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在每个成功的科学家背后 Behind every great scientist,
常常都有着协助他们的无名英雄 there were often unsung helpers toiling away in the background.
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科学史上伟大的实验助手
校对 不做杂活赛太公
当亚历山大·格雷厄姆·贝尔需要协助的时候 When Alexander Graham Bell needed an assistant,
是托马斯·奥古斯都·沃森 it was Thomas Augustus Watson
后期 灰灰是菇凉 时间轴 加森
接起了这个使命的"召唤" 听懂哏了没 who answered the call. Get it?
"电话"[召唤] "The call."
总监 新浪微博@赛太公
居里夫人的女儿伊雷娜 Madame Curie's daughter Irene
也是一名实验助手 was also her lab assistant.
伊雷娜潜心工作 最后甚至死于辐射中毒 Irene was so dedicated, she died of radiation poisoning.
不像她妹妹艾芙 自私自利活到102岁 Unlike her sister Eve, who selfishly lived to 102.
最后 埃米尔·鲁克斯也曾是路易·巴斯德的助手 Lastly, Emile Roux was assistant to Louis Pasteur.
当他们在一起研发狂犬病疫苗的时候 When they worked on the rabies vaccine,
鲁克斯在实验室里备了一把上膛的枪 Roux kept a loaded gun in the lab
好在巴斯德不幸感染病毒发疯时 一枪了结他 to shoot Pasteur in the head if he got infected.
虽然没有真需要开枪过 但知道他会也是挺有趣 He never had to, but it's fun to know he would have.
不了 谢尔顿 No, Sheldon.
你不能当我的实验助手 You can't be my lab assistant.
可能你刚才没有仔细听 Maybe you weren't paying attention.
我重新给你说一遍 I'll start over.
在每个伟大的科学家背后 Behind every great scientist,
都有一个潜心... there was a dedicated as...
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
少 年
谢尔顿
实验助手通常都是高年级生 Lab assistants are usually upperclassmen.
我觉得我在这间大学待的时间 I believe I've been at this university
已经久到可以被算为高年级生了 long enough to be considered.
你才来了两周 You've been here two weeks.
加上新生入学日那就足足有16天了 Hey, 16 days if you count orientation.
谢尔顿 排队要抢那个位子的学生 Sheldon, there's a waitlist of students
可是有一大串呢 who've applied for that position.
我不能就这么给你特殊待遇 I just can't give you special treatment.
要想成 你得改改态度 Not with that attitude.
不然这样吧 我再好好考虑一番 Tell you what, I'll think about it.
那我是之后再回来 还是在这等你想 Should I come back or should I wait?
-之后再回来吧 -我在这等吧 - Come back. - I'll wait.
我想完了 不要 I thought about it. No.
你觉得剧里的法官跟法警 You think Judge Wapner and Rusty the bailiff
现实生活中是朋友吗 are friends in real life?
肯定是 Yeah.
他们那种默契肯定不是靠演的 You can't fake that kind of chemistry.
我飞起来啦 I'm flying!
你在这里啊 你之前都上哪去了 There you are! Where have you been?
-我们等你好久了 -这是什么鬼 - We've been waiting for you. - What is this?
是姥姥喜欢看的那个健身男 That's the exercise guy Meemaw likes.
《老人飙汗》第二集 Sweatin' to the Oldies 2...
真不敢相信有人愿意付钱看老人流汗 I can't believe anyone pays money to watch old people sweat.
40块吗 40 bucks?
他们居然卖掉超过百万份了吗 They sold over a million of those?
居然要40块一份吗 At 40 bucks a pop?
你知道那样是多少钱吗 Do you know how much money that must be?
我又不是计算机 I'm not a calculator.
40 X 1000000 40 times... one million.
那是4千万啊 That's 40 million!
然后他说他不愿意给我特别待遇 And then he said he wouldn't give me special treatment.
我想他的意思是他应该一视同仁 I think what he said is everybody should be treated equally.
抱歉 我们这里是苏联吗 I'm sorry, is this Russia?
我们要不要去排队领面包啊 Should we get in line for bread?
谢尔顿 人家的实验室人家说了算 It's his lab, Sheldon. He can do what he wants.
我知道了 I've got it.
林克莱特博士喜欢你 Dr. Linkletter likes you.
你跟他去约会 趁他想要亲你的时候 You go on a date with him and when he tries to kiss you,
提出他如果愿意给我名额 就同意亲他 say you'll do it, but only if he gives me the job.
年轻人 你再重新想想你刚才说了什么鬼话 I'm gonna ask you to think hard about what you just said.
怎么 我有目的 他也有目的 What? I want something, he wants something--
最后我们双赢啊 seems like a win-win.
但老娘没赢到啊 Not for me.
你免费蹭到了一顿晚餐啊 You get a free dinner.
让他带你去高档的好地方 Make him take you someplace nice.
-要不去时时乐自助餐吧 -谢尔顿 - Ooh, maybe Sizzler. - Sheldon.
你在做什么 What are you doing?
我要来拍健身录像 Gonna make an exercise video.
为什么 Why?
如果理查德·西蒙斯都能赚到4千万 If Richard Simmons could make 40 million bucks,
你想想我这脸蛋能赚到多少钱 think how much I could make with my face.
你的脸蛋跟这事有什么关系 What's your face got to do with it?
什么意思 我很帅好吗 你出去打听打听 What do you mean? I'm gorgeous, ask anybody.
由于我姥姥要当个爱情小气鬼 Since my meemaw was being stingy with her love,
我只好另寻他路 I had to find another way
来改变林克莱特博士的想法 to change Dr. Linkletter's mind.
我决定把这件事当成一个科学实验 I decided to treat this like a science experiment--
测试多种不同的说服方式 test various methods of persuasion
同侪压力
来判定哪一种效果最为拔群 to determine which was the most effective.
林克莱特博士 我刚才在跟其他几个物理教授聊天 Dr. Linkletter, I was talking to the other physics professors
他们都觉得如果你有一个11岁的实验助手 and they think you having an 11-year-old lab assistant
-绝对会很赞 -不要 - would be neat. - No.
你难道不希望你的同事觉得你很酷吗 Don't you want your peers to think you're cool?
-不想 -我就会想 - No. - I would.
不了 No.
贿赂疏通
林克莱特博士 Dr. Linkletter?
干嘛 What?
如果你看看你的抽屉里 If you look in your drawer,
你会发现好东西 you'll find a little something.
希望你会喜欢花生酱饼干 I hope you like peanut butter cookies.
这也不会令我改变主意 This isn't going to change my mind.
-你确定吗 -确定 - You sure? - Yes.
那你还我 这可是我最爱的饼干 Then give them back, they're my favorite.
苦苦哀求
答应吧 Say yes.
-不要 -你要 - No. - Yes.
-不要 -赫拉和 - No. - HIja.
什么 What?
那是克林贡语的"好" That's "Yes" in Klingon.
那克林贡语的"不好"怎么说 How do you say "No" in Klingon?
"扣" Qo'.
"扣" Qo'!
诽谤抹黑
我听到你的其他候选人 I overheard some of your other candidates
在聊大麻的事情 talking about marijuana.
我不在乎 I don't care.
你应该在意啊 Well, you should.
他们好像在计划抽两管 I think they plan on smoking it.
溜须拍马
-你知道吗 -知道什么 - You know what? - What?
我在赞叹你的体态 I was just admiring your posture.
你不像你的同龄人那般弯腰驼背 You're not all hunched over like most people your age.
很多人觉得自己要有昂贵的器材才能健身 So, most people think you need expensive machines to work out,
但我都是举免费的铁 but I just use free weights.
我澄清一下 不是真的免费 还是得先买回家 To be clear, they ain't free. You got to buy them.
你在看自己健身吗 Are you watching yourself work out?
我录了一卷健身录像带 I made an exercise video.
为什么 Why?
来卖啊 To sell.
这点很重要 That's very important.
接下来我们得做弯举动作 Next, we're gonna do curls.
就像我的那句名言 'Cause, like I always say,
"弯举做得好 泡妞没烦恼" curls get the girls.
-我的老天啊 -怎么了 - Oh, Lord. - What?
大家就喜欢押韵的标语好吗 People like it when things rhyme.
晕头转向
哪位 Hello?
我能当你的实验助手吗 Can I be your lab assistant?
现在几点 What time is it?
你没有拒绝 That's not a no.
如果我答应你 你可以别烦我了吗 If I say yes, will you please stop hounding me?
-当然 -行 - Absolutely. - Fine.
你赢了 晚安 You win. Good night.
请满足一下我科学上的好奇心 Just out of scientific curiosity,
我是靠着趁你迷迷糊糊 晕头转向时 were you persuaded by the disorienting nature
打来的这通深夜电话 of this late-night phone call
还是靠着我死缠烂打堆积的精神压力说服了你 or by the cumulative weight of my relentlessness?
后者 That one.
那天晚上我学到了十分宝贵的一课 I learned an important lesson that night.
如果你想要某一个事物 When you want something,
当个死缠烂打的烦人精是获胜的不二法门 relentlessly annoying is your road to victory.
-今天我有何能替你效劳呢 -跟我来 - How may I assist you today? - Follow me.
要看过一遍你的笔记吗 Should I look over your notes?
还是要我检查一下你的运算过程 Would you like me to double-check your math?
看到这些螺丝了吗 See these bolts?
把上面的油脂刷掉 Scrub the grease off.
-这里有几百个螺丝耶 -没错 - But there's hundreds of them. - Yes.
所以才要你来做啊 That's where you come in.
-一定有更能发挥我聪明才智的地方吧 -崽啊 - Surely there's a better use of my intellect. - Son,
我们要搭建一个太阳中微子探测器 we're building a solar neutrino detector.
如果你不想做这工作 门就在那里 If you don't want the job, there's the door.
我愿意 No, I want it.
好小伙 Good man.
不过那扇门现在看起来好诱人啊 Although that door does look tempting.
我真的很需要您的帮忙 So, I could really use your help
来让这影片看起来更专业 making it look more professional.
就是加入一点... 你懂吧 Like, adding a little, you know...
我想你要说的词是"魅力" I think the word you're looking for is "Pizazz."
没错 那你愿意帮忙吗 Exactly. So, you'll do it?
你会想到来请我帮忙我很高兴 Well, I'm flattered that you would ask,
可是健身录像嘛... but exercise videos...
不是我的领域 That's not really what I do.
可是我看过你拍电视广告啊 But I've seen you on TV.
我浑身上下软硬适中 I'm soft and firm in all the right places.
疯狂床垫
你也拍过舞台剧 You've been in plays.
没事了 茉莉 It's all right, Molly.
安妮来了 Annie's here.
别忘了我也当过平面模特 Don't forget my modeling work.
超大墨西哥卷饼之家
但我也是有名声的人 But I have a reputation.
当人们听到吉恩·伦迪这名字 When people hear the name Gene Lundy,
他们会期待有档次 they expect quality.
有表现力 They expect showmanship.
也会期待我能获得酬劳 They expect me to get paid.
我会付你钱啊 Oh, I'm gonna pay you.
那开始合作拍健身录像吧 Let's make an exercise video!
虽然不是我期待中的实验室工作 While not the lab work I hoped to be doing,
但能参与真正实验中的一部分还是很棒的 it did feel good to be part of an actual experiment.
非常微不足道的一部分 A tedious, menial part
连一只猴子都能做的部分 that could be performed by a monkey.
不对 是连工程师都能做 Or worse, an engineer.
给 Here you go.
473个无油脂螺丝 473 grease-free bolts.
-太棒啦 -现在呢 - Excellent. - Now what?
不如让我来帮忙你设计 How about I help you design
一个更好的太阳中微子探测器吧 an even better solar neutrino detector?
其实我接下来需要你帮忙的事情是 Actually, what I need you to do is...
把这罐油抹到这些螺丝上 take this grease and put it on these bolts.
但我刚刚才把油给刷掉啊 But I just took the grease off the bolts.
之前那种不对所以让你刷掉 That was the wrong grease.
这种油脂才是正确的 抹个愉快 This is the right grease. Have at it.
如果你是故意在刁难我好让我退出 If this is some kind of test to get me to quit,
这招是不会有效的 it's not going to work.
我不知道你本来有什么期待 I don't know what you were expecting,
但这工作本来就很琐碎 but this is a menial job.
抹完之后 我还要你去给电阻器分类 After this, I need you to sort a crate of resistors,
再去剥一箱线路 完了再扫地 strip a case of wire and then sweep up.
那我退出 Then I quit.
我很喜欢你拍健身录像这点子 Now, I like the idea of an exercise video.
但我不确定举铁是不是最佳的呈现方式 I'm just not sure that weight lifting is the way to go.
哪里不好 Why not?
很没有活力啊 你懂吧 It's low-energy. You know?
我们不想拍独角戏 We don't want a one-man show.
是要《星光列车》[音乐剧] We want Starlight Express.
我不知道那是什么 I don't know what that is.
你会喜欢的 是安德鲁·劳埃德·韦伯的作品 You'd love it. Andrew Lloyd Webber,
大家溜着旱冰鞋 people on roller skates.
这主意不错 溜冰健身 That's a thought. Skater-cise.
你... 你溜冰吗 Do you... do you skate?
不啊 No.
真不巧 Too bad.
你确定我不能举举铁就完事吗 You sure I can't just lift weights?
有氧健美操才是最棒的选择 Aerobics is the way to go.
有音乐 又有活力 It's got music. It's got energy.
还有什么呢 It's got what?
-魅力吗 -正解 - Pizazz? - Bingo!
你听我说说 Now, hear me out.
让几个热舞女孩包围着你 We surround you with a bunch of dancing girls.
不 再更进一步 No, even better.
找达拉斯牛仔队的拉拉队员 The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.
如果"魅力"就是这个意思 哥喜欢 If that's what "pizazz" means, I like it.
当然了 想做到位 Of course, to do this right,
我们需要资金 we are gonna need some financing.
你父亲是做什么工作的 What does your father do for a living?
他在本校担任教练 He's a coach here at the school.
没戏了 Oof.
我知道谁有钱 I know somebody who's got money.
你俩想干嘛 What do you two want?
我们想带你发财 What we want is to make you rich.
老天 Oh, God.
-你辞职了是什么意思 -干这个有失我身份 - What do you mean you quit? - It was beneath me.
你得认识到 辛苦工作没什么不好的 You need to learn there's nothing wrong with a little hard work.
计算中微子性质 精确到百分之一 Hard work is calculating neutrino properties
才叫辛苦工作 to one percent accuracy.
洗螺丝谁都会啊 Anyone can wash bolts.
是你求他给你那份工作的 You begged him for that job.
我以为他会认识到我过人智商的价值 I assumed he'd realize the value of my intellect
好好利用一番 and put it to good use.
等一下 Hang on.
你做出过承诺的 You made a commitment.
自己说过要做的事 就得贯彻到底 When you say you're gonna do something, you do it.
他可以找别人 Well, he could find someone else.
那不重要 Doesn't matter.
重点在于你身为男人必须言而有信 This is about you being a man of your word.
我本来想指出 我不是男人又怎么言而有信 I wanted to point out that I couldn't be a man of my word,
我都还没步入青春期 但看他表情还是算了吧 since I hadn't hit puberty, but he seemed pretty grouchy.
你不是很喜欢 You know how you love
那些理查德·西蒙斯健身录像带吗 those Richard Simmons tapes?
-是啊 -如果我告诉你 - Yeah. - Well, what if I told you
我们手上有下一个爆红家庭健身录像呢 we have the next big thing in home fitness videos.
是什么内容的 Mm. And what kind of thing would that be?
"牛仔健美操" "Cowboy aerobics."
呀呼 Yee-haw.
差不多是 It's like, um,
《老人飙汗》再加点南方风味 Sweatin' to the Oldies with a little bit of Southern swagger.
很酷 对吧 Cool, huh?
所以你们是想给我推销一部健美操录像吗 So, are y'all just trying to sell me an aerobics tape?
不是 No.
不是那么回事 No, not at all.
我们是想让你白给我们钱拍一部 We want you to give us money to make them.
"投资" 他是指投资啦 "Invest." He... he means invest.
那这录像由谁主演呢 And who would be, uh, starring in this video?
在下 Me.
真是天大的笑话 That's ridiculous.
理查德·西蒙斯就不可笑吗 And Richard Simmons ain't ridiculous?
这年轻人说的倒是有理有据 Well, now, the young man does have a point.
我看他是脑子有洞 Yeah, maybe on his head.
听着 老娘是不会给你们钱的 Look, you're not getting my money.
你这是放弃掉一生难求的好机会啊 Well, you are passing a-a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
你想想 你这辈子还能活多久 And how much lifetime do you have left?
这话是帮倒忙 That's not helping.
没门 No.
好吧 行 All right, fair enough.
谢谢你听我们说完 Thank you for hearing us out.
如果你改变主意了 就告诉我们 If you have a change of heart, you let us know.
老子不服 Screw that.
从我记事开始 My whole life
我见过你无数次赌橄榄球赛 I've seen you bet on football games,
把钱扔进赛马场这个无底洞 throw away all kinds of money at the track.
如果你想打赌碰运气 If you want to gamble on something,
为什么不能押在你外孙身上呢 why can't it be on your own grandson?
你们需要多少钱 How much money you need?
这个嘛 Well, now, um...
你去年花了多少钱赌橄榄球 how much money did you bet on football last year?
你们别想拿到那么多 Well, you're not getting that much.
喂 Hello?
林克莱特博士 Dr. Linkletter?
我是谢尔顿·库珀 Sheldon Cooper.
我打来向你道歉 我不该辞职的 I'm calling to apologize. I shouldn't have quit.
我做出过承诺 我得坚持到底 I made a commitment, and I need to see it through.
谢谢你 但没这必要 I appreciate that, but there's no need.
有必要 这对我和我父亲都很重要 There is. It's important to me, as well as my father.
-那好吧 -很好 - Fine. - Excellent.
别担心 我不会越界的 Don't worry, I won't overstep my bounds.
我以德州人身份向你保证 I give you my word as a Texan.
-很好 -还有男人身份 - Great. - And a man.
-好极了 -好吧 是未来的男人 - Very good. - Well, a future man.
目前 我的荷尔蒙和体毛还未完全达到 At present, my hormones and body hair aren't exactly
-所谓的... -晚安 - what you'd call... - Good night.
第二天我精神抖擞地 The next day I returned to my role
回归到实验助手角色 as lab assistant with renewed vigor.
螺丝上过油了 Bolts were greased,
电线外皮被剥掉了 wires were stripped,
地也扫干净了 我全程面带微笑 floors were swept, all with a smile.
虽说是强挤出的笑 It was a forced smile
但你绝对看不出来 but you'd never know.
我必须说 谢尔顿 你让我刮目相看 I must say, Sheldon, I'm impressed.
我答应过你的 我就会守信 I gave you my word and I'm standing by it.
我知道这工作没什么吸引力 Well, I know it's not glamorous,
但所有科学家都吃过苦 but all scientists pay their dues.
我很乐意吃苦 And I'm happy to do it.
-好小伙 -我很清楚自己在这的身份 - Good man. - I understand my role here.
事实上 我注意到你的反应速率有错误 In fact, I noticed a flaw in your reaction rates,
但我绝口不提 因为我懂得守本分 but I kept it to myself because I know my place.
-你真认为有错 -是啊 - You really think there's a flaw? - Oh, yes.
是什么错 What is it?
感谢你测试我 I appreciate you testing me,
但我不会屈服的 but I'm not going to crack.
我没在测试你 I'm not testing you.
演技挺好 Nice try.
我们什么时候开始拍这个 So, when are we gonna shoot this thing?
别着急啊 Slow down, now.
我们得好好计划 We've got to plan out.
服装啊 编舞啊 音乐啊 You know, costumes, choreography, music.
先从布景开始 Let's start with the set.
我在考虑 Now, I was thinking...
做成音乐剧《俄克拉荷马》主题 an Oklahoma theme.
干草捆 酒吧门 Hay bales, saloon door,
也许再来辆顶上带流苏的四轮马车 maybe a surrey with a fringe on top.
什么鬼东西 A what with a what?
就是那首 Oh, you know.
♪ 小鸡小鸭小鹅快让路 ♪ ♪ Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry *
♪ 我驾驶四轮马车带你出游 ♪ ♪ When I take you out in my surrey ♪
♪ 我驾驶顶上带流苏的四轮马车带你出游 ♪ ♪ When I take you out in my surrey with the fringe ♪
好吧 忘了《俄克拉荷马》 Okay, forget Oklahoma.
已忘 Done.
为了找出他实验设计中的错误 In an effort to find out the mistake in his experimental design,
林克莱特博士在我身上进行了实验 Dr. Linkletter performed his own experiment on me.
逆反心理
谢尔顿 我根本不在乎你告不告诉我错在哪了 You know, Sheldon, I don't even care if you tell me the error.
事实上 我宁可你不说出来 In fact, I'd rather you keep it to yourself.
好啊 All right.
行吧 Yeah.
贿赂疏通
我准备了一份小礼物 感谢你的辛苦付出 I got you a little something for all your hard work.
这本书讲的是一个小男孩不让死亡 It's about a little boy who doesn't let being dead
《鬼马小精灵》
阻止他找乐子 stop him from having fun.
谢了 Thanks.
我送你礼物了 Now that I've given you something,
或许你想回送我什么以示答谢 perhaps you want to reciprocate.
好啊 这个给你 我不想要 Sure. You can have this. I don't want it.
晕头转向
喂 Hello?
我想找谢尔顿 Uh, may I speak with Sheldon?
三更半夜的 你谁啊 It's the middle of the night. Who the hell is this?
打错了 Uh, wrong number.
好了 All right.
再来一遍 Let's try it again.
♪ 昨晚... ♪ ♪ Last night... ♪
抱歉 你是在骑马飞驰还是跳绳 I'm sorry, are-are we galloping, or are we doing double Dutch?
你得把胯扭起来 知道吗 You got to get your hips into it, All right?
举起绳子 摆起小胯 Yeah, you get your rope, you get your hip.
我们可以往前冲 也可以往后退 We can gallop up, we can gallop back.
我们骑着马儿挥舞着套索 We're lassoing and galloping
在畜栏里飞驰 around the corral.
打扰一下 Excuse me.
我们得谈谈 We need to talk.
你能等会吗 Can it wait?
我正在把你外孙调教成 I'm trying to turn your grandson here
狂野西部的理查德·西蒙斯 into the Richard Simmons of the Wild West.
等不了 我看了一下你发来的合同 No, it can't. I took a look at this contract you sent over.
那就是些样板法律术语 Oh, well, that's just boilerplate legalese.
我连看都懒得看 I wouldn't even read that.
太迟了 我不禁注意到 Too late. I couldn't help but notice
80%的利润归你 you're taking 80% of the profits.
80% Eighty percent?
以防没人注意到 Well, in case no one has noticed,
大部分工作都是我干的 I'm doing most of the work here.
但这全是我的创意 But it was all my idea.
你的创意不过是在昏暗车库里举重物 Your idea was lifting weights in some dingy garage.
牛仔健美操是在哥这颗大脑鸡蛋里孵化出来的 Cowboy aerobics was hatched in this egg right here.
但露脸的是我啊 But it's my face.
花的是老娘的钱 And my money.
我道歉 And my apologies,
但你只能分到20% but 20% is all you're getting.
难以置信 Unbelievable.
不好意思 Excuse me.
所有舞蹈都是我编排的 I've done all the choreography.
布景也是我设计的 I designed the sets.
连服装都是我手工制作的 I-I made the costumes by hand.
你以为商场里有卖亮片皮套裤吗 You think you can find sequined chaps in a mall?
才没有 No, you cannot.
而且问店员的话还会被当变态看待 And they give you quite the look when you ask.
我们走吧 Come on, let's get out of here.
好啊 走就走 Oh, fine, go ahead.
我们会自己制作一个健身录像 不带你 And we're gonna make our own exercise video without you.
并不会 No, we're not.
并不会 No, we're not!
他们还说我是戏精呢 And they call me dramatic.
第二天 林克莱特博士做了实验 The next day, Dr. Linkletter ran his experiment.
我能自豪地说 我始终没食言 I'm proud to say I never broke my word,
他最后还是明白问题出在哪了 and he eventually figured out the problem.
着火了 Fire!
试剂里是不是含太多氧了 Was it too much oxygen in the reagents?
瞧 你根本不需要我帮忙 See? You didn't need my help after all.
伦迪先生并没有气馁 Mr. Lundy was undeterred.
他寻找新投资者和新人才 He sought out new investors and new talent
意图让牛仔健美操问世 to bring cowboy aerobics to life.
你外表够英俊了 You've got the look.
体格也够健壮 You've got the physique.
如果我们能找到你这种水准的主角 If-if we could secure a star of your caliber,
定能一举成名 it would really put us on the map.
我戴牛仔帽的确很帅气 I do look good in a cowboy hat.
你穿什么都好看 You look good in everything.
《霹雳游侠》和《海滩游侠》主演
拜托啦 哈塞尔霍夫先生 Come on, Mr. Hasselhoff.
叫我阿霍就好 Call me The Hoff.
好的 阿霍 Okay, The Hoff.
那么 你意下如何 So, what do you say?
我已经征服了电视界和音乐界 Well, I've conquered television, music.
将健身录像也收归我事业帝国中 有何不可 I don't see why I couldn't add exercise videos to my empire.
这么说你愿意加入了 So you'll do it?
阿霍任你差遣 You got The Hoff!
我去 阿霍任我差遣 Hot damn! I got The Hoff!
你会不会 By-by any chance,
碰巧知道你穿什么尺码的皮套裤 do you know what size chaps you wear?
我自己就有 Oh. I got my own.
当然了 Of course you do.
大卫·哈塞尔霍夫 牛仔健美操 全新全身锻炼录像带
好了牛仔们 该和他一起跳健美操啦 All right, buckaroos, it's time for cowboy aerobics with...
-大卫·哈塞尔霍夫 -大卫·哈塞尔霍夫 - David Hasselhoff! - David Hasselhoff!
谁准备好锻炼肌肉了 Who's ready to rustle up some muscles?
备好马 我们甩鞭飞驰吧 Let's saddle up and ride.
多亏了阿霍 Thanks to The Hoff,
那录像大获成功 the video was a smashing success.
谁想要《海滩游侠》里那种横陈沙滩的健美身材 Who wants a beach body like the ones on Baywatch?
我也出演了这电影 查查你们当地的上映信息 Which I'm also in. Check your local listings.
只可惜 Unfortunately,
伦迪先生把他全部利润 Mr. Lundy put all his profits
都投进了一部关于他生平的音乐剧 标题是 into a musical about his life, entitled:
《生活 大笑 伦迪》 Live, Laugh, Lundy.
《生活 大笑 伦迪》 演出取消 不可退款
他到今天都还是穷光蛋 He is poor to this day.