小谢尔顿 第七季 第5集
《小谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
谢尔顿·库珀 Sheldon Cooper.
什么 What?
我读完了 我的名字是谢尔顿·库珀 I finished reading it. My name's Sheldon Cooper.
什么 你读完了 What... You finished it?
是的 Yes.
厉害 Impressive.
什... 你应该学计算机专业 Wha... You should major in computer science.
不用了 我还是读我的真科学 No, thanks. I'll stick to real science.
不好意思 你不是埃文 Excuse me, but you're not Evan.
对 True.
- 埃文在哪里 - 别处 - Where's Evan? - Elsewhere.
所以你不知道 So you don't know?
对 True.
正好 你认识华金了 Oh, good. You met Joaquin.
还没有正式介绍 他来做什么 Proper introductions were not made. What's he doing here?
他在帮我写算法 Uh, he's helping me write an algorithm
好让我们在股市大赚一笔 so, uh, we can beat the stock market.
为什么 Why?
为了发财 买豪车 泡女生 Uh, well, so we can get rich, buy cool cars and get girls.
主要是为了女生 But mostly the girls.
探索知识本身不就是一种回报吗 Isn't the search for knowledge its own reward?
是的 没错 Uh, yeah, sure,
如果知识能帮你吸引女生的话 if the knowledge helps you get girls.
为了认识女生 做这些 That seems like a lot of unnecessary effort
好像都是无用功 just to meet females.
我们试过跟她们聊天 Yeah, we've tried talking to them.
灾难现场 Actual disaster.
你想帮我们吗 You want to help us?
我不需要认识女生 I don't need to meet girls.
事实上 我希望认识的人越少越好 In fact, I'd like to know fewer people,
而不是越多 not more.
你可以用钱给自己买点好玩的 You could use the money to buy yourself something fun.
像粒子加速器 或一百罐液氮 Ooh, like a particle accelerator or 100 tanks of liquid nitrogen.
我想的是多人加热浴缸 但也没事 I was thinking of a hot tub, but okay.
让你洗澡你都不去 I can't get you to take a shower,
你居然还想买浴缸 and-and you want a hot tub?
女孩们喜欢 Girls like hot tubs.
建造一个粒子加速器要多少钱 How much would it cost to build a particle accelerator?
保守估计 四十亿到一百亿美金 Conservatively, four to ten billion dollars.
那你要帮我们 Then you need to help us.
我没写过什么代码 Well, I haven't done much coding,
但我什么都擅长 but I am good at everything.
我来指挥 Okay, I'm in charge.
让开 Scoot.
- 你在看什么 - 崔维斯·莱蒙 - What are you watching? - Travis Lemon.
疯狂教堂男 The crazy church guy?
- 他不疯 - 他头发挺疯 - He's not crazy. - Well, his hair is.
我有好消息要告诉大家 Well, I got news for y'all.
耶稣想要你发财 Jesus wants you to prosper.
祂想要你拥有美好的事物 一生的富足 He wants you to have nice things, a life of abundance.
书中这么说的 Says so right here in the book.
"吾神以其基督耶稣辉下丰裕" "My God shall supply all your needs according to His riches
"赋予你们所需所求" in glory by Jesus Christ."
他说得对 书里确实有这段 He's right. It does say that.
什么时候结束 我要看音乐台 When's it's over? I want to watch MTV.
崔维斯牧师有个乐队 Reverend Travis has a band.
他们摇滚很厉害 They rock pretty hard.
耶稣用五片面包养活了五千人 Jesus fed 5,000 people with five loaves of bread,
但得有人给他这些面包 but somebody had to give him those loaves.
那也是我需要的 And that's what I need from you.
我们将十倍奉还 Every dollar you donate
你捐给崔维斯·莱蒙教会的每一块钱 to the Travis Lemon ministry will be returned to you tenfold!
十倍 哄小孩儿呢 Tenfold, my sweet patootie.
种瓜得瓜 种豆得豆 As ye sow, so shall ye reap.
达芙妮 把地址打在屏幕上 Daphne, get the address on the screen?
所以 拿出你的支票本 So you get the checkbook out,
展示出你有多爱上帝 and you show how much you love the Lord,
上帝就会多爱你 and the Lord will love you back.
当你的邻居问你 And when your neighbor asks you,
"从哪里弄来的凯迪拉克轿车" 你告诉他们 "Where'd you get that new Cadillac?" You tell 'em,
"在极乐之地与救世大道的路口" "On the corner of Heaven and Saved."
暗示捐钱就能上天堂
管他呢 Oh, what the heck.
好了 史蒂夫大师 奏乐 All right, Steve-arooni, let's hit it!
- 嘿 米西 - 嘿 你在做什么 - Hey, Missy. - Hey. What are you doing?
在试我的新鞋 上学穿的 Just breaking in my new shoes for school.
棕色的 They're brown.
酷 Cool.
我能看你家电视吗 Can I watch your TV?
当然了 Sure.
你听到的咯吱声来自我的新鞋 That squeaking you're hearing is my new shoes.
你妈妈呢 Where's your mom at?
她去我小姨希维娅家呆几天 She went to my Aunt Sylvia's for a few days.
希维娅小姨脖子上张了个大肿块 Aunt Sylvia has a big lump on her neck.
所以你一个人在家 So you're alone?
只有我和我的小鸡 Just me and my chickens.
比利 我们必须要开个派对 Billy, we have to throw a party.
给小鸡 For the chickens?
- 不 给我们 - 为什么 - No! For us! - Why?
什么为什么 你妈妈不在家啊 What do you mean "Why"? Your mom's not home.
开派对干什么 玩游戏吗 What would we do? Play games?
喝酒游戏 Yeah, drinking games.
像你给我一块钱 Like when you paid me a dollar
让我喝掉一加仑牛奶那样吗 to chug a gallon of milk?
和那个不一样 对不起啊 That was a different game, and I'm sorry.
好家伙 那天给我吐的 Boy, did I throw up.
这个派对 我想搞点啤酒 For this party, I'm thinking beer.
我们还没到喝啤酒的年纪 We're not old enough to drink beer.
所以小孩子才会来啊 That's why kids'll come.
聪明 Smart.
你觉得他们会喜欢鸡蛋吗 Do you think they'll like eggs?
我有很多鸡蛋 I have so many eggs.
A1变量是什么 What's that A-sub-one-variable?
没有定义过 It's undefined.
在前面子程序里定义了 It's defined in the previous subroutine.
天哪 真优雅 Oh, my. That is elegant.
我们不说"优雅"这个词 We don't use the word "Elegant."
为什么 用错了吗 Why? What's wrong with it?
上学期 我邀请一个女生来我房间 Well, last semester, I invited a girl to my room
来看我优雅的代码 to look at my elegant coding,
然后 她报警了 所以 and... she called the police, so...
懂了 所以现在怎么办 Understood. So what happens next?
我们来买算法建议的股票 Uh, we just buy the stocks the algorithm suggests.
用什么 With what?
学生贷款 Our student loan money.
你们要投多少 How much are you in for?
我妈妈总是警告我 Oh, my mother's always warned me
赌博的危害 against the evils of gambling.
这又不是赌博 是数学 Well, it's not gambling, it-it's math.
你妈妈要反对数学吗 Is your mother against math?
当你用数学去解释 Well, when you use it to prove
地球并不是在七天内被创造的时 the Earth wasn't made in seven days,
她会生气 she gets a little touchy.
你自己决定 It's your call.
还要不要粒子加速器了 Particle accelerator, or no particle accelerator?
我去拿我的存钱袜 Let me fetch my money sock.
你把你的钱放在袜子里吗 You keep your money in a sock?
我外婆把她的钱放胸罩里呢 My meemaw keeps her money in her bra.
她喜欢热水浴缸吗 Does she like hot tubs?
你和戴尔相处得还好吗 So how are you and Dale getting along?
我骑了十多公里的自行车 Well, I rode a bike seven miles
来找你喝咖啡 你应该懂了吧 to have coffee with you, so that should tell you.
不是很顺利吗 Not going well?
还好了 Oh, it's fine.
只是 在你自己 It's just, after you've lived
独居了很久之后 by yourself for a long time,
需要一些时间去适应多了个室友 having a roommate takes a little getting used to.
我相信戴尔已经很努力了 I'm sure Dale's doing his best.
我就是怕这个 That's my fear.
玛丽 这个给RTLM的五十块是怎么回事 Mare, what's this $50 to an "R.T.L.M."?
是崔维斯·莱蒙牧师教会 Reverend Travis Lemon Ministries.
我给他们捐款了 I made a donation.
那个留着怪发型的傻蛋吗 The goofy guy with the hair?
他才不傻 He's not goofy,
他传播的福音简直和我不谋而合 and he preaches the gospel in a way that speaks to me.
是哦 那我也和你合计合计 Yeah, well, let me speak to you.
我们不能就这么浪费五十块 We can't be throwing away 50 bucks.
我们没有浪费 We are not throwing it away.
我们之后会赚回来的 We are gonna get that money back plus some.
亲爱的 得了吧 Oh, honey, now, come on.
你不会真的相信那些屁话了吧 You can't possibly believe that B.S.
或许吧 Maybe.
崔维斯牧师说耶稣希望我们能富起来 Reverend Travis says that Jesus wants us to prosper.
这就是他呼呼呼吹倒我房子的理由吗 Is that why he huffed and puffed and blew my house down?
- 我要取消这张支票 - 你敢 - I'm cancelling this check. - Don't you dare.
玛丽 这是我们一周的生活费了 Mary, this is groceries for a week.
我们会拿回来的 只是需要一些信仰 We will get it back. We just need to have faith.
你能劝劝你的女儿吗 Will you talk some sense into your daughter?
我要是能劝动她 If I could talk sense into her,
她就不可能会嫁给你了 she would never have married you.
她必须和我结婚 因为我让她怀孕了 She had to marry me because I got her pregnant.
钱的事他没说错 He ain't wrong about the money.
谢谢 Thank you!
先生们 在八个多小时内 Well, gentlemen, we've doubled our income
我们的收入翻了一倍 in a little over eight hours.
我得准备个大点的袜子了 I'm gonna need a bigger sock.
好消息是我们的算法是对的 The good news is, our algorithm is working,
而且每笔交易的效率都在提高 and it's getting more efficient with every trade.
所以我们要保持势头 Which is why we have to stay strong.
我们不能指望一夜之间就成为百万富翁 We can't expect to be millionaires overnight.
需要... It'll take...
十二到十四个交易日 12 to 14 business days.
这真的会发生 It's actually gonna happen.
我要脱处了 I'm gonna have sex.
你去哪 Where are you going?
去洗个澡 To take a shower.
我能和你谈谈吗 Hey, can I talk to you?
当然 怎么了 Yeah. What's up?
还是进去说吧 Actually, in there.
你没怀孕吧 You ain't pregnant, are you?
没有 你怎么可以这么说 No. How could you say that?!
以前也发生过 Been known to happen.
好了 Okay.
所以 比利的妈妈出门了 So, Billy's mom's away,
我们想办个派对 and we're throwing a party.
好吧 All right.
你觉得我要是偷偷 Do you think if I took
拿点爸爸的啤酒 他会发现吗 some of Dad's beer, he'd notice?
你觉得呢 Do you think he'd notice?
好吧 问了个蠢问题 Okay, dumb question.
你还太小了 没到能喝酒的年龄 Anyways, you're too young. You shouldn't be drinking.
你刚刚还问我是不是怀孕了 You just asked if I was pregnant.
两个都别做 Well, don't do either.
所以如果我给你钱 So you wouldn't buy us
你也不会帮我们买一箱啤酒吗 a case of beer if I gave you the money?
米西 我年龄也不够去买啤酒 Missy, I'm not old enough to buy beer.
这也没阻止你之前买啊 That's never stopped you before.
我为自己感到羞愧 And I'm ashamed of myself.
我来告诉你我能做什么 I'll tell you what I can do.
我有比啤酒更适合派对的东西 I got something for a party that's better than beer.
什么 What?
火箭筒 罗马焰火 Bottle rockets, Roman candles,
炮仗 应有尽有 M80s, the works.
真好呢 谢谢 Oh, sure. Thanks.
你现在虽然不激动 但相信我 You're not excited now, but trust me,
当你炸掉一个邮筒 你的派对就嗨起来了 you blow up one mailbox, and you got yourself a party.
需要帮忙吗 Need a hand?
当然 Yeah, sure.
话说 你在我这个年纪的时候 Hey, so, when you were my age,
有没有参加过派对 did you go any parties?
当然 Oh, yeah.
美好的时光我还记得 The good ones I remember,
嗨翻的时光 不省人事 the great ones... gone.
这也太酷了 That is so cool.
我当时确实很酷 Ah, I was pretty cool.
你被邀请参加派对了吗 You get invited to one?
算是吧 Kind of.
给我说说呗 Ooh, tell me.
我要帮我的朋友举办一个 I'm sort of helping my friend throw it.
第一次举办 那很重要 First party. That's a big deal.
有什么建议吗 Any advice?
首先 Well, for starters,
音乐很重要 music is key.
要好听 要大声 You want it good, you want it loud,
但不要把警察惹过来那么大声 but not so loud the cops come.
但要是他们来了 你就会变成一个传奇 Although, if they do, you're a legend.
天啊 Damn.
如果你们要想设亲热点 And if you have make-out spots,
就要设在私密点的地方 但也不要太私密 you want to keep 'em private, but not too private.
你知道的 壁橱 存储室 You know, closets, pantries.
你得让你的客人们站着 You want to keep your guests standing.
有道理 Makes sense.
我听说有些派对上会有酒 And, um, I've heard at some of these parties there's drinking?
是啊 有些有 Well... yeah, sometimes,
但是 but, uh,
就算没有 也可以很有趣 fun can be had without... it.
但是有备无患嘛 Uh-huh, but just in case,
你愿意帮我们买酒吗 would you buy it for us?
- 不行 - 为什么 - No. - Why not?
因为你还是个孩子 Because you're a kid.
你当时也是个孩子 You were a kid.
- 是 但这不一样 - 哪里不一样 - Yeah, but it was different. - How?
关键是我现在做母亲了 The point is, I'm a mom now.
你是个很酷的母亲 A cool mom.
没那么酷 Not that cool.
而且 唯一能让我愿意买酒的未成年人 Besides, the only underage person that I'm gonna buy alcohol for
是我孩子他爹 is the father of my child.
你真的一点也不酷 You really aren't cool.
谢谢你接待我 Thanks for seeing me.
不客气 我的大门永远为你敞开 Of course, my door is always open.
来一根吗 Smoke?
不了 我吸你们的二手烟就好 I'm good. I'll just breathe in yours.
随你便 Suit yourself.
我能和他单独谈谈吗 Could we have a little privacy?
我会在门口偷听的 I'll just be listening at the door.
她会的 She does.
我们能为你做点什么 So, what can we do for you?
我在想 是时候让玛丽 Well, I was thinking maybe it was time
回到这个教会了 for Mary to come back to the church.
回归你们牧师领导的"牧群"里 You know, be a part of your herd again.
我们一般说"教众" We say flock.
不过在德州 "牧群"也行得通 Although, Texas... herd works.
毕竟这里有很多肉牛之类的 With all the beef and whatnot.
总之 我们一直都很欢迎玛丽 Well, Mary's always welcome.
太好了 Great.
也许她能在办公室出份力 Oh. Maybe you could use her back here in the office.
不了 我们忙得过来 Nah, we got things covered.
你要接一下电话吗 Do you need to answer that?
不用 他们会再打来的 No, they'll call back.
佩格 麻烦接一下 Peg, please.
是 老大 All right, bossy.
那么 So, uh...
你怎么看 what do you think?
玛丽说她想回来吗 Mary said she wants to come back?
她没这么说 Not in so many words.
不过 如果你能问问她 But I know if you asked her,
这对我 对她 对我们 it would just mean the world to me,
还有对神来说 to her, to us...
都意义非凡 To God.
我会问问主的 I'll pray on it.
好 Great.
我会问问主 不过得过会儿 I'll pray on it later.
好 当然 Right. Sure.
不可思议 Fascinating.
为什么你不执行我的指令 Why aren't you doing what I tell you?
我们一夜暴富了吗 We rich yet?
最好是这样 Yeah, we better be.
埃文走火入魔了 Evan went nuts.
连蒜香面包棒都买了 He got garlic sticks.
你们有人授权算法 Did either of you authorize the algorithm
进行境外交易吗 to make foreign trades?
- 没 - 没 - No. - No.
但它正在进行境外交易 Well, that's what it's doing.
我们在香港证券交易所 We own 7,000 shares of Chow Fat Enterprises
持有七千支周发公司的股票 on the Hong Kong exchange.
不可思议 Fascinating.
我刚刚也是这么说的 That's what I said.
它在自动进行贸易吗 It's trading on its own?
看上去是这样 It would seem so.
我们得拔掉插头 让它停下来 Uh, we... need to stop it, pull the plug.
等等 Oh, wait, wait, wait.
我们是涨还是跌 Are we up or down?
我们在涨 We're up.
那问题在哪儿 Then what's the problem?
问题在于失控了 The problem is we've lost control.
就像科学怪人创造的怪物 This is Frankenstein's monster.
你说得好像这是件坏事 You say that like it's a bad thing.
什么 What?
让生命复活是一桩了不起的科学成就 To reanimate life was an incredible scientific achievement.
真正的坏人是故事里那些愚昧的村民 The real bad guys in the story are the ignorant villagers.
所以你站怪物那边吗 You were on the monster's side?
仅仅因为与众不同就该被追杀吗 Unfairly hounded for being different?
我当然支持它 You betcha.
等等 伙计们 Guys, guys, guys.
周发刚刚进行了股票分割 Chow Fat stock just split.
我们现在有一万四千股 We have 14,000 shares.
所以我们创造了一个能自我进化 So, we created an algorithm that's evolving by itself
成为某种新型智能的算法 and becoming a new form of intelligence?
而我 谢尔顿·库珀 And I, Sheldon Cooper,
真心觉得这很可怕 wholeheartedly think it's terrific.
它可能在偷听我们说话 It may be listening.
我们该怎么办 How do we do this?
我们得等一个年长到足够帮我们买酒 We just got to wait for someone who's old enough to buy beer
又年轻到足够新潮的人 but young enough to be cool.
明白了 Got it.
去问问他 Try him.
不好意思 先生 Excuse me, sir...
要买啤酒自己买 Buy your own beer.
好的 Thank you.
我觉得他看穿我们了 I think he was onto us.
让我试试 Let me try.
- 嘿 - 你好 - Hey. - Hey.
你能帮我买酒吗 我把身份证忘在家里了 Would you buy me beer? I forgot my ID at home.
你多大了 How old are you?
三十岁 thirty.
二十五岁 Twenty-five?
一点用也没有 This isn't working.
也许我们不该办派对 Maybe the party was a bad idea.
嘿 先生 Hey, mister,
你能帮我们买点酒吗 will you buy us some beer?
我还不到年纪 I'm not old enough.
那些人觉得我成年了 Those guys thought I was a grown-up.
比利 Billy!
怎么了 What?
- 你的找零 - 谢谢 - Here's your change. - Thank you.
你可以走了 You can go now.
好的 Thank you.
嗨 邻居 Howdy, neighbor.
杰夫牧师 很高兴见到你 Pastor Jeff, how nice to see you.
我打扰到你了吗 Am I interrupting anything?
不 没有 请进 No, no, come on in.
是什么风把你刮来了 So, what brings you by?
嗯 我在想 Well, I've been thinking, uh,
我们教堂里的人都很想你 we really miss you over at the church
或许你有没有考虑过回来 and maybe you might consider coming back.
呃... Well...
你们真好 that's awful kind of you,
但我已经加入了别的教会了 but I've joined a new church.
循道会把你策反了 是吗 Oh! The Methodists got you, didn't they?
不是 Oh, no.
是崔维斯·莱蒙牧师 Reverend Travis Lemon.
天哪 不是那个炸毛的家伙吧 Oh, not the fella with the hair.
玛丽 他就是个油嘴滑舌销售 Mary, he's a snake oil salesman,
骗大家的钱 taking people's money
信誓旦旦让你们都赚得盆满钵满 and promising 'em all kinds of riches.
但... Well...
那你怎么解释这张国税局寄来的支票呢 Then how do you explain this check I got from the IRS?
八百刀 $800.
我给了崔维斯牧师五十刀 I sent Reverend Travis $50
我第二天就收到了这张支票 and that came the very next day.
少来 Oh, come on.
这支票肯定在你给他钱之前 It had to be in the mail
就在你的信箱里了 before you sent your money in.
是吗 Did it?
那当然 我跟大家一样爱国 Of course. I'm as patriotic as the next guy,
但我们的邮政服务真烂透了 but our postal service flat-out sucks.
抱歉我说话难听了点 Excuse my French.
但我们不这么想 Well, we disagree.
崔维斯牧师说是上帝想 Reverend Travis says that the Lord wants me
让我发财 我相信他的说法 to be prosperous and I believe him.
这只是个巧合 This is nothing but a coincidence.
你只是税缴多了 You overpaid your taxes,
给你退回来而已 这跟耶稣扯不上关系 you got a refund, Jesus has nothing to do with it.
你说话语气跟谢尔顿一样 You sound like Sheldon.
我想我得走了 I believe I know my way out.
帮我挪一下这个可以吗 Help me move this, will you?
你在干什么 What are you doing?
腾出地方做舞池 Making a dance floor.
- 我很会跳舞 - 真的假的 - I'm a very good dancer. - Really?
我妈说的 你看我 My mom says so. Watch.
我来接 I'll get it.
斯巴克斯家 Sparks' residence.
嘿 亲爱的 Hey, sweetie.
嘿 妈 Oh. Hey, Mom.
你自己在家还好吗 You okay there all by yourself?
我不是自个在家 米西在呢 I'm not by myself, Missy's here.
等等 她没在 W-wait, she's not here.
让她接电话 Put her on.
好吧 Okay.
嘿 斯巴克斯夫人 Hey, Mrs. Sparks.
你们又有什么鬼点子 What are y'all up to?
只是在瞎玩 Just hanging out.
别兜圈子了 Cut the crap.
你要办派对是吗 You throwing a party, ain't you?
您说什么 没有 What? No.
别紧张 我不反对 Relax, I'm all for it.
我只想我儿子享受人生 I want my son to have a life.
等等 你有邀请他对吧 Wait, he's invited right?
当然 我们在准备舞池 'Course. We're just making a dance floor.
老天 米西 可别让他跳舞 Oh, God, Missy, do not let him dance.
老天爷 我知道所有人都觉得我是个傻逼 Lord, I know everyone thinks I'm being foolish
居然会给崔维斯牧师钱 giving money to Reverend Travis,
但为什么您就不能保佑我们发财呢 but why wouldn't you want us to be prosperous?
您爱我们 我们发财也说得过去呀 You love us, it makes sense.
而且我拿到国税局的支票 And I got that IRS check,
这像走运的预兆 which feels like a sign.
预兆这种东西我怎么会看不出来 And I think I know a sign when I see one.
怎么了 What's going on?
鸟把屎拉我眼睛里了 A bird did its business in my eye.
总比拉你嘴里强对吧 Better than your mouth, right?
你觉得你很幽默吗 You think you're funny?!
对呀 Yeah.
我们可能有麻烦了 We may have a problem.
怎么了 Oh, what's wrong?
程序现在运行得很慢 The program's running really slow.
我们在亏钱 We're losing money.
怎么回事 Well, what's happening?
今早还好好的 It was fine this morning.
我不知道会不会 I don't know if this is related,
和我新加的子程序有关 but I did add a new subroutine.
那是用来干嘛的 To do what?
解决广义相对论 To resolve the inconsistencies
和量子力学之间的矛盾 between general relativity and quantum mechanics.
为什么要加 Why would you do that?
因为我们的算法很智能 Because our algorithm's so smart
而这个矛盾是世界最大的未解之谜 and it's the biggest unanswered question in the universe.
但它将电脑搞得一团糟 But it's messing with the computer.
我们现在在亏钱 We're losing money.
我的香车和美人怎么办 What about my car? What about girls?
放心吧 你解决了广义相对论 Rest assured, you solve general relativity,
美女们会排着队亲你 the girls will be lined up around the block to kiss you.
有人开派对却没邀请我们 Someone's having a party and we weren't invited.
真该死 Gosh darn it.
垃圾车 Stupid car.
让它停下来呀 Make it stop.
在试了 但它不想停 I'm trying, it doesn't want to.
我想程序觉得这个问题太有趣了 I think it finds the question too interesting.
但它搞得电脑一团乱了 Ooh, but it's messing with the computer.
我们快赔光了 We're losing everything.
我不知道还能怎么办了 I don't know what else to do.
你们其实可以直接断电的 You could have just unplugged it.
或者至少扔前先开窗 Or at least opened the window.
我澡白洗了 I showered for nothing.
亲爱的 对于断了的脚趾 You know, honey, nothing much you can do
你无能为力 about a broken toe.
除非你觉得崔维斯牧师可以帮你治好 Unless you think Reverend Travis can fix it.
要不我把脚趾插你屁眼里算了 Maybe I'll stick it up your butt.
玛丽·库珀 注意言辞 Mary Cooper. Language.
我要睡了 I'm going to bed.
我回教堂 I'm in.
我屁股被烧了 你可别盯着看 My bottom is scorched, don't look at it.
在我们传递捐款碟的同时 And as we're passing the collection plate,
让我们热烈欢迎 let's give a warm welcome to the Coopers
库珀一家的回归 who are back in the fold.
龙卷风之后 我们的捐赠室 Our donation room is looking a little empty
空了许多 after the tornado.
欢迎各位捐献罐头 So please bring in your canned goods,
穿过的衣服... your used clothing...
吐的是啤酒吗 Is that beer?
总之 欢迎库珀一家回来 Anyway, welcome back Coopers.
请将圣诗集翻到第三十七页 Please turn to page 37 in your hymnals.