小谢尔顿
第七季 第1集
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爸 我害怕 Dad, I'm scared.
大家跟我来 Everybody, follow me, come on.
你姥姥家的电话也没人接 No one's answering at your meemaw's house, either.
我有点担心了 I'm starting to get a little worried.
这些都是什么 What is all this?
奇迹啊 A miracle.
我会变好的 我保证 I'll be better, I promise.
我知道你会的 I know you will.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
康妮 我太难过了 Oh, Connie, I'm so sorry.
我的钱 All my money!
冷静一点 What? Calm down.
别让我冷静 Don't tell me to calm down.
- 快帮我捡起来 - 好吧好吧 - Help me pick it up. - All right, all right.
当天夜里
你在笑什么 What are you smiling about?
你的毛绒玩偶都被吹到俄克拉何马州去了 All your stuffed animals blew away to Oklahoma.
好消息 Good news.
我们在树上捡到了你的内裤 Found some of your underwear in a tree.
是你姥姥的内裤 Those are your grandmother's.
有找到尿布吗 Did you find any diapers?
有 但只有一片 省着点用 Yes, but only one. Use it wisely.
谢谢 Okay. Thanks.
来吧 Okay.
玛丽 玛丽 你先听我说 Mary? Mary, let me finish.
大家都没事 Everybody's okay.
感谢上帝 Oh, thank the Lord.
房子没事吧 So the house is fine?
我们的没事 Well, ours is.
什么意思 What does that mean?
你妈妈的房子... Your mother's house is sort of...
飞走了 gone.
飞哪去 Gone where?
到处去 Everywhere.
什么 你为什么没有立刻通知我 What?! Why didn't you call me right away?
电话用不了 宝贝 Well, the phones were down, honey.
这不是借口 That is no excuse.
你说得对 对不起 You're right, I'm sorry.
但我还是想说 没人受伤 But... again, nobody got hurt.
曼迪和宝宝跟我们一起住 Okay, Mandy and the baby are staying with us.
- 你妈在戴尔家 - 好吧 - Your mom's at Dale's. - All right, well,
我待会给航司打个电话 I'll call the airlines
问下最近的一趟航班是什么时候 and see when the next flight out is.
为什么 你要干嘛 Why? To do what?
来帮忙 To help.
这里无事可做 我能搞定 There's nothing to do. I got it under control.
多余的床单在哪儿 Hey, where are the extra sheets?
我们有多余的床单吗 We have extra sheets?
在放织品的衣橱 They're in the linen closet.
我们家有放织品的衣橱吗 We have a linen closet?
当然 我得回家一趟 Yes! I have to come home.
这样的话 谢尔顿要闹脾气了 Well, Sheldon's not gonna be real happy about that.
乔治 他什么时候开心过 George, when is he ever happy?
这是我吃过最好吃的椒盐卷饼 This is the greatest pretzel I've ever had.
我是海德堡人 Ich bin ein Heidelberger!
你说什么 龙卷风不属于保险赔付范围 What do you mean I don't have coverage for tornadoes?
好吧 它是飓风 All right, fine, it's a hurricane.
也不行吗 No?
那我缴那么多钱给你们有何用 Then what the hell am I paying you for?
其实是洪水导致的 All right, there you have it, it's a flood.
所有东西泡在水里 这有什么区别 Everything's wet, what difference does it make?
叫你们老板来接电话 You know what, I'd like to talk to your supervisor.
♪ 我在阳光下漫步 ♪ ♪ I'm walking on sunshine...♪
进展如何 Hey, how's it going?
保单不包含涉及龙卷风的索赔 I don't have coverage for tornados.
那你就说是飓风 So call it a hurricane.
说了 I did.
- 洪水 - 我试过了 - Flood? - I tried that.
- 蝗灾 - 这根本帮不上忙 - Locusts? - You're not helping.
听我说 Oh, listen, come on.
不管你要花多少时间重建房子 As long as it takes you to rebuild your place,
我都在这 这里永远是你的家 you always got a home right here with me.
谢谢 谢谢 Thank you. Thank you.
可是我不想占你便宜 Well, I don't want to be a freeloader.
我给你付租金 I... I'll pay you rent.
好 Great.
我的房子给吹塌了 你应该说不用 My house just blew away, you're supposed to say no!
是你自己的提议 Well, you offered.
♪ 神采飞扬 ♪ ♪ And don't it feel good?♪
小乔 曼迪 早餐准备好了 Georgie, Mandy. Breakfast's ready.
老爸 家里还有人呢 Dad, there's other people in this house.
我才进来 I just got in here.
我看到你拿着报纸进去 I saw you bring in a newspaper.
里面不是图书馆 你快点解决 It's not a library. Wrap it up.
- 早 - 鸡蛋在桌子上 - Good morning. - Eggs are on the table.
这是你的烤吐司 培根快好了 Here's some toast. Bacon's coming up.
你老妈附体了 Wow, look at you being Mom.
你再乱讲 午饭自己做 Say that again, and you can make your own lunch.
也跟妈妈一样爱生气 Oh, you're touchy like Mom, too.
米西 我说了 我快出来了 Missy, I said I'm coming!
我是曼迪 It's Mandy.
我就出去 Oh... uh, be right out.
- 闻着好香啊 - 请自便 - Oh, that smells good. - Help yourself.
你以后会成为一名好妈妈 You know, you're gonna make a really good mom one day.
谢谢 Thank you.
这跟我说的有什么不一样 How's that different from what I said?
你说的是我们的妈妈 她说的是一名妈妈 You said our mom, she said a mom.
完全不同 Totally different.
并没有 No, it ain't.
卫生间可使用 Bathroom's free.
洗手了没 You wash your hands?
- 洗了 - 爸 - Yes. - Dad?
- 这是啥 - 你的午饭 - What's this? - Your lunch.
龙卷风刚过 We just had a tornado.
我不用去上班 I'm not going to work.
那么 你来帮我打扫屋子 Then you're gonna help me clean the house.
我去 感觉老妈从未离开 Dang, it's like Mom never left.
抱歉 感觉一位妈妈从未离开 Sorry, it's like a mom never left.
这还差不多 Better.
等下我和你去趟商店 买点生活用品 How about you and me run and get groceries,
婴儿用品和其它需要的物资 怎么样 baby supplies, whatever else you need.
可以 Okay, great.
除了你姥姥的内裤 我啥都没有 Other than your grandma's underwear, I have nothing.
今天你负责照看思思 You're watching CeeCee today.
谁让你管事的 Well, who put you in charge?
我就随便问问 Okay, just asking.
杰夫 快看我在花园里捡到了什么 Jeff, look what I found in the garden.
我的天啊 好多钱 Oh, my goodness, that's a lot of money.
1230美元 $1,230.
肯定是康妮家飘过来的 It must've blown over from Connie's house.
这谁说得准 You don't know that.
罗宾 Robin.
我们得还回去 We have to return it.
- 为什么 - 什么为什么 - Why? - What do you mean why?
基督教徒就该这么做 It's the Christian thing to do.
你自己也说过 她开的是一家非法赌场 You said yourself she was running an illegal gambling establishment.
没错 That's true.
这条街上只有她家房子被吹毁 You really think it was a coincidence that her house
你认为 这是巧合吗 was the only one on the street to get torn up?
也许是 Could be.
也许这是上帝的旨意 Or could be a sign.
看这张钞票 上面写着要相信谁 Look at the bill, who does it say to trust?
明白 I see it.
我给你带了份维也纳炸小牛排 I brought you a wiener schnitzel.
谢谢 Thank you.
我吃了点 太难吃了 I tried it. It's yucky.
- 谢利 你坐下 - 为什么 - Shelly, sit down. - Why?
你先坐下 Just sit.
我不知道该怎么跟你说 I don't know how else to say this
就只能直说了 other than just to say it.
我们必须要回家 We have to go home.
天啊 德国又入侵了哪个国家 Oh, no, who did Germany invade now?
不是这个原因 No, nothing like that.
家里遭遇了龙卷风 there was a tornado back home.
大家都没事 Everybody's okay,
但是 姥姥的房子没了 but your meemaw's house was destroyed.
但大家都没事 这点是确定的 But everyone's okay, that's confirmed?
没错 多亏老天保佑 Thank God, yes.
你在感谢制造龙卷风的 You're thanking the deity
老天爷吗 who sent the tornado?
我没心情跟你吵 I'm not in the mood for this.
我们得离开这儿 We have to go.
为什么 Why?
宝贝 你的姥姥失去了房子 Honey, your meemaw lost her house.
她肯定有保险 I'm sure she has insurance.
这不是重点 That is not the point.
那重点是什么 Well, what is the point?
我们回去了能干点啥 What would we do once we get there?
不知道 陪在他们身边 I don't know. Uh, be there,
提供安慰和帮助 provide solace, lend a hand.
让我帮忙 你挺幽默的 Me? Lend a hand? You're funny.
真可惜 我们走定了 Too bad. We are going.
明天开课 我哪都不去 Class is starting tomorrow. I'm not going anywhere.
谢尔顿 不要跟我顶嘴 Sheldon, do not argue with me.
你得回家 You are going home.
妈 德国人极其重视规则 Mom, the people of Germany are obsessed with rules
缺乏幽默感 我到家了 and devoid of humor. I am home.
你知道吗 You know something?
我觉得 龙卷风也带来了曙光 I think that tornado had a silver lining.
那是什么 Oh, and what would that be?
他将你卷起 It just blew you right in
送到你该来的地方 to where you're supposed to be.
你的意思是 多亏它把我的房子吹塌 You mean it destroyed my house
你才能和我在白天做爱 so you could have sex in the middle of the day?
不 No.
也有道理 Well, yeah.
和你做爱 住在一起 Making love and living together.
我可不想住在一起 Well, I don't want to live together.
只是暂时的 This is temporary.
这位没缴龙卷风保险的女士 Pretty tough talk for a woman
嘴巴可真硬 who didn't have tornado insurance.
拜托 我在开玩笑 Oh, no, come on! I was joking.
你觉得我很蠢吧 Do you think I'm stupid
连龙卷风的保险都没有买 just because I didn't have tornado insurance?
这里毕竟是德州 We are in Texas.
现在我要住进来了 I live here now.
那么 小乔和曼迪 All right, Georgie and Mandy
住进谢尔顿的房间 are in Sheldon's room.
我睡自己屋 I'm in my room.
姥姥 你住爸妈的卧室 Meemaw, you'll be in Mom and Dad's.
老爸 你睡车库 Dad, you get the garage.
为什么我要睡车库 Why do I get the garage?
那你认为 该将小宝宝 Would you rather put the baby
还是老太太安排在车库 or the old lady out there?
- 咋说话呢 - 我在帮你 - Hey. - I'm helping you.
为什么不能睡沙发 What's wrong with the couch?
- 沙发睡得下你吗 - 咋说话呢 - Like you'd fit on the couch. - Hey.
其实 姥姥可以睡在谢尔顿的房间 Actually, maybe Meemaw can take Sheldon's room,
曼迪和我睡爸妈卧室 and Mandy and I can take Mom and Dad's room
那间的床更大 with the bigger bed.
真的吗 你妈就是在那床垫上怀上的你 Really? You want to sleep on the mattress
你想睡那上面吗 you were conceived on?
等等 你们十八年没换床垫 Wait, you've had the same mattress for 18 years?
它又没坏 There's nothing wrong with it.
那可是丝涟牌的 It's a Sealy.
我们就住谢尔顿房间吧 We'll be fine in Sheldon's room.
那我睡车库 Okay, I'll take the garage.
你可以睡在思思被怀上的 Hey, you get to sleep on the mattress CeeCee
那张床垫 was conceived on.
闭嘴 Shut up.
- 这是什么 - 她很漂亮 对不对 - What's this? - She's a beauty, huh?
这电视有多大 How big is that thing?
27英寸 27 inches.
你决定下单之前怎么不跟我商量 Don't you think this is a decision I should've been a part of?
这样吧 你来决定我们先看哪个频道 How about this? You can decide what we watch first.
我觉得你这样很不好 I'm not sure I'm comfortable with this.
那我来决定 Well, then I'll decide.
一只蜘蛛在他的手上停留 A spider that lives on his hand.
《德州巡警》 Walker, Texas Ranger.
你敢说这不是上帝的旨意 Tell me that's not a sign from God.
老天爷 Geez Louise!
我们仿佛身处电影院 It's like we're in a movie theater.
如果你还觉得不好 If you're still uncomfortable,
我去退货 I can return it.
没关系的 I... I guess it's okay.
我去做爆米花 I'll make popcorn.
你何苦考验我啊 Why are you testing me?
我得改签回程航班 I need to change our return flights.
- 要尽快 - 你干什么呢 - As soon as possible. - What are you doing?
就今晚 多少钱 Tonight would be great. How much?
谢尔顿·李·库珀 Sheldon Lee Cooper!
我说了不回家 I told you I'm not going home.
我可是你妈 I am your mother.
我说了算 What I say goes.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
消极抵抗 Passive resistance.
看你咋拖走我这烂泥般的身体 Good luck lifting my limp body.
你姥姥失去了她的房子 Your grandmother lost her home.
我很难过 但我改变不了什么 And I feel terrible, but I can't change what happened.
你可以去陪着姥姥 You could be there for your meemaw.
她希望我们去陪她吗 Does she even want us there?
当然了 Of course she does.
那就问问看吧 Let's ask her.
这里人已经够多了 There's too many people here already.
你们来了只会碍事 You'd just be in the way.
不用谢我 No need to thank me.
我们明天就能回来了 We could be back by tomorrow.
你是聋了吗 我说了别来 Are you deaf? I said don't come.
我们会一起挺过去的 We will get through this together.
上帝自有安排 God will provide.
你到底什么毛病 What's wrong with you?
没事 Nothing.
让谢尔顿接电话 Put Sheldon on the phone.
- 不 - 让我和她说 - No. - Let me talk to her.
爱你 回见 Love you, bye.
你姥姥回家了吗 Hi. Is your meemaw home?
她带宝宝去散步了 She took the baby for a walk.
要去很久吗 Is she gonna be gone long?
你要等她吗 Do you want to wait?
我刚磨了一壶咖啡 I just made a pot of coffee.
你喜欢喝咖啡吗 You like coffee?
尝尝不就知道了 I'm about to find out.
进来吧 Come on in,
可不能让整个小区占我家空调的便宜 I don't want to air condition the whole neighborhood.
当然 谢谢 Well, sure. Thank you.
你姥姥今早心情还好吗 How'd your meemaw seem this morning?
可暴躁了 Cranky.
她不一直这样么 Well, she's always cranky.
能再具体一点吗 Can you be more specific?
你带的花可能不太够 You may need more flowers.
好吧 最近到处都是惨状啊 Right. Well, it's been pretty traumatic around here.
加点奶油和糖试试 Try some cream and sugar in there.
不了 Nah.
黑咖啡就很好 Black's good.
所以 你咋惹到她了 So, what'd you do that pissed her off?
我才不要和你聊这个话题 Well, I'm not gonna talk to you about none of this.
行吧 'Kay.
你怎么就觉得是我做错了 What makes you think it was my fault?
又带花 又丧眉耷眼的 The flowers, your hang-dog face...
我平常就这表情 This is my regular face.
行吧 'Kay.
我和你姥姥之间的事 What goes on between me and your grandma
和你无关 is none of your business.
行吧 'Kay.
她完全是小题大做 She totally overreacted.
还是加点吧 Maybe a little.
味儿对了 There we go.
这里好热闹 Wow, this place is hopping.
半个小镇都还没恢复电力 Half the town's still got no power.
过来看看 Oh, check this out.
- 我去 - 是啊 - Damn. - I know.
这龙卷风是有什么魔力吗 What is it about a tornado
都这样了他们还来赌 that makes people want to gamble?
不知道 Don't know.
可能是庆幸自己还活着吧 Guess they're happy to be alive,
都怕自己躲不过一劫 scared they're gonna die.
如果发生的是地震 我们就能退休了 If we had an earthquake, I bet we could retire.
但愿有这么一天吧 Here's to hoping.
- 思思呢 - 康妮带着呢 - Where's CeeCee? - She's with Connie.
那挺好 Oh, cool.
对了 你妈先前来音像店了 Oh, hey, your mom stopped by the video store earlier.
她来干什么 What'd she want?
来看看 示个好呗 She was just being nice.
小乔 成熟点吧 Oh, Georgie, grow up.
不 我是认真的 No, I'm serious.
她听说了姥姥房子的事 She heard about Meemaw's house
主动给我们地方住 and offered us a place to live.
- 问题就在这里 - 哪里 友善吗 - There it is. - The-the niceness?
她在谋划着操控我的人生 She's plotting and scheming to control my life.
我只听说他们有两个卫生间 All I heard is they got two bathrooms.
无所谓 我永远不会委身他们的屋檐下 Doesn't matter, I am never living under their roof.
你意识到了就算生意一直这样好 You realize even if business stays like this,
我们至少也得两年后才有钱出去单过吧 we're at least two years away from getting our own place.
小乔 我不要和我父母住 Georgie, I am not living with my parents.
- 好吧 那... - 不行 - Okay, what if... - No.
你都不知道我要说什么 You don't even know what I was going to say.
你想自己去住 You wanted to live there by yourself.
你怎么做到的 How do you do that?
你居然取笑她没买对保险 You made fun of her for not having the right insurance?
开个玩笑嘛 It was a joke.
错就错在开错时间了 The only thing I got wrong was the timing.
要是等上个两三年再说 If I said it two or three years later,
大家肯定笑得满地找头 everybody's laughing their ass off.
看看谁来了 Hey, look who's here.
嘘 她睡着了 Shh, she's sleeping.
抱歉 Sorry.
你怎么来了 What're you doing here?
他来道歉 He came to apologize.
没人和你讲话 Nobody's talking to you.
暴躁啊 Cranky, cranky.
你没有别的地方要去吗 Don't you have some place better to be?
其实我正打算绕着街区跑圈儿呢 Actually, I'm about to go run around the block.
这咖啡可真让人亢奋 I am buzzing.
我给你带了花 I brought you flowers.
谢了 Thank you.
我太蠢了 I was stupid.
不 是我太蠢了 No, I was stupid.
怎么像是陷阱 This feels like a trap.
保险那个事让我觉得丢脸了 I was embarrassed about the insurance thing,
因为我没想过自己身上 'cause I didn't think anything like this
会发生这种事 was gonna ever happen to me,
而且 and...
现在我失去了所有 now I've lost everything.
甚至 我失去了和曼迪 Worse, I've lost living with Mandy
还有我的小曾孙女住一起的机会 and my little great-granddaughter,
而且 and...
- 我喜欢那样 - 好 我懂了 - I liked that. - Yeah, I get it.
但往好的方面想 But look on the bright side,
你在经营一个成功的犯罪企业 you're running a successful criminal enterprise.
很快 Before you know it,
你就会有足够的钱来重建 you're gonna have enough money to rebuild.
假设你没有进监狱 Assuming you stay out of jail.
接下来的两年 会很有趣了 Eh, two years from now, that's gonna be so funny.
- 嘿 杰夫 - 乔治 - Hey, Jeff. - Oh, George.
那是什么 Ooh, what do you got there?
新电视 New TV?
- 是的 -还是特丽珑的呢 - Yeah. - Ooh. Trinitron.
很贵啊 That's pricey.
- 有折扣 - 哪里 - There was a sale. - Where?
不知道 我妻子买的 I don't know, my wife bought it.
- 可能是用优惠券吧 - 你真走运 - Probably with coupons. - You lucky duck.
是啊 Yeah.
上帝自有安排 He doth provide.
应该吧 I guess so.
有多大 How big is it?
- 我也不清楚 - 但... - I don't really know. - Well...
盒子上写的27英寸 it says 27 inches on the box.
27英寸呢 27.
嘿 爸爸 杰夫牧师 Hey, Dad. Pastor Jeff.
不好意思 Excuse me.
有胡椒博士吗 Herr Dr. Pepper?
没有 Ah, nein.
甜茶 Um, sweet tea?
甜的茶 Uh, susser tea?
没有 Nein.
啤酒 Bier?
可以 Sure.
非常感谢 Danke.
不客气 Bitte.
村子里有个裁缝 Es ibt einen schneider im dorf.
超大杯啊 Grande.
我来自美国 I'm from America.
还真没看出来呢 No kidding.
很好喝 It's good.
谁要吃意面 Who's hungry for spaghetti?
原来你男朋友要留下来吃晚饭啊 Didn't realize your boyfriend was staying for dinner.
有问题吗 Is that a problem?
没有 只是 如果有人告诉我 No, just... would've been nice
- 会好一些 - 不好意思 - if someone told me. - I'm sorry.
好了 饭前祷告 All right, grace.
还要搞这套吗 We're still doing that?
我们在龙卷风中幸存下来 We survived a tornado.
谢谢你 上帝 赐予我们即将要吃的食物 Thank you, Lord, for the food we are about to receive,
愿你保佑做这些食物的双手 and bless the hands that prepared it,
我的手 which are mine.
好的 I got it.
阿门 Amen.
米西 我很佩服你能承担起大家长的责任 Missy, I'm really impressed how you stepped up.
谢谢 我找到了咖啡这个灵药 Thanks, it's easier now that I've discovered coffee.
意面里有蔬菜 There's vegetables in the spaghetti.
我们什么时候开始吃蔬菜的 Since when do we eat vegetables?
我们家只有一个洗手间 We got one bathroom.
不得加强肠胃蠕动吗 Got to keep things moving.
那很重要 That's very important.
谁在饭点敲门 Who's knocking at suppertime?
这台电视现在归你了 This is your TV now.
我的良心无法让我留下它 I can't have this on my conscience.
我不想下地狱 I don't want to go to hell.
这个也给你 You'll need this.
很好 Sweet.
小乔 Georgie!
- 所以你来自德州 - 是的 - So, you're from Texas? - Ja.
你的牛仔帽呢 Where is your cowboy hat?
我没有 Oh, I don't have one.
- 靴子 - 没有 - Boots? - No.
- 马 - 没有 - Horse? - No.
- 枪 - 没有 - Gun? - No.
你确定你是德州的吗 Are you sure you're from Texas?
我觉得自己高人一等 Well, I do think I'm better than everyone else.
这还不够德州人吗 That's mighty Texan.
亲爱的 我由衷地感谢你 Danke schoen, darling, danke schoen.
谢谢你带来的快乐和痛苦 Thank you for all the joy and pain
照片中的第二个楼台 Picture show, second balcony
我们相识于此 Was the place we'd meet
嘿 亲爱的 Hey, honey.
- 妈妈 - 我很爱这个国家 - Mother. - Oh, I love this country. Mwah!
第二个座位 各付各的 Second seat, go Dutch treat
你很甜美 You were sweet.
和我一起唱 Sing it with me.
亲爱的 我由衷地感谢你 Danke schoen, darling, danke schoen.
我不知道她着了什么魔 I don't know what could have gotten into her.
可能是时差没倒好吧 Probably jet lag.
27英寸 27 inches.
我们活在未来里吧 We're living in the future.
颜色绝了 Boy, that color's amazing.
那些日本人搞电视确实有一套 Those Japanese fellas know what they're doing.
杰夫牧师为什么要把它给你 Why'd Pastor Jeff give this to you?
我不知道 I have no idea.
你没问他吗 You didn't ask him?
不在乎 Didn't care.
你晚上要留下来吗 Are you staying the night?
要的话 我们得先约法三章 'Cause we're gonna need to lay a few ground rules.
共情性呕吐是有进化基础的 You know, sympathetic vomiting has an evolutionary basis.
在旧石器时代 In the Paleolithic era,
当部落里有一个成员开始呕吐 when one member of a tribe would start vomiting,
对其余的人来说 it was a signal to the rest
意味着他们吃了有毒的食物 that they'd eaten something poisonous and...
挪一下 Oh, scooch.
就像这样 Like that.
另一个冷知识... Another fun fact...