔的 How did you drive it out?
我们用棍子抽他 Well, we beat him with sticks.
但最后发现他其实是在装附身 And it turned out he- he wasn't possessed in the end.
他只是个可爱的葡萄牙人 He was just Portuguese. Lovely man.
但我那天跟牧师学了不少 But I did learn a lot from the priest that day.
我们必须用恶魔打败恶魔 You have to meet evil with evil.
这里不欢迎你 You are not welcome here.
我们要把你赶出这只无辜羔羊的身体 And we will drive you out of this innocent lamb,
你这撒旦派来的泼妇 you harridan of Satan's own hole!
滚吧 我命令你 Be gonel I command- -
她叫啥来着 What's her name?
我记不得了 Uh- - I don't remember.
没人记得了吧 I don't think anyone does anymore.
迪莉娅 Mmm. Delia?
狄来拉 Delilah? - Delilah?
达利娅 Dahlia!
很好记啊 It's not difficult.
别追那只猫 蒂多 Leave the cat alone! Tito!
我曾是一个小科学怪人 我曾是一个小科学怪人 耶耶 ♪ I was a teenage Frankenstein I was a teenage Frankenstein, oh, yeah ♪
我曾是一个小科学怪人 ♪ I was a teenage Frankenstein ♪
我曾是一个小科学怪人 我曾是一个小科学怪人 耶耶 ♪ I was a teenage Frankenstein I was a teenage Frankenstein, oh, yeah ♪
人们没忘记我的名字 People still know my name.
-我还是个明星 -你们能记得一部 I'm still a star. - Can you guys name a single film
-她的电影吗 -不记得 she's been in? - No.
一个也想不起来 Not one. Not a clue.
真服了《在港口》 Oh, come on. In the Port Rightly?
没印象 Mm- mmm. - No.
《克利夫兰的天使》 The Angel of Cleveland?
-啥的天使 -没听过 Of where? Never heard of it.
-《枪声响起》 -都没听过 ·The Gun Goes Bang? ·Never heard of them.
有枪就会响 不然呢 Of course it goes bang. What else would it do?
你们知道费雯·丽吗 Now, Vivien Leigh.
-哇 大影星 -永恒的经典 - Incredible. Mmm. Yep. - Timeless.
没才华的傻妞罢了 Talentless prude.
-格蕾丝·凯利 -最喜欢她了 Grace Kelly. - Love her. Oh.
-劳伦·白考尔 -女神 Lauren Bacall. Oh!
伊丽莎白·泰勒 Elizabeth Taylor. -
-我们记得她们 -你们以为自己很聪明是吗 - We remember them. - You think you're being clever?
我早看穿你们的把戏了 激将法没用 I know what you're doing. And it's not gonna work.
明说吧 我必须留下重建我的辉煌 See, I have to stay to rebuild my legacy.
你做不了演员的 You will never make it as an actress.
凯莉也早过了演玛丽苏的年纪 And Carrie's already too old to play ingenues.
不不不 No! No! - Uh- huh, uh- huh.
你用她的身体最多还能再演两年25岁 You've got two more years of playing 25. And after that,
之后跟死也没啥区别了 - you might as well be dead again! - No, no, no, no- -
我不听 我不听 Don't listen to them! Don't listen to them!
她已经有鱼尾纹了 She's already got crow's feet! -
-不信你看 -不不不 ·Look! No! No! No, don't!
我不信 It isn't true!
你个女鬼 自己看镜子 Look, goddamn you! Look!
我要让这女的咬舌自尽 I think I've bitten her tongue.
你滚出我朋友的身体 贱人 Get out of my friend, you bitch!
啊 Whoops.
我们该对她来硬的了 We have been too soft with her. -
卡什 把棍子给我 Kash, get the sticks.
准备战斗吧 女魔头 Prepare for war, you she- devil!
我绝不离开 I'll never leavel
-打她 -凯莉 Waterboard her! - Carrie.
别别别动她 ·No, stop, stop stop!
你要干什么 What are you doing?
我们一直劝错了人 I think we've been talking to the wrong person.
宝 我知道你在里面 我相信你比她更强大 Hey, bud. I know you're in there, and I know you're stronger than her.
闭嘴 Be quiet!
因为你是凯莉·杰克逊啊 Because you're Carrie Jackson.
为了看起来像大人 你会点尼格罗尼酒 Y- You think ordering negronis makes you seem grown- up.
你总能把茄子做得超难吃 You've never been able to cook aubergines right.
你不喜欢看的书也要读完 因为你怕书会伤心 You finish books you don't even like because you think they'll feel bad.
你真是一个呆子 You're a total fucking nerd!
但你是我最好的朋友 我爱你 You're my best friend. I love you.
对不起让大家担心了 I'm sorry for causing a fuss.
-你没事吧 -没事 她走了 - Are you okay? - Yeah. She's gone.
行 我大功告成了 Well, my work here is done.
你也没帮上忙吧 You didn't do anything.
不用谢 You're welcome.
真的没事 Are you okay?
谢天谢地你回来了 I'm so glad you're back.
我也好庆幸 Yeah. Me too.
你是不是说我长鱼尾纹了 - Did you say I had crow's feet?
你听错了 You're confused.
啊 你想要风平浪静 可我是个魔鬼 ♪Hold on, you don't want no problems I'm a monster ♪
哦 我最爱看胆小鬼吓得发抖 吓得打颤 ♪Oh, you scared I make you shake, I make you shudder ♪
我们给你带了浴袍 We brought you a dressing gown.
我不想做猫了 I- I don't want to be a cat!
我可以做一只母狗吗 Is it too late to be a slut?