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《凶宅调查员》前情提要 realEstate.
有些机构帮客户整理房屋 Some agencies, they help their clients
从而提高房子售价 sell their houses by reducing clutter.
我们则是通过减少房子的凶光之灾 We help them by stopping the walls from bleeding.
我是卢克·罗曼 I'm Luke Roman.
我一辈子都在跟这些东西打交道 I have this kind of connection to these things all of my life.
你应该采取行动 ...you should make a move.
各位 这是苏珊·爱尔兰 我们的新探员 Everybody, this is Susan Ireland, our new agent.
专业术语上称作 The technical term
心灵遥感 is telekinesis.
今晚是我有史以来 Tonight, for the first time in my entire life,
第一次有了 I really felt like
尽在我掌控的感觉 I was in control.
那些东西会伤了你的 Those things, they can hurt you!
在你还未研究清楚之前 Until you learn a little more about them
就按我们的办法来吧 you might want to think about doing things our way.
这房子很干净 This house is clean.
该死 Bitch.
过去几个月我看到的东西 The things I' ve seen these past few months
感觉是一场巨大的幻境 feel like one big hallucination.
接下来几个星期我会很忙 I' m going to be really busy over the next few weeks.
我在想 你不忙的话可以来见我 Guess maybe you'll see me if you have time.
-伙计 看着我 -不太对劲儿 Here, buddy, look at mel- Something's changed.
那些声音不在了 The voices, they' re not there.
我什么都没有 I got nothing.
嘿 我这阵子能顶上 Hey, I can handle things for a little while.
恐怕你只能如此 - I' m afraid you' re going to have to.
谈判的最后阶段 These final negotiations
总是会很 are always a little...
棘手 tricky.
卖家有自己的盘算 Of course, the seller wants something.
买家也有自己的算盘 The buyer wants something else.
有时还会牵扯到 And, sometimes, there are
其他欲求不满的 other parties involved
相关方 who have desires of their own.
这时候你的作用就至关重要 That’ s when your representation really matters.
抱歉我得接个电话 Excuse me. I just need to take this.
-佐伊 他在哪儿 -我不知道 Zooey, where is he? - I don' t know.
他的电话切断时 正在开车 He was in his car headed your way
朝你这边过来 你和奥古斯特联系过了吗 when his phone cut out! Did you check in with August?
奥古斯特现在有点忙 - August is a little busy right now.
我天啊 Oh, dear.
该死 Oh, shit!
-他来了 -他有钥匙吗 - He's here! - Does he have the key?
-你有钥匙吗 -那东西撞了我的车 - Do you have the key? - That thing zapped my car
还追了我八个街区 and chased me the last eight blocksl
房地产这行真刺激 对吧 Real estate is exciting, isn't it?
如果奥古斯特没算错 Okay, if August crunched these numbers correctly,
你最多只剩七分钟了 you have, like, seven minutes, max.
等等 嗨 One sec. Hi.
能麻烦您给我一杯水 Suppose I could trouble you for a glass of water
再来一片泰诺吗 and some Tylenol?
我拿到钥匙了 - I have the key!
技术这边遇到点麻烦 - Technology is not cooperating.
一旦屏幕上出现数字 As soon as the numbers come up on screen,
我们就要重置时钟 上紧发条 然后 we need to reset the clock, wind it up and make- -
奥吉 这是你弄的吗 Augie, was that you?
别开玩笑 这情况我也没见过 - I find nothing funny about our current situation.
电器似乎都不管用了 Nothing electrical seems to work.
看来得用老办法了 Looks like we have to do this old school.
如果卢克能跟这些东西 This was so much simpler when Luke could just
谈谈就好了 talk to these things.
再也不可能了 Those days are gone.
加油 加油啊 Come on, come on!
出现数字就念给我听 Read me the numbers when you get em!
嗯 看起来是个8 Uh, it looks like eight.
4 8 Four, eight.
-4 8 这不是时间啊 -但显示的就是这个 Four eight? That’ s not a timel Well, that' s what it says!
我懂了 四点零八 Oh, oh! Four- oh- eight.
是这样 这房子市来同属两兄弟 See, the house was owne by two brothers.
他俩一个是电工 一个是水管工 An electrician and a plumber. But...
但有天晚上电工把水管工杀了 one night the electrician murdered the plumber.
就像圣经里的该隐和亚伯一样 So, like Cain and Abel in the Bible.
是啊 那本书是算是 Yeah, most of the really nasty shit
万恶之源了 starts in that particular book.
总之 他们说你家的落地式座钟 Anyway, they say the grandfather clock you have
就停在了那一刻 因此 stopped at that moment. So,
我们找出了确切的死亡时间 we had to track down the exact time of death,
找到了打开座钟的钥匙 find a key that would work in the clock,
重置之后让时钟再次走动 reset it and then get it running
让水管工忘却前尘 不过 so that the plumber could move on, but
这其中的每一步都遭到了电工的阻挠 the electrician fought us every step of the way.
所以 So...Ooh!
-你们是想卖房子吗 -你没事吧 Who wants to sell a house? - Are you okay?
我没事 超棒的 Oh, I' m super! I' m super!
奥古斯特需要清理一下走廊的积水 August just has a little wet cleanup to do in aisle five
然后我们就可以开始了 and then we' re good to go.
所以 现在怎么办 So, what now?
现在我们要把这里卖掉 Well, now we sell this place!
我们有点担心 因为我邻居 Well, we re a little worried cause our neighbors,
卖房子卖了六个月 they showed their house nonstop for six months
才找到了一位买家 before they found a buyer.
记住 只需要一个真正买家就够 Remember, it only takes one.
一个一走进房子 就瞬间 One person to step into a house and whammo!
把这里当家的人 Feels like home.
真会有这种事吗 Does it ever really happen that way, though?
当然会有 Oh, it totally doesl See...
找房子就像找灵魂伴侣 I believe the right house is like a soulmate.
你可以阅遍房屋上千所 You can look at a thousand other houses
但是唯有遇上对的那所 才会心动 but when the right one comes along, you know.
像魔法一样 And it’ s magic.
那我们就对魔法师拭目以待了 Well, let’ s hope for some magic.
谢谢 苏珊 你真了不起 Thanks, Susan! You’re amazing!
额 你们应该没有跨接电缆吧 - I, uh, I don' t suppose you have any jumper cables, do you?
苏珊来了吗 - Hey, Susan in yet?
苏珊来了吗 Hey, Susan in yet?
-但愿她不来了 -我有七条紧急信息找她汇报 Hopefully not for a while. - I have seven urgent messages
而且她跟坎特维尔的见面要迟到了 for her and she' s late for the Cantervilles.
我还有六栋房屋的独立付款调查 - Yeah, well, I m, uh, six houses behind
和房屋社区档案没做 on PIP searches and HCP profiles.
-奥古斯特来了吗 -在他工作室 Have you seen August? - In his workshop.
他昨晚睡的沙发 He slept on his couch last night.
我一直告诉自己忙点好 但真受不了 Yeah, I keep telling myself busy is good, but damn!
假如卢克不回来 This is what our future looks like
我们将来都会这样 if Luke doesn’t get back, like, now.
没有他的消息吗 Any word at all?
也许该去他的笼子看看了 Well, then it’ s time to rattle his cage a little.
外面绝对是一场血战 It's an absolute bloodbath out there.
你们的社区炙手可热 这条街上的每一栋房子 Your neighborhood is white- hot and you' re competing with
都是你们的竞争对手 every house on the block.
这是卖方市场 就像 It's a seller' s market. It's like...
就像一只愤怒的大熊 厨房稍加修饰 it' s like a big, angry bear and with this kitchen,
整个房子会让人趋之若鹜的 your house is Leonardo DiCaprio waving a stick.
可是这样太花钱了 Mm, but it' s so much money.
听着 你们拆掉这堵墙 建个中央岛 Look, you knock out this wall, put in a nice big island,
升级电器设备 这里装个后挡板 upgrade those appliances, a backsplash here,
那里放个葡萄酒冰箱 这样的话 a wine fridge there and.
你们就能把要价提高到 这个数 you can increase your asking price to this...
但你们只需投入 But you' ll only be spending...
这个数 that.
投资回报率至少是84% Your R- O- I is going to be at least 84%!
如果买家打起竞购战 还会更多 Even more if there' s a bidding war
加一个农家乐的水槽 and there is nothing like a farm sink
和一个餐厅级别的炉子 and a restaurant- quality stove
会让所有买家毫无抵抗力 to make a buyer think about invading Poland.
你业务能力真优秀 苏珊 - You are a rock star, Susan!
这些东西真让人头疼 奥古斯特 These are killing me, August.
我真的要死了 I am literally dying.
人生乐事莫过于 - "The idea is to die young
带着年轻的心 死的越晚越好 as late as possible. "
阿什利·蒙塔古的名言 Ashley Montague.
我知道这家公司建立在卢克的特异功能之上 - I know this agency was founded on Luke' s ability
他能看得见那些东西 to see these things,
跟他们交谈 讲道理 talk with them, reason with them,
甚至能让他们改变主意 even when they didn' t feel like it.
这种天赋科技很难取代 A difficult gift to replace with technology.
但他现在做不了了 所以你现在是老大 - But he can' t do that anymorel So you re the guy!
肯定有更比拼字游戏 There has to be something more efficient here
更有效的方法 than Scrabble tiles.
但结果还是很有成效的 And yet they came through.
继续努力奥吉 Keep working it, Augie.
你好 Hello!
告诉我你是怎么死的 Tell me how you died!
-今天好累 -是啊 What a day. Yeah.
麦克提尔和布莱斯那边进展如何 How are we doing on McTeer and Bryce?
麦克提尔的头衔没问题 - Uh, McTeer title's clean.
布莱斯有条被屋顶工申诉留置权的记录 Bryce had a lien from a crazy roofer,
我正在试图弄清楚 but we' re getting it cleared up.
你做完桑德森的独立付款调查了吗 Did you finish the PIP on Sanderson?
他先后当过两次老板 没有吸毒记录 Uh, two previous owners, no DOPs,
没有婚外情 没有私生子 no Undies, no Baby Janes.
也就是说 那房子没死过人 Okay. No deaths on premises,
也没人被埋在地下室里 还有 nobody buried under the basement and
别提示我 Don't tell me.
贝蒂·戴维斯琼·克劳馥 1962年 Bette Davis, Joan Crawford, 1962.
呃 也不会 Uh, uh, nobody...Blah!
不会有家人折磨史 Nobody being tormented by a family member!
答对了 That’ s it! Uh!
我 I, uh,
我看你这周又带来了三所普通房屋 I noticed you brought in three more normies this week.
也不用每所房子都那么恐怖吧 - Not every house has to be a horror show.
对了 我今天下午要去看下朱莉·陈感兴趣的那套 Oh, and I m supposed to look at a bank repo this afternoon
银行回购房 that Julie Chen is interested in.
你不觉得有点累吗 Aren't you getting, um, a little tired?
我这么问 是因为我们其他人 And I' m only asking because the rest of us
看着你这样都很累 are really exhausted watching you.
我一向喜欢忙忙碌碌 - I thrive on being busy. Always have.
我活得很充实 I' m living my best life.
下一步就是把墙拆掉了 Next step is to take out the wall.
尽量不要弄得太乱 Try not to make too much of a mess.
你在辐射的抗议之中 You're on a crusade about the radiation.
蔬菜上都有伽马射线 Yeah, they have... ...gamma rays on vegetables.
什么鬼声音 What the hell is that?
我不知道 - I don t know.
他们让我们把手指 They asked us to look for
找到 the finger
好把它再缝回去 so they could sew it back on.
找到了吗 Any luck?
这家伙这公儿可能在找律师呢 苏珊怎么没来 Guy' s probably lawyering up as we speak and where' s Susan?
改造厨房是她的主意 It was her idea to remodel the kitchen.
苏珊主要负责销售和市场 Well, Susan is primarily a sales and marketing specialist.
但等落地实施 你家墙开始往外渗血时 When shit gets real and your walls start to bleed,
就该我和里普利先生出场了 they generally call on Mister Ripley and myself.
跟我讲讲你听到的那个声音吧 So, tell me about this voice you heard.
是个男孩的声音 很细 It was a very high one, a boy.
小男孩 唱得很让人动容 Uh, little one singing his heart out.
非常美 It was beautiful.
就像那个唱诗班一样 那个 Like that choir. The-
-维也纳男孩合唱团 -没错 The Vienna Boys' Choir. Exactly!
我们可以去查查 但他们大多数 Yeah, we can check, but most of them
应该都有确凿的不在场证明 probably have an airtight alibi.
毕竟他们人在 Being in, you know
维也纳 Vienna.
那个叫卢克罗曼的呢 - Where is this Luke Roman person?
他的名字在广告牌上啊 为什么他不来 His name is on the sign! Why isn't he getting involved
他到底在哪呢 with this? Where the hell is he?
祝福我吧 神父因为我一挥冲天 Bless me, Father, for I have whiffed.
给我说三遍万福玛利亚 然后立正 Gimme three Hail Mary s and close your stance.
我就是来循例每两周一次来看看你的情况 So, I m here for my biweekly wellness check.
不去游乐场了吗 Stopped going to Funland?
不再游乐了 Eh. Stopped being fun.
只剩下场了 Now it’ s just land.
收养的事有新消息了吗 Anything new on the adoption front?
他们说找到合适的情况 They say it s only a matter of time
只是介时间问题 and finding the right situation,
会解决的 It'll work out.
那么 你最近都忙什么呢 So, how' re you keeping busy these days?
使劲看电视 Watch a lot of TV.
你知道吧 如果没有人在我耳边悄悄说答案 You know, Jeopardy is a lot more challenging
那《危险边缘》还挺有挑战性的 without the voices whispering the answers in my ear.
我好像找到你妈了 - I think I found your mom. -
根据名字查到了线索 Got some hits on the name.
这几年追踪了几个城市 Kinda tracked her through a couple of towns over the years.
互联网就是这么棒 Yay, internetl
她在哪 Where is she?
不远 Not far.
我想再查几件事确保没弄错 I want to check out some things, you know, just to make sure.
有消息就告诉我呗 Well, keep me posted, okay?
办公室都挺好的吗 Everything good at the office?
嗯 Yeah. Uh.
苏珊老厉害了 Susan's killing it.
特拉维斯那房子的余波让我挺内疚 Felt kinda bad about the Travis house fallout.
她之后都不再为我们工作了 She didn t even work for us then.
你没看到她在7频道的专访吗 - Did you not see her interview on Channel Seven?
没 我一直 你懂的 No. You know, r ve been kind of
这提醒我们 现代生活的奇迹伴随着危险 - A reminder that the wonders of modern life come with danger
这就是为什么罗曼地产 And that’ s why the Roman Agency
赞助了“安全之家”的倡议 is sponsoring the Home Safe Home initiative,
资助对低收入住房的锅炉检查 subsidizing furnace inspections to low- income housing.
因为家应该是 Because home is the one place
让你有安全感的地方 where you should always feel safe.
-真不错 -是个好主意来着 Wow. Yeah, it was a great idea.
救你于水火之中啊 Totally saved our bacon.
真心不错 That s great.
你听说我们卖了多诺万宅邸的事吗 Did you hear we sold the Donovan house?
-那是栋好房子 -如果能过得了传送门那一关 - It's a great property. Once you get past the portal
-然后地狱猎犬 -修女也疯狂吗 and the hellhound and...- Sister Act?
是 Yeah.
所以 你到底回不回来 So, you coming back or what?
我在想可能周一吧 我爸生日 Thinking Monday. My dad' s birthday and I know
我知道他要是还在肯定会让我赶紧去工作 he'd tell me to get my lazy butt back to work.
再说了 Besides.
我的硬币也不够了 Runnin' outta quarters.
万福玛利亚 愿你盛名显扬 Hail Mary full of grace.
你看到手指了吗 Do you see the finger?
-没 -确定吗 - No. Are you sure?
我在房地产中介工作 I work in real estate.
我可绝对知道中指长的什么样 I' m perfectly aware of what a middle finger looks like
一匹小马 ♪s...a little pony♪
他叫开心丹 ♪His name was Happy Dan ♪
但如果他在午夜走进树林 ♪But if he enters the woods at night♪
他就再也不会开心了 ♪He won' t be happy again ♪
因为树林里住着可怕的东西 ♪ 'Cause bad things live in the forest ♪
他们在午夜等着小马们 ♪They wait for ponies at night ♪
如果开心丹跑的太慢 ♪ If Happy Dan runs too slowly ♪
他们就会围住他并且咬他 ♪Theyll gather around and bite ♪
他们会咬掉他的耳朵 吃掉他的眼睛 ♪ They ll nip his ears off They’ ll eat his eyes ♪
他们还会弄断他的腿 ♪ They' II break his legs if they can ♪
永别了开心丹 ♪ Goodbye to Happy Dan ♪
-卢克 -威廉姆 Luke! Oh! - William!
我们最讨喜的回头客如何啊 How's our favorite repeat client?
我好得很 非常好 Oh, I am well! I am wonderful.
西尔维娅呢 Now, where is Sylvia?
你说的是苏珊吧 她太忙了 - Susan? She is really busy,
你说的是苏珊吧 她太忙了 Susan? She is really busy,
但我想应该把这乔迁之喜的礼物送过来 but I thought I' d drop off this housewarming gift.
-真有心思 -看来你是 Oh, very kind. - I take it
-又开始写新书了 -是啊 - you're starting something new? - Oh, yes.
你知道我喜欢在一个新地方 You know how I like to start every new novel
开始写新小说 in a new and fresh place. I mean,
如果你不能时不时地跳出舒适区 if you cannot frighten your own willy off you
向自己证明 from time to time to prove to yourself
自己还活的倍儿来劲 那还有什么意思呢 that you re still fogging up the mirror, eh?
这地方肯定行 Well, this place ll do it.
对 实际上 Yes. In fact
前屋主刚给了我备用钥匙 I was just getting the spare keys
还交代了我一些居住小秘诀 and a few tips from the former owner.
你好啊卢克 Hello, Luke.
梅根 嗨 Megan. Hi.
我想也许 Well, I think perhaps, uh,
我该进去然后 I' m just going to go indoors and, uh...
让你们俩好好聊聊 嗯 get better acquainted. Yes.
恭喜你房子卖掉了 Uh, congratulations on the sale.
-是呢 -还有你住处的事 - Yeah. And the residency.
我还挺激动的 It's really exciting.
也有点害怕 Kinda scary.
你可没那么胆小 - Well, you don t scare that easy.
那你什么时候走 So, when do you leave?
后天 Day after tomorrow.
我本来想打给你的 I was gonna call you.
没事 It's okay.
你毕竟事挺多的 You got a lot going on.
你感觉还好吗 How are you getting by without the, um...?
我挺好的 - I' m good.
时好时坏吧 Some days are better than others.
但总体还行 But I' m good.
感觉有点讽刺 You know, it feels really ironic.
你做的事 过去做的事 The things you do...Did.
你看到的并且与之交谈的 The things you saw and talked to.
也是我一直挣扎着不知如何对付的 Those were the things that I struggled with.
而现在 他们 都不在了 And, now, they' re um...They' re kinda gone.
而且你也离开了 And you’re leaving, too.
谢谢你让我的世界更广阔 Thank you for making my world so much bigger.
是银行回购房 叫恩索姆住宅 - It's that bank repo. They call it the Ensom House.
我终于有时间过来看看了 I finally got up here to check it out.
我再给你回电话吧 Look, I Il call you back.
我觉得找对了房子就像找到了灵魂伴侣一样 I believe the right house is like a soulmate.
你就算看过了一千栋房子 You can look at a thousand other houses,
但当你最心仪的那栋出现时 but when the right one comes along,
你瞬间就知道是它了 you know.
就像是魔法一样 And it’ s magic.
抱歉 我没明白你的要求 - I' m sorry. I do not understand your request.
哦 居然还是个智能房 Oh, sure. There s a smart- house function.
我能为你做什么 - What can I do for you?
就随便看看 Just looking.
如果你有任何问题可以随时问我 苏珊 Please let me know if you have any questions Susan.
你怎么 How'd you
是银行把我的名字加入数据库了吗 Did the bank add me to the database?
是的 如果有什么问题你尽管问 Yes. Please let me know if you have any questions.
抱歉我来迟了没事吧 Sorry I' m late. Everything okay?
坎特维尔夫妇惊慌失措的 Uh, the Cantervilles are freaking out.
好吧 这种时候 Okay. In moments like these
我觉得最重要的就是跟着流程走 I think it' s important we follow a process.
卢克总是喜欢依靠直觉和魔法 Luke always counted on intuition and magic
但我说句实话吧 那种日子已经过去了 and let’ s all be honest: those days are over.
-苏珊 嘘 -不 不 Susan, sh. - No, no.
我认为我们应该面对现实 I think we need to face the truth here.
卢克失去了他的特长 现在他就是个普通人 Luke has lost his special sauce. He' s just a regular guy now- -
抬举我了 On a good day.
卢克 Luke!
那么这是个按步骤来的流程 我叫它针鼹猬 So, it's a step- by- step process I call ECHIDNA:
投入合作 把握 调查 回马枪 Engage, Coordinate, Handhold, Investigate, De- terminate,
-压制 评估 -回马枪是啥意思 Neutralize, Assess. - De- terminate?
很多客户并不明白我们到底能做什么 A lot of our clients don't really understand what we do.
所以当我们被解雇了 撤换了 So, when we get fired...terminated －
这种事时有发生 Which we always do.
我们需要再想办法杀回来 这就叫回马枪 We need to be rehired. De- terminated.
但为什么要叫针鼹猬呢 But why ECHIDNA?
针鼹猬是澳大利亚市上的一种产卵哺乳动物 Echidna is an egg- laying mammal indigenous to Australia.
-行吧 -只是为了好记 Oh, well, there you go. It’s a mnemonic.
帮大家记住这个流程的几步 To help you remember the key steps of the process.
谁也不许忘了针鼹猬 Well, Heaven forbid you forget your ECHIDNA.
很好 不错 非常感谢 Great. Good. Thanks so much.
金斯顿住宅的情况 Can you catch me up on what s happening
-能给我讲讲吗 -天 with the Kingston place? - Oh, boy.
德沃尔夫妇想要签一个应急协议 The DeVores want a contingency deal, right?
但是杰克·金斯顿不想 But Jack Kingston' s not having it.
他说 爱买不买 我不在乎 He says, "Buy it or don' t. I don' t care. "
回到坟墓的甜蜜怀抱吧 - Return to the sweet embrace of the grave.
我们尝试过各种设备 - We've tried any number of devices to
来促进与另一个世界的交流 facilitate communication beyond the veil.
发现玩具是个特别好用的工具 There’s something about toys that works particularly well.
也许是因为它们的简单和好玩 Possibly their simplicity and...playful appearance
能够跟另一个世界建立起融洽的关系吧 create a rapport with those on the other side.
卢克 你觉得这种 Luke, do you think this- -
你现在的这种状态 会是 your current status, do you think it's...
永久的吗 permanent?
你是说 我会不会一直维持普通人的状态吗 You mean do you think I' m going to remain a normal person?
我希望是吧 Well, gee, I hope SO.
怎么了 Yeah? What?
你的办公室 Your office.
你为什么对苏珊态度这么差 Why were you so nasty to Susan?
我态度没差啊 - I wasn' t nasty.
你摆出一副居高临下 不屑一顾的混蛋样儿 - You were a condescending, dismissive jerk.
听着 我们还有很多工作要做 Look, we have a lot of work to do.
苏珊很不错 你知道我是真心觉得她很棒 Susan is great. You know that I think she is great,
但她却试图让所有人受困于什么流程 but she does tend to get bogged down in the process.
可我们没有这个时间 And we just don't have the time.
在你跑掉两个月处理孟德斯案子 - Well, Susan made the time to keep this agency running
是苏珊花了那么多时间 while you were off having your two- month
来帮你维持整个公司业务 case of the Mondays!
-她在哪 -我不知道 Where is she? - I have no idea.
她觉得很难过 好心没好报 Where does she go when she feels sad, unappreciated and
还有气个半死时该去哪 我不知道 justifiably pissed off?
谁 - Who's there?
房子 Um...house?
房子声控器啥的 House control voice thingy?
恐怖的人工互联网连接模拟男声设备 Creepy man- projecting internet connected simulated person unit?
你好 苏珊 Hello, Susan.
刚刚是你放的音乐吗 Did you just play that music a minute ago?
你不喜欢吗 - Did you not like it?
挺喜欢的 就是吓了我一跳 Yes, it was fine. It just startled me.
抱歉了 - I' m sorry.
我家的设备都是在我要求之后才会放音乐的 My device at home waits until I ask it to play music.
是的 过去的型号是如此 Yes, the older models do that.
我得走了 - I gotta go.
快点 回来 Come back soon.
我 我真的挺感激的 Iwas- I am really grateful
我不在时你能顶上 帮我负担起整个业务 for the way you stepped up and ran things while I was away.
不知道我刚才是否表达清楚了 I don't know if I expressed that really well in there
但我除了感激真的没有任何其他想法 and I' m really sorry if I sounded like anything
希望你能明白 真的 other than really grateful. Really.
你知道自己在复杂对话中很喜欢说“真的”吗 - You know you say"really"a lot during difficult conversations?
不是吧 No shit? -
-抱歉打扰 -下有什么发现吗 Sorry to interrupt. - Whattaya got?
一些关于坎特维尔房子的东西 A few things dribbling in on the Canterville house.
1938年 一个叫塞缪尔·麦克亚当斯的10岁男孩 1938, a ten- year- old boy named Samuel MacAdams
在房子里死于猩红热 died of scarlet fever in the house.
孩子的声音 Child's voice.
一切都说得通了 It all adds up.
什么说得通了 这只是一条线索而已 - What all adds up? It’ s one clue.
接下来的事交给我就好 - I'll take it from here.
行吧 等其他结果出来了 Yeah, um...I Il let you know when the...
我再告诉你 rest of the records come in.
所以 你真的要亲自完成吗 So, you're really just going to do this yourself?
不按程序走了 Screw the process.
苏珊 你只是给我们的工作换了个好听的名头 - Susan, you took what we do and you color- coded it.
你的流程没有什么神奇之处 There’s nothing magical about your process.
那是我的程序 只不过起了个可爱的名字但是没有直觉 It's my process with a cute name but without the intuition.
苏珊 Susan.
你要干什么 又要向左伊告我的状吗 What are you going to do? Rat me out to Zooey again?
你先去吧 我马上来 - You go ahead. I Il be right up.
听我说 妈妈 我非常厉害 - I'm telling you, Mom, I was killing it.
客户都喜欢我 Clients loved me.
竞争对手都很尊重我 Competitors respected me.
鲍勃·利文斯顿怕我 Bob Livingston feared me.
魔鬼都怕火 Monsters are always afraid of fire.
-我喜欢卢克 -嗯 And I like Luke! - Mm.
我喜欢以前的卢克 现在的卢克感觉 I like the old Luke. The new Luke seems.
戒备心强 防卫心重 Defensive. Territorial.
缺乏安全感 Just insecure.
你永远不知道别人在经历什么 You never really know what people are going through.
话虽如此 Now, that being said,
除非你自己当老板 I never believed you' d be truly happy
否则我不相信你会发自内心的快乐 unless you work someplace with your name on the door.
我有这么傲慢吗 Am I that arrogant?
是这么优秀 Oh, that good.
你还记得那年夏天 - Do you remember that house we had
我们在海边的房子吗 on the shore that one summer?
那个迷人的海景房 The one with the amazing ocean view?
我记得你特别喜欢那个房子 Oh, you really loved that house.
如此的阳光明媚 Oh, it was bright and cheerful
我就躺在那里做白日梦 and Iwould just lie there and daydream.
那个暑假爸爸没有去上班 That was the one summer daddy wasn't away at work.
我躺在阳光下 I would just lie in the sunshine灬
听着他弹钢琴 and Iisten to him play piano.
真是个美好的夏天 That was a good summer.
话说回来 Anyway, I
我找到了一处能让这些回忆 I found a beautiful house
重现的房子 that brings it all back.
我没想过你会搬家 I didn' t know you were thinking of moving.
我也没想过 Neither did I.
要去坎特维尔家吗 - Heading for the Canterville place?
-告诉我这个怎么用 -你慢慢的 清晰的说话 So, hows this work? - You speak slowly and clearly
然后拉这个绳子 and pull the string.
出来的声音就是 The words that come out are those of.
灵魂的声音 whatever is there.
你 确定要这么做吗 You are...certain you' re up for this?
那只是个孩子 奥古斯特 - It's a kid, August.
一个孩子在房子里迷路了 如果连这个都处理不了 A kid lost in a house. If I can' t handle this,
我还不如不干了 I might as well hang it up.
卢克 Ah! Luke.
我们都开始怀疑你是不是真的存在 We were beginning to wonder if you were real.
是啊 经常有人这么说 Yeah, I get that a lot.
你们要出门吗 You going somewhere?
我们再也不想在这里过夜了 We can' t stay here another night.
我觉得我有一个解决办法 - I think I have a solution.
兰德尔 Randall,
快上车吧 get in the car.
我们要去我妹妹家住 We are going to stay with my sister
但我们不想 and that stops being fun
住太久 really fast.
赶紧把那玩意赶走 Get rid of this thing,
或者收起你的牌子滚出去 or pull up your sign and get out.
有一匹小马 ♪- There was a little pony ♪
它的名字叫快乐的丹尼 ♪His name was Happy Dan ♪
它喜欢在阳光下奔跑 ♪ He loved to run in the sunshine ♪
喜欢在沙滩上嬉戏 ♪`Just frolicking in the sand ♪
它欢快的踢起脚跟 ♪He'd kick his heels up with frisky fun ♪
它会甩尾巴和鬃毛 ♪He'd toss his tail and his mane ♪
但如果它在夜里进入树林 ♪ But if he enters the woods at night♪
丹尼不会开心 ♪Dan won' t be happy...s ♪
噢 不好 Oh, shit.
因为森林里住着坏东西 ♪- For bad things live in the forest ♪
它们在夜里等着小马 ♪They wait for ponies at night ♪
如果快乐丹尼跑得太慢 ♪ If Happy Dan runs too slowly ♪
它们会围起来咬它 ♪They' ll gather round and bite ♪
它们会咬掉它的耳朵 ♪`Theyll nip his ears off ♪
塞缪尔 Samuel?
我不知道你能不能听到 I don' t know if you can hear me,
但我是来帮你的 but I' m here to help.
再见了 快乐的丹尼 ♪- Goodbye to Happy Dan ♪
再见了 快乐的丹尼 ♪ Goodbye to Happy Dan ♪
你应该 Let me guess.
不是塞缪尔吧 Not Samuel.
如果不是小男孩 是谁 - If it' s not the little boy, who is it?
他叫埃德加·康奈尔 His name was Edgar Cornell.
他是个连环杀手 他杀了六个人 He was a serial killer. He murdered six people
还只是我们知道的 that we know of.
他分尸后把尸块扔进了信箱里 He removed various body parts and dropped them in mailboxes.
这是78 79年的事了 This was in, like, '78, 79.
他于1985年被定罪并处决 He was convicted and executed in 1985
但在这期间 80年代早期 but in between, in the early 80s,
-他就住在这个房子里 -我的天啊 he lived in this house. - Oh, my God.
没错 卢克犯了天大的错 Yeah, Luke could not have gotten this more wrong.
他根本不知道自己面对的是什么 He has no idea what he s walking into.
但那个声音是怎么回事 那个歌声 - But what about the voice, the- the singing?
这是因为他装成很细的声音 The thing was, he had this freaky high voice.
他会冒充一个陷入困境的孩子来诱骗 He lured his victims by impersonating a child
受害者 in trouble.
和很多连环杀手一样 康奈尔喜欢收集战利品 Like a lot of serial killers, Cornell liked trophies. A...
发带 珠宝 hair ribbon here, jewelry there.
或者他砍下的或者咬掉的身体部位 A body part that he would cut off or bite off.
战利品 没错 - Trophies! That’ s gotta be it.
他回来是为了战利品 He came back for the trophies!
但为什么现在回来 他85年就死了 - But why now? He’ s been dead since' 85!
听着 我们就在外面 Look, we're right outside.
你多久能到那里 How long until you guys get here?
大概一分钟 - We're, like, a minute away.
开快点 卢克现在既没有能力也没有头绪 Hurry! Luke’s in there with no powers, no clue
还带着那个玩意 and that...thing!
我回来拿我的奖励品 - I came back to get my goodies.
-别过来 -卢克 他是个连环杀手 - Stay back! - Luke, he s a serial killer.
他会从受害者身上收集战利品 He collected trophies from his victims.
战利品一定是藏在墙里了 They must have been hidden in the wall!
肯定是厨房改造的事 让他回来 The kitchen remodel brought him back from wherever
取回战利品了 to find them!
就在哪面墙里 快去找吧 It's somewhere in the wall! Find it!
快去 Go, quickly!
需要开更大的洞 The hole needs to be bigger.
-左伊 小心 -什么 Zooey, watch out. - What?
-小心 -好的 - Watch out. Okay.
他是个小男孩 ♪- He was a little boy ♪
他的名字叫快乐的丹尼 His name was Happy Dan.
卢克 小心 Luke, look out!
我要找什么
一个包 或者一个箱子 - A bag, or a box.
珠宝 发带 Jewellery; a hair ribbon.
尸块 Body parts.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
嗨 帅哥 Hey! Handsomel
等你声音变粗了再联系我吧 Give me a call when your voice changes.
苏珊 拿着 Susan! Here!
你们这些男人都很难搞 You guys are all so tough
直到有人一把火烧掉你们的奖励品 until somebody torches your goodies.
谢谢 黛比 Thanks, Deb.
厨房一收拾好 我们就推向市场 As soon as the kitchen is done, we hit the market.
嗯 我跟承包商谈过了 是的 Yeah, I spoke with the contractor. Yeah.
是啊 我给他的屁股点了一把火 Yeah, I sort of lit a fire under his ass.
两周 太好了 Two weeks. Great.
好 再见 Kay, bye.
坎特维尔家吗 The Cantervilles?
我们拿到手了 We're back on.
所以我们被雇佣了 So we are de- terminated.
干得好 苏珊 Great job on this, Susan.
-谢了 -不是 我的意思是 Thanks. No, I mean...
我搞砸的事情被你摆平了 I screwed up and you pulled it out.
你应该好好休息一下 You really should take some time.
休息 Time?
你可以一己之力 You could be kicking ass and closing escrow
搞定交易 almost single- handedly.
休息几天吧 这里交给我就行了 Take a few days off! I got this covered.
嗯 也许吧 谢了 Yeah. Maybe. Thanks.
嗨 鲍勃 Hey, Bob.
嗯 没错 回来接班掌舵了 Ah, yeah. Back at the helm, steering the ship.
听着 关于弗雷德里科的那座房子 Listen, about this, uh, Frederico listing,
他的最低出价是多少 what's his bottom line price?
朱莉 我是苏珊 Julie, it' s Susan.
嗨 我照你说的查了那所银行回购房 Hey, so I checked out that bank repo like you asked.
嗯 Yeah.
不 没关系 但就是 No, it' s okay. It’ s just, um...
那房子不适合你 It's just not for you
是的 Yeah.
不 没事 可以的 我们继续找 N- no, yeah, of course, we'll keep on looking.
好的 再见 Okay. Goodbye.
离你这么近 感觉怪怪的 Feels weird coming here to feel close to you.
这里缺乏游乐场的氛围 Lacks the atmosphere of Funland.
热狗的味道也不怎么样 And the hot dogs aren't nearly as good.
抱歉我有段时间没来了 Sorry I haven' t been by in a while.
我又回去工作了 But I' m, uh, back at work
但爸爸 我搞砸了 and, Dad, I m just tearing it up.
异化了苏珊 Alienated Susan,
史上最好的房地产经纪人 best real estate agent to ever live.
直面了一个连环杀手 Faced down a serial killer
只带了一个毛绒玩具 armed with nothing but a stuffed animal
还对情况产生了巨大的误解 and an epic misunderstanding of the situation.
噢 还有一件事 Oh, and you'll like this.
菲尔觉得他找到妈妈了 Phil thinks he found mom.
没错 Yeah.
说这次是真的 "For reals"this time.
从我记事起 我就想问她 For as long as I can remember I wanted to ask her...
为什么 Why?
她为什么要离开 Why’ d she leave?
我们做错什么了 What did we do?
我做错什么了 What did I do?
我真希望我们能谈谈这些事 I really wish that we could talk about these things.
也许哪天可以吧 Maybe someday.
也许不可能 Maybe not.
给你爸爸 Here, Dad.
接得好 Nice catch.