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我迟到了我迟到了 我知道 I'm late, I'm late, I know.
我可怜的荷兰水仙花 My poor Dutch Master daffodils
在这寒风中颤抖 were positively shivering in this cold.
我得在气温再次骤降之前把它们都移到室内 I had to get them all in before the deep freeze.
还有一朵可怜的水仙花需要你 There's still one shivering daffodil who needs you.
对不起 我的小花 I'm sorry, my little flower.
谢谢你帮我跑腿 Thank you for running this errand with me.
我需要一顶耐用的园艺草帽 I need durable straw hats for gardening.
我只相信特里 Terry is the only one I trust.
今天不行了 Not today.
你不能错过关门大甩卖 You'll have to come back for the closeout sale.
特里 Terry.
盖斯特太太 卡波特先生 Oh, Mrs. Guest, Mr. Capote.
什么 要关门甩卖吗 What...closeout sale?
特里 不 格洛尔已经这里的习俗了 Terry, no. Galore is an institution,
-你在这呆了一辈子了 -44年了 - and you've been here forever. - 44 years.
恐怕现在没人买帽子了 Nobody wants hats anymore, I'm afraid.
一个时代终结了 The end of an era.
我本来打算退休 I was planning to retire,
但没想到会是这种结局 but I didn't think it would be like this.
我现在能去哪去买一顶优质园艺帽呢 Where am I going to get my good gardening hats now?
好吧 你还剩几个了 特里 Well, how many have you got left, Terry?
没关系 我全买了 Doesn't matter, I'll take them all.
我给邦尼·梅隆也买一些 I'll get some for Bunny Mellon as well.
她也会难过的 Oh, she's gonna be just sick.
我去看看库存 I'll go see what we have in the back.
CZ 你还记得几年前的那个复活节吗 C. Z, do you remember that Easter a few years ago?
你 我 斯琳 李和贝比在巴斯克海岸吃了 You, me, Slim, Lee and Babe had Good Friday lunch
受难日午餐 我们喝得酩酊大醉 at La Cote and we got so tipsy
我们觉得自己应该放浪形骸一次 we thought we'd be brash and brassy
去买些古怪的复活节帽子 and buy outlandish Easter bonnets.
贝比看中了那顶有 And Babe found that towering floral thing
长长的丝带的花顶高帽 with ribbons flowing down her back.
上面有人造的百合花 活像鲜奶油一样 And it had faux lilies like whipped cream.
我跟她说 你活像一道甜点 She looked like a dessert. I told her so.
我从没见过贝比笑得这么厉害 I've never seen Babe laugh so hard.
她怎么样了 How is she?
她很好 她接受了最好的治疗 She's good. She's getting the best care.
还没有扩散到其他器官 所以 It hasn't spread to any other organs, so...
连癌症都奈何不了一颗冰冷的心 Hmm. A heart so cold, even cancer couldn't touch it.
特鲁曼 嘴下留德 Truman, don't.
我会想念这些帽子的 Oh, I'm gonna miss hats.
在南方 人人喜欢戴帽子 In the South, everyone wore them.
无论富人 穷人 白人 有色人种 Rich folk, poor folk, white, colored.
帽子是希望的象征 A hat was a symbol of hope.
我妈妈囤了不少帽子 My mother had a marvelous collection.
她以前总是把包装盒留给我 She used to let me keep the boxes.
还有散发着香水味的包装纸 The tissue paper, the smells.
我还剩10顶 盖斯特太太 - I've got ten left, Mrs. Guest. - Ooh.
我没法再送货上门了 I- I can't do delivery anymore.
没关系 我会让路易斯来拿的 Oh, no matter. I'll send Luis around.
这顶如何 Should I?
我们去蒂芙尼珠宝逛逛吧 - Let's swing by Tiffany's.
凯特还有一年毕业 Kate's in her final year of school,
我送她一串珍珠作为惊喜 and I want to surprise her with a string of pearls.
真心换真情 The real thing for the real thing.
我打算在卡片上这么写 That's what I'm going to write on the card.
那么 你和你的徒弟怎么样了 So, how's it going with your protege?
天啊 她活像耶稣再临 Oh, my God, she's the Second Coming.
她天生就是当模特的料 And she was born to model.
我要把她打造成下一个薇露西卡 I'm going to turn her into the next Veruschka.
薇露西卡 早就过气了 Veruschka? She's ancient.
现在的女孩都粉克里斯蒂·布林克利 All the girls want to be like Christie Brinkley now.
不 凯特不是那样的人 No, but Kate's not like that.
那种高露洁式的笑容 古铜色的皮肤 That Colgate smile, vulgar tan nonsense.
她是个经典的美女 She's a classic beauty.
她美丽是因为她年轻 She's beautiful because she's young.
每个人年轻的时候都很美 Everybody who's young is beautiful.
我真希望自己年轻的时候也有人这么夸我 I only wish someone had told me that when I was that age.
大家都这么说了 - Oh, everybody told you. -
不错嘛 Mm, it's good,
但是你不觉得再高一点更好吗 but don't you think you could go a tad higher?
你知道吗 达斯蒂·斯普林菲尔德 You know, Dusty Springfield
以前经常在头发下面塞个垫子 显得更有魅力 used to tuck a maxi pad under there to give it more oomph.
凯特 你的手提包在哪 我看看搭不搭 Where's your pocketbook, Kate? I'll see if you've got one.
没有 特鲁曼 No, Truman.
你怎么这么暴躁 What's got your bonnet in a bunch?
今天可是你的大日子 This is your big day.
姑娘们肯定会抢着 Girls would be tripping over themselves
和迪克·阿维顿合影的 to get a photo shoot with Dick Avedon.
对不起 Sorry. - Hmm.
我很感激 I am grateful.
只是 It's just
我的意思是 看上去有点像家庭妇女 Well, I mean, it's a little matronly.
为什么不把发型交给发型师来做呢 Why don't you leave the styling to the stylists?
在1966年我举办黑白舞会的时候 Back when I threw my Black and White Ball in 1966,
肯尼斯先生的美发沙龙比54俱乐部还要热 Mr. Kenneth's salon was hotter than Studio 54.
我还以为你会戒酒呢 Thought you were gonna stop drinking.
香槟不算酒 而且对胃有好处 Champagne isn't drinking. It's good for the stomach.
能帮助消化 Like a digestif.
别跟我怄气 亲爱的 Don't you pull your sourpuss with me, dear.
迪克会来拍你马屁的 还有我帮你 Dick is going to fawn over you, and so will
联系的所有杂志编辑也会来讨好你 all the magazine editors I'm going to hook you up with.
《时尚》的格蕾丝·米拉贝拉是我的好朋友 Grace Mirabella at Vogue, she's a dear friend.
明年这个时候 你就成封面女郎了 By this time next year, you'll be on the cover.
肯尼思 还要做多久 Now, Kenneth, how are we getting along?
-今天的午饭不能迟到 -好的 - We mustn't be late for lunch. - Yes.
-贝比 -贝比 Babe. - Babe.
-你好 -你好 - Hello. - Hello.
-欢迎来到巴斯克海岸饭店 -谢谢 - Welcome to La Cote Basque. - Thank you.
这边请 Right this way, please.
瞧 See?
谁能抵抗你的吸引力 Not a soul here can take their eyes off you.
-是的 我看出来了 -你这是怎么了 Yes, I am aware of that. - Well, what's the matter?
你活像B级片里的机器人一样僵硬 You're as stiff as a B movie robot.
有多少B级片里的机器人是打扮成 How many B movie robots went around disguised
50多岁交际花的 like 50- year- old society ladies?
你只需要吃些蜗牛和牡蛎 You just need some snails and some oysters
能让你放松下来的 亲爱的 to loosen you up, darling.
现在抬起头 不要皱眉 Now hold your head high and stop frowning.
否则你的抬头纹像马里亚纳海沟一样深 You'll get lines like the Mariana Trench.
什么 The what?
哦 牡蛎牡蛎 和我一起走吧 ™O Oysters, come and walk with mel'
海象如此的哀求 The Walrus did beseech.
愉快的散步 愉快的交谈 ™A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk,
在那海边的盐滩上 ™Along the briny beach.
有四个人就够了 ™We cannot do with more than four,
大家都撸的开心 - To give a hand to each. "-
我亲爱的刘易斯·卡罗尔写的 Lewis Carroll, my dear. - Mm.
很精彩 - Bravo. -
你是怎么记住这些诗的 How do you remember all these poems?
仔细听就行 I listen.
那么 我已经听过了你对我的抱怨 因为我总是带你 Now, I have listened to your complaints about my dragging you
-和我朋友吃午餐 -太好了 - to too many lunches with my friends. - Oh, good.
我想到了一个完美的解决办法 亲爱的凯特 And I have come up with the perfect solution, dear Kate.
耳听八方 Eavesdropping.
如果你想成为一名作家 或者成为任何知名人士 If you want to be a writer, or any person of note, actually,
你必须意识到偷听 you must realize the importance of that which is overheard
隔壁桌说话的重要性 the next table over.
顺便说 这个头衔很棒 归你了 亲爱的 Great title, by the way. It's yours, darling.
如果你所在的桌子很无聊 那你就全力偷听邻桌 It's where all the action is if your table is dull.
也许你的人生也很无聊 我深表同情 And you may well be at a dull table in life, I do sympathize.
但如果你掌握了倾听 But you master the art of listening
旁边人的艺术 to who's right over there.
你真的丝毫不尊重 You really, actually don't believe
别人的隐私 是吧 特鲁曼 in privacy at all, do you, Truman?
拜托 特鲁曼 别守着老一套了 Come on, Truman. Don't be a stick in the mud.
没人比我更有趣了 Nobody's more fun than me.
玛格丽特公主 也许比我有趣吧 Princess Margaret. Maybe.
送给你的 I got you that.
你真好 Oh. You.
甜点来点雪浮岛吧 Let's have some ile flottante for dessert.
他开始妄自尊大了 He's starting to sink into himself.
付出的代价 是他所有的背叛和龌龊 The cost of it, all his betraying and nastiness.
看看他 Look at him.
想无视都难 It catches up.
真是相由心生 You earn the face you deserve.
那是他的新徒弟 That's his new protege,
她爸是那个约翰的可怜女儿 that horrible man John's poor daughter.
他打算把她打造成他想要的样子 - He's trying to mold her. - Hmm.
他改了她的姓 来抹去她爸爸的痕迹 He changed her last name to erase her dad.
抹掉了 我想警告她来着 Erase. I'd like to warn her.
他把她打扮成 Well, he's got her dressed like
一朵供人赏玩的花朵 she's at a flower show in Minneapolis.
还记得伊莉莎·杜立特的事吗 Remember what happened with Eliza Doolittle?
她甩了亨利·希金斯 She dumped Henry Higgins.
我觉得《窈窕淑女》是一个很好的警世故事 I think My Fair Lady is the right cautionary tale.
好吧 让我们进入正题 AII right, let's get to brass tacks. - Hmm.
彼得·比尔德真的打算和你结婚了吗 Is Peter Beard really ready to marry you?
实话实说吧 Spill the beans.
是的 我想是的 Yes, I think so.
他已经戒掉了巴比妥类药物 Well, he's kicked the barbiturates,
他有足够的钱维持我们的生活 he's got enough money to keep us going.
天啊 他太性感了 我甚至都不在乎钱了 God, he is so sexy, I don't even care about the money.
器大活好就行 - It's the sex. -
在蒙托克 那些激情的周末 Montauk, those weekends.
是的 但是李 缺啥都别缺钱 Yes, but, Lee, you can't be having money issues.
卖掉伦敦或者巴黎的房子 Sell the place in London. You're never there.
-你又从来不住 -我需要它们应急 Or Paris. - I need them in case.
我只希望他别再来这里了 I just wish he would fucking stop coming here.
我真想往他一脸普罗赛克酒 I could throw a glass of Prosecco in his face.
也许那样他就能明白我的意思了 Maybe then he'd get the message.
不 他只会把酒舔了 No, he would just lap it up.
我们要当道德模范 你懂的 We're going to be exemplary, and you know it.
胡闹的话我们今晚或者明天就会上《邮报》 We would be in the Post tomorrow, if not tonight.
每个服务员都是间谍 每个食客都是某些人的线人 Every waiter is a spy and every diner is someone's tipster.
我的上帝 Oh, hi. My God.
我刚才没看到你们 I didn't see you back there.
你们俩看起来都很美 太美了 You both look wonderful. So wonderful.
李 我有很多事要告诉你 Lee, I need to tell you so much,
你的妹妹 your sister
好吧 我还是不说了吧 Oh, well, that's...I'll save it.
没错 闭嘴吧 Yes. Do.
所以 So.
一只新天鹅 没出师的雏儿 A new swan? A cygnet in training?
是吗 你好 亲爱的 Yes? Hello, dear.
-嗨 -没错 Hi. - Oh, yes.
我们要去迪克家 他准备给她拍照 We're off to Dick's, he's photographing her.
凯特·哈林顿 这位是李·拉齐维尔 Kate Harrington, this is Lee Radziwill.
亲爱的 如果我是你 我会让我的头发自然下垂 I'd let my hair fall naturally were I you, darling.
我是说 你又不是 I mean, you're not
《美国革命女儿》中的人物 in the Daughters of the American Revolution.
代我向迪克问好 Send Dicky my best.
我们一起吃午饭好吗 Can we have lunch?
当然 特鲁曼 当然可以 Sure, Truman, sure.
打电话给我吧 Call me.
那么 Well
迪克给你拍照之前咱们就不吃甜点了 亲爱的 Maybe we don't have dessert before Dick shoots you, my dear.
-怎么了 -天哪 特鲁曼 What? - Jesus, Truman.
你把她打扮得 You've- you've dressed her for a goddamn
活像要去参加妇联茶话会似的 Westport Ladies Auxiliary lunch tea party.
就差拿个黄瓜三明治了 Where's the cucumber sandwiches?
-我早告诉你了 特鲁曼 -你看 - I told you, Truman. - Yeah, see?
她早告诉你了 特鲁曼 凯特 过来 She told you, Truman. Kate, come here.
跟我来 我们会解决的 Follow me, we'll fix this.
朱尔斯 嘿 Jules, hey.
什么事 迪克 Yeah, Dick.
带上凯特 给她换上你选的服装造型 Take Kate, and you two find some crap you like
我得向特鲁曼叔叔解释一下今夕是何年 while I explain what year it is to Uncle Truman.
还有 让朱尔斯帮你整理下头发 Oh, and, um, let Jules fix your hair.
他是个天才 你会很棒的 He's a genius, you're gonna be great.
我这里没什么不能搞定的 Nothing here can't be fixed.
这里是魔法之地 It's magic land.
你怎么回事 你以为自己在干什么 What's the matter with you? What do you think you're doing?
现在是1978年 It's 1978.
你是活在公元前几年啊 What year are you stuck in?
老实说 就不告诉你 Well, I can't tell you, honestly.
老天爷 特鲁曼 - Jesus, Tru.
你在 你到底在干什么 What are you...what are you doing?
-你还在工作吗 -是的 在写书 小迪 - Are you working? - Yes, on the book, Dicky.
不 你才没写呢 Mm. No, you're not.
经历了这一切后 我的信心 Well, my confidence took a bit of a knock
理所当然受到了一点打击 after what happened, sure.
是啊 你想把作品卖给电影公司 Yeah, and wasting more of your time
这简直是在浪费你的时间 trying to sell yourself to the movies?
你是被那些女人影响了吗 Are you letting all those ladies get to you?
我跟她们说过了 I mean, I told them.
迪克 你跟她们说了什么 What did you tell them, Dick?
你以为他会如何 他是个作家 "What did you expect of him? He's a writer.
你以为他会眼睁睁的在旁边看着你们 "You think he was just gonna watch you guys
却不利用这些故事吗 and not use any of it?
谢谢你 理查德 Thank you, Richard.
是时候走出来了 找回你的激情 It's time to move on, get your fire back.
你难道希望那个统治一切 You want the schadenfreude assholes
还幸灾乐祸的混蛋笑到最后吗 who rule this town to win?
别让她们得偿所愿 Don't let them win.
亲爱的 你有什么梦想 So, what do you want, dear?
-你真的想当模特吗 -还不确定 - Do you really want to model? - I'm not sure.
我可能更擅长做造型 I might be better at the styling part.
是吗 Yeah?
跳舞吧 可以吗 Dance, would you?
*昨晚一个DJ救了我的命...* *Last night a DJ saved my life...*
-跳舞吗 -对 跳舞 舞动起来 － Dance? - Dance. Movement.
舞动就是青春 凯特 Movement is youth, Kate.
*救了我一命* *Saved my life...*
就这样 Sure.
舞动是什么 迪克 Movement is what, Dick?
青春 特鲁曼 舞动就是青春 Youth, Truman, movement is youth.
你怎么从从没让我跳舞什么的 You never made me dance or move around.
那是因为你总是醉醺醺的 我害怕 Well, that's because you were always so drunk, I was afraid
你会把脖子摔断了 you were gonna fall and break your goddamn neck.
凯特 你确实很漂亮 Oh, Kate, you're beautiful, for sure,
但别让特鲁曼把你当他的小宠物 but don't let Truman make you be his little poppet.
他别有用心 他有这方面的黑历史 He's got ulterior motives. He's got history.
对吧 特鲁曼 Right, Truman?
*我不知何去何从* *I don't know what I'd do*
*昨晚一个DJ救了我的命* *Last night a DJ saved my life*
*昨晚一个DJ拯救了我破碎的心 *Last night a DJ saved my life from a broken heart*
*昨晚一个DJ救了我的命 *Last night a DJ saved my life*
*昨晚一个DJ用一首歌救了我的命* *Last night a DJ saved my life with a song*
*昨晚一个DJ救了我的命* *Last night a DJ saved my life...*
特鲁曼 我想坐一会儿 Truman, I want to sit down.
有地方可以坐下来吗 Is there anywhere to actually sit?
不 我不是刚告诉你了吗 亲爱的 No, didn't I just tell you, dear heart?
舞动就是青春 我们得接着跳舞 CZ Movement is youth. We got to keep moving, C. Z.
时间不等人 Time never stops.
你不能让时间凌驾于你之上 You can't let it get ahead of you.
弹指一挥间 宝贝 世界就与你擦肩而过 If you blink, baby, the world passes you by.
也许已经太晚了 孩子 It may be too late, kid.
*昨晚一个DJ救了我的命* *Last night a DJ saved my life*
*昨晚一个DJ拯救了我破碎的心* *Last night a DJ saved my life from a broken heart*
*昨晚一个DJ救了我的命* *Last night a DJ saved my life. *
我不喜欢这样 I don't like this.
两个汗流浃背的老古董 Two sweaty oldies but goodies
在舞池里丢人现眼 puttering around the dance floor.
天啊 太不得体了 God, it's unseemly.
我看起来像《亚当斯一家》里的祖母 I look like the grandmother from The Addams Family.
不 你看起来很开心 CZ No, you look happy, C. Z.
黑红也是红 AlI publicity's good publicity.
正如安迪说的 唯一重要的事 What is it that Andy says? "The only thing that matters
就是你在报纸上占了多大版面 is how many column inches you take up on the page. "
要是个艺术家 也许是对的 但在我的圈子里 If you're an artist, maybe, but in my circles,
最重要的就是进退有据 it's all about knowing when to enter and when to exit.
我们有过年轻的时光 We had our time.
黑白舞会 扭扭舞 都是我们时代的产物 The Black and White Ball, the twist, that was ours.
迪斯科不是 Not disco.
我不想以这种丑态示人了 I will not be seen like this again.
前几天我刚从迪克工作室回来 You know, I was coming back from Dick's the other day
在出租车后座 我触碰到了凯特的手 and I happened to touch Kate's hand in the back of the cab.
太吓人了 It was startling.
看看这些老年斑 Look at these liver spots.
问题是 我还是觉得自己像30岁 And the thing is, I still feel like I'm 30,
那我为什么不能表现得像个30岁的人呢 so why shouldn't I act like it?
每个人都会变老 然后她们就会想 Everybody gets old and then they just go,
哦 我老了 于是她们就行将就木 "Oh, I guess I'm old, "and so then they shrivel up and die.
也许长生不老的秘密 But maybe the secret to immortality...
就是永不认输 ...is to never admit defeat.
不朽的秘密 The secret to immortality,
对你来说 特鲁曼 就是写作 for you, Truman, is to write.
不停地写 Keep writing.
天啊 你为这本书牺牲了这么多 My God, you've sacrificed so much for this book.
写完它 你就永垂青史了 Just finish it and you'll live forever.
他不会跟她乱搞的 Because he won't screw her.
所以她才戴着那个难看的小护腕 That's why she's wearing that hideous little wrist brace.
不 这和网球无关 No, it's nothing to do with tennis,
是因为他撸管就能撸到地老天荒 it's his endless demand for hand jobs.
沃森太太想知道你什么时候去买单 Mrs. Watson wants to know when you're gonna pay your tab.
是真的 他坐在那里撸得上下翻飞 It's true, he sits there flipping through.
-你迟了两个月了 -看着合唱团男生的大头照 - You're two months late. ...the chorus boys'headshots
而她也自嗨到起飞 while she's pumping away.
看在上帝的份上 Oh, for heaven's sake.
黛安 我过会儿再打给你 Diane, I'm going to have to call you back.
异端审判会来了 The Inquisition has arrived.
你也一样 好吧 Same to you. All right.
如果你还关心的话 刚才是一个 That happened to be a very important call,
非常重要的电话 if you care to know.
你想不想就此戒酒 Do you even want to stop with this?
我得喝啊 I have to drink.
今晚我要上电视 I am going on television tonight.
脱口秀我上镜会紧张 A talk show, and I get nervous.
我必须保证状态 等喝到三杯半时候 I've got to be on, and there's a sweet spot
正好能让我侃侃而谈 妙语连珠 right around three and a half drinks when I really sing.
你说过今天要写作的 You said you were gonna write today.
-你答应过我的 -告诉我 我答应你什么了 You promised me. - Yeah, tell me, what did I promise you?
付你的账单 用最好的摄影师给你拍照片 Paying your bills, getting you headshots by the best,
还给你请个助理 和工作机会 and an agent and jobs.
这还不够吗 Is that not enough?
哦 亲爱的 亲爱的 - Oh, dear, dear, dear, dear.
我不是那个意思 I didn't mean...
只是 - It's just...
我已经尽力了 你要相信我 I'm doing the best I can, you have to believe me.
凯特 我 Kate, I
三年前 我在约翰尼·卡森的节目上说 You know, three years ago, I said on Johnny Carson's show
杰奎琳·苏珊看起来像个有异装癖的卡车司机 that Jacqueline Susann looked like a truck driver in drag.
那个小笑话给我带来的流量 - - And I am still reaping
我到现在还没收割完 the benefits from that one little joke.
所有的脱口秀节目都想请我 All the talk shows want me on.
她们想让我谈谈自己的宿敌们 They want me to talk about my feuds...
*我爱谁 我恨谁 还有…* *And who I love and who I hate and*
如今我就是这样赚钱的 And that's how I pay the rent now.
不是靠写作 而是靠扮演一个角色 It's not through writing, it's through being a persona.
这就是我现在的事业 That's my career now.
你简直和他一样 You're just like him.
我爸爸 Papa.
我以为你和他不一样 I thought you were different.
但其实你们都是一类人 对吧 But it's always the same, isn't it?
都是一类人 It's all the same.
你说得对 我知道 我知道 You're right, I know, I know, I know.
就让我撑过今晚吧 Just let me get through tonight.
我不知道还会剩下什么样的男人 I don't know what kind of men are going to be left.
我是说 彼得·比尔德 你知道 I mean, Peter Beard, you know, he,
他是复古派的硬汉风 he was a throwback to the swashbucklers,
但像他这样的人并不多 but there's not a lot like him.
我是说 难道所有的直男 I mean, have all the straight men
都搬回洛杉矶吗 moved back to Los Angeles?
我忍受婚姻的极限是十年 Ten years is all I can do in a marriage.
跟霍华德待十年 Mm. - Ten with Howard,
跟利兰待十年 和肯待十年 ten with Leland and ten with Ken.
别笑了 - Don't laugh.
拜托 至少在如今 Come on, at least, at least now,
离婚是荣誉的象征 而不是耻辱 divorce is a badge of honor and not a scarlet letter.
我们希望新婚能永远这么 Well, it's that we expect it to always stay
新奇又刺激 magical and exciting.
对象不一非要是个好男人 斯琳 It doesn't have to be good, Slim,
但必须是个可靠的男人 it just has to be reliable.
不 CZ No, Cee.
为什么鱼和熊掌不能兼得呢 Why can't it be everything all at once?
性 金钱和无尽的冒险 Sex, money and an endless adventure.
因为那又会是另一个故事了 Because that would be yet another story.
你看了特鲁曼的脱口秀节目了吗 Did you catch Truman's talk show appearance?
戈尔·维达尔正在起诉他 Gore Vidal is suing.
而杜鲁门 为了不被告上法庭 And Truman, in order not to be served papers,
躲在戒毒所里不出来 is apparently hiding in a rehab.
他真的是费尽心机 He's trying. He really is.
李 他告诉我说 他想给你打电话 He told me, Lee, he tried to call you
因为故事是你讲的 你也可以证实它 because you told the story, you can confirm it.
如果你出庭作证 就可以救他 If you testify, you could save him.
救他的名声 更重要的是 His reputation, and what's more is...
他现在没钱了 he has no money now.
-他可能会失去一切 -关于杰姬被 He could lose it all. - The story of Jackie
戈尔虐待的故事 我压根不记得了 being manhandled by Gore, I have no recollection of it.
从没发生过 我也从没说过 It never happened, I never told it.
除此之外 我真的已经厌倦了这一切 Besides, really, I am so tired of it all.
就两个基佬在打架罢了 Just two fags fighting.
反正我也不想掺和进去 I'm not getting involved anyway.
她说话的口气 The way she said it.
就两个基佬在打架罢了 "Just two fags fighting. "
李 你认真的吗 I mean, really, Lee.
我们欠他们一点尊重 We owe them a modicum of respect.
我是指那些同性恋 The homosexuals, I mean.
这些年来我们都依靠过那些助行器 We've all relied on walkers over the years.
跟同性恋男人出门 说笑 A safe man to take us out, laugh with,
可以阻挡那些色狼眼睛和咸猪手 a buffer against prying eyes and hands.
还有 等你上了年纪 What's more, a homosexual won't drop you
同性恋朋友也不会不要你了 after you reach a certain age.
反而会把你捧得更高 If anything, they lift you higher.
这种关系非常重要 It is a vital relationship.
与他们相处与你跟 There's a way one can be in their company
其他女性朋友相处有一点不同 that's different than how you have to be with other women.
你终于可以卸下防备 You can finally drop the armor.
不知道如今的女性还需不需要防备 I don't know if today's women wear armor at all.
她们没必要 她们“解放了” They don't have to, they're"liberated. "
必须跟一个男人出门 不管是不是男同 那些日子都过去了 Having to go out with a man, gay or straight, it's over.
-助行器的终结 -天哪 我需要手套 The end of the walker. - Oh, gosh, I need gloves.
对 经历了这些治疗 Yes, with all these treatments,
我开始理解针垫的感觉了 I'm beginning to understand what a pincushion must feel like.
我的双手和胳膊都是针孔 Needles in my hands, arms.
比尔注意到了淤伤 Bill noticed the bruising
当然了 不得不发表意见 and, of course, had to make a comment.
从今以后 每时每刻 So, from now on, I'm going to be covered
我都得遮着了 every hour, every day.
驾驶手套 日用手套 Driving gloves, daywear gloves.
我甚至要掀起一个潮流 Hell, I'm even going to start a trend:
看电视都带着手套 watching TV wearing gloves.
你知道我可以的 And you know I can do it.
亲爱的 － Darling.
得了癌症要治疗 这是正常的 When you have cancer, it's okay to have cancer.
等等 Wait.
-怎么不见了 -打扰一下 - Where...where is it? - Excuse me, dear,
请问手套部怎么不见了 what's happened to the glove department?
-手套部 -对 贝亲女士负责的 The glove department? - Yes. Ms. Pigeon?
哦对 她退休了 Oh, yes. She's retired.
我们袜类部门可能有 Hmm. - We may have something
您需要的东西 over in hosiery,
现在的客人都不怎么戴手套了 but our clientele don't wear a lot of gloves anymore.
我们尽量保存最新的货品 We try to keep a very current inventory.
你们可以去罗德&泰勒商场看看 You might try Lord &Taylor.
棕榈泉是最好的避暑胜地 Palm Springs is the perfect place
因为你哪儿都不想去 to dry out because you never want to go out anywhere.
这里都是些落魄的女明星和老基佬 It's all washed- up starlets and old queens,
就像守护她们的灰泥城堡一样 prickly as the cacti that stand guard
浑身带刺 over their white stucco fortresses.
你现在在干什么 What are you doing right now?
写作 Oh, just writing.
那我挂了 我不想打扰你 Well, I can go. I don't want to disturb you.
不会 你打得正是时候 亲爱的 No, no, it's perfect timing, dear.
我整个上午都在奋笔疾书 很有普鲁斯特的风格 I've been scribbling away all morning, very Proustian.
太好了 这本书是否如你所愿 That's great. Is the book shaping up as you'd hoped?
-你说什么 -我问你这本书 - What, honey? - I said is the book shaping up
-是否如你所愿 -完全不同 - as you'd hoped? - Not at all.
我感到非常高兴 And I couldn't be happier.
为什么呢 What do you mean?
等你自己写作你就能体会了 Well, you'll find this in your own work.
当你坐下来写作时 When you sit down to write,
你会自动跟着书的思路写下去 the book will tell you what it really wants to be about.
-嗯 -《被回应的祈祷》这部小说 Mm- hmm? - This particular novel Answered Prayers
坚持要写关于友情的内容 insists that it's going to be about friendships,
没有友情人们就活不下去 how unlivable life is without them.
我为这一见解付出了高昂的代价 Now, I was charged a hefty price for this insight, surely,
但我开始明白 也许正因为此 but I'm starting to see that maybe it was
才给了我写作的素材 what needed to happen in order for me to write.
我真为你高兴 特鲁曼 I'm really happy for you, Truman.
天哪 Oh, gosh.
稍等 - Just a second. -
希望你把电话听筒擦干净了 I hope you wiped down that telephone receiver.
你永远不知道安迪工厂里的东西都碰过什么东西 You never know where anything in Andy's Factory has been.
趁着年轻多出去玩 把自己涂成蓝色 Go out, be young, paint yourself blue
-疯狂地裸奔 -好 and run around in the nude. - Okay.
等你到了我这把年纪 你只想 Once you get to be my age, all you'll want to do is
隐退 再也不想裸体了 retreat and never be nude, ever.
是杂工来了 亲爱的 Oh, that's the handyman, love.
-我得挂了 -好 - I got to go. - Okay.
-亲亲抱抱 -拜 - Hugs and kisses. - Okay, bye.
来了 Mm, coming.
好哇 Howdy.
来修垃圾处理器的 Here about the garbage disposal.
你也好 快请进 Howdy yourself. Come right in.
我从来不知道垃圾处理器的 Mm. Well, I never knew the importance
重要性 of the garbage disposal.
谁知道它对现代生活这么重要 Who knew it was so essential to modern life?
只有在我无法处理香煎干贝的 I only encountered it when I was unable to shred
残渣时才遇到过 the remains of the coquille Saint Jacques.
你看 当我按这里时 When I hit the thing you see here,
它就是 不起作用 it doesn't...do the thing.
可能是碎切机刀片的问题 Might be the shredding disc.
你检查过过载保护器跳闸了吗 Did you check if you tripped up the overload protector?
没 反正 我按这个东西时 No, it's just, when I hit the thing,
它就是 没反应 it doesn't do...the thing.
我知道了 伙计 - I got you, buddy.
过来 我教你怎么操作 Come here, let me show you how it works.
你要按住那个红色按钮 You want to push that red button down,
等三秒左右 hold it for about three seconds.
应该就重置了 That should reset it.
要不你来试试 You want to give it a try?
要是杰克能看到就好了 If Jack could see me now.
2 3 Two, three.
好了 可以了 There you go. All right.
就这样 Is that it?
可能我还得进去检查一下 Well, I might need to get in there for a second.
一般情况什么东西坏了 Mm. Usually, when something breaks,
我都将就着过了 I just learn to live around it.
杰克呢 算了不说了 Jack is, um...Oh, never mind.
说说你吧 你叫什么 Tell me about you. Who are you?
从哪儿来的 不是棕榈泉的吗 Where are you from? Not from Palm Springs?
不是 土生土长的伊利诺伊州人 No. Illinois. Born and bred.
伊利诺伊 我猜也差不多 Illinois. Yes, I thought as much.
看起来吃了太多玉米 不像沙漠老鼠 You're too corn- fed to be a desert rat.
你来这里是为了找女朋友 So, did you come out here for a girl?
其实是为了离开 To get away from one, actually.
她其实很漂亮 Yeah, she was awful pretty.
差点就跟她结婚了 Almost married her, too.
她爸有一个甜菜工厂 Dad had a sugar beet factory.
娶了她可就过上好日子了 Gonna set me up real good.
漂亮老婆 稳定的工作 Mm, a beautiful girl, a stable job,
可你还是跑到沙漠来了 and yet you came running out to the desert.
看来你是个注重体验的人 生活胜过安逸 So you're an experiences person. Life over comfort.
我跟你一样 I'm exactly the same way.
如果你能梦想成真 你最想干什么 What's your dream, if you could do anything in the world?
可能是开一家修理铺 Probably open a hog shop.
什么 A what?
卖摩托车 修摩托车 You know, motorcycles. Sell em, fix'em.
外面就停着我的哈雷摩托 That's my Harley- Davidson outside,
1976年的超级滑翔 1976 Super Glide.
哈雷·戴维森摩托 Mmm. Harley- Davidson motorcycles.
伊利诺伊人 - Illinois. -
真迷人 How fascinating.
对 搞定了 Yeah. All done.
我平时还修空调 You know, I usually do air condition repair, too.
厉害 Marvelous.
里克 不知道你有没有兴趣 Say, Rick, I wonder if you'd be at all interested
让我尝尝你的老二 in having your cock sucked.
你让其他男人舔过吗 So, have you ever let a man do that to you,
还是只是普通女人舔过 or just plain Jane
在伊利诺伊荞麦镇的时候 in Buckwheat, Illinois?
从没有过 No, never.
不过这可能是我这辈子 Might have been the best blow job I've ever had
最舒服的一次 in my life, though.
诀窍就在于用指头亲亲滑过 Well, the secret is to glide with the thumb.
我的朋友沃利斯-辛普森在南特避暑 My friend Wallis Simpson summers in Nantes.
这些无价的技巧是她从 She picks up these priceless little nuggets
当地渔夫那里学到的 of wisdom from fishermen.
南特 在哪儿 Nantes. Where's that?
法国 亲爱的 你去过欧洲吗 France, dear heart. Have you been to Europe?
去过一次 去了韩国 Been once. Went to Korea.
那是欧洲最好的地方 Well, that's the best part of Europe.
只要你见过韩国 你就知道欧洲什么样子了 If you've seen Korea, you've seen the whole place.
你太可爱的 千万不要改变 You're just darling. Don't ever change.
-答应我 -嗯 Promise me. - Hmm.
知道吗 很多人跟别人在一起的时候 You know, a lot of guys have trouble
都不敢直视别人的眼睛 looking another man in the eyes when they're together,
但是你天不怕地不怕 是不是 but you're not afraid of anything, are you?
我不太喜欢蛇 Hmm. I don't like snakes much.
不知道你饿不饿 Well, I don't know about you,
反正我是饿了 but I've worked up an appetite.
我们去哈姆雷特汉堡店吧 What do you say we go to Hamburger Hamlet?
你想吃什么我买 I'll buy you anything you want.
你肯定能喝上三杯奶昔 I bet you can put away three milkshakes, huh?
恐怕我得赶紧上路了 Afraid I got to be hitting the road.
我4点要赶到兰塔电影场修空调 I got a 4: 00 in the Movie Colony. AC.
那么 Well
我只好跟你一起去了 I'll just have to come with you, then.
用我双手环抱住你 ♪ Gonna wrap my arms around you ♪
紧紧抱在怀里 ♪Hold you close to me ♪
宝贝 我要品尝你的香唇 ♪Oh, babe, I want to taste your lips, I wanna...♪
唱啊 迎着风大声歌唱 Sing it, man! Scream into the wind.
我不会唱 I don't know it.
现在流行这首歌吗 Is this a big song right now?
最流行的 It's the big song.
看来我正式步入老年了 Well, I guess that makes me officially old.
流行歌曲的歌词是年轻人的密码 The lyrics to popular songs are a code for the young
仅限年轻人直到夜幕降临 － and the young only. - ♪ Till the night closes in ♪
一旦你不懂歌词 说明你就老了 Once you don't know them, you're no longer in the club.
直到夜幕降临 ♪ Till the night closes in. ♪
什么社交名流 一群狗屁 No, so, socialites, they do shit.
只是平时你看不到她们龌龊的一面 You just don't usually catch them in the act.
然而天天在她们身边 However, on a yacht the quarters are very close.
难免知道一些黑料 It's much harder to be discreet.
我的朋友米妮·佩尔茨已经结婚十年了 Now, my friend Minnie Peltz, she'd been married ten years,
就她丈夫所知 and as far as her husband knew,
她只是偶尔 she'd only ever used the toilet
用马桶冲冲金鱼 to flush the occasional goldfish.
她打算永远不戳破这个秘密 And she planned to keep that appearance up,
非常感谢 thank you very much.
因此在海上的四个星期里 她没有拉过一次屎 So, for four weeks at sea, she didn't crap once.
她被堵得可怕 She was so horribly stopped up,
肚子挺得都看不到脚了 her belly was sticking out further than her feet.
她都宫缩了 She was having contractions.
最后他们不得不抛锚靠岸 Finally, they were forced to drop anchor,
一名克罗地亚医生给她开了栓剂 and a Croatian doctor gave her a suppository.
你知道那是什么吗 Yeah, you know what that is?
他们把一颗大药丸 When they take a big old horse pill
外面涂上黄油 and they slather it in Crisco
-然后塞进你屁眼 -嗯 - and they stick it up your butthole. - Mm- hmm.
-嗯 -那天晚上 Mm- hmm. - So that night
她产下了一一大坨屎 she gave birth to a shit baby.
真的 足足掉了快12斤称 And, honest to God, she dropped 13 pounds.
-12斤 -更搞笑的是 - 13 pounds? - But here's the kicker.
你知道那艘船叫什么吗 Guess what the name of the boat was.
-什么 -皇家冲刷 - What? - The Royal Flush.
皇家冲刷 The Royal Flush!
不可能吧 That can't be true.
-是真的吗 -就算不是 也应该叫那个名字 - Is it? - Well, if it isn't, it should be.
你真风趣 真风趣 特鲁曼 You're a funny man. Funny man, Truman.
我周一要回纽约 I'm going back to New York on Monday.
不如你跟我一起 Why don't you come with me?
你聪明 机智 迷人 You're smart, witty, charming.
这种小地方不适合你 You're much too big for this town.
真的吗 Really?
你这么认为 You think?
纽约不是很花哨吗 Isn't New York all fancy?
花哨是过去式了 Oh, fancy's over.
显然显和药盒帽一起被淘汰了 It apparently went out with the pill box hat.
罗莎琳·卡特开创了一个新时代 Rosalynn Carter has ushered in a new era.
现在流行真实 Real is what's in.
人们喜欢朴实无华的 People want salt- of- the- earth
直肠子 straight shooters.
知道吗 高中时我曾连续两年 You know, in high school I won homecoming king
-获得返校节国王的称号 -你看 - two years in a row. - You see?
你天生就适合社交 You were born for the society life.
它们会马上吞噬掉你 They'll gobble you right up.
我要聊什么话题 What would I talk about?
想聊什么聊什么 Well, you can talk about anything you like.
你想聊什么 What would you want to talk about?
不知道 I don't know.
当人们想修空调时 You should see what happens
你应该看看人们自己修理空调时会发生什么 when people try to fix their own air conditioner.
很有意思 瑞克 Very interesting, Rick.
我没有掌握冷风的 I fail to grasp the basic principle
基本原理 of cooling air.
这些谜团让你彻夜难眠吗 特鲁 These are the mysteries that keep you up at night, Tru?
重点在于氟利昂 宝贝 It's all about the Freon, babe.
那种气体进入压缩机 The gas goes through the condenser,
通过线圈以液体形式出来 makes its way through the coil, comes out as liquid.
我们应该点一份醋栗蛋奶酥作为甜点 We should order the gooseberry souffle for dessert.
要等一会儿 所以 It takes a while, so...
但是你需要合适的工具 But you need the right tools.
压缩机的压力表 The gauge for the condenser.
木槌 钢锯 凿子 锉刀 Mallets, hacksaws, chisels, files.
我要带里克去看百老汇的 I'm taking Rick to They're Playing Our Song
《他们在放我的歌》有露西-阿纳兹参演 on Broadway; Lucie Arnaz is in it.
我在棕榈泉认识他们的 Yeah, I know them from Palm Springs.
露露西尔·鲍尔 真是个好姑娘 Lucille Ball, hell of a gal.
对 我游泳时遇到了小露西 Yeah, I met little Lucie swimming laps.
我们会去后台看他们 对吗 特鲁曼 We're gonna go backstage and see them, right, Truman?
你们知道李在不在城里 So, do we know, is Lee in town?
有一次我给露西修压缩机 氟利昂弄得到处都是 I had to fix Lucy's condenser once. Freon everywhere.
夏天棕榈泉很棒 Palm Springs in summer is wonderful.
每次去我们都住电影酒店 We go to the movies every time we go.
只有那里凉爽些 It's the only cool place.
一天之内看完《明星诞生》 Saw That's Entertainment, A Star Is Born,
《粉红豹再次出击》 The Pink Panther Strikes Again all in one day
当时气温有49℃ when it was 120 degrees out.
你猜是谁让电影院那么凉爽的 Guess who keeps those movie theaters cool.
我要疯了 真要疯了 I'm going mad. I'm actually going mad.
CZ 你见过李吗 C. Z, have you seen Lee?
因为她要帮我 Because she's going to help me
处理戈尔那个讨厌的起诉 with this hideous lawsuit of Gore's.
你被起诉了 为什么 You're being sued? Why?
亲爱的 因为我上了个脱口秀 Oh, because, dearest man, I- I went on a talk show
敢于揭露戈尔·维达尔的真相 and I dared to tell the truth about Gore Vidal.
戈尔·维达尔是谁 Who's Gore Vidal?
一个毫无才华的作家 Oh, an untalented hack of a writer
因为侮辱休·D·奥金克斯夫人 who was thrown out of the White House
杰奎琳的母亲 by Robert Kennedy Jr. for insulting Jackie's mother
被小罗伯特·肯尼迪赶出了白宫 Mrs. Hugh D. Auchincloss.
然后他还有胆子碰杰奎琳 And then he had the nerve to touch Jackie
剧烈地打到她的右肩 violently and inappropriately on the right shoulder.
他当时醉了 He was drunk.
男人永远不该对女性动粗 A man should never touch a girl.
永远不能 Like, never do that.
可是戈尔否认了这一切 But Gore denies all this, you see,
李是杰奎琳的姐姐 and Lee is Jackie's sister.
她能证实我说的 And she's going to confirm that what I said
完全属实 is utterly true.
向戈尔道个歉这事就算完了 Oh, just apologize to Gore and it all goes away.
说真的 你真想跟他打这场 Really, do you, do you actually want to be mired
麻烦官司吗 in a lawsuit with him?
跟他和解吧 特鲁曼 Just be friends, Truman.
和解 Friends?
不 我倒是替戈尔感到悲哀 No, I do feel sad for Gore.
每天要活着受这种苦 Very sad that he has to breathe every day.
当自以为是的人向你喷毒气时 Never back down when a pretentious toady
千万不要退缩 亲爱的 spits Freon at you, dear heart,
不然他们只会得寸进尺 or they'll just keep doing it.
特鲁曼·卡波特的诙谐与智慧 第十部分 The wit and wisdom of Truman Capote, part ten.
我从来没见过哪个男人 I never met a man who has
有你这种体香 a natural aroma like you have.
你闻起来就像某种榛子 广藿香 You smell like some sort of hazelnut patchouli
柠檬 沙漠鼠尾草 lemon desert sage.
从你的每个毛孔散发出来 It oozes out of every pore.
好了 特鲁曼 好痒 Come on, Truman, that's ticklish.
我知道 但我一直期待你能让我放松一下 I know, but I've been looking forward to you loosening me up.
不去想戈尔这件事 This Gore stuff.
我以为你喜欢跟我做 I thought you'd like to do me
就像我给你看的那部情色片 like in that porno I showed you,
《沙滩上的男孩》 Boys in the Sand.
我喜欢 可是我累了 Oh, I do, but I'm tired.
又是购物又是吃法国大餐的 All that shopping and that fancy French restaurant.
-拜托 -你什么意思 Come on. - What do you mean?
拜托 我是有需求的 知道吧 Come on. I mean, I have certain needs, you know.
才过了一个月 我们俩就像 Now we're like an old pair of shoes together
一对老夫妻似的 after one month.
看 你朋友安迪参演了《爱之船》 Look, your friend Andy's on Love Boat.
你看他 Ooh, look at him.
天哪 这是恐怖片 Oh, my God, it's a horror show.
他们在他的粉底里加了防腐液吗 They put embalming fluid in his foundation, didn't they?
我应该参演的 Well, I should be on this.
他们会很高兴我出演的 对吧 They'd love to have me, wouldn't they?
如果安迪能 我也能 对吧 Don't you think, if Andy's doing it?
你看我这皮肤 Look at my skin.
全是皱纹 就像尼罗河地图 It's all vines, like a map of the Nile.
你的皮肤就像婴儿的一样饱满 红润 And yours is plump and fresh as a newborn's.
都是伏特加的锅 吸干了皮肤的水分 It's all the vodka. Sucks out the moisture
直到你干的像条老咸鱼 till you're as dry as an old smoked kipper.
看电视 很好看的 Watch the show. It's so good.
这样 你要不要 Look, you want to,
等会儿广告时间我给你口活 want me to let you blow me during the commercials?
好吗 下一个节目是梦幻岛 Yeah? Fantasy Island's on next.
好吗 Okay?
终于发生了 Well, it's finally happened.
发生了什么 What's happened?
我已经过时了 I've gone out of style.
特鲁曼 事实上 戈尔·维达尔告你 Truman, the fact is, Gore Vidal has
诽谤的胜算很大 a good case for defamation.
李·拉齐维尔也不回我电话 And Lee Radziwill is not returning my calls.
李没有回你电话 Lee's not calling you back?
你不也是她律师吗 But aren't you her attorney, too?
对 我负责离婚案 I handled the divorce, yeah,
但是官司让人心烦意乱 but lawsuits make people squeamish.
搞得像是会传染似的 They behave like you're contagious,
就像麻风病避之不及 as though it's a leprosy.
我帮你写一份道歉的草稿 I'll write a draft of an apology for you.
不 绝不道歉 No, no apologies. No!
你不介意的话 我要打给CZ·盖斯特 No. If you don't mind, I'm calling C. Z. Guest.
我受够了 I'm fed up.
秘密 Secrets.
这些女人和她们的秘密 These women and their secrets.
你好 Hello?
亲爱的 我是特鲁曼叔叔 Dear heart, it's Uncle Truman here.
真希望你能帮我这个忙 Look, I really need to ask you something.
有话快说 叔叔 Well, make it quick, Uncle.
柯妮丽娅和我正在为她在学校的 Cornelia and I are making samosas
展示演讲做咖喱角 for her show and tell at school.
为什么李想尽一切办法不帮我 Look, why is Lee doing everything she can
解决戈尔这个麻烦事呢 not to help me with this wretched Gore situation?
天哪 特鲁曼 你非得把我 Oh, God, Truman, do I have to be dragged
也扯进来吗 into the middle of this?
柯妮丽娅 孜然够了 亲爱的 Cornelia, that's enough cumin, darling.
你知道原因却不告诉我 No, you know and you're not telling me.
特鲁曼 我告诉你吧 Truman, okay, here's what it is.
她是不会帮你的 She's not going to help you.
不帮我 She's not?
她原话说的很难听 She made a nasty remark.
李是怎么说的 Well, what did Lee say?
那两个基佬 They are two fags.
简直恶心到家 It's the most disgusting.
反正我是不会掺和进去的 I'm- I'm not getting involved anyway.
这就是她粗俗的一面 It's that side of her that's just savage.
我本来应该告诉你的 I suppose I should have told you,
可是说得太难听了 我觉得 but it was too ugly, and I thought
你最好还是跟戈尔庭外和解吧 you'd have settled it with Gore by now.
这是李说的 Lee said that?
希望有人告诉她 Well, I hope someone's telling her
她的新欢休伯特·罗斯先生 that her new love interest Mr. Herbert Ross
舔过的席比明年八月火岛上 has sucked more cocks than a deckhand
轮渡的水手还多 on the Fire Island Ferry come August.
我先挂了 给戈尔道歉 I have to go. Just apologize to Gore
这事就算了 and move on.
真是屁股上又挨了一脚 伯特 Now that's a kick in the rubber parts, Burt.
李 Lee.
恐怕是她的生活太痛苦了 I'm afraid she's just had too much pain in her life
所以连朋友都不肯帮 to help a friend now.
特鲁曼 给戈尔·维达尔道歉吧 老天爷 Truman, apologize to Gore Vidal for God's sake.
这些压力会压垮你的 All this stress is killing you.
你必须写完这本书 You need to finish the book.
我不能在兰登书屋替你说话了 I can't keep defending you to Random House.
去我在博卡的家 把酒戒了 Go down to my house in Boca, dry out,
写完《被回应的祈祷》 and finish Answered Prayers.
别再搞这些戏码了 Enough with the dramas, please.
你不累吗 Aren't you tired?
我不累吗 Aren't I tired?
精疲力尽 伯特 简直精疲力尽 Exhausted, Burt. Simply exhausted.
可是如果所有人都反对我 But if everyone's turning against me,
我什么时候还敢睡觉 when do I dare sleep?
她们做的这种事 And it's happened before,
以前也发生过 这种羞辱 this thing they do, this shaming.
说我是死基佬 This use of the word"fag. "
我不知道为什么 I don't know why.
所有女人在同性恋朋友背后 Is this what all women do behind the backs
-都这么做吗 -噢 特鲁曼 of their gay friends? - Oh, Truman.
你说的是李·拉齐维尔 You are talking about Lee Radziwill,
也许是全纽约 甚至全美国最不开心 perhaps the unhappiest, most covetous famous sister
最贪婪的著名姐妹了 in New York, if not America.
还有安·伍德沃德 And Ann Woodward,
一个自杀了的杀手 天哪 a self- murdering killer, for God's sake.
这些并不算具有代表性的人群 This is not exactly a representative demographic.
不 我觉得这很普遍 杰克 No, I think it's pervasive, Jack.
这是蔑视 我们只能忍受 It's contempt, and we just live with it.
当背景音乐悄悄嗡嗡作响 Humming in the background.
男同性恋者总是有这种特殊的女性朋友 Gay men have always had these particular kind of women friends
她们都有自己奇怪的 枯燥的婚姻 who all have their odd, arid marriages
和小事情 and their little affairs.
对她们来说 我们就像是博美犬 不是吗 - And we're sort of Pomeranians to them, aren't we? -
当她们需要一些毛茸茸的东西来抱着的时候 There to cuddle when they need something fluffy to hold onto.
但如果我们胆敢乱叫或呲牙咧嘴 But should we growl or show our teeth,
-我们就会被立刻送去收容所 -是的 then it's off to the pound we go. - Yes.
让我解释给你听 也许你就会听进去了 Let me explain something to you, and perhaps you'll hear it.
不管是什么力量催眠了你 Whatever force that hypnotized you
让你想出那什么该死的天鹅 about your fucking swans was...
这是歪曲事实 特鲁曼 这是海市蜃楼 It's a distortion, Truman. This is, this is a mirage.
你收集的这些曼哈顿的女士们 These are entrapped lost souls,
是被困住的迷失的灵魂 these ladies of Manhattan that you've collected,
你现在好多了 是因为咒语被打破了 and you're so much better now that the spell is broken.
我不认为你真的意识到了 I don't think that you actually realize that you wrote
你写《巴斯克海岸》是为了摆脱她们 La Cote Basque” in order to free yourself of them.
那现在怎么办 你害怕了吗 So what now, what? You're scared?
你把她们从你生活中切除了 You amputated them.
你从来都不需要她们 You never really needed them.
杰克 杰克 杰克 Jack, Jack, Jack.
你真有智慧 So much wisdom in you.
我花了很多时间怨恨你的智慧 I spend so much time resenting that about you,
但这也是我最爱你的一点 and it's the thing I most love about you.
什么 - What?
看看她们 怀里抱着婴儿 Look at them. Babes in arms.
我们曾经也那么年轻吗 Were we ever that young?
我们认识的时候还要更年轻 We were younger, actually, when we met.
-是吗 -嗯 - Were we? - Mm- hmm.
你真的要回瑞士吗 杰克 Do you really have to go back to Switzerland, Jack?
哦 别这样 你有那氟利昂小子了 好吗 Oh, come on. You've got Kid Freon, okay?
是的 我要回去了 I'm heading back, yes.
现在滑雪挺好的 Skiing's good right now,
我也还有书要写 and I have my own book to finish.
我们还是我们 We're still us.
即使我不在这里 Even when I'm not here...
我们还是我们 ...we're us.
我没有酗酒的问题 I didn't have a booze problem,
我有滥用镇静剂的问题 I had a tranquilizing problem.
我吃了很多镇定剂 I was taking a lot of tranquilizers
因为我是一个极度紧张的人 cause I'm an extremely highly strung person
我一向如此 and always have been.
我服用镇定剂已经 And I've, I've been taking, uh, the tranquilizers
有十年了 for over a period of ten years,
已经很久了 which is a long time.
问题不在于数量 而是在于长时间的积累 And it's not how many, it's the cumulative effect of them.
我是说 那些让我吃安定 I mean, these doctors that had me on these valium
和利眠宁的医生 and Librium.
嗯 这对我来说是个沉重的打击 Well, it's a big fall for me.
我要去接受媒体采访 I'm going to be doing press,
我有个新朋友 and I have a new fella.
所以我只要好看就行了 So I just have to look good.
这很简单 Well, it's pretty straightforward.
沿着这条天然的线 I go along the natural line here.
眼睛上方的上眼睑 ...of the upper lid above the eye,
边剪边修剪 trimming as I go.
然后是下眼睑 特鲁 我要切掉 And then the lower lid, Tru, I got to cut out the fat
显现出这些眼袋的脂肪 that created these bags,
我看这些眼袋里装的是伏特加 which are filled with vodka, as far as I can tell.
听着 我戒了 我戒干净了 诺曼 真的 Look, I've stopped, I've cleaned up, Norman, honestly.
我们还得把脖子也弄一下 And we got to get the neck, too.
颈部除皱术真的很有用的 Platysmaplasty is really where it's gonna help
因为你的脖子现在真的不能看 because your neck is in terrible shape.
我知道 I know.
你得好好照顾自己 You got to take better care of yourself.
因为你糟糕的健康习惯 Those peels we did, that's all erased
我们做的拉皮都白做了 because of your terrible health habit.
不 我告诉你 我要重新来过 No, a new leaf, I'm telling you.
诺曼 把我变回我以前的样子 Norman, just make me look the way I used to.
好吧 Okay.
我想让我的外表 I want to match on the outside
和我内心的感觉相配 the way I feel on the inside.
-好吧 我试试 -我要把所有人眼睛亮瞎 － Okay, well, I'll try. - I want to stun them all.
-我需要 -嘿 宝贝 - I need to. - Hey, babe,
你的那段节选已经让她们震惊了 you've stunned them all already with your excerpt,
-我很喜欢 -谢谢 诺曼 which I loved. - Thank you, Norman.
告诉我 这本书什么时候出版 So tell me, when is the book coming out?
你快写完了吗 我想看剩下的 Are you close to done? I want to read the rest.
嗯 我每天都写 Well, I work every day.
知道吗 诺曼 我在《巴斯克海岸》里对她们已经是轻描淡写了 You know, Norman, I went light on them in"Cote Basque. "
她们觉得被冒犯了 是吗 They were offended, really?
现实更糟糕 我已经很善良了 It's so much worse. I was kind.
得了 当我想到她们让我经历的那些 Please, when I think about what they're putting me through.
这种苛责 就好像我是一只 This censoriousness, as though I were
只能卑躬屈膝的哈巴狗 some lapdog meant to heel,
就像沃利斯·辛普森家的哈巴狗一样 like one of Wallis Simpson's fucking pugs.
嗯 我很喜欢 - Well, I loved it.
我可以下个月10号做手术 Uh, I can do the surgery next month on the tenth.
听起来可行 That sounds good.
我当然比较担心疼痛的问题 I'm worried about the pain, of course.
-为什么 -嗯 人们认为我很坚强 - Why? - Well, people think I'm strong,
但我不能忍受身体上的痛苦 完全不能 but I can't bear physical pain, I really can't.
不用担心 You'll be fine.
这都是什么 What is all this now?
桑尼·冯·布劳推荐的这些 Well, Sunny von Bulow recommended these ones
但告诉他我不要把它们和这些混在一起用 but told me not to mix em with these.
是啊 酣乐欣跟什么都不能混用 Yeah, Halcion doesn't go well with anything,
更别说和止痛药混用了 let alone Vicodin.
你是想怎样 停止呼吸吗 What do you want, respiratory arrest?
-让我看看这里还有什么 -不行 Let me see what else you have in here. - No.
安定 苯妥英 可待因 吐诺尔 Valium, Dilantin, codeine. Tuinal.
你从哪儿买的这个 Where did you get this one?
这东西在这个国家都不合法 特鲁曼 This isn't even legal in this country, Truman.
我真希望我嫁给了一个像你这样的好犹太医生 I wish I'd married a nice Jewish doctor like you.
哦 闭嘴 Oh, shut up.
你会帮我把所有的药都整理好 One who'd keep all my pills in order for me
并合理地配好 and dispense them properly.
好吧 我已经有主了 Well, I'm taken.
答应我你会保护我不受痛苦 Promise you'll protect me from the pain.
我会对你撒谎吗 Would I lie to you?
你以为我想出现在你的书里吗 You think I want to end up in your book?
哦 好吧 Oh...Okay.
哦 瑞克 Oh, Rick.
嗯 Yeah.
你走得比我想的早 Well, you're going sooner than I thought,
但你留下的时间比我想的长 but you stayed longer than I expected.
你需要钱吗 Do you need some money?
特鲁 我告诉过你 Tru, I told you,
修空调很赚钱的 air conditioning repair is very lucrative.
听着 我就直说了 Look, I'm just going to say it.
我不能做你的男朋友 I can't be your boyfriend.
我不能 I can't.
嗯 我看也是 No, I guess not.
不是 No.
我想念我的未婚妻 I miss my fiancee.
你订婚了吗 You're engaged?
吉娜 Gina.
她在沙漠时尚广场的 She works at the I. Magnin
马格宁上班 at the Desert Fashion Plaza Mall
就是你给我买这块表那里 where you got me this watch.
-这表你想要回去吗 -不 亲爱的 我不想 - Do you want it back? - No, dear, I don't.
留着那劳力士吧 随时间流逝思念我 Keep the Rolex and think of me as time goes by.
我有点想对你大喊大叫 Part of me wants to scream at you
骂你是个说谎的瘾君子 and say you're a lying, rotten user,
骂你的廉价女朋友是 and your tumbleweed of a girlfriend is...
百货公司的垃圾 department store trash,
她每次把你的老二放进嘴里 and she'll scrape her teeth on your cock
都会用牙刮到你 every time she puts it in her mouth.
但出于某种愚蠢的原因 But for some dumb reason,
我不知道该怎么生你的气 I can't quite figure out how to be mad at you.
照顾好自己吧 特鲁 Take care of yourself, Tru.
别让怪物抓住你 Don't let the monsters get you.
也许你该买只泰迪熊 You know, maybe you should get a teddy bear.
晚上能有个可以依靠的东西 - - Something to hold onto at night.
那就从马格宁那里买一个寄给我 Well, send me one from I. Magnin.
给它穿上水手服 扮可爱点 Make it cute, in a sailor suit.
我会的 I will.
真是完美的一天 ♪just a perfect day ♪
在公园里喝桑格利亚汽酒 ♪Drink sangria in the park ♪
然后 ♪And then later ♪
天黑了 我们就回家 ♪When it gets dark, we go home ♪
真是完美的一天 ♪just a perfect day ♪
在动物园里喂喂动物 ♪Feed animals in the zoo...♪
《被回应的祈祷》第20章“我们的时代” Answered Prayers, Chapter 20, "Our Time. "
这是P.B.琼斯最后的遗嘱 Being the last will and testament of P. B. Jones.
在那段时间里 属于我的时刻很短暂 My moment was brief in that time.
我的身体轻盈得足以随时吸引 My body was lithe enough to attract men
男人和女人 and women as much as.
只要她们或我需要 as often as they or I needed.
朋友也来得很容易 And friends, too, came easily.
因为当你在属于你的时刻 Because when you are in your time,
你会吸引人们注意到你的光芒 you attract people to your light.
你可以轻松地微笑 并立即从酗酒 You can laugh easily and recover instantly
轻视和瘀伤中恢复过来 from booze and slights and bruises.
我和我的朋友们拥有过这一切 I had that with my friends.
现在我只剩下一两个朋友了 Now I have only one or two left.
朋友 一起变老 Friends. Old together.
当我躺在这摩洛哥丹吉尔的吊床上 As I lay here on a hammock in Tangier,
目力所及 我都孤身一人 alone as far as the eye can see,
与认识我的人隔着好几个时区 time zones distant from anyone who knows me,
我记住的几乎都是太阳和阳光照射在皮肤上的感觉 what I remember is mostly the sun and how it felt on skin.
这就是友谊 朋友之爱的给人感觉 That is what friendship, the love of friends, feels like.
运气 Luck.
当你舔别人晒出日光斑的手臂时 咸咸的 Salt when you lick someone's sun- dappled arm.
光 Light.
这就是我所怀念的 And that is what I miss,
因为在这沙漠的炎热中 because in this desert heat,
我现在感觉不到这些 I do not feel it now.
哦 这真是完美的一天 ♪Oh, it's such a perfect day ♪
我很高兴能和你一起度过 ♪ I'm glad I spent it with you ♪
哦真是完美的一天 ♪Oh, such a perfect day ♪
是你让我一直坚持 ♪You just keep me hanging on ♪
一分耕耘一分收获 ♪ You're going to reap just what you sow ♪
Filmed at Steiner Studios, Brooklyn, New York
一分耕耘一分收获 ♪You're going to reap just what you sow. ♪