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法官大人 克兰先生因为 - Your Honor, Mr. Crane is charged
强行进入路易餐厅的后厨 with disorderly conduct after forcing his way
要求给他的菜品消毒 into the kitchen at Chez Louie
被起诉引起混乱罪 and demanding to sanitize his dishes.
引起混乱罪 Disorderly conduct?
我的当事人是强迫症患者 As a man with OCD, my client is incapable
根据这五份密封的医疗记录 of being disorderly, according to these five
强迫症病人对混乱相当厌恶 hermetically sealed doctor's notes.
人类已经与细菌打响了无声之战 Humanity is in a silent war with germs,
我们要输了 and we're losing.
输了 Losing!
克兰先生 只有卫生局 Mr. Crane, only the Board of Health
能不打招呼就闯进后厨 is allowed to burst into a kitchen unannounced,
就连他们 也不会同意你把清洁剂当沙拉酱用 and even they would frown upon Windexing vegetables.
判处你100美元罚款和社区服务 Hm, $100 fine and community ser- -
我的小木槌在哪 Where is my gavel?
你身上好真好闻 You smell good.
像杯柠檬洗洁精味的脏马提尼 Like a dirty martini with a Lemon Pledge twist.
接下来是公诉克拉克·埃弗雷特一案 Up next, the people versus Clark Everett.
啊 抱歉 法官 我膝盖要了老命了 Y- - Ah, Sorry, Judge. My knees are killing me!
我在《天杀的洋基队》中扮演捕接球手 I play catcher in"Damn Yankees. "
因为这是教堂的作品 Well, it's my church's production,
所以名字应该是《天鲨的洋基队》 so it's"Dang Yankees. "
没事 放这里 Well, put'er there.
法官大人 没有冒犯那位 Your honor, with all due respect
内森·瘸腿的意思 to Nathan Lame over there.
但我们是不是该找个全职书记员了 isn't it time we got ourselves a permanent clerk?
至少找个不演这种登不上百老汇 Or at least one who's not in a play that is so off- Broadway
甚至都不能叫做戏剧的人 it is no longer technically theater?
其实呢 我们既在百老汇街上 又不在百老汇街上 Actually, we're not off Broadway or on Broadway.
我们街下面 We're under it.
没有谁比我更想换书记员了 No one wants a killer clerk more than me,
但由于预算削减 招聘全停了 but with budget cuts, there's been a hiring freeze.
咖啡杯也不免费了 Also a coffee- cup freeze.
我们现在都得自带马克杯 We have to bring mugs from home now.
这是我五年级时 给我妈做的 Made it for my mom in fifth grade.
她问能不能再改回黏土 She asked if we could turn it back into clay
因为黏土比我有潜力 because at least clay has potential.
没那么糟啦 大家忍忍就过去了 Uh, it's not so bad. We're making it work.
ABB ONE Also, to save money, they put our lights on a motion detector 而且为了节省开销 所有照明被换成了运动感应灯
可它感应不到运动 that doesn't detect motion.
好了大家 戴好头灯 Alright, everybody! Headlamps!
请书记员记录 这一幕有多么不堪 - Let the record show it isthat bad!
所以 我们在找什么 So, what are we looking for?
如果是找老鼠 那我不敢了 Because if it's rats, we can stop.
手铐预算被削减了 现在只能用胶带了 They cut our handcuff budget, so I need duct tape.
手铐预算被削减了 现在只能角胶带了 They cut our handcuff budget, so I need duct tape.
选的时机真好 每年一过完节 Of course, they do it after the holidays
大家的手腕都会大一圈儿 when everyone's all bloated with thick wrists.
杰尔纯可乐是什么 What is Joltron Cola?
杰尔纯 我记得这个 Joltron! I remember this!
里面的咖啡因足以杀死一匹马 再把它唤醒 It has enough caffeine to kill a horse andrevive it.
你没听说过杰尔纯么 You never heard of Joltron?
我成长过程中 没听过的事儿太多了 老葛 Growing up, I didn't hear about a lot of stuff, Gurgs.
我的精力都花在支配同龄人上 I was too focused on dominating my peers.
并至少造成了四个人的精神崩溃 I'm personally responsible for four nervous breakdowns －
并至少造成了四个人的精神崩溃 I'm personally responsible for four nervous breakdowns
三个是同学 一个是导师 three classmates, one tutor.
所以这饮料以前挺火的 So this stuff was popular, huh?
杰尔纯以前卖得很好 Joltron used to fly off the shelves.
甚至造成了1997年的疯狂之夏 That was before it was blamed for the 1997 Summer of Sprees 一
劫车 裸奔 裸奔劫车 carjacking, streaking, naked carjacking.
小小一罐饮料 让人走向疯狂 It's Florida in a can.
你知道 餐厅因为预算削减 - You know, the budget cuts
下架了所有饮料 took away all the drinks in the cafeteria.
咱们一定能把这些东西卖掉 只要想个公司名就行 I bet we could sell this stuff. Just need a company name.
你姓摩尔 我姓老葛 我们可以叫摩尔葛（太平间） - Moore and Gurgs. We could be Morgues.
用我们的价格吓死你 "You'll die when you see our prices! "
耶耶 你一定会很有趣 Whoo- hoo! This is gonna be fun!
把这些拿到楼上去 我把冷藏柜清理出来 Let's get these upstairs. Uh, I'll clean out this cooler.
算了 Nope.
你好 琳达 我是斯通法官 Hey, there...Linda. I'm Judge Stone.
我想申请恢复 And I'm here with a petition
我的法庭预算 to have my court's budget reinstated.
先叫号 LIN Take a number.
55号 Fifty-five!
到我了 啊 That's me. Ah.
我只是告诉你 我很尊重这个流程 I just want you to know that I really respect this process.
我对待每个框框和表格都很认真 Every bubble, every box is important to me
因为这些对你很重要 because it's important to you.
拒绝 Denied
拒绝 你一定弄错了 Denied? ! That must be a mistake!
我们是政府 我们不会犯错 Oh, we're the government. We don't make mistakes.
我们是政府 找们不会犯错 Oh, we're the government. We don't make mistakes.
我们是政府 我们不会犯错 Oh, we're the government. We don't make mistakes.
但你的请愿书里有不少错 But your petition had quite a few.
第十页 F部分的椭圆框内容太多 Page ten, section F oval was toofilled in,
似乎有一大通抱怨要讲 as if done with resentment.
方格C3需用蓝墨水填写 Box C3 needed to be completed in blue ink,
但你用了紫墨水 but your ink had a violet hue.
这是蓝紫色啊 It's called Blurple.
而且 今天是偶数日 And since this is an even- numbered day,
没有X8部分 L9视为无效 the L9 is invalid without the X8.
你得先把x8补上 - You need that X8.
好的好的 我肯定都修订好 Okay, okay, well, I'm sure that I can fix every-
而且 这是你第二次上诉 And since this would be your second appeal,
你还要重新填一套表格 you need to fill out a different set of forms.
一式三份 In triplicate.
三倍重量呢 Three times.
收到申请后会在6至70个工作日内 Once received, you'll have your answer
回复你 within 6 to 70 business days.
对了 我们按的是瑞典日历 Be aware we work off the Swedish calendar,
所以我们是做二休六 so our weekends are most of the week.
你的工作好艰苦啊 Now, you have a tough job.
整天对人说不 一定很难吧 It must be hard to say no all the time.
还好啦 Oh, I manage.
总有一天 你会对我盖上“同意”的章 I'm gonna get you to use that"yes"stamp.
哇 这蜘蛛网都织得包浆了 Wow. That web was made by generations of spiders.
56号 Fifty- six!
还是我 Still me.
听着 我明白有些东西能省则省 Look. I'm sure there are things we could do without,
但书记员是不能省的 but a clerk is not one of them!
等等 你刚说你们还有节省的空间 So you're saying there are more things you can do without?
你要的“同意”来了 再次启动盘点 Here's your"yes"- - to another audit!
谁会对不好的消息说同意啊 - Who says"yes"to a bad thing? l
啦啦啦 琳达 La- la la Liinnddaaa!
57号 Fifty- seven!
够了 预算削减太过分了 That's it! These budget cuts have gone too far!
知道吗 我不怀念用刀叉 You know, I don't even miss spoons and knives.
我都习惯用叉子吃罗宋汤了 I'm getting used to forking my borscht.
什么 这和我说的无关 What? That's not about me.
你看我的鞋 Look at my shoe!
都穿脏了 They're scuffed!
那帮混蛋把我的擦鞋柜都撤了 The bastards took my shoeshine stand awayl
灯灭了我可以接受 I don't mind the lights going out.
我不需要看到你们这些人 I don't need to look at you people.
但这 But this!
我看着就像个教务处主任 I look like a school administrator.
最糟是 这事发生得毫无来由 Worst part is it happened out of the blue
并不是因为谁引起的 and not because of anyone's actions!
你又闯啥祸了 - What the fork did you do?
我只是做了正确的事 Only everything right!
我去了市政厅 叫了号码 I went to City Hall, I took a number,
“琳达”还是拒绝了我的每一项要求 and"Linda"still denied every request.
她不喜欢蓝紫色 蓝紫色诶 She didn't like blurple, Dan. Blurple
-嘿 你叉子用完了吗 -用完了 - Hey. You done with the fork? - Oh, yeah
但你一会儿再发给我 I'm gonna need it back.
丹 会没事的 Dan, it's gonna be fine.
我只要再填一套文件 I just have to do some more paperwork,
而且会在灭虫队被裁的消息 and it should all be fixed before news of the exterminator
传到小强耳朵里之前 being cut gets to the.
填好的 - ...roaches.
够了 你知道吗 这件事我要自己干了 Alright. You know what? I'm gonna take care of this myself.
人们都说 不要与政府为敌 They say you can't fight City Hall.
那么 Well
我不会来硬的 I'm not gonna fight.
先叫号 Take a number.
12束怎么样 How about 12?
布莱恩特 把这些放那个漏了的桶里 Bryant, put these in the leak bucket.
里面水都馊了 但没关系 The water's brown, but it's fine.
什么风把你吹来了 So what brings youhere?
命运之风 琳达在西班牙语表示美丽 Fate. Linda means"beauty"in Spanish.
能从你的表情看出来 你说的很流利 And now I can tell that your face is fluent.
你哪位啊 - And you are...?
丹·菲尔丁 随时为您服务 - Dan Fielding. At your service.
我本想来跟你聊聊法院的事 You know, I did come down here to talk about the courthouse,
但我现在更想 but now I think I'm more interested
追你了 in a courtship.
追求你 小姐 Con tu, sehorita.
我明白了 I see.
布莱恩特 你去忙吧 Bryant, make yourself busy.
收到 Copy that.
灯开着还是关着 Lights on or off?
-开着 -灯开着 开着 On. On. Leave the light on. On. On.
丹·菲尔丁是吧 Dan Fielding, is it?
你以为自己可以像 You thought you could come in here
发了福的沃尔夫·贝利泽一样 like some stretched- out Wolf Blitzer...
买几束鲜花 ...wave some flowers around,
给地下室的女士献献殷勤 give the basement lady some attention,
就能够得偿所愿了吗 and get what you want?
额 差不多吧 Yeah, pretty much about it.
你住在西86街 You live on West 86th.
那里是24小时施工街区 对吧 That's the block with 24- hour construction, right?
不不 没有在施工 No. No, no. There's no construction.
现在有了 There is now.
0 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Please. Leave my street alone. 等等 拜托 别把我家门口扯进来
你可以去伤害我家人啊 I have family you can hurt.
现在 咱们来聊聊 Now...let's talk about
你到底能为我做什么 what you can reallydo for me.
拉拉拉琳达 La- la- la- Liinnddaaa!
餐勺有了 灯也亮了 Well, spoons are back, the lights are on,
你的鞋不要太亮哦 and your shoes are blinding.
没错 太对了 我又一次救了大家 Yeah. That's right. Saved the day. As usual.
想送我答谢礼的别客气 I look forward to my thank- you gift.
送现金 Cash.
你怎么做到的 How'd you do it?
灵活运用了美国人最爱的消遣 Well, I just embraced America's favorite pastime.
耍了点小伎俩 A little gentle finagling.
甚至给你找到了新书记员 Even managed to get you a new clerk.
开庭时间到了吗 - Is it court time?
琳达的助理 Linda's assistant?
不 他不光是琳达的助理 Oh, no. Much more than Linda's assistant.
也是她的儿子 He's also her son.
原来这小子在度过了10个间隔年之后 Turns out he's been having a little trouble finding himself
一下子找不到自我了 since he took his gap decade.
这叫裙带关系 我最讨厌的比喻之一 This is nepotism. One of my least favorite- isms.
你爸难道是开卡车的么 - And your dad was an ice- road trucker, huh?
知道吗 你是唯一一个对此不开心的人 You know what? You're the only one not happy about this.
谁把汽水又弄回餐厅了 - Who the hell got soda put back in the cafeteria?
-不客气 -不客气个头 - You're welcome. - "You're welcome"blocked!
你就没想过两个同事 Did it ever occur to you that two work friends
可能会成立一个饮料联盟吗 might be launching a beverage consortium?
你毁掉了我们卖半致命汽水的 - You killed our semi- legal business
半合法的生意 我们都气死了 selling semi- lethal soda, and we are full mad.
切 你们这是嫉妒我的办法奏效了 You know what? You guys are just jealous that my way worked.
你的方法没奏效 - Your way didn't work.
如果真奏效 就会给我们派个真正的书记员 If it did, we'd have a real clerk right now.
你怎么就断定他不会是个伟大的法学家呢 - For all we know, he could be the next great legal mind.
-他只是需要打磨 -你说的对 Just needs a little molding. - You're right.
即便一本书都是图画 我也要假装它很有深度 I shouldn't judge a book by the fact that it's all pictures.
布莱恩特 布莱恩特 Bryant? Bryant!
我是布莱恩特 新来的书记员 I'm Bryant, the new clerk!
你好 我是艾比·斯通法官 Hi. I'm Judge Abby Stone.
等等 我得做个超难的跳跃 Hold on. I'm about to do a really important jump.
要打磨的地方太多了 ·So much to mold.
天 就算免费饮料回归了 Man, people are still buying this stuff
-大家还是会买我们的东西 -钱放桌子上 even though the drinks are back. - Money on the table.
一女的喝了两罐饮料 这会儿正跟水泥墙打架呢 One woman drank two cans and tried to fight a cement wall.
她还打赢了 She won.
故事不错 但你得回去工作了 That's a great story, but you got to get back to work.
下次再有人跟墙打架 就去收围观费 And the next time there's a wall fight, charge to watch.
好的 那我回去工作了 Well, okay. I'll get back to it.
-倒数三下 一起说“停尸房” -没那么多时间 老葛 "Morgues"on three. There's no time, Gurgs.
倒数一下 一起说”停尸房”一 你错过了 快走了 "Morgues"on one. One. You missed it. Go.
停尸房 Morgues!
好吧 布莱恩特 我们再试一次 Okay, Bryant, let's try this one more time.
怎么才能让你关心法律呢 How do we get you to care about the law?
这么说吧 Um, what about...
法律和电子游戏没什么不同 the law isn't all that different from a video game.
我爱死电子游戏了 有个游戏我很喜欢 - I freaking love video games! There's this one I play …
好的 咱们就按这个说法来 Okay. Okay. Great. Let's go with that.
法律跟电子游戏一模一样 Video games are just like the law.
我们需要遵守某些规则 There are rules that we have to navigate.
而且可以随心所欲地杀人 And you can kill as many people as you want.
不可以 You can't, though.
你还有其他关心的事吗 What are some other things you care about?
哦对 你妈妈 你很关心你妈妈吧 Oh! Your mom! Your mom! You care about your mom, right?
我才不是妈宝男 我也有性生活的 - I'm not a mama's boy. I've had sex!
这两者有啥关系吗 - What does that have to do with anything? !
我干嘛要这么努力让你开窍啊 Why am I trying to make this work?
因为你是我的导师 Because you're my mentor.
你真觉得我是你的导师吗 Is that what you think is happening right now?
对啊 我妈妈不在 Well, yeah. My mom's not around.
总得有人告诉我该怎么办 I need someone to tell me what to do.
我很想做你的导师 但我做不了 - I would love to be your mentor, but, ugh, I just can't!
额 Err!
因为我赚的钱比你多么 Because I make more money than you.
不是这个原因 等等 真的吗 No, that's not- Wait. Do you? l
我给你找到个最完美的导师 I have got the most perfect mentor for you.
你做自己就好 他会被你逼疯的 Don't change a thing. You're'gonna drive him crazy.
我是说 他会为你疯狂的 I- I mean, he's gonna be crazy about you.
-丹 -不 Dan. - No.
你对一个41岁有过性生活的学员身上 - What qualities would you say you're looking for
想要看到什么特质呢 in a mentee of 41 who's had sex?
谁让你来找我的 Who told you to do this?
那个反穿法官服的小矮子 The little one with the cape on backwards.
好吧 这样的话 我建议这位 Well, in that case, my advice to this
性活跃的年轻人 sexually active young man would be to go take a flying －
嘿 妈妈 Hey, Mom!
我是来支持我 I came by to support my-
算了 根本没人信 No one's buying this.
我来检查一下这个混蛋 I'm just here to make sure that this jackass
有没有照顾好我的混蛋 is taking care of my jackass.
她很担心 She worries.
我大学时因为剽窃被学校穿小鞋了 I was bullied a lot by my college for plagiarizing.
只需一份表格 校园就能变成车管所 Took one form to turn that campus into a DMV.
而且大部分教授仍在那里工作 Most of the professors still work there.
所以 丹 你的建议是什么 So, Dan, what was your advice?
我建议你 My advice would be
你去找个导师 for you to find a mentor,
你找到了我 我也喜欢做导师 which you have and I love doing.
你是我的导师 You're my mentor.
不 男人导师 No. Man- tor!
不 丹导师 No. Dan- tor!
这情景真让人感动 This warms my heart.
走吧 咱们去给你买个橘橘 Come, let's go get you a Cutie orange.
-我要来剥皮 -不行 And I'm peeling it! No!
汽水放了20年 劲儿更大了 - I think 20 years has made the soda stronger.
瞧 市场都被我们垄断了 Wow. We really cornered the market.
弗洛伯特推销技巧一流 And Flobert is an incredible salesman.
兄弟 想知道触摸天空的滋味吗 Hey, man. You want to touch the sky?
弗洛伯特也加入我们吗 Flobert's a part of our thing now?
你直接就让他参与利润分配了 You're just gonna let him dance in on our profits?
你觉得他能玩的转吗 他膝盖不好 You think he can twirl? ! He's got bad knees!
他膝盖再不好 - Well, his knees have been good enough
他的销售额也能在你头上跳踢踏舞 to tap- dance all over your sales numbers.
你得提升业绩了 老葛 Maybe you need to step up your game, Gurgs.
你最好小心点 You better watch out.
我起初并没被选中演投手 I wasn't originally cast as the catcher.
是因为被选中的那家伙从楼梯上摔下来了 The guy who was caught a one- way ticket down a flight of stairs.
你那位新伙伴怎么样了 How's your new buddy working out?
哦 非常好 Oh. Oh. G- Great.
他会问问题 跟我唠家常 Uh, the questions, the bonding.
给橘子剥皮 The orange peeling
剥完后他还会揉揉眼睛说 because if he does it, he rubs his eyes, and then it's all,
辣眼睛 丹尼 好辣 "It burns! Danny, jt burnsl"
我百看不厌 I just love seeing this.
看来你俩要长期待在一起了 You two are in it for the long haul.
他还约了蓝犀牛 说他准备请你帮他搬家 And the U- Haul. He said he was gonna ask you to help him move.
正如布莱恩特吃橘子时卡喉咙里那只手一样 Well, like the hand that Bryant got stuck in his mouth
我全盘投入 when he was eating that orange, I'm all- in.
好了 布莱恩特 上场时间到 Alright, Bryant, let's get this show on the road.
没问题 法官 Sure thing, Judge.
让我像我的丹导师一样 把报纸叠好 Just gotta fold my newspaper like my Dan- tor.
丹 它在霸凌我 Uh, Dan, it's bullying me.
我教过你的很简单 把门关上 - I told you it's simple. You close the door.
关上窗户 叠好菜单 最后一塞 Shut the window. Fold the menu. Tuck!
丹 那只是一份报纸 Dan, it's just a newspaper.
叠报纸的方法有很多 There's a lot of ways to fold them.
你知道的 并不多 Oh, you know there's not.
接下来 公诉方对 Next up, the people versus
李普希茨夫人一案 Mrs. Lipschitz?
我天啊 不会是逗我吧 Oh, my God! Is that for real? l
丹 你的当事人叫李普希茨 Dan, your client is named Lipschitz!
我知道 请允许我近前讲话 - I know. Permission to approach.
你是故意的 You did this on purpose.
我让第一对和好后就一路开挂 - I only fixed the first couple. Then I got lucky.
维纳家的聚会上发生了一场打斗 A fight broke out at the Wiener family reunion.
-法官大人 我的当事人 -李普希茨夫人 Your Honor, my clientMrs. Lipschitz.
能不能别逗我笑了 You got to stop saying it.
布莱恩特 这只是个名字 Bryant, it's only a name.
跟罗德·萨克沃夫和迪克·布特库斯一样 Like Rod Sackhoff or Dick Butkus OGE
抱歉 法官大人 - I'm sorry, Your Honor,
你为什么总选好笑的来说 but you're picking, like, all the worst ones!
被告被控鲁莽驾驶 The defendant is charged with reckless driving.
一辆老年代步车而已 On a Rascal scooter.
我们能否给予被告口头警告 Could we just please let this go with a warning
并再也不提及姓名吗 and not say the defendant's name again?
当然 案件驳回 Sure. Case dismissed.
谢谢你这么有风度 李普希茨太太 Thanks for being a good sport, Mrs. Lipschitz.
每次都好好笑 Every time.
比起我的娘家姓 - It's actually a huge improvement
这个名字已经好多了 over my maiden name.
我之前叫做 I was Geraldine
别说 Don't!
小声告诉我 我好想听 - Whisper it to me. I gotta know.
法官大人 我必须道歉 Your Honor, I have to apologize
我被那个名字搞得失态了 for letting that name get the best of me.
我会努力做得更好的 I'll try to be better.
我现在也读报纸了 I'm a guy who reads newspapers now.
不如你花点时间冷静一下吧 - Why don't you take some time to collect yourself?
休庭五分钟 Five- minute recessl
你把我手机号码给他了 - You gave him my cell number!
他想跟导师保持全天候联系 He has to be able to reach his mentor 24/7.
我也知道 你不会把自己的手机扔了 And I know you're not gonna throw out your phone
因为你太喜欢那张跟菲尔柯林斯的合照了 because you love that picture of you and Phil Collins.
拜拜了 菲尔 Bye, Phil.
好的 我受够了 再这么下去我就疯了 Alright. I've had enough. Make it stop, or I'm gonna
我们得定个计划把那小子送走 Alright. We need a plan. The kid has got to go.
但要是得罪了他妈妈 她就会 But if we cross his mother, she's gonna turn
把我的公寓变成一座 my apartment building into a septic tank
能看到公园的化粪池 with a view of the park.
丹 我本也想不出办法 Dan, I couldn't figure it out either.
然后弗洛伯特卖给我一罐9美元的点子药水 Then Flobert sold me this $9 can of ideas.
我现在点子喷涌而出 Now I got tons of em!
《创智赢家》的点子 鞋的点子 电视节目的点子 "Shark Tank"ideas, shoe ideas, TV- show ideas!
听着 金刚家庭 Get this King. Kong's. Family.
-完蛋了 明白了 -不不 先别走 - Doomed. Got it. - No. Hey! No, no! Don't go!
咱们如何甩掉他的点子你还没听 You haven't heard my idea of how we're gonna get rid of him.
－你我一同合作－我宁愿去看 You and I work together. - I think I'd rather watch
一整季的《金刚之家》 a whole season of"King Kong's Family. "
我们可以用琳达打败琳达 We can beat Linda at her own game.
我精湛的填表技巧加上你阴阳怪气 I- I mean, with my form- filling skills and your ability
吹毛求疵的能力 我们会做的滴水不漏 to cynically nitpick, we'll leave no loop unholed!
丹 我看到了未来 这个指定管用 Dan, I've seen the future. This works.
而且 我会有四个孩子 剪个波波头 Also, I'll have four kids and a bob.
一罐饮料就把你变成这样了 You got all of that from one can?
对 别问我你的死法就行 - Yeah. Just don't ask me how you die.
答应我 永远别去内华达州 Promise me you'll never go to Nevada.
可能引起 "May cause..."
什么是火烧脑 What's"fire brain"?
你试试就知道了 - I think we're about to find out.
我我 - I- - I-
行吧 Well, well.
巅峰相见 See you up there.
倒快点 桑迪 - Poor faster, Sandy!
你在来这里干什么 - What are you doing down here?
我们的存货卖光了 Oh, well, we're out of fight juice,
所以我决定自己做 so I'm making my own.
原料从水换为咖啡 和皮布先生一起煮的 Coffee brewed with Mr. Pibb instead of water.
饮料是自动密封的 都是化学品的副作用 The can seals itself. It's a side effect of the chemicals.
科学真厉害 对吧 Science is cool! I know, right?
你喝了多少 How much of that have you had?
我感觉你的心都快从嘴里跳出来了 I can hear your heartbeat through your mouth.
我得努力求上进啊 - Well, I- I gotta keep up
BMSTI&T so you don't replace me with Flobert. 这样我才不会被弗洛伯特取代
快点给我倒 桑迪 I don't hear pouring, Sandy!
哦天 这都是我的错 Oh, God. I did this.
是我让你走向疯狂的 I made you Florida in a person.
没事 我没事 Nah. I'm good.
我们在搞事业嘛 我们在赚钱 I'm stepping up my game. We're making money.
我现在都能用意念移物了 I can move things with my mind now.
不行 这儿的东西都太沉了 Nah, everything in here is too heavy.
你知道吗 Uh, you know what?
我一生中弄崩溃过很多人 Caused a lot of nervous breakdowns in my life,
但这是我第一次感到难过 but this is the first one I feel bad about.
-是时候结束这一切了 -谢天谢地 吁 It's time to shut this down. - Oh, thank God. Whew!
咱们还是去干点好玩的吧 Maybe we can get back to doing fun things.
我们去医院吧 Let's go to the hospital.
我连指甲都在冒汗 My fingernails are sweating.
错错错 蓝紫色 Oh! Bup- bup- bup- bup! No blurple!
上面有行小字写着 The fine print on this one says,
本页上的所有内容都是反义 "Everything you're writing means the opposite. "
重来 重来 Run it back. Run it back!
啊 Aah! Aah! Aah!
不许喊疼 不许 No pain! No pain!
掰直了 不然我给你打断 Straighten out, or I'll cut you off!
很好 Get- Yeah.
琳达 - Lind- a- a- a- a- a!
你好 琳达 Good day, Linda.
我不记得叫过你的号 - I don't remember calling your number.
我们啥号都有 We have all the numbers.
我们是来代表法院提交申请的 We're also here filing on behalf of the court. ROVED
布莱恩特 该你上场了 宝贝 Bryant! That's your cue, baby.
妈 别慌 是我哈 - Mom, don't be alarmed. It's me.
我敢说 这文件你绝对挑不出错 - I think you'll find that this paperwork is flawless.
挑不出错 你口气真大 "Flawless. "That's a big word.
等等 做的真漂亮 Wait. These are beautiful!
表格 子表单 附件 Formsl Subformsl Addendums!
你们还找到了已经停版打印的申请表 You even found applications that are no longer in print! APPROVED
ChatGPT中文版 免安装V信扫码即刻使用 这就是未来 你们还找到了已经停版打印的申请表 You even found applications that are no longer in print! APPROVED
我雇了一个跑腿小哥 - I hired a TaskRabbit to infiltrate
潜入远在兰德尔岛上的小塞尔维亚 the Library of Discontinued Documents
的绝版文献图书馆 in Little Serbia out on Randall's Island.
不要太容易哦 It was almost too easy.
我无法对这份申请说不 This is undeniable.
我别无选择 只能通过 I have no choice but to say yes.
然而 And yet...
拒绝就是我的天性 saying no is who I am!
没有拒绝 我什么都不是 Without that, I'm nothing!
放手吧 琳达 Go with it, Linda.
感受你体内里翻涌着的“批准” Feel that"yes"flowing through your body.
我做到了 I...did it!
你盖在桌子上了 但至少进步了 It was the table, but it's a start.
还有一张表 Uh, there is one more form.
是XQ-14B It's an XQ- 14B.
XQ-14B 你要解雇我 An XQ- 14B? You're firing me?
但是我穿得西装笔挺的 But I'm in suit clothes.
布莱恩特 你做书记员不开心 Bryant, you weren't happy up there,
你不需要我们的认可 and you don't need our approval.
你也永远得不到的 - And you would never have gotten it.
但你确实需要 - I think there is a person in this room
这里另一个人的认可 whose approval you doneed.
琳达 既然你能认可这些表格 Linda, if you could say"yes”to those forms,
你也应该认可一个更特别的事 I think you could say"yes"to something even more special.
你给我盖的是“批准”章吗 Does it say"approved"?
算是吧 但你额头好油 - Well, kinda. Your head's pretty greasy.
算是吧 但你额头好油 Well, kinda. Your head's pretty greasy.
这就是认可的力量 - And that's the power of a"yes"!
这就是认可的力量 And that's the power of a"yes"!
丹 我知道这感觉起来像是再见 Dan, I know this feelslike goodbye...
布莱恩特 再也不见 Oh, Bryant. It's absolutely goodbye.